/mlp/ - Would eat. - Pony

Anonymous

09/18/24(Wed)14:21:37 No.41429181

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Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)14:21:37 No.41429181 Archived

Would eat.

Anonymous
09/18/24(Wed)18:19:45 No.41429796

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)18:19:45 No.41429796

>>41429181
I love ponut

Anonymous
09/18/24(Wed)18:50:16 No.41429915

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)18:50:16 No.41429915

>>41429181
>Rarity decides to do a brand collaboration to further promote her business
>Unintentionally endorses an explicit snack company
>Cue Rarity trying to prevent some elite pony from finding out, probably Fancy Pants or something

Anonymous
09/18/24(Wed)19:35:00 No.41430069

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:35:00 No.41430069

>>41429181
same

Anonymous
09/18/24(Wed)19:37:01 No.41430079

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:37:01 No.41430079

>>41429181
those donuts better be filled with her marejelly

Anonymous
09/18/24(Wed)19:37:58 No.41430085

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)19:37:58 No.41430085

>>41429181
I literally bought a bag of powder donuts out of horniness about a year ago

Anonymous
09/19/24(Thu)04:56:52 No.41431275

Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)04:56:52 No.41431275

I remember once I got a warning at work when I tongued a donut in the lunch room, and the HR bitch walked by.

Anonymous
09/19/24(Thu)05:00:42 No.41431280

Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)05:00:42 No.41431280

>>41431275
Actually I think that was because of the clop on my phone. Well whatever people should know it's rude to glimpse at others phones mind your own damn business.

Anonymous
09/19/24(Thu)13:47:11 No.41432276

Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)13:47:11 No.41432276

>>41429915
And what lesson does she learn?

Anonymous
09/19/24(Thu)17:46:10 No.41432958

Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)17:46:10 No.41432958

>>41431275
what happened next anon?

Anonymous
09/19/24(Thu)17:52:33 No.41432978

Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)17:52:33 No.41432978

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>>41431275
>the donut in question

Anonymous
09/19/24(Thu)18:11:03 No.41433050

Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)18:11:03 No.41433050

>>41432978
*Sluuurp.*

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)05:00:19 No.41434406

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)05:00:19 No.41434406

>>41432978
It was actually a white powder donut

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)05:12:47 No.41434425

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)05:12:47 No.41434425

>>41431275
You should dispute it because that's bullshit. You could easily argue that it was her own dirty mind that interpreted it that way.

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)09:52:08 No.41434939

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)09:52:08 No.41434939

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09/20/24(Fri)13:21:15 No.41435367

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:21:15 No.41435367

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>>41429181

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)14:27:45 No.41435500

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)14:27:45 No.41435500

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Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)14:29:36 No.41435509

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)14:29:36 No.41435509

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Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)16:54:50 No.41435862

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:54:50 No.41435862

>>41430085
Good man. The further you let ponies encroach into your life, the better. I had a fresh baked apple pie not long ago, and had an amazing experience daydreaming that Applejack made it for me and we were eating it together. Having to eat food you dislike is made so much better with the same mindset. Just pretend a cute pony is encouraging you, and you can do fucking anything. Minus curing your depression, maybe.

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)21:07:20 No.41436743

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)21:07:20 No.41436743

>>41435509
I wanna stack a bunch of these in a tube and just start fucking it

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)21:12:51 No.41436765

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)21:12:51 No.41436765

>>41435500
>No Rarity, we're not out of Ponuts. I'm looking at one right now..

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)21:18:23 No.41436780

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Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)21:22:21 No.41436796

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)21:22:21 No.41436796

>>41435862
>Just pretend a cute pony is encouraging you
I do this at the gym, with Rainbow Dash as a stand-in for Mickey from the Rocky films. Works like a charm with heavy pressing. I'm not autistic though.

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)21:42:03 No.41436902

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)21:42:03 No.41436902

> You're Rarities cuck
> You watch Rarity get throttled by a stallion
> She calls you over
> She asks you to lick the cum from her ponut
Do you do it anon?

Anonymous
09/20/24(Fri)23:24:18 No.41437276

Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)23:24:18 No.41437276

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