Which way is it /mlp/?
>>41419442The first one is the only correct choice and if you disagree you are mentally deranged
>>41419442facts
>>41419442Ponies only. Humans should be eradicated from space and time. There should be no trace of humans in the universe. Total Pony domination.
>>41419442depends on the artist
>>41419442a man cock belongs to a mare pussy
>>41419451Found the race mixer
>>41419442Either way is fine as long as I'm the one fucking the ponies. I would prefer human x pony though.
>>41419468>muh humans are bad and evil wahhhh>that's why I want to go to Equestria with a human mind, human emotional framework, human memories, human cultural identity, human morality, and human history>but not a human body, because that's icky and I definitely don't have any self-image issues nor any warped sense of self, no sirree
>>41419442Human x Filly
>>41419468Sounds like you have low self esteem or just are a terrible person
>>41419491Kill yourself
>>41419491Love yourself
>>41419491fuck a filly yourself
>>414194421000+ yr old Alicorn mare x 8yr old Human boy
>>41419528Why is her ass so huge?
All peds need the rope
>>41419442Filly x human boy
>>41419489I don't think he said most of that. I think you made it up.
>>41419489Most of that is just a compromise to help my fantasies feel grounded, and because I am cursed by my filthy need for continuity even in this fallen form.If I could have been born instead as a pony I would have. I don't care how different, in fact the difference is the point.
>>41419529To fit the numbers of course
>>41419534Well what are you waiting for, coward?
>>41419541Age is stored in the rump
>>41419528This is my fantasy where im the 8yr old boy and Celestia is my dommy mommy
>>41419542I mean what am I supposed to do. I'm trapped here behind a screen like the rest of you. At least I can take solace in the fact most of the peds will continue to type with their sausage fingers on here until their heart gives out early, but that's about it
>>41419536Dangerously based but there's literally nothing with this pairing.
>>41419528best one of those ive ever seen, cheers
>>41419442Being art of the early fandom has made me dig my heels in for human presence. Back in the day hatred for HiE fics was the status quo. You couldn’t draw a human next to a pony without drawing out commenters telling you they don’t like it. Even if the content was good they would compulsively have to throw in the “i don’t normally like humans in Ponyville but” qualifiers.TLDR, left.
>>41419491I agree but enough already.
>>41419442Mare x Human > Mare on Mare > power gap > everything else
>>41419512>>41419528Surely my girthy 3-4” will please her.
>>41419551Knowing I’m likely in better shape and better looking than you is making me smile. Thanks nonny. You’re so nice.
>>41419616HiE outside of nsfw is still ultra rare. if its a crossover story they will most likely ponify the characters unless they are not human (it depends on how far from a normal human they are) and i blame EqG for that. i don't mind that most fan content don't have humans since said fan content. but i still find it a bit iffy that pepole don't use HiE propely, maybe i will finish a project i have in my head for a story that uses the Human in Equestria as part of the plot without any "Aw man sure is cool living in equestria but i miss earth!" or "i am a turbo neet and i live in horse world now."i was thinking of something like homestuck but i still gotta think this trough i don't consider myself a good writer
>>41419641This is the type of stuff you see screenshotted and posted elsewhere with fatass reddit mod edits.Anytime you say over the internet "Knowing Im better looking" etc etc you out yourself as a fat swarth. So good job. Also, you get the rope too
>>41419528kek/10
>>41419442Don't care as long as I'm the mare
>>41419489>>muh humans are bad and evil wahhhh>>that's why I want to go to Equestria with a human mind, human emotional framework, human memories, human cultural identity, human morality, and human history>>but not a human body, because that's icky and I definitely don't have any self-image issues nor any warped sense of self, no sirree
>>41419442Neither. Me (as human) x all the ponies.
>>41419619Above it all at the peak of the highest aryan mountainrange of Hyperborea overlooking the kingdom of Valhalla is where Woman x Stallion goes.
>>41419468True. My Equestria has me as a human but no others.
>>41419479Each second a human cock spends outside of a mare vagina is an affront to Celestia.
>>41419468>misanthrope in the threadYou hate to see it.
>>41419468As usual the based pony supremacist is being attacked by creatures
>>41419759>hating yourself and your own body>basedDelusion
>>41419766r/hfy is not here bro
>>41419528>not age>that mare is just seven years old, you sick fuck!
>>41419799>outing yourself as a redditorwhat's the next step in your master plan?
>>41419632>PenisBitch wants your whole arm up her pussy and ponut.
>>41419860Shit, I forgot that what the boyslave wants is irrelevant.
>>41419463spbp
>>41419442Both are fun.
>>41419750And he's not the only one. Ultron was right
>>41419853Reminding you where you belong, retard
>>41419442Mare x Human x MareA man needs more.
>>41420034seeing as I had no idea what that subreddit was, you must belong there more than me
>>41419442This way.
>>41420102herd waiting for a stallion
>>41420100Why are you so angry about being directed back to your home?
>>41420141I'm not the one who knows the name of obscure subreddits
>>41419442Human if clopStallion if non-clop
>>41419442Human x mare and stallion
>>41419442>Mare body with male signSus.>>41419799Uhh, Anon, what's that?Horses Fuck You?Hohols Flee Ykraine?Humans Fall Yeet?
>>41420197I made a wild guess, but it looks like you know all about the place already.
>>41419728>Woman x Stallionyou spelled colt wrong bro
pleas stop derail thread with schleddit discussionthank you
>>41420102>no cock
>>41420287>pleas stop derail threadIt's a slide thread anyway.
>>41419442Humans can't impregnate ponies. I won't allow myself to suspend belief, it just isn't interesting to bullshit it with magic. So I would say it depends on the stories.
Stallions can't compete
>>41419442Mare and human where we are reproductively compatible with each other so that I can start a family with my wife. No satyrs. Just normal, healthy fillies and colts. You literally can't beat this.
>>41420276Based
>>41419468UB (Ungraspable based)
>>41419491Could you plese post your home adress?I need it to fill out the report.
>>41420405Gae>>41420423>Mare and human >reproductively compatibleNow this is the definition of delusion
>Go to Equestria>Become a ponyNow this is the definition of delusion
>>41419442>Mare x HumanIs bestiality\xenophilia, very haram>Mare x StallionAs God intended
>Go to EquestriaNow this is the definition of delusion
>>41419442I choose option c
>>41419442Human x pony seems weird and awkward. So, pony x pony.
>>41419463>>41419479>>41419491>>41419512>>41419528>>41419728>>41420276All of these.
hump
>>41419731this, in a perfect world, we all get to go to our own individual Equestrias
>>41419463Bad idea. Ask Mr Hands. You can't, he died from Horse Sex.
>>41421279Thats cause he was the one taking instead of the one giving
>>41419442Both. Humans automatically get turned into a pony in Equestria, just like how Twilight got turned into a human in EQG
>>41419451this. absolute trvth nvke.
>>41419728>>41420276>>41420448the other anons are too disgusted to response so I'll go ahead and let you know this is unironically worse than mare x stallion.
>>41419489its ironic too because most people that writte ponies as assholes or capable of doing crimes like rape, etc. are ptfgfags
>>41419655>HiE outside of nsfw is still ultra rare.No it's not, what are you talking about? it's literally one of the most popular genres "#human -#equestria-girls" with mature filter on (so no porn) on fimfic gives 20,355 results. That is almost as many as the amount of non-porn non-human stories with Twilight, the main character of the show ( 22,622 stories). Perhaps you meant something different but even non-explicit HiE is as far from "rare" as you can get.
>>41419728>women>no maresLiterally the absolute worst of both worlds, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>41420423Now that is Based
>>41421491But those are the most based posts in the thread though?
>>41419489and are also the producers of the most degenerate shit
>>41419489I wouldn't mind being a colt either. Or a stallion, well mounted, but already as a colt would mean I have extra years. More time to explore and less duties.
>>41419728Weaver! I forgot about him
>>41420531Clean it up Scruffy
>>41419442Human men are made to be mares' husbands so the former.>>41420531K, b, c.
what about ghost and horse?