Realistically what jobs could you do in Equestria? How would you contribute to pony society? I hope you're social person because ponies will make you socialize with them and constantly throw parties and other shindigs/hootenannys. They will make you dance and sing too
I'm assuming this is as a human. I'd love to do mail delivery, I wouldn't be able to fly of course but if it's like Ponyville local deliveries I could probably get away with just walking, it seems like a close knit small town.Mail delivery just seems so nice. You're helping people and getting around. It's like a direct service to everyone. Plus, you also get to work with derpy.
>>41198040carpenter for sure maybe cook too
>>41198040Marecock Inspector
>>41198040They'd hate me and I would do nothing but be a cranky burden
>>41198040I will be a bum and a leech like I am here on Earth.
>>41198040Farrier.
>>41198040I job
>>41198040I WANT TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD AND DIE FOR EQUESTRIA. MY DREAM IS TO DIE IN GLORIOUS BATTLE PROTECTING THE PONY ETHNOSTATE WEEKS AFTER ARRIVING IN EQUUS.
>>41198040I want to be a bard. I mean, this is a high fantasy world and ponies love music, so there's definitely enough money in it to make a living traveling around.Imagine setting up your little show in every village, singing joyful dances, legendary ballads, laments for old heroes, to rapt audiences of kind and grateful ponies (who always know how to be good audience members). You can invite ponies to sing or play their own music on stage with you and your band, learning their local tunes and tales, so you can spread them all around equestria and bring so much joy. Imagine all the mares, too indimidated to talk to such a handsome and charismatic anon as you, swooning when you ask for their hoof in a dance.
>>41198937I'm a guitarchad irl and a herdchad in my headcanon and this fucking blew my mind. Time to write a million greens about this
>>41198955Godspeed
>>41198040I’m gonna be a warehouse supervisor
>>41198040Is there a position available for a professional curmudgeon?
>>41198114SMACK!>https://youtu.be/MaHfjDrY-Yc
>>41198937>>41198955
It's not the most original idea but a masseur/masseuse always seemed like a good fit for human in Equestria to me. Hands are a uncommon commodity/novelty AND you'd essentially be getting to be paid to pet ponies in a socially acceptable way.
>>41198040>Expert in repair and maintenance of technologies that don't yet exist in equestria. Yep, the NEET life for me.
>>41199048>>41198955>>41198937Unoriginal and retarded.>>41199069Fix the trains.
>>41198040>get to equine land>was a professional chef by trade so that would be an obvious first choice >get fired from every job i get because every headchef pony is too impatient for the apeman bumbling around their kitchen>theres tons of catering jobs with all the galas and celebrations the ponies love to have>realistically the ponies in charge of them are even more demanding>get fired from every event job because i dont have the dexterity and speed on par with a unicorn's magic that they expect>after a while of unemployment ponk convinces the cakes to hire me at the sugarcube corner >ive worked in bakeries before so little is different>its non stop production but its nice to be around ponk >they even made me my own work station at the correct height
>>41199111nice digitsalso not him but steam engines sounds like a lot different from techfag shit lol
I can make nonsensical useless laws that only apply to canterlot citizens and is only enforced on the elite (with celestia's blessing of) because she finds finds them very stuffy and boring
>>41199047>in reality anon only knows smoke on the water and a hand full of greenday songs >ponka is still impressedlol
>>41198040Doesn't matter what skills I have, eventually they're just gonna force me to be an escort.
>>41199115pinker is the best
>>41198040some sort of wondering merchant
>>41198040Full-time bank robber
>>41199236eeeeeeyup
>>41199111>>41199132>MFW I actually have experience working on steam
>>41199246>transported to equestria>goes out of his way to become jewish
>>41199115I'd cook. Everypony has to eat.
>>41199236
>>41198040I'm a sailor
>>41199267well jews are rich so...
>>41199296https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsions_and_exoduses_of_Jews
>>41199318He did say wandering
>>41199318don't worry i wont take colt's foreskins
>>41199322yes,it sounds cool. exploring, going from town to town.
>>41198040Would ponies like human humour?I could make pony versions of Japanese game shows like takeshi's castle.
>>41199344>takeshi's castle.No I need my funny MXC dub.
>>41198040Well, I work as a night watch, so maybe security that's a bit more useful than pony guards. these guys let a lot of people wander around.After a while, I wwould save up to take cooking classes. If everything is alright, I should run an inn before hitting retirement.During all this time, I would pretend I'm a grumpy guy, so ponies gather thinking "wow, he needs to be cheered up".By the time I get my inn I should be like the guy in the first town in Skyrim (I run the inn, I also cook. There's no more to tell), and yet, my business would have a good crowd of ponies being friends.I would even joke about it (if all it took was a grumpy guy to show up so many ponies can become friends, then maybe you should frown more often. Don't tell them I'm actually happy seeing them around).
Having fingers could make you one hell of a masseuse
>>41198040Hoof and belly masseuse. Pony groomer.
>>41198091>Be anon>New guy at the PPO (ponyville postal office)>Derpy is the supervisor for all the rookies>She brings a freshly baked basket of muffins for everyone to start of the week on. Not a bad life I must say.
>>41198040Rapist
>>41198040I'm retarded so I would do most menial jobs.
>>41198040Im fine with manual labor and quick to learn more technical things.
>>41198910You're amazing. Stay strong.
>>41199048Who said ponies like hands?
>>41199048>anonfilly is the firstthat’s cheating
>>41199318It'd be fun making Equestria be #110.
>>41198040I'm a therapist. Surely there are some unhappy ponies who need to talk.
>>41199035Professor, modern novelist, stand-up comedian, podcaster.
>>41199111wasted digits
>>41199296I'm a Jew, and I'm not rich. I was a NEET for 7 years.
>>41202174What job would you have in pony land tho
>>41202174>jew>not richkek,i hope you are doing good today tho
>>41198040I can do literally anything for a job, except work at a McDonald’s. I just got fired from one three days ago for pressing the wrong button on the deep fryers sometimes
>>41202190I'm fine, anon. I got my master's degree and have a job now. I could be working longer so I could move out of my parents' house, but I'm trying to ease into things.>>41202184Well I'm not good at math, so I can't be anyone's accountant, and I don't have any knowledge of the legal system, so I can't be a pony lawyer. Maybe I could catch back up on trumpet and join a jazz band.
>>41202174I don't believe youpost your sliced weenor
I don't have any skills but I'm sure Applejack could find some way for me to help out around the farm if I asked.
>>41202174Post nose.
>>41202288>I got my master's degree and have a job now.Let me guess, banking?
>>41199132I teach English to rich kids.Sometimes I like to pretend to be schizophrenic on 4chan and have made a couple of such edits in the past.
>>41198040I will kill myself the second I touch Equestrian soil.
>>41198040Whatever they need me to do. I have no soul, squeamishness or self-respect and I'm a very fast learner especially when pissed off.
>>41202524No pony would want this mug :c
>>41202904Social Work. No one told me about the MA/MS and LPC route, so I endured two years of leftist propaganda so that I could practice psychotherapy.
