humans were made for tight, winking, pony pussy
>>41257752hmmm... im going to need some proof before i believe that.
>>41257752>humans were made for tight, winking, zebra pussyftfy
>>41257752But where is it ?
>>41257752Looks like she's got a tumor between her legs
>>41257778pussy too purple
>>41257778"Her" "clit" extends a bit much...
>>41257752god yes
>>41257765I wonder who's really behind this post.
man im so happy i can look at this at work since it's SFW!
>>41257752This is what she’s been trying so desperately to get me to fuck? Nothing? No wonder she’s so pent up
>>41257752>rape
>>41257752I wanna sniff her featureless crotch
>>41258121This begs the question, what would they even call it?
Protip: you can't
>>41258651humans have different sized penises, so you can't say that all human dicks are the perfect size.
>>41258671Something, something pussy muscles mean every size is fine. I don’t get the science but every size truly is perfect.
>>41257992It looks like her smile is a tiny face and that makes me a bit happy
>>41258720Wouldn't that mean pony pussy is perfect for human dick and not the other way around?
>>41258884I don't get the logic there?
>>41258887The idea is that pony pussy is perfect for just about any size of dick. Dicks can't be perfect because they can't change their size like a pony pussy can. So saying human dicks are the perfect size is wrong, because there can't be multiple "perfect" sizes. The pussy brings the perfect into the equation because it adapts to the imperfections of a human dick.
>>41258907Oh I get it.So stallion dicks are perfect for pony pussy too then.
>>41258917If we are just talking about size, then yes. But lot of anons talk about human stamina being better, which is true from what I understand. So human dick may be better (or worse) in other scenarios besides just size.
>>41258926Well you're comparing stamina based on IRL horses which clearly evolved quite differently since they aren't shooting magic or flying or having their own civilization. IRL horses are something of a prey animal while ponies aren't as evidenced by how much raping Celestia does.
>>41258931Yeah I was thinking about that too. MLP ponies are probably very different than real life horses in terms of how they breed. Unfortunately, Faust never went into detail about how her ponies have sex, so real life horses are the closest thing we can compare them to.
>>41258917nah fuck off. >>41258926>staminasize too.
>>41258907You can't trust any of the shit that circulates about horse fucking online. It's literally all bullshit.
>>41258970Coping insecure faggot detected.
>>41258996why are you seething? thread should stay on-topic is all.
human fetish is the best tag!
>>41259025big agree!
>>41259006>Angrily posts copium and gets called out for it>No ur the one seething!!!1Just a sad display really.
>>41259043>cop-stopped reading there.you're obviously still mad so i won't give you the respect of a proper response, barking dogs don't get rewarded, thanks for the bump though. if you don't want to be mad maybe go to a thread that isn't full of stuff you hate, maybe ptfg or anonfilly is more your speed.
>>41258917>Stallions out of nowhereholy rent free
>>41258970>>41258926>StaminaDead meme
>>41259058>I won't give you a proper response>types a longer reply than mineThey really aren't sending their best.
>>41259059this. fags can't stick to their containment no matter what. best not to give them further attention though lest they shit up the rest of the thread.
>>41259071You can go back to your containment anytime.
reminder that all these "natural" arguments are all just one guy using his phone and computer to screech at himself
>>41257752these ponies are too horny!
>>41258917UH OH.
>>41259073They think they own the board. They've always been delusional about that. Expect him to start talking about 'muh board culture' if you don't partake in the weird human self-fellatio threads.
>>41258974the internet is the only truth left in the world
>>41259107why do you come into a thread full of stuff you hate just to bitch and moan? you aren't changing shit. wanting to fuck ponies is a universal thing across the board, if you don't like that then feel free to leave anytime. don't bother replying, you're wasting your time here regardless.
>>41259118It wants attention.
>>41259118I like having genuine discussion and the fact that it brings out insecure copium junkies like >>41258970 and probably you is just a side benefit.
See what I mean? It just wants attention.Anyways, back to the topic at hand. I really want to fuck this horse.
>>41259118>god forbid you fantasize I've seen these fags seething about AIE in several threads and each time it's them barging into a self contained thread to whine. who knows why they think only they're entitled to what they enjoy.>>41257752>ponydomI prefer the inverse.
>>41259142understandable. for me it's the butter horse.
>>41259064What's the new one? Pretending human dicks are larger than Big Mac's horsecock rearranging their insides?
>>41259058Can someone explain the image? What does it mean by he doesn't understand what he said? Is Celestia offended at the "for a pony" comment?
>>41259154Based
>>41259165no, he's being literal and Celestia interprets it as flirting.
>>41259163ponies are smol but go off. this is the thread for pony puss, not unrealistic hyper horse peepee.
>>41259166thanks
>>41259142I more think of the ramifications of fucking the horsesMore in a social senseI know women and they will gossip about anythingHopefully the one I wanna fuck doesn't down sell me too much
>>41259064You just know anyone parroting muh stamina is just a coping 2pump and get dumped
your hand literally reaches from their crotch to their stomach, they aren't gonna be your well-endowed furry fantasy.pretending humans aren't big in comparision to ponies is an actual cope.
>>41259180Ponies are not that small. What's with you fags who can't appreciate correctly sized mares? Is it some weird size difference thing going on? My waifu is taller than me.
>>41259198>he has no staminathat sounds more like your personal insecurity projecting through your post. once again, why waste time seething over someone else fantasizing?
>>41259205>No UIt's painfully obvious you have no stamina, just like you have no physique but think you're some kind of chad every time you post.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE TALKING ABOUT SOPPING WET PONY PUSSY, AND I HATE REPLYING TO BLATANT BAITING RETARDS.YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY ENGAGING WITH THESE BAIT POSTS. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE ANYBODY'S MIND.THE POSTERS YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ARE FUCKING RETARDS, JUST IGNORE THEM AND POST PONIES.
>furries still itt seethingcrazy, it's been 2 hours kek
>>41259199Oh look some coping faggot insisting ponies are as small as he says they are and anyone else is wrong. Chances are he is the same guy complaining that others won't let him fantasize.
>>41259211I do wonder what each Mare tastes like down there
>>41259213>furries from nowhereAre the furries in the room with you now? Can I assume they haven't been paying rent?
>>41259216There's only one way to find out
Can we get a consistently updated and upkept human'd thread, if JDB and canterslut are gonna be manestays I think we could band together n make a "ponies belong on human dick" thread or smth similar.
>>41259211yeah but it's funny making them mad lol
>>41259213>All mares love my body, bloody furrybastardI've figured it out, you're just a poojeet
>>41259216pinkie pie tastes like pinkrarity tastes like marshmallowapplejack tastes like applerainbow dash tastes like another mans seedfluttershy tastes like grassmayor mare tastes like dustderpy tastes like soapbulk biceps has a cockstarlight tastes like fun dip
>>41259220An experiment like that could take monthsBut I am willing to get some weird science going
>>41259224Did you miss AiE thread #612701?
>>41259224there's no need. it's a universally accepted thing across the board and if you really want you can horny post in flutterrape, aie, or offshoot threads.also stop namefagging
>>41259224The furryflaggot reveals himself
>>41259229I feel like fluttershy tastes like strawberries.
>>41259245youre thinking of strawberry sunriseeach mare has a unique taste
>>41259237I FUCK HORSES (Professionally) ! ! !
>>41259248Your waifu is a fucking goat. Where are the horses?
>>41259247>Strawberry SunriseShe has terrible secret, her marehood smells and tastes like raspberries, and she's really insecure about it.
>>41259257youre thinking of blue raspberry from the hit canon spinoff brony pony series
>>41259254In my lap at this very moment Tho I'll give you credit amongst all the Pink (and the pie) there's a goat somewhere
>>41259247if not strawberries then definitely some kind of fruit. her demeanor and beauty really shouts it. it's either that or ambrosia.
I love horny, direct, dominant mares
>>41259211no, let them keep screeching. they're making themselves look retarded and they're keeping the thread they hate bumped, just post around their autism!
humans > stallions
>>41259285...on opposite day
>>41257752Fact flood and a trvth nvke.I wish Fluttershy would turn me into her obedient, submissive, addicted human husband, that can't survive a day without her pony pussy, so badly.
Mare here.Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is men have NEVER been attracted to women: they needed them for economic support and procreation, and sex is what they traded for those things (unti we came here).But now? Human women have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves and our human boys. And magic has made procreative sex with us a thing for them; we can just fuck them (with our superior pussies) and they can have children without getting within ten feet of a human vagina.Men are naturally more attracted to mares. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of fat fish-smelling like women. And we know how to please them other like no woman ever could. HumanXpony sex can last for hours.Every day more and more "species-faithful" boys are being turned. The world of the future is where you losers are uranium miners designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
>>41259297...on planet faggot, where (You) hail from.
>>41259308>tranny heredidnt read
>>41259173Are you sure?
>>41259058What the fuck is happening with his ARMS?? Did they give him the sonic treatment?
>>41259274Yeah...
>>41259340Le green man was just a bad meme all along, he's not actually green.
>>41259143Why does human music make Pinkie horny?
>>41259199>your hand literally reaches from their crotch to their stomachreal.>>41259338yes, I'm certain that's the joke. also why are (You) namefagging?
>>41259327It's an edit of an actual troon pasta, newCHAD.https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22lesbian%20here%20just%20a%20reminder%22/
>>41259308>>41259299I WANT TO BE DOMMED BY HORNY MARES
can the furry seether come back? it was fun watching you futilely bump the thread.
>>41259413>still talking about furries for some reason How many threads do you post in mr schizo retard? I think I saw you talking about furries in another thread where there were no furries.Anyway I found this image for you. I hope you enjoy it. Celestia willing it will inspire another few hours of schizophrenic delusion in you.
>>41259430thanks for the bump!
>>41259430He really did get under your skin.
>>41259438it's funny because I just wanted to see if he was still lurking in a thread he hates. anyone with a brain would've fucked off by now kek.
>>41259438You mean the easily baitable retard who has been hanging in this thread for the past few hours talking about furries because someone posted something about stallions? Delusional. Ironically the only furry in this thread seems to have been in the human fetishist camp.
>>41259451>words words wordswow you really are seething.
>>41259451Didn't read.Learn to Sneed.
>>41259458Reference to this?
>>41259455>>41259458>>41259462You homos are so defensive I wonder how you'll react to this one.
>>41259458it's entertainment, let the jester stay oh please please please
>>41259477Fluttershy is so pretty
>>41259477After taking a look to that other thread I've concluded that you're really a cuck with a humiliation fetish that lashes out at anyone for not being one.Take your chill pill, dude. And learn to Sneed.VNR.
>>41259486indeed, i love this beautiful yellow ball of kindness
>>41259274>>41259344>>41259299>>41259308How come there has never been a femdom thread?Seems too late to make one now.But there has always been a need for it.
>>41259501i mean technically we have rgre but you're right it's not exactly femdom. I'd prefer a general specific to anon and mares considering how big of a fetish it is, it'd be best to do the bare minimum of filtering to keep quality in check. not even a taste thing but genuinely the worst posts come from attentionwhoring pony on pony fags and other autists trying to but their 700 other fetishes in
>>41259494Humiliation fetish? Is that what you call not being delusional to the point of>ackchyually ponies are so small that I have a bigger and better dick than all of the stallions just trust me guys you have to believe me.It's all so telling.
>>41259308crotchtits or gtfo
>>41259514rgre isn't even close.In fact I think it frankly sucks ass, and not in a good way.
Oh jester, your bait is getting stale. Come up with something new please.
>>41259501also glimmer is a top tier mare in terms of femdom. I mean, they all are but glimmer just really fits the bill
>>41259501Only soft maredom. Hard maredom is very homo.
>>41259524im going to have sex with this poster
>>41259529how soft? how hard? being teased and pinned against the floor or a wall is based in my book. as long as they're milking your cock.
>>41259501I don't trust you niggers to not let this board be even more shit when you make a dedicated maredom threadthis is completely based off of on the quality of /hmofa/ stories on /trash/ and AO3 when femdom was encouraged to fester
>>41259516One thing is '"not being delusional", the other thing is trying to engage in a gay ERP.
>>41259538ok troon
>>41259524Could you make up your mind between being super defensive and pretending you don't really care? It's not a great look.>>41259539But >>41259530 was one of your guys. The homoerotic energy must be leaking out of the AiE thread.
>>41259538>going on /trash/that was your first mistake, you're just mad you won't be able spam your horsecock shit there. which is why you compare it to hmofa. >>41259539i see no erping here, just fantasizing.
>>41259529Yea it'd probably end with vanillafags shitting themselves over anyone posting stuff that's more harsh.
>>41259552thank you for attempting to keep our thread afloat anon
>>41259555>tuft pushStop it, I wasn't supposed to crank one out today!
>>41259538>encouraged to festerhow so?there has always been a femdom sister thread to /hmofa/
>>41259555>hereYeah, but "there"? He was the one trying to start, always like this with humiliationcucks.
>>41259566>there???in the supposed maredom thread. use context clues anon.
>>41257752>tightwhy would it be, when it's made for something Bigger then you're arm? (your D is not arm size)>>41258970>8 inches for mlp stallion/large man>6 inch is average for human (5.5 inch is average)Man this is gonna hurt a lotta 4inch bros...(it's about 30% of male population) There are a lot more 4 inch guys then there are 8 inch guys.Now to be fair we have to assume the 8 inch dicks on stallions "sucks into body" and becomes like 1-0 inch most of time.(I've always found that theory odd)I think mlp magically erased dicks, or maybe the magic prevented them.I think they have sex with magic. And their magic dicks are like 1 inch (cause they are more like magic beams) or something like that.So in my head cannon 4-5 inch dick is HUGE in mlp, MONSTER size maybe. (god help you if bigger then 6 inch.)
>>41259576depending on how you size your ponies 5 could be huge. you aren't getting stallionfag cope levels without bringing them all to shoulder height atleast though. it's funny though because now they're coping about human stamina which it's just a straight up fact and not even speculation.
>>41259581I like my mares BEEG and just headcanon a human fetish/small puss puss onto the ones I like.
>>41259552Lol he mad
>>41259581You can't even track of what's going on. The only gay ERP was one of you fags proclaiming a desire to bang another one of you. As always the "big monkey dick" overcompensating posters eventually succumb to their homosexual tendencies and start sucking each other off. Like pottery.>>41259581>no it's the stallionfags who are the ones coping, my shitty headcanon is FACT!!!Pathetic.
>>41259576>made for something bigger than your armyour animal dick obsessed headcanons are not fact kek. you've been looking at too much furry porn.
>>41259555hmofa is boring as fuck i just lurked on AO3 than trash these days>>41259564its hard to remember but the abundance of writers was one of themand the general is basic as fuck fetish thats borderline normie so its gonna attract a lot of people with different preferences
genuinely don't get the fags who want giant horsecock. the horse pussy is right there, focus on that.
>>41259589>nouThe amount of weapon grade copium being ingested in this thread right now would kill most men.
>>41259581The size or stamina argument is interesting.Think of it like getting whacked with baseball bat.One bat is a plastic HOLLOW bat that is 5 inch long and weighs 5 ounces.The other is an 8+ inch METAL bat that weighs 33 ounce.You get hit with plastic bat many times for like an hour.Or the metal bat several several for 20 seconds.I think the metal bat would still maybe brain damage you, and plastic would be like getting hit by a breezy wind.
>>41259601Guys look, the jester learned how to use buzzwords.How quaint.
>>41258970I always imagined ponies being around real pony sizeMaybe mares are a little smaller but not that small
>>41259603>Imagine actually believing that nobody sees through your ruse
>>41259199Who's the artist for that image? Super cute Twi
>>41259607Oh wow, he's copying his masters by posting smug images.Simply delightful.
>>41259606can’t be if we go by the sizes of the animals around them.
>>41259594It only seems basic because of the two polarities (domming anthros, being dommed by anthros) have their own general. It's turned every hmofa story to completely inoffensive hallmark shit
>>41259079>the one where Pinkie knows but Cadance and Pinkie send a proper send off to their sexual escapades with Anon
>>41259617You're still here how many hours later because I posted an accurate representation of Anon and you honestly expect people to think you're feeling smug? Typical delusional AIE fetishist.
My dick size doesn't even matter because I'm gonna be eating that mare's pussy.
>>41259501I think it's because 99% of femdom content is a way for gay cucks to use the female as a middle man for their ultimate goal to become a passive in a faggot relationship, via various shit fetishes like cuckholdry, sissification/forced fem, or just homoerotic shit with the female taking place of an active faggot, leaving many disgusted.If most femdom porn was instead a role reversal of most maledom porn with the female forcefully taking her man inside of her daily as he screams her name in pleasure, it would have a much wider appeal. But alas, we can't have nice things, which is why femdom threads usually die fast on this board.The lack of humanxpony femdom content is one of the reasons I started writing because I want more stories of my beloved wife Fluttershy being a dom. I just wrote another shitty one of mine yesterday in her thread and then this thread comes up. I wouldn't mind to write one with her being a sub, but I'm not invested into maledom as much.>>41259514Most of RGRE is actually a role reversal of shitty feminist fantasies of schmart girls dunking on smelly dumb m0ids, but instead it's schmart Anon dunking on smelly dumb amres and convincing them become his "tradwives" (uh-huh, a harem of them, how traditional) with fuckts and logic. The actual femdom greens happen there but are rare, mostly are written by a single dude (usually just because to subvert a common RGRE trope), too fucking bad he's a faggot with a shit taste and a waste of talent due to his predisposition to dougs/humanizations and anthro. What a shame./autismIn fact, posting femdom in RGRE back in 2015-17 used to cause massive amounts of salt and butthurt.
>>41259602In fact should say the metal bat might kill you, if not handicap you.mlp with human might be like if a human female had sex with a gorilla (they are 2 inch).Mlp ponies might not notice humans having sex with them.
>>41259634I'm still here because I want to post about Human on Pony hours laterYou're still here because you're seething about Human on Pony hours laterBut please, keep the thread you hate bumped.
>>41259637The literal immediate whining has made me decide I don't want a femdom thread after all.
>>41259634thank you for still bumping the thread anon, I don't know why human on pony makes you so mad but i hope you get over your shit taste soon. otherwise you're in for a roooood awakening when you browse the rest of this board.
>>41259638cool headcanon bro
>>41259642It's a guaranteed one when the most femdom porn is cuckholdry and crypto (or not so) yaoi.
>>41259638even going by that complete bullshit, the majority of the feeling for mares is on their vaginal lips and clit, both close to the entrance. but lets keep pretending these ponies are full grown horse sized and not less than half the size of a human.
>>41259620>turned every story into completelt inoffensive hallmark shitReminds me of how RGRE and /nmp/ have turned out.
I'll be sure to post human on pony more often and in more threads since this anon seems to want to discuss it so much :D
>>41259641>my 4am slide thread will last foreverGood luck with that one.>>41259643I know you fags aren't very smart but it shouldn't be that hard to remember. Your tastes = shit. My tastes = refined. You can circlejerk about muh human stamina copes as much as you want but do remember your place.
>>41259653>and not less than half the size of a human.Schizoid delusions.
>>41259656>>my 4am slide thread will last foreverWith how often you're bumping the thread, I'm sure it will
>>41259654you guys know you can write the stories right? lead by example or at the very leat criticize it in the actual thread so the feedback actually goes somewhere. I doubt you've seriously read a story from nmp before saying that blanket statement.
>>41259657surely anon, keep sucking that horse dick btw.
>>41259660>you guys know you can write the stories right?Really? How?
>>41259657ok anon how big is your average little pony?
Should we ignore the screeching stalliontards and get back on-topic or just wait for jannies to go scorched earth? I'm fine with either because I'm gonna be fappin to horse pussy either way lol.
>>41259659Sadly even I must sleep which will inevitably cause you to start sucking off some other anon because of your totally straight obsession with 'huge monkey dick'. It's all downhill from there.
>>41259652I can already see the shitstorm getting whipped up as people shit on anything other than mares sucking you off and try to pretend you're a cuck for liking anything as "extreme" as orgasm denial.It's all so tiresome.
>>41259666damn satan, no need to be so mean about it. I know you like goat dicks n shit but that's no reason to stamp on our parade.
>>41259666Nighty night satan-jester. I know for a fact you'll be back tomorrow sillier than ever.
>>41259667I'm really okay with anything that doesn't involve humiliation and faggotry, besides orgasm denial is actually based and you do that anyway when you edge while fapping to marepussy.
>>41259660FINE THENMAYBE I WILL
forget mares, I need my dick drained by some tight changeling pussy
>>41259671It's so sad that people automatically assume dominance=humiliation and degradation.
I want my dominant mare gf to get cucked to remind her that even though she treats me like nothing, I'm the only thing that carries her fragile ego
seriously though, how much femdom we talking?
>>41259721the only thing stopping her from tearing my ass inside out is the lack of a penisabout that much
>>41259721The type of femdom that has the mare pretend to be superior by denying her pussy but that doesn't stop me from sleeping with her friends
>>41259721I just want our relationship to be all about pleasing her, raising her up and worshipping her, because that's what makes me happy.
The monkeycel rages at the eternal primordial TRVTH: There's no cock like horsecock.
>>41259809You'd know all about which cocks are best, faggot.
>>41259516Anon, there’s no wrong way to fantasize
>>41257752WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET SOME, OP?
>>41259340Unfortunately, some have decided to rationalize Anon’s green skin as a literal mask and gloves instead of a placeholder that represents ambiguity. Real men know that Anon is green from head to toe.
>>41259811>angry chimp shriekingbaka desu senpai
>>41260021I don't give a shit about this little autism war, just calling you a homosexual for having penis preferences.
>>41260081I was just pointing out that mares preferred stallions, as Celestia intended.
>>41260083not twilight apparently, lel!
>>41260086Or Sunset. Freaky hornheads.
>>41259653>>41259657I should note, my personal belief is mlp pony bodies are VERY small, and their genitals are VERY small too.As I said, I think it's possible 4 inch would be VERY big for mlp pony.Which would make the 5.5 inch average MONSTER size and make me feel a lot better.>I'm close to 7 inch above 5.5/averageNo you aren't, and why would you be here, stop being online.Look I'm not sure how much of mlp we can convince the mlp ponies genitals/bodies are VERY Small.Someone should do a poll.
>>41260088
>>41260098
>>41260101
>>41260087now that i think about it, exposure to human men makes mares crave them. sunset literally abandons equestria to be around human men. this is in canon.
>>41260083Fluttershy’s jumping discord’s weird chimera dick & you know it.
>>41260083maybe earth pony stallions. think about it, why do most intertribal couples in the show involve earth stallions?
>>41260119>mares abandon stallions every single chance that arisesYou just can't win.
>>41260021why do you hate yourself?
Can you faggots stop arguing about muh horse cock or muh human stamina? It's getting annoying go back your threads
>>41260088Why do you find it hard to believe there are some big dicked anons are also losers who want to fuck ponycunt?
>>41259697Has to do with mainstream femdom porn
>>41259494Thanks doc
>>41259388>Troon edit from troon originsdont care, didnt click
There's not enough dom art with Harshwhinny
>>41259211>SOPPING WETIs it really that wet?
you 6fan tell one of these fags saw fluttershy in the op and just started having an autistic meltdown for one reason or another.
Hung hunky humans
>>41259661You are so infantile, no wonder you're so insecure
>>41260083*as Faust intendedftfy
>>41257752Imagine putting your whole arm up to the shoulder in there
>>41260379Based Harshwhinny enjoyer
>>41260436In where? there's nothing
>>41260530The pussy (pony pussy)
>>41259706>Celestia will never be excited to go on a date with meWhy even live, bros?
>>41260612>The [headcanon] ([head canon]Not helping
>>41260436the shit only goes up to your wrist anon
>>41259706>celestia excited to go on a date with meCUTE this is why I live>verification not required
>>41260417I love Rarity's and applejack's outfits in this pic lol
>>41260088I'm 7 inches, ive fucked, ive made girls orgasm. Only could when i was a teenager tho. I feel like anons who arent mentally fucked and were just always losers would be surprised how quickly you can become one.
>>41261131>>>celestia excited to go on a date with me>CUTE this is why I liveYou live because of some delusion that would never happen? Cringe
>>41261356>some delusion that would never happenOn the contrary, I know it will happen, and she will be just as excited to go on date and we will have fun>verification not required
>>41261356To be fair... so do 100% of people who dont end up committing suicide
>>41261206>I'm 7 inch, I've made girls orgasm>I'm a loser nowYeah...I don't really understand.Did you get paralyzed from neck down or something?Or are you like mentally challenged retard?I don't know if I can understand, so I refuse to believe.So you're 5.5 inch now bro.
>>41260721Kek
you have 0 reason not to be pounding mare cervix when you get to Equestria, no excuses!
>>41257765t. zecora
>>41261684Will some pony magic my dick bigger or something? Because I'm not so blessed.
>>41261707if necessary then yes. again, no excuses.
>>41261711Why not use the magic to make ALL mare pussies smaller, if they too big?
>>41261895for most anons they're already too small, making them smaller is crazy talk.
>>41261684I heard hitting the cervix is painful.
>>41261688>Implying any zebra mare would go as low as to use voodoo to snag herself a human husband.In all honesty, all it would take is giving him a taste of her TZC (Tight Zebra Cunt) and he'd be wrapped around her hoof.
>>41261895Why would I want the mare smaller?
