We talk about the best chudmare in all of MLP. Post pictures, draw art, post AI voice overs, make websites dedicated to her, make video edits of her, make stories about her, discuss the episodes she appeared in, and pour your heart out for her.Previous Thread:41354969
>>41534750Fixed previous thread link: >>41354969
>>41534750The ride never ends
>>41534750posting again because i love my chudwife
>>41534750Always here for my lovely chudwife!
>>41534750Censor Misty, please
>>41534750my eyes.
>>41535378OP here. Here you go
we will never have an episode where Posey makes Misty cry and run off......... might be a fun fan project
>>41535786I'd thought about it before... But I haven't gotten serious enough about writing a script.
I like to headcanon that Posey is Discord and FS's great, great granddaughter
>>41535831>We used to have a high trust society...>>41535853Never thought of that before, it would be interesting to see the generations of that lineage before Posey
>>41535831>not only a filthy Unicorn like Izzy>but also a coded niggerPosey would be furious
>>41535394This is how g5 should have been like.
>>41536110>>41536285If you guys help me with the script, and getting Posey's voice even if it's with AI, I can do something...
>>41535831Misty gots to get dem rangz
>>41536608Got any ideas of what you want in the script?
>>41537548Posey keep an eye on your purse
>>41536285>a coded niggerShe's blue.
>>41538473yeahhttps://fandompulse.substack.com/p/my-little-pony-comic-artist-andy
>>41537548Hot about Posey doing... I dunno, whatever she wants to do, and accidentaly, the black(blue) unicorn interrupt her.
>>41537548Misty asks if she want to hang out and Posey just beats her up mercilessly and call her a dirty child of a zigger
>>41537548Misty tries to give a speech about Earth Pony history but blunders it. Posey calls her out on it.
>>41539818this got me thinking, maybe there's some earth pony holiday, and just like every other tradition, Misty doesn't want to respect it but this time she's become much more audacious. She tries to rally support to change the day where the famous earth pony explorer discovered Maretime Bay to some bland DEI day. Posey goes off on her, and instead of Misty gaining the support of the mob, Posey does and runs Misty out of town. Might be able to work out a script/shitty animatic with this
>>41540136Please do. Anything with Misty losing is a worthwhile endeavor
bumpo
>>41540934Why is Anon forbidden?
>>41540136I like it!If you make the script, I can do the animation.I'll just need the voices... Can be AI voices, I don't mind.
>>41539067Based Posey
>>41541150Because she doesn't tolerate Anon's bullshit compare to other ponies.
>>41542115All I wanted was to use the bathroom in her house
>>41541541awesome, I'll try and figure out how to make an online Posey AI RVC thing so other anons can try and voice lines tooAnyone have a good ponified Columbus name? For the discoverer of Maretime bay?
>>41541541it beginsI can also help with rendering if you need it. I've got a computer dedicated to GPU work when the time comes for that.VERY rough draft, never did a script before. I think the next part will be Posey objecting off screen> "EXCUSE ME?"then camera back/pan to our chudqueen ready to deliver her devastating rant
>>41542947Oh no, Misty's trying to ruin Maretime Bay.Great script!
>>41542518Good luck with that, anon!>>41542947It's a good start, yeah! And about the rendering... Thanks, Any help is appreciated.My PC is powerful enough, but some hoof help would be appreciated.
>My Wittle PonyWTF?!
>>41543456you wike wittle pony?
>>41541150He smells
>>41543039okay here's a first draft, totally open to suggestions, better dialogue, etchttps://files.catbox.moe/2s2aly.pdf
>>41543450I wanted an episode with the secondary characters
>>41544462Love the script! I think the Team Rocket ending would be funnier.
>>41542947You're cooking. In the good way
>>41545433Hitch can't even get rid of that annoying baby dragon
>>41544462I like it!Souns very Poseyly.I think I can work with that.
>>41544790>>41544884>>41546004Thanks! Looking forward to some animation
>>41544462>https://files.catbox.moe/2s2aly.pdf
>>41546522
>>41546522They smell like garlic
a sip and a bump
please make the last episode a Posey or Opaline ressurection episode
PoserBros...We saw Posey smilig and having a good time one last time...
>>41548173She's even with her two friends...all is right
>>41548173>with Daliah and WindyPoseyBros, we wonEven though this might be the end of G5, I believe this isn't the end of Posey's story if we keep her memory alive through greens and art.
>>41548373Just look at it no hornheads and they are all happy.
>>41534750Sonic boom
>>41548257Right into my arms
>>41548173no thread for the episode yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYKkF_v6jQcI'm sort of surprised they didn't show grumpy Posey after Izzy made the water park disappear
>>41549733The mares are about to jump onto my mattress
>>41546004tried doing a storyboard
>>41550302love it!
>>41550302I like it!One friend can help with Misty's voice, she'll send me a demo later today.
>>41550302>sighThat's so Misty
Posers are making moves
>>41551831we do it for her
>>41550386did a take of Posey's lines with the RVC modelhttps://vocaroo.com/13JkAttq92hl
>>41552543Pretty convincing...My friend already sent me her demo... It sounds pretty good, but she speaks too fast, she'll send me another audio tomorrow.And maybe I'll see her on Sunday, I can help her record and all that.Thanks anyway, Anon!
>>41552555checkedmight work on training a Sunny and Misty model sometime, if anyone wants to collect clips of them talking without sound effects, music, that would be useful. The Posey model was trained on just under 6 minutes of audio, but at least 10 min would be good (and easier to get of the main chars)
>>41552563Nice!Let me hear them when you get themBy the way... I'll be using that Posey one for the animation, I'll be practicing a bit during the week.
>>41552632cool! sure thing, I just tried running inference on a VPS but there's a bug in RVC-CLI, but it's looking possible. Maybe I can get a slimmed down G5 haysay up someday
>>41544462I feel like Hitch would kindly ask Misty to leave
I think Hasbro should've cashed in on the fact that some girls actually like mean and grumpy characters like Posey or identity with them.
>>41552632Love the work you guys are doing! You're making Poser proud!
>>41554299Yeah nah that aint Posey cunt
>>41554963She went through an emo phase.And it is Posey
>>41554299Posey's high school years
>>41553795What are her royal duties?
>>41555862
>>41556226Well... Our queen deserves the best of the best, right?
>>41556226I would sweat a lot in a chair like that she'd be miserable
>>41556680Yes. I want her to sit on me, **especially on my face**
>>41556680no hooves, but nice
>>41556896Tomorrow is my birthday, I don't mind ff the first thing I see when I wake up is Posey's plot...
>>41557897AYYYY Happy early birthday man!Might post some artwork I did awhile back tomorrow
>>41558027Peach-shaped. Must smell like one too. Must be fuzzy as well
>>41558027Thanks anon!And... I found my religion...
>>41558598oh it's fuzzy alright
gn bump
>>41559172Opaline knows
>page10Obligatory bump
>>41558641Np, got some greens that are continuations from the previous thread being made right now. One's winter related since the holiday's almost here
>>41560643That's good
Even though Posey didn't make it to round 1, there's always next year. But we had 51 votes for her which is a lot more than I expected.
>>41561839damn, missed the voting somehow :(
>>41561839What the hell
>>41559534sweet dreams
Anyone got archive links to when Posey first appeared? I need to read past anons' reaction
>>41561839Neither Posey or Opaline made it to round 1. This board is a lost cause
>>41563066This board is always a lost cause... I am here only for our queen...
>>41563066twitrannies rigged it
>>41563066None of the g5 ponies did, did they? A lot of bad will and brigading. /co/ tourists watching tamers and offboarders stuck around after the anniversary.Might as well do our own miss g5
Here's the first part of the green and OC I did that isn't related to the story.>Maretime Bay was in the grips of winter. Winter was never Posey’s favorite season; it was too cold for her liking.>But there is one thing she loves about winter and it is Winter Wishday.>The holiday makes her reminisce of her childhood with her parents and helping locals with the decorations around the town. And when dusk finally settled, a comet rushes by and she would always make a wish on the flaming ball before ending the celebration with a bonfire.>Sadly, this year’s holiday was canceled due to a blizzard that was currently devastating the land in a blanket of white.>Posey thoughts about her past wanders to the few friends she has after placing the fresh cookie dough in the oven.>She hoped her friends were hunkering down from the storm, especially… Anon…>After closing the oven door, she trotted to the living room as she checked her phone for the weather forecast.>Out of the corner of her eye, she notices something peculiar out in the snowy distance.>The creature’s features were hard to pick out due to the raging blizzard, but Posey knew for certain that it was tall, big, and lumbering towards her humble abode.>Posey stood there, frozen with fear, as she looked at the creature.>The creature came closer and closer until Posey noticed something unusual about the creature.>It is no windigo or the abominable snowmare, but something humanoid and bearded.>Said bearded humanoid is wearing a thick coat and looks like it’s holding something deep inside its person.>The cogs in Posey’s brain turned for an answer until she saw that the humanoid is none other than…>>41563066I wasn't expecting a lot of G5 ponies to get in since it's the year G4 purists are celebrating this not so great generation's death til the cows come home>>415632593 made it in: Pipp, Sunny, and Izzy
>>41563864Sir may I have some more
>>41563864You, my dear Anon, I ask you to please continue with your literary work.
>>41564136>>41564233Way ahead of you. Got some more chapters ready and will post them sometime in the future. Just want to complete some more before I post the already completed ones
>>41563864waiting for moar
>>41563864that drawing of Posey makes me wanna smack her right buttock with my open palm, also cool that I'm guessing anon is bearded wait, is it Santa Claus?!
>>41564819Take your time, anon!
>10
>>41566148I mean >1beat me by 2 seconds ^-^;
>>41566152Good luck next time, PoserBro.
>>41566169heh, k
>>41565470Nah, it's cold outside so it's best to have nature's insulation grow on his face. Thx for liking my art! Realized that I fucked up her back legs.
>>41566193She just saw Anon trip and she laughed
>>41566169>>41566193thanks for fixing her eyebrows
>>41563864>3 made it in: Pipp, Sunny, and Izzygot eliminated in round 1. Last year Opaline and Posey got qualified and some of G5 characters reached round 3.Now none of them win anything
>>41567938I blame g4 purists for their faggotry
>>41563864”ANON!!!” Posey cries out in horror as she sees her favorite human struggling to reach her door.>Posey didn’t hesitate to run out of the door to get to the struggling human.>As she canters out the door, the snow pierces Posey’s fur like spears; she prefers to be in her warm house right now. But for now, she has to get her favorite human out of the blizzard.>Anon looks at his favorite pony rushing towards him and smiles. He felt weak, but it didn’t matter to him.>The weak smile on Anon’s face falters and falls as he feels his body getting heavier.>He was about to fall into the snow until he was stopped by Posey leaning up against him.>Posey and Anon struggle towards the house. A half of Posey felt like they wouldn’t make it but the other half had to for Anon.>She really wishes that her earth pony magic would work, but the blizzard and piling snow is affecting her ability to grow plants to aid her and Anon.>Closer and closer the two struggle onward. >Posey looks up to see the human wearily staying awake.”Come on, Anon!” Posey yells through the harsh winds, “We’re almost there!”>Inch by inch, crunch by crunch, the wide open door was getting closer. It’s warmth welcoming them with its embrace, indicating that of safety.>With one final crunch of wet hooves and boots on snow, man and pony enter the door.>Anon looked on at the foyer and the living room that connected it.>Anon was about to speak up until Posey decided to do it for him.”WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? WHY WERE YOU OUT THERE IN THAT BLIZZARD!?!? ARE YOU RETARDED OR HAVE A DEATH WISH YOU WANT TO OBTAIN?!??!” An enraged Posey shrieked.>Anon’s weary smile was completely drained from its warmness and replaced with a depressed dolefulness.>The buzzer on the oven let out a harsh beep, causing Posey to not notice Anon’s change of demeanor.>”UGH! Bucking annoying thing. Just go wrap yourself in those blankets,” Posey grumbled as she trotted off to the kitchen.>Entering the kitchen, Posey’s brain caught up with all that just happened. The blizzard, Anon in the snow, the piercing cold, the struggle to get him out, and… yelling at him for braving the storm just to see her…”Oh what have I done…” Posey mumbled to no one in particular. She felt awful at herself for the attitude she just showed Anon, her favorite human…
>>41568705This green will make my love for Posey grow...Good work, anon!
>>41568705I wonder what she's baking, I hope we get to have some hot drinks too to warm up
>>41568705I like it
>>41567938It's brigading. We should have a miss g5
>>41568800>>41569622Thx!>>41569016She's baking cookies
>>41568705waiting for our chudette to throw anon in the oven after she finds out he is a je..griffin
>>41570327kek never thought of that but this is more of a heartwarming story than the previous twoBump to comfort Posey
>>41570927Poser no I didnt mean it , Anon is pure like the snow he was wading through.
>>41571087always comfort your Poseys, frens, no matter what form she takes
>>41571941
>>41571941Poser glows up so nicely
>>41571835Posey will never look at me like thaty live
>>41571835Bratty or demure?
>>41574043
>>41574477disapproving
>>41575434So bratty
https://files.catbox.moe/xmxr09.pdfThe G5 Bible's been leak.Here's some things I find interesting they wrote for Posey and WindyPosey>her love for flowers and new magical abilities gains her the power to grow them instantly>can give flowers any scent she wantsWindy>admires Zipp for her amazing flying skills>often will try to askZipp for pointers, though she’s pretty good at flying herself>total movie geek >loves Maretime Bay for its pretty ocean>loves the slower pace outside of the big city
>>41568705>The yellow pony grabbed the pot holder by the mouth and opened the oven with her hoof.>She turned around and spat out the pot holder onto the counter.>That regretful feeling festered more and more as she trotted over to a draw to pull out a rack puller.>Using the rack puller, she tugged on the oven rack. She gazed at her golden chrisp chocolate chip cookies. Such cookies would’ve made her happy.>She sighed before holding onto the pot holder and grabbing the tray of freshly baked goods.>Placing the tray on the counter while using her back leg to cut off the oven and lightly bucking the oven shut.>Posey slowly trotted through the doorway that connected the kitchen to the living room.>The first thing Posey noticed when she entered the living room was Anon’s wet clothes on the hardwood floor.>A part of Posey wanted to blow up at Anon for leaving his wet garments ruining her floor, while her rational side wanted her to deal with the clothes later.>Posey slowly and calmly began doing the breathing exercises Windy taught her months ago.>After Posey felt her heart slow down and heat from her forehead cooled down, she promptly trotted towards Anon.>She stared at the chilly human warming up in the pile of blankets that covered him like a burrito.>Anon looked up at Posey with regret in his eyes before looking back down to the floor.>Posey cleared her throat to attract the human’s attention.”I… I’m sorry that I yelled at you. It’s just… you scared me out there in that damn blizzard. You could’ve gotten yourself lost or worse…” Posey muttered as she felt her emotions bubbling out of her mouth.>”That’s okay, Posey. Looking back at it now, being out there wasn’t one of my brightest ideas,” Anon replied with rekindled warmth in his voice.“It sure wasn’t… But I don’t understand, why were you out there and not back in your apartment?” Posey asked with curiosity.>“Well, it’s because I have a gift for you,” Anon answers honestly as reaches under the covers and pulls out a present.>Posey looked at the present wrapped in red with patterns of comets, cookies, and holiday banners dotted all over it. And looking on top of the present was a green ribbon hugging the gift and a tag on the side saying “To Posey Bloom, From Anon Y. Mous”.>The yellow pony was taken aback by the gesture. Even after yelling at Anon, he still wanted to give her gifts.>Posey’s thoughts raced throughout her brain. She felt like she wasn’t worthy of Anon’s kindness.>Posey carefully untied the ribbon and tore into the wrapping paper.>The present inside its paper prison was a simple wooden box.>She lifted the box lid up and to her excitement, she saw that each tube color was made from rare natural materials found throughout Equis. “ANON!!! How did you manage to get these!?!?! This has to be too expensive for even you to buy!!!” Posey exclaimed.
>>41577193So it's the best gift for the best mare... Good work, anon!
>>41576602wtf I love Windy even more now
>>41577193wow! anon gave Posey a artisan hand crafted fingerbox?! VERY rare in equestria... makes me want to dig out my old fingerbox from when I was a kid it was just made out of cardboard and stuff, but I know I kept it
What's a fingerbox?
>>41577296Thx! Say, how's that Misty project going?
>>41577193moar Sah
>>41578416In stand by at the moment, the unitober and the Posey's animation will take me a lot of time. It's just do the fur and it's done, actually...
>>41579453That's alright, take your time dude. Cute unicorn- I mean what a filthy poochie. I hope Posey kills her!
>>41577193
>>41578406real? looool zoomies will never experience the joy of making and using a fingerbox. One of my friend's dad made a really cool box since he worked at a machine shop, purple anodized aluminum, 2 holes. He never brought it to school, but I got to use it a few times when I went over after school. So jealous
We missed out on more Posey + Windy kino
>>41579453looking good, I should work on stuff again too, been slackin'
>>41579453Thanks. I'm doing her just because the mane... It's very complicated...>>41582129Thanks! And if you need help with something, I could help.
>>41580214The face of marecel
>>41582233No problemGO UP POSEY
>>41583134Blessed image
>>41535199I love it
>"So you've got a semi-angry earth pony looking up at a human in a human supremacist military uniform holding her chin up. Why does it look like they're about to kiss?"
>>41583134The next one I'll do is Posey, actually...
>>41584641Fuck yeah, dude>>41584568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mjf2pg4MFQ
>>41548609Blessed image
>>41563259>Might as well do our own miss g5Do it faggot. They literally have a faggot contest afterwords for shitposting males and faggots so miss g5 would be a welcome addition for me. The only thing you'd have to do is set it up, I dont think pageantfag is going to do it but there was an alternate princess /mlp/ by someone else before.
>>41584866Posey just likes the free makeovers
>>41586694Yes, certainly
>>41587376Okay, you can put your hooves up on the table Posey oco;
reposting this poser from the grump thread (RIP) >>41574621
>>41577193>”Well, let’s say I was able to get some of the items with help,” replied Anon as he rubbed the back of his head with his hand while sitting up, the blanket falling down to his waist.>Posey’s emotions bubbled out as she suddenly grabbed hold of the human and hugged him tightly.>Anon was taken aback by the sudden gesture Posey was doing as she wasn’t normally the type to be all physical with other creatures beside her earth and pegasi friends.>Posey felt oddly comfortable hugging the warm hairless human as she felt her mane getting brushed by one hand and hugged tightly around her back by the other hand.>Posey felt Anon’s hand creep up through her withers to her mane.>The blushing Posey pulled away from the green human before could reach the sacred ears and placed the gift on the coffee table.“*cough* *cough* Well thank you for the great gift. Let me put your clothes in the washer and we ca- Why do your clothes look so weird?” asked Posey as she lifted the jacket.>Said jacket was shoddily made with one arm shorter than the other.>”Well…” Anon sheepishly began as he rubbed the back of his neck, “the pony that was making it said that he would fix it if I paid him extra and I didn’t have the money after spending it on your gift.”>Posey’s blood began to boil upon hearing that some worthless sack of shit would do that to such a lovely beast like Anon.>She let off a snort as she snatched the wet garments and trotted towards the laundry room.>She entered the laundry room and saw the small washing machine and dryer.>Looking back at the winter clothes, she realized she’ll have to do multiple loads.“Ah buck me…” Posey grumbled after spitting out the clothes>Shortly after forcing some of the clothes in the washer, she returned to the living room to see Anon sitting there watching the TV.>Deciding to be a good host, Posey entered the kitchen to make some hot cocoa.>Posey sauntered, with a tray full of cookies and two mugs full of cocoa, back into the living room and took a seat right next to Anon.>”Ooo you made cookies. Were those for me?” Inquired Anon as he reached down for a cookie.“Actually, they were for me before heading for bed, but… you know,” Posey answered embarrassingly all the while rubbing her withers with her hoof.“Anyway, what are you watching?” Posey inquired quickly, trying to steer the uncomfortableness of the situation.I hope I'm getting her character right.
>>41589161Great work, anon! This is the Posey I love to read and love.
>>41589161it continues!Character close enough, I'm enjoying the read
>>41589311Thanks!>>41590559Yeah, we normally never see her nicer side in the show besides visual cues before Sunny and her gang ruin it.
>>41589161You are
>>41587376What is this expression trying to convey?
>>41592127Its Happening!!!!
>>41592127visualization of the story she's telling, as an earth pony she can visualize and rotate objects in her mind
>>41592221>as an earth pony she can visualize and rotate objects in her mindAnd the other races cant?
>>41592873they can, but the IQ distributions are centered around different means, just more likely to find an earth pony with that ability than say, a zebra
>>41593242Why are pegasi so dumb?
>>41593759hollow brains to save weight
>>41593759they have extra limbs, half ot their brain function is directed to control the wings
>>41593759tradeoff for being the sexiest
>>41593759Rainbow Dash doesn't help, and Windy doesn't seem very bright either
>>41593759brain damage from crashing into walls
>>41594741Pipp is like a built-in crumple zone with that padding
>>41594305Windy makes a good fren
>>41593242Oh yea? Explain how pegasai built the most technologically advanced city in Equestria
>>41595739Through monarchyBy having a solid right-curve aristocratic class they can guide the left-curve towards greatness
>>41595739It's a typewriter monkey situation. It took ages of random spit balling for the pegasi to build their civilization
>>41595771Why doesn't Posey like wearing socks
>>41596435Forced into it
>>41596435socks ended up being too loose and droopyher disappointment was immeasurable and her day was ruined
>>41597666They're the burger king of socks
>>41597767thats a whopper
>>41597399Cute cheeks
>>41597666Why can't she get them refitted, satan? You're telling me a tradmare cant stitch?
>>41599660she was planning to garden, why can't unicorns get even simple socks right?!
>>41589161>Posey reached over with both hooves to grab her mug as Anon responded, “Just some film called ‘Mare in the Moon.’ It was on my list to watch my version of that, but I’ll settle with pony ‘Man in the Moon.’”“I see…” Posey replied, “Just to let you know, your clothes are too big to fit in my washer, so it’s going to take longer to clean.”>”Thanks for the heads up,” responded Anon with a thumbs up.>Posey looked at the gesture with confusion. She had seen it before, along with other gestures those digits of his created.>Posey looked back to the TV with a blush.>Between watching TV, eating, and returning to the laundry room, she periodically looked at the shirtless Anon.“No, Posey, don’t look at him,” Posey thought as she tried to keep her attention on the television. >But everytime she tries to keep her eyes away, they always go back to Anon enjoying the show.>She wanted to feel his warm embrace against her soft coat. She wanted him to be all hers.>”Hello? Possseeeyyy? Is there anyone in that noggin of yours?” asked Anon after he clearly noticed Posey’s constant goggling at him amidst the constant noises emanating from the television.>It took a few moments until Posey snapped out of her stupor and upon realizing this, she needed to find a way out of this situation.>She hurryingly darted her eyes around her vincity and noticed the empty tray and mug of cocoa sitting on the coffee table. “Well, would you look at the time! I better put these dishes in the dishwasher and get ready for bed!” Posey hastily remarked as she plopped the tray on her back and trotted to the kitchen.>After taking care of the dishes, she was now back in the living room where she saw Anon laying on the couch, still watching his show.“Your clothes will be ready in the morning… sooooo good night, Anon,” Posey said awkwardly; she never had to tell someone good night for a long time since nopony really visited her for a sleepover, not even when she was a foal.>Looking back at the mare, Anon smiled and replied, “Night, Posey.”>Posey felt her heart melt upon seeing Anon’s kind smile which she returned the gesture with a small smile.>Posey walked over to the lightswitch and turned it off before walking down the hall.>She took a right and entered the laundry room where she finished putting the last of the clothes in the dryer.>She went straight to her bathroom and turned on the shower lever that jutted from the wall. She looked at the faucet coming alive before turning around to brush her teeth.>After brushing her teeth, she took a hoof to the shower to fill in if the water was warm.>Following her approval, she took off her bow to let her mane down.>Her pink mane flowed in the air with wavy wonder while trotting into the shower.
>>41599801>The steam felt good against her body as she began to soak herself in the hot water spraying her like rain.>She stood there, alone in her thoughts from today’s unexpected guest. >Her heart pounded hard against her body as she tried to get rid of these thoughts about the ape.“Come on, Posey, let’s get this over with so I can rest. You’re feeling this way because he gave you a lovely gift. It doesn’t mean he likes you that way…” Posey doubtfully pondered as she began to lather shampoo into her mane, coat, and tail.>Her thoughts of Anon faded away as she tried to reach a hard to reach place on her back to put the foamy substance on.“Good grief, I wish I had somepony to wash that region,” Posey quietly groaned as she gave up and let the shower rinse some of the soap down her back.>By the time she was through with her shower, drying and putting curls in her hair, got into her seafoam green nightgown, and took off her curls, she exited and focused her gaze on Anon sleeping on the couch.>She sighed and trotted into her bedroom.
>>41599801>>41599807So Posey, so lovely...Still a good work, anon!
>>41600019Thanks dude!
>>41599807yay more greenwould've been funny to have Posey force anon to shower and wash him like an animal
>>41600107There are a few things off about you Posey
>>41600792Come on Posey, all I said was that the best condiment for dipping your fries is mayonnaise
>>41599807Conflicted Poser is canon
>>41599738>Wearing socks in the garden
>>41599807>She entered her bed and grabbed a hold of her favorite sleeping mask to place them over her eyes.>Eventually, she dozed off into a deep slumber.“Huh? Where am I? Oh, I must’ve passed out,” Posey ponders as she trots through her dining room to get to her kitchen.>As she passes the foyer, which connects the dining room to the living room, she notices something out in the distance. It’s big and lumbering.>The brightly colored pony looks out to see the lumbering creature getting confused in the blizzard as it wages on harder than usual.>The humanoid beast begins to take a left turn, completely missing its trajectory.>Posey was unsure on who or what that was and why they would be coming out here during this snow storm.>She ponders on through the list of friends she has until she realizes one name that stuck out.“ANON!!!” Posey shrieks as she hurryingly puts on her scarf and earmuffs.>She gallops out of the door and into the harsh winter.>The blizzard pierces through her coat like icy spears as she tries to look for her favorite human.“ANON!!! ANON!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!” she shouts into the whiteout, but the only thing that returns is the whistling sound of wind.>As she was about to give up and get some help from town, the blizzard suddenly stopped.>Posey looks around and notices a group of ponies huddling together over something laying in the snow.>Posey closes the distance and notices…“ANON!!!” Posey screams as she gallops over to his body.>She grabs hold of the dead human in her hooves, trying to cradle him as tears trickle down her face.>”It’s your fault,” said a voice, calling for Posey to look up to the ponies in front of her>Right in front of her is Sunny Starscout with a scowl on her face.“W-What?” Posey stumbles on her words as she hears Sunny’s voice pick up again.>”It’s your fault, you dolt!” You could’ve saved him,” Sunny yells as the locals crowd around the cowering yellow pony.“And you think I didn’t try!?! It’s hard to see in that blizzard!!! How about you?!?” Posey loudly retorts as she gazes at all the ponies.>”OH! WE HAVE BEEN FOR HOURS!” Sunny shouts back as her horn lights up with a fierce glow.>”GRAB A HOLD OF HER!!!” Hitch shouts as some ponies grab a hold on Posey.“NO PLEASE!!! S-STOP!!!” Posey cries out in horror as she sees the glowing horn inch closer and closer to her chest.>Posey’s tear filled eyes shot open and a gasp escaped from her mouth as she sat up in bed.“I-it’s a dream?” Posey said to herself as she began to feel herself all over.>She looked down at her chest to see that it was still in one piece and let out a relief breath.>Feeling her face, she noticed that tears ran down her damp cheeks as she laid a hoof on them.>She didn’t know what to say until she recognized the sound of running water from the bathroom.
>>41602620Anon, if your intention is to make me love Posey more... You're perfect!I can't wait for the next part!
>>41602620oooo spooky scary part of the story for nightmare night, well played anon
>>41602620>running waterThat's me pissing
>>41601463She just hates waking up early
>>41602648>>41603271Thanks! Got some more planned before I'm finished with this green.>>41603760kek
>>41604968cant wait
it's getting cold
>>41606279It's getting daylight savings time
>>41607029it's sort of fun being in a non-DST timezone
>>41607305It needs to be done away with. Changing the time like that stresses out people's bodies and it's been shown to increase the rate of heart attacks
>>41607305Windy's mane style reminds me of lilth and I can't unsee it
>>41607305Nice mane poser
>>41608649Not a ponytail though
another pretty poser from the previous thread post
>>41607305besties style swap
>>41610520The mare is volumizing her hair
>>41602620>She got up from her bed and trotted out of her room to get to the bathroom door.“Anon?” Posey questioned the person behind the oak door. The trickling pattern of the shower hitting the tile floor soothed her emotions.>”Hm? Oh, hey Posey. Sorry about taking a shower without asking you, but when I took a whiff this morning, well let’s say I smelled like something died,” Anon replied all the while the sound of a bottle cap being opened and then closed.“I-... That’s alright… I’m gonna make some breakfast while you’re busy,” Posey mentioned before trotting slowly to the kitchen as Anon mentions about him cleaning the blankets after his shower.>She opened the fridge and peered inside. She needs to get some groceries when this blizzard blows over.“Eggs it is,” Posey stated blankly as she hoofed over a carton of eggs and placed it on the counter right next to the stove.>By the time she got her stuff ready and was cooking, her mind wandered off to the nightmare as the eggs sizzled in the pan.“Thank hoofness, Anon’s not dead. I wouldn’t know what to do if he died…” Posey thought to herself until…>”Pose? You alri-”“AH!” exclaimed Posey as she turned around with an expression only fit for seeing a ghost, “Don’t scare me like that!”>”Huh?” Anon ponders before looking down at his bare feet, “Oops, completely forgot that you all aren’t used to non-hoofed creatures.Posey sighed before answering, “That’s alright, but please announce yourself before you enter a room. I don’t like being spooked.”>“Got it, boss,” Anon replied cheekily while he gave her a thumbs up.“Please… don’t call me boss. It reminds me of the knuckleheads I have to work with and don’t get me started on my boss. She’s 80 something years old, cranky, and has a dog’s face,” Posey ranted as she flipped an egg onto a plate.>”Really? Since when did they arrive?” Anon asked with curiosity in his voice as he sat down at the kitchen table.“Four weeks ago. The previous ones retired or moved, so we had to hire a pegasus and a hornhead. One’s from Las Pegasus and the other is from Green Hay,” groaned Posey as she finished placing two eggs on each plate, “They’ve been giving me a hard time.”
>>41612930A homely Posey... I love it!
>>41612930Please sir more
>>41612233Nice earring
Posers stay safe
>>41614331On it. Planning on completing the whole thing before posting it.Here's old art of Posey I did to hold you until I complete the green.
>>41615287Beautiful
>>41612930I hope Posey isn't getting bullied at work
>>41615624Thank you!>>41616058Well, she now works with a featherhead and a egotistical hornhead
>>41616366That's life
>>41617445what does she have to fix? I think her hair looks good
>>41617746Are you sure?
>>41617791oh no, mare pattern baldness :(
>>41617791That mare needs hair!
>>41619274Bump for my wife
>>41619956Extra bump for *our* wife!>Instant "I DO!"
>>41618278I wouldn't even ask I'd just fuck her on the spot.
All quiet on the Posey front
>>41620722nicely done
>>41620722Poser... don't cry! We'll get Izzy banned from the art gallery and that'll cheer you up
>>41619274Equestria is healing.
Look at her go! I want to make out with her.
>>41621845Posey playing a nerd's game. As if!
>>41621949Posey reveals herself as a nerdy marecel that watches My Little Human and complains on 4clover about MLH G%
posey CM spotted, get in herehttps://jiggie.fun/K2Pbkn
>>41619274>Nightmare PoseyPosey in the nightmare verse would be a lefty activist>She opens her door to you one day and welcomes her favorite creature>"It's good to see you, Anon. You bring so much diversity to boring milquetoast Maretime bay.">You recoil in horror>"C'mon, I know a few ways to bring more human and other ponies' culture and liven up our dull earth pony holidays." She drags you by the hand>Now you're curled on the ground crying>"Oh poor Anon, I'm so sorry. Here, we'll go out and make this town more inclusive to you...">You jolt yourself awake>Laying in Posey's bed, she wakes up mad and starts yelling racial slurs at you>You sprung up and crush her in a bear hug, almost tearful with happiness that your Posey is still your lovable racist karen>"A-Anon... let go of me y-you s-spearchucking neanderthal...">Nothing ever sounded so sweet"
>>41622117>relaxing after a hard day of competitive racism by painting the trim on her Thousand Foals
>>41622188lol yay
>>41622188>Nightmare Posey being the opposite of PoseyNo anon you got Nightmare forms backwards. Nightmare Posey would be even more racist>Nightmare Posey>Absolute hatred for any creature that isn't an Earth pony (specially unicorns)>She "hates" Anon as well but he's too useful so she keeps him as a slave beneath her
Nightmare Posey with a black mane
Early posing
>>41622785>Nightmare posey is Dark Tulip>She's the racist HOA karen from hell>Forces entire cities to confine to her personal standards>Prices and fines every non-earthpony out of her half of the continent>Busts your balls about trying to make your house into an irl factorio game
>>41625607ok i'll sleep on the couch
>>41625943good luck
>>41621845Poser, don't play dnd, it's pozzed!
>>41624311Eww
>>41626410Posey no I'm a tradAnon
>>41625943She will forcefully suck you off with a wide smile on her face
>>41625607"Bad luck, Posey, you only managed to make me fell horny.">>41625943While I sleep with her on the bed... Good.
>>41627401Sorry pal no ziggers allowed
>>41627420Then why you're here, pal?
>>41627623You see Posey he is brown, that's our equivalent of a zigger
>>41612930>Posey took one plate at a time and brought them to the table.>”You want me to get the utensils?” Anon asked, wanting to be helpful for the stressed mare.“Sure, top second draw,” Posey answered as she trotted towards the fridge to get some orange juice.>After grabbing the utensils, two slices of bread, and filling two glasses with OJ, the two sat down facing each other as they began to dig in.>As they ate, Posey's thoughts wandered to a question, Anon’s past life, but she decided against it. Even though the human has been living in Maretime Bay well over two years, asking a personal question about his old life he’s been suddenly ripped away from and thrown through the cosmos to a new world didn’t sit right with her.>”Trying a new mane style?” Anon asked as he tried to break the ice in the quiet room.“Hmm? Oh, nah. It just gets kind of messy after sleeping,” Posey replied before taking another bite of her scrambled eggs, “I just don’t find it appeasing.”>”Really? I heard from Rocky that a messy mane style was in style awhile back. Well, looks like you can naturally pull it off,” Anon remarked as he took a sip from his glass.>Posey was speechless from his casual remark to the point that her crimson blush was showing through her coat.”I-It does?” asked Posey, dumbfounded.>”Of course!” Anon cheerfully answered as he finished his last piece of bread, “sometimes one needs a change in style.”>She pondered on what the human said; he was correct that everyone needed a change. Hell, even after experiencing changes in her life, she was unsure to try something new consensually.>The two friends soon finished off their meal and Anon offered to take care of the dishes while Posey went to her room.>After entering her room, Posey trotted to the dresser mirror, took off her nightgown to be hanged, pulled open a drawer, and grabbed her mane brush.>But before starting, she looked at her messy mane. She blushed and smiled a small smile as she looked at herself in the mirror, those bubbling feelings returning shortly before she began to start to work on her mane.>After ten minutes of combing her hair and attaching her green bows to her mane and tail, she was back in the living room with Anon.
>>41628210>As she was about to sit down, the lights started to flicker.>”That doesn’t seem good,” stated Anon as he peered up at the lightbulls.“No, it doesn’t,” Posey grumbled as she pulled out her phone to check the weather.>The weather app on her phone tapped on and began to load the weather, but it never came.“Come on, you stupid phone. Load up!” Posey complained as her patience was beginning to waver. With no luck, the weather never finished loading, leaving Posey to look up at the signal bar and seeing none.“Great, we have no service. When will those pegasi finish those new cloud routes?” Posey asked as she placed her phone on the coffee table.>Flipping the tv remote to the news channel, Anon simply replied, “ZBS said that it’s due to a shortage of employees and materials to make new weather machines, plus Sunny is having a tough time with some ruthless politicians, with several cities not wanting pegasi tech in their neck of the woods.”>The constant channel surfing came to an abrupt stop. The news blared the voice of an adult stallion in his mid fifties out of the TV speakers.>The two listened carefully to what the news reporter was saying.>”Even though the blizzard has passed by and the sun is shining, several cities on Equestria’s east coast have reported that they are in total bl-” the stallion’s voice came to a sudden and complete stop as the entire house went dark.>”Welp, there goes the neighborhood,” Anon simply started.>Rolling her eyes, Posey got up and trotted to the foyer.“Then let’s go report the outage to townhall and maybe th-” Posey suddenly stopped speaking after opening the front door to see it blocked by a wall of snow with only a sliver of light creeping through the top.>Oh shit, I guess we’re trapped,” Anon calmly mentioned as he came up beside her.
>>41628214“No shit…” Posey quivered out a sentence before beginning to panic at the idea of being trapped.>”Pose, calm down. There’s gotta be another way to get out,” Anon said calmly as he looked down at the trembling pony.“CALM!?! HOW CAN I BE CALM, CHIMP! WE’RE TRAPPED IN MY OWN HOME!!!” Posey yelled back.>”How about the windows upstairs?”Anon asked as Posey desperately tried to calm herself down via Windy’s breathing technique.“No good, those don’t open. The only way we can possibly get out is either the back door or the windows,” Posey factually stated as she was finally calm enough to form a sentence.>”Alright, let’s do it,” Anon replied before the two headed off in opposite directions.>The two thoroughly checked all the windows and the back door, but they were out of luck. They were completely snowed in.>The two returned to the living room; one was completely calm, while the latter was a bundle of nerves. “Oh buck oh buck oh buck oh buck,” Posey worryingly repeated as she trotted around the room in the circle>Anon looked on at the little pony; he felt bad to see her in such agitation. No form of breathing exercise will help her now.>Anon walked towards Posey, stood in front of her, and picked her up in his arms.>Posey’s thoughts of being trapped in her own home forever were immediately replaced by Anon’s sudden action.“L-Let me down!” squawked Posey as she started to squirm and thrash around in the human’s tight grip.>”Only if you calm down,” Anon replied, denying Posey’s plea. >Posey disagreed with Anon’s behest, continuing on her ranting and raving. Anon ignored the poor pony’s constant struggling as he walked towards the couch.>Still holding onto Posey, he took a seat on the couch. With not having to worry about dropping her, he loosened his grip and began to stroke Posey’s withers with his right hand.“YOU BUCKING GORILLA!!! YOU KNOW I HATE NOT HAVING MY HOOVES ON THE GROUND!!!” Posey fumed as she looked straight at him. Her yellow coat on her forehead now red as she boiled with anger like a tea kettle.“AND NOT ONLY THAT, YOU ALSO DID IT OUT OF THE BLUE!!! I THOUGHT YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WOULDN’T SPOOK ME LIKE THAT!!!” continued the enraged Posey as Anon’s hand rubbed against her. The caressing was slowly, but gradually, calming down the fired-up mare. This went on for minutes with Posey’s constant complaining.
>>41628221thank you writefren
>>41628210>>41628214>>41628221Absolute cinema!
>Page 10 Bump
>>41628210Cute green and cute pic but if you took off the blush marks it'd look like she just snapped and went off the deep end
>>41629952When no earth pony listened, Posey became what she had to become.
>>41629549She's bracing for impact
>>41628714>>41628741>>41629952Thank you all, poseyfrens!
>>41628221>tfw no Posey to cuddle and calm her autism ragewhy live?
>>41630941No problem
>>41624311Looks like that one ugly pony from 1000s of years ago
>>41632934I don't see Sprout.
>>41628221
>>41632357not this poor little guy, right?
>>41634320>>41635004They love me
>>41636163The chudmare will not escape me squeezing her buttery cheeks
>>41637023What timeline have I fallen into for Poser to call me Sunshine?
>>41636899Posey torture kino
>>41637023Posey you have been in the sweets again
>>41639566is there more?
>>41628221>”Feeling better now?” Anon calmly asked. In response, Posey softly nickered as she felt her chin being scritched.>The two sat there for a while, enjoying each other’s company, until Anon noticed a picture on a shelf in the bookcase. In the photo, it was Posey and Windy with each leg around each other like besties.>”Say, you never told me how you and Windy met,” Anon began, looking down at Posey as she tilted her head up to see his face.“Well, I met her about four years ago when magic came back to the planet. We weren’t friends at that time and I was horrified to see her in Mane Melody when she barged in to get her mane done,” Posey recalled back to that fateful day when Mane Melody was smaller and only had Jazz as the mane stylist.“I tried to avoid her and assumed that it was just going to be her living in town. Oh colt, I was dead wrong. Before I knew it, pegasi and unicorns came in droves,” Posey continued, gesturing with her hoof while Anon simply nodded.“Where was I? Now I remember. I tried to avoid her, but every plan I devised ended up in failure as she managed to force me to have a conversation with her. The constant intrusion was getting to me that one day I went overboard; it was during Maretime Bay Day, and we were having a sand-building contest,” gloomed Posey as that feeling of regret and sorrow crept in as she harked back to that holiday. “I saw Windy easily winning the contest by using her flight and demanded that she should be disqualified. She was not happy about that, and tensions rose on that beach before Sunny came in and stopped us, which I’m grateful for in hindsight.”>The room felt cold to Posey despite the good insulation, but Posey still continued on as Anon looked at her and restarted his petting to calm her down.“After Maretime Bay Day, we didn’t see each other, and when we did, it was usually with hostility. This went on for a while, and it didn’t help that on one of my usual trips to my job, I saw earth ponies using magic. ACTUAL magic! Not the phony stuff Rufus does. I couldn’t believe that we could do magic, so I tried to replicate what other earth ponies were doing, but I couldn’t. I was so mad,” Posey sighed, “I just didn’t know what to do, so I did the only thing I knew what to do.”
>>41639566I like this
>>41640239Your anger was justified
>>41633727I love Poser with a long mane
>>41640239what earthie gonna do?
>>41640239>”Complain.” Anon answered as he laid on the couch’s armrest with one hand and held Posey closely with the other.“Yes…” replied Posey as she weakly tried to get away from Anon, but was unsuccessful to his magic touch.“I complained for weeks and blamed everypony for something that was out of their control. And to tell you the truth, I blamed myself for my inability to do magic when I was alone,” she mumbled with regretfulness coating her voice.>”So how did you and Windy manage to become friends?” Anon asked as he softly scritched Posey’s chin. Posey responded to Anon’s affection with a welcomed hum.“It started months after Maretime Bay Day; I was trotting back to my house so I wouldn’t have to see everypony and their magic, and suddenly the ground shook underneath me. Before I knew it, the ground started to cave in! It took me and the water fountain with it! Now, here I was, screaming as I’m falling with the fountain coming close behind me. Closing my eyes, I thought I was a goner until I felt a gust a wind come above me,” Posey continued as Anon was in deep suspense on her retailing.“That gust of wind made me open my eyes to look up and see Windy carrying me! I really thought nopony would save me because of my bitterness…” Posey finished off with glumness as she recalled those memories of loneliness and grief.>”Pose… It obviously shows that ponies do care for you even after your attitude towards them,” Anon soothed the sad yellow pony.“I can see that now,” Posey smiled meekly but warmly, “After I was on firm ground, I apologized deeply to Windy about my behavior towards her. She gladly accepted my apology, then she noticed that I was able to do magic. I didn’t believe her for a second until I looked down and saw some roses growing near my hoof,” Posey’s attitude changed as she let out a smile.“After that life-threatening experience, we’ve become good friends, and I’ve gained new respect for her,” Posey finished as her smile was strengthened by the thought of her best friend. >Anon was about to speak up until a knock was heard coming from the front door.>The two sat there frozen and looked on at the corner of the living room that connected to the foyer.>An audible click was heard from the door, causing Posey to hop off the couch and away from Anon.
>>41642504>Turning the corner, Sunny, Izzy, and a couple of townsponies enter the view.>”Anon!” Sunny exclaimed as she ran up to Anon and gave him a hug, “We’ve been looking for you! I thought you lost your way in that awful blizzard!”>”Really? Why didn’t you call me?” Anon asked as he scratched his head.>”We tried! You didn’t pick up until we managed to get into your apartment and saw that you left your phone. I had to form a search and rescue team to look for you,” Sunny replied as tears were forming on her face and her eyes were full of relief.>”Well, shit,” Anon simply stated as he began to brush the alicorn’s purple mane.>”Posey gave you a hard time?” Sunny asked as she looked on at the embarrassed Posey.>”No way, she’s been lovely the whole time,” Anon responded quickly as he gave Posey a warm smile, melting Posey's heart upon seeing it.>The power to Posey’s house suddenly came back to life as the blaring noise of TV was heard and the lights shone brightly.>Soon, everyone was leaving Posey’s house except for Posey, Anon, Sunny, and Izzy.>Anon reached over and hugged Posey. Posey obviously didn’t like it when two other ponies were looking straight at the two, but she quietly accepted it with a light hug in return.>Anon and Sunny left as Posey waved at her favorite human until she noticed Izzy looking at her with a smug expression.“What do you want, hornhead?” asked a bothered Posey.>”Oh, nothing. It’s just that I know who you like,” Izzy smugly replied to the yellow pony.“Who!?!? Anon!?!? Never in my wildest dreams would I want to date that tailless monkey!” retorted Posey as she harrumphs while turning her head away to hide her blush.>Izzy only replied with a giggle as she trots out of Posey’s house.>Izzy smiled on after Posey slammed the door, knowing she helped Anon with the gift.Phew, that's gotta be the longest green I've ever made.
>>41640239>>41642504>>41642508So cute, so Posey, so Anon, so... Maretime Bay, I guess... Excellent job, anon! It was worth the wait!
>>41642635Thank you! Glad to be of service. I changed how Windy and Posey became friends because I was dissatisfied with how quick and unwarranted the problem was solved in the first episode, and magic messing up was stupid too.
>>41643062Reasonable, but still a great job!And it's obvious that Posey likes monkeys... Specially the green one.
>>41643062I don't mind
Don't wake her up... She's sleeping...
>>41643552>>41644110kek nice sleeping Poser
https://youtu.be/L1zXfDpZzKI?t=5 Posey in the background and saw her voted for Jazz. Earth ponies unite!
>>41644595Earthies unite, Sunny and Hitch are traitors
>>41644110WAKE UP
>>41644595We need a screencap
>>41645684
>>41645714Then again, it could be just a generic leg as there's other legs using the same color, but just a different hoof color. I just think it's funny that despite being friends for Pipp, she still voted for an earth pony.
>>41645714Good on you Posey
>>41645728It is quite funny
>>41634208No, this one.
>>41647130I see
Posey should've been a hair model.1. Because my penis likes it2. Funny callback to Fluttershy being a model, like Poetry
>>41645728Earth ponies stick together
>>41648281She betrayed Posey
>>41644595one last Posey for the road, it's like she's waving goodbye
>>41649480It's Posover...
>>41650201The perfect mare
>>41650201lol that's perfect
>>41651018STOP! BE RACIST!
>>41651026
>>41651428Based Poser
EDF!!!
>>41652164She hates wing divers
>bump
>>41653207Tyt stole that Pose
>>41651018>>41651428>Posey makes some species remarks at you when you walk outside>You retort at the beast of burden accosting you >The two of you just shout at each other the most vile and creative racial slurs and insults you can think of>Sunny comes to try and break things up>You and Posey both turn and yell "Buck off zigger." simultaneously>You both start making out
>>41653670That's a good Posey.
>>41653670Would they kiss like that Toad and Yoshi drawing?
>10No you don't
>>41648671What did he really say?
>>41656173probably called her a bitch because angel likes to start shit
>>41655788G2sey
>>41654079Posey likes magic. She said so in the Pippcast
>>41657189
There's a new comic that retells P + P = BFF
>>41657918
>>41657924
>>41657928
>>41657931
>>41657936
>>41657941Sweet
>>41657936>>41657941>M-Maybe some feather brains are o-ok...
>>41658761Only a few
>>41657845Asserting dominance
>>41657918this doesn't seem like IDW, where's this comic from?
>>41659886It's from the official MLP magazine
>>41658761
>>41660789
>>41660821Did she poop those sheets?Is Posey a little poopy?A little rapey?A little poopy rapey?
>>41661278the derpibooru tag says it's pissso no she's a poopy rapeyshe's a pissy rapey
>>41661013Windy's a good sport
>>41548609Windy can fly but she can't swim?
>>41654760ooomare
>>41535363How supportive of you
>>41662673Everything for Posey.
>>41662057
>>41663537Nice socks
>>41657941I think this is the first time an episode has been comicized. Usually flash assets go through the ESL filter and end up completely different but this was just the episode. weird
>>41663537wow precious grumperreally like this one
>>41663193Feather bones
>>41663966 Mym was turned into books. At least chapter 1 was
¿Qué?
>>41665568¿Qué es esto?!
Back with a quick green>”…sey...osey…osey…Posey!”>Jolting up from her daze, she looks back at Windy and then to her surroundings.>The Ponk’s Cafe sign behind her friend dangles in the air as the calm breeze barely pushes it.“What, Windy?”>”You’ve been acting weird lately. You alright, Posey?”“Me? Weird? I’m just fine.”>Windy brow raises at Posey’s quick deflection. She takes a sip of her flat white.>”You sure? You’ve been eyeing that Anon creature all week.”>Posey sweats nervously as she taps her fore hooves on the round steel table.“No way, I was just enjoying this fine day, you know.”>”You’ve been following his every move since he appe- Oh. Ooooohhhh, I know what’s going on.>Posey blushes profusely with embarrassment as Windy’s smug expression shines on through the pegasus“It’s not that! I’m just making sure that ape thing doesn’t do anything stupid!”>”Posey, we’ve known each other for a long time. You’re not a good liar.”>Posey’s ears fold down as she knows that she can’t trick Windy.“Fine, I have a little crush...”>”Little? More like pretty big, you’ve been staring at him for ten minutes.”>Posey lays her head on the and covers her face with her hooves.“Ugghhh… I’m a bad friend… I should’ve been listening to your retelling of Pega-High cheerleading tryouts during your freshmare year.”>”Cheerleading? Last time I mentioned that was probably twenty minutes ago.”>Posey groans as she realizes that she’s been staring at the human for more than ten minutes.>”Don’t you worry, Pose! I’ll help you get the stallion by being your wingmare.”>Posey’s head lifts up a bit to have her chin laying on the table and her cheeks full of glumness.“Don’t bother, it’s just a stupid crush that will go away soon.”>”No way, Posey. I saw the look of full on love in your eyes. You should really confess your love t-”
>>41665774“NO!”>Posey suddenly places her hooves on her mouth, realizing that she just yelled at her best friend.>Windy was taken aback, but then returns with a calm and welcoming smile as she places her forelegs on the table.>”Please. Let me help you, Posey. You don’t want to be a lonely shut in for the rest of your life.”“You’re not going to give up until I agree, are you?”>”You bet your cutie mark I’m not!”“Ugh. Fine, let’s get it over with…”>”That’s the spirit! Ok, let’s plan!”>Windy points over to Mane Melody where Anon was entering and exiting the building that was going through some renovations.>”When he leaves Mane Melody to get some materials, you will ease your way in and have a nice conversation.”>Posey lifts her head and groans.“I already know that part; I want to know how to ask him out.”>”You can try the indirect approach. What do you two have in common?”“Well, he’s interested in the arts. That’s how we first met, actually, but he already goes to the art museum often.”>”Well, how about the movies?”“The movies? That’s not a bad idea.”>Windy clops her hooves together with glee>”Then it’s settled!”>Posey sighs and gets up from her chair to trot over to Anon.>”Go get 'em, tiger!”“All right, what could possibly go wrong. I just hope that Izzy isn’t going to appe-OOF!”>While Windy cringes, Posey shakes her head and looks up to see the figure of Anon looming over.>>”Oh crap, you alright, Posey?”“I’m fine, just fine.”>Posey tries to save face as she gets up from the ground.>>”You sure? You tripped over some of those planks and hit your face pretty hard.”“I said I’m FINE.”>Anon drops his worry for Posey in an attempt to not piss off the little pony.>>”So what are you doing here on this fine day?”“Well, I was enjoying some quality time with Windy and I saw you were doing something with Mane Melody. Is there some renovation going on?”>>”That’s right, the interior needs some replacement materials and Pipp wants some extensions to the building.”>Posey looks through the window to see one of the walls smashed open with some construction ponies having a lunch break.“So it is. Say, do you have anything planned this weekend?”>>”Not really? Why?”“*sighs* I want you to go the mo-”>A can of paint falls onto her head, coating her head in the pink substance.“ALRIGHT!!! WHO THE BUCK DID THAT!?!?!”>She looks up to see a pegasus named Paint Pots looking down in fear.>Posey’s face is red with fury as Anon looks at her, knowing well that she can’t be controlled when she’s pissed.“YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT!!! DON’T FLY WHEN YOU’RE CARRYING LIQUIDS!!!”>After yelling at the poor pegasus, Posey saw that Anon was already back to work thanks to the head stallion ordering him about.
>>41665780>Posey sadly trots away to her house; Windy notices this and follows after her.>”Posey! Where are you going?”“Home…”>”Home? Why?”“*sigh* It’s no use. It’s better to let this crush run its course.”>”Posey, you can’t just give up because of one measly accident.” “Then what will happen if I try it out again? What happens if my bad luck hurts him?”>”I’m positive it won’t! Look at the previous days, you didn’t experience bad luck, did you?”“No but-”>”No buts! I won’t allow you to drag yourself down! I will help you get the stallion.”>Posey raises her head up to look at Windy and smiles.“Thanks, Windy.”>Windy hugs Posey tightly.>”That’s what friends are for.”
>>41665774>>41665780>>41665787At first I thought it was a WindyXPosey green, but after reading it and seeing how Windy behaves it made me remember that in the story I wrote about my OC with Posey, Windy also helped Posey try to be nicer.Great job, anon!
>>41666213Thank you! Got the link to your story? Always willing to read more Posey fanfiction
>>41665568This deserves reproach
>>41664643Is she drawing a dick?
>>41667131A big girthy one
I'm up for more Poser green
>>41665787Thanks bro
>>41666247I have it as ideas that I passed on to a friend through social media, plus the configuration I have with Posey's AI in c.aiI could modify it a bit to make a green, but I'll see that later, once the story is more polished, since there are still things that I don't feel are faithful to the character we see on screen.
>>41668396So disdainful
>>41668427No problem! Happy to write Windy, hope to write some more with her and try out Dahlia in the future>>41668429Nice, dude
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