>Theres a very nasty rumor circulating around various inner-circles. Supposedly, you’re a terrible kisser. But don’t worry I can make it so you don’t disappoint, offend or besmooch any more ponies. You and I are going to practice proper kissing and you aren’t leaving until we get it right. Before we start I just want you to know that alicorn tongues and lips can be very intense. You may not survive this training session…
>>41194141Few better to teach proper kissing technique than our very own Princess of Love. It will feel a bit strange since Princess Cadance is wedded to Shining Armor. I don't want to do a brother dirty like that.
>>41194141A kisser? What's that even?
>>41194170>Princess of Love*Princess of Family
>>41194141>Cadance shoves her horsey tongue down your throat
>>41194141That's obviously going to lead to sex
>>41194417Your dirty mind is why you deserve to be cheezed
>>41194141>rape
>>41194141O-okay, princess.
>>41194141I'm really not comfortable with doing that with a married mare. Thank you for the warning, however. I will ask somepony else for help.
You may not consider me proficient in kissing but I assure you m'lady I more than make up for that with my mastery of other, heh heh, intimate arts>watches porn for 30 minutes to get hard>cums after 2 thrusts>falls asleep
>>41194642what a chad
Ponies do not have a menstrual cycle, so she won't be bleeding all over your dick while you're fucking her.
>>41194760I mean... Yeah? You're not wrong.
>>41194642
>>41194760i-is that a bad thing in your eyes?..
>>41194141I jizzed my pants spontaneously right after she said the word "tongue"
>>41194141>Before we start I just want you to know that alicorn tongues and lips can be very intense.>You may not survive this training session…That's quite the escalation.
>>41194141ill survive i'm sure
>>41194213Super Goku is retardedRIP Toriyama
>>41194855Yes, because that would be hot. Do you think she would let me cut the inside of her vagina with a razor blade?
Pink ponut
>>41194141Can I practice cunnilingus too?
