>"May I take your order?"
Yes I want you.
>>41236233One McChicken. Extra sauce.
>>41236233Four Big Macs, XL french fries and nuggies, please. Make sure the nuggies come with a toy.
>>412362332 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda
I'll have a double quarter pounder with cheese deluxe, a 20 piece chicken nuggets, and a large chocolate shake.
>>41236233"Ye could I get some of the home-brewed kumis? If you've got any of Rarity's batch left that'd be great."
>>41236243>"We don't serve schizo meds here, sir"
Thirteen boxes of nuggets and a diet Pepsi (I'm trying to lose weight).
>>41236233You forgot to say "please", you hooligan! I'm telling your manager.
>>41236233Look, it's been a rough day, and by the looks of things you can agree. All I want is a bit of respect from those assholes in management, but we both know that's not gonna happen. So in the absence of that, I'll take a bottle of your cheapest potato vodka. Don't tell me you don't have any. I know better than that. How else would you make it through the shift?
>>41236233Your unwashed ponut.
>>41236233How is she not leaded more? Her cm is a carrot between two hotdog buns! She should have some art of anon hotdogging between her massive cheeks
>>41236334>leadedphoneposter detected
>>41236233I'll take a double triple princess deluxe on a raft, 4x4 everfree style, extra hooves, with a shimmer and a squee, light mare cum, make it smile, befriend it, and wrap its winter.
>>41236233>Goyslopmare
>>41236448YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES, DUMBASS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>41236233>rape
>>41236233no! you cannot take my order, I find it
one carrot, straight from your asshole!
>>41236233I love that scene where characters start fighting, and you can see her smiling.
>>41236233I'd like nine number 2's, a number 2 small, a number 9 without the dip, a number 1, two number 54s, one without cheese, and a small soda.
>>41236480>slopGo back.
>>41236233I would like a double mccarrot meal, my wife here will have 14 hayburgers
>>41236337phoneposters only use leaded gasoline?
>>41237072>he doesn't know
>>41237034To where?
>>41236233No.>leaves
>>4123623355 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS
>>41236233Can I get a fucking UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......................Burger?
>>41236233This isn’t the first time we’ve seen one another>What?This day keeps repeating and we have had this conversation a hundred times>she notices you reaching into your jacket
>>41237442>uhh sir, what are you doingYou yourself don’t know what you are doing, having repeated this day so many times.You could keep ending these days in acts in uncaring violence, or try something different .>she eyes you terrified>too scared to do more than stand there waiting for you to make a move
>That cutiemarkYour bun for my hotdog please.
Imagine petting her, then cuddling with her after a long shift.
Imagine being a little filly, waiting everyday for your cutie mark to appear, talking with your friends that have already got one, imagining all the possible futures you'd have, each more wonderful than the other.Only to get a carrot in a bun. Destiny decided that you'll be a wagie. Forever.Fucking grim.
>>41237520MLP FIM = grimdark universe confirmed. Literally born to be a janitor or criminal or something.
>>41236233I could go for a Barbecue Bacon Burger, and a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie.
>>41236254>Four Big Macs>"Sorry, best I can do is one. Now bend over."
>>41237520You have to kill a family of jackalopes to change your Cutie Mark.
>>41237507
>>41237148hell
>>41236233One 20 minute carrotdogging session with you
>>41237507her full body weight on top of you :3
For her amusement sometimes she shoves the carrot up her ponut and serves it to customers.
