There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."lonely at the top" editionOld thread: >>41098165Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous>>40508352Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowmanhttps://ponepaste.org/590https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)https://ponepaste.org/8269The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/4316Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6https://ponepaste.org/3004Stories by Pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/user/pentaponyCarl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomethinghttps://ponepaste.org/1112"Fleetfooted" by SadBoyhttps://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoyStories by Aftercasehttps://ponepaste.org/user/AftercaseStories by AnthonyC4https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4Stories by Horse Story Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/user/AppreciationprojectStories by YukkuriPalehorsehttps://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorseRainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Riderhttps://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhalRocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686iStories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3Stories by Angry Wino: tinyurl dot com slash vskmqfxStories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steamThe Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544This Heart That Fearshttps://poneb.in/0b7L24LnTsukumogamihttps://poneb.in/WPw3dNdPLow Self-Esteem AJhttps://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0All I want from christmashttps://poneb.in/XHH5UPCNCouch Surfinghttps://poneb.in/82NscJdWA collection of misc. green since the 1st threadhttps://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8
Remember to be supportive of your wifeeven if her taste in anime is shit
>>41236280What if the mare is <not pure>?
>>41236764That's impossible.
Best story you've read?
>>41237601Minty's Careful Steps, probably
>>41236423>animeGood thing I don't have any stakes in this debate.
>>41237977based
>>41237977Please watch Cowboy Bebop, at least. You don't even have to read subtitles, the dub is better. The soundtrack slaps, too.
What if humans creampieing mares would result in start of milk production without actually getting pregnant and giving birth?It would be an obvious telltale sign of a human and mare pair having sex. Mares going on about their day with large udders but without a foal with them.
>>41236423At least she's not watching seasonal isekai trash.
>>41238254>What if Anons and their waifus can't have foalsThat would be terrible.
>>41238003Why that one in particular?
>>41239108Besides being quite good, it's really accessible to people who "don't like anime" because it's very grounded and lacks a lot of stereotypical "anime" trappings like schoolgirls and mecha and stuff.
>>41238673They have to go to Cadance and the crystal heart for that.
>>41239162Keeping that in mind.
>>41239678the real power of love was the waifu we made along the way
>>41239678A workaround, but a meh one. Don't get me wrong, I love mares with supple teats. But the price for that would be a bit too high here.
>>41180606Short still alive post. As usual, time is not my friend. Anyway, the next chapter is coming together relatively nicely, so I hope to have it done in the next few days. Who knows, maybe I'll already proofread it at the coming weekend. That's not certain yet though.
Mare defending the realm.
>>41241750>Mare
>>41242067Zebra females are called mares, and Zecora has a boxy muzzle, so what did you mean by this?
I could save her, bros...
Mares shall always wear a choker.
>>41242195How?
>>41242167What >>41242067 is trying to say is that he has a terminal case of severe mental retardation.
>>41242721Take her back to my house
Some mares are more direct than others. And they know what they want.
>>41242167>Zebra females are called maresThough jennies would be more specific.
>>41243391>battoid
>>41244347yes.jpg
>>41243391they do, but it's up to you to make sure they don't overdo it.
>Page 10 in 2 hours Holy shit. Up.
>>41245263dunno what it is but something's scooting the board along. Probably a bunch of one-and-done shitpost threads.
>>41245263I remember back in 2013-14 threads got archived within like 10-15 minutes if there was no bumps. Was kinda annoying, many good stuff got buried and forgotten quickly.
>>41246127Sure, but we're way past these standards though. A thread slipping this fast today is usually a sign of severe shitposting on the board.
>>41246632we could always use more mares in wedding dresses but honestly I've never been fond of AI slop. Yeah it's neat but it all looks the same.
>>41247142>spoilerKinda true. That's why I only save the best ones I come across. A lot of them are just too mediocre.
>>41244876Good thing that a husband will provide just that focus.
>>41246632god i fucking love her
>>41242195Think she could get used to a peaceful life in Equestria proper?
>>41248532Some days I wonder about thatShe's a special case, but I don't think hope is lost on getting her used to normal life
>>41248837>She's a special caseCouldn't that be said for most raiders though? I don't think of any of them are born evil.
What if you get matched with one of them?
>>41249713What about it? Young adults are still adults.
>>41249713What if you get matched with all three of them and learn that they rigged the thing somehow in attempt to get their cutie marks and didn't expect it was actually a real thing and now you're stuck there as a prank but apparently not?
>>41249943>making convoluted excuses for herding
>>41249954I didn't say you have to go through with it, it was more of a comedy setup.
>>41249965I mean, it is the basic "romcom that lasts 800 chapters and ends with no real resolution so fans can pick who wins" setup, but those usually go hand-in-hand with harem nonsense and personally I'm sick to death of it due to overexposure.but yeah, sorry for pissing on your parade by jumping to conclusions.
>>41236280Just got to the end of "A Heart Longs for Another" by AnthonyC4 after reading for hours. Couldn't take my eyes off it for longer than 10 minutesJust to find out it ends unfinished at the absolute climax of the story. In the worst way too, literally a few paragraphs away from what I've been waiting for. I have actually been shattered into a trillion pieces
>>41249713I don't have two best friends who could get matched with the other two so we could all go on triple dates together, so that seems unlikely.
>>41249721Adult Diamond sure has the looks. And after her change of heart I'm sure she'd be a great mare too.
>>41250900She's the best.
>>41250907I wonder how you could convince her that you're not wooing her just for her money though. That impression could come up very quickly.
>>41250923I actually have no idea how I'd convince her I wasn't just interested in her father's money—simping harder would obviously be counterproductive
>>41250951When all else fails, make a contract saying that you do not claim any of her riches. It's not the most elegant way of doing it, but it leaves no room for doubt.
>>41245662Really love her hair.
>>41251165It's also completely untenable since "her riches" includes the mansion the two of you are living in, etc.>>41250923Just love her more than the material goods around her and to which being with her gives you access. Appearance is downstream from essence.>>41250282F
The overwhelming vibe that I got from human females is that they wanted me to leave them alone.So I did.
>>41252223So you have chosen mares as your escape?
>>41252223>>41252242>rejected by his own kind, the failed male resorts to females of other species for companionship
>>41252242No.They are not real.
>>41236280i used to have this as my background desktop pic. its so good
>>41252277>mares are not realAnon, I...
Love is a falsehood, a fairy tale we tell ourselves to hide the truth from our eyes - that nothing we do matters, and all ends in oblivion.
>>41252811or worse, skyrim.
Would you a rule 63 mare?
>>41253307would drain my balls in every orifice
>>41253307Sure, why not.
>>41253307under the assumption the rest of the world's flipped too, and it's not a temporary thing.
>>41253608That's in essence the idea of R63.
Cheeky snow mare.
>>41253929you never know someone could try to slip a "ha ha it was only temporary" line in there to make it gay.I've seen it done before.
>>41253307Dunno, I can't actually come up with a character I'd prefer more as r63 version.
>>41253307That's not actually r63 Sunburst. Sunburst just looks really girly when he shaves off his beard. Why do you think he grows it out?
>>41255058for me it's eris
>>41255218>talks like Sarah Silvermanyou still on that boat?
>>41255245Who?
>>41255266she voiced Vanellope von Schweetz from Wreck-it Ralph
>>41255245>>41255280thats cute, sure
>>41255245Nah, man, she's voiced by Ellen McLain.
>>41255376no way, it's Gilbert Gottfried.
>>41253307yeah
>>41253307I would a r63 version of a rule 63 mare
A mare of many faces.
mare
>>41256847Imagine showering with your mare. So much wholesome intimacy.
>>41255397She does that only when she wants to annoy you.Which is to say, frequently.
>>41256847>>41257276The very definition of "good, clean fun".
>>41255914gay
>>41257293>titsWay too anthro.
>>41256303a happy family
>>41258150Having all three in a house as separate ponies would be wild.
I hope to make my mare the happiest mare in all of Equestria.
>>41259318Same. But there can only be one happiest mare.
>>41260443Poor mare always runs into the horror.
>>41259921>We Made This Man And Horsewife Touch Poison Joke And You Won't Believe What Happened Next
>>41261345He got her stripes?
>>41241750>aislop
>10Don’t worry broskis I gotchu
>>41262227Thanks, Pinkiebro.
Saving the mares.
look at this amazing mare
I remember the days this thread was full of cool stuff and stories and art. Then deerfag struck and this general has been reduced to a shambling corpse as dead as /ggf/.
>>41263128>give her a lick—she tastes just like raisins
>>41263137deerfag?
>>41263213Some guy who wanted to fuck the TFH deer
>>41263221I guess the guy died with the game.
>>41263252as someone from there, he died off before the game did.all that's left now are lizard and sheepfuckers. It's more of a zombie general than this one is.
>>41263261Can't say I pity him. He was fucking insufferable at times.
>>41263648What dances would you try with your mare?
>>41264146Line, square, you know. The usual.Plus whatever we get dragged into as part of a spontaneous musical number.
i wish i could be there with her right now
>>41264840That's only natural.
Unusual mares in lingerie.
>>41265710I have mixed feelings about the abominable intelligence's artistic endeavors, but that one's pretty good, actually.
>>41265833As longs as the mare is cute I see no issue with AI.
>>41265833It doesn't happen often, but it can happen.
>>41265833Anon? Why is mare bald, Anon?She wasn't bald when she was Lulu.
>>41267208Man, imagine a mare so special that she's the one spilling saddlebag spaghetti everywhere
>>41267733
She just needed to know she was loved.
>>41267736It would be cute
