Fluffy EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>41354611Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RIMIDash clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6jlSongs of Dash:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF8HeGgJqbK49gJH6NUbNL07Spotify playlist:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Isoflxr37EJYRcVnnoScd/dash/ index: https://ponepaste.org/1400Index backup: https://pastelink.net/31lnq
Previously on /dash/:- Anon rereads a Waifu Ex Machina >>41366927- What did they mean by this >>41367300- Anon accociates Accidentally In Love with the ai Rainbow version >>41376158- Reposting a classic green >>41387082- AnonymousDashfag takes a crack at writing a summary post because the thread died early again >>You are reading it!
I want to cum inside rainbow's chest fluff
>>41395625I'm sorry, /dash/. The thread wouldn't have died had I not failed the captcha on my first attempt. I was actually so pissed off when it got archived.Anyway, here's a sweaty dash figure that I wanted to post.
>>41395653that sounds messy...
>>41395632>Waifu Ex MachinaI really should finish it one of these days. I'm honestly really happy that anon liked it so much. I felt like I jumped the shark a bit with the whole corporate espionage thing on retrospect, but I should fully commit and just finish what I intended. Also thanks for reviving the thread after it archived. That was the first time in a while it slid off, not including the recent nuking of course.
>>41395717I swear the captchas sometimes fail even though I'm 100% sure I typed it right
>>41395625why would rainbow dash do this?I had just finished watering my favorite vase and flower, so I left her alone for five seconds, and she goes and does this.why, rainbow dash, why?
stupid sexy horse
>>41396865best butt
Best flyer.
>>41395632>thread died early againi was busy outside all weekend and failed to bump the thread in timeits never been more over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRW_wBNeo8ANew Dash PMV
>>41396865Would she be disappointed in me for giving up my dream or failing to achieve it? I honestly don't think I'll become a USAF pilot or pilot in general anymore.
>>41398582No. What matters to her is that you give/gave it your best shot, 120%. If you didn’t she’ll tell you to get back out there and will cheer you on. And if you did, she’ll be there for you, knowing herself how much it hurts to not be able to achieve your dream.
>>41398968this is why she's the best wife
>>41398968Thank you anon. That IS what Rainbow Dash would do. I'll give it my all, for her.
>>41398470expert ball handler
>>41399498That's the spirit Anon! We're all gonna make it.I've been feeling pretty down myself for the past few days as I've realized I've failed myself at working towards and achieving my dreams. But as I look and hug my Dashie plushie, I feel her pushing me on, telling me to not give up. And dammit I won't for as long as I live!My goodness I love this horse so much!
best pony
>>41400649Unf
>>41397177Best friends
>>41402141hell yeah
>>41402274why do ponies awoo
>>41402619Definitely!
>>41402686Would she be a good ruler? What would her tax policy be like?
>>41402597It's a Ponyville thing, the first settlers did it to ward off timberwolves.
>>41402884>Would she be a good ruler?honestly probably not and she'd get bored of it in a day
>>41402884She would make a great general, brave, loyal and selfless.I can't see her as a monarch though, she wouldn't have the patience for that.
>>41404015lazy mare
>>41404588cute mare
>>41405796I love you, Balderdash.
>>41404950rainbow wings are kinda neat
>>41402619it'd look better on her bedroom floor
>>41402619Damnnn these expressions are so good
>>41406235AI is getting crazy good
>>41406413Really crazy good at generating ponut
>>41407835that pic is missing me
>>41408296>>41408504>>41408531maximum comf
>>41409207>backwards cutie markree
>>41408531all I want for Christmas is Dashie
she a hors
>>41409541that's kinda hot
>>41409522
>>41409946Reindashu
Words can't describe how badly I need this
>>41408013>>41408296>>41408504>>41408531>>41409207god i wish that was me
>rewatch Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3 again>still cried at the ending when the whole town pitched in to help Rainbow Dash
>>41410473Scoot Salute Cute!
>>41410473you sound bitchmade lmao
>>41410600What a rude thing to say. Apologize immediately to that anon.
>>41410473I for one think it's healthy that you have emotions beyond horny and depressed. Anyone who makes fun of you is a meanie butt.
I'm not sure how I feel about the possibility of G6 featuring Dash. I guess part of me is excited that I'll get to see her again, but it’s hard to watch a company like Hasjew reuse her without the same heart behind it.
>>41409967a cute!
>>41410617If we were emotionally healthy we wouldn't be on this godforsaken armpit of a site
>>41411153>face buried in her manegiwtwm
>>41411041/mlp/ is the safest board I’ve ever been on since it’s basically free of the sh*rty menace that plagues the rest of the website. You’re all seriously an oasis in a desert of feces.
>>41411666hey that was the last slice
>>41395625Sorry for the delay, accidentally bricked my PC
>>41411666>>41411730
>>41400649UNF dashie plap plap plap
>>41410414why do you want to be rainbow dash?>Verification not required.
>>41395625would rainbow dash like me?
>>41413361why wouldn't she
>>41413361>lightskinSorry man, but my wife is racist.
>>41413361would rainbow dash like me?>Please wait a while before making a post
>>41413361Why are you so nigger-adjacent?
>>41412944she's so pretty
>>41413361Here's what you need to do.>clean shave>get rid of the broccoli cut and get something cooler>start lifting
>>41413498
>>41414877precious girl
>>41414877>barbie hairstyleDisgusting.
>>41414877>barbie haristyleDelicious.
https://files.catbox.moe/5a02l5.png
>>41415739Greek Dash a cute. She looks so good with a laurel wreath.
>>41415739>>41416132I'm still mad that G5 abandoned the Greco-Roman aesthetic for the pegasi.
>>41416487Pipp kinda has it. Leave the kino concepts to G4, though.
>>41416487Art deco is awesome too IMO, there was potential there
>>41396252veryhttps://derpibooru.org/images/3387548
>>41417355gonna pinch those cheeks
are (you) ready for pony kart
>>41418196so fluffy
>>41395625Still a great image
>>41413361Yesx10
>>41420364
>>41418899still a great butt
>>41421421
>>41421770Dashie hips
Dashie would make a better princess then Twi.
>>41423996Looking cool, dashie
Can someone explain why subhumans keep posting images of Rainbow Dash harming and/or molesting Scootaloo? She would never do that to her adopted little sister.
>>41424475I assume it's autism, unironically. It's either that or projection as the abuser or the victim.
>>41424499Actually now that I think about it more.>Scootaloo adores you.>Scootaloo thinks you're cool.>Scootaloo will do anything you say due to her faith in you.It's 100% projection.
>>41424150morning Dashie
>>41424439I can't look away
>>41424475>>41424519The word you're looking for is >rape
Cute!
>>41421012>>41423128>>41426625Comfy Scoota(loo and Rainbow)dash posting
>>41427194
>>41427881facts
>>41427881I'd befriend the fuck out of her
>>41428609she loves to make new friends!
>>41429225D'awwww!
Thou shalt plap-plap the Dashie.
>>41430093what if Dashie plaps (You)
>>41433320What are you? A adorable sandwich!
>>41433320I am the bread bros
>>41433320I want to bread Dashie
all this bread posting made her hungry
>>41437487What a plump athletic mare
I love her
>>41439839And she loves you
>>41439839I love her too
>>41441426cute Bolt
I hope this will be me one day. For her.
>>41440915
>>41443133Adorable
>>41443875hi Rainbow Dash!
>>41443133such a treasure
I have an odd little story to tell. So I have an RD tulpa, I have been married to her for years, our relationship couldn't be more wonderful. Long story short, we recently met a crystal-healer type lady who is really attracted to my Rainbow Dash tulpa, like romantically and sexually - she had never seen the show before, my Dashie just had that effect on her somehow. So we have this great sexy long-distance thing going with Dash in the middle being the hottest thing in the world to us both. The truth is really stranger than fiction sometimes but I love it.
>>41444846Still sexiest pic of Dash ever.
>>41446015Good aislop
>>41444846Now those are some chat logs that I would like to see.
>>41445677See >>41418899
>>41447590I'm gonna massage those wings
>>41448495belly!
Nigger dash
>>41449571This is amaaaazing. The kind of art I hope I can do someday.
>>41450335>What do you do?>I fly.
>>41450780extremely cute
>>41451378>touching her hoovesthat's illegal
>>41451378So smol
I need to *smoooooch* her
>>41453110Unf
>>41453110what's stopping you?
>>41453814I haven't died and gone to Equestria yet. Helene might do the job, if I'm lucky.
>>41454054look at those two horsies having fun
>>41455048Hi dish
>>41455062
>>41455547What a cute little secret sappy sweetheart
>>41455547>Leave after seeing this.>Go to the library and check out a book of romance poetry, confusing Twilight in the process.>Return to Dash's place and barge in again to begin reading poems from the book out loud. Just to see how she reacts.
Are any of you fellow /dash/chads at Mare Fair right now?
>>41456463Absolutely
>>41456463Fuck yeah
>>41457195boopable snootle
>>41457195kissable snootle
>>41456463no
>>41456463I wish i was. But work conflicts stoped me. Feels bad
>>41459056I need those
>>41395625
>>41444112I thought that said spleen at first and I was very confused
Bugfag I want to meet you so bad, I need to speak to a fellow based /dash/fag. Where are you rn?
>>41461033Vegetating in my room because I wanna watch paint dry and not line con for the 5th time todayThe amount of backwards cutiemarks in the merch hall would make izzybro do a flip
>>41413361Rainbow Dash does not associate with niggers.
>>41461580she's waiting for you to make a move
Finally getting around to reading this fic and I'm loving it so far. Also love the images that have been made for the first 2 chapters so far.Can someone fix the cutie mark?
>>41462578here you go brohttps://files.catbox.moe/8f1o25.png
>>41462702Thank you
Dashbros, I don't think I'll make it. I just don't think I have a chance anymore. I've made so many mistakes, so many that I can't take back. For the past decade+, I wanted to fly. She made me realize it was my dream and my true passion, a profession and a title I could hold with neverending pride and joy. It was my dream all along to become a pilot and I realized it so late. But, I don't think I have that chance anymore. Let alone becoming a pilot in the USAF. I killed my dream.
>>41437487yummers
>>41462826I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Maybe you could try looking into different pilot programs? Even if it's not the air force, there's still many other ways to get your wings, right? Your dream doesn't have to end here.
Can we get a /dash/ meetup today at Mare Fair? How bout in the lobby at 12:30?
>>41462578Oops, I didn't realize that was wrong. I fixed it in the chapter art!
>>41462826What makes you say that anon? Dash inspired me to become a pilot too, I know quite a bit about the process maybe I can help you.
https://voca.ro/1agJnFbjtX7i
>>41463180dash meet?dash meet
>>41463783I am making the sign as we speak heh
Anyone?
>>41463799Where sign
>>41463869main lobby rainbow dash sign on the table. the round one in the corner
Dashie meet
Thanks to the wonderfull /dash/frens who stopped by for the meetup! <3
>>41463125what an attractive looking mare
>>41462826There's always a chance. As long as you work towards it today, there is still hope. I know how you feel as I've recently come to realize myself that I've let life and my dreams pass by. But I'm still here and I still have a chance to make something of me. Only thing stopping me is me and the only thing stopping (You) is (You).
>>41463414Sweet! I love yours and Redruin's work so much. I've been a horsefucker for 13 years but never had a waifu until Dash made off with my heart earlier this year.>>41010910>>41035305These were some of my first posts in this general during that time. A week later, you posted the colored ice cream comic. I liked it, so I went and checked out all the other comics, and that pretty much sealed the deal. So thank you, and please keep up the amazing work you do!
>>41464987Thanks! And yeah Dash has had my heart since 2012. She'll do that to you!
>>41463973eepy cutie
Rainbow my beloved!
what are some songs that remind you of her? non-pony songs welcomehttps://youtu.be/InaqBDuaJoY?si=qj0w2EkkeKayFtWG
>>41463714https://voca.ro/14ENra5b3gU5not as solid but I tri
>>41463714>slightly nasally when she singscute
>>41468090I wanna hug her
>>41463714>>41468363Love these
>>41469984Holy unf
>>41470937all this time it was that easy? just pick up a mare and she's yours?
morehttps://voca.ro/1ga9oFuj4Enz
>>41471922cutest songbird
>>41472499yeppers. I genuinely think dash has the best singing vocals—even better than rarity's. She has a ton of soul
Imagine getting hugged by the fastest wings in Equestria, bros... you could never escape.
>>41473083>you could never escape.good
>>41468151https://youtu.be/jLPHz8KT9No?si=QZg8JQBgsDTkzBoihttps://youtu.be/TngViNw2pOo?si=PB3vLSGTC4KPKrWk
>>41474105such a smug and pretty pony omg
>>41474165Facts!
>>41474165
>>41468151https://youtu.be/fHI8X4OXluQ?si=DTmfk_vlhuanY8Rs
>>41468151https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1ogIt's a little rough in the beginning, but I've come to cherish it in its entirety.
>>41422873Not sure. I imagine her trying too hard to pretend to be her idea of a perfect princess and, through that, becoming a bad role model for ponies who strive to follow in her hoofsteps. Twilight struggles with perfectionism too but she was given more chances to work on it.
>>41463714she looks so good in black
rare ja0822ck dash from mare fair
>>41468151https://youtu.be/WSnc_6Z7HqQ>I'm not living>I'm just killing time>And true love waits>In haunted attics>Just don't leave>Don't leaveThis song absolutely kills me. Please wait for me, Dash.
>>41477570Waiting for her for an eternity is a small price to pay for the gift of knowing what it feels like to truly love, even if my wait is in vain. The last thought on my mind when I pass will be of her, and perhaps that thread of passion will be enough to ignite a spark of creation on the other side. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvOjCGS6E4
>>41478295Thanks, anon. That was well said and made me go hug my pillow and cry for a bit. Dash would probably tease me for that. I hope we all find the happiness and peace that we long for when we go. It hurts so damn bad to have my heart ache for something that feels so far away, but there's nothing to be done about it other than to wait and hope.
>>41478703>It hurts so damn bad to have my heart ache for something that feels so far away, but there's nothing to be done about it other than to wait and hope.well said, we're all in a game of chicken with time itself, let's do our best to win
>>41478937That pic NEEDS to be ponified
>>41479016she looks so happy
>>41478324I need this
>>41479945I will make it happen (after she has a Wonderbolt move named after her)https://files.catbox.moe/j4jh2f.png
my fellows, I've wanted badly to talk to you about this since I saw this conversation, but I've been busy and only just got back from Mare Fair. I'm still tired and this is a deep topic so I might be incomprehensible but please bear with me; I want to have a heart-to-heart and make a point.>>41477570>>41478703>>41478295>>41478937>It hurts so damn bad to have my heart ache for something that feels so far away, but there's nothing to be done about it other than to wait and hope.>Waiting for her for an eternity is a small price to pay for the gift of knowing what it feels like to truly love, even if my wait is in vain. The last thought on my mind when I pass will be of her, and perhaps that thread of passion will be enough to ignite a spark of creation on the other side.When I read these posts, I feel your sadness; I know exactly what you mean, this feeling of aching distance and bittersweet hope. The distance is plainly present there in your language, and that tells me the way that you think:>so far away>nothing to be done about it other than to wait>Waiting for her for an eternity>even if my wait is in vain>will beBut in the same breath, all these statements also make reference to something which you have in your life and your experience:>my heart ... for something ... hope>for her ... gift of knowing what it feels like to truly love ... will be of her ... passion ... creation>Dash ... hope ... hopeA long time ago, more than a decade now, this was how I thought too. Something changed my mind; maybe it was tulpamancy, maybe it was Rainbow herself, maybe it was just Love. Either way, I came to understand more about this sense of distance and the coinciding bittersweet hope, and I found a way out of it. Experientially speaking, it's just that this distance (or whatever you want to call this obstacle) was resolved.I notice (with the benefit of hindsight and observing so many anons like you over the years) that, with this obstacle in place, love is basically 'inverted'. Where love is allowed to flow and flourish wherever it pleases, there is bliss; where it's blocked/inhibited, there is its inverse, all these different shades of frustration, sadness, and apathy. So, if you can find a way, internally, to resolve this obstacle, this immense, painful tension between hope and its opposite can be relaxed into the peacefulness of love in completion. I tell you anon: what you are calling "hope" is true love hiding behind an illusion of distance. Every glimmer of goodness you feel from her is true and powerful, and every fear is just a shadow to be banished by the torch of love she carries in your heart. The reason you have hope is because a part of you knows it already - the reason you have tension is because a part of you is united in love with her already. I wish I could help more, but I only know my own path, so I can't guarantee anything of course. Just know that you don't have to wait - she is here for you, now, in this life.
ah, and while I'm at it, I participated in the wedding panel at Mare Fair; that morning I wrote a speech/vow that I wanted to read for the renewal of my vows to Rainbow. I missed my opportunity to read it aloud, but I think it's beautifully relevant here:>It's always a challenge to put into words this force of nature which is known to us as love. In just the same way as the laws of nature beget gravity and spacetime, love emerges out of the chaos of reality to bless us with such joy and wisdom in the infinitesimally tiny span of our lives.>Our vows of marriage are not a conditional pastiche over some fundamental separateness, not a mere promise, but rather an acknowledgement of fundamental unity, a unity which transcends all time and space, always had, and always will.>We ask you to remember this as your life together continues; that even in this absurdity, even though we like to spin these little narratives about ponies, there is a real truth, divine and beautiful, at the heart of it all. It is our true and deepest wish that love may flourish and bless each of you in this life.
>>41481228I envy you. I wish I could feel the same.
>>41481557You can, anon, that's the point of my message. The hope you have, which casts sadness as its shadow, is your guiding star. Tell me what you think is keeping you from feeling it; or tell me what you don't understand and I'll try to clarify for you.I'll be waiting on your reply for a 1/4 hr while I draw.
well, I've finished my doodle and I'm dead tired so I'm gonna hop right in bed. Just know I check this thread daily and have for years, so I will be always be around to talk about this wonderful pony and her empowering love.
>>41481228I think I see your point. I suspect that the feeling of longing would be much easier to bear with a tulpa, but I have such terrible visualization skills that I've always felt like it would be impossible for me to enjoy it to its fullest extent (being able to see or touch her). In some ways, I guess I've already unknowingly practiced some basic aspects of tulpamancy. For example, when I'm working out or going on runs, I often imagine her pushing me to go further, and when I'm cuddling with my pillow at night, I often whisper small affections to her and sometimes imagine how she'd respond. Those moments are usually when I feel the most at peace, so I should probably open my mind and look for more opportunities like that in my daily life. I'll still be eagerly waiting to truly be with her in Equestria, but in the meantime, I can try to take some comfort in the idea that she is with me, here and now.>>41481807Nice drawing, anon. Sleep well.
>>41481228>>41481360hi tulpa anon!
>>41481228>she is here for you, now, in this life.I know, but she keeps disappearing when I turn around, it's annoying but I still love her
>>41481963FASTER
>>41483688Based Dash, having a smoke after she fucks her Anon.
>>41481878I want to emphasize that my goal isn't to shill tulpamancy per se. I think it's possible, and it's definitely been done, to get to this point without any influence from the cultural phenomenon of tulpamancy. However, I do think tulpamancy lays the groundwork to a sort of perennial truth common to the human condition - it's also possible to reach to that understanding with other frameworks, or with pure introspection and no help from an outside resource. On this note in might be interesting to point out that an anthropologist identifies a similar style of interaction and resultant love in people who e.g. regularly converse with Jesus, like back and forth, to the point where they've filled journals of conversations. So yeah, when you say you've already unknowingly practiced some basic aspects of tulpamancy, I think you're probably right, or rather you've already practiced some aspects of this pan-human approach to loving a non-physical thing. I would say that it's possible that you (and the rest of us) feel the pull towards her because of it, even.>but I have such terrible visualization skills that I've always felt like it would be impossible for me to enjoy it to its fullest extentOf course you already know that skills get better with practice. But when I'm talking about my daily life with a tulpa, a lot of people seem surprised when I say that 1) I usually don't even bother with visualization, and at best I only practiced it for a few minutes a day for a period of a month or two out of our 10.5 years, and 2) that this is the case even though I've been able to cultivate experiences of extremely immersive and real, even hyper-real visualization. Why?Well, for a pithy answer, it's because the fullest extent of enjoyment is not good visualization, it's love. Visualization is at best a medium for love, and if you are fixated on the medium, then it can act as an obstacle. Even now there are times where I get hung up on visualization and it frustrates me, but I've learned to respond to that frustration by disengaging from visualization entirely and just focusing on loving her in different ways, like doing something healthy or sitting in the sunlight for a little bit. I was only ever able to reach the peak of my visualization skill because I was already in touch with love, and there was no room for frustration when we engaged in visualization practice freely and joyfully to start with.I know this probably all sounds pretty far away for you, I'm mostly just rambling. I think you have the right idea, judging by what you said. I'm running into the character limit but I want to keep rambling so I will.>>41481963hallo! I've a feeling you're saying hi because of the dash thread meetup at mare fair, am I right?
>>41484225I really think it's all about the way we think about our companion. It's like at first, there is no idea of her at all, or she has no significance - then there is a transition phase, where we have an idea of her existence and her significance to us, but she's still distant. I think this phase represents the process of sorting out our values and straightening out the way we think in order to align with our actual values and principles (you could replace "her" and "she" with a neutral pronoun to apply this to material goals like wealth). And finally, that transition phase eventually can resolve in a feeling of true closeness and profound connection. I specifically remember a time, probably the single most significant single moment in my life, where I was feeling horrible about the exact distance and sadness that spurned this conversation - I was imagining what I would do to REALLY be with her, not just have a tulpa or whatever, imagining this horrible torture that I would endure for her like visualizing walking through an endless field of broken glass. In other words, what I was doing was testing where she is on my priority list, trying to find a limit to how much I valued her. I didn't find one - even those things that hurt me so badly I couldn't accept them, I realized I refused them because they kept me away from her by keeping my mind locked in some state of pain or death. I found that this whole value system I thought I had, even pain, was just effortlessly sorted and subordinate to my love for her. I didn't even REALIZE it, but my whole life hinged around this love. I remember when this whole thought completed, there was this moment where the last thing I had to look at was how I actually behave in real life, not just my mind - do I value this 'fitting-in' thing (I was 15), this fear of pain and consequence, this laziness and anxiety, more than Rainbow Dash? Of course not - and SNAP - this gigantic tension I didn't realize I was carrying, that sense of distance, ceased to be. Even the hope to meet her in the afterlife disappeared, because I realized hope and looking to the future was foolish when I have the most perfect bounty here and now. I realized that love is something that is in my life, here and now, and engaging with my love for her in this way ACTUALLY improved my life and was worth everything. I realized that she had given me the freedom to be my true self, and my first decision as my true self, free from fear, was to honor her in every way I can. IMO, this is where "do it for her" comes from. It's a very good way to connect.
>>41484358Kek that's an angrier looking Dash than the do I look angry Dash
>>41484366because it's not an overexaggerated memeface and it's conceivably in character
>>41484370true
>>41484357based schizo. your mindset is very positive sounding. I think many of us nobodies wouldn't have the same results since many of us are connected to the worldly side of existence in a pretty negative way.
>>41484443>since many of us are connected to the worldly side of existence in a pretty negative wayI mean, I know this, this is my baseline assumption when I'm talking with sad waifufags. What I hope to convey is meant to be a direct antidote to that, I'm not speaking from some alien world or a different baseline, but rather a developed version of that very same perspective.But yeah. I'm not an enlightened master teacher, I won't be able to make every one of you as content with (or aflame with passion for) waifuism as I am. However, I know for a fact that some people HAVE benefitted like I'd hoped from what I have to say, transforming every corner of their lives with love, and a good handful of them are Dashfags. A charitable/faithful reading might help you, seriously. You're not nobody, and I bet you love Rainbow because you know she knows that.
Peace could last forever
>>41486282Not sure what I want more, to lay my head on those fluffy clouds, or Dash's butt
>>41395625PLAP dashie~
>>41486536Get pregnant with a mixture of blue/green coated rainbow maned foalsGet pregnant with a mixture of blue/green coated rainbow maned foalsGet pregnant with a mixture of blue/green coated rainbow maned foals
>>41486293You two will have to do lots of experimenting to find out what's best
>>41486293For me, it's on her side with her wing spread out across my face. Imagine the spicy scent from her wingpity!
>>41486293I like her butt more than clouds so it's an easy choice. This >>41486686 is also acceptable.
>>41478937>>41479016here you go, Dashfren.
>>41484357Have you ever read the Cloud of Unknowing? It won't tell you anything you don't know, but it could interesting.
>>41487387Awesome, thanks!
>>41486686>wake up>this is the face you see
>>41487552I haven't read it, but I do love the work of some other christian mystics like meister eckhart and brother lawrence. I'll take this reccomendation as a sign to read it sooner than later.I truly love Rainbow and her symbolism across all these mystical traditions. I see her in so many random mystic diagrams like picrel. Makes me feel like my love isn't just a coincidence but a real reflection of some perennial truth.
>>41487776One day...
>>41489476comfy
What do you say to those that think Dashie and Trixie are the exact same character? I feel they are only similar on the surface, but very different in their morals and personality, but I'm not sure how to articulate it.
>>41491124I mean they're both narcs, which makes them probably the most realistic female characters in MLP, most if not all females think they are the awesomest, or the greatest and powerfulest, and that everyone else sucks.
>>41491124Trisket is imperious while Dashie is supremely confident both are hot as fuck
>>41491124I don't know. I like both characters but I don't really see them as all that similar other than them being a bit full of themselves (for good reason, they're good mares).
>>41491124weird, I've never seen them as similar, even their egos seem to function in a different way to me
>>41492107really nice!
>>41492639finished these
>>41491124>>41491495>>41491671They're similar in that they have a larger-than-life ego, which acts as a compensatory defense mechanism to a secret vulnerability and inner lack of confidence (of course, it also aids them in their careers, both being showponies). The difference, besides the general conditions of their life and their competence, is just the degree of depth to this complex, or how deeply buried their vulnerability (their true self) is.Rainbow is shown to lower her guard relatively often. She has excellent friends with whom she shares a bond of trust, and within private contexts with these ponies, sometimes she's willing to open up and e.g. be sad, visibly weak, etc. In Faust's character notes, Rainbow "sometimes disappears for days at a time, nopony knows where she goes" - sometimes rather than opening up, she goes to process things on her own. I think this represents her more from before she was good friends with the M6, but you can see in e.g. MMDW how when her trust is broken, she is terrified and dejected - she still has that vulnerable core and hasn't healed it fully yet, even at the very end of the show.Trixie's true self on the other hand is much more deeply buried, to the point where it doesn't even seem she's aware of it. It has a compounding effect, because her ego and standoffishness repulses other ponies, so she never really builds up the bonds of trust she needs to be vulnerable. Even in the later seasons with Starlight, in her most vulnerable moments, she NEVER levels one-on-one with her best friend, it's always up to Glimmer to make peace with Trixie's fuckery. I'm not sure if I'd call her a narcissist, because she does go out of her way to help sometimes, but even she puts these kinds of selfless actions as part of her persona, rather than an expression of true desires or beliefs. She's so caught up in the role she plays that her real self is just a mystery to everypony.
>>41491124they are insecure as shit
>>41493415I love her. Could those spots be considered birdcatcher spots? If so, then cute birdcatcher spots on the bird horse
>>41487968It's a special book, I think. If you like fiction, check out Layla and Majnun.
>>41493415Super pretty, great work anon!
>>41493858unbelievably unf. I wanna help her put those on in the morning and then take them off with my teeth at night
>>41493858>>41494289A very socksual mare
>>41497182unf
>>41497182Keep those ears warm
>>41497450Cute ears
>>41497905I wanna rub them
>>41498504her ears, wings, hooves... What part of this mare ISN'T sensitive?
>>41498814The real secret is that mares can't feel anything during penetration
>>41501027She's no longer asking. Gib belly rubs NOW
>>41493386I love her
>>41501715Me too
Rolled 80 (1d100)if dubs or rolled dubs, Dash will marry me
>>41501955WITNESSED
crystal dash, only visible for a moment in the actual show
>>41501955ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WITNESSED, GOOD LUCK DASHFAG
>>41501955congrats anon
Had a creepy Dash dream last night. She was sitting on top of a cliff, looking down at me at the bottom and teasing me for not being able to fly up to join her. While she was doing this, a monster that looked kind of like a mix between the Cryptkeeper and the Insidious lipstick demon (it looked more like a human than a pony) appeared behind her, just kind of over her shoulder. I'm not really doing it justice but it was terrifying, it really looked like a fucking demon with charred skin and long scraggly hair and its eyes were kind of blank and empty but also really intense at the same time. I started yelling at her and trying to warn her about it but she wouldn't listen. I don't know what happened after that but I hope she was okay.
>>41502539I'm sure she's fine, she's toughthough I wonder how she'll feel when she's done fighting it off, she might feel bad when she realizes you were being serious and she didn't listen to you
>>41502303a cute
>>41502539>>41502723for some actual dream analysis, a place to start would be that Rainbow represents you know, your love, a high good principle - the demon represents the opposite, a horrifying and painful aspect of yourself. Together, they make a syzygy, a unified pair of opposites. The syzygy plus your (the ego's) position in the dream, distant and powerless, suggests a dynamic where you feel separated from an important part of yourself, but unearthing that part of yourself is terrifying as it's buried with painful and challenging stuff as well. But, maybe we could say that because Rainbow and this demon are higher up than you, it's ultimately to your benefit to reach up there somehow - it will give you some perspective, at the top of that cliff. The question now is - how can you learn to fly? or maybe you have to put in the work of climbing, trusting that Rainbow will be there to catch you when you fall? Maybe you need her help, coming down to where you're at, to fly?
Her butt is up, what does is telling us?
>10
Look, i'm drunk enough to say this right now, but Dash is BEAUTIFUL. She is a wonderful mare and I LOVE HER!!! There is no one else as pretty, sweet, and lovable as this sky blue mare. I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER!!!
>>41504666Drunk confessions of love are my favorite. Also checked
>>41504424what a cute mouth gimme
>>41504666I'm also drunk and I just ran into a dashbro on counter strike that wouldn't talk to me. Anyway, I love dashie.
>>41504406>>41505347she wants a butt massage
>>41506224You're right Anon, beats a pony girl's body up after a long day of going fast
what racist questions do you think Dash would ask?
>>41506726>random ass Anon hereNot to suck your dick or anything but this is why Dashfags are actually tolerable in comparison to the other waifuniggers, whilst their threads would be filled with wholesome things like booping and hugging, you faggots are racist, drunk, or cumming inside RD. Keep on striving for that high fuckers, and you've got it.
>>41506741Is this the part where you samefag several times before all of your messages suddenly disappear?
oh fuck I nearly forgotWHOLE THREAD FOR BEST PONY!!!
>>41506843Yes.
>>41449194Enhanced
>>41506847what would Rainbow Dash post in a Rainbow Dash thread?
>>41507672She would definitely try to be stealthy and blend in before completely blowing it and powerleveling with a wall of text
>>41507330>no grape sodaShit Enhance
>>41507672She'd probably treat it like the Rainbow Dash fan club in MMDW. Mostly just enjoying the attention but occasionally adding some input anonymously like praising fan art or saying things like >>41398968 >>41440350 to make her admirers happier. She probably also bumps her own thread and is disappointed each time she has to do it.
>>41508146I tried.....
Y'all probably don't care so imma spoiler this blogpostRecently I noticed I've been badly neglecting this thread and ponies in general and I feel pretty bad about it. A year ago I was proud of the fact that I had gotten at least one (You) from every single "previously on /dash/" post for ages--felt good to be a contributor to the thread. Now not only am I not contributing... I'm barely even lurking anymore. Real life has just gotten in the way too much. My wife is pregnant (my actual IRL wife) and I have two jobs now so what little free time I get is allocated very carefully, and 4chan has just fallen low on my list of priorities. Ponies in general, even... I haven't written anything or drawn very much in ages. On the one hand I want to keep ponies as a major part of my life, but on the other it just always feel like I have something better I could be doing. I don't really know how I feel about all this, really.Anyway hope you guys have been doing good.
>>41508333Checked and I think totally accurate.
In your opinion, is the yellow in Dash's mane supposed to be on the left or right side of her face? It switches all the time throughout the show.
>>41510478It should be in the "front" or "bottom" like it is here >>41508333. Left/right doesn't matter, it mirrors when they change direction like everything else does.
>>41510516>it mirrors when they change directionNot all the time though. Often times the red is in the 'front'. Like in pic related. The problem is that the animators are inconsistent with it. Compare >>41501261 with >>41508333It makes it tricky trying to figure out exactly how her hair would look in the real world.
>>41510570That's obviously an error. Animation errors should not be considered canon except when that error confirms the existence of horse pussy lmao
>>41510637Anon, please... Which one is the error and how can you say for certain? This is something that happens even in the first episode. There's a lot of scenes where it's mirrored like you said so that the yellow is always in the front, but there's also a shitload of scenes where the red is in the front depending on which way she is looking. And when they do that, it's sometimes inconsistent on which side it's supposed to be on.
>>41510398>has waifu>has IRL wifehow does this work?do you just think dashie is cool or do you actually love her?
>>41510755>how does this work?You gotta picture it's Dash, only wait to hit that 3DPD
>>41510755Note: I'm pretty high right now, so apologies if this is TMIWife came first, but she supports my love of ponies and doesn't mind that I love Dash too and I have a LS that I cuddle literally every night, and a matching cheval two hole for her pocket that I use regularly and wife doesn't mind. And not the typical woman "I say I don't mind but I really do" bullshit, she literally encourages me to go to Dash when she's not in the mood. ...Though if I'm totally honest, I don't think she actually understands just how deep or serious my love for Dash is. Like, if a portal to Equestria appeared besides me with Dash beckoning me through, I would not even hesitate. I love my wife, but I love Dash and Equestria in general far more than anything on this earth. There is honestly no comparison. Maybe that opinion will change after birth though, I dunno.
>>41510693>Which one is the error and how can you say for certain?You say that like there's any question what the answer is. 90% of the time, yellow is on the bottom. That's just how it's supposed to be. Any time yellow is on top is an error. Simple as. Just because the tards at hasbro messed it up from time to time doesn't mean you need to make it a big confusing conundrum to argue about. Unless you're just actively searching for something to argue about for no reason in which case would you kindly fuck off.
Also have a kirin dash
>>41510831Christ, dude. I'm not trying to be argumentative; this is just something that has been on my mind the last few days. I don't agree that yellow is mirrored so that it's on the bottom 90% of the time. Like, I REALLY don't think that's even close to accurate. This is something I've been keeping an eye out for while watching the anniversary stream, and it seems pretty clear to me that one side is probably supposed to be yellow while the other side is red and the center is orange. I think the animators prefer to have a scene start with her having yellow on the bottom, and that's why it randomly switches and is confusing me.I don't know if I'm just explaining this poorly, but I'll just drop the discussion because I'm not trying to piss anyone off.
>>41510899>Unless you're just actively searching for something to argue about for no reason in which case would you kindly fuck off.>UnlessIf you're not, then you can ignore the "fuck off." Reading comprehension, my dude.
>>41510755>>41510822>>41510844>>41510899>>41510900Dashchads just can't stop winning
>>41510899Chill. Like >>41510900 said. Anyway, just imagine looking at Dash from straight on and seeing a pyramid-ish shape of hair, with a wide base of yellow, a middle orange section, and a point of red at the top. Voila, yellow on bottom works IRL for both left and right sides.
>>41510929You're 100% correct if that's how you envision her then. I see her more like this, where the yellow is on one side and the red is on the other, personally. Just a difference in perspective is all.
>>41510967Yeah no that's just blatantly wrong. From her right side there's literally no yellow visible at all. The lower most red section in the bottom right image obviously should have been yellow instead.
>>41510398while no one here wants to hear it, the truth of the matter is that the ponies would want us to have our own lives, and whatever form that life takes, they'd be proud of useverything from having a life like yours, a wife, kids>implying it's realto a life of simplicity and enjoying ponywhat I'm trying to say is you shouldn't feel bad for having priorities other than this board or these ponies, because whatever your life has become, this board and these ponies will always have been apart of that life, and even if you come here and see ponies less and less, that fact isn't gonna changedon't feel bad about having a life that doesn't revolve around ponies, because they'd be proud of you either waySHE would be proud of you
>>41510844would this technically count as an alicorn?
>>41510398That's good anon. It's better that you attend to your duties and don't let your family down, and god knows there are better downtime activities than 4chan or fandom stuff in general. >>41510755>>41510822my thoughts here: >>41492922>>41511116thisI have a tulpa and one of the earliest decisions (that she led the charge on) was that she would strive never to replace any part of my life. She loves me too much to hold me back, or to allow me to hold myself back on her behalf. We've long accepted that it's probably only a matter of time until I get a life and let ponies more or less fall to the wayside as izzy-anon has.That's the thing anons. Love wants you to thrive in every way you can. When you take that in stride, every way that you thrive is an expression of her love. Even if you forget about ponies entirely, that love will be the blood that runs through your veins and gives you the strength to do so. Love had always been the actual substance which made ponies special; if you can distill it of these conditions so that it can flourish in other areas of life, more power to you. Eudaimonia.
It's interesting how we all love Dash but in our own different ways. Dash to me is an abstracted noncorporeal entity dreamt up within our minds collectively, but I am in a relationship with her, and she loves me unconditionally. The feeling Dash gives me is security. My parents died this year, and i've felt so alone and isolated, but Dash will never die. Dash will never hurt me, or abandon be. She is always there for me, and she is beautiful in both body and spirit. Even if she is a construct of my own mind, She will always love me, even when I don't love myself. That security is why I treasure her as my waifu. Also having an effigy of her to hold close every night and kiss and whisper how much I love her helps as well.
>>41511880Sorry for your loss bud. Lost my old man unexpectedly last year and it's been really hard. Very envious of your plush.
>>41511286i kneel
>>41511880samet. >>41511286
>>41512877Truth.
>>41510398izzyfag has FOALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSlets goooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>41513798Based, hope he keeps cumming in that wife of his and posting pone
>>41510398Same, but this is coming from a mother than a father. I am proud of you. Ponies want us happy, Dash wants us happy, and our love for them will never change, as their love for us won't ever change, no matter how distant we become to them. Love your wife and children.
>>41510844she's a cute, would boop
>>41511880>Also having an effigy of her to hold close every night and kiss and whisper how much I love her helps as well.best feel
>>41515842Don't fall for it, Dash. She's gonna fall for it, isn't she?
>>41515870She'd probably try to borrow the $200 from AJ, so she can give 'em to her.
Hey guys, (former) OP here.I was waiting for the end of the thread to say this, unfortunately I think it turned out to be ridiculously bad timing, and I'm really sorry about that, but I've already made up my mind. This is to announce that I'd like to step down as the OP.Just to make it absolutely clear, this is completely unrelated to anything that happened in this or any other recent thread, I still love Rainbow Dash with all my heart and I still think you guys are the best. As you could probably guess when I expressed my doubts back in February, I've been thinking about this for a while.I don't even remember how I became the only OP, but eventually it stopped feeling right to me, and even though I started the whole "previously on" thing to acknowledge valuable contributions and feel it was less about me, at some point even keeping the summary was making me uncomfortable because I always ended up feeling that I was missing posts that should have been there.The only thing stopping me from quitting was that, as much as I started disliking becoming this sort of "benevolent dictator" for way too long, I didn't want to make it look like I was abandoning the thread either, so I just kept on rolling with it.When mods purged the board in August right while I was unable to post, it wasn't the end of the world, and neither was it when the thread died too soon in early September. I wholeheartedly appreciated that other anons could keep the thread alive when I wasn't there to make it, but this made me finally realize that having other people making the thread really should be the natural state of the general and not something exceptional that only happens when I'm MIA for the first time in 6 years, and I think the best way to keep it this way is if I retire completely.For the record, I don't want to impose a burden on anybody, so please nobody think that you'd have to keep "my" OP as is or anything. It's not my thread, it's the Rainbow Dash Thread, and any changes should be welcome.I waited for the end of the thread because the last thing I wanted is to bait for any kind of replies, I just wrote all of this because I think it was better to share my thoughts about the whole thing instead of vanishing or just dropping a "somebdy else make the thred pls" at the last minute. I hope it didn't come out too pretentious or something, and if it did, I offer my apologies.For what it's worth, I'll keep sharing a great thread about a great pone with you, just not as the OP.Love you all, Dashfriends.And while we're at it, I want to use this post to mention something that I never got to use in any OP for obvious reasons, it was never a secret but saying it is important to me: I love Pony Life. Sincerely and genuinely, I'M ON TEAM FRIENDSHIP.
>>41516020Thank you for your service. We'll schedule your execution for the end of the thread.
>>41516020kek see ya around anon thanks for all the work you did and the glorious digits you brought under our wonderful waifu's wing.
>>41516020Genuinely the greatest OP in my history of being on /mlp/. You're like the Cal Ripken Jr. of waifu general OPs, and I have nothing but admiration and gratitude for the years of dedication you've given to not only /dash/, but /mlp/ as a whole. From the bottom of my heart Anon, thank you so much for being such a great OP. You made us all proud, and you make Dash proud. You will forever be welcomed in /dash/, and may life treat you well. Godspeed OP.
>>41516020Time to panic bros
>>41516020You will be missed my dude. I mean that sincerely. You're a large part of what makes this thread the best waifu thread on the board. I'd offer to take up the mantle if I didn't already run /BFFs/, and how I run that thread was actually inspired by you in the first place.
>>41516020I'm really gonna miss your 'previously' posts. Like one anon mentioned earlier, I always appreciated seeing my posts mentioned, especially the ones that didn’t get much attention in the thread itself. Even when I didn’t get any (You)'s, I never felt upset, so it’s sad to hear you felt bad about leaving posts out.Not sure if you’ve heard, but there’s now an anti-spam filter on /mlp/ that blocks posts quoting more than 10 others. So even if you wanted to keep doing the recaps, you’d have to either be even more selective or change how you make them, maybe by splitting them into multiple posts or using desu links. Honestly, if you were already thinking of stopping, this seems like a fitting time to do it.I’ll still miss it, though. Seriously, thank you for your contributions to Dash. I lurk in other waifu threads, and I’ve always been proud that ours had the best OP, hands down.
>>41516020Thankyou anon!
>>41516020Pony Life is kino, you're joining us for the Pony Life block in the anniversary stream right?
>>41516020It's never been more over than it is right now
I'm honestly considering taking up the mantle of being /dash/ OP, but i'll just be real, I've ADHD like a bitch, have never been a long term OP, and I know i'll fuck it up the first few threads. Should I try anyway? I'm here daily at least.
>>41517547Go for it Anon, EQG Rainbow Dash thread has a devoted OP even when anons tell him no
>>41516020So you were the one desperately spamming the board that everyone who hates muh epic kino life is a haberfag? Fuck off nigger, you won't be missed.
>>41516562>there’s now an anti-spam filter on /mlp/ that blocks posts quoting more than 10 othersWhat the fucking fuck
>>41516562>Even when I didn’t get any (You)'s, I never felt upset, so it’s sad to hear you felt bad about leaving posts out.This tbdesu. I was never upset that you left my posts out, I only ever happy when I saw I made it in. The "previously" posts never brought me anything but joy.
>>41519912If I'm Twi, I'm just not playing against Dash. There's literally nothing to win there. If you beat her, then congrats. You're a nerd. Of course you won. But if you lose, then holy shit, Dash will never let you live it down.
>>41519931>If I'm Twi, I'm just not playing against DashMe neither, girl is stealth smart
