Back From the Dead EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirensOld Shattered Gem:>>41514046
Damn last thread died already?
>>41554947Cute OP
>“A date? C’mon Anon. If you wanna fuck me just ask. I don’t mind giving you a courtesy lay. You know, as long as that’s not the only reason we’re friends.”
>>41555966>“Look my date stood me up and I really need this so just shut up and take your pants off Anon. Don’t make this any weirder than it already is. Just lay on your back, and let me use you.”
>>41555966She’s so cool.
>>41556021>“Mmmmm that was nice……..what? You can leave now. Cuddle? Why would I cuddle a meat dildo? Close the door on your way out. You’re letting out all the A/C
>>41555966>>41556021>>41557918This is why Sonata is the best. She lets you have kisses and cuddles.Which is probably why her sisters would get jealous anon starts to pass more time with Sonata than the other 2.
>>41555966Of course not! >>41556021Only if I get to call you cute while we do it.>>41557918Can't help but notice this attitude wasn't present when I was balls deep in you but, whatever.
Good night bump
Kissing Aria's fivehead.
>>41558924Cute and spooky. You love to see it.
>>41560186Stupid sexy fish.
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>>41555966Sonata the best
>>41554947thanks for making the thread weewoo
>>41561030UNF. Now make them squish.
>>41561030need milk from fish mommies
Happy October, fellasGot these from a thread last year
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>>41563078She’s the biggest freak. Who knows what she’s got under pumpkin. Probably sex dildos
>>41563298She needs the space for her big ol' blue pumpkins, it was the only Costume they would fit in.
>“Aria, you did what?!”“I*grumble grumble”>“Speak up!”“ I sucked Anon’s dick on accident”>“BITCH, HOW DO YOU SUCK DICK ON ACCIDENT?!”
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>>41563942It was on accident? So when you leaned back, opened your mouth, and said "give me every last drop!" it was all on accident?
>>41564466>>41564462Makes so much sense
>>41564956They are sirens after all
>>41563316Please hurt me mommy
>>41563316Looks like that one fits fine to me
>>41563942"... well you see...">"I really don't. ""Shut up Adagio, lemme finish...">"...""So it's like, me and Anon go out on the town because I know that loser is the only one who can keep up with me. You two are lame, after all. ">".... and?""W-well, we ended up back at his place and passed out on his couch. ">"Seems like you're leaving something out. ""Look, it's really nothing special.... I just kind of fell asleep with my head in his lap, a-and when I woke up I noticed his bi- *ahem* ...cock was next to my face...">"I'm not really hearing how this was "accidental".""I-its just that... uhm... well that sad pervert got hard just from having a girl's head in his lap. I mean seriously... who does that.">"seems like an excuse to avoid the topic at hand... or maybe I should say... "head".""...w-well naturally I had to roast that gloomy loser about it, and he says "My bad, it was an accident."; like can you believe that; who says that?">"mhm, and...?""... so I thought about it, and I guess I can't blame the guy; clearly has great taste after all. Then I thought about it some more and realized that I guess it's kind of an accident on my part as well, right? Being this hot and not being mindful of it...">"...""So I uhh... y'know the whole situation was an accident, and it was kind of my fault so I uhh... since it was all an accident... I accidentally helped him out... that's all... out of pity. Accidental pity, mind you. ">"You are ACCIDENTALLY down so bad for him...""SHUT UP... I AM NOT.""...anyway, don't mention this to Sonata, you know how accident-prone she is.">"Riiight... I'll be sure to tell her to stay away from your man.""HE'S NOT... *hmph* ... whatever..."
>>41564570The concept of an overwhelmingly horny Aria begging to swallow your seed like that against her tsundere nature; it warms the cockles of my heart.
>>41566121>“Explain”“I don’t want to talk about it”>“No, you’re gonna tell me what you did”“I-“>“SAY IT”“I had sex with Anon on accident”>“HOW THE FUCK YOU DO YOU FUCK ON ACCIDENT?!”
>>41561024Yummy!
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>>41561785you're welcome
>>41566982>"...I got pregnant on accident, so that technically makes the whole thing an accident, right?"
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>>41569951I really like where this story arc is going.
>>41570022>“Its ok Aria, I was an accident too”
>>41570212Mistakes into miracles.
>>41569951Lesbian sex imminent.
>>41554947>>41563071>>41563073>>41563078God, nothing gets me in the seasonal mood more than some good Halloween Dazzles
>>41570212She would say this
>>41570967Happy accidents
>>41570967>>41574120Need to get her a shirt.
>>41573516What's the complaint?
Bump
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>>41567668Handlebars
>>41576438The complete version is in Twibooru, but this is cute.>"At least you have taste"Fishes > EqG horsegirls
Feesh
>>41557918Based Adagio
>>41568195The american is so used to be surrounded by meat from all the dark corners of the earth that it seems natural to him that three people from the same pack, probably related and maybe sisters, will different races.
>>41554947Cute ghost
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>>41579706
SPOOKY Bump
>>41581898Cutest astronaut.
>>41579716Love this.
Holy shit i didnt now this place exists here...
>>41570967We need more fanfics like that...
>>41557918Most incharacter out of them
>>41575630"Okay this is the deal.We are gonna borrow your house for an unpresented amount of time and you...might need to go somewhere else...">"Hehe, this loser totally cant handle 3 beauties like us to sit in his house.">"Aria look, there is something building up inside his pants.">"Omg, i cant believe he will accept to us 3 randos just because we are cute."
>>41583973Well now you know, anon!Also page 10 safety bump.That was a close one...
>>41584870What happens if you Reach page 10?
>>41584898Fish tank empties and we have to start over again.
>>41584095"I see your little thing down there likes us...maybe we can make it happy in exchange for...monetary gain..."*They are staying up slowly approaching Anon and circling around them.*>Adagio:" Look at poor you...you probaly not have a lot of friends do you?"*Aria grabs his Left arm*>Aria:" So lonely...i bet you forgot how it feels to get in "touch" with someone...">*Sonata grabs his right arm and whispers gently to Anons ear!>Sonata:"But we 3 are here, right in front of you..."A huge buldge is rising down below and you become as estatic as ever before.Adagio is smirking from behind you.Feeling how you dont know how to handle the situation from which you never faced before...
>>41584926What Fish tank?You mean it gets deleted?
>>41567569I-I WOULD NEVER BREED A SEAHORSE!!!!!!A-ARE YOU INSANE?!
>>41585070Good. Because you'll be the one getting breed.
So it's clear that Aria is an 80's metal enjoyer, but what about the other two? What decade of music does each Dazzling favour?
>>41585198sonata is definitely a 90's girl
>>41585198Wasn't it confirmed by a designer that Adagio is 80s, Aria is 90s, and Sonata is 00s?
>>41586143got a source on that?
>>41586496I think it was a screencap from Instagram. I was hoping someone else had it. Had no luck finding it in the archives.
>>41586503>>41586496I'm curious about it too
>>41585198>>41585277>"It's not. Ugh, it was the worst.">"Nuh-uh, you're the worst.">"Girls, please.">"Hey, Sonata started it!">"Yeah, because you dissed it!">"I swear you two...">You try to ignore the heated argument echoing from the kitchen.>Instead you focus on the controller in your hands.>Jet Set Radio wasn't going to play itself.>"Hey, Nonny!">Sonata's shout sinks your spirits immediately.>Alas, Dreamcast. This moment was not meant to be."What is it? What are you girls even arguing about?">You turn to peer over the back of the couch.>In the kitchen, you see the usual trio of orange, purple and blue hunkered around the table.>Sonata and Aria are glaring at each other, while Adagio looks like she's developing a migraine.>"The 90's, Nonny! The 90's!">Sonata flails animatedly as she exclaims so.>One of these days she's gonna take flight while talking."What about the 90's?">"You get me, right Nonny? 90's were totes important decade for music, for realsies!">Aria lets out strangled groan.>"Ugh, please. 90's took everything good about the 80's and dumbed it down for idiots.">The purple siren blinked, nonplussed, before snapping her fingers.>"Oooh, now I get why you like the 90's, Sonata.">"Hey!">Sonata was halfway grabbing an orange from the bowl to lob it at Aria's face.>Thankfully Adagio, ever the kindergarten matron, intervened.>And after she tossed the fruit over to you, hey, you got a snack.>Mm, delicious Vitamin C.>"Name one thing from the 80's that got bad in the 90's!">Instead of fruit, Sonata threw an accusing finger across the table.>Aria snorted, folding her arms as she leaned back in her chair.>"Deep Purple.">You and Adagio slapped your foreheads in stereo."Of course she'd say Deep Purple...">At this point you know the twin-tailed siren too well.>"For realsies? Aria, Deep Purple got dumbed down the moment Blackmore left. And then rejoined. And then left again.">Blushing slightly, Aria grumbled.>"I don't think Morse is that bad...">"And there's your problem, Aria. That was biased! Another example!">Throwing her hands up in frustration, it didn't take long for Aria to come up with a retort.>"Okay, fine! Run-D.M.C. They SUCKED with Back from Hell and onwards.">Sonata hummed, finger on her lip, then flashed a smarmy smirk back.>"Counterpoint. We lost Run-D.M.C, we gained Wu-Tang.">Aria was massaging her temples at this point, making a sound like a faulty lawnmower.>"Counterpoint!">She snapped, pointing a finger back at Sonata.>"Vanilla-friggin'-Ice!">Sonata staggered backwards, jumping up from her chair as if slapped across the face.>"Y-you leave Big V alone, he's doing his best!">Adagio, who had been quiet up until now, scoffed.>"Sonata, you watch 'Cool as Ice' monthly. You've got a Vanilla Ice poster in your room. You've got as much leg to stand on as Aria does with Deep Purple."
>>41586850>With a furious pout and stomp of her feet, Sonata tried to come up with an argument...>... But ended up just letting out a frustrated whine, knowing their leader had a point.>How can she sound so much like a squeaky toy?>The world may never know."Besides.">You finally pipe up from the couch."The question's too vague. What do we count as 90's in this case, anyways?">All three sirens were now looking at you in confusion."I mean, think about it. If 1999's okay, we can technically count The Crash and Comfort Deluxe into the mix.">As the realization dawned upon them, Adagio hit her palm with her fist and nodded.>"Oh, that is true. That'd just be an instant loss for Aria's case.">Your resident punk-rocker grumbled some more but conceded the point.>"Fine!">Aria snorted.>"No technicalities. And it's gotta be in english. I don't care how good you think From My Heart is.">Sonata let out a boo, not happy that Miho Yonemitsu had been thus disqualified.>"Oh, but I do love good city pop.">Adagio mused thusly, leaning her elbows onto the table.>"And From My Heart isn't bad, even if the drum mixing is all over the place.">"T-that's not the point!">Purple index finger tapped at the table in an effort emphasize Aria's words.>"If we allow stuff from all around the world, there's always something to object with.">You let out a thoughtful hum."Actually, if city pop's disqualified, what about new jack swing?">Oh wow that's one smug grin from Adagio.>Be still, your maidenly heart.>"Anonymous, bringing up 90's R'n'B is just cheating. Now you're just kicking Aria while she's down.">"He's not!">"Oh shush you. Or are you really going to claim it wasn't good?">Aria looks like she's about to explode, but can't come up with a good retort.>You get her pain, of course.>If any of the Dazzlings denounced stuff like TLC, Destiny's Child or SWV, they might as well just zero-sum then and there.>"Rrrgh... uhg, you guys are the worst...">The resident purple ball of grump is deep into her grumbling.>At least she didn't call you a scrub.>But then, like a bolt from the blue, she jumps up from her seat as well.>"Fine! Female artists got it down right, but the male ones sucked hard! Just look at nu metal!">Knowing that you got her in the ropes now, you sank back to the couch and grabbed the controller.>It's time you put Mew through her paces."Foul.">You lift a finger up without even looking back at the trio."Chocolate Starfish came out in 00's. Ergo, not 90's.">You can hear Aria fuming behind you."Besides, counterpoint: Jeremy Jordan. And Maxwell, too.">Another orange is tossed towards you, this time by Aria.>And this time, it hits the back of your head.>"Oh don't you dare bring up Jeremy Jordan.">The way she hisses is pure venom.>"Huh?">Even without looking back, you can hear from Sonata's voice her face is one big question mark.
>>41586854>"What'cha got against Jeremy Jordan, Aria?">Even Adagio seems to agree.>"Honestly. It sounds almost personal now.""Oh, you girls don't know?">While your fingers focus back on Jet Set Radio, you keep talking."Aria doesn't actually hate 90's music. She just hates one very specific thing about the 90's.">You hear a rapidly approaching footsteps, but it's too late now.>Time for a KO."She hates the fact that I look like Shane McDermott from Airborne and thus finds me hot.">With a roar of pure vengeance, Aria vaults over the couch and tackles you, hands reaching for you throat.>You hit the floor painfully and the controller clatters away from you.>Totally worth it though."This ain't stylin', Aria.">"I swear I'm gonna stuff a surfboard down your throat, Anonymous!">Just another day with these three.>C'est la vie.
>>41579694>Hehe with this the guys will fall all over us, making them do our biding!!!
>>41586850>>41586854>>41586858>Fresh greenWhat the devil
>>41586143>>41586503I'm vaguely aware of the post you're talking about, I think you're right. It might've been on Kora Kosicka's insta but I just went to look and I'm pretty sure she scrubbed old stuff for a cleaner looking insta portfolio. Someone else can message her or have fun digging to confirm, though, but I'm just gonna have faith 'cause it sounds about right.
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>>41587771Interesting style choice
>>41587771That looks less like Sonata and more like Griffith.
>“I think Adagio might be onto us Nonny~Do you think we should stop?………Yea, me neither~”
>>41588051I wanna do bad things with Sonata. Even if it gets us in trouble.
>>41588273>“mmmm*slurp* keep your voice down Nonny~You don’t want someone to walk in on you forcing sweet innocent Sonata to give you head right?*giggle* I’m kidding. But for real, don’t make so much noise. Especially when i swallow you, like..this~*gulp*”
>>41588051>>41588673I dont want your mouth down there i wanna have yor mouth more above.
>>41588673I'd rather have my D between her double Ds
>>41589076>>41590089>“*giggle* we don’t have time for both silly~ someone with definitely catch us at that point. You’ll have to pick~”
>>41591002Lube up those blue bitties!
>>41591231>“Saddle up seabiscuit Time to make these tits fart!”
>>41591338…Sonata… just, just work the tip already…
>>41586850Music aside, Sonata would totally be into Jet Set Radio
>>41591002I wanna kiss you in the shower and grav your tits.
Dude if G4 would still be a thing we might have had a gaming Dance dance revolution short between the sirens...
>"Omg is he getti g hard watching us in our swimsuit?">"Urgh- I cant believe we have to deal with losers lile them everythime we go here.">*giggle* if you guys make some space for us, then i think i can make it up for you"
People here generally underrestimate how cruel sonata truly is
>>41591002I pick Mouthkiss pls
>>41592068That's what I've been saying. I think she's hiding something.
>>41592068Not me, I think it's hot.
>>41592023who would be the best DDR player of the trio?
>>41592068she's Saturday Morning Cartoon cruel, they all are
>>41592292Where do you think you are?
>>41592330>Where do you think we are?
>>41592765
>>41592765>"Hey silly head. You thought i wouldnt notice you looking at my feet the entire time?">"Well to bad, cause i found out."
>"What are you waiting for? Get what you desire"
>>41592132She would cruely stop right before yu climax and say something like:>"Hihi guess you can take if from here."And then just leave.
>>41592023Omg Sunset vs the 3 Dazzlings in a ance show of....why Hasbro...why didnt you gave us thiiiiiiiis....
>>41588673>>41589076>>41591002>>41591691Is this a bot?
>>41593126Well considering one of those is me. Maybe? You really think someone would bot this place?
>>41593126Making godlike content.Would wish for more
>>41592773Wtf why is sci twi with them?
>>41592330They will never ever love you.They make fun of you for thinking they will feel anything for you but disgust.You wont be even worth as a Dildo with that pathetic dick of yours
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>>41593189That's why they need to be raped by human cock
>>41592023>>41592279>Ah, The Danger Zone.>The #1 arcade in town, situated in the eastern wing of Canterlot Mall.>Truth to be told, it was the only arcade in the whole city.>But at least it existed.>Arcade, the greatest thing the 70's ever gave humanity.>Where boys become men and girls become->"Hey, Nonny! Look! Look!""Yes, I'm looking, Sonata.">"No you're not!">You switch gears and put pedal to the metal in hopes of outrunning these grave accusations.>Too bad the cabinet is tightly bolted to the carpeted floor.>Thus, a pair of blue hands grasps the back of your seat with fierce grip.>You can feel a shrimp-flavoured breath creep up your neck.>"Nonny, start looking or I'll knock your soda all over your crotch.">You clutch your artifial-cola-flavoured Giga Gulp Turbo with real blue slushie a bit tight."Sonata, can't it wait? I'm in the middle of something here.">You gesture towards the screen and the steering wheel in front of you."A game for gentlemen, if you will.">"Nonny, you're playing OutRun. Even back in 86 that was a game for yuppies, not gentlemen.">You glance over your shoulder and face the blue menace with a frown.>She gives one right back at you, arms folded and pout on her lips.>Guess she really wanted you to see this.>"And Dagi! You're just lazing there! We came to the arcade to have fun.">Adagio, who had been lounging on the second seat of your cabinet, waved her hand dismissively.>"Please, Sonata. Can't you see I'm here for Anonymous' sake?">Flashing a wicked grin, she pointed at the screen.>"He has a beautiful lady in his car in-game. Ergo, he needs a beautiful lady next to him in real life.">She proceeded to shrug and settle back onto hear seat.>"It's just good immersion.">"But, but...!">With a harrumph, Sonata stomped her feet.>Too bad an arcade carpet's acoustics were somewhere south of zero."Okay, okay, geez...">You leave your beautiful, pixelated Testarossa convertible idling on the starting line and turn around in your seat."What did you want us to see?">A grin immediately springs to Sonata's face, and she prances back across the aisle to the DDR cabinet.>Looking mighty proud of herself, the girl throws her hands forward as if showing off a piece of art."Look! Isn't it pretty!">Oh yes, it definitely is.>The sight of Aria, dripping with sweat and clinging to the handle bar for her dear life was definitely one-of-a-kind.>The ball of grump was on her knees, breathing heavily, and mumbling choice words under her breath.>"I hate you all... I hate you all so much... especially you, Sonata...">"Aw, don't be like that. You're the one who challenged me, remember?">That seems to put some new fire into Aria, as she glares at her bandmate, shaking her fist.>"And I did it because I'm frickin' decent at DDR! But you!">She gestures towards Sonata's feet.>"What even WAS that!?">Her foe simply giggles and flashes a smarmy smirk.>"Pure skill, of course. Can't teach that."
>>41593337>Aria groans like a dying moose and pounds the dance mat with her fist.>A series of "Great"s flashes up on the screen.>Hey, at least she got the rhythm down.>"Aria, please. Out of the three of us, you're the one most dreadful at dancing.">Adagio snickers such as she rises up from her seat and saunters over to the DDR machine.>"But since Sonata's in such a smug mood, I suppose I wouldn't mind putting her in her place.">The copperhead's mouth twists into a sneer as she inserts another token.>"We can't have you forgetting who's the leader around here, can we?">You're about to interject, but since things have already gotten this far, there's not much you can do to stop it.>When she ran across the carpeted aisle, you saw a flash of Sonata's sneakers.>The thick plastic at the bottom of her Air Jordans had sheared away into a smooth surface.>That told you all you needed to know.>But as said, it was too late now. So you simply took another swig from your Giga Gulp Turbo and prepared to wach the show.>"I'll even do you the courtesy of letting you choose the song.">Adacio gestured magnanimously towards the screen.>"After all, what's more fun than crushing you at your best?">The unmistakable sound of Sonata's snicker could be heard over the buzz of the arcade.>"For realsies? Well, you asked for it...">A series of taps later and a new track was loaded in.>"... Seriously?">Adagio gave her opponent a withering glare.>"You said I could pick what I want, y'know.">Sonata's not too perturbed as she takes her spot on the mat.>"But I was expecting actual music. Not... this.">You only see Sonata smirk like the devil herself as the first beats of Mr. T's 3 Option MIX of "BURNING HEAT!" blare out.>The 166 BPM assault of what you're pretty sure is Fairlight CMI invades the arcade.>Huh.>You take another sip of your drink as you realize you should play more Gradius.>On the dance mats, what takes place is nothing short of an assassination of Adagio Dazzle by the coward Sonata Dusk.>The blue goofball's feet strike the arrows with extreme precision like she was kicking the ground.>Meanwhile Adagio struggles admirably, but everyone can see it's a losing battle.>The way you figure, as professionals both Adagio and Aria made one crucial mistake.>On some level, they thought Dance Dance Revolution as, well, dancing.>They couldn't have been more wrong. The only one out of the trio who knew the truth was Sonata.>This was a rhythm game.>A video game.>Laws of common sense and arts do not apply here. They're dunked into the 2nd floor toilets for lunch money.>Thus is born what you're witnessing here.>A revolution among the sirens on the dance floor. A new regime is built as the copper tower collapses.>Sip sip sip. You drink to the rhythm.
>>41593343>Two minutes is relatively short, but to poor Adagio it must have felt like eternity itself.>But, in the end, the beatmania beatdown comes to a merciful end.>You watch as Sonata beams at the impressive AAA while Adagio collapses to her knees in mimicry of Aria just moments ago.>"B-but... I... how...?">The leader of the sirens can only stammer in apoplectic shock.>"Told ya, Dagi.">Sonata thumps her chest and strikes a pose.>"Can't. Teach. That.">And to finish her off, the blue meanie blows a kiss at her bandmate.>"For realsies.">The howl of a defeated Adagio is too much for your poor ears, so you finish up your drink and toss it to the nearest trashbin.>You almost hit it.>Standing up from your seat, you stretch, only to be met by a pair of challenging eyes.>"How about you, Nonny?">Sonata smirks at you like a shark.>"Wanna experience a crushing defeat by yours truly?">You simply snort and take a step forward.>Not just any step.>A dance step."Please.">You spin around and land sitting on the handle bar of the DDR cabinet."Stop while you're ahead, Sonata. For your own good.">You bounce up and slide across the floor, rounding the machine.>"O-oh? Confident, huh?">Something in your voice tells Sonata you're not kidding.>She wipes the sweat off her forehead and narrows her eyes.>"... Looks like I'll finally get a proper challenge.""Heh.">With nonchalant laugh, you dig up a coin from your pocket and flick it into the air.>As it reaches its apex you spin around - only to catch it as it begins to fall."You sure about that? I've got the moves to a place where you can't follow.">You flash the coin between your fingers.>"Bring it on, mister.">Sonata cracks her knuckles."Don't say I didn't warn you.">You raise your hand and hold up the coin.>You take aim.>You jam it into the slot on the door next to you.>Throw it open.>... And moonwalk into the men's bathroom.>"Huh"?>As the door closes behind you, you can hear Sonata's puzzled voice.>"... Wait, what just happened?">However, you're too busy with the revenge of your artifial-cola-flavoured Giga Gulp Turbo with real blue slushie.>You're pretty sure the chance of an ulcer is higher than 0%.>C'est la vie.
>>41593297They would reverse uno rape me Instead.
>>41593352that's my taco girl
>>41593170The creator is particularly obsessed with the pairing.
>>41593449Nice
Morning bump
>>41593126>“Hey! that’s mean! I did all that risky stuff for you and this is what you say about me? Well, I hope you enjoyed seeing my boobs because you’re never seeing them again! And I was gonna share my taco with you!”
>>41592845well that just calls for brat taming in the form of matting pressing her.
Damn, I love Aria so much. I want to impregnate her and have a happy family with her.
>>41593159At this point I believe this general has nothing but bots left
>>41554947Look at that butt on Sonataghost.
>>41595307
>>41595307Can we get an anti-ERP bot running? This filth is distracting from short greentext stories.
>>41595463I'm on it, chief. As soon as Sonata finishes this titjob.
>>41595456>Robo-SirensLove it
>>41594577She wasnt gonna share Taco to begin with.Sonata is really egoistic and would just eat everything for herself.Which is way Aria doesnr let her alone in the kitchen
>>41594904You cant fix her
>>41595631I dont want to fix her. I love her as she is, and dont mind if she ruins me
>>41595646You would still be with her even if she constantly rejects and hates you?She will leave you behind to die?Yet your hormones cant stop being attracted to her?Is this Goth GF that adorable to you?Would you do anything just to get her attention?
>>41595687That's what love means, Anon.I want to wake up everyday and she be gone for job without saying a thing everyday, she taking money out of my wallet to buy trendy musical instruments, and I cooking her meals without her paying back with any noticable sign of thankfulness (she eating it everyday means all for me).>Verification not required
>>41595708Thats cute anon.However she doesnt need a house or food anymore.She has it.No way she would leave all that
>>41595730Then I'll just rape her.
>>41595742Youre getting beat up by their security.
I wish there where more cards of the Dazzlings so i cold build a Dazzling TCG deck.
>>41595778I'll break in the so-called home she has in Christmas, New Year or any date any rational worker would be distracted.If Adagio pops up, I'll rape her too.I'd let Sonata alone. I don't even like her that much.
>>41595801Where does all these cars come from? I see them everywhere, but don't know how the set is called even. Is there a wiki of it?
>>41595802You would let her alone basically showing that the other 2 are cuter then her?You would make her sad and cry as Aria says:>"I told you that nobody wants you, me on the other hand...*keeps having sex*"Would you really make her sad like that?
>>41595820Idk, not much into the TCG sadly.
>>41595854Heartbreaking. You are right. I'm aware of my mistakes, and I want to be a better person. I only love Aria, and her fucked up mind way to express interest. I love her and would only rape her.
>>41595887Her way of interest?I dont think they ever showed her way of interest.Seems like youre just headcanon your Goth GF ways into her which contrasts on who she actually is.
>>41569046<3
>>41595801There we have it gentlemen. Canon proof that Sonata is, indeed, a friend
>>41596120The tcg is not canon.Its not official anymore and its mstly done by fans and not y the creators.
>>41596120She's a friend if you have bits.
>>41595801>>41596120>ponified eqgthey were sitting on a fuckin MONEY PRINTING shit and they blew it unbelievable
The era of FiM is also over s they rely on the new generation for content...
letting lightning out of the bottle stupid asshats good for nothing
If only there was a great EQG game out there where the dazzlings where in...but we are stuck in mobile game hell and the new gen games:(
>>41596256FNF mods when? Outtakes show Aria to have a higher and Sonata to have a lower singing voice than Adagio, respectively.
>>41596265>FNF mods when?Are those still popular? All I see is remake after remake after remake of Sonic.EXE.
Sonata owes me sex
>>41596324She scammed you.Nothing unexpected either way
Idk what kind of game could justify their existence and would be worthy of their present?
>>41596368Chadanon Rape simulator
>>41596368Everything that isnt Rainbow Rocks is worth their present.The movie was perfect with them and nothing can replicate that.
>>41596383isnt* i meant isnt worth their present
>>41596383imo it's kind of unfair Habro and DHX gave to the Shadowbolts an special and many appearances in the books after their movie, but the Dazzlings didn't.Also, in Sunset Shimmer's Backstage Pass, there could've finally been minis of Sonata and Aria. I don't understand why there weren't
>>41596407We could have gotten more broBut we didnt.At least we still have the best movie ever in our barracks to watch for content
>>41596383Every other movie either sucks or is mid.But this?This is perfect!I think the Quality of their movies is highly represented by their villians.And Rainbow Rocks clesrly takes the cake here.
>>41593126I think it's a single deranged ESL spamming the general
>>41596407Sunsets Backstage pass pretty much finished their story by concluding what to do which i think is kind a missed oppurtunity.It would be really interesting to see what they would have done as hobos.
>>41596556They missed out on a great opportunity on thatone.Then again, selling hobo figurines wouldnt really be profotable towards children...
>>41595507the cyber sirens strike
>>41596130>©2015 Hasbro. Licensed to Enterplay.don't even at me, dysgraphic bitch
>>41595463I require these greens as well
>>41595507what about Cybertron Sirens? What would their alt modes even be?
>>41596556So we're all in agreement that they went from magical succubi to just prostitutes, right?
>>41597224One of them would pose as prostitute and lure their prey to an alleyway then the other two hit the guy over the head with a baseball bat and they’d run off with the money.
>>41597224They probaly samg a lot so people gsve then money and shit.And after Rainbow Rocks Adagio came up with vocal processing which made them stars.Still would have been cool to have a special where we see them get to that point.
>>41597224Sonata has an OF that pays for all their expenses.
>“This coffee tastes like shit”
>>41597224>So we're all in agreement thatREDDIT.
>>41597277>EQG Onlyfans is entirely safe for work and consists only of parfume recommendations and ASMR>lewd gets you banned>Sonata got banned
>>41597461>Dazzlings start their own NSFW OF site and make bank off the untapped market
>>41597524>Hey Anon! Did you know people will pay to see my boobies? Like, I get to see them for free every day!
>>41597543No way! Show me.
can somebody make a flatdagio edit for this?
>>41597583
>>41596532I miss the old /dzg/
>>41597755There is still a shirt left sonata
>>41597308>"Youre shit Aria."
>>41596532public ERP may be linked to poor mental health.
>>41596532>>41598306I give it 50/50 that it's a spic
>>41598255>“You wanna fucking go?! I’ll fuck your boyfriend bitch and give him a kid he actually wants!”
>>41597543She would never talk with us...No matter how many fanfics you guys make...they will never like us.You wanna rape them thinking that somehow their biological instincts eill make them fall in love with you?It wont.Face it.You will never be able to touch them.This thread is 1 big lie with self insert cringe in it.I honestly just watch the movie and feel the pain of them being far away from me.It hurts and i cry.I cry that i will never ever have a bond with them that i will be alone togheter.I wish this movie never happened.Everytime i stop watching this movie i start crying.Because i am not near them.I am here in my world far away from them.The movie is the way i can feel gheir warmth presence.I feel so lonely without it.Like all the beautifull things just dissapeared or something.I wanna watch the movie again and again to feel like live is a thing again.
>>41554947Why are they still the best villains of G4?
>>41598551>"Could you 2 shut your mouth already. Or do i have to do it myself?"
>>41598551...Sonata is pregnant?
>>41598559Looks like someone is out of copium again.Her, you can have some of mine:)
>>41596368An MLP kingdom hearts style fangame would be perfect for them.But sadly no one came up with that idea
>>41591338I wonder if that sounds like someone fisting a jar of miracle whip
>>41598755That's actually brilliant
>>41598306See >>41592330
>>41598559Retard ESL
>>41596739soon
>>41598755Never played it. explain.
>>41598584>“who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?!”>“you think you’re big and bad to take on both of us?!”
>>41598587>“ I was gonna tell you earlier, but I was so scared you’d leave me.”
https://www.deviantart.com/riouku/art/Sonata-and-Aria-Halloween-2024-1116319321
>>41599680Nice costumes
