>you give anon a simple task to harvest apples>he does it for a few hours with no issues>then later as you walk off you hear him humping the tree going “unf Southern booty plap plap plap plap!”
>>41427479Give him a break. He's used to his old Fed Ex job.
>>41427479the job got done, but you're still bitching? holy shit, i hate women.
>>41427479She should stop tempting me with that jiggly, muscly, perfectly shaped orange rump. She knows what it does. She fucking knows and still taunts men.
>>41427515this rump brings all the stallions to the yard
>>41427479Plenty of farm acreage to bury him on, Jackie.
I will seduce AJ
>>41427479You misheard me. I said strawberry booty.
>>41427479That's not true. Anon was humping his hand and leaning against the tree while thinking of pony plots and pussies. He isn't tree-sexual!!
>>41427487They're the same no matter what species.
>AJ walks back to anon frustrated"NEVER GOON" she yells>get bucked out of the orchard
>>41427704kek
>>41427482Fpbp.
>>41427479AJ just jealous now that she knows Anon would rather jork it to to the thought of fucking her instead of taking a risk actually having sex with her and being accused of rape and getting everything taken from him in court.
>>41427479Apple Bloom is in a hole in the tree
>>41427794then that means ponies aren't as based as we thought.
>>41427482kek
