Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."~~~~~Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.THREAD 375! And finally... the fight is over.
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366 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40495045367 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40623606368 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40730260369 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40805318370 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40885602371 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40989935372 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062407373 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41150451374.1 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41264550374.2 desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41354614Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.Check out the pastebin here:http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejackCurious what happened last time?Check out the previous thread here: >>41354614You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and stuff used in these stories!Check it out here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_WikiConfused about when a character first showed up? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharingAre you interested in the dark side of these threads?Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/
>>41496259FIRSTFORVICTORY HOOVES
>Applejack"Celestia"~~~~>Tia? Ah' got a question."D-do you really? Now?">Yeah. Ah' gotta question."Applejack I don't know how much I'm up for right now.">Ah'll make it quick."Alright, I suppose I owe you that much.">Thanks. So uh, you uh, you ever see any of this happening?"No. Applejack. I did not forsee any of this happening.">Even with yer' magic?"Even with my magic. This has taken me by complete surprise.">Even the-"Especially that!">Oh, okay. So, uh, what'cha think is gonna happen next?"Genuinely, truly, I say this to you. I do not know.">Right, gotcha. Well, iffin' it makes you feel better, it probably ain't yer' fault."Trust me, I know. I knowwwwwwwww.">This has been a weird month."Tell me about it!"
>>41496259THE FIGHT IS OVERRRRR
>>41496259I can’t believe Shining fucking died
NC>AJ"Celestia'~~~>...wanna make out while we're still big?""DO I!?"
Pinkie Previews!>Someone needs to give a victory speech, and it looks like Cloudchaser wants the job! >Oh hey, Soarin' won a scratch off ticket, what'd he get? >Marble doesn't get many wins, she's going to hold onto this one.>Wow Berry Punch what are you gonna do with all those grapes you won? >Bow Hothoof won a night of what with who!? >Spike no, don't mail in that sweepstakes, it's a trap!>it looks like the Crusaders are winning big at the tables! >OH! And plenty of lapping fanservice!
>>41496483do you?
>>41496362Crazy ain’t it
Finally we cross the line…
>>41496259>The longest battle ever is overFeels good man
NC>Sunset"Glimmer"~~~~>...well, son of a bitch!"I knew him being a boy would fuck this up somehow! GIRL POWER!">That appeal ain't saving you."A sexist would say that!">...This is some bullllshit
NC>Pinkie“Spike”~~~~>WOOOO PARTTYYYY-“Hnnggh!”>What?“Ixnay on the artypay… otherb edday.”>I’m sure he’s fine.“He got sucked into the universe!”>Who hasn’t gotten sucked off by the universe at least once?“What?”>What?“…sucked into. Into the universe.”>Oh. OHHHHHHHH. Oh no yeah he’s dead.“…”>Funerals are like a party“Pinkie stop.”
>>41496259NC>Two“Flurry”~~~~>… sissy ah’ finally understand why ya wanna burn everything down.“Wabba.”>AH. JUST. WANNA HUG. MAH SHINYYYYYYY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHG“…. Meboo…”
>>41498045NC>Two“Cadence”~~~~>Mommy Ah’m consider in’ going a full bad shiny route to become god ta’ fix all this.“Historically that’s not going to work, but I want to be a supportive parent. Will we be doing the power armor or were you thinking cosmic?”>Ah’ll tell ya when Ah stop huffin and stomping.“I’ll have your blankets ready.”
NC>Chrysalis“42”‘18’~Spitfire~~~~>Nope. Absolutely not. Run it back! Redo!“Just hit the big undo button and that would be great.”‘We are not getting THIS FAR just to lose shining! Nope! Not happening!’~Reset! Run that stuff back! Come on we can make this happen!~>Absolutely not! We are not the only ones getting screwed over!Every Queen, knowing their doom approaches, looked to her.Sunset, knowing how utterly destroyed she will be, looked to her.Sunsets friends, who know they’re nowhere near as important and thus are going to take it harder, looked to her.Glimmer, knowing how much of this is her fault and how hard that’s going to bite, looks to her.>The! Only! Ones!
NC>Pinkie"Twilight"~~>Soooooooo..."...">Does this mean Cadence is single-"PINKIE!">I'm only asking for a friend!
>>41498179NC>Sunset“13”‘Flash’~Fizzle~(Sweet note)~~~~~>Shit.“Fuck.”‘Goddamnit!’~Motherfucker!~(Shucks!)>Alright… anyone have a plan B?“Shoot ourselves so they don’t get the satisfaction?”‘Shoot them so they don’t get the satisfaction?’~Shoot the world so they don’t get the satisfaction?~(Say sorry and hope we get the Luna or Discord or Sombra treatment?)>…“…”‘…’~… that’s fucking stupid.~(I know…)>Blow up the world it is!
>>41498438I mean if anyone’s gonna get a second chance
>>41498798Chitty is probably going to bargain while she still has power. She knew to throw in the towel but she still could make a ruckus if she wanted.Most likely amnesty for her friends in exchange for not punching reality more
>>41499036Maybe throw in fixing Rainshine too
>>41499036>Applejack, I’ve come to bargain.“Coulda started with this and saved a ton of trouble.”
>>41499313Imagine
>>41499059>Can I maybe at least keep Sciderella?“No.”>Awww, I liked her…
>>41500403>Chitania"AJ"~>Alright, changelings rule the world still!"No.">Half the world."No.">Quarter?"No.">A city?"No.">A town?"No.">A street?"No.">... a dennys off the corner where you don't really know it's there but sometimes when you're drunk it seemingly appears?"No.">I am bad at bargaining.
>>41500790NC>Chitania"Celestia"~~~>Sooooooo, uh... you can have that other Shining if it helps."GRAGGGGHH!">I mean it's a white horse what else do you need..
>>41501225White, surfer voice, come on it checks the boxes
>>41501474And he needs a new home.
>>41501818His hasn’t turned on him yet.
>>41502113Wait till they find out whiteys brokeNobody wants a broke whitey
>Queen Scarabaeidae"Saturnia"~~~~>Quickly mine kin! Join thine better as we Switch sides, we can still join upon the winning team!"I'm pretty sure they're not taking us.">Thine thought process is of someone who's going back to the coldness of death! Mine act is off to be a WINNER! Ponies! I hath found the meaning of friendship!~No.~>RACIST! We need a lesson about racism right this second!"It's not gonna work.">We can pull this off start thine singing!"No.">...I dun wanna go...
NC>Spike"Twilight"~~~~>...so how's it feel being the oldest?"SPIKE!">I'll never know myself...
~NC>Salt"Sunset"~~~~~>...okay, so, we've never gotten along-"Yes we have. Many times. I worked for you.">..Right. Sure. That counts as getting along."Really.">But I'm hoping that this will mean you'll see to it that we have a nice little chat and then you have an escape plan."As a matter of fact, I do.">You do!?"Lucky you.""Click"There's six bullets.">...oh
>>41503108Wait.>Sunset>Flash>Fizzle>13>Sweet NoteGuess Glimglam don't get one.
>>41503503Glimglam gets to take the blame.
NC>Glimmer"Sunset"~~~>Well... I blame you."Your guy losing is the whole reason it's over!">Yes well if your girl had finished the job when he had both of them occupied, we'd be fine."HE TRIED TO ANNIHILATE AN ENTIRE SECTION OF SPACE!">But not, like, our side."It would've turned to nothing! Gone to insanity and ruin without Faust!">But not our side, I said!"...">Your fault you take the blame."I hate this world."
>>41503108Spikes gonna be upset you took that
>>41504722I mean, sure... reloading is a bit of a time waster...
>>41504722>Spike"Twilight"~~~~>No... wait... stop... doooon't. Nooooo."Can you at least pretend to stop them?">I'll pretend I could pretend.
>>41505404Do your best.
>>41505404He’s had a bad week
>>41506064It’s been it hasn’t been his day or. week or month or even his year.
>>41504372she’s only partially right.
>>41503949She is responsible for a pretty big chunk
>>41507593NC>Glimmer~~~~>...teeccchninicallllly-BRICK TO THE HEAD>That's fair.
>Queen"Queen"~~~>So... how many dicks must I suck to get out of this?"I don't think that's gonna cut it this time.">I dunno, see a lot of dicks out there..."...">I will also allow buttstuff."Do not make this be the last conversation I have."
>>41507762Oh shit you knocked her sane
>>41508597NC>Glimmer"Twilight'~>Oh my gosh! My head injury has brought back my sanity! I now know what I have done is bad and-"Not buying it.">IT WOULD WORK IN THE SHOW!
>>41508987Worked for Luna
>>41509338Luna is cute.She is the other c word
>>41509693Also didn’t try to kill AJ
>>41510197I mean she did
>>41510514Not quite as directly.
>>41508987>Maybe I’m in love with someone?“No.”>Worked for Chrysalis!
>>41511497>Wait shit Shining is done… mayyybe Delight?
>Diamond Tiara“Silver Spoon”~~~~>….should’a been me.“DT don’t.”>I’m just saying if anyone was going to counteract galaxy wide destruction, it’s me.“Pretty sure you know who would’ve picked you.”>Please… we both know she fears me, rightly so.“We do not need to do this again.”>Don’t be silly, I wouldn’t change the world to my image… the easy way.“Okay no.”>I love the challenge, and immortality is so much more fun… the hard way.“I feel like this is when the movie folks start screaming at me to do something, only I know I won’t…”
>>41512111Could have been!
>>41512111>Filthy Rich“Spoiled’~~~~>She would’ve treated us okay if she DID somehow become all powerful, right?“Well… she would to you…”
>>41512852I think she’d give her mom a second chance One
CD>Delight"Twilight"~Dash~~~~He felt a coldness swirl around him, nipping at his flesh as the bitter reality of Silver Hand's sacrifice settled in deeper and deeper.>They did it...But there was also a warmth cradled within his heart that allowed him a small, if bitter, smile at what that sacrifice helped them to achieve.>They really did it.A hard fought battle had been won, and now-"Ha..."The stallion heard a sharp breath, drawing his attention to the mare next to him."Sh..."Eyes wide, the Princess of Magic stared at the void above the battlefield."Shi...">Princess?Before she collapsed.>WHOA!On reflex, he moved to catch her, allowing her to steady herself against his shoulder with his wing.~Twilight!~Joined by Rainbow Dash, who hooked her foreleg around the mare's houlder.~Hey, hey, what's wrong?"...Sh-Shiny..."Delight frowns, uncertain of what she could be worried about. The Princesses won. So, that means her brother should be fine now. Right?"Shiinnyy..."That's when the tears began to flow, and the truth of her sorrow struck him. This wasn't an expression of worry, but mourning from knowledge learned through a connection far stronger than the one he had when he felt Silver Hand's passing."Shiiiinnnyyy..."And all he could do was stand there, little more than a shoulder to cry on and warm wing to rest under as Dash held her friend tighter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtRGX4YFnRk
>>41513525OhThat's not good
>>41513525I’m sure he’s fineJust needs a bit of soap, works when I superglue my fingers together
>>41513525>He felt a coldness swirl around him, nipping at his flesh as the bitter reality of Silver Hand's sacrifice settled in deeper and deeper.Wouldn't Silver Hand go back into his brain? I mean he started there and he lost his body last time. Salt just undid what he did body wise, his soul should still be there.
>>41514180He's just waiting for the surprise.
>>41514627> he’s gonna look so stupid when I pop out of this thing.
>>41514627Candy?
>>41514180He didn't start in Delight's brain, but in the mask he used to posses Delight, which was somewhere in the Canterlot castle. But he was able to reach out to and mentally connect with Delight due to that former possession when the world was in flux from Chitania's reality punching. So, since he was mentally separated from Delight after being given a body, he'd have to reach out to Delight again since he'd still be in that mask. At least, that's how I see the situation.
>>41515708Makes sense
>>41513815>We just gotta run him under some hot water and peel him like a sticker
>Salt"???"~~~The universe was every bit as splendorous for the Shining Armor of another universe to witness as the first time he'd traversed it.Shame that he wasn't as able to enjoy it this time around.>Damn it all...Passing through the same space between stars, dancing among the same stardust and floating by stars yet to be born only reminded him how blind he had become. He still had fresh memories of how much more spectacular and vivid each one of them had been, though he could no longer recall the colors he'd once thought were so grand. He'd never seen them before that moment, and now he must be reminded that he never would again. It was a mockery to what he had been as he slipped beside a planet, something now beyond him in how massive he was even though he knew it to be a dwarf planet that had nearly been beneath his notice not a minute ago. He who had danced upon stars now would be nothing more than a speck on a floating piece of dirt, and he could not look away to hide from that fact. He was being reminded, by force or by fear, of just how far he had fallen, so quickly. Now, here he was, once an unstoppable being that held no equal, now powerless in the vast void of space, praying they do not decide to merely cut off his power and leave him to suffocate in eternity, forever forgotten away from his home.His heart pounded and his head swam with thoughts of what was yet to come. He was no fool. Faust had won this bout, she had bested him by the most unlikely of means. How cruel that he had proven better, more willing to go beyond than her champions, only to have his own face bring about his downfall. Shining wondered if this had been planned from the start, if that had been a subtle hint to him he'd missed when she demanded he leave behind Glimmer in this world. She had to have known his intentions to keep his alternate self, he needed an anchor to replace Celestia and prevent the contradictions and impossibilities of her existence from tearing his world apart. She had to know he needed something from this world in that space between to act as a boundary and make sense of the senseless, just as Celestia had been before. Maybe she would have conceded in defeat as she claimed, if he'd truly done as she asked, knowing that without that ticking time bomb inside of him victory was assured.Or maybe it was one last bit of mockery, and she'd had yet another plan in place to snatch victory. One last attack from behind with her remaining power. One last something, anything, to win no matter the cost as he'd been willing to pay. Maybe, possibly.Dwelling on such things was stupid in the face of his defeat, but it was all he had. Now, he was at the mercy of this universe, and soon he would face Faust at her full power, while he was nothing but an ant compared to the sun. Cast away by Celestia without even the dignity of falling in battle. Nothing more than a tip of dirt upon her grand hoof to be flicked away in one final insult.1/3
>>41516740>How dare she act as if she won!He raged to the void, knowing he would never be heard.>I won! I had them both, easily! She knows she couldn't win! She admitted she couldn't win! Even with all her aide, even though I fought alone while she had help from across the universe, even when I was weakened and staggered, I had won! She couldn't stop me! She was seconds away from annihilation! I had won! I had it!Knowing it may very well be his last breath.>That pretender who wears my face ruined it all! I tried so hard to give him his wings, to show him what he could've been, and this is what he did to me! He stabbed me in the back, literally! I protected him in my world, worked to better him in his, and this is how it all lead! One last betrayal, and look at you!He cried out to reality itself, hoping some tiny trace of him could hear him.>Look at you now! You'll be forgotten within a lifetime! Your children will forget your name! Your wife will bed another stallion and your offspring will call him father, and you'll be forced to watch! I knew you were pathetic, and even I am dumbfounded with just how much you were willing to throw away! Was your life so terrible and your spine so weak you could not even manage to find the courage to keep on living!? Your jealousy of my better life is pathetic! Pathetic!He screamed, until his throat became raw.>I'M BETTER THAN YOU!Knowing that even if he was listening, the other him didn't care.He'd won.>DAMN IT ALL!If nothing else, his rage must have made time pass quicker, if such passage of time even existed in this place, and he wasn't merely held until they'd had their fun at his expense. It was in no time at all as he sat there, huffing like a child post tantrum, that he found the world shimmering and himself enveloped by light.Unceremoniously, he was dropped onto the ground. His guard training at least ensured it wasn't a shameful one, he landed with all four hooves planted and rose up to full height in no time. Even so, he was under no delusions as to what state he was in.>Ah. She put me here...There they were, far and wide. Ponies of all races, Changeling Queens and many a drone besides, griffons and diamond dogs and those weird white things that he never understood as well. All of them turned to him, every one be they enemy or erstwhile ally. They'd seen his entrance, they knew who he was. The wings prevented even the slightest hope he may lie and imply he was the Shining Armor of this world just to stave off the inevitable attack. He knew what it meant.>That's what she meant, with the judgement thing.They knew what it meant.>...Well?But he was no coward.>You won.2/3
>>41516745He would not let his pride reduce him to begging, even when he was surrounded by those with the power of Harmony bleeding out of them. Once, even before his ascension, he'd been the most powerful being on his planet. An Alicorn, one who held multiple powers at that, had been beyond even an army of his fellow ponies. Now, he could feel the Rainbow Power coming off them put a gap between his own might and theirs that was insurmountable to cross. Any one of them, from the strongest warrior to that filly with tears in her eyes likely could beat him now, such was the absurd power of Harmony.Many of them looked as if they were already ready to show him that absurd power, only held back by the tiniest threads of restraint. Many, many faces, all of them brimming with anger for what he'd done. What he'd taken away.What they could do now that the tables had turned.>You won, too.Which was to say nothing of the massive crystalline structure standing above him, her eyes boring down on him and making it clear she could simply step on him and end it just as quickly as he could speak.>I'm here.He still would not cower away.>I've lost my power. You've lost something in turn.He would not let them see fear.>It's your choice. How do you want this to end?He would stand strong, even when they beat the strength out of him."YOUUUUUU!"The blow came, as expected. A sock to the jaw, a blow with an absolute absurd power behind it that likely could've leveled a house in any other situation. This was expected, the noises of gasps, murmuring, and occasional laugh was expected. He knew it was coming, when his vision started swimming, he wasn't surprised."YOU!"The surprise finally came when he noticed who, exactly, had just given him a new hoofprint cheek tattoo."YOU IDIOT!">...Glimmer, what are you doing?She hit him again, and things started making less sense.
>>41516751Domestic violence is never funny…Buuuutttt
>>41516751>DT"Cloudchaser"~~>Sooooo are we just waiting for her to get her turn and then we get ours? Because I have issues with that... I wanted dibs."If he doesn't die, I'm next."
>>41516751Soooo just line up and start punching him in the face?
>>41516885That uhThat didn't go so well for the last guy who said that
>>41517502Could be worse.Salt could’ve just gone full “nah, I’d win”
>>41516751Try to be nice to the girl...
>>41518550This is why you never marry a gold digger
>>41518933God digger
>>41516751>Time Turner~~~~>...so is anyone gonna explain why we're angry at Shining Armor with wings or was there a pamphlet ya'll handed out that I missed because I feel like I missed something here.
>>41519597Didn’t he know about the giant guy?
>>41520076Yeah, he was around long before Salt showed up and it's not like Salt hid who he is.
>>41520076>>41520551I think he’s just confused because he wouldn’t know this is what the big shadow thing was. Sure he knows it’s Shining armor but like, he wouldn’t know it was an alicorm
>>41521104I mean, the guy started posturing and spouting lines like "I've lost my power. You've lost something in turn." like a supervillian trying to save face. It'd make Time Turner look a little slow at connecting the dots, unless that was the point.
>>41519597>Time Turner“Tiempo”~~~~>Seriously why are we mad I don’t get it.“Have you not been paying attention!? We just gave our memories to bring them back into the world to fight him!”>Like… him specifically?“Who do you think the giant black mountain thing was!?”>I dunno, did he say?“YES! And Glimmer said it too! A LOT!”>Oh. Must’ve missed that.“Missed that!?”>How’s that connect to Shining Armor though?“That’s the one from the other universe!”>…really?“HE SAID IT!”>Must’ve missed it.“…Harmony show me his memories of what was going on in his brain when Evil Shining was talking.”>We don’t need all that-~~~~>AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIDUNWANNADIIIIEHIEIEEEMMOMMMYYYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~>…“…”>…Don’t recall that.
>>41521439Look a guy as big as a country started stomping his way can you blame him
>>41521911He wasn’t that big.A town at best!
>>41521439>Time Turner“Derpy”~~~~~>What else have you been keeping from me!?“You’re fat.”>…K-keep it harder next time…
>>41496259The person talking to AJ in the greentext sounds like a whiny little faggot.
>>41522637"And gay.">Nah nah nah we're not copying that crappy show and retconning that, come on, have some pride.
>>41523384Nobody watches Dr Who anymore nobody is going to get that.
>>41521439NC>Spike"DT"~~~>..."..."CLICKWHRRRRR>Nuh uh, I'm not making the mistake all over again!"I called dibs! DIBS!">But I'm for sure going to blow his head off!"But I for sure am going to blow his everything off!">He killed my brother!"He killed my rageboner!">What?"What?">..."...okay you can shoot...">Thanks.BLAM
>>41524845She said what she said
>>41525541Something worse could’ve slipped.
>>41525877Never let them know your next move.
>>41524045I genuinely am not surprised.The writing has been bad for a while.
>>41524845Just make sure not to friendly fire. Lot of bodies there.
>>41527562>Spike"DT"~~~~~>Hey, DT? How do you ask ponies to move to the side without making it obvious that you're about to shoot the guy you don't want shot?"I don't understand the question.">I want to avoid friendly fire."Fire isn't friendly, Spike.">No, I know, it's-"Fire is for shooting.">...what do you do if someone's in the way?"Send flowers."
>>41527918Send thoughts and prayers
>>41528224And insurance infoCleaning is expensive
NC>Salt"Delight"~Glimmer~~~~~~>Hi, I would like to file domestic abuse charges."...really.">Oh, I see! Because I'm a stallion there's no way I could be telling the truth! You know, it's jerks like you that keep us from coming forwards when we're being abused! She hit me!"I saw it.">Ohhhhh but it's fine, right? I'm a big guy! Bet I didn't even feel it! Wow what a pussy for even complaining I am, huh!? Well you sir! You sir, make me sick! Give me one good reason why you won't do your JOB! GUARD!"You tried to destroy the world.">...like, a chunk of it at best-SMACK'DUMBASS!'>OW!... Oh I suppose you're going to let that slide too?"If I lock up both of you will it be okay?">I'm the one who called and I'm getting locked up!? DISCRIMINATION!SMACK>OW!~IDIOOOOOTTT!~
>>41528890That’s just classic sexism
>>41528890>Salt"Delight"~~~>Wait, are you even allowed to arrest me? I'm pretty sure I have..."Don't say it, dude, I am not in the mood-">DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITYYYYYYBLAM!~It's just been revoked.~"..."~Heh, gottem!~"...do you realize how much paperwork this is."~WORTH IT.~
>>41530058He knew what he was doing.
>>41529403As opposed to historical?
>>41530847Or hypothetical
>>41531125Certainly a bit hypocritical
>>41531336I want to join him, but I don’t know h things…
>>41532047Oh my
>>41532047You’re on the internet it’s like 30 percent h things
>>41530058>On what charges?! Enjoying a meal? A succulent Interdimensional meal?
>>41533374NC>Salt~~~>I’m sorry I thought this was Equestria! Is this not Equestria? I’m sorry I thought I was in Equestira my bad you fucks!
>>41533691>Respect mah authoritah!
no>Salt“Delight”~Glimmer~~>Fine! Arrest me! Just do it quick!“Why?”>SO I CAN GET AWAY FROM HER!~Dumbaasssss!~“… feels like a worse punishment to leave you be…”
NC>Cadence"Chrysalis"~>..."...">...please say it so I don't have to."Will you scold me?">Yes."But?">But know I will deeply agree with you and likely think more of it later."Worth it. Ahem... THIS IS SOME BUULLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIT!">Chrysalis! Not in front of the kids!"Sorry."
>>41534657Someone had to say it.
>>41534657It do be like that
>>41534657NC>42"18"~~~>She's not gonna ask us to turn into him, will she?"God I hope not. I wanna be the mare."
>>41535798Well, slap a coat of white on a certain someone…
>>41536058No horn!
>>41536314or does hegiggity
>>41536314He has magic
>>41537216Do they get to keep this or is it a season 4 just snap back thing
>>41537480Don’t think we’re gonna have everyone with godmode on going about their daily lives
>>41537741NC>Delight"Pommel"~Lyra~~~~>Morning, captain. How's things going this day?"Oh you know, someone got into a minor scuffle and nuked their house.">Again?"Harmony fixed it, same old">Ahhh, right. I saw a guy try to grab some fruit on the way here, tossed it into the stratosphere."Gotta work on that flick. Not as bad as that Ursa Major popping in to wreck the place.>Oof."Yeahhhh that's gonna be a heck of a cleanup. Morning, Lyra!"~UNLIMITED POOWWEERRRRRRRR!~Boom!>What a scamp.
>>41538028Obviously one was gonna snap
>>41538481And if it’s gonna be anyone, it’s Cloudchaser.Lyras up there too
>>41538028>Oh my look at that, someone lost a game of poker.BOOOMMMM>May Faust have mercy on our souls
>>41537741>Applebloom just casually unleashing Rainbow Power to help find a cutie mark>Pinkie's parties are literally manifest instantly>Derpy delivers ever so slightly fasterMagic
>>41539452NC>Applejack~~~~>With the power of a god, at last! I can do the one thing that was always required of me...~~~~~~~Tok tok tok>There ya' go! Fence is made! Ahhhh, feels good..."You know with the Harmony powerup we could literally destroy any and everything that might possibly hurt us, right?">...well Ah' feel better so nyeh
>>41539909It’s the principal!
>>41539452>Lose husband>Become sparkle godEhhhhh
>>41540565Could be worse
>>41540840But aim for better.
>>41540565With after effects.
>>41539452Don’t forget all the poor fucks who didn’t have friends and missed out
>>41541807>Caramel~~~>….Watches everyone fly around with superpowers he wasn’t invited to share in.>…Even spoiled rich>… so, this is how I kill myself…
>>41542106It’s not that bad…I mean sure it’s not great but not that bad
>>41542396It’s worse if you had friends, but nobody was invited.You’re all losers in that one
>>41542622That’s Sunny’s punishment
>>41542729NC>Sunset"Twilight"~~~>..."Hey, hey sunset, how's it feel to be one of the only beings on the planet who can't match the godlike power of Harmony?">..."Does it feel bad?">..."Does it feel bad, Sunset?">..."I bet it feels bad. But I wouldn't know.">...well, me and your brother."FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
>>41543010COLD
>>41543010Hey he’s technically everywhere, so he is that power and also inside you right now She finally scored
>>41543441So did Shiny! Proud of him, getting inside his sister
>>41543600Oh my
>>41543600let’s not follow this path.
>>41544162Only not so great awaits
>>41544489Like… other relatives
>>41544910Oh m-noooo
>>41543010“Just you wait till he gets back!”>Twi he’s dead.“DIDNT STOP YOU!”
>>41545362She has a point, how many times has everyone been dead?
>>41545597Not that much.We’re not Dragonball
>>41545597>Sunset“Twilight”~~~>So what you’re saying is he’s gonna come back evil?“Shut your whore mouth!”
>>41545967He might just have amnesia where he goes on whacky side quests and one by one falls in love with other characters.It’s Marbletime!
>>41546198>Falling in love with Cadence againMake it happen
>>41546551>50 First dates with SA and the CE CrewEven tiempo
>>41546740Can’t leave him out
>>41546551NC>SA"Cadence'~~>I'm back!"YAY!">But I don't remember anything!"Oh no!">Oh hey, there's a really hot mare over there, I should shoot my shot with her!"YAY!">Hey, lady, how you doing?~...Do I know you, strange white pony who isn't Rochi?~>Do you want to?~...hrm...~"OH NO!"
>>41547137could be worse
>>41546198>Marble“Cadence”~~~>… so you’re saying threres a chance.“Not the time, Marble!”>It even Limestone beats me over the finish line and I crawl last then it’ll be as much time as I can spare before my FUNERAL!”
>>41547638don’t give up yet, there’s always a chance.Exhaust those chance then give up.
>>41548151So giving up an extra steps.
NC>Tiempo"Sunburst"~~~>...Should I go for Cadence now or just let Chrysalis comfort her?"What?">I was thinking I should rush in with hugs and a shoulder to cry on. You know, to get a start on building up those Relationship Flags."You're seriously going to hit on her now, of all times?!">No, are you daft? The flirting starts next month."DUDE! She just lost her husband!">He would want her to be happy and move on!
>>41548607With him, specifically, probably.
>>41548607“How do you know?”>Its how all my mangos end…
>>41549516>Look if god didn’t want me to do this then-CRAKTHOOOMMM>… that means nothing
>>41549676Everything is a sign if you look hard enough
>>41548607NC>Sunburst"Tiempo"~~>What even makes you think she'd want to move on with you specifically?"I'm pretty good! I've done lots of bonding with them, I'll have you know!">Them or the one who was in another dimension for so long?"...Son of a
>>41550223Caddy did miss it
>>41550823Eh, work your way up via proxy
>>41551340NC>Tiempo"Spitfire"~~>Quickly, I need you to be the first one she relies on!"...whyyyy?">Because if she likes you then she'll want me via proxy!"...">It's a good plan!
>>41551647Can’t hurt to try
>>41551647>Spitfire"Tiempo"~~>What if I want her more than you?"Hot.">What?"What?"
>>41552226Not the worst end.
>>41552457at least he gets the show.
>>41552226She knows don’t play that game
>>41552226“I kind of expected to be lower on the totem than her honestly. If you know what I’m sayyyyying!”>… I don’t.“Okay so imagine a stack of mares
>>41553439Go onnnn
>>41553686Okay so imagine jenga, but like, you wouldn’t play it with your family
>Shatterhoof“Crumbles”~~~~>… don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask-“Don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask-“>”Don’t ask don’t ask don’t ask DON’T ASK- so do we get a promotion?”>…“… I’m ashamed of myself.”>I’m ashamed of all of us..
>>41554172At least they accept it.
>>41554172I mean assuming 42 goes up a notch someone has to be captain
>>41554800Can she actually go up anymore notches? She's already unofficially captain.
>>41555084I guess she can become husband
>>41554172>Soarin'"Fleetfoot"~>Oh no..."Oh no, that guy!">Fleetfoot!"What? I didn't know him.">He died for us!"Not me specifically. Pretty sure I didn't even get a mention, cause, like, he doesn't know who I am.">He knows what we did to Spitfire!"Oh, right...">..."So for sure I didn't get a mention and he might've actually done a little anger hoof shake at me before he went.">Oh dear god."Just saying!"
>>41555706Can't cry over every dead dude
>>41555706I mean…He didn’t
>>41556164he has a long list.
>>41556518Not really.
>>41556164>SA~~~>… I knew I should’ve listed off everyone…
>>41557200>SA"AJ"~~~~>You know the worst part of dying?"...dying?>Feeling like you forgot something."Ah' would've disagreed but Ah' reckon you'd know."
>>41557556>SA"AJ"~~~>You know, I didn't think getting ripped apart into the cosmos would hurt as much as it did."...really?"
>>41557806>Look you just kind of expect it to be instant, but I like… had a speech.>Was messed up.
>>41558079>I miss my wife, but also my everything
>>41557556>AJ"SA"~>So do we like... just stick as cosmic beings, orrrr-"Uhnuh.">Oh."...Wanna play Stellaris IRL mode?">DO AH!?
>>41558716Dear god no
>>41558716As if she wasn’t busy enough
>>41559212>What is it? What time is it?>how many have I killed
>>41559506Well it’s Stellaris
>>41559715So everyone at least once.
>Dash"Pinkie"~~~~>...so is she just gonna keep hitting that guy, or..."Shhhh">I'm just saying at some point this is going to blend from funny watching him get his to watching an actual murder."SHHHHH!">...Pinkie."HE SNOOKERED MY SISTER LET ME HAVE THIS!"
>>41560438Don’t be mad She got action and you didn’t.
>>41560719She has cheese!
>>41560988>Pinkie~~~>It’s like baking a cake! It’s not the motion of the stir, or the heat of the oven, it’s using the wrong ingredients!
>>41561264That… makes a bit of sense
>>41561537She has her own logic
>>41560988>Cheese Sandwich~~~~~>Boy I'm glad I wasn't forgotten..\...>That would suck.
>>41562214Yeah, terrible
>>41561264I mean heat is important if you want it to rise
>>41562755Not to mention you knead it wrong and get air bubbles.
>>41563104I think that’s just bread.
>>41563431Bread is cake according to the law!
>>41563610OOCO>Twilight"Pinkie"~~~>Pinkie? I've been going over the numbers-"Well at least you're not under them! We know you like them, but it's too early for that!">Right... anyway I've been going over the percentage of sugar-"It's 98.2 percent sugar and one point eight percent a mix of dust, hair, skin droppings and bugs.">...Uh-"Trust me, that's a really really good percent, other folks really need to wash their hooves!">I meant the percentage of sugar in your bread-"Are you claiming I'm mixing it with flour!? Is that what you're accusing me of!? Because it's true! It's all true! I put flour in my bread! IS THAT SUCH A CRIME!?">...Pinkie."I'm sorry, I thought this was equestria!>Pinkie, you aren't going to stall me out."I know...">It's so much I legally have to classify it as a cake."...Ponies like cake.">Pinkie!"Alright, alright! Like it's my fault wheat bread tastes like a brick!"
>>41563872A-Mare-I-CA!
>>41563872That's a her problem that stuff slaps
>>41564400>Twilight"Pinkie"~~>Have you considered you might not be very good at baking that specific bread?"...get out.">Of where?"EVERYWHERE.
>>41564574There is a bubble she can depart
>>41564863She would make her do that on pricipal
>>41565086Right but Twi is a magic god
>>41565342Well, semi
>>41565659She’s god adjacent
>>41565969God-light With less calories.
>>41566260Listen here Bud
>Dash"Pinkie"~~~~>Wait, so does this mean we have to start worshipping AJ and Celestia as gods? Complete with offerings and everything?"You weren't already!?"
>>41566956Right? The plot alone.
>>41566956>What should I offer?"...">Is it apples?"...">Imma get apples...
>>41567439"She's an apple farmer why would she need Apples?">Look me in the eye and tell me you've never heard her say "You can never have enough apples!""...Shoot."
>>41567635>AJ"Dash"~~~>AH DEMAND OFFERINGS!... OF ORANGES!"Not apples?">Support mah family!
>>41567849>Looking out for the orangesGood girl
>>41566603I eagerly await the fight in a fountain
>>41568223>Great taste!"Less filling!"God we're old
>>41568526Classical not old!
>>41569073Denial not a river…
What is with the timer
>>41569807Don’t you feel like it’s worth 15 minutes to post in a basket weaving forum
>>41570143It’s great
>>41570143What’s even the logic here?
>>41570707Election
>Delight"Dash"~~~>Uh...The stallion looks to Rainbow Dash, his wing still around the shoulder of the sobbing Princess.>...It's OK for me to hold Princess Twilight, right?"Why the heck wouldn't it be?!"He looks away for a moment, his voice going a little quieter and less certain of himself.>I mean, this feels like a pretty personal moment for her."Can you repeat that, but understate it even further? Just bury the statement beneath 500 layers of under?">I'm just saying. Of all the ponies she's leaning on, don't you think she deserves, you know, better than me? I'm just some guy."No, you're a guard! And she's a princess! Now, guard her from sadness!">That's not really-"Just shut up and hold her like she's the only mare in the world!">I'm holding! I'm holding!
>>41571345Dash you’re right there hug the pony
>>41571523HUG THE DAMN HORSE
>>41571523I mean, she's already hugging her if you assume she hasn't moved away in-between posts.
>>41571345>Cloudchaser"Derpy"~~~~>So is this a free for all hugging? I want to get in good with a princess."...think saying that out loud hurt your chances.">RATS. Next time!"Her... brother dies?">My money's on the dragon.
>>41572438Well, gen 5 says...
>>41572746You could finish that with anything, nobody watched it.
>>41573319I personally did not like its stance on the Higgs boson
>>41573732at least we involved politics.
>>41574321Thank God, we almost had a good time.
wtf is this thread?
>>41574765Imagine someone thought about Aj using common sense on a fantastical world and ending up with her fighting gods
>Cadence"Chrysalis"~~~~~~It wasn't fair.It wasn't right.>No...She had seen it, felt it as strongly as any of the others around her. She could hear his voice, though she knew he could not do the same. She could feel his presence slipping away, no matter how desperate she tried to hold to him. She knew what he was doing, and though she cried, though she begged, he would not stay. He would not heed her pleas to live but one more day. To see her just one more time. To get a single moment back of all those that were cruelly stolen from them.They had fought, hadn't they? They had given it their all, battled with their hearts and souls, pledged themselves to the betterment of this wold. They had given so much to others in spite of their own troubles, and all they asked for in the end was each other.Why did that prove to be a request, too far?>It's not fair!She did not care who saw her, who heard her bitter cries. She did not care if the creator herself could read her thoughts and knew of all the vile things she sent out into the cosmos in her betrayal. She did not care who witnessed the tears rolling down her cheeks. It didn't matter. None of her regal stature mattered. None of what she was supposed to be, as a princess of love, meant anything when she could feel the fresh wound of her heart torn from her chest.He was gone.She knew it as truly as she could see the light in front of her. Shining, her Shining Armor, had made a sacrifice too great, taken a path she could not follow, and now, it was over.A more pragmatic soul might have thought her prepared for this. She was an alicorn, famously long lived in comparison to regular ponies, the only one she had known for most of her life had seen centuries pass by after all. He had been a mere mortal pony, no special nature or power to call upon, time bore down on him as surely as it did anyone else. She should've been prepared, they must have thought, for the day when it finally happened.She wasn't. She never could have been. Nothing could have prepared her for the anger welling up in her, the sadness of her loss, the sudden nature of it all that left her hissing between her teeth as she shook with feelings she could do nothing with. She had so much she wanted to do, so much she wanted to say though she could not bring herself to speak it, so much she had inside her, and no way to put it out into the world. Some might reasoned that was for the best.One had already challenged the almighty in their rage this day, it would not do to have another take up the fight so quickly. "Cadence-"The long, gentle limb of the changeling was smacked away before it could touch her.>NO! No, I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear any of this! This isn't fair! You know this isn't fair! After all we did! After all he did!1/2
>>41575388The Queen couldn't say a word in response, she knew it as truly as the princess herself did. She could only stand there, watching the alicorn stomp and take heaving breaths, her eyes darting around, as if she could see a mass of guilty parties only living in her eyes.>H-he fought as hard as any of us! He didn't have my power, he wasn't an alicorn! He couldn't just turn love into a power like Celestia! She didn't give him what she did Applejack! Nobody gave him a single shred of the power we all used, and he still fought alongside us just the same! Against machines, against the cordyceps, against the armies in another world, even against that... thing in the desert! That thing that gave you and the others so much power, and it didn't give him a bit! And he still kept fighting! H-... he still kept...She shook, trying her very best to keep from falling into a heap, and just barely succeeding.>He deserved to be happy, after all that. We deserved to be happy after all we've been through. He didn't... he didn't have to...Just as she was ready to fall, there was a weight below her. She barely noticed it, until she realized it would not let her fall over.She only needed to glance down a little to see it. That mop of blonde hair, ragged like a country mare yet well kept like a princess. That face, buried in her chest, obscured by the mane.That feeling of wetness upon her chest.>He...That weight on her shoulders, that made her lean forwards.>He shouldn't have had to...She did not make it very far, before more held her.The long limbs of her old foe, lifting her now when it had once held her down.The sturdy grip of a soldier, giving her stability born of a thousand battles.The careful grip of a now wise Queen, uncertain in how but certain more in knowing she should.The fiery grip of one who would give everything for a world that did not give her a second chance.>It's not fair. It's not. H-he should've come home with us.They agreed. Silently but surely, they agreed.>It's not fair...A mixture of white and pink filled her vision, and she nearly broke down all over again.>I-... I...Those eyes, staring back at her. Eyes that held so much of her.>I'm sorry...And, so much of him.>I'm sorry, Flurry... daddy isn't coming home today... I'm sorry...She held her children, just as those around her held her like a child.>It's not fair...They held to each other, as they shared that single thought.>It's not fair.A loss, too great, even to save the world.
>>41575393Shining kind of got the short end of the stick
>>41575459>Fucking whiteys thinking they deserve nice things
>>41575679Blueboys here
>>41575459Doesn't matter had sex
>>41575459>Salt~~~~>SEE!? SEE!? SHE GETS IT! BULLSHIT GODS
>>41575679>Pommel"Delight"~~~>...so I'm not the only one noticing the only guy who died in all this is a whitey, right?"DUDE!">Dude what?"Don't say it out loud! You know how they are about us!"
>>41576852Put a target right there
So is there like one guy who keeps this thread alive? I see like, one format of greentext?
>>41577611More than one guy for sure. The format of greentext is just because that's the format everyone settled on in thread 2, and all the writers just stuck with it forever. It's just one long story that all the various writers over the years added to and kept that way for consistency.How many, dunno. Always made it over 80 on the unique IPs when that still existed, but you know how reliable that stuff is.
>>41577648>and all the writers just stuck with it forever.Except KKA, the little renegade we love because he's always the one delivering the really big stuff in between the small stuff. He's got a strange writing style but damn if it isn't inventive.
>>41577648Who knows
>>41576852Well the queens might disagree
>>41578372Nobody likes them anyway!
>>41578372>Queen Cicadoidea"Queen Coleoptera"~~~>You know, I'm starting to wonder if making everyone hate us was a bad idea."Right? I'm pretty sure they'll feel bad when a couple of them go back to being dead, but not us!">Only now do I see I should've switched sides!"Sciderella did that but it didn't fix her.">Well Sciderella was considered evil by our standards, so apparently to ponies that's nice."I... don't think her being a nice mom is why we disliked her...">Really? What was the other thing?"..."~~~~~~HOW DID YOU EVEN BUILD A DEATH TRAP OUT OF THEIR BODIES!? I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT BIG A HIVE! AHHHHHH!~~~~~>Ohhhhh yeah. Wow everyone just forgot she's like, the biggest monster, eh?"Well it was brain damage.">Ehhhhh..."...so wanna go write your name in the stump before we fade away so something lasts while we're here?">DO I!?
>>41577659Funny enough I think he started doing the original style with Fuzzy and the Buzz but then just moved on from it. And them.I miss them so
>>41575393>Sunburst"Tiempo"~~~>Uh...The Crystalier looked from the grieving group, his gaze briefly settling on the normally energetic duo that is Poindexter and Mane-iac. He didn't know the bespectacled stallion that well, but from how shaken up he looked, even as he's held firmly within the hug of the tall mare, his mind couldn't help but wander to thoughts of just how close a friend he must have been to Shining Armor.>...What can we do?A thought he tried to push away as he finally looked to his old teacher, hoping to find some sort of emotional bulwark in the midst of this tragedy. The pegasus didn't spare him a glance, his gaze - sharp and somber - focused only on the group he himself couldn't bear to watch anymore."Nothing."Short. Blunt. Said with the professional neutrality of a pony he knows has seen more loss of life than the unicorn will, hopefully, ever see himself."They're grieving as they need to."It was a logical response, one that left little room for comfort. At least, not the sort of comfort something like a warm hug would provide.>Mmm...Because he wasn't the one who needed it most.>...Hm?But the feeling of his teacher's hoof, patting him firmly on his shoulder, was still nice.
>>41579307Hug it out bro
>>41579307>Poindexter doesn't get in the hugPoor guy, glad he's got a comicfu
>>41578857>Queen"Queen"~~~~>...we didn't even get names."THIS SUCKS
>>41580082>Guard"Guard"~~>I know how they feel."Been around since Cordyceps..."
>>41580276Before that even!
>>41580082Quick! What's the science name of a dung beetle? There has to be one Queen named that!
>>41580933Scarabaeoidea
>>41581769Thought that was laser eyes.
>>41582114that’s the name for Scarab.
>>41582432Learn something new everyday
>>41582432>Dung beetles are scarabs Mummy looks real weird now
>>41583263One of them went in an arm. Weirdest way to get sepsis this joke was not worth 15 minutes, that’s what I get for not posting in a while…
>>41583531Yeah this new system sucks
>Lucky Strikes“Pommel”~~~~~>… you’re not living up to that“Yeah I’m getting overshadowed forever.”
>>41584017Hey he has a chance to bounce back! Just wait for the next god
>>41584360Or just be content he aint' dead...
>>41584620Pommel's greatest victory, didn't die(yet)
>>41585109>The victors are the ones who live
>>41585484Quite a fabulous idea
>>41586028A lot of fireworks in there.
>>41585109>Our success, we didn't die....>We can't all be winners
>>41586710I mean mostly yeah they won
>>41587079>If Vietpone has taught me one thing, it's the SCOREBOARD
>>41587334>Queen"Queen"~~~>Let us take pride in the fact we killed one of them, and they didn't kill a one of us!"What about Devonia?">..."...">SHIT
>>415877101-1 baby!
>>41587710>All we need to do is kill one more before we die! “Then what?”>We win in spirit!“Because dead?”>… y-yes?“Feels bad girl.”>Dying twice does…
>>41588460>In spiritMy new catch phrase for kamikaze
>>41588792Or the end result of "I'll surely win because my speed is superior"
>>41587710Even dispersed like him
>>41590446so now it’s fair.
>>41588460Maybe second time they will just poof
>>41591454Or simply fade away
>>41591773Depends on how much everyone remembers. They might just not know it happened at all
>>41592122NC>Spike"Twi"~~~AFTER IT ALL HAPPENED!>...so, do anything this weekend?"Eh.">Yeah felt like it dragged on forever.THE END
>>41592555>Cadence~~~~>...so is Shining gonna come back with the milk soon?
>>41592811>Swear if he got lost again
>>41592811>Applejack knows. She remembers it all.>She just can't bring herself to tell them, not when she sees the hope in their eyes.>She wonders if he's mad at her, unwilling to let them move on.>Or thankful, knowing he remains unforgotten...
>>41593402Depressing
>>41593402NC>SA"AJ"~~~~~>Remember meeeee-"Them dang dragon balls wished ya' back ages ago, quit with the dang ghost thing.">Oh, yeah..."...">Spike still mad?"Ya' know he is!"
>>41593956It's such an easy joke, but a classic
>>41594293It just never get old at all. Like him.
>>41593402Nah she would tell everyone so that they could figure out a way to bring it back.
>>41595044>Okay so... does anyone know how to unstick a stallion?
>>41595259Get a little goo-gone and shake the universe
>>41595259NC>Sa"AJ"~~~>Any idea how to get me out of this?"Ya'll ever get honey on yer' hooves?">Yeah?"And then someone tells ya' how ta' get it off?">Yeah!"And then you try it and it don't work fer' shit and ya' realize they were just winging it?">...yeah?"So...:>..."...yep.">...huh.
>>41595789Relatable
>>41595789"Good luck being the gold medal posthumas"
>>41596393Hard to live up to it...
>>41596393The heath ledger of wartime ponies
>>41596913>White face crazyChecks out
>>41597056No overdose though.
>>41597298>Overdosed on Paradox
>>41595789NC>Sa~~~~>… I wonder if I can spy on people…
>>41597784>Finally, I can live out teenage me’s dream! Sneaking in and spoiling all my favorite series before they ever hit shelves!
>>41598158Ghost Shining just using it to be a big fucking nerd fits well
>>41598333>Sa~~~~>Wait, you’re killing who off!?…>Bout to pull a hearths warning carol on your ass
>>41598500So who’s the other 3 ghosts?
>>41598831>AJ"Tia"'Chitania'~~~~>....how did we get roped into this?"Also are you past, or am I past? We're both... old."'You're older.'>Right but ya' for sure ain't future and Ah'm present."..."'...this seems like it wasn't thought through...'
>>41599053Look we got what we got, Salt would be a perfect future
>>41599302Black, death, related to a bad end...Fuck that does work
Skimmed off my VA benefits to bring you Spooky Night Art
>>41599587I wasn't originally going all Yugioh Characters, but I couldn't think of any yuigioh characters with glasses at the moment of requesting, so Silver Spoon is Bayonetta
>>41599587>>41599589Spooky art just in time! PP anon, you shouldn't have.
>>41599587>>41599589Nice.> but I couldn't think of any yuigioh characters with glassesRebecca. She was even a brat at the start but became a friend
>>41599589>Applejack is canadianWhat a twist!Yes seriously Bandit Keith is canadian that's not a joke.
>>41599587>>41599589Deeply funny that it seems like SS didn’t know what Yugioh is and just winged “that game with monsters” Also Silver Spoon totally should’ve been Carly. This comment took 15 minutes to tell you. I want you to know it was worth it.
>>41599587>>41599589I wonder why Yugioh suddenly came back in recent years
>>41599589It’s going to be a real challenge for her to do the finger guns.
>>41599587>>41599589Finally government buying some quality booms
>>41599587>>41599589I think it all worked out l, looks slick
