This Thanksgiving>Twilight: "Who are you and how did you just magically appear in my library?">Anon: "I have come to cum inside Rainbow Dash, take me to her at once."Prepare yourself>Celestia: "After him! The human belongs to me!"For the blockbuster event of the year>Trixie: "Trixie will agree to help you lay low if you agree to be her great and powerful stage assistant."I want to>Rarity: "Oh my darling, you make all the stallions look like geeks in their mother's basements with that amazing tuxedo on you!"Come inside>Twilight: "The only way to generate enough magical energy to save the world is to let Anonymous cum inside you Rainbow Dash.">Rainbow Dash: "Wait what?!"Rainbow Dash>Celestia: "You will be mine Anonymous, just you wait."ANONYMOUS IN EQUESTRIA: THE MOVIE[NOW PLAYING IN SNOWPITY VISION!]
this fucking sucks
Soon...>Lyra: "A human? In Equestria?!">BonBon: "No...I must warn Celestia at once.">Lyra: "Bonnie, NO!"...the world of Equestria...>Rainbow Dash: "Do you even know who I am? Kind of a big deal.">Camera raises up, panning as if raising but looking down at her...will know the real apex predator.>Derpy: "Oops">Offcamera crashing as all other noide and aounds stop, like a domino effect as more things come down, ending with a gmod pipe sfx>Derpy: "My bad">Anon: "It's fine Derpy, it's fine. Ow-"Kind of.>Twilight: "Celestia, don't do it!">Celestia: "I'm sorry Twilight, but we waited too long for this.">Luna: "Indeed, we don't expect thou to comprehend">Twilight: "Gasp"From the creators of My Little Dashie and Fallout Equestria>Pinkie: "Woo~! Canterlot party!">Rarity: "Pinkie, this is serious! What if something happens to Anon there?">Colgate: "No, no. That's perfect. Think of...the gala!">Scenes of bg ponies infiltrating the castle>Celestia: "What do you mean 'They're inside'>Luna: "Don't worry sister, they won't take him away.">Scene cuts to the Wonderbolts flying as Luna voice remains>Luna: "Not again">Anon: "Dash! You need to let me! I need to cum inside! It's the only way!">Spitfire: "Keep your course Dash, as a Wonderbolt you swore to Celestia.">Rainbow Dash: "No... I swore to my friends">Sonic RainboomANONYMOUS IN EQUESTRIA: THE MOVIE[NOW PLAYING IN SNOWPITY VISION!]
>>41595066oh yeah Americans are celebrating that holiday where they raped all the native turkeys to death or something
>>41595300will anon cum inside rainbow dash?
>Celestia: Even though you are not from this world, you have risked your life protecting it and we would be proud to call you friend. This festival is for you Anonymous, it the least we could do to thank you.>Anon: Thank you Princess, and thank you to everypony for showing me the true meaning of friendship. Rainbow Dash, I'm sorry for saying that I wanted to cum inside you, I now see the error of my ways.>everypony gives Anon a warm smile and goes in for a group hug>Anon: I want to cum inside Princess Luna instead!>mass gasp>an embarrassed Rainbow Dash angrily Sonic Rainbooms into Anon's groin>Anon: WOWIEE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY ELEMENTS OF HARMONY>all the stallions and Trixie wince in pain>a quick cut to the petrified villains shows all three of them covering their eyes>Daisy, Lily, and Rose all faint in unison>Wilhelm scream>Discord: I don't care what universe you're from, that's GOTTA HURT>Big Mac: Eeyup>fade to black as laugh track plays>Fluttershy: I too am in this movie>MY LITTLE PONY
>>41595066HiEfaggotry has it's own thread.
>Last scene. Twilight about to send Anon back to his world using the mirror portal she constructed>Linkin Park - What I've Done starts playing in the background, quietly as not to disturb the dialogue>"Thanks again Twi. I never thought I'd be surving this mission, let alone returning home.">"This is the least we... I can do to thank you. One more thing before you go. Did you do it in the end? Did you actually cum inside Rainbow Dash?">"Yeah. And I'd do it again if it means protecting the ones I love.">He steps forward into the portal which starts to shine white light.>"So when you look into the night sky, remember that we're somewhere up there, always watching...">As he looks back over his shoulder with a slight smirk, multiple lens flares can be seen.>"Ready to cum back and save you again.">Whaaaat I've doooone!>Cut to credits
>>41595316Not to DEATH, anon!
