I wonder what's on /mlp/ tonight... *click*
*Scccht*#Tumbaling down##Tumbaling down##Tumbaling doooown#*Scccht*
>horse pussy
*Scccht*Nigger nigger nigger nigger*Sccht*
this thread >>41591225
*Scccht*I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash*Scccht*
>>41592849
*scccht*haha, well now, we call this the act of mating*scccht*
*Scccht*>WELL>I can see the food situation*Scccht*
*click*>We had two bags of gummy worms, 75 chocolate-covered raisins, five sheets of fruit rollups, a saltshaker half-full of fun dip, a whole galaxy of multi-colored sweets, sours, chewies, crunchies... Also, a quart of jam, a quart of honey, a case of soda, a pint of raw treacle, and two dozen sugarcubes. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious candy collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the treacle. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a treacle binge, and I knew we'd get into that sticky stuff pretty soon.*click*
*click*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyPkXRgU7Js*click*
*click*gimme a hug man*click*
*click*>-apable of consuming three ponies, or one alicorn, in a single sitting. >Luckily, due to emotivorous adaptations, this behavior hasn't been seen in over three-*click*>>41592947For the summer summer sun summer sun celebration?
*Scccht*>My fellow Equestrians, I wish to address a recent rumor spreading throughout our fair land of Equestria that I and my friends have hardcore sex every night. I would like to confirm that these allegations against me are 100% true. The six of us get together every night at my castle for hardcore steamy lesbian sex. Sometimes we even let Starlight Glimmer join in and even more rarely is Spike allowed. I use magic to give myself and each of my friends massive magical cocks and we peg each other with them until our flanks are so sore we can't even manage to sit down. >Well, that is all I have time for today. Be safe. Be well. And as always, be horny.*Scccht*
*click*>We just got the news that a second pegasi has hit the mare trade center*click*
*Scccht*>So, break through it all, and don't look down>You won't fade out>'Cuz the fire in you never dies>It comes around>To light your flame>They'll know your name>Burned into their memory>Don't stop, we're on a mission>Overdriving over all the competition>Counting up the damage when it's done*Scccht*
*click*>My name is Trix. Uh...I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. >I was gonna be a magician, you know, spells and tricks. After a hundred and two shows and small parties I decided y'know I had enough >Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full Master, and change my entire wagon into a dungeon, uh... Dungeon Master. Now with a full dungeon in my wagon and It's going really well. >Fisting is 300 bits, and usually the pony is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my hoof and, just lube it up, and it's a long process y'know to get your...get your whole leg up there, but it's an intense feeling for the other pony. I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hoof but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too, and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. >I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... >Three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why*click*
*Scccht*>"Check this out. Earth ponies buck like this...">"But unicorns, see, they buck like this..."*Scccht*
*Scccht*>WHAT THE FUCK IS-*Scccht*
*Scccht*>-going on, Fluttershy?*Scccht*
*Sccht* >D'oh!>Ay carumba!>*Annoyed moan*>BART!>*Pacifier sucking sounds**Sccht*
*click*Eqvestria has fallen, billions must d-*click*
This board is pretty funny.
*click*>-wrong room. The Daring Do fan club is two doors d-*click*
>>41594032>>41594035My sides
*Scccht*>- my wife loves those, you see. Jelly, pickles, candles, they can be used and reused for storing all sorts of items. But plastic toy horses? Now that's something you'd put on a toy box or a shelf, why would a man put a pony in a jar? *Scccht*
*Scccht*>-nari is fucking gay, Trixie. Why do you keep showing your weird porn to me?>Trixie just wants to...gauge your reaction. Is that so wrong?>My reaction isn't changing anytime soon. There's no need to constantly show-SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK WHAT I-*Scccht*
>>41594401*skrrrcht*>Doctor please this patient needs the horn transplant STAT!*click*
>>41594415>"STOP IT! GO BACK GO BACK!"
*click*WRRRRRRRRR!-*click*
>>41592849*click*>H>HOh for crying out lo-*click*
*Scccht*>The Pony Centipede. First Sequence.*Sccht*
*Scccht*>Running in a crowd, in a faceless town, I need to feel the touch of a friend...*Scccht*
*Scccht*>Unicorns are a weak race, their dependency on their bony protrusions have left them a former shell of the equus ferus caballus they would have become if not for-*Scccht*
*CLICK*>hi, we're on a range today so bear with any spells you might hear in the background. Recently a viewer asked me on the effectiveness of freezing spells in a home defense situation-*CLICK*
*click*>"...empty your mind and submit to my will… The less you know the better off you will be. I am the great and powerful Trixie... oh baby!"*click*
*scccht*>You wanna be a Wonderbolts flyer!>You wanna push your wingpower higher!>You don't wanna get >raped by Spitfire!>Come on, what are you, a little faggot?!*scccht*
*scccht*>MY NAME IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE>MY NAME IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE>MY NAME IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE*scccht*
*CLICK*Rainbow Dash Presents...Camp of the Saints*CLICK*
>>41594800First anon I saw on here to post about Disco Elyium, based.
*click*>Yeah, hey anon... Sorry to rudely interrupt you, but my wife has been too busy fucking my sister and princess luna, and she hasn't had time for "Tele-nonsence".>You can change channel now, apologies for intruding.
*click*>Doke doke doke>Ushirometai yatsu wa doke>Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose*click*
*Scccht*Pleasant Night, everypony! >(Pleasant Night!)We are here to tell you all about Change Over Night!>(Change over Night?)Change Over Night. From next week and forth, you have to say goodbye to Celestia!>(Farewell!)So praise the Moon… or GET OUT!>(…)Okay, everypony, let's practice our Lunish! >(Yay!)*Scccht*
*Scccht*>BLOND SPOOKY BONE STEALER STAY YOU FAR AWAY,>BEGONE WITH YOUR SUBJECTION, OR FACE THE LIGHT OF DAY>BLOND SPOOKY BONE STEALER DON'T YOU DARE PURSUE>AND CURSE YOU DOWN TO TARTARUS FOR WHAT YOU TRY TO DO>BLOND SPOO-*Scccht*
*Click*>"Y'know, that is actually before my time. That is a winner though.">'My little pony, my little pony, all in a twinkling spring is here!'>"Oh, man...">'My little pony, my little pony, when did all the leaves and grass-'*Click*
*Scccht*>"-o as you can see, in an environment with a weather like this there is no experience more cozy than this one. It's no wonder why anyone would want to come inside-"*Scccht*
>>41594814F F F F F FI miss his… Shatneresque pauses.
*click*>This taste.... this is the taste of a LIAR!!!*click*
*click*>EEEXIT LIGHT>EEENTER NIGHT*click*
>>41594814Thought I was on /k/ for a second. Fuck I miss himTune into the weekly paul rewatch bros
>>41597259I haven't browsed /k/ in years, but I loved Paul. I'll have to check out one of those streams.
*Scccht*>Greetings and salutations to all who follow our god, the Unnamed Lord. I come to you bearing a message: one of hope, one of salvation. For it is on this day that we have finally managed to sacrifice Anon and Rainbow Dash. Anon's blood has been spilled within the womb of Rainbow Dash, and thus, our Lord, our Master, shall finally be born and His true name unveiled. Yes...Yes...Here He comes! The Unnamed Lord is born! He who shall lead His followers to the gates of nirvana, and who, in His infinite blessing, shall create for us a world free of pain, free of loss, free of strife! Oh, what a momentous, historic moment this is! And we owe it all to the noble sacrifices of Anon and Rainbow Dash! For it is through them, that our Lord has finally been brought back to us! Let us hear it for our Lord! Let us here it for Lord--*Scccht*
*CLICK*>GIMME THE FUCKING MIC>cans. wav*CLICK*
*click*Breaking news!Ponies are hot!Get your pony pus-*click*
*click*wow glimmer*click*
>>41595244*Scccht*>Think of a big zebra chasing you!*Scccht*
>>41594032>>41594035Lost
*click*>It's so... CUTE*click*
*Scccht*>"I’m not gay. I am not gay. Do not ever call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay ponies you have ever met. I fuck stallions, mad fucking fucked stallions. I am not gay. Stop saying I’m gay. If you were a stallion, I’d probably already fucked the shit out of you by now. But unfortunately you are an ugly fucking MARE who’s tight ponut will remain unstretched by my thick, meaty 9 inch marecock because I AM NOT GAY. If i were gay though, you’d find my jackhammer pounding away at your tight ponut with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you I AM NOT GAY and you will have your vigin maregina remain unpounded ad infinum. Actually, it seems that you’re the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay and never will be. If I were ever gay in a past life (which I WASN’T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I’m not."*Scccht*
