Guys help! The mares are inside me!
>>41422017Hope she doesn't drop any of those bubbles.
cum mare where
>>41422017We need some white blood cell mares to fight off the cancer
Mares at work
>>41422017>body contains millions of maresPlease someone shrink me
>>41422017Better than the sickle cell mares who get stuck in your blood vessels.
>>41422035let the cancer be zebras
>>41422062Nah, ziggers are just a minor inconvenience. The real cancer are barbies.
>>41422028Soon
>>41422017What if tapemare block her way?
>>41422035Stay healthy and keep the mares happy
>>41422258I will make sure to eat my veggies today for bloodmares.
>>41422258Leuko Cytewalker. I'll see myself out.
>>41422269And see that it doesn’t happen again!
>>41422123It looks like a horsecock.
>>41422289Everything looks like a horsecock to you, Anon.
>>41422017>>41422258Reminds me of that 80s French cartoon.
>>41422312When all you have is a hammer…
>>41422320Exactly where I got the inspiration
are there mares inside of your muscles?what happens to the mares when you exercise?
>>41422258Do the gangsta germ cells next!
>>41422258/r/ anon gets a blood transfusion and Guardmare can’t decide whether or not to trust the new RBCmares (she can, they’re O negative and very nice)
i need a mare transplant
>>41422320Yea Once Upon a Time series was kino
>>41422017So what do you need help with?
>>41422035>white blood cell Why white, anon? Are you racist? We need more representation, inclusivity. Where are the black cells, brown cells, chink cells (these look no so different from white ones tho), vitiligo cells?You know what? Enough of white privilege. Bacterias were oppressed for too long time. You need to learn how to tolerate. Free biofilm!
>>41422258Very cute! Though should red blood cells be smaller than white blood cells?
>>41422375Maybe she’s a platelet with big aspirations! Gosh I hope she makes it into the guard one day.
>>41422331>what happens to the mares when you exercise?Lactic mares arrive to bring refreshments to the marescles.
>>41422017There's not enough fat in those veins to be anon.
>>41422375Whoops, that's how much I paid attention in school. Well she's a young one who hasn't grown yet
>>41422389isn't lactic acid buildup bad anon?
Actually, how does ATP get to the muscles? Do red blood cells carry it like oxygen?
benign tumor pony...
Now draw leukemia mutant cells
It would be cool if somebody drew a cancer mare
>>41422438
>>41422447new waifu
>>41422445
Will draw more tomorrow if the thread is still alive
So you see, the sperm mare mpregs the stallion egg with her futa cock like Celestia intended.
Requesting a macrophage pone voreing evil virus ponies. ^_^
>>41422017https://youtu.be/-D-uar-qkT0?si=CnY5m4kLDfjzZxPP
>>41422464How about caffeine mares plugging up all the adenosine receptors? NOT MY PROBLEM, ADENOSINE MARE.
>>41422258These are cute interpretations of cells.
>>41422340Now in appropriate size>>41422741Will add to the list
Do brain matter mares interfacing with Anons soulmares, and Anons conscious and subconscious mares on how to proceed with this important task ahead of them (Anon can't decide between sourdough or potato bread for his sandwich.)
>>41422849Ahhh, I love it so much, thank you, kind drawfriend, this made my day!
>>41422849Would fats/fatty acids be horses?
>>41422849What do we call your red blood cell mares?
>>41422887Everything is
>>41422895They're fat yellow ponies in the original already.
>>41422849based white blood cell guardsmare protecting the motherland
>>41422430Most of it is manufactured by the mitochondria in the muscle cells.
>>41422849that's pretty clever actually
>>41423376No shit? Homegrown power juice, made right here in the muscles, huh? Well, you learn something new every day.Thanks anon!
>>41423394https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citric_acid_cycleIt's where all the oxygen goes.
Remember to keep them away from alcohol
>>41422849CUTE CUTE CUTEI don’t care if they’re the wrong blood type I still can’t say no to their cute little faces. I love them! Come on in!
The snowpity is the powerhorse of the mare
>>41422400Wait, what the hell? I distinctly remember making this shitty animation for grade 12 bio where I depicted T cells as smaller than your average red blood cell. I feel like i jumped timelines or something. White blood cells have always been way smaller than red blood cells, right? That way then can more effectively deal with attacking bacteria or whatever by clumping around them. It wouldn’t make sense for them to be bigger than red blood cells but that’s what Google says. I need a drink.CAPTCHA: DNA8SW
>>41423414Thrax had one of the best villain voices and screen presence.
>>41422589What the hell anon, this is a blue board
Osmosis Pones
>>41422849Bro this is so creative!Well done.
>>41423669Funny
this reminds me of that green where anon is twi's blood.
>>41422017>>41422258>>41422849These are amazing and cute! Please, for the love of all that is pony, MOAR!
>>41423669I see what you did there anon.
>>41422849When I’m feeling blue I will look at this sweet mare and remember to B positive
>>41424172
Showed this thread to a doctor. He said it was “clever” and also “silly” now to harass my phlebotomist friend.
>>41422017People with sickle cell anemia have disabled mares that clog the blood vessels with their wheel chairs.
>>41422017>>41422258>>41422849I’d hemo her globin
>>41422017>>41422258>>41422849I'd homo her goblin.
>>41422386Antibody?
>>41422017Now turn THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL into a mare
>>41424214lol>>41422017good thread, good art
>>41424214They die off sooner too.
>>41422017Neuromare extending her giant tail to tickle a lanky buff musclemare
>>41422849cute
Fantastic art Anon, I love them!
Lewds of them when? They deserve plenty of love too! Especially because these mares are why you are alive to begin with.
>>41422017>>41422258>>41422849So hecking cute!Thanks Anon, it put a smile on my face!
>>41424667>blood mares rushing to anons boner>getting all squished and lewd with eachother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZX6oLEK5KQ>Half-Life's Combine Overwatch utilizes a lot of jargon which makes reference to the city being a body>Cauterize, Stabilize, Assemble, Plant, Contain, Isolate, Administer, Inoculate >Status: Malignant>Overwatch acknowledges critical exogen breach>Possible anticitizen one reinfection>Warning sterilizers and containment fields may be compromised>Deploy sterilizers in suspected infection blocksI believe in the world of micromares, the immune system is governed by an overwatch-esk voice telling the killer-t mares and white mare cells where to go and what to do
>>41424741kek and also unf
>>41424741>Bloodmares in men are all lesbianHuh
>>41424777This
>>41424968
okay, gonna draw some more now.
>>41424667>2 blood mares get busy>more join them, soon its a full blown orgy>they form a big clot of lewdness>anon dies of heart attack
>>41425220Hot
>>41425220Awww, cute!
>>41425221Or for a more positive spin on clotting, any time anon gets a cut in his skin all the bloodmares need to join in a big group hug to help make it better.
>>41425221>Roll badly in life>Pulmonary embolism and instadeathWOW
>>41425220WeWTo think that will grow into a beaultiful mare laterI love them
>>41425220How would maregg react to being fertilized by human sperm?
>>41425220Canon.
>>41425220This is followed by cellular m(ar)eiosis
>mare cells rushing to a brain to activate the dopamine receptors >mare white blood cells preparing to fight a foreign invader when its just harmless pollen The possibilities are endless.
>>41422320HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I thought I wasn't the only one who watched it although in my case I knew it from an encyclopedia sold in newspaper kiosks named Conheça o Corpo Humano from Editora Planeta Agostini
>>41425286
>>41425359hmhmheheh this is coolboioioioioioioioioing hheheh
>>41422320For me it was Näpfli>>41424214They're really thin so if you have sickle cell trait the plasmodium breezies can sting them less well
I need to go add some amres to my blood
>>41425475fat could be more smoozy
>>41425475Looks like you got hypermareemia, friend.
>>41425475where's the fuckin' carbs? you need to get to sugar cube corner asap
>>41425519this Anon is on a no-carb diet
>>41425475I LOVE THEM’nnnnn
>>41423553>be American>get trivial fact wrong>blame the universe for changing>never admit you made a mistake>repeatmany such cases
>>41425539I'm not even murican myself but holy shit this has to be the worst case of mutt obsession I've ever seen. Completely out of nowhere.
>>41425475I love it! The angry look from protein on fat lol
>>41425475Where carbomare tho?
>>41425475Awww yeah, gonna feel extra good about getting in those macros today!Protein mare is an inspiration.I really like Fiber’s design. Vitamin C too.
>>41425475IWTCIVC
>>41425475>Vitamin C>implying an octet of B Vitamin sisters
>>41425475I love it
/r/Blood mare picking oxygen at the lungs.
>>41424741Draw blood mares saying Hurry up, he saw a cute mare! and running past a sign that points to the benis.
>>41425475Fiber? In blood?
>>41422849Where are these blood mares?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood%E2%80%93brain_barrier ?
The drawings are so good Anon! Could you draw a very tired melatonin pony (marelatonin) telling Anon to go to sleep?
>>41425728Marelatonin a goodn
>>41425220>>41422849No way this is amazing.
>>41425590>carbomares turns into glucosemares>op has type 2 diabeetus and insulin resistance>glucosemares just float around and build up in his blood
>>41425359Built to have its DNA rewritten to be pony so Anon sires a foal.
Where's the plasma mares
>>41425775kys, nigger
>>41425783No you.That said, this nigga sending "letters" (signals) to the Gandalf-looking man in OUATL is pretty much Spike sending letters to Celestia but instead of burning them he goes fast like Sanic.
>>41425728>brain chemical mares/r/equesting dopamine mare (dopamarein) patting Anon's brain
>>41425814Go for a run to increase your levels of mareatonin and endorphillies
>>41425821I'll just take mareamphetamine instead
>>41425775When I get to Equestria, the first thing I’m gonna do is jack off a stallion and catch his nut in a cup. I’ll take the cup of nut and put that into a needle, and then I’ll take that needle and stick it into each of my testicles so all of my sperms will be horse sperms>>41425783Satyrfags get the rope
>>41422338Congrats, you caught the cold
Someone explain to me what is it with this fandom and ponifying... literally fucking everything.Seriously, you name it, someone drew a pony of it. Red blood cells, toilets, bath bubbles, towels, the entirety of badumsquish's gallery, what the fuck is going on here? No other fandom experiences this phenomenon.
>>41425875Cute mares
>>41425885I refuse to believe someone would draw a toilet as a pony because they think it's cute.What, are you gonna draw a turd pony next?
>>41425875Sure, if you deliberately ignore the anime fandom creating an anime idol version of everything.
>>41425875
>>41425633They would be extra energetic too, really enthusiastic (especially niacin) about giving you energy, laughing cutely because she can literally make you blush
>>41425851COOF COOF COOF
>>41425838>the first thing I’m gonna do is jack off a stallionThat's ghei. You're a faggot. Can't even plap a mare for science to see what will happen.
>>41425875>molecular biologymeh. BORIN->with mares!!!!HELL YEAH!!!!! Simple as.
>>41425804>Dear Princess Celebria>Anon is watching cute mares again
>>41425728Don't make the mare sad, get some good sleep tonight.
>>41425937>Dear Princess Celestia>Anon is busting a nut to cute mares again
>>41426052>a nut>not multiple nutslow T faggot
>>41425991Best I can do is 3 hours of low quality sleep, take it or leave it.
>>41425851Would happily catch these cute viruses! Really enjoying this thread, OP, thanks for the really lovely art and good vibes. Hope you’re having a lovely day.
>>41425690The OC is owned by a shit, so it's fitting that he'd assist shitting AND get in blood and kill you.
>>41425851Wait shouldn't viruses be changelings?
>>41426167>rhinovirusit's a pun
What about a phalanx of skin cell guardmares?
>>41425851Man, I really gotta stop licking gym equipment.
>>41422017Slop thread
>>41426175Oh lmao
>>41422028
>>41426415KEK
>>41426415That's a fate worse than drying up in a wadded up kleenex in the trash.
>>41425875>bath bubblesMay we see it?
>>41426415
>>41425475fats aren't free in blood, they are encased in lipoprotein shells that interact with other cells and release fats into them or receive fats from them. having free floating fats in blood is old misconception.
>>41425232More like all the platelet mares join in a hug while the white/red blood cells desperately hold on to the vein walls trying not to get thrown out of the body. Unless it's a blood donation, in which case they're all probably happily jumping into the needle to go visit long lost cousins.
>>41426636Imagine the utter terror of the blood mares as they flood out of Anon's tiny cut and start to dry out and scab.
>>41426647>Imagine the utter terror of the blood maresNo, that would make me sad :(
>>41422447This but she’s an intestine and I get passed through her daily.
>>41426716They aren’t sad, they’re happy! They were trained for emergencies just like this and they’re doing a good job! >>41426415kek/10
>>41426605They also aren’t horses, for the record. Rookie mistake not catching that, but I’m here to look out for you, Medstudentanon.
>>41425475Fiber helps you poop, is this pony a pervy weirdo? The public has a right to know.
>>41426868>commissioned foalcon of his character>raised a stink when it got posted>deleted the image against the booru ruleshttps://twibooru.org/posts/3027548#comment_8384>dropped janny powers and ran off in a huff instead of assuming responsibilityYeah, pervy weirdo.
>>41426943Ok, admittedly after now having seen this OC, the resemblance is striking, but I think Fiber is just a different OC, y know? It’s kind of the natural choice for the color palette and then everyone is going to associate fiber with your bran cereals and whatever, so he’s got a little farmer hat and grain cutie mark. Seems like a coincidence to me?
>>41426647Blood mares giving it all to protect the homeland. Beats getting kidnapped by a mosquito in the middle of the night and used to make eggs.
>>41427084>Blood mares from Anon meet blood mares from Anon's dog and cat that the mosquito had taken a bite out of earlier while being slowly digested>They end up becoming friends and make the best out of their darkest hours
>>41427101>The blood mares end up going on an adventure to stop the evil heartworm mares from infecting an actual mare the mosquito has his sights on
>>41425783You can't expect most faggots to have good taste unfortunately
>>41427222A mix of human and pony offspring is superiorSatyrs are just ponies but worse
>>41425851>me sitting here with covidI know for some people it does nothing, but this is my second time, and for the second time, it kicks my ass. But thanks for the cute pitchers to help
>>41427598Opinion discarded
Please sir, can I have some more
bump
>>41425475fat pony is best pony
I want enzyme pony to splice, transcribe and translate my DNA and synthesise some proteins.
Requesting some helpful gut bacteria contributing to society.
>>41428561That's the nicest poop transplantation request I've ever seen.
>>41425875People will ponify stuff literally just to spite people who complain about stuff getting ponified. Did you see the fire extinguisher thread years ago?
>>41427598Satyrs are literally human head anthros whith bicolored skintones
>>41428569Maybe anon just really like kombucha?
>>41423553White cells are usually bigger. It's not a problem because they can move around and crawl and squeeze inbetween cells to traverse tissues and get where they are needed.Red cells on the other hand benefit from being small because it gives them a higher surface/volume ratio, which means being able to exchange oxygen faster, which is also the reason why they are disk-shaped rather than round.What you remember being small and T shaped were probably antibodies, not cells. White cells don't clump around stuff, antibodies do, and then some types of white cells come along and eat up all that shit.
>>41424704I love that I can recognize what that last panel is a reference to. Made me smile when I realized
>memory b-cell guardsmare on patrol>recognizes a foreign interloper>"YOU."Time for some violence.
>>41428403they synthesized something, sorry for the lack of color
>>41429003very nice
>>41429003Oh god, even the acids spell out mare
>>41429003
requesting mareteriophage
>>41429003I absolutely adore that the acids are M A R E . This is a wonderful picture. It has brought joy and sparkle to an otherwise dull and dreary work day.
>>41429003biosynthesis of dopaminemares?
What does ponycell mutated by cancer look like?
>>41429096>cancermare decides that she shouldn't kill itself and that she wants to live for herself and not the system
>>41429096>>41429112Benign cancer mare aiding white blood, even though she's stealing from blood mare a cute.Best anti-hero
What about a bunch of cellmares staging a revolt, and want to make their own Anon and start making a teratoma.
>>41425991This is what benadryl is for :)
>>41429003Wow!!! It's MareDNA and MareRNA
>>41429003 (>>41428403)Omg that's wild. Here's one more idea: use pegasi as neurotransmiters, they can all be Derpys.
>>41429178But that would imply that SSRI mares lock the derpys out of their homes and make them float around outside and that would make me sad.
AJ and Big Mac fit so good into those 2 red blood cells, the big guy and little girl.
>>41429020We need more ponified triangle factory
>>41429221I guess we doin stallions now
>>41422017>feel a tingly sensation in the chest>the heart mare went the wrong way>have a heart attack
>>41425353Those cartoons were amazing i have some old cassettes of it! Random portuguese sighting? Pastel de nata e bacalhau?
>anon DNA the amino-acids are A C G T.>in anon RNA the T is replaced with U>anon RNA amino-acids are A C G U>pony DNA amino-acids are M A R E>in pony RNA the M is replaced with U>pony RNA amino-acids are U A R E>that's because there is no U in MARE>U ARE without MARE
>>41429199Eh, I kinda like them being their own horsies instead of a "fit", because the apple siblings carry things too or somethingStill, should one be worried of what the darker one is carrying? Is it infected? Red blood just carries things around without worry so I hope the white guard gets to her..."""safely"""
Marecells are the best thing since snow mares.>>41429380Oxygenated blood appears very red, while deoxygenated blood is quite dark. Darker blood marecell is carrying carbon dioxide to be exhaled, while bright one carries oxygen to be burned with food for energy. In the cartoon one of the blood cells always complains how he hates carbon dioxide because it's much heavier and prefers to carry oxygen.
>some random thing>yeah whatever>turn into mare>HOLY SHIT I LOVE THEMWhy does it work every single time lads
>>41429412Because holy shit I love mares.
Can I see the pneumonia mare
>>41429428That's a disease, not a cell type
>>41429458Let her in, she wants to hang around
>>41429096Cell ponies are already, technically, several forms of cancer. Albeit benevolent and superior to normal cells. Big Pharma would be seething.
>>41429341FUCK. YOU.I love them so much it hurts, man.
Time for my daily dose of vitamin MARE.
>>41429003Oh my god I love them.
>>41429848Big Pharma doesn't want you to know this, but I love mares
We need a ponified Mr. DNA.
>>41429978>ABBOT>AB B O T>AB: Blood type >B: Blood type>O: Blood type>T: ????!The T is for TRUTH. The TRUTH that mares live inside your veins and carry blood, blood types like AB B and O! They KNOW the TRUTH, but they hide the TRUTH to keep you from unlocking your trillion horsepower potential. That’s why they’re called ABBOT instead of ABBOA. Big Pharma is hiding the truth about your cell mares! Think about it: antibiotics? Biotics-Bionicles. Who likes Bonkles? Nor/mlp/eople. They profit from being anti-/mlp/. Rise up!
>>41429848Cancer is specifically a cell that refuses the kill signal and reproduces out of control. Normal cells die when they're told to, what you're referring to is differentiation, not cancer.
>>41422017Berryshine would be a good model for Anon's liver cells, I would think.
>>41430732Huh. I was under the impression that any cell which mutated was cancer.
>>41430760When your cells divide, or come in contact with a mutagenic chemical, they can acquire mutations. Sometimes, those mutations are harmless and the daughter cells continue behaving normally. Sometimes the mutations have a detrimental effect and the daughter behave abnormally, but are not yet dangerous. Sometimes the mutation is lethal and the daughter cells die. Sometimes the mutation causes them to ignore intercellular signaling and multiply/spread out of control (as the other Anon explained). The latter is cancer. So, this can get really complicated.
>>41430732Cancermare rejects her orders in favor of being fruitful
>>41430786This. All cells are strictly speaking immortal from the outset, multicellular organisms evolved the capability to signal cells to die at a certain age or when problems are detected with it, since that behaviour is beneficial for the larger organism. It keeps you running long enough to reproduce, which is the survival strategy most cells go for rather than immortality. Survival through propagation gives rise to adaptation, which cancer cells are incapable of, they don't react to their environment at the macroscopic level.
>>41429341You silly, everyone knows anon DNA is comprised of F A G and T
>>41430786>>41430811Cute little anarchist cancer mares that don't listen to authorities.
>>41430895Cute cancermares that metastasized from your pancreas to your liver :))
>>41429412Snowpity.
>>41430788She just wants to do even more than asked for but ultimately causes more problems by doing that.
>>41430916>>41431188You guys gave me an idea for a meme. Gonna finish it later.
>>41431219Her snowpity shines no matter the medium
>>41431188Cancermare just don't know what wen't wrong(cute)
>>41430895Seconding. Little punk aesthetic mares with “Never Say Die” t shirts and crab tattoos.
>>41422741
>>41431945This is amazing, I love you anon
>>41431945I like the idea of the adenosinemares just milling around for a few hours until the caffeine wears off. Not my mares though; I've developed quite the tolerance to caffeine due to my habitual consumption of boomer juice.
>>41431945I imagine the white pony is caffeine. What's the sad blue mare?
>>41431999AdenosineAnd checking those trips
>>41430895
>>41432093No! How very dare they beat up red platlette mare! She's a wonderful and hardworking mare. Now we need chemo mare and radiotherapy mare to come in and kick the asses of caner mares!
>>41432144>Chemo and radio mare also end up beating up a lot of other innocent cells because they're blind
>>41431945Look at her gooooooooo! Keeping life bearable for one more day!>>41432093Hey! You cut that out! B Positive is a treasure! How dare! >>41431999Checked
>>41432147True, but they've gotten better over the years. If not chemo and radio mares, how else can we save the mare cells from the cancer mares? This is a vital question we must solve because I cannot stand to see any kind of pony suffer.
>>41432093Nooooo don't break her bubbles, she worked so hard to carry those!
>>41432175>anons find way to cure cancer to protect a cute mares smile
>>41429338Yeah, bro!That collection is fucking awesome, just like anything Planeta DeAgostini sells to this day. It even comes with a whole human body miniature for you to assemble. Shit was so cash.Too bad my family was broke af in the 90's so we never managed to buy all the fascicles and finish the collection.t. Manoel Joaquim da Silva
>>41432093What the fuck is cancer's problem? LEAVE THE BLOOD MARE ALONE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>41432212Literally the best reason for committing to any endeavor.
>>41432093>B Positive watching cancer destroy her bubbles
>>41432093AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!Fuck those guys! They made her cry!
>>41431999Sad for now, but watch what happens when the caffeine wears off, and all those pent-up adenosinemares bum-rush all the freed-up adenosine receptors like Black Friday shoppers trying to save 15% at Best Buy on TVs they don't need. Caffeine crash is a GO.
>>41432093TOO FUCKING FAR
>>41432093"Let's see her try to B Positive now!" -Cancer ponies, probably
>>41431219As promised
>>41432992CUTE!!!!
>>41432992very nice
>>41432992I don't get the joke but the mares are cute
>>41432992You metastasized to the brain, but we do not grant you the rank of emotion.
>>41432623Kek
>>41433242Heh. Tumour mare would encroach on the emotions' space.
>>41432093STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! She wasn't hurting anyone!
>>41432093I'm goign to give cancermares rape correction
>>41433189Likewise.>>41432992I reckon I’m missing something but it still made me smile. Good work, g.
>>41433637>chemotheapy takes the form of thousands of anons
>>41433789i mean, it makes sensethis site IS a radioactive cesspool
>>41433799Heh
>>41432992Literally mare brainrot. I love it.
>>41433703>>41433189It's referencing Inside Out and how becoming a mareschizo is crucial for your mental health
>>41432093Now you MUST create bulk white cell mares ehmm eating cancer mares. (I know, vore, but that's what was in the show)
>>41434398Vorefags truly are the cancer of the internet
But what do mare brain cells look like and how do they react to things like watching TV or the internet
Myosin mare carrying a ball shaped endorphin mare.
Can we get some messenger, hormone, and receptor pones?>it's a sad, cloudy day in the greater Corticolimbic metropolitan area>CERT is being a mean horse, snatching up and hording all the serotonin fillies and sending them to 5-HT detention>Equinetalopram (Lexapony) uses the power of friendship and s-enantiomers to convince the CERT headmistress to let the fillies go play and make everypony happy again
>>41429221
>>41432147>"Remember, no biotic."
>>41434398Wasn't that macrophages (robot frogs) eating their remains?
>>41434529It would need to be animated, it wouldn't be the same without that strut.
>>41434484>seething
>>41434718>oh no someone insulted my stupid fetish on the internet>y-you're seething not me!
(You) can find the cure for cancer and save the mares.
>>41434995HELL YEAH. Fuck cancer.
>>41434995HELL YEAH! No one fucks with B+ and gets away with it.
>>41434995HELL YEAH. Now fuck cancer :D
>>41434529https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/what-happiness-looks-like/
>>41434995MarehuggerWait, wouldn't Anon be a form of cancer himself and an outside body?Shit, hide before white mare comes around and finds why the blood mare ended slacking
>>41435045A form of cancer because he's hampering the functions by being a marehugger, to explain
>>41434995
>>41435045>>41435051He's chemotherapy. He's giving a beat-down to the cancer, but also hindering normal marecells. That's how chemotherapy works, it hits the diseased tissues harder, but it is poisoning or in this case, hugging all tissues.
>>41435038Fuck Snopes.That little molecule guy is strutting along holding a giant balloon. That is indeed what happiness looks like.
>>41435045Anon is an engineered anti-cancer giga-lymphocyte.
What about Nanobot Mares?
>>41434995Hell yeah, brother. Let’s go!
>>41435291Imagine little nanomarebots repairing your body on a cellular level.
>>41434995Anon finally took care of his health.
>>41434995This anon is voiced by Chris Rock right.
>>41434995Okay now I want to write a short green about Anon saving RBCmare from cancer but I'm clinically retarded and have no fucking idea how does cancer gets cured. Maybe write him as an antibody? Antibody squad of Anons saving mares from cancer?
>>41434484>>41434680But It was in the show. Macrophages were eating living and dead bacteria.https://youtu.be/sJOy3TUApRU?si=wq9CRjmvoihB3SSb&t=750 Proof
>>41434995Maybe, This is like the book 'Fantastic Voyage'. Anon is miniturized so that he can go into a body and take out the cancer cells.
>>41434995>Be Anon#6095>You're one of the many of your kind that is currently running through a tube into a giant man's arm>After going all the way through the tube, all the way under the giant's epidermis, you dropped into a red tunnel, fully prepared for the beatdowns>You were met by many panicking red mares carrying bubbles of oxygen on their backs throughout the tunnel>You and your squad followed the mares to the diseased areas of the giant's body>After some way throughout the labyrintine tunnels, you faced an another kind of equines, but they were brown with green, punk-styled manes and tails, wearing dark purple outfits and spiky collars on various parts of their bodies>One of them drew various graffiti on the tunnel's walls>Two of them were currently beating up the red mare with "B+" written on her flank, keeping her pinned as the red blood cell mare tried to cover her head up>"N-noooo! My oxygen... p-please stop..." sniffed the red mare as one of the cancerous equines popped an another bubble with their weight>Infuriated by such cruelty to the cute and innocent workhorse, you immediately decide to step into the action>"Uh? Just who the hell are yo-" you kick one cancer equine in its jaw with all of your legs' might>You knock another one down, stepping on its skull, and then deliver a mighty punch to the last of the violent trio, incapacitating it as well>The red mare still laid on the ground, crying and whimpering in pain and fear>You sat against the tunnel wall, trying to console the trembing red pony"Shhh, it's okay. They won't hurt you anymore." you said softly, gently picking her up into your embrace>The mare still failed to contain her tears as she trembled in your arms"It's okay. You are safe now." you reassured her, as you gently pat her massive head and wiped the tears away from her face>"P-promise?" asked the red mare as she snuggled up tighter against you"Absolutely.">She puts her head on your left shoulder, her tears slowly ceasing to run as she calmed down>Eventually she ceased trembling, enjoying your embrace as you caressed her barrel>She left a peck on your cheek, causing you to blush profusedly>"Ahem.">The sudden throat clearing sound have startled you>You see many other ponies, including the many red ones carring bubbles and "components" of the body being queued up in the tunnel>"Clear the path, will you?" asked one of white, blue armoured mares with a protection helmet on her head>There were frog-like robots on three wheels standing alongside with the white mares>They clamped their mouths waiting to absorb the bodies of the cancer equines>You quickly got back up on your legs, helping your damsel in distress pick up the intact oxygen bubbles throughout the placeDid I do it right? Yes or kaywhyes?
>>41435596nice, anon
Anons, we need to understand that not everything must be turned into a pony.
>>41435632
>>41435632Instructions unclearCar is now pone
>>41435632Someone need to turn this reply into a grumpy mare
>>41434995getting some osmosis jones vibes outta this>druganon is just some fucking common cold medicine doing work way above his pay-grade going after cancer cells
>>41435632I’m not clear on what this dude is saying; I can see that the words are English but it sounds like gibberish to me. Can someone please help translate?
>>41435881Osmosis Jones was the fucking shit, way back when... Christ, that's a long time ago.>druganon might be a common cold medicine bitch, but he fucking works, no?
>>41435632blasphemy!
>>41436167All mosquitoes must burn
>>41436650>pinkie is the asshole>Not rarity
>>41435632No. Wrong. Everything is pone. EVERYTHING.
>>41436686Rarity's asshole is your pyloric sphincter :)
>>41435632Well duh, the mares are already mares, but everything else can become mares.
>>41433789makes sense, thousands anon raping everything on their way, just hope that they rape cancer more than regular mares
>>41437317>Anons rape cancermares>Impregnate>Now there's more cancer
>>41437322>Cancermare multiplies by enticing and taking Anons
>>41436650Someone do an edit of this where the CMCs are my balls
>>41437350Anon, humans have two balls, not three...You probably have testicular cancer
>>41437322Ok new strategy. Rape T-lymphomares, B-lymphomares, plasma mares, dendritic mares, neutromares, eosinomares, precursor mares. Rape every good pluripotent mare. IMPREGNATE. THEM. ALL.
>>41437317>>41437322>Anons rape healthy cell mares>raped cell mares have several offspring in a short time>they are now cancerousturns out 4chan really is literal cancer after all
>>41437395oh yeah, and a natural killmares too
Gonna be a little busy today but I’ll return to draw more if the thread stays alive
>>41432992It's fucking garbage
>>41437967you're fucking garbage
>>41437967Explode
>>41437921Thanks.The thread has been fun, and the mares have been cute, even the cancer ones.
>>41437921Gonna keep this bad boy alive.When you get back: do you have a handle of some sort?
Cellmares freaking the fuck out because Anon has spontaneously combusted.
>>41437350Why do you have three balls, anon?
>>41438430I'm pretty sure of who he is, but the images on boorus are under Anon, so
I think we need to see White Blood Cell mares with batons kicking the ass of a bunch viruses
I feel like anon’s body has become too violent.Anon takes a minute to close his eyes and do some breathing exercises. B Positive gets extra big bubbles. Everything is fine for the moment.
>>41438745There's a carbon monoxide leak, and the CO is just latching onto the blood mares. Not good.
>>41438745>do some breathing exercises>B+ in the 'why can't i hold all these lemons?' meme
>>41438745>I feel like anon’s body has become too violent.Nigger what do you think a naturally-evolved organism would be like? Do you think it rolls out the red carpet for the rapefugees?Anon's body is literally Warhammer 40k Imperium-tier, including torching people for even the slightest hint of potential corruption, and being absolutely xenophobic.And, much like Imperium, if it weren't for all those atrocities and the intolerance, it would've died long ago.The mare-cells make sense for the locals though. Harmony, love, friendship, and colonies of cells are quite literally cooperating the best they can so they can all live. It's just that in Anon's case they all want the intruders dead, whereas ponies' cells kindly ask them to leave… which somehow works.
>>41437141He said pony, anon.
>>41438837Yeah, mares.
>>41438752Nooooo, she’ll be so sad! She just wants to help!
>>41432992i feel sorry for all of the people who do not have mares in their life
>>41435881>>41436149Great, now i can't stop imagining Druganon as a giant green pill with a arm cannon.he's probably grape flavored too.
>>41439365And he constantly says he's not a nigger.
>>41439372He's one of the good ones, so it's okay.
>>41438884Remember to get your daily dose of iron to keep your RBC mares healthy and happy.
>>41439753And do your cardio, so that they have good working conditions.
You do love your mare cells? Cells!Cells...
requesting princess hypothalamare controlling anon's circadian rhythms
>>41434995Cringe
>>41440006They’re made of organelles!
>>41440006This thread makes me want to exercise and eat healthier to protect my mare cells.
>>41440115>t. cancer
>>41422017>Be kid>Watch Once Upon A Time...Space>Pierrot and Psi are constantly present and doing things>Watch Once Upon A Time...Life>Pierrot and Psi appear occassionally and do very littleThis alienated me.
>>41439753Instructions unclear, ate iron ore, tummy hurt
>>41425353Me on the bottom left.
Probably one of the best threads I’ve seen In a while thanks for the art anon
>>41440157Cells...
>>41440998DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HOLD YOUR MARE WIFE AS YOU FALL ASLEEP? snowpity.
>>41441024Snowpity...
>>41441029 >>41441024 >>41440998 >>41440171 >>41440157You are very close to based.
Would you qualify as the genius loci of your body, if (most) cells turn into ponies?Would they help you come to terms with the new state of affairs and avert the existential crisis?
>>41441093I don't know, but I would be too embarrassed to masturbate anymore.
>>41438430>>41438457I do but don't expect much if you find it
>>41438745Deep breaths now.
>>41441168Mare is for air!
>>41441166>Don't expect muchBut I really like your stuff out there, not much of the rando ocs, but they're really nice.But again, if you do wish to remain Anon I won't edit those>>41441168It cometh.
>>41441168>Oxygen releaseOh no. Oh no no no. It's carbon dioxide time, her end is coming, isn't it? Red blood cells don't live very long.
>>41441223Red blood cells just become more red blood cells, anon.Our little mares constantly morph and are born fresh.
>>41441211it's fine either way though I'm not sure I am the one you're thinking of.
>>41441168So good Anon.
>>41441268I thought quite hard if I should post or not or not, but don't worry, you're still based
>>41441168It's raining O2,Hallelujah!
>>41441363ok you caught me
Another reason to stay healthy is to let the white cell amres have some rest as well
>>41441510That radio is playing 'still alive'.
>>41441510The radio is playing crawling in my skin
>>41441510Instructions unclear, immune system at DEFCON 1 because of a single speck of pollen.
>>41441530Nah it's this on repeat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfYDQIfoE1w
>>41441543Top kek, you just made me think of those fags with hyper sensible noses that go sneezing frenzy from a single flower sniffImmunity mares panicking trying to find whatever's causing it and pushing everything out until they find the singular microscopic infractor is hilarious
>>41441556Immunity mares are a little paranoid. Fucking bright sunlight makes me sneeze.
>>41441556>pollen filly giggling to herself under the table
>>41441572That sounds absolutely adorable.
>>41441571Vampire Anon, no!Outside bad.
>>41441510>staphylococcus incursion because they're asleep>billions dead, entire cell sections beyond recovery>lymphocyte pegasus mares forced to engage mitosis because they can't deploy enough antibody breezies on their ownRemember, don't sleep on the job!
>>41441510>>41441603The worst part is that, with how much of a war zone things are on the micro level, that's most likely what'd happen and extremelly quickly.Reminds me of the fag who got his DNA deleted in a nuclear accident and how his body stopped defending itself/making new cells while alive before his painful death...
>>41441614>liquefies your mares
>>41441510Cute, they deserve a rest for all their hard work. Probably they should rest in shifts though so that there is always somepony on the lookout.
>>41441621>Demon core placed on a table right at groin level.Too bad they didn't understand radiation well enough at that stage.
>>41441586So is drinking milk, eating peanut butter, or having a chocolate bar, I suppose.
>>41441510>>41441526Fuck yeah that was also my first instinct
>>41441629Oh no, they understood it, those guys just liked to play fast and loose with their experiments. They didn't know what would actually happen if you got blasted with that much neutron radiation though.
Anon went on fender and now all the drug and alcohol mares are throwing a huge party in Anon's brain while Anon himself is lifted onto a stretcher.
>>41441168>>41441510Cute mare cells working to keep (You) alive. Remember to return the favor and treat them well.
>>41441659>Fills body with fat and clots arteries
>>41441676>fatBrain be like: "Hold my serotonin">adipocytes are the lazy NEETs of cells>always on the lookout for more fatty snacks>stingy and hate sharing their bounty>slowly waddle through the body like the big-rumped slowpokes they are
>>41441168I love it
>>41441136>making the penis cell mares sad by never letting them do anything
>>41441510>"BWEHEHEHEHEHEH!">"The mares are asleep, time to give Anon some asscancer! Let's go, lads!"
>>41441939The subconscious mare will still order function tests during sleep. Sometimes full function tests, if the theories about wet dreams being the body's way of disposing of old cum are to be believed.
>>41442156Why cancer aim anon that much? where's our pal common flu?
>The Amoeba Boys/r/equesting The Amoeba Mares
>>41442288Anon likes goyslop, which often results in it. Also, he doesn't wash his hands.
>10It's not time for bradycardia
>>41422598the music he puts out feels more like a token effort than a genuine one.
>>41441168They're waiting for some more spraypaint
>>41441229They're born in the bone marrow. I think of it like a blood filly nursery :)))
>>41441571That's a bit different as it relates to your nervous system.Captcha: RG M4RS
>>41443326I need to see a bone marrow blood filly nursery now
>>41443360Seconding. This sounds wonderfully comfy.
>>41443342So it's upper management's fault? Color me surprised.
>>41422320>>41425353>>41425431For me it was Ozzy and Drix, though it looks nothing like that series.
>>41443472
Im glad this bread is still alive. I got busy this weekend and was afraid it would die and then I would die from lack of Mare Cells.
>>41441168Oh my goodness it’s wonderful! I’m so happy these mares are getting lots of good deep breaths. In fact, just for you, anon, I’m going to stop and do a little breathing thing on my phone so my mares will be happy.
>>41441510Im glad they’re getting some downtime. I’m sure the other shift is doing a good job keeping things in check while they take a little snooze. Anon has been good about washing his hands and eating his vitamins, so they can have a slow day.
>>41443812So WHO is Anon? Is his consciousness a mare? Multiple mares working in tandem?
>>41443834Anon is the billions of neuronmares that come together to form his brain.
>>41443844But what about his soul?
>>41443847it's simply the amalgamation of the snowpity of every mare that makes him
>>41443862... Does this make Anon a mare?>Verification not required.
>>41444012I want to cum inside that post
>>41444012Mares! God I love mares! Dear god I am spiraling out of control.
>>41426415Kino. should have been in plushie
>>41444061Not if you take the upcoming convention into context
>>41444064guys arent mares though
>>41444066Mares can't be anon
>>41443812>Anon has been good about washing his handsSeeing as today is Mary Mallon's (aka Typhoid Mary) birthday, it would be appropriate to remind everyone today that simply rinsing your fingers for a few seconds under the faucet is not enough. You need to lather up both hands, scrub vigorously for at least 20 seconds, and check under your fingernails too.
>>41444105No, I will ingest bacteria on purpose to perpetuate war so my white cell mares always have something to do.
>>41444128To a limited extent that's good for your health. Oversanitization is how you get those kids at school who were sick every other week.
cells
>>41443790
>>41444105I don't do this and I haven't got sick in years
>>41444943She brings me fresh oxygen and takes away the carbon dioxide too. What a nice mare!
>>41444943Blessed hard-working pone.
>>41444943>r16i9z.PNGUnf
>>41444943They are so sweet.
It's mares all the way down...Amazing job, anon!
>>41445337Which way is down, though?
>>41445352OH SHIT. That's the story of my life, bros.
>>41445352>Anon's organism when he feels a mare's forehooves hold his arm
>>41441510>>41441526Quickly made sound version because why not.https://files.catbox.moe/wrwzw3.mp4
>>41445403Extremely based.
>>41445403Lovely
>>41445403Nice!
>>41444943Bless her, she’s a good pony, and the deep breathing really does help. I’m so glad that she’s here in my body helping me through the day.
>>4144540310/10 good stuff
>>41444943>r16i9zWow, super good placement. Nice hooves as well. I can feel the blood mares running around down there.
This thread is AWESOME!
>>41444943>Teats as wellBASED ARTIST.
>>41445337so, are the atoms mares too? Baryons? Quarkmares? Electronmares? Boson mares?
Now post the organelle mares that keep the bloodmare and other cellmares like her healthy and alive.
One of the beat threads of the year honestly
>>41446256Beat, just like the heart HQ they work in I bet
>>41445403>anons immune system once the HIV I’m gonna give him at marefair metastasizes into full blown AIDS
>>41444012Kek
>>41446518And then there's the anon who gets buttfucked with an autoimmune disease, turning his white blood cell mares against his own mare cells.
>>41444943I don't think that's how maretosis works, B+ mare.
>>41446018what teats?
>>41446878filename
>>41446878
>>41446878Plug the filename into the url bar, but replace the space with a forward slash
>>41446887oh, I'm retardedthanks
>>41444943Wait, if the blood mares are busy masturbating then who's delivering oxygen to Anon's brain?
>>41422849Thingpone is in there...
>>41447168That's why you're feeling light-headed sometimes.
>>41447320>Very few Thingpone cells invade>Subtle, quiet subterfuge while assimilating the roles of cells>Multiple Thingpones see the joy and snowpity of the pone-cells while undercover and genuinely feel more at home with them than their own hivemind>Thingpone cells defect and choose to adopt the new role they've taken for themselves, sniffing out and quietly disposing of their own kind to ensure the others stay safe
>>41441510
>>41445403
>>41447539>>41447581Why are you like this?
>>41447539>>41447581can the nostrills be removed too, I need that shino artstyle
>>41447539>>41447581The one time belly button removal is actually biologically accurate.
>>41447581FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
>>41447539>>41447581
lewd
>>41422017
>>41445272Sweet enough to cause a hyperglycemic reaction on their own.
As the bump limit approaches, I hope this thread inspired (You) to take care of yourself. Your well being is the little mares' well being. And they'll take care of you as long as you take care of them.
>>41448801Certainly makes me want to cut back on the sugary boomare juices.
Sorry about all the requests I didn’t get to fulfill. The mares in me try their best but they’re a little slow. I still cherish them.
>>41448801I will take care of my bloodmares. I will do cardio and get enough iron. I will take care of my organ mares. I will limit the substances I introduce to my body in a reasonable manner. I will take care of my musclemares. I will lift for them and not skip leg day. I will take care of my neurotransmittermares. I will listen to my therapists advice. My mares are important, and my mares think that I am important, and I will not let them down today.
>>41449258There's always next thread.:^)
>>41448801>I hope this thread inspired (You) to take care of yourselfLol. Lmao.
>>41449384More like>Lol. Lma-HHHHNNNNGGGGGG
>>41449397At least it's finally over
>>41449397Blood mares making a mutiny might be the worst possible thing
>>41449258You did a great job, Anon. You deserve some rest.>>41449352And you know well how important it is, ri-i-ight, Applejack?
>Hitting the bump limitWell, it has been a good thread. Thanks for delivering, art anon.
MARECEL FOR MARE CELLS
Well that was one of the best threads of the year
>>41449458Mare cells are the best. They cute.
What a great thread it was
>>41449939I'm so glad to have been here
>>41448801but esophagus mare keeps making me eat rocks or i'll get heartburt :(
>>41450011>try to eat something>almost goes down the wrong pipe>"epiglottis mare, you have ONE job!"
>>41450038>"I just don't know what went wrong!"
Now the cancer cells will win and finally claim anon
>>41450147>cancer is what happens when the harmony and friendship breaks downMakes me wonder if getting rainbow blasted by Twi&Co would accidentally cure cancer.
Hasta le vista, marecell thread /)
thanks for the art
Best thread of the year nominee
>>41449411>blood cell mares gather in the brain for a protest>aneurysmWhoops
>>41450586>hydromares gather in the brain to stage a protest>dies from water intoxicationnot my problem
Fun thread!
