Anonstallion>Anonfilly
>>41252565Both are extremely gay
>>41252565Only when Anonstallion is gay.
>>41252565Finally! someone with good taste.
>>41252565I wish nookprint would draw more Anonstallion.
>>41252565You're just obsessed with horsecocks, aren't you OP.
>>41252565Anonstallion and pony love is kino, absolute peak. Also, the fact that OP image has Fluttershy just makes the idea even better
>>41252565If I'm getting transformed into something else by some faggot wizard then it better be a dragon.
>>41252726Anondragon isn't popular. You didn't even post any
Anonstallion gets all the mares.
>>41252755True, in the continuity that Anon is a horse, he would be able to impregnate the mares which would lead to issues
>>41252706Thats anonfilly posters
>>41252565teh combined power of anonfilly and anoncolt are the only thing that can stop anonstallion
>>41252836>AnoncoltEveryone knows that there is no such thing as an Anoncolt.
>>41240632
>>41252910I wish I was a handsome stallion.
>>41252947GOOD END
>>41252895It would be less gay then anonfilly tho
>>41252895>ahem
>>41252574
>>41252961I stand corrected >>41252958agreed
>>41252733Yeah because I hate Anon!anything. Just leave it as Anon.
>>41252961guns are bad and dangerous
>>41253025>Just leave it as Anon.Nah, that's boring
>>41252755I wouldn't mind being reincarated as a hoers if it meant I could impregnate my waifu
>>41253045I am going to be reincarnated as horse and I am going to impregnate my waifu.
What about AnonAnon?
>>41252755
>>41253066>all ponies turn into anonthis idea has legs
>>41253110GIWTWM. It's literally the opposite of me on earth.
>>41252755Should've been the other 3.
>>41253110THIS IS PARADISE
>>41252755I would only impregnate my waifu, actually. I'd wear a condom every time I slept with someone I didn't intend to marry.
>>41252565true
>>41253360>Sleeping with other mares while having waifungmi
>>41253713better than laying pipe 'round ponyville raw
>>41253717what?
>>41253110>You will never have a cute mare give you a pineapple as a greeting gift
>>41253724He says he'd fuck other mares anyway, so he'd rather use a condom than have unprotected sex. You ESL or something? Laying pipe, Anon. It means sex. Haven't you ever seen Pulp Fiction?
>>41253125>raaaainbow
>>41253717>Random mare you fucked gets into a petty squabble with your waifu>Brags about fucking her stud>Waifu is utterly crushed, betrayedNow what, dumbfuck?
>>41253913Have hot steamy unprotected sex with my waifu. Duh. Retard.
>>41253058>RBD>straightyou dun goofed
Bump for more masculine anonstallion and mares.
>>41252565Anonstallion is way gayer than anonfilly unless he retains the "fuck I need to get my humanity back" attitude.
>>41254035Your "waifu" would be seeking comfort from me, unfortunately. You can watch if you would like though, lil bro.
>>41254319>unless he retains the "fuck I need to get my humanity back" attitude.that just makes me wanna write a long ass green about that now
>>41252565>human anon>>>>>>>> literal shit >>>>>>>>>>>ocs, anonstallion, etc.also what a waste of a pic, can't believe i have to browse this board amongst people with such shit taste. you have to be zoomers or something.
>>41253110Sucks you can only pick one
>>41254389monkeycels mad
>>41252565Question, Anyone interested in an Anonstallion dad green?
>>41254562>Anonstallion dad greenis that even a question?of course.
>>41254562Obviously
>>41254562Please do!
>>41254561ywnbam
>>41254319>"Anon, dear, please come to bed. Why are you always up late reading those dusty old magic tomes? I don't think any of them are going to have a "turn into a human" spell. None of us has even ever heard of these "humans" before.I have to get back to my world, waifu! To be here living in this perfect pony world with my beautiful waifu is a dream come true, but my world needs me! I have to save the white race!>"What the hell is a white race? Did you run in one and lose? You can run alot faster now than you could then if humans really have only two legs like you described.""I have to fight the jeeeeews!"
>>41252565>me on the right having lunch with my gf>(she has a mental handicap)
>>41254562soooooooooooo (you) gonna do it?
>>41254841Made me kek, thanks.
>>41254581>>41254607>>41254640>>41255024>Be Anonstallion aka Anon>Been in Equestria for….10 years? Maybe 11?>Truth be told you lost count after the first 5>You stopped caring after that point if nothing else>Life has been good to you since you arrived here>Twilight and the Mane6 were kind enough to help you find a place in Ponyville>From there, Autism and fancy hornwriting propelled you into being a successful Author>Well…admittedly you mostly recreate stories from Earth or your own Fanfics but still!>Success is Success>Slowly you open your eyes and look up at the ceiling and yawn>Celestia bless after work naps, best way to->The floorboards creak as a small weight sneaks towards you>You remain still, eyes sliding almost closed>Soft giggling fills the air as whatever is stalking you approaches>You realise your mistake when the giggling is joined by the magical hum of a unicorn’s horn
>>41255313>”Daddy!”>The small peach coloured unicorn filly cried out as she launched herself at your stomach>Landing with all the force a filly’s horn could muster was enough to make you groan in pain>”It’s nightmare night soon Daddy!”>Completely oblivious to your…admittedly not very severe pain…she bounces up and down in glee>In one fluid movement, you warp a forceleg around her and give her a gentle hug“You excited for the Princess’ party tonight?”>unable to bounce in excitement, your daughter seems to be practically vibrating>If you didn’t know better, you could swear she was just pinkie pie with a different colour scheme some days”What did we say about your costume?”>“No jumping on mom or dad, No tackling other ponies either”“Good girl, let's get you ready then.”>With a hoof, you ruffle her mane and she hops to the floor before you lead her towards your workshop.
>>41255320>With a flick of your horn, the door slides open to reveal a project you’d both spent months on>Princess Celestia had found the idea hilarious enough to grant you time to sketch her ancient battle plate in great detail>Admittedly it lead to a few awkward conversations with Cheerilee about “Appropriate daddy daughter projects”>However>Your filly leaps up onto the table, running a hoof along the peytral with a grin>You couldn’t be prouder of her, truthfully you’d stepped back after the crown>Everything else, from the hoof shoes, to the peytral, and even the mail skirt, was her>Twilight had been mystified how this project hadn’t earned a cutiemark.>Frankly you agreed but still, it was fun to see Peachy Daze this happy>”Dad, why’s there a hole in the peytral?”>You shake yourself from fond memories and look up, spotting a pair of ice blue eyes staring back at you from the table>She really did get her mother’s eyes>A smile forms on your lips as you trot over to a small wrapped package on your desk“Close your eyes sweetie”>A frustrated hum accompanies your request but, glancing over your shoulder reveals Peachy’s eyes shut>Your horn glows, shredding the wrapping and hefting out a gently glowing amulet>With a gentle nudge, it fits into the peytral, before sealing itself in.“Okay sweetie, take a look.”>Peachy’s eyes snap open and she looked back at the peytral, an eyebrow raised>Looking every bit the part of a Master blacksmith, you watch as your filly paces around the armour>Tracing over the subtle soldering mark where the Amulet melted the metal to bond itself to the armour>”Dad, that’s way too much magic for you…who made it?”“Oh Sweetie…”>You press a hoof to your chest dramatically, displaying all of your rather terrible acting as you stagger aside>Leaning heavily on the workbench, you groan“My own flesh and blood, how could you claim that your own father is not a master magician, oh woe am I for such a besmirchment to my reputation.”>Peachy, now snickering at your performance, rolls her eyes>”Seriously Daddy, who did it?”“...Promise not to tell her I told you?”>”Mom did it!”“That’s my clever filly”>With another rustle to her mane, Peachy steps back to let you lift the ornate crown onto her head.
>>41255324>Peachy sags a little under the bronze’s weight, her eyes opening once the helmet is settled>Her short horn hidden by a curved hornguard>Mane poking out through a slit at the back of the helm>With a massive grin, she looks at you giggling>”Its really cold”“It is a metal helmet sweetie, those tend to get cold.”>”What does Mom’s amulet do?”>You pointedly ignore the question, opting instead to fasten the small buckle under her chin>Peachy shakes her head a little, the helmet resolutely remaining atop her head“Fits good?”>”Perfect Dad!”>She rears up and steps into the mail dress, letting you fasten it on her back prompting a small squeak of>”Cold!” >You can’t help but chuckle, prompting an overly dramatic scowl and huff from Peachy>A few moments later and Peachy is clad hoof to horn in gleaming bronze and snow white fabric>Bright ice blue eyes staring back at you, sparkling with excitement“Go get your Candy sweetie, Mom’s gonna meet us at the party okay?”>Peachy leaps from the table, landing with a quartet of metal clangs before racing for the door>Maybe racing is a bit generous>Trotting at a moderate pace might be better>You realise she probably didn’t expect to be hauling the sheer weight of armour she has on>Still, you casually trot after her back to the house>She “races” over to the kitchen cupboard, her horn tugging the door open to reveal a sack stuffed with Candy>You stand silently in the corner, practically watching the gears turn in peachy’s head>She steps to the side, measuring the bag against herself>Brow furrowed, lips pursed>If she thought any harder you expect steam will start coming out her ears>A few moments pass before she turns and trots into the pantry, rummaging for something out of sight>Eventually she returns, head held high with a smug grin as a red painted wagon trails behind her.>No matter the world, seems a kid always will find use for a Radio Flyer>With a growl, she heaves the bag of candy onto her back>struggles over to the wagon>and dumps it in with a satisfied groan>”See! I did it!”“Knew you could Peachy…want me to pull it to the castle?”>Her face freezes>She’d forgotten that part>”..yes please”>You lower yourself into a dramatic bow“As you order Princess”>The setback forgotten, Peachy bursts out into laughter and trots for the door>You follow close behind, hauling the wagon with your magic
>>41255337>Princess Celestia’s nightmare night party>..it was something of your doing actually>Back on earth, the mayor of your town had organised a yearly halloween party>Something about making it safer for kids>The reality was, he was a sucker for fireworks and loved an excuse for a good celebration>Princess Celestia, as it turned out was very similar>One train ride later, you found yourselves climbing up Canterlot’s slanted and winding streets>Above the city, The sky was awash with nebulae and stars, fireworks bursting in images of The Princess of the Night>Music filtered from storefronts and a few bands that had just started playing on the street corners>Honestly it reminded you a little of Mardi Gras back on earth, the entire city seemed to be out celebrating>Peachy, despite struggling in her armour, looked around in abject awe>The flow of ponies around you both, were looking at her gleaming bronze “costume” with pretty much identical reactions>You swore the guards back at the train station seemed a bit jealous >Come to think of it, Peachy would make a good royal armourer…>The aforementioned Smith had dipped into her candy a little, handing out hooffuls of Bon-Bon’s creations to the horde of fillies and colts following her>ok so…maybe she was a little too generous to run a business>Maybe the Princess’ were hiring?>Surely a…very small body double could be useful?>”Everything okay dad? You’ve got your thinking face on.”“Just pondering stuff Sweetie, nothing to worry about.”>The Castle was finally coming into view, practically besieged by a veritable army of partygoers>Entry was simple, a pail of Candy for Fillies and Colts, Mare and Stallions were to bring a bottle of their choosing or a pail of candy>Admittedly, that admission fee wasn’t very steep, but You knew the point wasn’t to get candy or booze>The mountains of sweets in the courtyard, and open bars revealed the real purpose>Ponies really loved a good potluck>”You excited to see mom?”“Always Sweetie, more than you’d know”>Peachy simply giggles at that>”Wonder what adventure she’s been on this time…Oooh! Maybe to that upside down spider land!”“To…Australia?”>”Yeah that!”>You shrugged, the portal was in the US so…in theory it was possible she could have caught a flight there>Though you doubted it, The Crown usually needed her close to the Portal.>Trying not to lose Peachy in the crown wasn’t as hard as usual>Under the bursting lights of the fireworks she glowed like a disco ball>The main challenge was your height, other stallions were taller than you and mares were about at eye height>God you missed being taller than almost everybody
>>41255344>”Candy or Drink Sir?”“Candy, my daughter has both of our contributions.”>Peachy giggled as the Guardstallion’s jaw dropped when he saw her armour>The guardmare to his left simply squee’d before coughing and hastily putting on a serious expression once more>With the Candy sack taken to be checked by security, you both were let in>The Radio Flyer was escorted off by an amused valet, leaving you with a ticket to reclaim your “Chariot, Carriage or other suitable means of personal transportation.”>”I’m riding the wagon home!”“No you are not, not after last time.”>”But daaad I’m wearing armour! And the crown has proclaimed the wagon a means of personal transportation!”>You open your mouth to respond before pausing>...she does have a point you suppose>Electing not to encourage that idea further, you both push onwards>Music filters over the crowd, provided by a familiar looking grey mare and her ensemble of musicians.>You absentmindedly look over the ponies around you wondering where your wife even is, she sent a letter saying she’d meet you both here>The song slowly fades out and is soon replaced by the beginning notes of a very familiar track>Looking over the crowd reveals her, a microphone suspended in her blue magic>Hooves pressed to a keyboard>”The sun goes down, the stars come out.”>”And all that counts is here and now”>By the Third line, you’re singing along >By the fourth the crowd has joined in >Sunset looks up, her ice blue eyes casting a gaze over the crowd and stopping once she spots You>To your side, Peachy calls out something that gets lost in the noise of what must be hundreds of ponies singing along to the band>Sunset, despite the noise of her song, clearly hears Peachy, offering a smile and a wink in response.>The song finishes almost too soon..god you loved that track>”Should we go up to the stage?” “She’ll find us, Don’t worry.”>Peachy, despite the armour, stands at your side bouncing up and down“Peach, remember. No Jumping at ponies.”>If she heard you, you can’t tell>With all the metal, especially the mail, her bouncing sounds like the most demented percussion solo possible>Even then, its drown out by at least half of the crowd singing along to the band>You open you mouth to say something before freezing>”Hey Hun~”>You turn to find Sunset standing behind you, a warm sparkle in her eyes as she looks at you>In one fluid movement, she steps forward and places a kiss on your cheek>Which you swiftly reciprocate before your wife turns and hefts your Daughter into the air>Sweet Celestia you forgot how strong her magic was>”How is my little peach?”>The squirming armoured filly can only manage to laugh as Sunset proceeds to tickle her in mid airThat's all I got so far Anons, hope y'all enjoyed it. Probably will continue it after work
>>41254714>you will now be a mareeeyikes!!
>>41254562Take a wild guess
>>41255350i like this. it hurts me, but i like it. it hurts good.
>>41255350you write very well, anon. im almost jealous hehit is a very sweet story so far
>>41255350Very cute
>>41255959>>41255735>>41255716Hell yeah, glad y'all enjoy itGonna try n write more on wednesday, pre-con hype has me in a pony mood
AnonxAnon
>>41254037Anonstallion can turn any gay mare straight.
>>41256032ILLEGAL!
>>41256156
>>41256235if rarity hates green hair, then I can't imagine what she thinks of green all over
>>41252565>"Don't worry Anon! I'll always be there for you!">The cheerful yellow mare snuggles into you and sighs with content.>You have no idea what the fuck is going on right now.>Just a few months ago you were an average joe on the way to work for his daily bread.>Then a portal appeared out of fucking nowhere and took you to this enchanted world full of magical talking horses.>It's still not clear why the portal turned YOU into a horse, but in hindsight it's irrelevant.>Truth be told, it was rather difficult to integrate yourself into the local pony population of Ponyville, but thankfully there were a few local mares more than willing to help you adjust.>One mare in particular took quite a liking to you: a yellow pegasus named Fluttershy.>At first she was very shy around you, constantly looking the other way or hiding her blushing face behind her wings.>Admittedly you weren't exactly a social butterfly yourself. It took a lot of effort to speak with these mares in the first place.>Despite the social awkwardness, it was she who volunteered to let you stay with her until you found a job and could afford a place of your own.>You quickly learned that Fluttershy was as kind and caring as she was beautiful, constantly tending to her animals and helping the other ponies with their tasks.>Perhaps it was because of your new horse brain, but you started to develop feelings for this gentle mare.>Part of you wanted to confess to her, but another part of you believed she was already taken. What sane stallion WOULDN'T hook up with such a kind loving pony?>Then one day Fluttershy drops the bomb on you out of nowhere. SHE WAS SINGLE!>Or rather, Rarity was the one who dropped said bomb. >The two mares approached you one day after a hard day of tending to Fluttershy's animals while she was away.>"Pardon me interrupting, but my pegasus friend here thinks you're very cute! Isn't that right Fluttershy?">She gently pats the pegasus as if to encourage her to confess, but she remains hidden behind her wings, uttering nothing more than a soft mewl.>You couldn't believe your ears. The mare of your dreams...liked you too?!>But you're just a plain old joe schmoe trying to find his way through this new pony life. Surely there were better stallions out there for her to choose from!>This had to be some kind of setup. Some kind of mockery of your inner feelings. Some kind of cruel joke at your expense.>As time went on however, the mare's feelings for you only grew. She began to openly express her romantic interest more ferverently, much to your surprise and delight.>After wrestling with your inner denial and self-hatred, you finally succumbed to her feelings.>Now the two of you are engaged, and you couldn't be happier.
>>41255350Very nice story, thank you.
>>41257016Aww
>>41257016Please more This is so cute!
>>41252574But anon is always faggot.
literal furfag thread, please fuck off
>>41257016Cute story!
>>41257016you WILL cuddle your flutterwife and you WILL be happy
>>41257920>This_is_your_futureI just teared up a bit from that. Very well done pic. Did you draw it?
Bump
>>41257920i don't deserve to be happy
>>41259255I constantly feel this too. Everything in my life seems to confirm it.
>>41259255>>41259266Everyone deserves to find happiness, including (you). Sometimes we can be our own harshest critics.
>>41259300You only say that because you don't know how wretched we actually are.
>>41259300If I can't find any in this life how can I hope to find any in Equestria, if despite the odds I somehow get there in death.
>>41258991>Its time to save the pony races from the griffins and zebras!
>>41257016knot bad
basedfilly is canon
>>41260479My edgy daughter...
>>41256011>Gonna try n write more on wednesdayHave we been forsaken?
I wish anon pegasus was more popular
>>41261327hes more than likely writing right now, retardlmao
>>41258074ty anon!I drew some more
Uhoh, Anonstallion, whose identity is unknowable has the potential to be a being from any era of our history as long the name of his is forgotten. I just hope the forgotten souls wouldn't be too agitated. Dead, unmarked grave and forgotten, arise from the ashes and become known, I commend thee !
>>41261618I love it! You draw the cutest Fluttershy I've ever seen.
>>41261618>>41257920Nookprint? Is that you?
>>41257920>>41261618
>>41262158Hide your mares anonztallion is out and about
>>41262158Handsome mohawk
>>41257920hushgfbutterfianceflutterwife
>>41262158imagine the smell
>>41255350Please come back. I need more comfy anonstallion green.
>>41262158she clearly intended it so she could have anon for herself
>>41257016After the wedding
>>41256032That is forbidden.
>>41263224I but flutterbutt is extra soft compared to the others
>>41262158A zebra is fine too
anoncolt x femanon is the best ship
>>41263758>anoncolt x femanon>femanon
>>41263758
>>41263797>>41263787
>>41254389>board about liking ponys>board posts ponys instead humans>ThIs BoArD MuSt Be fIlLeD wItH zOoMeRsyou're not a real human, I refuse to believe. Please let me be a schizopony>>>>>>>human>>>>>>literal shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you
>>41259383Even the jews deserve happiness
>>41264291>Even the jews deserve happinessLet's not go that far, buddy.
>>41263758Wrong. Anonstallion x Buggy waifu is the real best ship
>>41264757forgot pic
>>41263758cringe
>>41262158Lucky guy
>>41263758This is cute art
>>41263682Fattershy
The simple pleasures of living in a quaint magical fantasy town. With cutie marks you never question your role and job, and with the general acceptance and kindness of most Equestrian ponies, you'll always have a sense of peace, even when disagreements and fights pop up from time to time. I shouldn't ramble much, point is, nothing better than being a stallion in Equestria, even better if its RGREquestria.
>>41263758The ULTIMATE TRVTHPILL
>>41252895
>>41265195>RGREquestriaWhat kind we talking about? Because I'd rather not use a ball-bra.
>>41265616I always found that notion to be ridiculous, wearing a ball-bra. RGREquestria in my view doesn't need to be a 1:1 backwards replica of our world. So my headcannon says no.
>>41252565I guess i could jack off the right anon stallion. Kinda gay tho.
woeanoncolt be upon ye
>>41265616>>41265896>ball-braUm, excuse me, what the actual fuck are you two talking about?
>>41266338That sounds pretty cool, but what does that have to do with Anonstallion?
>>41266393sry i posted in the wrong thread.
>>41265896Based. Never liked that the roles are switched exactly; having the stallions basically become a bunch of faggots.>>41266165You know how women wear bras to support their boobs? In RGRE the stallions wear it to support their balls, despite mares never seen wearing bras. I don't know how it happened.
>>41253110The snowpity is making my heart melt
>>41266834I would gladly wear the the stupid ball-bra if it meant I got to live inna equestria
>>41266834Stallions being faggots is due to the exaggeration of most RGRE fics to force a story out of them. I wouldn't like having to live in a town with other stallions that constantly exhibit flamboyant faggy behaviour due to preference, but I wouldn't imagine it would be the case in day to day life even if they are the coddled sex, everypony would have their own lives and worries to contend with. I also hate the uneven mare/stallion birth rates in some fics. They are pretty much creating a large portion of marecels in their stories for no reason, and no, polygamy is also stupid and doesn't fix that.>>41266980Well, I wholeheartedly agree, and stand behind this fully, if there was no other option.
>>41266934Good thing snowpity overdose isn't lethal.
RGRE is the most stupid and contrived take on equestria the board has ever kept alive. Anonstallion stories should just take place in a normal Equestria. You don't need gender role reversal to make a fish out of water story when you have a literal fantasy land of magic and pony kingdoms.
>>41267006didnt ask
>>41267006I asked and I agree
>>41255350Good shit, Anon. Good shit
>>41252565It's really incredible how much hate Anonstallion gets. Why do autists rage so much when they see this handsome stud? Are they jealous? Intimated? I just don't get it.
>>41267566Sadly there exists a sizeable minority of deranged "transformers" that are now on this board.Rules have changed and now they have freedom to infest the place and constantly post their delusions
>>41256011>WednesdayAnon isn't coming back.
>>41267760He just went to get milk