Would eat.
>>41429181I love ponut
>>41429181>Rarity decides to do a brand collaboration to further promote her business>Unintentionally endorses an explicit snack company>Cue Rarity trying to prevent some elite pony from finding out, probably Fancy Pants or something
>>41429181same
>>41429181those donuts better be filled with her marejelly
>>41429181I literally bought a bag of powder donuts out of horniness about a year ago
I remember once I got a warning at work when I tongued a donut in the lunch room, and the HR bitch walked by.
>>41431275Actually I think that was because of the clop on my phone. Well whatever people should know it's rude to glimpse at others phones mind your own damn business.
>>41429915And what lesson does she learn?
>>41431275what happened next anon?
>>41431275>the donut in question
>>41432978*Sluuurp.*
>>41432978It was actually a white powder donut
>>41431275You should dispute it because that's bullshit. You could easily argue that it was her own dirty mind that interpreted it that way.
>>41429181
>>41430085Good man. The further you let ponies encroach into your life, the better. I had a fresh baked apple pie not long ago, and had an amazing experience daydreaming that Applejack made it for me and we were eating it together. Having to eat food you dislike is made so much better with the same mindset. Just pretend a cute pony is encouraging you, and you can do fucking anything. Minus curing your depression, maybe.
>>41435509I wanna stack a bunch of these in a tube and just start fucking it
>>41435500>No Rarity, we're not out of Ponuts. I'm looking at one right now..
>>41430079
>>41435862>Just pretend a cute pony is encouraging youI do this at the gym, with Rainbow Dash as a stand-in for Mickey from the Rocky films. Works like a charm with heavy pressing. I'm not autistic though.
> You're Rarities cuck> You watch Rarity get throttled by a stallion> She calls you over> She asks you to lick the cum from her ponutDo you do it anon?
>>41436902the only appropriate thing in the moment if i were a cuck dragon
>>41436902Well I'd definitely take a bite haha *much*!
>>41429181lewd
>>41439486Oh... god...