ITT, we work together and collaborate as a board to design a mare with the intent purpose of being the epitome of waifu material. Share your thoughts, ideas, templates and drafts. I'll start if off by saying I think a long mane is a must, possibly braces.
I think she's gotta be a unicorn
>>41426369Nun. I don't care if that overhauls too many other details. And not a slutty nun, only the purest and the best.
>>41426404annnnnd already failed
>>41426369She's a filly.
She definitely has a thing for white stallions
>>41426459Ew, Indian pony?
>>41426369She needs to have a long mane, long horn, big wings, big butt. She needs to be tall, motherly, wholesome, refined, but also have a silly side and be down to Earth. She should be smart, loving, responsible, wise, and capable. And for good measure she should be immortal so that the world will never have to worry about losing her.
>>41426369SHE NEEDS A HUGE COCK!
>>41426481I never realized that about her.
>>41426490Definitely this.
>>41426490Thirding this, other stuff is secondary.
>>41426369[SPOILER] proportionally accurate [/SPOILER] large breasts
>>41426501>>41426490>>41426510futaniggas are the worst
>>41426490>>41426501>>41426510There is no such thing as a marecock. You are just gay.
>>41426521>There is no such thing as a talking pony. You are just schizophrenic.
She should have a yellow coat, blue mane, and gigantic knockers
>>41426420Ate dinner in the middle of making the mare - I didn't expect so many additions while I was gone. This is where we're currently at. Sorry I couldn't add everything else
>>41426369Well, for starters, her coat should be my favorite color, so blue.Mane color could be everything, it doesn't matter.It doesn't have to be her entire personality, but it'd be nice to see a sweet and/or caring side to her when it counts.I'd want her to feel comfortable telling me when I'm making a mistake. Honest, maybe even a little blunt. Ideally, we'd compliment each other to reach our best selves. If my marewife was a complete shut-in NEET like me, we'd both end up rotting away indoors for all time, which is maybe not the best life. I'd like her to be somepony who goes outside, enough that she'd get me outside too, but not so much that she'd want me to know everypony in town by name.And finally, I don't want somepony who's constantly humble. My primitive brain likes valuable things, so it's attractive to me that a mare who isn't embarrassed about her strengths would shout from the rooftops that she's awesome, but I'm hers, and she's mine.Hey, wait, I think there is a mare like that already...
>>41426548Now draw her peeing
>>41426554Dashie? Or rara?
>>41426521I don’t want her to fuck me with it I want to self insert as her because I’m too afraid to embrace full masculine sexuality and it helps me to enjoy scenes of a girl getting fucked by a penis but also doesn’t make me feel as though I’m expected to move beyond a passive feminized expression of my male sexual urges.What’s gay about that?!
>>41426632We're hitting levels of faggotry that shouldn't even be possible
>>41426548ELABORATE ON THIS SHE IS PERFECT
>>41426369Make her pregnant to show off her motherly and loving nature. She could be a surrogate, perhaps.
>>41426675some small changes
>>41426369Make her pregnant to show off her motherly and loving nature. She is not a surrogate and Anon will raise his child with love and care.
>>41426872>braced nun mareg-glasses? I feel it might be overdoing the nerdiness, but maybe reading ones?
>>41426899They fit her, yeah. I considered putting some on her, but it didn't align with the original prompts.
>>41426876Here's your freakin' pregnant mareI read your comment incredibly wrong
you do not choose your waifu your waifu chooses you
>>41426872>She can see my degenrate postsPremarital hoofholdingSharing a milkshake with two strawsUnprotected booping Cuddling by the fireplace on a cold winter night
>>41426991Nice, thanks, would rub and comfort.
>>41426872>>41426987This is freaking awesome. I want to see her unwinding and slobbishly casual after a long day of service.
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>>41427031It's the second one for me UNF
>>41426369White
>>41426369A very pronounced, sweaty, stinky ponut.
>>41428265No please, I'm so tired of the smellfagging; even in jest
A sloppy reclusive nerd like Moondancer. Shw likes to read history books and play vidya. Since she doesn't have the money for the latest in equestrian technology (a computer with a 1.33 mhz processor, a whole megabyte hard drive, and a monitor with a 16-color palette), she plays an Apple II analog.
>>41428842It's like an even more autistic Floor Bored
>>41426872WE NEED MORE
>>41426528Okay but this is just a lie
>>41426369Zebra
>>41426872Her cutie mark should be a windmill, because she's dutch and likes flower fields so much!
>>41426872>nun with bracesunf
>>41431216NEVER
>>41426369Celestia already exists.
>>41431216THIS
>>41432652That is a stubby, double-barrelled Scorpion tank and nobody can convince me otherwise. I guess it's a Grizzly then. Though kind of looks like a Rhino.
>>41433165Supposed to be a Mammoth tank I'm pretty sure
>>41433338Forgive me fellow Twifag, I spent way more time in Halo Wars as a kid.
>>41433426I see. That looks pretty similar as well. That should've said "I think", really, because I'm not actually sure but remember seeing it.
>>41426369nuns are passe. just combine the mane six into one pony, An intelligent, shy mare who becomes more confident and outgoing the more she opens up. She owns a book store, and a small orchard behind her home.
>>41426987>I'd*Oops>>41427743
>>41431281This is all I have for now. I'll make a scene where she's in a tulip field at some point - keep posted on that on the draw thread
>>41433654>onat*sorry 4 triple-posting
>>41433650>>41433654Pure, pure pottery. I think you're my favorite person for this
>>41433654Make a polished png and I'll make stickers of her to give out at cons and in the mail with /ss/
>>41434207That seems kind of excessive tbhdesu
>>41426369boom done.
>>41426369>epitome of waifu materialSure, here she is.
>>41433654Give her big teats, huge crotch milkers.
>>41434608there is no PASSION!there is no VISION!there is no AGGRESSION!there is no fucking MINDSET!
>>41426369That's like asking to make the perfect toy. You can't make a toy that fits every need of every kid in every situation, you can only make a very versatile toy that fulfills as many needs as possible.And we already have that waifu.
>>41434608Mass producing stickers is really cheap and I like that waifu.
>>41434793TRUTH
>>41434796Already been created
God this is awful. Who woke the neets from their nap time?
