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Twilight Sparkle:
>Ask her for a book
>Talk smart
>Give her something to eat

Rainbow Dash:
>Pretend to admire her
>Be a fan of the wonderbolts
>Prank someone together

Pinkie Pie:
>Don't be an asshole

Applejack:
>Talk about apples
>Respect her family
>Don't be a liar

Rarity:
>Order one of her outfits

Fluttershy:
>Respect her space
>Tell her you like animals
>Be kind

Spike:
>Talk to him about comics
>Play something together

Big McIntosh:
>Be Spike's friend

Discord:
>Be Spike's friend
>Laugh when he jokes
>Ask for his help to prank Twilight
>Play Ogres & Oubliettes together

Maud Pie:
>Show interest in rocks
>Show her some autistic interest of yours, but not something that would creep her out

Limestone Pie:
>Have "Pie" as your last name

Sunburst:
>Find something in common between you two

Starlight Glimmer:
>Be friends with Twilight or Sunburst
>Don't talk about her past

Trixie:
>Pretend to like her magic shows
>Don't be too smart around her

Celestia:
>Treat her like a normal person
>Be happy around her
>Tell her a joke

Luna:
>Don't be afraid of her
>Respect her sister
>Invite her to the post office and send a letter to someone

Tirek:
>Show him some respect
>Don't talk about his family
>Ask for his help with dark magic

Chrysalis:
>Find a common enemy
>Let her lead
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Any of the mares: Invite them into your erogenous zone
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>>41422065
>Rarity:
>Order one of her outfits
Well you could at least TRY to have a rudimentary understanding of colour theory that might help a smidge.
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>>41422065
Instructions Unclear.
Dick stuck in Waifu.
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Starlight Glimmer:
>Just be yourself

I mean just look at her friend circle outside of the m6: Obnoxious narcissist, awkward 30yr old vir- wizard, stoic autist, fruitcake, unrepentant troll.
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>>41422137
The ratarded 6
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>>41422065
this is fun
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None of them will play Halo 2 with me
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>>41422065
So the only chance I have to be friends with Limestone is to marry her in a rgre?
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>>41422137
Kek
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>>41422065
>raep
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>>41422137
Shit, I'm all of that!
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>>41422065
For Twilight, I gift her the Bible, then ask her to read the Bible, then ask what she thinks of the Bible, then convert her to Christianity, then have her turn Equestria into a Christian ethnostate, then she kills all the non-pony creatures, destroys the school and separates the pony species to undo the Woke mind virus.
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Anon Mare/Anonfilly:
>be a faggot
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>>41425032
Certainly have to be one to feel attraction to a dude in a mare's body, right.
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>>41422065
True

>Asks twilight about books.



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