What kind of deranged shit would each of the Mane 6 spill out of their mouths while drunk?
>"I'm actually really freaky, anon."
Twily goes off about everything she hates about Princess Celestia and all the times she's pissed her off. Full, uncensored trauma dump of events dating back over a decade as she rapidly switches between the entire spectrum of emotions.Rarity gossips and even makes up straight up lies about ponies. She also reveals her surprisingly far right political beliefs. >They whine about how they don't need "old stallions legislating their uteruses". Ugh, puh-lease! Not to be misogynist, of course. I'm just saying, is all, darling! If you need to get an ABORTION, clearly YOU'RE not legislating your own uterus! Pinkie Pie just slurs her speech. Otherwise she behaves the same as when shes soberRainbow Dash gets really violent, picks fights, dares herself to do stunts shes obviously way too drunk to pull off. Also might make out with Pinkie, Flutters, or Twilight. Twilight would kiss back eagerly and then rant about how Princess Celestia is homophobic.Fluttershy would be more giggly, but otherwise be so scared the alcohol will make her lose control that she'll just be her normal shy self. Maybe quieter than usual, even.Applejack just acts like a frat bro. Once she starts she can't stop. Drinks until she passes out and Fluttershy has to accompany her and try to get her to drink water.
dash would get lovey dovey with her inhibitions lowered
>>41494330with zephyr
>>41494384No. With me.
>>41494388>he has to get his waifu drunk so she comes on to himOH NO NO NO
>>41494268>Twilight trauma-dumpingInteresting take but I'm not convinced yet. What do you think a drunk Discord is like?
>>41494268This sounds pretty accurate.
>>41494724Hmmm. I have to say... itd have a weird effect on him. Maybe more genuine, less tricky. Ponies would prefer him drunk
>>41494268this entire scene is just pure unf. i want to learn animation just to reacreate this.
>"I'm not- hic!!- I don't appreciate being treated like s-some kind of...doormat! I wanna...I wanna wrestle somepony down and- and take what's MINE! I wa- Hic!- I wanna buck a twink senseless! Make HIM squeak and squeal like a dog toy! But instead, everypony I date thinks I wanna be the subby li'l...doormat...agh, 'sso AGGRAVATING! D'you know whaddimean, 'nonnamiss?"
>>41494724Drunken Discord just becomes John Delancy. Like, ACTUALLY John Delancy, who is very confused by his new body, he swears he was just at home watching TV.
>>41494848Does that mean Drunk Pinkie becomes Discord?
>>41494836Fucking kek. Fluttershy will never be a dom. Why are flutterfags like this? Actually, the answer to that question is kind of obvious...
>>41494896Fluttershy's not my favorite but I'd still like her to dom me.
>>41493423>TwilightGets euphoric, loses her inhibitions about personal subjects, will probably reveal very intimate details about herself>Rainbow DashTries to show off, drinks too much, either talks absolute nonsense or repeats the same conversation 30 times>RarityReverts to the same accent as her parents, will talk shit about high society people, will get aggressive>ApplejackStarts acting clingy, will tell sensitive stories about her past, will fall asleep on you>FluttershyActs really flirty, will say things that you wouldn't believe that came out of her mouth, passes out quickly before acting on said things>Pinkie PieBecomes more melancholic the more she drinks, will attempt to talk about deeper subjects than normal, with limited success
>>41495092Alcoholic dectected
>>41495103>dectectedAlcoholic detected.
>>41495092I like this one more than the other one
>>41495092I'd imagine Pinkie acting like Mable Pines when she gets drunk.
>>41495121Is this show good for autumn? Sometimes i think i should watch it.
I wanna make out with drunk twilight so much.
>>41495125its mid, I wouldn't turn it off if it was on but I wouldn't bother seeking it out
>>41495125One of the few kids shows that knows that it the genre have it's own lore and have children think beyond fart jokes.So yeah, it's pretty good imo, at any time.
>>41495128You know she'd tongue kissed so hungrily when she's hammered
>>41495138God, imagine Twilight pent up and drunk, shoving her weird horse tongue in your mouth
>>41495159I feel like if you slipped a finger shed get mad and start crying tho :/
>>41495138I want to get Twilight drunk now.For reasons.
>>41495138And I'd reciprocate so hard
>>41494424So does fluttershy's brother
>>41495222She needs to just let go and go crazy with some guy. Ideally a human guy so as to prevemt pregnancy. It'll do her good.
>>41495138>hungrilyunf
>>41495278remember she's the only mane 6 whose canonically familiar with humans, and was even attracted to one
>>41493423Pinkie would force herself on you then profusely apologize the next morning
>>41495291unf. what about rarity?
>>41495294Rarity would be a bit more subtle about it. She would manipulate you into getting far more wasted than her.That's when she strikes.
>>41495138It makes me want to reconnect and reignite my love for Twilight. I've just connected more with Rarity as an ambitious worker with dreams and goals, as I've grown older, but I can't think of anypony more fun to drink and unwind with than Twilight.
>>41495092>>Pinkie Pie>Becomes more melancholic the more she drinks, will attempt to talk about deeper subjects than normal, with limited successThat is absolutely perfect. It's a shame this never happened in the show.
>>41495319I'd think that Rarity would manipulate anyone sober.She'd just be worse at it then get all huffy when she's drunk and it didn't work
>>41493423>Twilight SparkleNazi propaganda>Pinkie PieNazi propaganda>ApplejackNazi propaganda>Rainbow DashNazi propaganda>RarityNazi propaganda>FluttershyNazi propaganda
>>41495319>>41495357fucking unf over both of these
>>41495357>Rarity's face when the Roofie Colada she ordered for you isn't kicking in
>>41495403if rarity rapes me i will leave /mlp/ forever and start sending out job applications
>>41495377Aw man, I thought the show was about friendship...Hitler isn't in friendship...
>Twilight Sparklerary>Pinkie Pierary>Applejackrary>Rainbow Dashrary>Raritydarling>Fluttershyrary
>>41495411>When getting raped helped someone in their life.
>>41495416
>>41495435Sorry Twilight, my friend said I had to launch nuclear missiles to the residential part of Russia.You'll forgive me, won't you?
>>41495432>forcing an unemployed angel to work is "helpful"societysharters need to be stopped
>>41495486This but unironically
>>41495486>Me when I'm actually disabled irl and can't work and everyone around me tells me to get a job.
>>41495125I for one really like it. Excited to see what happens with the Pines later. The second season has a really cool reveal about the Mystery Shack, but it's coolest if you look at the credits cyphers and listen to the backwards whispering in the intros. Some episodes are mid but the overall story is just great.
>>41495416>The most precious possession you have in this world is your own people
>>41493423My headcanon is that when twilight gets drunk she’ll vaguely talk about exoteric schizo shit the thinks she uncovered without celestia’s permission but celestia knew most of the time.In the future, at say some royal get together where the topic was tangentially relevant, celestia told twilight such, and that she could have just asked her for access to the material at any time and it would have probably been granted. Twilight gets embarrassed and miffed by this celestia soothes her and puts her in a better mood again. Twilight then turns to Luna and discord who are also present, but both give a firm no to twilight about revealing their esoteric knowledge before the can even get a word out. And both elaborate answers that imply a multifaceted assemblage of personal of practical reasons for why. With twilight being embarrassed and mad about knowledge being denied to her, and the other three reacting with amusement to twilight.
>>41495597Dude's writing his own fanfiction
>>41494836Man I want Fluttershy to dom me so bad.
>>41495125No, the art style is ugly and also boring.This is coming from a guy who enjoys Adventure Time.
>>41493423Twilight : actually calms down/goes loose for once and just turns quiet. She doesn't know how to act without stress, so she doesn't do anything.Rarity : Anger issues. Lots of self esteem issues, anger, blaming others for random shit.Pinkie Pie : Becomes stone cold calm. Like Pinkamina Diane Pie, but weirdly introspective and thought provoking.Fluttershy : Party animal. She pukes in house plants and pisses on sidewalks.Applejack : Wants to cuddle with virtually anyone. Abandonment issues.Rainbow Dash : Pinkie, but now into fashion.
>>41495092How is AJ not perfect?
>>41497021Sounds like you have bad experiences with drunk people and their demons.
>>41497021How is AJ not perfect?
>>41496887>enjoys adventure timeFucking how? The dialogue is so cringey and unfunny
>>41497021not even close :/
>>41494268>Pinkie Pie just slurs her speech. Otherwise she behaves the same as when shes soberNo, Pinkie Pie acts like a normal person, alcohol cancels out her usual hyperactivity.
>>41493423What many people don't realize is that alcohol don't just make you become your main characteristic +300%, much less turn who you are on your heels, instead, likely letting out and venting the part you mostly grip with and bury.So here's how I think the m6 would go:>TwilightMid-low tolerance and a tired drunk, science blabbering about magic no one cares if let go, would try flirting once or twice, sometimes with corny phrases, but quickly and easily give up on it. Just wanting to sit back and relax.>ApplejackDrinks like a horse and holds it like one too, taking way too much to feel a buzz much less go full on drunk, but once she does, someone hold that girl. Horny drunk, just shy of shoving herself on others, yet getting angry if others touch her without her permission and quickly making one punch fights where the stallion gets a black eye and her kicked out.>Rainbow DashHigh tolerance, but mostly due to practice and how often she drinks, always ends in the toilet afterwards vomiting as her +1 spotter saves her. Extremelly mellow drunk, talking of insecurities, hopes and dreams, but if a competition shows up won't think twice on getting right on it, no matter how absurd it may be.>RarityMid tolerance, she knows her limit and won't ever go past it by choice, by choice being the key word. Exibitionist drunk, unlike the mere horny, she will flaunt herself and flash others at random, talking gossips like an open book and spoiling a million secrets best thrown under the sea.>Pinkie PieShe would be Pinkie Pie.Fine...Very high tolerance(faked, actually mid-high, can out drink Dash without passing out but gets drunk with less), once into the drunk zone becomes an addict and won't stop drinking until she crashes. Sad drunk, will keep repeating how she loves her friends, very touchy feely as if afraid they will disappear if she doesn't, sings her every word whenever possible with drunken slurries.>FluttershyVery low tolerance, like three cups and she's gone. Angry drunk, she will just vent and cry and vent again, crying more if someone corrects her before turning angry at herself
>>41493447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4VUwzsz8o
>>41495597>Hey buddy you picked the wrong post>The fimfic club is ten threads down
>>41494836>I wanna...I wanna wrestle somepony down and- and take what's MINE! I wa- Hic!- I wanna buck a twink senseless! Make HIM squeak and squeal like a dog toy!PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
>>41497685I like this one.
>>41497714>the gayest thread on the boardNo thanks
>>41497716She passes out before she could that. How would you get her to dom you after she wakes up and is sober again?>inb4 >rapeYou want her to dom you, not to be the dom. :^)
>>41495125I think it's very overrated, but I enjoyed watching it.
>>41494268>Rainbow Dash gets really violent, picks fightsPlease don't make my waifu an abusive alcoholic. She's the only respite I've had from an irl abusive alcoholic.
>>41498186She's not an abusive alcoholic, she's Scottish.
>>41494268kek @ Rara>https://voca.ro/1cS1F5O14J5p
>>41498313That's a pretty bad generate
>>41498313Trying to imagine how autistic you'd have to be to think this sounds good, let alone be worth posting.
>>41497685Fluttershy is kinda dry, but could see the rest of thoseAlso add dares on top of competitions for dashie too
>>41498313kys
>>41495597Based fanfiction author
>>41495092a superior list
>>41494817I like this idea
>>41494896Shut up bitch
>>41495125It’s still one of my favorite animated shows outside of pony, there’s a Halloween episode so it’s definitely good to watch this time of year.
>>41495597>Twilight then turns to Luna and discord who are also present, but both give a firm no>Discord>not telling Twilight all the "esoteric knowledge" he has just to mess with her
>>41497513The dialogue is just the flavor, the icing on the cake, though I guess it can be a dealbreaker if you really can't stand it. But what draws people to AT is the show's ability to convey complex ideas in a simple format.
>>41495092I prefer this one as well, feels strangely poignant
>>41502154But its artstyle? That's the hill you wanna die on?
>>415021581. The artstyle is appealing and I don't have problems with it most of the time2. Substance >>> style
>>41502200And yet you also came in swinging with >>41496887I would say nondescript noodle limbs and kindergarten smiles disqualify you from complaining about an artstyle being boring.
>>41502205I'm a different guyThat said I do find AT's dot faces kinda more appealing than GF's styleAnd by "boring" he probably meant that AT has many more diverse environments and locations
>>41502211GF takes place in a single town in forested Oregon in the summer. Not like we're supposed to see sand dunes and highly urban environments.
>>41502155After a fun drunk night with me, they'll be strangely pregnant. Ba dum tss
>>41494268>rarity straight up liestell me you hate rarity without telling me you hate rarity
>Twilight SparkleThe lightest of weights. You’re pretty sure she got drunk off of sparkling water once. Usually too busy trying to document the effects of alcohol to actually experience the buzz, but occasionally caves and lays out her life story for whoever wants to listen. Ironically, one of her biggest regrets is living life through a lens. Needs a hug, not a bottle.>Rainbow DashDrinks until she’s warm and fuzzy, tolerances be damned. Once sufficiently sloshed, she all but drops the ego and reveals a softer side that only her closest friends know she has. Spills secrets she swore she’d take to the grave, because if she’s drinking anything other than cider around you she already trusts you with her life. (Un)surprisingly good kinesthetic coordination even when totally hammered; will readily show off with insane tricks and stunts, all the while endlessly gushing about her friends, her tortoise, her books, and of course the Wonderbolts. You never would’ve guessed how much she truly loves her life and everyone in it. Also an absolute beast at beer pong.>ApplejackClingy, sleepy, just wants to be held; despite her best efforts to silently maintain her poise, you can tell she’s tired of being strong all the time. Prefers drinking around a fire, whether out camping or in for the holidays. Tells the best stories. The type to get together with some friends, knock back a few cold ones, play some guitar, wait for everyone else to fall asleep, nestle into the crook of your arm, and just talk all night long. S-tier drinking buddy, pal and confidant. Drinks in marathons, not sprints.>FluttershyFlirty is the easy answer. What she really wants- no, NEEDS, is validation; proof that she’s more than a pet or a plaything. Maybe she could stand being the center of attention if the one providing it is you. But if that doesn’t work out, she doesn’t want to remember.Likes mixed drinks. Takes a lot more to get tipsy than you’d expect. Guess you underestimated her like everyone else.>Pinkie PieCalm, quiet, introspective. The logical and emotional intelligence that lets her be everywhere and do everything with everypony while making it all look easy really shines through after she’s had a few*. The depths of her soul are vast, oceanic, unknowable. A mystery to everyone, maybe even herself.*a few in this context is roughly enough to get Berry Punch inebriated about three times over>RarityNormally quite refined, but trades drama for mischief at the first opportunity. A walking shitpost. Drinks wine from a solo cup and orange juice out of a champagne glass. Voted most likely to get a high score on the Trolley Problem. A total menace for anyone with a wine cellar; she WILL find your best bottle, and she WILL keep the cork when she’s done with it. Knows the best food pairing for each beverage, yet purposely forgoes the meal in favor of getting wasted quicker. Can hold her liquor like a pro, but still can’t out-drink Pinkie. Yet.
>>41502451>FluttershyDamn, she really is me fr fr. I drink cheap highballs with rotgut vodka but it takes a lot to get me drunk, and all I ever want is validation.I don't deserve to be validated though because there is nothing valid in me.
Twilight would be spouting out unfiltered racist shit about the other species of Equestria
>>41497685>won't think twice on getting right on it, no matter how absurdI mean, sure, but it's not an alcohol thing. It's how she connects with others in general.
>>41502150God I wish Fluttershy would choke me as she rides me into the mattress.
>>41495291Imagine how frantic she would be after realizing that she basically raped one of her friends>ohmygoshnonnyimsosososorryididntthinkaboutwhatiwasdoingijustwantedyousobadandyouseemedsolonelyandyousaidyoulikedmesoithoughtyouLIKEDmelikedmeand-
>>41502451AJ is top comfImagine spending Christmas Eve snuggling with her in front of the fireplace
>>41502451>Voted most likely to get a high score on the Trolley Problem.The ponies would never discuss this pointless shit
>>41495092>>41502451Clingy AJ sounds like heaven.
>>41495353Yakity-Sax may count. She just gets drunk on ice cream like Spongebob.
>>41502772>where the FUCK is zecora? that zigga owes me 10 bits for the shampoo i bought her>shes as cheap as those big beaked griffons
>>41502451You would think that Twilight would be used to alcohol, since she grew up in Canterlot.>one of her biggest regrets is living life through a lens. Needs a hug, not a bottle.I thought her biggest regret was being a teenage mother.
>>41494268I don't think Twilight has anything critical about Celestia if she's the pony she admires so much
>>41493423Lots and lots of slurs.
>>41504632>I thought her biggest regret was being a teenage mother.Not a regret, a challengeI’m certain she would say Spike is one of the best things that ever happened to her
>>41504358It sounds like heaven, but it demands from (you) anon, Applejack is a strong mare, she's the structure behind Sweet Apple Acres and the Apple Family, a pillar of the community, she is strong for all those who need strength, even when she needs to cry she cries on the inside. It takes a lot to break that
>>41493423My cum, hopefully.
>>41495092>>41502451These two are my favorites. They don’t even contradict each other. Instant headcanon material
>TwilightRapist>Rainbow DashRapist>RarityRapist>ApplejackRapist>FluttershyHyper Rapist>Pinkie PieOmega Rapist
>>41503833this is fantastic, i love intense drama like this
>>41506644Big if true
>>41493423>>41494268>>41495092I want LONG stories/conversations with all the drunk main mares. How touchy are they with their bodies with themselves and others?time to search drunk xxx clop
>>41508297>>41497685>>41502451more
>>41508297>morning after drunk
>>41508297Would make for low-stakes but though provoking dialogue practice for any writefags who know they need it.
How do the princesses act when drunk? What secrets would they reveal?
>>41495383true!
>>41506644unf>>41509444>CelestiaHyper Omega Rapist>LunaSUPER Hyper Omega Rapist
>>41509637What is Omega even supposed to mean in this context?
>>41509817It’s a superlative anonThe >rape is no longer implied, now it’s just rape
>>41508297Seconding for tipsy greens
>>41497162>>41497216Even her imperfections are perfect
Bumping kino bread
>>41509817omega kek
>>41513444delta nigger
drunk bump
>>41511138>>41508297I have to stop drinking for a while otherwise i would. When I have my annual rewatch soon (november,december,january) i will buy a gallon of vodka and write some mane 6 alcohol greens alongside.
>>41495524If you want them to stop then just get a job dude. It's really hard to be too disabled to suck dicks for money, you could have no arms, legs, eyes or ears and still blow truck drivers in the gas station bathroom.
>>41516292That was the worst part of trucking, having to step around the truck stop nuggets with getting herpes or canceraids.
>>41516292rangeban south asia
>pink ponies on paradehttps://youtu.be/jcZUPDMXzJ8?si=XRFz38YNENJZturQi want this entire sequence ponified one day
>>41508334Unf
>>41512434>ywn sloppily make out with drunk ponkThis could drive a man to drink
>>41497685>karaoke with drinkie pieSign me the fuck up
>>41494836I can be that twink.
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>>41502451>"Anon.... have I ever really told you how awesome you are? *hic* no.. no really. You...">She pauses for a moment to collect her thoughts from her intoxicated mind>"..You're like, always there for me and stuff.">Her face scrunches, as if frustrated that she cant word it the way she wants to.>"You always cheer me on, even when I have doubts. Like even if I fuck up *hic* you're still gonna be there.">The pegasus pats you on the back with her wing.>She sets her mug down for a moment and looks you in the eyes. Her own tearing up slightly >At first the tears are worrying>But then you see that warm smile etched on her feature>"I just...">She once again searches inward, trying to pull the words out>"I just am super glad I have a guy like you in my life dude..">She says while exhaling.>"Hell, i dont know what I'd do without all the girls, tank, my team.. and you..">She stares at you with those glittering magenta eyes>"I feel as if I dont say it enough. I know you know.">Her voice trails off for a moment>She looks off in the distance, as if lost in her own head for a second before returning to you>"But I don't want to take that for granted">She says with some tension behind her tone>"My life may be awesome. But thats only because I have so many great friends in it *hic* like you!">She giggles to herself softly>"Its so corny, i know.">"But you're wonderful anon, please dont forget it">She then takes back her mug.>Rainbow then half climbs onto the bar.>She raises her drink in the air with a dopey grin on her face>"To anon! One of the best guys around!">She cheers a bit too loudly
>>41519647What songs would she sing?
>>41521752another equestrian drinking song
>>41521296This made me smile, thank you anon
>>41521752https://youtu.be/Fy1VCJ1aPSQ
>>41494268No way Fluttershy would be completely uncontrollable when drunk. She'd be fighting cops lol.
>>41495125Above average quality. Real morals and the people making it cared. Made before the cartoon market went to complete shit.
>>41521296Based
>>41493423Literal cum down their chins.
>Hey Nonny.>Do you ever think Ponies don't like you and they're just being polite? >Rainbow Dash never eating my pies has got me all kinds of messed up. >How many other ponies are just pretending to like the jokes I tell and the parties I throw just so I'LL be happy? >*Pinkie takes a swig of cider*>What if everypony only is being polite and nice to me because they know the only smiles I have are from them?>What if no pony actually really likes me? >*Pinkie's hair deflates as she rests her head on the counter*
>>41526617>You'd tell me the truth no matter what, right Nonny?>Even Applejack keeps secrets. >You'd tell me if you really truly promise to like me? >*Pinkie accidently grabs your arm a bit too hard before dialing down the aggression, loosening her grip and gently resting her head on it*>Please tell me you like me.
>>41526631Hug the ponk
>>41528047>*You set down your own drink to hug your drinking friend*>Her grip tightens once again in response.>Of course I like you Pinkie. You're my friend and I love you. >*Pinkie starts to sob*>But what if you're just pretending to not hurt my feelings too? >I need to know Nonny.>*Pinkie pulls away to chug the rest of her cider*>*She makes eye contact with you, tilting her head up from below head level*>*Her breathing rate increases*>*She's about to cry again*>*She looks around for more to drink and grabs yours, downing it*>It's not enough. >*She turns around and grabs the nearest pony's drink too.*>It was Rainbow Dash's.>*Rainbow attempts to protest but falls off her chair onto the ground into a perfect spot for a nap*>*Pinkie chugs the drink again and slams it on the counter*>*She's starting to spin in her chair*>Anonnn..ny. I need to know you like me. It's really super important. >*Pinkie leans into you, partly by choice partly for balance*>She's still sniffling from before. >*She buries her face into your chest, getting tears and snot and droplets of cider clinging to her mouth all over you*>*She places her hooves on your thighs, rubbing them back and forth*>You think it's for more balance before->*Pinkie takes a big whiff of you*>I know a way you can prove you like me. >Rarity told me that stallions can't fake it. >*Pinkie is wobbling and slurring her speech*
>>41493423>The Yaks deserved it *hick*>And we should do it again!
>>41528394
>>41528394>allowing one of your best friends to associate being used sexually with being desired and valued100 years dungeon. Twilight's gonna have to teach you a bunch of friendship lessons to fix this mess.
>>41528442Pinkie needs everyone to like her. Even it's just for something she can offer.
>>41528476Playing into that would hurt her, not help her. This is why you need friendship lessons!
>>41528394Marry da ponk,give her love no pony could. Make her the happiest poni
>>41493423I DON'T NEED TO BE DRUNK TO SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND.
>>41528559Look all I'm saying is that 6 million griffons is a big number.
>>41528394>>Rarity told me that stallions can't fake it.Yeah well she doesn’t like magic tricks anyway. Everyone’s a critic
>>41528394I'm listening...
>>41528710Same
>>41493423Shitfaced mares are not attractive to me.
>>41495291
>>41529667God I love this mare.
>>41528394>Oh um Pinkie. You know that's very kind of you but we've both been drinking a lot. >Nu uh. You've barely touched your ciders because I keep drinking 'em.>*Pinkie swirls her hoof around your empty mug*>So I know I can trust you to make good choices. >*Pinkie goes back to rubbing her hooves against your arm, your thigh, and her face into your chest*>Maybe you'd like to go home and get some sleep instead? You know, since I'm the one making it and that makes it a good choice. >*Pinkie sniffles again, feeling the tears swelling up from rejection*>Could you at least walk me home then? Then I'd know you're a truly honest truly good friend. >*You look around for the rest of girls to and your uncomfortable situation*>Rarity and Fluttershy were busy singing.>Twilight and AJ were having some stubborn argument.>Twilight definitely sounded like she was annoyed Applejack even has an opinion on whatever subject they were bickering about. >And Rainbow Dash was still on the floor. >*You jostle Dash with your foot*>She doesn't even open her eyes.>She just waves you away with her hoof, turning away while saying, "Go get 'em tiger.">Pinkie is about to start crying. >You take her hoof in hand.>Ok Pinkie, I'd be happy to take you home. >Pinkie's face lights up, her hair inflates even. >*Pinkie stumbles to her hooves getting off her chair and your lap*
>>41530801>*You help Pinkie stabilize herself*>Her legs are wobbly and wiggling. >She almost collapses.>"Oh no Anon. I've fallen and I can't get up!">You are unsure if she's being serious. >*You pick up the little pony piggy back style*>Either way you're going to end up carrying her back to Sugar Cube Corner. >No pony seems to notice the two of you leave. >Some intrusive thought in you starts to agree with Pinkie, but everypony is probably just up to their ears in booze. >It's a little chilly when you walk outside, almost time for the Running of the Leaves. >*Pinkie grips you tighter*>As you walk back, carrying the mare on your back, your rocking motions cause her to groan.>"Nonny?">*Pinkie pukes a modest amount onto your back*>"Nevermind.">It's a warm sensation, not very pleasant. >You'll just have to wash it at her place. >The two of you reach Sugar Cube. >It's not locked. >Every pony here is so trusting.
>>41531601>Pinkie lives on the top floor. >She can't climb the stairs herself. >*You trudge your way upstairs with Pinkie still on your back*>"Gosh Anon, you smell like somepony threw up on you.">"Yes Pinkie. Somepony did throw up on me.">"Well that was super rude of me- I mean somepony.">At long last, Pinkie Pie's bed. >But she's been rubbing against you.>And the vomit.>She needs a shower. >*You take a detour from the bed to the bathroom*>There's no need to undress her at least. >*You run the water hot for Pinkie*>It's proving difficult to lower her without getting yourself wet. >She's latching onto you and being difficult. >You give up. >Both of you are in the shower together. >You're now fully clothed and soaking wet. >Pinkie is slumped in the corner, the water enveloping her.>*You stand up to leave*>"Wait, don't go. I need your help to clean up. Get me squeaky clean will ya?">Pinkie paws at your shins. >Her hair is starting to lose it's color and volume. >Is she doing that on command? >You are powerless against her. >*You grab a pink loofa covered in glitter and laminated confetti*>*With an extra heaping of her cotton candy scented body wash you start scrubbing her chest*>An electric shiver ripples through Pinkie's body from bottom to top. >She's humming as you scrub her.>Your hand moves further down her body, passing over her chest along get belly. >Her humming turns to moaning. >Pinkie is already clean. >"Oh Nonny. You're all wet now. You silly willy.">*She reaches forward to lift up your shirt* >You only ever wore a few outfits in a world without human physiques. >For a night of drinking you brought your classic suit and red tie.>Your jacket long since abandoned. >Now Pinkie was trying to get you to abandon your button up. >And your slacks.>"Pinkie it's alright I can wash myself.">"But it's only fair. You washed my back now I suck yours.">She is quiet for a moment while the gears grind in her head. >"Sorry I meant to say suck.">She giggles and snorts.>You were already soaked. >And you did need a shower too.>Maybe just down to your underwear.>So you two could still make good choices. >*You assist Pinkie with your undressing*>Your shirt is off and your pants are undone. >Pinkie starts caressing your chest with her hooves.>They're smooth and glide over you gently. >"Pinkie it's my back that needs cleaning.">"I know.">She doesn't stop.>She careens her head close to yours leaning in closer and closer. >Her mouth is so close to yours you can smell the alcohol coming from every heavy breath that passes through her lips. >She goes in for kill.>By the smallest distance she misses and goes right past placing her chin on your shoulder.>Along with the rest of her weight knocking you both over.
>>41521296cute
>>41530801>>41531601>>41532582Gross and sad. Thanks for sharing!
>>41532582what an adorable drunkqt ponka
>>41533006>>41533166Thanks anons.
>>41493423Pinkie Pie would reveal what really is in the baked goods at Sugar Cube Corner.Nothing gross or anything like that, but everyone will feel unconfortable after learning that the red food dye used on the cupcake frosting is made out of crushed ladybugs.
>>41532582Surely nothing lewd happens after this
>>41521752https://youtu.be/98B9ZHOlk2EAlmost goes without saying that she’d know it by heart
>>41521752She should know something sad and melancholic from the farm.
>>41529667What happens if Ponk is my waifu?
>>41532582>It's very obvious she's over the limit. >She's still laying against you, chin on your shoulder.>She's snoring. >Her wet mane is right in your face.>You can smell her overtly sweet scent coming off it. >A combination of all the candy and other treats she hides in it. >The smell of all the baked goods she makes.>But it also smells like her sweat. >A night of drinking and singing and dancing and crying.>Under the shower head it all mixes together as your nose is buried in it. >And you bury it deeper. >You're squeezing her close and breathing her in. >Her fuzzy body pressed against your exposed chest, with every breath of her scent you take it pushes her away as your lungs expand. >With every exhale she comes back, her body edging in closer and closer. >Filling every gap between you and her a little more each time. >"Mmm... Nonny?">Her voice brings you back momentarily.>"Yes Pinkie?">"I'm all partied out.">"Ok.">*You turn the water off and carefully lift Pinkie Pie up*>*With a nearby towel you quickly dry the two of you*>As soon as you're done drying her mane it re-poofs. >Finally you can lay her down to sleep. >It had gotten so late. >*You part the covers of her bed and lower Pinkie onto her sheets*>Sweet Celestia her floor feels so cold right now. >Your clothes are still sopping wet.>You'd catch pneumonia or something if you walked home in them. >Her bed looks so cozy with her in it. >"What are you waiting for numb nut? It must be freezing out there.">Pinkie hiccups as she pats an open space for you on the bed. >Your stomach feels like it has rocks tumbling around in it.>Your legs are about to give out.>*You place one hand on the bed to steady yourself*>*You place another*>"What are you doing Nonny. You can't get in like that.">"Oh my gosh I'm sorry.">Pinkie puts a hoof on your underwear. >"These are still wet silly.">Pinkie pulls them down. >"I still need you to prove you like me Nonny.">Her eyes are closed. >"Do you really like me?">You can't seem to form any words. >But your hands start moving on their own. >*You run your hand down the side of Pinkie's face, rubbing its silhouette*>*With your other hand you hook your thumb in her mouth to open it*>Pinkie doesn't resist. >That means it's ok right?>*You climb onto the bed, kneeling in front of Pinkie*>*You arch your back over her head as you both moan*
>>41495449total zigger death
>>41496887Ik this was over a week ago, but could you help me understand AT's appeal? I've tried it many times, but inevitably drop it a few eps into S1. Not that I dislike it, I just don't get it; I'm not sure I understand the tone, what is or isn't meant to be something for me to laugh at, etc.It almost feels like something you'd only get the vibe of if you were stoned while watching; ironically that's something ppl call Regular Show often, but I loved that, so idk what's wrong with me.
>>41536295Bad End :(
>>41536295>>Pinkie doesn't resist. >>That means it's ok right?Sorry to break it to you anon but there’s no way that holds up in court
>>41535697"Nearer, My God, to Thee"
>>41536295PINKIE PIE:>"I still need you to prove you like me Nonny."ANONYMOUS:>*sticks his dick down her throat*Classic.
>>41495125It's okay. Over the Garden Wall is good and the whole series is only about an hour and a half.>>41536461Not that anon, but I also like AT a fair amount. Nothing is especially wrong with you, and you aren't really missing out on anything. Somethings just click with people, and other things just don't. Not something you can get through explanation. Just forget about the whole thing.
>>41519647Me too.Hopefully it will be white girl music.
>>41537014That would absolutely hold up in court.
>>41521752The Offspring - All I want
>>41537014She had hearts in her eyes. Everyone knows that means it's ok.
>>41537935Cartoon worlds really are convenient like that.
>>41536295bumping for more
>>41536295DON'T STOP NOW
>>41536295Ofc it got weird.I just wanted to read a heart warming story
>>41538714I am sorry you feel that way. >>41536295>She feels so warm.>Pinkie's motions are starting to slow down.>But you're so close.>You need this.>You want this.>You've wanted this.>*As she slows down you start rocking your hips into her*>Pinkie has stopped moving.>*You grab her mane from both sides of her head*>*You don't pull out*>After finishing you finally back off.>With her airway unblocked Pinkie is now snoring.>She's asleep.>When did she pass out?>Oh sweet Celestia.>*You start having rapid, exasperated breaths*>What have you done?>This was exactly what you were warned about in all those PSA's.>You used to make fun of people who would put themselves in these situations.>You're freaking out.>You did not make good choices.>You are not making good choices.>*You run to the bathroom to grab your clothes*>They're still damp.>It's still cold outside.>You do not care.>*You put your clothes from the bathroom on and run downstairs*>You are clumsy and uncoordinated.>You knock over something in the dark.>It makes a loud, metallic, crashing sound hitting the ground.>*You rush to open the front door*>A light flicks on somewhere behind the front counter.>Droplets of panicked sweat roll down your face and neck.>*After fumbling with the door your push your way through and slam it closed*>*You sprint home through the cold night*>Upon reaching your front door you nearly rip it off the hinges.>You almost forget to close it.>It's freezing cold, you're shivering.>No time is wasted getting into bed, your clothes come off as you hurry over to it.>Naked, cold, wet, and scared.>You're shaking under the covers, trying to not think about what you just did.>*You smother yourself in blankets*>Trying to drown out your thoughts or sudden suicidal tendencies. >It's all the liquor's fault.>Tossing and turning you eventually get to sleep....
>>41538919Don't stop now
>>41539970I won't. I was busy jerking off into my mouth and watching the anni stream. Thank you for enjoying it so far.
>>41540086Godspeed writefren
>>41538919Pls giv this a happy ending. Ponka deserves it
>>41538919>You wake up in the late morning.>Your body aches.>There wasn't much drinking for you last night but the frantic sprint home in the cold has you feeling under the weather.>Getting out of bed is a monumental task.>What are you supposed to do?>Should you go say hi?>Should you apologize?>She came onto you so that makes it alright.>Right?>Maybe you should try marrying her.>It would be easiest to avoid her.>Your clothes from last night lay discard in a path on the floor.>Like a crumb trail leading to someone who had a hand in the cookie jar.>And you certainly stuck something in there. >If there was anything in your stomach you might puke.>*You go to the bathroom to start the morning routine*>Maybe you should just stay inside your house for the rest of your life.>You've had lots of practice.>No.>Things are different here in Equestria.>Doing the right thing is rewarded here.>Even if you were the one who caused a problem in the first place.>You don't have much of an appetite but eat breakfast anyways.>Just some toast and water.>You're gonna go to Sugar Cube Corner.>You're gonna look Pinkie in the eye and tell her your sorry and Pinkie Promise to never do something like that again.>Some fresh clothes on your back and food in your belly, you head back out to Sugar Cube.>Other ponies look at you as walk past them.>They're happy to see you, waving hello with their big happy eyes and their big happy smiles.>You shun them and keep moving.>Do they know?>There were so many ponies who could have seen you leave with Pinkie Pie.>Everypony knows everypony here.>Maybe Pinkie told the rest of her friends what happened.>And if Rarity or Rainbow Dash knows then everypony knows.>Was Pinkie Right? >What if everypony is just pretending to be nice to you?>You're hyperventilating again.>You pick up the pace.>Mr. and Mrs. Cake are out front when you arrive.>Looks like they're making some delivery.>"Oh Hi Anonymous. How are you-">You ignore Mrs. Cake, going right past her.>A combination of your speed and hyperventilation has you out of breath.>*You open the door to Sugar Cube*>Pinkie is behind the counter, looking right at you.>She smiles and waves.>"Hi Nonny!">*You vomit in your mouth*>As quickly as you came you leave.>Right past Mr. and Mrs. Cake again.>Past every pony who were so pleasant to you this morning.>Back to your front door.>*You enter your home and jump back into bed to hide from the world*
>>41540086Proof?
>>41540736This anon is a gaddamn pussy and I'mma beat his ass, what's his address
>>41540891Don't be rude, the boy is in a difficult situation.
>>41540736I watch with bated breath my boy.What will you do?Remember Albert Camus.
>>41541061That he put himself in.
>>41503833unf
>>41493423
>>41542398Are those hands holding rarity? Is she like the size of a pillow?
>>41542727
>>41540736does she even know? I need moar green
>>41542948She's Pinkie Pie.Of course she knows Anon fucked her face while she was passed out drunk.
>>41541061You can handle bad situations well, he being a bigahh PUSSY bout it. I'mma beat his ass
>>415408911600 Pennsylvania AveWashington DC
>>41542948I promise I haven't forgotten. I'm just busy today. I know it's vain but it feels nice to see people wanting to read more green.
>>41540736The plot thickens
>>41543074Can't wait for the next entry
>>41542741This is hilarious to me and I don’t know whyWhy is she getting smaller
>>41543054This is where the portal to Equestria is
>>41504348It's a party card game.
>>41544824You have to beat the owner of the house to get in.
>>41545520President Trump promised to make it open to the public if he wins.
>>41545520I can’t afford a plane ticket to isreal though
>>41545587Your ticket has been revoked
The mating call of the drunken mare:"I'm so-o-o-o drunk right now."..."Did anyone hear me? I said, I'm SO DRUNK right now!"
>>41493423Who of the M6 if more likely to rape anon when drunk?
>>41546506All of them (gang rape).
>>41546506
>>41544522Gravitational collapse.
>>41546506Definitely Fluttershy by a mile. Rarity and Pinkie would start molesting you and cry if you objected.
>>41540736>Holy shit what were you thinking. >She probably hates you now. >You betrayed her trust. >The nicest pony in Ponyville. >You don't deserve such an enchanted life. >You should kill yourself now. >There's some rope in the house somewhere. >*You search your home until you find rope*>You knew this would come in handy one day. >Hmm...>*You wrap the rope around your neck and tie a shoelace knot*>This isn't quite right. >How do you tie a noose?>*You go to your kitchen and grab a toaster*>*You take it to the bathtub and run the water*>This will work. >The weight of your guilt is cold and metallic. >Like the toaster. >*You get into the tub and raise the toaster to drop*>*You close your eyes and drop it in*>The toaster makes a large plop sound and splashes water everywhere. >It sinks quickly and lands on your stomach. >It is painful. >But you are not dead. >Your toaster doesn't run on electricity, it's magical. >You feel like a loser. >Because you are one. >The toaster stays behind as you have the bathroom. >There's no way you could mess this one up. >*You go outside and climb to the roof of your house*>No one has ever survived jumping off the roof of a short building. >Still wearing your new tie, you stretch out your arms like a crucifix and leap from your roof. >"Whoa dude!">Before you have time to inevitably regret your fall a nearby pegasus catches you. >"Oh. Hi Rainbow Shine.">"You gotta be more careful. Take care now!">She sets you down gently and smiles and waves as she flies away. >This is impossible. >*You go back inside*>Somehow soaking wet again. >You'll just stay here forever, learning to photosynthesize when the food runs out. >*You remove your wet clothes again and crawl back into bed*>You're such a retard.
>>41547223>Anon trys to kill himself but the universe won't let him
>>41547223I hope things go well for anon and ponkaShe was so sad :(
>>41547223>The minutes whittle away from where you're laying.>Time flies on by.>You try to sleep to make time pass quicker but it's to no effect.>You close your eyes and it feels like time has gone in reverse.>Hunger creeps into your consciousness. >Starving yourself to death is an option.>*You go to the kitchen and rummage around*>Fried oats, dried oats, or oatmeal.>Oh boy.>*You start the stove for some oatmeal*>A knock at your door interrupts you.>Who could it ever be?>*You take a look through the peephole*>There's no one there.>*You take a look through the pony height peephole*>It's Pinkie Pie.>"Nonny! Nonny, I need to talk to you!">*Your heart sinks and you flee from the front door*>Just pretend she's not there.>She's definitely come to kill you.>The stove is still on.>*You go to finish making your oatmeal*>Another knock.>"Nonny! I am super duper one hundred percent serious not silly right now!">Pinkie has her face pressed up against your kitchen window.>Just ignore her and she'll go away.>*You go to your fridge to get some milk*>"ANONYMOUS!">Pinkie Pie is inside of your fridge>Your limitless condiments and singular carton of milk spill out onto the floor as Pinkie takes up too much space.>The sudden shock causes you to recoil backwards and lose balance.>Your head hits something behind you.>Hard.>Everything goes black.
>>41547681I can't believe anonymous is fucking dead
>>41547681Inb4 she returns the favor
>>41547681MOAR YOU WONDERFUL WRITEFAG
>>41548104What's she gonna do, rape his face too?
I like to imagine that post-Luna Eclipsed is how Luna normally is, and Luna Eclipsed is how Luna is when drunk.Celestia I imagine changes with how drunk she is. From buzzed to tipsy, she is a little more playful and exuberant, slightly less inhibited and more prone things like what she did to the Cakes. Much passed that and she starts lettimg the part of her she keeps a tight leash on come out, becoming more unpleasant, more haughty and demanding, less afraid to remind her ponies she's the alpha mare goddess in charge, and expects to be treated as such.
>>41549383I want to get Celestia absolutely hammered.
>>41548845It's the only way to restore balance to the universe. >https://youtube.com/watch?v=aG9agQ4Yp68
>>41549383I want to be used aggressively by a drunken Luna who apologizes in the morning but repeats the cycle.
>>41547681I’m on the edge of my seat
>>41547681I NEED MORE AAAAAAAAA
>>41551963I'm edging bro
>>41552061Proof?
>>41552241
>>41547681>You awake in a hospital bed.>The first thing you see is Pinkie Pie's worried face.>About 2 inches from yours.>"Pinkie darling, give the boy some room to breathe.">"Oh. Sorry.">Pinkie says with a guilty smile, backing away from you.>With your view unobstructed you can see the whole gang now.>Rainbow, Twilight, Rarity, Flutters, AJ, and of course Pinkie.>They were all staring at you.>They all look concerned.>Twilight speaks up.>"Pinkie told us all you were acting strange. You were sick and running scared from her and everypony. Then you hit your head so hard you lost consciousness.">"Uh uh. So I brought you here to get you all better then got all our friends together to come see you and make sure you're ok.">They all nod and smile between each other.>"Or at least us because the nurses said I was only allowed to bring five other visitors otherwise it would become a fire hazard and-">Twilight begins the interrogation.>"So tell us Anonymous. What has got you avoiding your friends? You know that we are always here for you no matter what.">All the mares lean in to show their genuine concern and care for you.>You no longer have the capacity to run away, or throw up, or hide.>You have been cornered by kindness.>What should you do?>"I-I'm just very embarrassed to say.">"Aw come on dude. You can totally tell us whatever it is. So hurry it up-">Rainbow Dash's brashness catches the ire strangely of Pinkie.>She glares at her with fire in her eyes.>"I mean, take as long as you need to tell us.">Rainbow laughs it off.>"I'd really like if I could just be alone for now.">Your friends all look at each other and pass messages through their eyes and such.>They know better than to force anypony into doing something they don't want to do.>"Ok Anon.">The six ponies leave.>You wonder if the windows are locked and what floor you're on.>*You look at the door*>*You look back at the windows*>Hmm.>*You lift up the sheets*>Pinkie Pie has somehow been hiding underneath them.>She instantly places a hoof over your mouth for practical effect.>She places her other front hoof over her mouth for a metaphorical one.>"Don't scream.">Inside you are most certainly screaming.>"Nonny. I am going to remove my hoof ok? And you're not gonna freak out ok?">*You nod your head yes*>Pinkie takes her hoof off you.>Your body obeys her command.>Crocodile tears burst forth from Pinkie's eyes.>She lunges forward to grab you in a needy hug.
>>41552624>"Nonnnnnny!">Here it comes.>"Did I hurt you last night?">"Huh?">"I'm sorrrrryyyy! I don't remember what I did to hurt you last night so badly that you hate me now!">"How... how much do you remember?">She quickly wipes the snot and tears away with a hoof.>"I remember you were being so nice to me and took me home to Sugar Cube. I remember being really dizzy and getting really sick. All over you.">"Go on.">"Then it gets really fuzzy. I was super sleepy. I thought I did something that you really liked as a way to thank you. I thought you really liked it.">The dams on her tear ducts break down again>Neighagra Falls spew forth from her.>"But you must have hated iiiiitt! Because now you hate meeee!">She must not remember.>Wow you really did take advantage of your friend.>But if she can't remember it then it can't actually hurt her right?>The truth sure would.>"Uhm, Pinkie.">She snorts back the snot this time.>"Yeah?">"I don't hate you.">"You don't?">A smile appears on her face covered in several fluids.>"Of course not. You're the best pony in all of Equestria.">"I am?">You take a page from her vocabulary. >"Indeedy.">She takes the pristine white blankets and smushes them into her face, wiping away all the sadness.>Pinkie comes in for another hug, less desperate and more relieved.>Happy even.>"So, what did happen last night?">"I don't remember.">Prison's too good for you.>"I'm really sorry Pinkie.>Hanging's too good for you.>"I thought that I did something that you hated. That's why I was so scared when I saw you.">You should be fed to Timber Wolves piece by piece.>"But now I'm sure whatever happened was just so much fun neither of us can remember.">May Celestia have mercy on your soul.>Pinkie hops off the bed and does her usual bouncing up and down routine.>"Of course! That makes perfect sense. We had a fun blackout! I really need to curb how much fun I have sometimes. Otherwise I'll never remember just how much fun I had.">What a weight lifted off you.>You stand up from the bed.>Pinkie Pie snickers and slaps you on the ass.>"Nice outfit Nonny.">*You jump and reflexively cover your backside*>You're wearing a couple hospital gowns that were tied together to fit you.>Despite the efforts of the staff ponies your butt is still exposed.>Maybe it was on purpose, maybe it's just a rule of the clothing.
>>41552625Wonderful stuff writefren, really wanna see how anon will tie his guilt off.
>>41552625I want to squeeze this anon's balls
bumping so writefag keeps going
>>41552625I haven't said anything since the green started, but I really enjoyed this. It was a little raw and ugly at times but it felt in character for ponks, and anon too. It certainly feels like the anon thing to do, to shut down and try a couple quick and dirty sudoku tactics before deciding to wallow. N...not me of course, that would...uh...mmh...
>>41553197Bro that's gay.
We know from the show that Big Mac drinks to let out all his emotions (e.g., when he thought Sugar Belle was going to break up with him). Poor guy.
>>41554193Maybe he's a happy drunk sometimes too then?
>>41498186>Ywn get to experience your abusive alchoholic waifu teaming up with your irl alcoholic abuser for a domestic violence collab
>>41554351Rainbow Dash and my Parents linked up. Need it or keep it?
bump writefag I beg you for more green
>>41552625put it on ponepaste and keep updating i was so scared this thread got archived for a second
>>41555734I'll take care of it later tonight after writing some more. It feels wonderful to see people excited to read green. Thank you so much anon.
>>41555805we'll keep the thread warm for you
>>41552625>A fresh set of clothes were prepared for you, sitting on a nearby chair. >No doubt by your good friend Pinkie. >*You look the clothing then at Pinkie*>She looks at you expectantly, waiting. >"Pinkie, would you mind?">"Hmm?">She looks at confused, empty even. >*You motion to the chair and then to yourself">"Privacy?">"Oh. Ha ha. Right.">She turns around. >She is still standing there. >With her back facing you. >With her shapely, round backside facing you. >You've always paid attention to it. >But something about it feels different now. >You blush. >Before things get too upright you scramble for your garments. >Pinkie Pie giggles at the sounds of your struggles. >Normally it would be good natured ribbing. >Again it feels different. >This is all in your head. >She's just being herself and nothing is out of the ordinary. >*You finish getting dressed and walk out with Pinkie*>The receptionist at the front is friendly when checking you out. >They don't even charge you a dime. >Not that it matters. >Equestrian economics don't make and sense to you. >Like it's all a bunch of children playing pretend. >*You leave through the front doors with Pinkie*>"Are you sure you're ok Nonny? Because I can tell Mrs. and Mr. Cake that a friend needs help and they'll say 'But Pinkie you've missed three shifts this week for different friendship problems and that big monster and then there was the "'Thanks Big Monster For Not Destroying Ponyville Party'" you had to throw' and then I'll say-">"Pinkie. It's fine. I'm fine. Honestly. Just need to get something to eat that stays in my stomach.">"Okie dokie. I guess I'll get back to work then. The cakes are probably just crazy looking for me again.">Pinkie starts hopping away. >She pauses to look at you.>"Oh I almost forgot. Thanks for being a good friend Anon.">"You too.">Pinkie skips away. >You are left alone finally. >There's a nearby bench placed neatly under a tree. >*You go over and sit down, your head in your hands with elbows resting on your thighs*>What are you doing?>You've gotten away it. >How are you supposed to look at any of your friends the same way? >Maybe you should skip town and make some new friends. >Adopt a new identity. >Wait a minute. >Aren't you late for work?
>>41554264He felt nothing but misery and pain until he met Sugar Belle sadly. Dead parents, had to be the man of the house from the pony equivalent of 7 years old, was the main one keeping the farm running after Applejack met Twilight, had fuck all time off work to make friends or find a special somepony, friendless until he met his bros Spike and Discord.
>>41556311>You were. >Without another thought you rushed off to your job. >Finding employment in a pony dominated world was harder than you thought. >Pegasi were faster than you. >Earth ponies were stronger. >Anything you thought your dextrous hands would be good for were blown away by unicorn magic. >And all three ponies had more endurance than you. >Thankfully there was still a place for ponies, uh creatures like you. >A job for the most useless Equestrian society has to offer. >Practically a daycare for adults. >"Hello Anon oh muss!">"Hi Derpy.">The post office.>When you arrive Derpy Hooves, the cute grey mare that she is, was dealing with an upset customer. >A customer who was only more upset when Derpy interrupted her to say hi to you. >*You walk past Derpy to the locker rooms*>Your uniform is stashed here. >Everypony's was, you all couldn't be trusted to remember to bring them. >Next to your locker was another coworker of yours, Partin Parcel.>An earth pony and fellow stallion of the glamorous Equestrian Postal Service. >He was struggling to get his uniform on. >He had been struggling for a while. >*You help him get the shirt over his head*>"Thanks Anon.">"Don't mention it.">"I swear one day I'll get this figured out.">"If you ever do I'll be out of a job. Derpy will realize I don't do anything else around here.">Partin laughs. >*You put on your uniform effortlessly*>"Hey, Anon.">Partin leans in as he says, tilting his head in time with your name. >"Hey, Partin.">You do the same to him. >"What would you do if, hypothetically, I was hiding in your locker and right as you opened it I jumped out and kissed you on the lips. What would you do?">"Do I have time to react?">The two of you saunter over to the sorting room.>"No. You only realize what happened after.">"Does anyone else see this?">Derpy comes by and tells you both you're doing a great job.>Partin waits for her to leave. >"No. It's super fast like a quick peck and then I gallop away.">"I find you and confront you about it.">Some packages end up in the wrong sorting bins as you talk.>"I deny the whole thing. I act like it never happened.">Partin and you laugh about the absurdness of your conversation. >Although for some reason his responses resonate with you. >You and your coworker whittle away the time in the back room. >More silly hypotheticals are asked both ways. >It feels like no time at all before Derpy comes back to announce everypony's lunch break.
>>41556734>Together you all go to the break room to eat. >Despite there being tables and chairs Partin and Derpy sit on the floor to eat. >Oh no. >You have forgotten to pack a lunch in the commotion from this morning. >*You get up to leave the building*>Going out for lunch will suffice. ...>"You too.">The last words spoken by your green friend as you bounce away. >You bounce and boing and four legged pogo away until you're out of sight and sound. >Then you sit.>Back to the wall of a lovely cottage. >Was the bit about the Cakes too wordy?>Could Nonny tell everything you were going for?>He didn't laugh but as long as he was entertained it's alright. >Not every joke or gag can be a gut buster. >Your hair starts vibrating. >Must be one of the Cakes. >*You pull the tip of your curly mane as far out as you can with your flat smooth hoof*>It pulls the rest of you with it, scrunching up your whole body like a spring through a pinkhole.>It's like a wormhole but only when it's funny.>At least you hope so. >You're not really sure how it all works. >You just know that your body tells you to do things and you do them. >You appear in a broom closet that is being opened. >Confetti bursts out with you. >That's not part of the pinkhole.>You set that up yourself manually.>Mrs. Cake is the recipient of your surprise.
>>41555734>>41556738Here is a pone paste link for you anon. Thanks for asking for one. >https://ponepaste.org/10419
>>41556828I’ll really enjoying this writefag hope you keep going
>>41556907For you anonymous? Anything.
>>41556738I wonder what Pinkie's up to
>"Hey Nonny!">"Guess what time it is!">...>"That's RIGHT!">"It's MAKE-OUT TIME!!!"
>>41558949I want to feel the back of this mare's throat.
>>41556828this has been some top quality green so far, and I look forward to more
>>41556738
>>41556738>Mrs. Cake gently shrieks. >It turns to laughter. >Nailed it. >"Oh my goodness. You really gave me quite the scare.">You give your employer a big close eyed smile. >Mrs. Cake reaches past you to grab a broom from the closet. >"Would you mind?">She motions to a mess of cupcakes in the front of the store. >Probably some foals getting overexcited.>She also motions to the confetti you got everywhere. >"No problem Mrs. C.">You get back to work, sweeping up baked sweets with the broom and the vacuuming up the confetti with your tail. >Have you seen the price of party supplies lately?>Even you have to reuse whatever you can. >*You finish cleaning and go back to running the register*>Ponies pour in in waves. >A whole family coming in for an afternoon treat. >Groups of filly friends with some pocket change looking to maximize their sugar to bits ratio. >A couple of stallions who neither of which knew what to get their sweet sweethearts. >You attend to each and every pony perfectly. >You know exactly what to get for each one. >Every single need, want, and unknown desire answered.>Everypony leaves satisfied. >It makes you happy to see them smile in validation.>But it makes you think. >That most dangerous of activities. >It makes you doubt. >You have a free moment in-between the ponies coming in. >"Hey Mrs. Cake?">"Oh yes dear?">"Do you ever do stuff with Mr. Cake? Like while after having a few teeny tiny chugs of cider?">"Of course. We love to take the kids out and get some for the whole family when the Apples make the stuff.">*You shake your head*>"No no no. I'm talking about the stuff you can get absolutely silly on.">Mrs. Cake looks perplexed at you. >"You know, like the kind of cider you don't give to babies?">"Oh. Well I suppose that is different.">Mrs. Cake plants herself down on a chair.>Her eyes trail off towards the kitchen where her hubby is diligently baking. >"Well sometimes we like to get a bit loopy when we have date nights.">"Uh huh. Do you ever get so 'loopy' you forget just how loopy you were?">"Celestia not in a long time.">"But when you did, did you ever feel like it wasn't a good idea?">"Hmm. Well I only ever did it with someone I trust. Like my studly stallion over there.">"So you weren't afraid you might hurt him?">"Not at all. As long as I was with him I knew it was gonna be fine.">Mrs. Cake whistles and blows a kiss at her husband in the other room.
>>41559928>He blushes back at her and pretends to catch it. >"And I'm not ashamed to tell ya that he really knows how to cut loose.">Mrs. and Mr. Cake were making more and more obscene faces at each other. >Isn't it lovely to see two consenting adults loving each other. >Hmm.>You can't shake the feeling that Anon still feels bad about last night. >You don't know why.>Maybe you should take a page from the loving wife pantomiming the act of churning butter and have some more to drink with Nonny. >Let him know he can trust you. >He says he had fun even if he doesn't remember. >If only you could remember what it was you did.
>>4149426880% accurate. I'd believe you if you said the show's staff wrote this. Expect rarity. She’d probably be a women's rights activist. Cause you know the fashion industry constantly pushes for more female expression through clothing. It would seem a lot out of character for her. She'd still be somewhat racist though definitely.“I can't believe zebras are born with stripes. If I were a zebra, I’d kill myself or get those hideous marks removed”. Would be something I could see her saying
>>41495524dude, you need a vocational rehab agent.I got my GVRA agent for my narcolepsy, and I finally got back on my feet.my agent saved me from homelessness.
>>41559931i like where this is going
>Come on big boy. My foals would love an Intershpecies Sex-Ed demonstration. It'll be *hic* edumactional.
>>41559931Damn this is good
>>41559931>You check your hoof watch which you never put on but is.>Just about lunch time.>"Idea.">*You violently throw the watch off in a random direction*>"Hey Mrs. C, I'm gonna leave for my lunch ok.">"Sure sure Pinkie. Whatever. Just lock the door on your way out.">Mrs. Cake isn't even paying attention.>She was too busy taking off her apron heading towards the kitchen.>*You do as she says and lock up the shop when you leave*>Sounds like the Cakes are really baking in there now.>Your hair isn't moving at all.>Darn, that would have been really convenient right now. >Looks like you'll be walking to the Post Office.>Trotting through the town is pleasant.>Everypony is always so happy to see you.>Whenever you need something it just works out for you.>A pony moping around and you've got just the thing for them.>Not that you don't work hard at it all the time, all the manual preparation, all the brainstorming what ponies like.>Sometimes though you don't remember getting a certain gift for certain ponies.>Like the universe just knows you're here to help and helps you.>*You reach the post office*>So why can't the universe help you right now?>It is closed for lunch.>*You look around you to see if anypony is watching*>There isn't.>*You start yanking and pulling on the door*>It won't budge.>Huffing and puffing with frustration.>There's a trick that usually works.>*You move to a nearby window that you can see somepony eating*>*You pick up a rock*>*You lean back to throw it*>Really as far back as you can, getting off your hooves and balancing on your tail as you build up all that leverage and power.>Wait a minute.>Is that Partin in there?>Why isn't Nonny eating with him?>Your hair starts vibrating.>Looks like the joke is on you this time.>*You drop the rock and pull your hair*...>"Can I get uhh...">The mare Carrot Bun looks at you dead inside.>After leaving the Post Office you have been staring at the menu for food that ninety nine percent of you can't eat.>Carrot Bun blinks one eye at a time, very slowly.>She was gonna be a rockstar, she was gonna be famous.>You finally order a potato burger.>Extra sauce.>Buttery crispy buns.>A nice big, juicy, golden patty.>It comes in a neat little cardboard box.>*You open the box*>"SURPRISE!">Defying the space around her Pinkie's face meets yours.>You are taken aback gracefully.>Right onto the ground, dropping your Pinkie Meal.>She forces her face from the way to small box.>It squishes and stretches her like a latex glove.>But she pops out full size and fine just like always.>The cashier Carrot Bun smirks at your near heart attack and tumble to the floor.>She will remember this.
>>41561892new greenkino alert
>>41561902need this image but with her eyes poking out of the binos cartoon wolf style
>Twilight Hugs and kisses me>Applejack Hugs and kisses me>FluttershyHugs and kisses me >Pinkie Pie Hugs and kisses me >Rainbow Dash Hugs and kisses me >Rarity Hugs and kisses me
>>41561992thinking based i see.
>>41561892>"Hi Nonny.">"Hi Pinkie.">"I've come here to ask you something super duper important.">"Does it have anything to do with food?">"Kinda. Do you wanna come out with me and get some more cider tonight? Think of it as a 'Thanks For Being a Good Friend Party'. But a small one. And Twilight and Rarity and AJ and all our friends will come too so you know you can trust me.">She still thinks she's at fault. >You already got away once. >Just tell her no and you're sorry. >"Pinkie. I don't know. It's just that...">She looks like she's about to cry. >Well, you do owe it to her to at least show her a better night than last time. >"Ok Pinkie. I'd love to.">Those little confetti cannons and horns that seem to follow her everywhere sound off as she bounces with glee. >"Great. Just really great. Come see me after work?">*You half heartedly mid while turning your attention*>*You look into the discarded burger box*>There is nothing left for you to eat. >Pinkie stops bouncing.>She reaches into her hair and rummages around. >Really just digging in there, elbow deep. >She pulls out your burger and gives it to you. >"Thanks Pinkie.">Pinkie winks at you and little sparkles come out of the thin air next to her eyes. >What a mare. >She bounces away, leaving you alone on the ground with your lunch. >That's where you enjoy it too, on the ground. >"That's right you animal. Eat it.">Carrot Bun is smiling as she whispers that a little too loud.>Regardless, you don't stop eating. ...>It's just about quitting time. >You and Partin were finishing up a hypothetical about taking a dump on Derpy's desk. >Not that she would ever deserve such treatment.>Derpy is the nicest boss you've ever had. >But really, what IF Partin walked in with Derpy and you were just dropping trou on her workspace?>No satisfactory answer is reached between the two of you. >You'll have to reconvene next time. >You and Partin take off your uniforms in record time. >As you two are walking out you see Derpy still struggling with hers.>She'll be fine, probably won't even miss dinner time with Dinky.>Partin and you wave goodbye and part ways. >Pinkie should be at Sugar Cube.>You could just go home and tell her you were feeling ill.>Tell her you forgot you had a prior engagement. >That one always works for Rarity. >In for a penny in for a pound. >You turn towards Sugar Cube and start walking.
>>41562688writefag blesses us once again
>>41562688>new green>dubscheck'd
>>41562688bumping for you anon
>>41562688Please do not shit on Derpy’s desk
>>41559928>>41559931>>41561892>>41562688Chck
>>41562688>>41562688>What if Pinkie has to cancel? >You could feign your disappointment and then go home and be alone. >Something deep inside of you still tells you to do that, there's always a need to hide deep down. >Even in this picturesque town of friendly faces. >You're back at Sugar Cube Corner. >Again. >*You walk up to the door*>You're thinking about calling in at the last moment. >*You knock once on the door*>Why are you knocking?>It's a business you could just walk in >It doesn't really matter however.>Within two shakes of a fly's wings the door swings open. >Pinkie was eagerly waiting to greet you.>She leaps up to hug you.>Gosh she's so warm and smells so good. >"I'm so glad you came Nonny!" >"Me too.">She let's go of you and plops onto the ground. >The both of you stare at each other. >"Well let's get going then yeah?">"Indeedy.">Pinkie and you start down together towards the bar. >Recently opened by Berry Punch. >She came upon a sizeable sum of bits after winning her identity theft lawsuit against Berryshine.>Some of the more, honest ponies in town have been making wagers how long it'll last before she drinks herself out of business. >If such a thing as bankruptcy could exist here. >Should that ever came close at least six other ponies would all band together to save the business somehow with a song. >Your absent minded daydreaming has caused you to tune out most of Pinkie's rambling. >"And then she started pumping the cream with her hooves like this.">That does make you laugh. >You have arrived. >You enter through the threshold first. >Most ponies don't seem to notice.>When Pinkie enters everypony erupts in cheerful greetings. >"Pinkie!">And this mare thinks these ponies are bluffing?>You're at least spotted by a blue and yellow pair.>Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have made it out tonight. >They wave you over with big smiles.
Kinobumpin
>>41564484I pray to celestia that anon finds a resolution to his misdeeds, and that pinkie may as well forgive him even though we know she has misdeeded anon in her mind. more green please!
>>41565078forgot pic
>>41565078>forgivenessThis green ain't about Fluttershy.
>>41564484>Pinkie and you wade through the crowd of ponies to your close friends, sitting at the bar itself.>These ponies, it's like they have no sense of self control.>They drink because it feels good and they just follow that impulse.>It's always packed in here.>"What's up slackers?">Rainbow dash sounds thoroughly sloshed already.>"Check out this new thing that I can, I can do.">Rainbow bites a hole into a can of Horse Lite.>She opens the can normally and chugs it straight from the hole, all in one gulp.>When she finishes she crushes the can on her forehead.>Judging from the specks of blood and bruises she has been getting lots of practice.>"Isn't that so awesome? You can drink it even faster!">"Oh yeah. It's called shotgunning.">"There's a name for it?!">Rainbow Dash is flabbergasted.>Pinkie notices Fluttershy.>"You alright there?">She asks while getting in between Flutters and Dash.>Flutteryshy is hiding in her hair.>It's covering her whole face, her front hooves keeping it in place.>Pinkie Pie lacks respect for personal boundaries.>She parts the yellow pegasus's hair to reveal her face.>Behind the curtain is a very red and very happy looking mare.>"H-hi Pinkie.">Rainbow Dash leans over Pinkie's shoulder interjecting herself. >"Hey Flutters. Hey, hey, hey Flutters. Flutters!">"Hmm?">"Show them that thing you learned.">"Rainbow Dash. It's embarrassing.">"Don't sweat it. I'll do you this time.">"I guess we can do one more.">Rainbow grabs a bottle of Apple whiskey while Fluttershy fixes her hair to be behind her head, out of the way.>Dash signals for you and Pinkie to give some room.>Fluttershy presses her front legs together, right up against her neck.>Rainbow starts pouring the whiskey onto her friend.>Right in the little pocket she's made between her forelegs and beneath her throat.>Without any tact or grace Rainbow dives her face right in it and slurps every last drop.>She even starts to sucks up the moisture from Fluttershy's coat.>"Oh dear.">"Can't waste a single drop my fine feathered friend.">You are now the flabbergasted one.
>>41565227>Pinkie has a smile from ear to ear on her face.>"Holy Celestia Fluttershy! Where did you learn about that?">"Um, I saw it in a manga.">"A what now?">"It was a comic book.">Fluttershy recedes back to her hair fortress.>"Well wherever you saw it it looks like fun. I wanna try it too.">Rainbow perks up again at the thought of more drinking.>"You got it Pinkie.">Rainbow grabs the whiskey again and gets ready to pour it on Pinkie's neck.>"Wait. I wanna do it with Anon.">"Oh yeah yeah I get ya.">Rainbow smiles smugly and elbow nudges her pink friend in the side.>"Ha ha.">You think it sounds like fun too.>Even if you're not particularly fond of shots. >She's offering you while completely sober.>So that makes it definitely okay this time.>"I'm game Ponka.">"Sweet.">Pinkie takes the bottle from Dash who keeps giving you both a playful side eye.>*You scooch closer to Pinkie*>She scooches closer to you.>The two of you lock eyes for a moment.>Pinkie pours the whiskey down your chest.>"Nonny! You're supposed to squeeze your arms together!">"Pinkie! Damn it!">*You stand up from your chair as the liquid spills down your front*>You just can't escape fluids getting all over you around this filly.>"Rainbow could ya help a girl out here?">"No problem.">Rainbow hovers behind you and puts her front hooves on your arms.>She pushes them together and tilts your chest up.>"Hey!">Pinkie hops in her seat, scraping the barstool along the ground.>She gets right up next to you and stands up on her hindlegs.>"You gotta do it like this Nonny.">Pinkie pulls away your shirt to reveal your feeble pecs.>It's not that you haven't tried exercising it's just that it takes up so much time.>And then you've gotta start dieting around it and eating at certain times.>Really just a big hassle honestly.>Pinkie interrupts your mental excuses with a second pour of the alcohol onto you.>There's not a lot of volume for it to build up.>Again, you've totally tried it's just too inconvenient.>Pinkie doesn't seem to mind.>She leans forward and sips from your natural cup.>There's not a lot of it, but she drinks it slowly and savors the flavor in every drop.
>>41565230good shit anon, hype for this
>>41565324Who's this?
>>41565230This reminds me of the good old days.
>>41565230Just joined this thread, quality shit anon and I'm eager for to see how this concludes.
>>41565227>>41565230>that Rainbow and Fluttershy>that Pinkie and Anonyou're doing the god's work, writefag
>>41565324>>41565775>>41566175>>41566181You are all very kind. Thank you for your interest and time. Side note. Am I schizo or was there a picture that looked like pic related but the text said something like "sometimes after I touch myself I get really angry"? I wanted to use that picture but couldn't find it. If it exists.
>>41566232if you're a schizo, I'm a schizo cause I remember that image too
>>41565230This better not give me a new fetish.
>>41562688>"That's right you animal. Eat it.">Carrot Bun is smiling as she whispers that a little too loud.hey! Just because it's true doesn't mean it doesn't hurt!
>>41566232I've definitely seen that edit before, can't find it anywhere though
>>41565774no clue, I needed a vibrating horse for a shitpost last year and she was the only pony I had saved on the computer I was using
>>41565774https://www.twibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-blazey+sketch
>>41566851
>>41567155I'm surprised it came out so good for aislop
>>41565227>ywn suck whiskey from a mare’s chest fluff
>>41565230>"Mmm, juicy.">Rainbow Dash slaps you on the back.>"Way to go stud.">You did enjoy Pinkie's forwardness this time.>Although something about it felt strange, different than her usual antics.>Don't think anything of it.>"Excuse me bartender, I would like to get your biggest and most flavorful drink. A round for everypony!">Pinkie orders something she doesn't even know what it is.>She has ordered it for every patron in the bar even.>Berry Punch from behind the counter salutes Pinkie's dedication.>Causing her to almost lose her balance on three legs.>The drunken mare ducks underneath her counter.>Sounds of bottles clinking nonstop can be heard.>Pinkie starts to lean over to see for herself.>That's right when Berry comes back out with a hoofful of ingredients.>Liquors you've never heard of, syrups and sugary mixers, assorted fruits, a calzone.>She's making one of these for everypony?>She sure is.>Berry mixes each drink with the utmost skill and grace, the same mare who was falling over moments ago.>They're mixed into these large punch bowl style containers.>Decorated with fruit and the pizza burrito.>She keeps pulling more and more out from under the counter.>How does he have all that room down there?>How much is this costing Pinkie?>How does it taste?>Ponies start coming up to the counter to collect their drinks.>"Why doncha put it on my tab Berry?">Berry Punch nods enthusiastically at Pinkie.>*You go up to get yours*>When you look down at your refreshment it's bubbling.>Not like carbonation but more like a swamp.>It's changing colors in front of you.>But it does smell oddly alluring.
>>41567923DRINK THE JUNGLE JUICE ANON
>>41567923Watching and waiting for more
>>41567923Did she get this recipe from Zecora?
>>41567923CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>41568449It's called the "Mississippi Queen".
>>41567923>*You pick up the cauldron of booze*>Just the vapors coming off it are enough to get someone intoxicated.>Looking over at Pinkie she has her drink in hoof.>She gives you a wink before diving her head into it, gulping it down.>"Hey uh, Berry? Could I have a-">Berry is an experienced drinker and anticipates your needs.>She places a pink silly straw in your bowl.>"Thank you very much.">*You take in the smell one more time before taking a sip*>It tastes like a skunk sprayed in your mouth.>Then it tastes like perfume.>Rubbing alcohol, a burning sensation, liquid screaming.>But then it tastes different.>It tastes like sweetness, like pixie sticks, like cupcakes and pastries and cheese danishes.>It becomes smoother as your throat relaxes and drinks more.>The painful sting you usually get in the back of your throat fades away.>You just want to keep gulping more and more down your throat.>It tastes and smells familiar to you.>Almost like sweat after a long night.>But not yours, somepony you know.>You can't stop taking it all in.>Before you know it, it's gone.>Even the calzone.>Your whole body feels heavy and loose, sloppy.>Turning around to see your friends you find Rainbow and Flutters are on the floor.>They're giggling as they boop each other back and forth.>"Rainbow Dash?">Your words come out slurred, but she still hears them.>As she turns her head to look at you her whole body follows.>She spins out of control and falls with her back flat.>Fluttershy who was mid boop misses her mark completely, causing her to lose her balance as well and fall onto your blue friend.>They're still giggling.>Every pony in the room is going through similar motions.>They are all getting very emotional, very touchy feely, very happy, and very sad.>Mares and stallions moving every which way all at the same time and knocking into each other and scattered furniture.>Was there music before?>Who did you come with?>"Hey.">*You turn towards the pony beckoning you*>"Oh. Hi. Pinkie.">She looks like she's glowing.>You can smell her from your seat, or is it the alcohol on your lips wafting up as you breathe.>She reminds you a lot of the concoction you just had.
Imagine drinking liquid Pinkie Pie
>>41569484Like mare cum or like a talking liquid that is pinkie pie?
>>41569569Yes
>>41569569I'm the one who posted that, not >>41570003Yes.
>>41569432god damn it, now I want some magic pony booze and the closest thing we have to that here is those weird recipes of artificial mare cum
>>41572034That's a lot of sprinkles.
>>41569432>"You want another round?">"Mhm.">Pinkie orders another drink for the both of you.>It is thankfully not the same one from before.>There's no way Berry could even have enough supplies left to make more.>A quaint little glass is placed before you and Pinkie.>It's a pink drink obviously.>Smells of gin and cherries.>You get the feeling you're supposed to sip on this sort of thing.>*You take your glass and raise it up*>Just the smell of alcohol usually makes you dizzy.>*You put your lips to the rim and taste it*>Smooth as water.>"Don't be silly Nonny, like this.">Pinkie puts her hoof under the base of your drink and tilts it up, forcing it all into your mouth.>You can't help but swallow it all.>"That's more like it!">Pinkie does the same for her own, taking it all in one chug.>It feels like a rock in your stomach.>Sending tingles all up and down your body, if you still had hair it would be tingling right now.>"More! Lets do shots!">Pinkie was just getting started.>She makes you keep up with every pint, every car bomb, every flagon.>Before long, everything seems blurry to you now.>Everything, but Pinkie.>When you look at her it's like she's outlined.>She's so pretty.>You've been laughing and talking with her all night.>Telling her the funny conversations you have with your coworkers while she tells you about the crazy customers who come in to Sugar Cube.>Both of you laugh at every sentence even when it's not funny.>She doesn't seem to mind.>"Hey Nonny?">"Yeah Pinkie?">"Do you ever wonder who would find your body first if you died suddenly one day? Who would notice you're missing first?">"You have a habit of checking up on me. So I guess it would be you.">"Would you find me Nonny?">"I don't... yeah Pinkie of course.">"Thanks.">Pinkie and you have been throwing them back all night.>But these next ones go down differently.>They're heavier, harder to swallow.>You might just be at your limit, you might be way past it.>Every blink feels longer and longer, time skips by as your eyes water.
>>41573766What did she mean by this bros
>>41573766>Before long, everything seems blurry to you now.>Everything, but Pinkie.>When you look at her it's like she's outlined.>She's so pretty.god I love this so much
>>41544522In the original comic she was just really big so people kept editing it with a smaller Rarity and eventually this happened.
>And then you were both falling-down, snot-slinging, commode-hugging drunk, so not much happened except you threw up a lot and passed out on the floor.
>>41573838>>41573766It's adorable. I don't know how they do it but write frens always prtray Pinkie so preciously.
Is Pinkie Pie cute or adorable?
>>41574788I don't even care that much for panko manko but every writefag writes her so well
>>41574788Yes. >>41574443Because I love her.
bumparoo
Pinkie drank too much and made a radical decision!
>>41576736And she still a cutie
>>41575368this animation pisses me and i'm not sure why
>>41576747Maybe because she doesn’t have a neck
>>41576756no it might be the uwu overly cutesy art style and the artist that made itsugar morning annoys me
>>41576747I dont like the way the body+butt is drawn. It makes her look fat, but in a not-good way.
>>41577138Low Test tee bee aych.
>>41577428I'm on /mlp/, of course I'm a low test faggot, you faggot
>>41577667Speak for yourself, mate.
>>41573766>It's time for another round.>The drinks flow like rivers.>Sometimes they're calm and fresh, sometimes they're topped with white foam.>A PSA from your youth springs to mind, words like "liver disease" and "organ failure" come up.>It's time to stop.>*You look over at Pinkie*>She's just as bad off as you are.>Most of the other ponies are doing swell either.>Several of them have fallen to the floor to sleep or at least nap.>Including Rainbow Dash, again, and this time Fluttershy as well.>If somepony had walked in for this very moment they might have confused this night time debauchery with a mass suicide event.>"Hey Pinkie?">She doesn't legibly respond, a sort of grunt and muffled lip blowing sound comes out.>"Let's get outta here.">She nods her head and smiles.>The pair of you stumble outside.>There's still sounds of laughter and crying coming from inside as you turn your backs on the bar.>The good times never end around here.>Pinkie looks like she needs help again moving forward, but so do you.>"Need a lift?">"Yeah...">The words come out so slurred from both of you.>She can't even hop onto your back to get up.>Pinkie jumps at your back but without enough height ends up pushing you over.>Now she is able to clamber on to your back as you hold yourself up on all fours.>"Onward my loyal steed!">*You imitate a horse whinnying">It makes Pinkie Pie laugh.>A nearby pony doesn't find it as funny.>They scoff at your, perceived by them, open racism.>None of that matters to you.>You are a loyal steed and must carry your rider to safety.>The ground is cold on your hands and knees but you don't mind.>Pinkie's body heat keeps you motivated.>She jostles around on your back, rubbing her legs, her thighs on you.>She lays down on you, her head resting on your shoulders.>You can feel her breathe on you.>It smells like a distillery. >It's warm too.>*You march onwards*>What few ponies are left on the street this late gawk at your display with Pinkie.>You have at least stopped mimicking horse sounds.>The journey home is almost complete.>But you have not gone to Sugar Cube.>Instead you have arrived at your house.>It's not a big deal, Pinkie can sleep in your bed and you'll just sleep on the couch.>The door knob is eye level.>Thankfully opening your front door isn't an issue with everything pony sized.>You've come this far carrying her, might as well keep going.>*You crawl through your house with Pinkie still mounting you*>She's starting to get heavy.
>>41578205>Her weight causes you to start bumping into every corner and coffee table in your house.>All of them.>Gosh, all this exercise has got you thirsty.>"Hey Pinkie.">"Hey steed.">"You want a night cap?">"Oh yeah.">*You waddle over to your refrigerator*>"Could you open that for me my valiant Ponk?">"Yessir.">Utilizing the power of friendship and teamwork the two of you open the fridge door.>It only cost you a slight flash of pain when Pinkie hit said door on your forehead.>You've got a few Coltrona's left.>"Okay I've had enough of this.">*You lay flat on the ground and roll out from under Pinkamena*>"Whoa!">She rolls the other way unintentionally.>Free from the oppression of the pink menace you stand up.>*You grab the beers and close the fridge*>"Hey how come you couldn't just teleport home? I've seen you show up in random places before.">"Because right now my mane has been vibrating non stop for hours. How am I supposed to know when it's real?">"Huh?">Oh that crazy mare.>*You drag your feet across the tile floor into your living room, plopping your self down on the couch*>Pinkie follows in suit.>*You pass her a bottle*>With both of her hooves to keep it steady she takes the Coltrona and cracks it open, using the hook tip on the end of her mane like a bottle opener.>"You know it's a twist off?">She smiles and shrugs, taking a quick opening swig.>"Hey Nonny?">"Mhm?">"Where are we?">"We're on my couch.">"So you took me to your home? Carried me out of the bar and stole off with me into the night?">"No I just... I kinda forgot to take you home.">"Aw don't worry. I'm just 'yankin' yer chain'.">Despite not seeing Applejack for the entire day with no established context Pinkie did an atrocious impression of her.>"You got a nice couch.">She takes another swig.>"But it needs something, the whole place does.">"Oh really? It's gotta have more streamers right?">"Maybe. But it's really missing a mare's touch.">"And what does that mean?">One more gulp of alcohol and Pinkie goes to set down the bottle.>She meant to put it on your coffee table.>She missed though.>Instead the base of the bottle only clipped the edge of the table and fell to the ground, spilling out all over your carpet.>Pinkie seems oblivious.>You might have been annoyed with her if you weren't just as drunk.>You've been holding onto your bottle for dear life.>"It's when a mare touches you Nonny.">Sweat droplets are rolling down the sides of her face, her breathing is heavy and slow.>"Can I touch you, Nonny?">"Ye-ye-yy-y.">Your mouth can't form one word.>At least your neck still works.>*You nod once.*>Pinkie hunches over from sitting up to on her forward hooves.>She uses them to pull herself closer, dragging herself over the cushions.>Your legs are now touching.>One hoof takes action, placing itself upon your chest.>The other hoof follows its example and mirrors itself right next to it.
>>41578207>She leans in further and further.>Her head and body are pressing against yours.>Her eyes are half open, looking up at you.>She's right there, in your house, coming onto you.>The bottle in your hand no longer seems important.>It didn't seem important when your hand hanging off the side let go of it.>It did seem important when you took that and started running it through Pinkie's mane.>A pleased sounding hum radiated from her when you did that.>*You place your other hand on her lower back*>She hums some more.>With the hand in her mane you take a tighter grip, nothing to agressive.>Just enough to tilt her head better.>When the angle is just right you can crane your head down and kiss her.>She isn't stopping you as you come in.>Yours and hers lips touch.>It's not even close to perfect contact, it's sloppy, it's got a boozy taste.>But neither of you are stopping.>Your other hand goes even further.>From the small of her back to her butt.>It pulls her closer into you.>It reaches further inward now.>Pinkie pulls away from your embrace, just an inch.>You can still feel every burst of air that passes through her lips when she speaks.>"Will you let me stay after?">"Of course.">The kissing continues.>You add some tongue to it....
>>41578210>You awaken.>Sticky.>Sharp copper tang in your tongue, in your nostrils.>Oh no.>Nonny.>You look down.>The human's throat is torn, chomped open.>Pinkamena, you silly billy, you've done goofed again.
>>41578242Good ending. Tired of anon's bullshiet
>>41578210>"Will you let me stay after?"Damn, that's cute.
>"Y-you'll leave me one day as well, won't you Anon. You'll get old and die, just like all my other friends..."
>>41578333don't worry Twiggles, you'll grow old too, after all, you're a unicorn
>>41578333Twilight, for the 7th time, you aren't an alicorn yet. Fluttershy is literally right over there. Come on, I'll take you back to your place and we can write letters to Celestia or something.
>>41578286I want to eat Rarity.
>>41578454D-darling...
>>41578333Aw Twiggy, just because I'm dead doesn't mean I'm gone.
waiting for more green
Holy shit the shitfaced mare thread is still alive.
>>41580598Till the wheels fall off.
>9This thread won't die till we get more drunk ponk sex
>>41580598only takes one good green
>>41519787could I be your fluttershy?
>>41494330>"heeyy big guuuuuy">hey dash>"heeeeeyyy biiig guuuyyyyyy
>>41581958>FilenameOHNONONONONO-
>>41581958Fuck off Futashy.
>>41581585>>41581936Thank you for the kind words. They always mean a lot.
Ponka drunka
need... more... green
>>41578333>the one I care deeply about might die >so I'd be thinking about it nonstop >become easily manipulated and get myself into some evil shenanigansDon't do that, Purple Smart, you're better than…>"I have brought harmony, friendship, justice and love to my new Empire!”Fuck.
>>41583603Lol, Tyrantlight Sparkle.
>>41578210>It is midday when you wake up.>You're still on your couch.>So is Pinkie.>She's squished into the cushions while your back faces out.>Your memory from last night is a little fuzzy.>Although you're pretty sure what happened considering your current state.>You're naked, your clothes have been used as makeshift blankets for the two of you.>Fragments shine through the haze in your mind.>You remember kissing, squeezing, pinching and pushing.>Were you able to overcome whiskey dick and finish?>That memory doesn't seem to be in there.>Your face has been buried into Pinkie's mane all morning.>She still smells as lovely as always.>*You retract your face*>There's a taste of stomach bile in your mouth.>It feels like all the blood in your body has pooled on one side.>And there's a course metal ball doing laps in your skull.>You need another drink to offset these problems, maybe some mouthwash too.>Maybe at the same time.>*You slowly and carefully remove yourself from the couch to not wake Pinkie*>Your knees are the first thing to touch the carpet as you get off the couch.>There's a soggy sensation on the ground.>Please for the love of Celestia don't be piss.>Your hands touch it next.>Oh right, it's just the nightcaps from before.>*You stand up fully, looming over Pinkie*>Your clothing makes for a sorry excuse of linens.>*You remove the clothing from the pink pony*>*You go to your bedroom and take the blanket from your bed and return to Pinkie with it, laying it over her and tucking it into the seat cushions to avoid it laying on the wet carpet*>There, all cozied up now.>It feels a bit drafty in your living room.>You've got nipples that could cut glass and a couple of walnuts receding into your body.>*You go back to your bedroom to throw your old clothes in the dirty pile and grab some new ones from the clean pile*>They are the same pile.>Time for that mouthwash.>Every movement you make is pure agony.>This is one intense hangover.>Most of it can probably be attributed to that abomination everypony and you had at the start.>*You finish in the bathroom and go to the kitchen to make something greasy*>Piece by piece you try to restore yesterday together.>What was going on with Fluttershy and Rainbow?>Is Flutters trying to bang Dash and she's just too thick to notice?>The body shots were Fluttershy's idea after all.>Rainbow just seemed happy to drink.>*You crack open four eggs and put them on a pan with a healthy heaping of shredded potatoes*>It's days like these you miss bacon.>The smell of breakfast permeates your home.>You're able to see your living room couch from the stove.>When said smells reach said couch Pinkie's mane pops out from below like a shark fin.
writefren if this thread does die where are you planning to post more conts of this wonderful green?
>>41583603
>>41584374Loving it!
>>41584374Oh yeah, I know that feeling, I usually get me a nice greasy breakfast.
>>41584374Glad to see more of this
I had an update mostly written out but forgot to save it and lost it and now I'm pissed off. Usually I put them on a Google doc too avoid this but I thought this was going to be a much quicker one off. I should know better now. >>41584854I'll post it in the green text thread if it dies. I'll still make sure to link whatever post number was my last update so you can find it in desuarchive no matter what.
>>41584854>>41586014I will personally ensure this thread doesn’t die
>>41497606"Oh shit, check it out, girls, Pinkie's had half that bottle of rum! Yo Pinks, you okay?">Pinkie Pie is sat at a table in the middle of the room, her forelegs crossed, her mane and back both perfectly straight.>She blinks as slowly as her sister Maud.>"Actually, Anonymous," she annunciates carefully, "I feel perfectly fine.">She puts on a pair of reading glasses.>"It occurs to me I've not processed the shop's invoices this week. I'll do that now whilst it's quiet.">The sound system putting out tunes loud enough to shake the walls doesn't seem to bother her.>As the party gets crazy around her, Pinkie carefully reads through each invoice in her neat stack, nodding to herself and jotting things down on a notepad with the help of a calculator.>At one point, Rainbow accidentally backs into the table and her tail brushes aside all the papers before she stumbles away, guffawing.>Pinkie gives her a cross look, shuffles her work back into order, then swigs another quarter of the rum in one go.>"Honestly, some ponies..." she grumbles, then casually leans back to avoid a thrown jam tart that narrowly misses her muzzle.
>>41584374>Her hooves join in, stretching upwards.>Pinkie rolls onto the floor blanket and all.>From where you are you can hear a squelching noise as she lands on the ground.>”Eww. Nonny did I pee myself last night?”>”No Pinkie. It’s just our nightcaps we spilled.”>”Oh. Good.”>Pinkie continues rolling around, through the beer stained carpet and around the couch to join you in the kitchen.>She rolls right up to your table and seats herself up on one of your two chairs.>You were so proud of yourself when you bought the second one.>The food has just about finished cooking.>*You grab a couple plates and take the hot pan to the table*>”Hey Anon, do you have any ketchup?”>”It’s like the one thing I always keep stocked.”>*You finish serving both of you, placing Pinkie’s plate right beside her resting head*>”It smells delicious.”>*You open your condiment packed fridge and return with the ketchup*>”Thanks Nonny.”>Pinkie dives her face in, eating without using any of the ketchup.>*You shake your head at the little clown, joining her to eat*>Every bite you take sounds like a sixteen wheeler grinding its wheels over broken glass and mud.>The hangover is almost unbearable.>But at least you’ve got Pinkie here with you to share it.>*You smile at her*>She smiles back at you, teeth full of eggs and potatoes.>She winces a bit from pain, her mane parts right in half down the middle.>Pinkie rubs her temple.>”Wow Pinkie. Looks like you’ve got a splitting headache.”>”He he, very funny Nonny.”>She meant it.>Honestly though, you're not doing much better.>Your head is also trying to claw its way out of your skull.>You both could use a little pick me up to help stabilize, balance yourselves out. >*You go over to your fridge to grab another pair of Coltronas*>”Here you go, this always helps me.”>”Mmm. Thanks Nonny.”>Together you crack open your drinks and have a couple sips.>Oh yeah, sweet liquor soothes the pain.>”Gosh last night was so much fun. Too bad I have to pay for it now.”>”We went at it pretty hard last night.”>”Indeedy.”>Another few bites and chugs.>”Did you have fun Anon?”
I think this was mostly similar to what I had written before but I can't exactly remember and I don't know now and it might have frustrated me more and affected some of the green as I tried to recreate what I already wrote instead of just writing from scratch. Honestly I'm a fucking retard for not starting with the google doc. Thanks for reading my blog. >>41586278>”Absolutely.”>”Did we do that super fun thing like last time?”>Pinkie catches you midway with your fork to your mouth with her statement.>It causes you to lapse in concentration hitting your teeth with the prongs.>In your current state it is pure anguish.>It causes you to bite down too hard on the metal, scraping it against your teeth as you pull it out with food on your tongue.>Is this some sort of test?>”Of course we did.”>”But I still can’t remember it. I hate this stupid brain of mine so much right now.”>Pinkie jabs her forehead with her hoof and instantly regrets that decision.>*You set your fork down and lean over the table to console Pinkie*>”I wouldn’t worry so much about it. We had a good time and that’s all that matters right?”>How can she still not remember? >She was so forward with you last night.>But she always is.>Pinkie has no concept of personal space so it’s not like that would change whether or not she was drunk.>”Yeah that does make sense. It sure would be nice to remember the fun stuff but as long as it still happened that’s all that matters. If a joke happens in the middle of a party but nopony can hear it, is it still funny?”>”Uh, yes?”>”Correct!”>Yeah it is correct.>Even if Pinkie doesn’t remember it’s not like she didn’t enjoy it. >Why else would she come onto you?>You’ve done nothing wrong.>Yeah.>Somepony knocks at the door.
Good Green.
>>41586284Don't take it personal anon, mistakes happen. You're not the first to lose a good chunk of green.
>>41586874I want to ssh into Pinkie and update her packages.
>>41587439Every one of her ports would be well-known by the end of the night
>>41586284I'm fucking loving this
>>41584374You know, you can drop the asterisks for actions - it'd read basically the same except it wouldn't remind me of owo *nuzzles you*
>>41588370Not to sound like a schizo but I was purposefully trying to write differently from what I did normally because I didn't want the format to look different than other greens. I was feeling attention whore-y with how I usually did. I was feeling like the asterisks were pretty retarded and inconsistent.
been hanging out with the boys all weekend, only checked in for this green. Love the story so far
>>41588456>I was purposefully trying to write differently from what I did normally because I didn't want the format to look different than other greens.So you think your usual style is different from other greens?>I was feeling attention whore-y with how I usually did.Checked your ponepaste to see what "usual" looks like for you - I didn't realise you were the hot baby writefag. I remember losing my sides at "hot baby body" when I read that for the first time.Anyway, your usual style (e.g., "Writing For Yourself") is pretty much standard greentext style except that your non-green dialogue is 1. double-spaced (usually - second paragraph of WFY isn't) and 2. used for *all* spoken dialogue and not solely for the POV character's. I'd recommend some writefags you could reference for formatting, but there's not a lot to it really.
>>41588649>So you think your usual style is different from other greens?I remember being taught in school to double space dialogue is all. Someone else in another random prompt thread recognized me from the formatting and I didn't want to do it again. It feels like a silly thing to get hung up on. I am also just bad at being consistent. I should just stick to making everything greentext with no double spacing and just using quotations for dialogue and that's the extent of it.>I didn't realise you were the hot baby writefagI never had my heart in that story and I feel bad about not finishing it. I am happy to hear you laughed at that line though. I should stop blogging and get back to writing.
>>41493423>twilyI need some dick in me why won't anyone fuck me :c>applejack"I'm always loyal honest so I'm exactly the same as sober">rainbow dashGod damn why is it so easy to get cock? lmao>fluttershy*sitting absolutely silent with her mane over one eye looking totally suicidal*>rarity"spikey-wikey it's secret playtime again~<3">pinkie piecunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunny
>>41588688Which of the Mane Six are least attracted to foals? I think Applejack, followed by Fluttershy.
>>41589104How the fuck did you figure Fluttershy? She's so shy, she has to be a child molester.
>>41589104Every single one of them molests children.
>>41589113Fluttershy loves cute things, and probably likes getting nude with foals and watching them go tinkle, but it's getting roughly fucked and dominated by bigger and stronger ponies and also bears and stuff that really turn her on.
>>41589211That's really fucking specific anon.
>>41589211She did pretty eagerly stand up to take care of the CMC didn't she
>>41589255She's just maternal anon.
>>41589255Her motivations are mostly pure. Unlike Twilight "Twilight Time" Sparkle and her secret meetings helping "nurture" the CMCs away from the prying eyes of their guardians.
>>41589292She should mother the hundreds of foals I'll give to her yes
>>41589238Wish Twilight would look at me like this...
>>41586284>”Ooooh, a surprise guest. I’ll get it!”>Pinkie jumps out of her seat and your blanket before you can respond.>She zips away to answer for you.>When she opens the door it’s Mrs. Cake.>”Pinkie Pie, do you know what time it is?”>Pinkie smiling like a dummy, twists her neck to look at a clock.>Her smile fades.>”Uh… time for me to go to work?”>”It is far past that time. I know it’s none of my business what you do with other ponies but please don’t forget to come in on time.”>”But I wasn’t doing anything with another pony.”>*You peak your head around the corner to see who came to your house*>”I was doing anything with Anonymous.”>Mrs. Cake blushes when she sees you, not realizing before who’s door she knocked on.>”Oh well. That’s all well and fine too but I still need you to come to work on time.”>”No problem Mrs. C. I Pinkie promise it won’t happen again.”>Pinkie stares vacantly at her employer.>Mrs. Cake stares back, more of a glare really.>She clears her throat waiting for Pinkie to realize.>You should help her out, but first.>”Hey Mrs. Cake. How did you know Pinkie was here anyways?”>She sighs.>”Well when Pinkie didn’t show up or even leave a note I asked around and some ponies told me that they saw her leave Ms. Punch’s and come here while riding the back of another pony.”>She fidgets her hooves and focuses on Pinkie.>”I didn’t realize that other pony was you.”>”Well I’m sorry for keeping her so long.”>”Thank you dear. It’s not your fault Mr. Anonymous.”>She leans in towards Pinkie with a desperate smile.>”So Pinkie do you think we can get back to work now?”>”Oh right. Shoot. Of course.”>Pinkie turns around to give you a hug, just a quick one but a tight one.>She smells sour from the wet blanket and her matted, sweaty hair from a lack of shower.>You give a tight hug back.>”Bye Nonny!”>She waves goodbye before trotting off back to Sugar Cube Corner.>”Bye Pinkie.”>Well, if Pinkie is late, so are you. >How would the mail survive without you?>*You finish the rest of the breakfast and go looking for relief at the bottom of a bottle*>After a shit and a shower it's back to the old grind.>A pair of sunglasses to help shield the eyes you don't have and you're off.>Your way to work is uncomfortable. >The other day you were paranoid everypony was being nice to you as a facade. >But now they're not smiling and waving. >Well they still are but they're also covering their mouths and whispering, giggling as you walk past.>Like girls in highschool gossiping about new pregnancies.
>>41590663>You must be imagining things. >Not even in a town as small as Ponyville does news travel that fast.>Even Mrs. Cake didn't know it was your house. >You arrive at the Post Office to a long line of frustrated ponies.>Derpy was struggling with her uniform again.>At least you hope it was again and not still. >Time to earn some good will for being late.>”Good morning Derpy, let me give you a hand.”>*You fuss with the gray pegasus, adjusting her wings and getting her shirt on just right*>”Thanks Anonymous. Oh no. When did all these ponies get here?”>The crowd erupts into a “Finally!” when Derpy gets her head through the neck hole. >”Don't even worry about it. Partin and I are gonna slam out these work orders.”>*You give an eighty percent sincere salute to your boss*>She gives one hundred and ten back.>*You head to your place to get started*>Putting your own uniform on isn't that important right now, best to just get to it right away. >Partin is already here twiddling his hooves, he greets you.>He took the chance to slack off waiting for you and Derpy to get sorted. >You've really got your work cut out for you. >Doing the best you can, you put your nose to the grindstone. …
>>41589211>naked with foals
>>41591112>the foals are naked too
>>41590668Fuck it's getting better and better
>>41590668Fuck yeah, Poor Pinkie over sleeping.
>"THLBPTPTPTBLPTT!!!"
>>41590668>You really hope Mrs. Cake isn’t too mad at you.>You’re not usually tardy, just a lot of sick days or getting off early or vacations.>But not tardy, so she should overlook this for you.>Things at Sugar Cube don’t even seem that dire with your absence. >So no harm done.>Mrs. Cake heads to the kitchen to finish up some orders she left behind to find you.>Leaving you to manage the front.>Ponies come in and happy ponies go out.>You have a very fulfilling job.>After giving a dozen lemon jam filled pies to some grateful fillies a familiar pony entered the store.>”Hi Rarity! Can I get you some powdered sugar donuts? Ooh, ooh or how about glazed?”>”No no, that's alright Pinkie darling. I’m here to talk about something else besides donuts. Well really it’s more about yours.”>”Well I’ve got lots of them. Donuts filled with all kinds of stuff from custard to jelly. I’ve got moist ones with lots of thick icing. I’ve got-”>Rarity gives an exceptionally dramatic “ahem” from the back of her throat.>”Pinkie, I'm trying to speak in relative terms.”>”What do you mean Rarity?”>”How should I put this? You know when you somepony is giving out free samples they only let you take one?”>”Oh I know and it’s so unfair. I mean they’re all free anyways like, what does it matter? So I always give out as many as I can.”>”No Pinkie I’m trying to say, hmm. You’re supposed to only give out one because the idea is once a pony has had a taste they’ll buy some more. Otherwise it has no value. Does that make more sense?”>”Nope.”>”Alright, I'll be straight and narrow with you.”>Rarity slams her hooves down on the counter.>She raises her head and speaks with her commanding bravado.>”Do you like this Anonymous?”>”Well I like everypony.”>”A yes or no Pinkie Pie.”>”Yeah.”>”Then why are you making it so easy?”>”I don't know what you mean by that Rarity.”>”You've spent the last two, count them, two nights with him. You've got to give him the chase. You've got to activate that primal instinct inside of him. If you don't, he will lose interest.”>”You mean he won't like me anymore?”>”Precisely.”>”Oh hogwash!”>Applejack shouts from a window peeking into the store.>”I beg your pardon?”>”Rarity what you're sayin’ is used up, browned, hogwash.”>Rarity scoffs and guffaws.>Not an earnest laugh of course. >Applejack has been leaning on the window sill with her elbows resting on it. >She is now lifting her back legs into the frame and squeezing through. >Pushing her away through the threshold she falls over onto the floor before getting back up and dusting herself off.>Rarity does not offer sympathy. >”And just who made you the authority on stallions?”
>who made Rarity the authority on whoring and emotional manipulationAre you listening to yourself, Applejack?(Just kidding I love Rarity I hope you don't do her too dirty)
>>41594228Rarity is a virgin. Not by choice.
>>41594264So Rainbow Dash was right
>>41594272I don't enjoy Fluttershy very much. But this picture is hurting me.
>>41594264>>41594272All of them are virgins (not by choice)>Twilight is too autistic and unapproachable.>AJ has apple autism and no one wants to risk messing with the Apple familia by dating their most prized youth>Rarity has accrued a bad reputation over time to the point colts think she's a liability>Fluttershy is a recluse weeb that would un-ironically post here>Ponk is too hyperactive and half of Ponyville thinks she's a huge slut due to being the "party girl">Dashie is Dashie
>>41594290I see right through you. You forgot to take off your flag.
>>41594296Why would I "forget to take off" something I wish to proudly display?My waifu is a virgin too, of course. Unicorns, especially Canterlot-raised ones, take their chastity very seriously, and that didn't change when she became human.
>>41594304GTFO barbienog, this thread ain't for you
>>41594321Literally nothing about my first post was even remotely Barbieshit related. You're the one who called attention to the Shimmyflag, instead of just ignoring it like anyone else would.
>>41594290>Ponk is too hyperactiveImagine taking Pinkie homeYou lay down and kiss her, a little nervousShe stares at you wide-eyed"P-Pinkie, do you mind uh...""OMIGOSH I JUST REMEMBERED I LEFT SOME CUPCAKES IN THE OVEN"She vanishes in a pink puff of smokeOnly to reappear a second later"Oops, silly, I forgot! I'm cooking muffins. They need another 10 minutes.""Oh... do you wanna maybe wait then?""Nope. Why?"Suddenly her mane starts twitching."Ooh, a really pretty owl's about to fly past the window. Let's go watch it!"
>>41594341Delicious shimmy pussy. Well pounded and we'll fucked by (me) while (you) watch
>>41594228>Suddenly her mane starts twitching.Lmao, this could be fun.
>>41594156I’m so invested in this story it’s been the first thing I check in the morning for the past like 2 weeks
>>41595054Thank you for your kind words.
>>41595349Thank you for the green.
>>41595349thank YOU anon, best thing going on the board right now and I'm not even a ponkfag
Good thread goes up
>>41596799>Wings
>>41521752https://youtu.be/4jA-_g_iSY0I want to learn AI just to make a cover of this with Ponk
>nearly at bump limitwill writefag be able to finish the story in time, or will we see another drunk mares thread?
>>41597054Rainbow Dash swapped her cider with Red Bull when she wasn't looking
>>41597386I don't know if I'll make another, the thread is pretty dead aside from the green we've all been here for.Writefag did say he'd post on the /green/ thread if it died, but the /green/ thread died too so I assume AiE will be the go-to place;
>>41597514I guess I'll continue it in AiE if I can't finish in time. RIP /green/.
>>41597802sounds like you just need to finish in time ^:)
I always knew my dreams would never come true.
>>41598356Same, bro.
>>41598349This is very concerning.
>>41598891FINISH THE GREEN ANON whenever you're ready
>>41598902TRIXIE STOP
>>41594156>*You reach under the counter to pull out a bucket of popcorn you keep handy*>”And were you eavesdropping on us?”>”No!”>Applejack’s face scrunches up the same way it does whenever she tries not to lie.>”Anypony around coulda heard ya yelling about donuts and samples.”>Applejack moves past Rarity up to you.>”Rarity’s got it all wrong.”>”She does?”>”I do?”>”Yes ya do so. Already giving it away for free is wrong. Something given without hardwork has no value.”>”Well that’s what I’m talking about darling.”>”No way. You’re talkin’ ‘bout chasing and such. Ah’m talking about honest to Celestia love. Ah’m talkin’ ‘bout marriage!”>”Oh pshaw. That’s so old fashioned Applejack.”>”Ah don’t care what ya call it. It’s the right thing to do. Ya didn’t see me or my brother runnin’ around when ma and pa weren’t married.”>Rarity whispers quietly under her breath.>”I’ve seen your brother do quite a lot of running around.”>But not quiet enough.>”That does it!”>Applejack leaps upon Rarity, ready to throw hooves.>”You ruffian!”>Applejack and Rarity turn into a comedic ball of dust with limbs and random objects popping out.>Mr. Cake politely objects.>”Take it outside ladies!”>Respecting the wishes of this fine sugar shop’s proprietor the ball of dust rolls out the front door.>You hope your friends are alright.>They didn’t even take any donuts with them.>What was Rarity even talking about?>Of course you like Nonny, you like everypony.>And he likes you.>There’s gotta be some value in that no matter what.>And if other ponies don’t like that then it’s their problem.>Who’s to say whether or not you’re allowed to go out and spend time with your friends.>That’s what friends are for.>You dwell on this for the rest of your workday.>Anon has had a great time every time you have drinks with him.>Who cares if you can’t remember it.>He has fun and you have fun still.>What’s wrong with that?>”Nothing!”>*You scream at the top of your lungs*>Offering no context for the now frightened colt seeking comfort from his mother.>”If I wanna have fun then I will got it!”>They both nod their heads, agreeing with you out of fear.>The mother pays for her son’s birthday cake and gallops out with him.
>>41598983Things are heading into a very interesting direction
>>41598983Based Apul setting the sluts straight
Don't you die on me. I've got to catch up.
>>41598983>Respecting the wishes of this fine sugar shop’s proprietor the ball of dust rolls out the front door.good shit
