Anonymous
07/25/24(Thu)13:41:50 No.41263047

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Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)13:41:50 No.41263047

Here we, here we, here we go again!

So they're finally back, it's been a long time
They're bringing you a brand new rhyme
You loved them all in generation 4
And I bet you're wonderin' where are they now?

Huh!
My little pony!
Friendship is magic!

They're the muscles of the bunch, you know their names
But behind the scenes, they're not the same
After Friendship is magic, they're got into guns
Now they hunt endangered species just for fun
But Applejack & Rainbow Dash still fire in spurts
If they shoot you, you'll probably die
They're older, meaner, and wealthier too
They're the gay members of the Pony crew!

Huh!
My little pony!
They love guns!

Fluttershy's back, so listen up, dudes
She can lower her voice to suit her mood
Now you may have heard that the bees are dying
Well, the truth about Fluttershy is horrifying!
She's killing all the bees!
She's killing all the bees!
We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees!
She can float through the air and she wants to be a tree
But Fluttershy's a murderer of bees!

My little pony!
Goodbye bees


She has a funny face, her tail is long
But Pinky never felt like she belonged
She earned a degree in a college town
And decided to work as a sex ed clown
Now she has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too
And she'll give a creepy lecture just for you

Huh!
My little pony!
(Just for you)

And next up, Twilight Sparkle hits the stage
Just like Gary Coleman, she does not age
Her face is youthful like Peter Pan's
But she's a bitter old bitch who hates her fans
She's angry! Horny! Libido's wild of course!
But stallions won't date her 'cause she looks like a horse

Huh!
My little pony!
She needs love!

And then there's Rarity
She's dead

Huh!
My little pony!
Rarity's dead!
My little pony!
Now the song is over!

Come on, Spike! Take me to the fridge!
Spike? Aw man, Spike's dead too!
Spike's in the fridge!
Oh, oh no!
Wow! Anyway...