Oh no! Twilight has invited you to a poetry reading and you're next on stage to read a poem! Being a well educated Anon, you know some poetry, but which one to choose! Quickly, what poem do you read to the ponies in order to make them go "whoa" and maybe get into Twilight's non-existent pants?
>>41262494Do you understand how poetry readings work?
>>41262501Judging by your comment, apparently not! I've never been to one. I'm not a poet, so I can't share work that doesn't exist.
>>41262494I staple tape worms on my penisSo the flesh worm will drink brain-juice from your fetusFeel the blood gushing from your anusTape worms on my fucking penis!
>>41262507I kinda figured. I’m not gonna insult you or anything, just I saw an opportunity for some green but thought against it.
>>41262494Poetry readings in equestria must be so nice. IRL poetry groups are always 85% angst from sad mentally ill people working through their trauma. I feel like when I go to them it's my duty to read happy love poems (that are secretly about my waifu of course). In equestria I bet it's all sunshine and smiles and I could stand out better if I read them something sad.
>>41262494OP is a faggotThat is what everyone knowsHe slides threads and shits the bedReveling in the smell
>>41262494Will they accept one in a different language, other than english? I may even write something especially for that occasion... However I think Discord will be the only one to like it.
>>41262494roses are redviolets are blueI like horse pussy and you should too
>>41262494Equestria my homeland! Just like good health you are;Just how much to cherish you, knows but only the oneWho longs for You. Today your beauty with greatest care,I shall to all describe, as I wish to be there.
>>41262494>Now this is the story all about how,>My life got flipped-turned upside down,>And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there>I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
>>41262494I wait in line behind zebras, gryphons, and D-dogsThis line is so long it really is a bogI ask myself as my place in line gets shorterWhy do I wait for Equestria's cum drowned whore?>Anon leaves the stage in tears as Twilight gets creampied by another creature
>>41262494the carriage's on fire, and there's no pegasi at the helmand the everfree is all muddied with a thousand lonely suicidesand a dark wendigo blowsthe government is corruptand we're on so much poison joke with our magic on and the curtains drawnwe're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to deathcelestia's sun has fallen down, and the treebrary is leeringand the flags are all dead, at the top of their polesit went like this:the castles toppled in on themselvesmothers clutching foals, picked through the rubble, and pulled out their manethe skyline was beautiful on fire, all twisted spires stretching upwards, everything washed in a thin orange hazeI said, "kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days"you grabbed my hoof, and we fell into it, like a daydream, or a feverwe woke up one morning and fell a little further down, for sure as the valley of tartarusI open up my saddlebag, and it's full of blood
I walk on stage in a rumpled suit, light a cigarette, breath in,exhale, and begin reciting a spoken word piece.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3Cty-q73wk
Turning the battleship
>>41262494>*walks on to stage dressed as the crow*far off they watchwaiting for their time some day to be ruinedthey dont know it yet the bugs can multiplyin secretlove from a place unseentaken before realizedwarped by hands unkownwhat about the moon?am i holding?onor grasping the wrong thingsfor the wrong reasonselbow drop from the skyi can drop twice as highcrush a zigger in his chairboom snapi take another sipfrom my drinkknees weakballs sweatyyour mom>*takes mic out of its stand*>*drops it on the ground*>*winks at twi*>*does 180 spin*>*moonwalks off stage*>*breaks skull open on the ground after falling*
>>41263300classic
>>41262494>SOME COME HERE TO SIT AND THINK>OTHERS COME TO SHIT AND STINK>I COME HERE TO SCRATCH MY BALLS>AND READ THE WRITING ON THE WALLS
>>41262494>rape
