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>"I have been looking into your dreams as of late, and I have seen some... Concerning things. I think we need to have a serious talk about these fantasies you have. Come before me as quick as you can. Ignoring me will not be an option this time."
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>>41582844
nope sorry Luna not gonna stop dreaming about fucking you silly while Heartbreaker by the Rolling Stones plays in the background
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>>41582844
>Come before me as quick as you can
Very poor choice of words
*cums*
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>>41582844
>Come before me as quick as you can.
I do it for love, not for sport, honey.
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>>41582844
>Come before me as quick as you can
That's what got me in trouble in the first place!
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-Dear Anonymous
>"It would appear as though Twilight has informed me of a mistake I made in my last letter to you. She reminded me that your brain has a way with how things are worded. As such I will correct that mistake here as to not have any future complications. Ahem.."
*You then suddenly see Luna's next words rush off the paper and ring violently in your ears in the royal canterlot voice*
>"Appear before me this instant!"
*The words then rest back onto the paper calmly*
>"Hopefully this makes my demands perfectly clear."
-Princess Luna
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>>41582899
Damn, she must be really horny.
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>>41582899
HEARTBREAKER HEARTBREAKER
YOU STOLE THE LOVE RIGHT OUT OF MY HEART
HEARTBREAKER HEARTBREAKER
I WANNA
I WANNA
TEAR YOUR WORLD APART
OH YEAH
OH YEAH
I WANNA TEAR YOUR WORLD APART
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>>41582899
>walks to the ponyville post office to find out Me This Instant lives
>has a nice cup of of tea with her and makes a good friend (her special talent is making mirrors and we point her towards Rarity who becomes her biggest customer, making Ponyville all the better)
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>>41582844
Is this about the dream where I robbed all the local gas stations, or the one where I plapped you and your sister at the same time?
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>>41582844
>"Please please please don't tell Celestia! I-I mean... unless she is into that. Haha.. I mean, you wouldn't happen to know if she wants to be called Mommy and have her teats suckled, would you?"
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>Anon cheerily saunters through Canterlot after his train ride
>he buys a nice looking cake and a bouquet of moonflowers
>as he arrives at the castle proper, the guards direct him to the royal quarters, where Luna rests
"Oh, right, nocturnal...uhm, good day, your majesty. You wrote for me?"
>she stirs awake, getting out of her bed and brushing her ethereal mane before quickly making her bed with magic
>after all this, she clears her throat, wipes the sand from her eyes, and everything in her expression shifts to pure anger
>"ANONYMOUS."
>the guards skitter out of the chamber, leaving you alone with her
>you hold the flowers up to her, smiling innocently
>"KEEP THINE FLOWERS. WE CALLED YOU HERE BECAUSE WE ARE MOST DISAPPOINTED IN YOU."
>your confusion and dejection seems to soften her up a bit, and so she lowers her voice, magically setting the flowers down beside the door to stand them upright
>"Why do you dream such...sundry things, Anonymous? Thou knowst dreams are mine domaine. That we would...find out eventually."
>still holding the boxed cake, all you can think to do as she stands so close to you, so near to your height, is slowly raise the box to your chest level
>"W-what's-"
>she opens the box, blinking a few times
>"Wh-I...why didst....why did you think I called you here, Anonymous?"
>you gingerly shake the cake box, a sheepish grin stuck on your face
>"....Anonymous, your dreams did not involve much....courtship. I had thought you a pig, dreaming of so much sexual congress. Are you saying...you truly have an interest in me? This is....flattering, but unexpected."
"Well...I guess you know now, which is usually the hard part about starting to date. Would you like to give it a try?"
>the Princess of the Night seems fixed on your eyes, trying to sense any deception, but failing to
>she relents, face turning beet red, and turns to the side
>"W-well. Your, uhm, enthusiasm has been noted, and...your gifts are appreciated. But, this is not the direction I had in mind for your intervention. How about...next week, we can talk further. Ahem, about, your dreams."
>your face becomes as red as hers, smile unwavering
"It's a date then."
>her wing covers her face, and you hear a tiny titter beneath her breath as you are teleported back to the castle's front entrance
>surrounded by ponies, with a tent in your slacks and a giddy look on your face
>oh shit you popped a boner, fuck
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>>41582844
I use my dreams to cope with my demons Luna. Would you rather I go out and rape fillies in real life instead?
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>>41583653
>Celestia had an intimate relationship with Discord
>Luna fucks a monkey man
Do they have bipedal creature fetish or something?
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>>41583653
>a ring of mares forms around you, guards, shopponies, tourists, the wealthy, the poor
>all clearly single, as couples stand together outside the ring to watch
>and then the chanting begins
>"Boner, Boner"
>they step forward with each syllable
>"Look at this colt."
>they continue to close the ring
>"He's a little loner"
>Now there's nearly no space left, the last line clearly something other than steps forward
>"Now we grope!"
>you are molested by mares in the middle of Canterlot
>Luna appears and calls off the date since you cheated on her
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>>41582899
>>41583653
Well, that went a lot better than expected.
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>>41583812
"I feel raped, betrayed, but mostly heartbroken…"
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>>41582844
The dazzlers...they..they approached me in my dream......they came near and....i....i couldnt stop them....i was overwhelmed by their charm......i...i couldnt do anything
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>>41583884
THEY RAPED ME!!!
AND I LOVED IT OKAY!!!
I LOVED THEM CAPTIVATING ME WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES OKAY?!
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>>41583894
Nigg4 got dazzled
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>>41583842
And sticky. Don't forget sticky.
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>>41582903
this anon gets it
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>>41583774
What?
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>>41582844
I wonder how many ponys she saw having their way with her. I wonder if it turns them on or if they partake in those dreams
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>>41582844
My dreams are pretty boring. Like driving around or being late for work. I did have a pony dream the other day though; I think it was some old granny ponies and some foals at Sweet Apple Acres, and the old ponies were sitting around acting like silly little foals gossiping and telling stories while the foals were acting like mature ponies. They started telling some goofy-ass story and a book opened up and things appeared on the pages and disappeared as they were talking about them, along with AJ's face with like a cringe/disgusted look as they said one absurd and stupid thing after another. That was an interesting one.
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>>41582844
I would tell her if she wants me she can come to me.
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>>41584840
Imagine lucid dreaming and not immediatly waking up...that would make me a Sleep fan
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>>41582844
>most recent pony dreams have been anthro futa Applejack and then anthro futa Fluttershy
She's right to be concerned.
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>>41584855
Yea, I can't do that shit, the moment I try to consciously impose my will I wake up. I do get those moments of semi-consciousness though were I can at least go along for the ride and remember all of it though. Those are fun. Moreso when it's poners.
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>>41584893
My porn dreams are about me gettingstopped by my parents...i wanna dream having friends
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>>41582844
Forgive me, my Lord. Guard duty has been lonely as of late. Many of the royal guardsmen have died due to the war. The yearning of being with a companion grows ever stronger.

As I stood tall at the gates of your castle, staring into your glimmering night, with cold winds flowing through my armour, I could only dream of being with you. Your beauty has captivated me, and, dare I say, enchanted me so.

But a fools of me to conjure such.. actions in my realm of thoughts, is unacceptable. And with that, I beg a thousand pardons.
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>>41584954
Her guards are dreaming having sex with her...which is why she knows they are loyal
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>>41585015
That doesn't seem like sound logic.
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>>41584871
Why are you gay?
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>>41585385
there's nothing wrong with my dreams, moonbutt
fuck off
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>>41585385
It's not my fault the fillies raped me.
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>>41584871
Lucky fuck.
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Luna's tiny butt excites me so!
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>>41582844
The Chrysalis related dreams happened through outside force and influence
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Bump
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>>41585156
Males wont kill their breeding partner.
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>>41583653
good to see greentext anons still exist here.
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>>41582844
My headspace my property
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>>41587330
>breeding
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>>41582844
what's wrong with me wanting you to swallow me whole?
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>>41589764
I am a princess.
You cant just dream about such vulgar things with me
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>>41587354
...which is why I'm letting Kakarotto live rent free here.
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>>41587342
We still exist. We just get drowned out these days by all the culture warriors and newfag-hunting dipshits making the board unfun to post to. I like threads like this one because the prompt allows for shitposts and serious greens alike.
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>>41582844
">implying im responsible for what my unconscious brain thinks."
>"Wha-"
">implying you have permission to access my brain after-hours."
>"Anonymous, be seri-"
">implying this conversation would resolve anything, that there is something to be resolved. "
>"ANONYMOUS STOP THI-"
">implying owls are birds."
>She flies away with a sigh, realizing the direct approach wouldn't work.
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>>41582844
unless youre gonna come into my dream and let me fcuk you, you can shut the hell up bitch
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>>41589802
but you ate fillies whole as Nightmare moon
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>>41586103
*runs like a bitch*
*licks her ass checks*
*runs before retaliation*
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>>41582844
I had a dream last night where Apple Bloom tackled me and sucked my cock.
Is that what you're mad about?



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