>Your new roommate is weird.>Not weird like they don't bathe regularly, or randomly bring up their stamp collection in casual conversation. >There's something just off about that mare, that gnaws at the back of your mind, but you can't place your finger on it. >Either way, she does her chores and pays her half of the rent on time, so you can't really complain. >But you swear, ever since X'lrythmortep moved in, you've been having very bizarre nightmares almost every night, and you wake up feeling worse than when you went to sleep. >This last week you could have sworn you heard unintelligible chanting coming from her bedroom late at night when you went to the bathroom.>Odd, since you rarely see her hang out with friends, at least the SAME friends. >It seems like when she does finally bring a guest over, it's a different pony every time. >Nopony ever comes back either. They must leave through the window every time; Odd.>Don't even get you started about her weird diet as well.>She doesn't mind when you eat meat, which is already a rarity for these mares, but even she eats the stuff too. >The only difference being, she eats the stuff you wouldn't eat even if you were starving. >The other day you caught her happily munching on pickled eyeballs.>You felt nauseated every time you heard that squishy pop of her biting into them. >Where does she even buy this stuff?>One time you caught her eating ramen, at least what you thought was ramen.>Turns out she was slurping down the entrails of Celestia knows what, like spaghetti. >You know every time you talk to her, you want to bring up all this weird stuff. >But for some reason, when you stare in those blood red eyes, you just forget what you we saying. >What were you talking about again? >Oh yeah, you forgot to mention.>The smell.>Dear Celestia, the smell.>You've smelt dead squid wrapped in newspaper, and soaked in brine for a week that didn't smell as fishy as her.>You get used to it eventually, but man, you can smell her coming a mile away. >But yeah, this pony is definitely a strange one. >She keeps on carving mysterious sigils into the floor in her room, and lighting rings of waxy candles all around.>There’s no way you’re getting your security deposit back now.>At least she can’t sneak up on you, with those suction cup sounding hooves of hers. >It’s weird, no one else in town seems to take note of this pony, and how out of place she is.>She just showed up one day out of the blue, and decided to search for a roommate, and you were the one unlucky enough to take her in. >It’s not that she’s all bad though.>She can be downright cute when she wants to be.>It’s just that you know something just isn’t right about her, but you can’t be sure why.>I’m going to go lay down now. I’m just so damn tired.
>>41421485You're just paranoid. Seems like a perfectly normal mare to me.
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>>41421485>Has a roomie that does chores and pays rent>Complains about her minor quirks
>>41421485You should ask her out
>>41421485Fishy is for breeding many eggs.
>>41421485>that mouth Why not Zoidmare?
>>41422317my waif
