What would you do if Princess Celestia called you fat, forced you to run up and down Canterlot everyday and put you on a diet?
>>41196755Do as she commands, of course.
>>41196755If she's forcing me I don't think anything can be done.
Shove it up your ass, bitch.Shove it all up your fat ass.
>>41196755probably lose weight, but that won't happen since fatties don't go to equestria
>>41196755I am fat and she can put me on a diet, that's fine and would benefit me, but I'm also a lazy fuck and I'm not running.
>>41196755cry
>>41196892Anon, being fat is a choice, stop choosing to be fat and you wouldn't have to run. Either way you should run, running is the best indicator of a long life. You don't want to leave your poor horsewife alone in her elder years do you?
>>41196755Is Celestia fat or is it all just muscle?
>>41196755Fine, but she has to gain a pound for every one I lose.
>>41196755I already run in the morning 5-6 days a week, so business as usual.
>>41196763/thread
>>41196994That's easy.She's just eat them off of you.Good job.
>>41196755Do exactly that with one conditionShe has to do it too
>>41196755>mfw not a fat retard and will get forced to eat her horsepussy instead
>>41197265Yes. God, yes.
>>41196755I would eat her cake.t. 10% body fat
>>41196755( 0 ) I am fat ( 1 ) I love running ( 2 ) I love Celestia
>>41197265>forced
>>41196892Don't listen to>>41196973cardio is for fags, lift instead
>>41196973different anon but why would I want to live forever. especially if an hour or so of every day is spent is spent running?
>>41197477i run every other day, ~40 mins outdoors, lost like 20 kg over 3 years
>>41196755Honest and motivating.
>>41197466>>41197477I'm gonna stay fat and getting drunk on cider and playing vidya and am fine with dying at like 50
>>41196755I'd get fit, then pound her fat ass
>>41199166All according to keikaku.
>>41196755As long as I get payed.
>>41196755Get in shape or have a heart attack, apparently.
>>41196755I do it and then eat her ass while she gorges herself on cakes and sweets.
>>41196755I would tell her she needs to get a better understanding of human anatomy (heh) because I am not fat (6'2" 140lbs)
>>41196798im taking this personallyand killing myself hoping the dream of equestria fades as do all desires
>>41196755>rape
>>41197032This image causes a stirring in my loins.
>>41199253loll me 2
>>41196755I like to be fat.
>>41200208As it should.
>working out with Celestia>yoga at the weekends
>>41196755Thank her for forcing me to walk my fat ass, it's not like I would be eating goyslop or working for a shitty corporate anymore
>>41196755I'd take the pair of pruning shears I have that cuts too crooked to use anymore and go to town on my cock with it and just absolutely mutilate that sucker.What a silly question.
>>41196755https://suno.com/song/73af1084-028c-4f25-9d22-f593554bded7
>>41196755Look who's talking, FATlestia the MORBIDLY OBESE
