Post food ponies (before all of the anthro threads come back and push us away)Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41252808/#q41252808
>>41356049First for S'mare
>>41356132But S'mare is for dessert!
>>41356049nice to see this came backhave a chocopone op
>>41357947I didn't know I needed a chocopone in my life, but now I know I can't live without one.
eating foodponies
>>41358402foodponies eating themselves
>>41356049Food ponies are edible, but does the same go for their waste?
>>41358432I think Pizza Mare and Soda Mare make a good team. Also, Pizza Mare and Beer Mare.
They regenerate, right?
>>41358534No, or at least you could eat their waste but it would make you a colossal faggot.>>41358960Yes
>>41359126I’m drinking the soda mare’s piss and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
>>41359571would do it in a fucken heartbeat even if it was flat and warm soda
>>41359664Fruit Mentos and warm diet Coke produce optimal fizz fountains
>>41359571Still miles better than scat so I can't argue too much >>41359693This is actually very good to know, I've always been artistically curious about how to optimize that
>>41359693/r/ Fruit Mentos Stallion and Diet Coke Mare grinning at each other.
>>41356132I’m going to microwave her
>>41360680That will make her inflate and drip
>>41361056unf
>>41361056I was already gonna do it, you don’t need to sell the idea
foodpones deserve a bump i think
>>41363098Agreed
>>41362342holy unf imagine the hot and sticky coitus
>>41362342Imagine the smell
The bravest soldiers
>>41364748I like CRE-mare's hat. Very subtle joke.
I want a chunky blue cheese mare
>>41365094...chunky how?
>>41365596I like em big I like em chunky
>>41365596Like blue cheese salad dressing with clots and chunks of blue cheese in there. And with a nice pungent aroma
>>41366022(chunky!)
Bringing up this OC again because I want to see more of her
>>41364748>MRE menu 7So which edition is it?>I[1981]-VII Turkey Diced with Gravy>VIII-XVI Beef Stew>XVII-XVIII Pork Chow Mein>XIX-XXVII Chicken w/Salsa>XXVIII Meatloaf w/Gravy>XXIX-XXXV Beef Brisket>XXXVI-XXXVIII Brisket Entrée (Gravy with Seasoned Beef Brisket Slices in last edition)>XXXIX-XXXXI[2021] Beef Strips in a (Savory) Tomato (Based) Sauce
>>41367317For anyone wondering, years 22&23 are also Beef Strips in a Tomato Sauce
>>41367124I like her freckles
>>41367317>>41367329I am now autistically interested in MREs
>>41356049looking up the suicide tag and found this lel
>>41368493Colapone would definitely survive mentos though, they would just make her foamy for a whole
>>41368743This, it'd most likely be completely harmless, and the most harmful take you could realistically spin would be vomiting.
>>41368461MaRE
>>41369988supremely cute, with the frh tent lol
>>41369988I would camp with her for sure
>>41369988Dibs on the ancient cigarettes in the MRE from the 60s
>>41363098I also agree.
I wonder what it would be like to be with a hardtack mare
>>41372795She would always be hauling you on long trips: extended sea voyages, mountain climbing expeditions.
>>41372795Navy hardtack mare
>>41373927She might get mealy
Like a trip to the Kellogg Sanitarium
>>41367317Is the pork chow mein good
>>41364748>>41369988im always rewatching steve1989 videos all the timei love this mare
>>41374631>Cornflakes mare constantly begging you to stop masturbating
>>41375208But what about Zwieback mare?
>>41375208>Cornflakes mare in a conservative dress and a bonnet begging you to stop masturbating.>Oysters mare in a bikini yeah I know it makes no sense, she knows it makes no sense, too begging you to crank it for her.
>>41375208>Graham crackers mare doing the same alongside her
>>41375208>>41375872Heaven knows I need these mares in my life
>>41356132Any new Smare these days?
>>41375872>S'mare wondering what her granny is doing here
Pone foods
>>41377332Woah, it's like foodponies from an alternate Equestria
>>41377777I suppose quints suggests we need to draw more pones as foods
Or bugs as foods...
>>41375208Kek
>>41376555Based trips
>>41378567Acceptable
>>41380209
>>41378567Minty
Someone should ponify the new baja blast gelato
>>41382439>the new baja blast gelato?
>>41363098Would Pinkie just be a pie slice
>>41383645No, she'd be the whole pie
>>41384578
>>41384583I love this picture. It’s just so her
>>41384583The curly mane poking out is the best part
>>41382439The what now?
I'd suckle on a buffalo sauce mare and stroke her vibrant red-ginger mane. And she definitely has an accent
>so this is that food thing you were so excited to show me?>why would i ever want to look like that thing?
>>41387548My question is: why is the cheese grey?
>>41388085because it is not cheese
>yes we are also food ponies as well
>>41367124Pretty mare!
>>41388106They stink
>>41389364>>41388816>>41388860
am i doin it right?
>>41389368Pack man?
>>41390040Now, what exactly am I looking at here?
>>41391354Sushi wrapped in thick seaweed
frens
>>41393318I love mint, but what about menthol in your food?https://youtu.be/9IB5Rg5kBhg?si=Wy6igUZ71hbCe3O3
>>41359571I’m going to shake this mare vigorously
>>41394251And then pop her cap open
>>41393568im still waiting for the day they decide to start putting nicotine in drinks and food
>>41386957>>41392657cute
>>41395309I've gotten nicotine poisoning before and that would be terrible.
>>41396155had a friend in highschool who did the same, was when vaping was first a thing with the coils and juices and stufftold me it was one of the worse experiences in his life but im telling youits only a matter of time before the tobacco corps find a way to get drinks fda approved within the decade, mark my words
>>41396161I think the future is random synthetic chemicals cooked up in smokeshops before they get an FDA category
im hungry for brunch mares but im lazy >>41396500yeah i could see that
>>41397015CUTE
>>41397015Better hair than Shimmer
>>41397802who?
>>41397015>Bacon&Eggheadscrumptious
>>41397015There really is something to be said for ponies that embody multiple foods. Mealpones
>>41397015Ponified Fullenglish?http://deathbulge.com/comics/343
>>41398399>httpNot clicking that shit
>>41398786What's so bad about http?
>>41394251id huff her fizz all day till i pass out
Where's the grape soda one
>>41399530cant say ive seen grape before
>>41399530i can't find the purple drink zeeb
Grey Poupone?
>>41400264More like peepon
>>41399219It's like in the old, old days when the entire neighborhood shared a phone line and anyone could just pick up the phone and listen to your conversation. HTTPS at least garbles your conversation for everyone you aren't talking to. I assume anon is afraid of someone sending malicious data while pretending to be the site.
>>41401555I think you mean honhon madame
yall think she would be alright with me taking a bite?
>>41402329Maybe, but anyway she would definitely be a friend of Derpy
>>41402329Does she have a lemon poppyseed sister?
>>41402329She's banana flavored
>>41402329t. Derpy
Gooey lava cake mare dusted with powdered sugar
i want'a da pizza pone mama mia
>>41405446Peentzer :)
Describe the tostilocos/dorillcos mare
>>41406140That started as a pretentious presentation of junk food, then turned into a confused mess.I recognize doritos and instant ramen, but what's the other stuff?
>>41406365 (cont.)Is she the kind of mare that has a 3-hour video explaining the cinematic excellence of the latest Star Wars movie on her YouTube channel?
>>41406367i was getting more of a, four hundred pound landwhale that scooters around the mall foodcourt, kinda vibe
>>41406140There is no way that tastes good.In summary it appears to be what a neet that decided they wanted nachos would make from stuff the found around the house, but with corn instead of beans.
>>41406631It's authentic Mexican street food
>>41407345seeing that people go out of their way to pay money for shit like this boggles the mind the only way i see ponyfication of "food" like this is something akin to the horrors of thingpone in foodpony form
needs more sauas
>>41407345I have found mexicans can not tell what tastes good.Their food is bland and flavorless or only sour, salty, and spicy.There is no nuance or depth to their flavors.
>>41405446Do you think her mane and tail are stretchy?
Do they enjoy heat?
>>41408602one could only imagine, yes to an extentlike a toast pone wanted to be heated and crisped up from time to time
>>41408598Of course they are.>>41409208VERY adorable
she will eat all of your baked goods. hide your pastries. any food made with flour, eggs and sugar are in danger when this chubby lil' mare is around.
>>41409485>VERY adorablemhmm
>>41358245
>>41410317Does it regenerate?
>>41410013Where does she keep coming from? Who is she?!
>>41411388Take a wild guess
>>41410922one could only assume, yes food ponies more than likely would have developed some sort of regeneration to getting bit
need spaghett pone
>>41412746Why is she sleeping?
>>41412245Crunchy
>>41409762She's not eating my food ponies
yall are about as good at lettin this thread get into the red as hasbruh is with their stock value
>>41412746No. You'd spill her.
Where’s bacon pone would love bacon
>>41415798Everypony is a bacon pony.
>>41411388she iz toaster pastry
>>41415798Sunset in horse form >>41415065>my comfort foodMy comfort mare
>>41415065Canadian mac n cheese mare
>>41415798
>>41413504got lost in the sauce
>>41417185Canadian poutine mare
on Jamaica Avenue
>>41418194im gonna have that song stuck in my head forever nowthankshave a foodstallion
>>41418563>"why the fuck did you put stars in my mac n cheese again you whore?"
>>41418563I want to eat food with stars
>>41369988>>41374945Lemon pound cakes already get swapped like cigarettes in prison during a deployment. The guy who got this one would end up having to fight half his unit to keep it.
>>41419163understandably so, theyre goodhad a friend in highschool that worked at a milsurp store in townhe would buy like half the poundcakes out of the MREs that they broke down before they got listed lel
>>41418194TOP KEK
>>41420220i gotcha fucken topkek right here bub
>>41417824Her mane can be made out of cheese curds
does anyone remember leek pone
>>41418664Mare is helping with your helium deficiency
>>41421412>take a bite>supernova
