Guys... Did you made a whole religion from a kid's show?
>>41379971>He fell for the fake transparent background
>>41379971No, but we should.
>>41379971j-just a little bit
>>41379971If I don’t go to Equestria when I die I’m hanging myself
>>41380066After you die?
>>41380069A dead man's switch that tightens a noose in front of his PC chair
>>41380083>anon builds an inter-dimensional psychic link that automatically hangs him MORE in the event of him not going to horse Valhalla
>>41379971i fixed your crappy png
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>>41380164deepfry it... more
>>41379971eh, people have started religions off of less.
>>41380188
>>41380188granted
>>41379971Yes and I'm tired of pretending that it's not.Celestia and Luna praise
>>41380207MORE
>>41380220IT WON'T HOLD FOR MUCH LONGER
>>41380225I DON'T CARE, WE NEED MORE!!
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>>41380242ok looks good, thanks
>>41380244You can't stop it now
>>41380248A-Anon wait. That's enough, you can stop now
>>41380252...
>>41380108topkek
>>41380259Where is Twilight? Is she safe? Is she alright?
>>41380265Here she's
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>>41380322
>>41380328Huh. She's back
>>41379971We made a whole religion from a text rpg based on the the show.
>>41380330Пpикoвaнныe к тoнyщих тpeдoв кpaceMы вклaдки зaкpыть пoзaбыли..A пoмнитe, бpoни, кoгдa-тo мы вceEдинopoжкoй были.
>>41380329Hi twilight!
>>41380242How do you do that?
>>41380265She’s still there she’s just covered in...um
>>41380347ran it through this a couple timeshttps://eyy.co/tools/artifact-generator/
>>41380352Yes?? Covered in what Anon, spit it out.
>>41380265It seems... in your anger... you quilled her
>>41379971Tara Strong? Is that you?...Yes.We over did it.;-;
>>41380455ho;y shit
>>41380567STOP THATPUT HER BACK TOGETHER
>>41380455NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>41380329hi twilight!
>>41380673Hey, how did you get a video of my cumshot? Are you spying on me you sick bastard.
>>41380691A magician never reveals their secrets.
>>41380740Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APHcYegE6nsIs there a pony version?
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>>41380890GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS I SURE DO LOVE THE LIVING JEWSTONEWHAT A FUNNY REFERENCE, HOW COMICAL IS IT
>>41381035Are you ok?
>>41381035Have we found the new Barneyfag?
>>41381164Fuck no, that’s gonna be me. See you bros at marefair
>>41380339I didn't need these tears right now, pidor.
>>41380691Anon, you should see a doctor.
I accepted Twilight in my heart long time ago
>>41381251Ivermectin will clear that up for you.
Three pony races. Three pony pantheons slowly developing into a cult of personality over time, first centering on the two princesses - the unicorns have traditionally despised calling non-unicorns "majesty" - then removing the "moon come down" to bow down exclusively to the "sun come down" or "sun in pony", Celestia.. Retaining a handful of mythemes such as the creation stories of earth ponies made from mud, pegasuses made from clouds, and unicorns made from starlight, or disasters such as sirens, called wendigo, slowly killing their victims - ponykind has largely forgotten its history of old. Considering how silly they are it's to be expected.
>>41379971oh yeah, equestria time
I'd find it really funny if in the next 100 or so years worship of two cartoon horse goddesses actually becomes a serious faith, maybe not with the reach of the big religions but at least something the size of Scientology or Mormonism.
uh-oh
>>41382356rotate her back
>>41382172I wish bronies had done what mormons had done and all moved to the desert and started a new society filled with completely insane but extremely nice people and everyone else in my city was also a brony and I would be married to a brony wife and raise like 10 brony kids who all grow up in the same cult as me and don't realize how fucked up it is until they become adults and we make them choose a new name and go off to Africa to convert child soldiers to our religion. Actually maybe not.
>>41383408“Island of Equestria” project
>>41383408>brony wives>implying females>implying 3dpd nohoovesSounds like a colony of fake fans to me
>>41380339no hablo
>>41379971It's not really a religion.It's just a show that evolved into a social movement that inspired people to create art of all kinds, that transcends generations, that I think about every single day of my life, that I aspire for, that I center my entire life around, that I dream about sometimes, and that is a central part of my very identity.
>>41383802Exactly. Just because I have a shrine to Celestia in my bedroom, and worship her as a goddess, and believe that I'll go to Equestria when I die, that doesn't make it a religion.
>>41383826Indeed fellow Bronite. Just because I sacrifice homeless people every day to Sombra doesn't mean I have an obsession. It just means that I love the fandom, and I need to share it's love.
>>41380740This is oddly close to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCev26mwq3M&t=549
