Sorry, but bat ponies have already colonized the entire galaxy! Kekeke. That's right, it's quadrillions of bat ponies in every direction. You'll just have to be happy with the couple we left you in your solar system. Fuuuufufu.But we'll be nice and let you visit our worlds.
>>41291202so does this mean space baps might come in flying saucers and abduct me?
>>41291202Why did they do this?
>>41291254Most races reach a point where their population starts to decline because they stop having kids. Bat ponies, however, are super horny and fuck all the time. They kept having kids, and those kids grew up to be horny as fuck and have more kids, allowing them to spread their kind through the stars.
>>41291269I'm going to invent bat pony condoms. I will be rich!
>>41291202Why are they avoiding Earth?
>>41291276I don't think you understand how degenerate bat ponies are. The mares WANT to get pregnant. They have total breedere fetishes and as soon as they hit puberty they start fantasizing about giving birth to four or five foals. They have a perverse desire to lovingly raise those foals so they can grow up to be just as degenerate.The males are even worse, unable to resist their urges to give these she-demons exactly what they want. They give in to the lust to stay by her side, repeatedly get her pregnant, and raise the foals with her.
>>41291393Well at least they aren't rapists, I guess.
>>41291389Bat ponies are nice and will give other species a chance to expand to other planets themselves. So if an intelligent race is on a planet, they'll leave that solar system to them. However, most species just kind of stop reproducing around the time they become space fairing. Their numbers fall to under a billion, then potentially to only a few million. Only at that point, when they reach the population inflection point, will bats start moving in.There is some argument among bat pony scholars as to whether the 'dwindiling species' should be artificially inseminated or cloned to keep their race from dying out completely. It's a controversial subject, how much bat ponies should interviene.
>>41291397In a society this horny there's never any need to rape. Hell, they don't even need to jerk off. There's always somepony around to have sex with.
>>41291414That's crazy! So bat foals will just be hanging out on the street and be subjected to some random adult bats fucking? Absurd.
>>41291420Uh, no. They don't sexually abuse foals.
>>41291434I meant that the foals would have to see the adults randomly doing it but that's good to know as well.
>>41291202>The hungry Chinese when they hear the galaxy is populated by bat horses.
>>41291409What if we speed up the process via some virus that suddenly kills 99% of the population?
>>41291202>batponies treat compatible species planets like national park reserves in that they're strictly monitored and preserved>can't inadvertently overwhelm the natural populace of your lifeline for reproduction after all>as such humanity is protected but also secretly siphoned from for males of desirable quality>the best hunting grounds are always those with plausible deniability>so the bat ponies hunt the national parks because missing people there isn't unheard of>Missing 411 is because of bats abducting and raping husband's into capitulation>ywn be stalked in the forest>ywn feel like you're being watched>ywn be coaxed into a trap portal that whisks you away into your new home>ywn be jumped by your assigned herd of mares and forcibly held down while they rape and mark you as theirs with their fangs>ywn be made to marry them and raise the next generation of human rapist mares
>>41291269By that metric they're still bound to hit a ceiling somewhere. Even a galaxy has limits as to how many beings it can house.
>>41294027Well yeah, they'll reach an equilibrium eventually. Every population does no matter what point in history. But by then there will be quadrillions of bat ponies if not more. And their population won't decline since it's merely reached an upper bound.
>>41294039Could think of worse things to roam the stars.I for one welcome our new bat pony overlords.
>>41291202I accept our bat pony overlords
>>41291393Wow, how degenerate, females and males of the same species want to reproduce. Where's the real degeneracy? Are they into inter-generational incest? Do they have factories where stallions and and mares are milked and fucked 24/7 to most efficiently maximize reproduction? How do they feel about limb amputation? Which ones are really into getting cucked? Transformation? Scat? What about animal abuse?
>>41294800That's really tame, I'm talking about the real degenerate shit like hoof h*lding, maybe even unsolicited!
>>41291202>Only bat poniesHardly. The other pony tribes must be equally spread throughout the cosmos.
>>41294943Bat ponies are closest to the stars.
>>41295435Metaphorically yes, but not literally. If anything, a small pony offshoot population like bats would have far less in terms of resources and skills than the 'big three'.
bats are easily distracted from space conquest
>>41291409>>41291414>>41291434Six months ago I was invited onto a bat pony starship and told I was going to meet with an ambassador. Instead, I was locked in the ship's central sewage collection tank.I'm making this post from a phone they accidentally flushed, but I've been waist deep in sludge and shit for months.
>>41291659Let me know when the trap portals also include shrinking
>>41291202Absolutely false. There are no bat ponies in outer space. Not a single one. NONE.
>>41296363You have 2 choices. Well, 3>Meds! NOW!>Out! NOW!>kill yourself
>>41291202>space dominated by batsUnf. Would love to get shanghai'd by.
>>41296774That's what the bat ponies want you to think
>>41296812spacebats are extremely sneaky
>>41297387I thought they're extremely horny instead.
>>41297748Sneaky-horny. You won't even notice that your balls have been drained.
>>41297855One second you're sitting at home, the next you're conceiving foals with a space mare
>>41298116Couldn't happen fast enough as far as I am concerned.
>>41296302That's where you're wrong. Fecundity is the main attribute of bat ponies and Luna is the goddess of Fecundity.This applies to the creation of new ideas, technology, art, ect. Bat ponies are highly experimental and the diversity of artstyles, technologies and creations of all kinds across their empire is as vast as the galaxy itself.
>>41298571>fecundityThey... Shit a lot?
>>41296312imagine the smell
>>41298579How retarded are you fucking people? This is why bats are taking over the galaxy and humans are dying out.
>>41298579>produce a lot of cropsCrops, anon. Not crap.
>>41298571>semi anthroThis one has sucked up too much background radiation in space.
>>41298585>How retarded are you fucking people?That's just the surface layer.
>>41298585>bats are taking over the galaxy and humans are dying outand that's a good thing!
I hate spacebatniggersI got abducted by batponies and they stole all the cash out of my wallet and sodomized me with a metal rodThey don't even use USD they just took it because they knew it was my money
>>41291434>>41291420Correct, because foals' natural sexuality isn't vilified (and is normalized) in batpony society, so adults never have to resort to abuse.
>>41299645If you're on a space bat ship, your wallet will be the least of your problems.
Friendly reminder that batfags like to envision leather wings as giant ballsacks to get hugged by. It makes bat ponies slightly gay by proximity too.
>>41301261You're saying it like it's bad thing or something?
>>41301261To the contrary, it makes touching ballsacks strictly hetero in the vicinity of a bat pony. Furthermore, if our world ever joins the bat stellar empire, on a certain spiritual level the entire world would be hugged by the biggest and straightest ballsack in history. Like, space scale spiritual ballsack, man.
>>41301575>To the contrary, it makes touching ballsacks strictly hetero in the vicinity of a bat pony. Only if it's a pony one.
>>41291251IWSBTCIFSAAM
>>41291202>That's right, it's quadrillions of bat ponies in every direction.guess I'll just have to fuck my way out...
Bap keeps the ship cleanDust is very bad in zero g
What would (you) do in case of Batpony invasion of Earth?
>>41302638Celebrate, obviously.
>>41302638Join the anti-bat resistance and fight valiantly. We'll lose eventually but this way I'll have better chances to secure the biggest and most badass bat wife.
>>41302580good bat I like her
>>41302638Flee to Albania and hide in thier bunkers while I await my eventual discovery and subsequent rape.
Four orbital canons surround the earth. Instead of firing lasers, they fill the entire worl with a constant 'eeeeeeeee' sound. There is no escaping from it. Anywhere on the planet, even in the deepest bunker, you can hear a high pitched bat pony going 'eeeeeeeeeee!'The bats won't stop until humanity surrenders.
>>41303754>Orbital cannons>Transmit sound through vacuumUh, what?
>>41301261This is anti-bat propaganda. Wings are made of skin, or leather, and out of everything they could compare it with for some reason they choose the ballsack, because it's made of skin. As opposed to like, any other area of the body that also has skin on it, such as literally EVERY other area. No, for some reason it's "just like a ballsack".I think this conclusively proves that bat haters are gay, and projecting.
>>41303970Laser hits atmosphere making it viibrate. Idiot.
>>41301261>>41304170For reference.>>41267730>>41267754>>41270820
>>41304386My point exactly: it's brought up by an anti bat fag who thinks it'd be "unpleasant".No true bat lover would ever compare his wife's soft leather wings to a ballsack.
Spacebats are even smaller than their planetbound ancestors.
>>41305079Lame, they gotta be bigger. Lower gravity and such.
>>41304390They say the leather wings would be pretty cold though. That part at least sounds solid.
Bat bump.
>>41305079>prosThe bat ponies exists >consThey're size of actual bats>twistThey still want and WILL husband you, in one way or another.
>>41306486>They still want and WILL husband youHow's that supposed to work? Trying to dick them would tear the bats asunder.
>>41306666Why would you try to dick and tear her apart, are you a quad satan or something? She WILL husband you and make tasty soup for both of you. The whole mating thing haven't even crossed her mind... yet.
>>41307246Pardon me, I thought bat mate claiming rituals usually involve intercourse.
>>41305079This is only partially true. Bat ponies have mastered genetic manipulation and have specialized biology. As a result, some bats are tiny. Others are the size of a battleship. And anything in between.
>>41307364>bat stallion>holding the mango like thatyou just know
>>41307403That's not a stallion...
>>41307420but it is though
>>41307471A stallion is fine too.
>>41307471im straight so anything that makes my dick hard is a mare
Space bat bump.
>>41308713careful anon, you'll disrupt their orbit
>>41307346Sorry, I tried more wholesome approach since people have previously berated me for my very rape-y bap fluff.
>>41291460kekekekek
>>41309487My fault. May I offer a thrusting missile to correct the orbit? ^:)
>>41307403The mango is a genitalia cloaking device. That horse has accidentally consumed too much space viagra.
the bat has fallen overspent too much time in microgravity, not used to planets anymore
>>41311432Still pretty sure the bat tries to be seductive with holding the fruit like that.
>>41312243That's a trap, isn't it?
>>41312632Probably, but does knowing that really change your course of action?
>>41312632You boop the bat, you become the bat. Enjoy being her bat maid.
>Bat ponies film us from afar and broadcast the goings-on of Earth through their empire. For entertainment.
>>41312655Not really, it wouldn't.
>>41291202A bat pony flying at 19.5m/s releases an "EEEEE!!!" at a winged mango directly ahead (assume the winged mango is hovering in position). If she hears the echo of her "EEEEE!!!" from the mango 0.15s later while continuing to fly towards it, how far was she from the winged mango when she heard the echo? Assume 345m/s for the speed of sound.
>>41313803Sorry, bat. I'm just a stupid human who can't into math.
>>41313803I'm drunk and my calculations are probably incorect but i'll try anywayx - distance from the mango when she heard the echot - time it took her untill she hheard the echo(x + t*19.5)/345 - the time it took for her EEEEE screech to reach her final poistion for the FIRST time, before it reached the mangox/345 - the time it takes for the sound to reach the mango from her final position2x/345 - the time it takes for the sound to reach the mango from her final position AND to get backt = (x + t*19.5)/345+2x/345t = 0.15 then0.15 = (x + 0.15*19.5)/345+2x/3450.15 = (x + 2.925)/345+2x/3450.15 = x/345 + 0.008478 + x/172.5x/345 + x/172.5 = 0.15- 0.008478x/345 + x/172.5 = 0.141522x + 2x = 48.82509x = 16.27503So, approximately 16.3 meters?
>>41314132Yeah, i forgot to add that regardless of her real distance to the mango i would love to have sex with her and cum into her bat pony pussy and cuddle her later while she happily squeals. And i'm out of wine
>>41314132I got 24.4m. Like so:tr = time between emission of EEEEE and receipt of the echo = 0.15sx1 = initial bat pony distance to mangox2 = bat pony distance to mango after trvb = speed of bat pony = 19.5m/svs = speed of sound = 345m/sEq.1(x1 - x2) = distance traveled by bat pony between emission of EEEEE and receipt of echo = vb*trEq.2(x1 + x2) = distance sound travels in total = vs*tr(Eq.1 + Eq.2):2*x1 = (vb + vs)*trx1 = (1/2)*(vb + vs)*tr(Eq.2 - Eq.1):2*x2 = (vs - vb)*trx2 = (1/2)*(vs - vb)*tr = (1/2)*(345 - 19.5)*(0.15) = 24.4mI'm probably wrong. I follow your solution up to the point of 2x/345. Trying to figure that at the moment. If it was just x/345, mine would match. So, I seem to missing a distance in my logic.>>41314143Based. Then you both could enjoy the mango together once you get more wine. Works out perfectly.
>>41314187MAN, you are right ! Thanks, i just found an error in my solution. So, my equation goes as follows t = (x + t*19.5)/345+2x/345where (x + t*19.5) is supposed to be the distance traveled by sound when it reaches the final bat poni position. But it's wrong, it sound be just t*19.5! (x+t*19.5) is the time it would take for the sound to reach the mango from the initial position for the first time, and it's not what we need here. Now, the corrected equation 0.15 = (0.15*19.5)/345+2x/345gives us0.15 = 0.008478 + 2x/3450.141522 = 2x/34548.82509 = 2xx = 24.41 metersSo, approximately 24.4 meters. Just like your solution> I follow your solution up to the point of 2x/345.Well, x/345 would be the time for the sound from the bat pony final position to reach the mango. After that the sound bounces off the mango and gets back to the final position, so it's 2x/345. Now let's check your solutionSo, the distance to the mango from the final position of the bat pone (when she hears the sound) is 24.4 meters. All right, so in order to get to the mango from that point AND get back the sound would need to pass 48.8 meters. And the overall distance traversed by the sound would be that PLUS the distance the bat pony had flown after she emitted the sound and before the heard it, so it's 0.15 seconds times 19.5 meters per second , which is 2.925 meters. So, the overall distance traveled by sound is 51.725 meters Divide this by the speed of sound (345m/s) and you get 0.1499, so, almost 15 seconds.We solved it! Well, you did, i fucked up in a really stupid manner. It's all alcohol. Good job! I hope i still get bat pony cuddles
(x + t*19.5)/345 is the time it would take for the sound to reach the mango from the initial position for the first time* (forgot the denominator here)
>>41291659>always find clothes stacked nicely but no personok now that part in Missing 411 is starting to make sense
>>41291202But they can't sleep upside down in microgravity, can they? I'm anxious about the possibility that they won't be the same bat ponies we know and love if they won't foolishly subject themselves to conditions conducive to gravity-mediated asphyxia and cerebral hemorrhages every day. Space bats may even be, may God forgive me for voicing this atrocious conjecture, not autistic.
>>41314494Where they are not living on planets in comfy star systems, they probably live on rotating space stations or in hollowed out spinning astroids to create artificial gravity. This would allow them to sleep upside down, fly, etc.
>>41312632>eyelashes>round muzzleBoop away, anon.
>>41314494They can still tie themselves to something with their tails and float around as they sleep.
>>41291202If bat pony in space then why telescope not see?
>>41315287The telescope is made out of the wrong material. The glass must be enchanted with the right spells to spot bats.
>>41314249>I hope i still get bat pony cuddlesI'm 200% certain you still get the cuddles, Anon.
>>41315866How can a space bat be a blank flank, lmao. Imagine having an entire universe at your disposal and still not finding a subject matter worthy of fucking with.
>>41291202I want to be colonized by batponies.
>>41316302>Space bats are in space>Space is a whole lot of nothing with a few objects sprinkled into it here and there>Bat mare's special talent is space life>It's represented by blank space, thereby giving the impression of a vacuum on the mare's flankIt's so obvious, doofus.
>>41316763I really wanna see the moment she gets her "mark" and the visible confusion on face of everybody present when it's just blank space.
>be on a batpony cargo ship for about 3 weeks>the only food they have on the ship is literally their own shit reconstituted back into gray nutrient paste>got hungry enough that I was willing to try it>it tastes like shit and I have to gag down a few spoonfuls of it a day>be last day stuck on the ship, back at Earth>find out the bats who were serving me the nutrient paste were just reconstituting their own shit so they could watch me eat it>they had those star trek food making machines all along but no one told me>get 500 cigarettes as a consolation gift for being trickedI hate bats so much
>>41317220Sbaps would never do such vile things. I mean say they give you 500 cigarettes but in reality it's just 463 cigarettes.
>>41317220You passed the initiation ritual, Anon. Next time you'll get treated better.
Bat inspection timeInterplanetary plagues are no joke, always inspect new bats before allowing them to enter the population
>>41317963Same goes for foreign specimen before they're allowed on their ships. You don't want unknowns in such confined spaces.
