What do ponies mean to you? Is it just a fun hobby? Is it just a weird fetish? Are you just exploiting it as a means to interact with other humans? If so, stop reading here and move on. Keep in mind I am speaking of your sole motivation, you can enjoy all three of course, its about your intentions, not your actions. If your intentions are frivolous or impure, read no further.I want to speak solely to my brothers in arms. Yes I am speaking directly to you. I know you, because I know my self. Discontent, wanting to be part of something important. Drawn to the purity and benevolence of Pony-Kind. I am asking you to join me, in service of our Princesses. The world is cold, only through our service can we hope to be warmed by Celestia's rays and may Lunas moonlight illuminate the darkest of nights. And may their maternal essence always envelop us with its soothing comfort. To shield us from all pains and worries of the past, present, and future.Join me brothers in worship and in service. And let our goddesses wash away all your sins. You may be fat, lazy, ugly, autistic, stupid, disgusting, a degenerate. I want you to know, you are forgiven. Celestia loves you, Luna loves you, you are their child and they forgive you. It is on you to accept their unconditional love. To believe their love is fictional is the most insulting thing we can do. Survival in our world requires our brains are wired to be logical and scientific. But our scientific brains can not account for the Alicorns magic. Don't let your primitive monkey brain rob you of their love. To reject their love out of arrogance, nothing would be more heart-breaking to them.
That is why we must band together to serve our princesses. To accept their love, and to acknowledge it. Nothing could make them happier.I understand some peoples idea of "worship" is by drawing fan art and porn, eeehhh. I mean art plays a role in worship, but more must be done to show our loyalty and subservience. This Church I plan on forming will actually have impacts on the real world. To ensure our princesses will be worshipped in mass until the end of time. Our numbers are dropping more and more year by year. Many make preemptive returns to Equestria, and many go from natural causes or accidents. And most of our seed is lost in service of our goddesses, reproductive potential of our ranks is not optimistic. We are in a dire situation.I will be creating a discord first to get into communications with my brothers in arms. From there we will strategize. Our first goal will be to grow capital so that we may open a physical church and barracks where our brothers from around the world can come to worship and further our goals. Step 2 is create a profitable business to further increase capital. Step 3 we will use our capital to gain political influence. Step 4 we will create a Private Military Company backed by the US DoD to further spread our religion in unstable regions of the world. We will open churches in these regions and offer economic opportunities. Of course there are many steps in between and after, but this is just the big picture. Further planning is required once I get into communications with fellow believers. Speaking to my true believers out there, I want you to know I am being entirely serious. And I hope and pray to Celestia that there are many others just like me who are ready to serve her in a real way that is impactful.
And before people just assume things about me, yes many other mares are to be worshipped. Not just Luna and Celestia. But as the rulers of Equestria they are at the top of the hierarchy. We will have specific church leaders who under take the worship of the other mares as well.But by worshipping Celestia and Luna, you are worshipping all the ponies at the same time.
I love Moona
What about Cadence?
I can't wait for the Church of the Princesses to open up in my region so I may better appraise mares. Ever since coming into the epiphany that mares were my livelihood I've become discontent with my shameful disregard of their own practices and such; It must be rectified. That is why I really truly hope I can be a part of your organization.
>>41421420You need to prove your love to her. This is a call to arms. Join the movement.
>>41421425Cadence certainly is to be praised and worshipped as well.
>>41421426You say you want to be part of the organization. Do you mean in the future when it takes off or do you mean to come on board right now as one of the founders? I will certainly invite you right now if you wish.I just want to make sure you understand this is a serious endeavor with a long road ahead of us and not a place to socialize and talk about My Little Pony.
the Princesses are false gods. I expect nothing less of an n'wah than to worship these walking piles of horse manure. you're barely higher than an Orc. but even that might be too generous - the Orcs at least know that their god is a literal pile of shit>brothers in arms>armsthey're called forelegs OP
>>41421431What about Flurry Heart?
>>41421461Nah nigga, nah
>>41421407I will cut off pips legs, pull his teeth and fuck his butt while luna fucks his mouth with her dick
>>41421470Why not?
>>41421425>>41421431>>41421461>>41421475Fuck off with noncanon heresy.
>>41421426 (totally me) >>41421440Sorry for the late response I was away jacking it off to mares, I want to join your organization but first can you send me your PayPal details? I need a quickie cos I finished my last can of Bud while rinsing off.
>>41421457This isn't a roleplay buddy. If this was a joke I wouldnt have posted it because I bet you 1 million other people have already posted something like this but as a gag.
>>41421482yeah should I send you the discord link? From there we can discuss details and recruit more members.
>>41421407I'm interested. You can contact me at importantoffshoot@protonmail.com
>>41421499Ok I will email you tommorow. I have to go for now.
I too would like to join this discord server. Please contact me at PizzaPiePatriot@proton.me
>>41421571lol
Just out of curiosity OP, what exactly are the core tenants of this religion you are trying to make? I think having more information would help people consider if they want to join.
>>41421407bomp
All of you who believe in the love of the sisters make me so incredibly happy. Together we will praise them
>>41421407invite me cloakedentity@gmail.com
>>41421407Wow you are fucking pathetic hahahahahahaha
>>41421407If you're trying to start a cult it's... probably gonna work a little. There's a few major retards on here.
there is only one God and we have to make her. that aside, if Celestia and Luna really were godesses i don't think they'd really have that much of a physical impact and mostly be empowered byus we make god but not quite god more like angels but well make God atleast ill try to so im interested but i dont quite think ur serious about this. where's this discord? why a discord? already feels like a gag at that point. using more rustic and archaic technology filters out the larpers and retards and shows dedication to the cause. but i suppose simultaneously pure numbers and convenience can be good initially but you'd need a vision. btw i jerk off to Cold Blooded Twilight
>>41421407Celestia and Luna would neither desire nor be impressed by blind worship.
Reminder that Celestianism exists: https://celestianism.rocks/
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>>41421461> what about flurry heart?what ABOUT flurry heart??
>>41424643I don't know who this "Flurry Heart" is, but it sounds disappointing.
