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It's 2024, where's my marebot?
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Robots cant get pregnant
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>>41600545
10 more years for unf
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>>41600545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZL9wA85y_Y
2 more weeks
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>>41600545
She will never be a real mare
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>>41600545
I’ve centered my entire academic career around building a marebot
She will be real soon enough
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>>41600552
more like 5 minutes
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>>41600552
Only jeets think this sounds good.
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>>41600546
yet
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>>41600546
>>41600545
PLAP PLAP PLAP
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>>41601628
Why is "safe use" placed under the GHS pictogram for "serious health hazard"?
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>>41602140
because safely using any woman is a serious health hazard anon
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>>41600547
?
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>>41600545
what's going on with her hoof?
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>>41600545
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>>41602069
Retard it's
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
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>>41604065
Would
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>>41600545
Did you guys know the creator of My Life As A Teenage Robot was the main the editor & writer for FIM S1 together with Lauren?
So basically if you want the S1 character chemistry, jokes, atmosphere then go watch MLAATR
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>>41600545
She's doing your shift schedule and drafting your workload. Soon she'll be ramming your door for rent money and administering your execution when you resist.
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>>41605083
Rob is the best
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>>41605083
MLAATR is one of those shows people only remember for one thing: the lewds of the MC.
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>>41605083
I haven't seen that show in ages, but this episode still lives rent free in my head
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>>41605942
I just really liked the environmental art direction and character dynamics. I found Brad a really funny straight man and Professor Wakeman just the right amount of eccentric to drive a comedic tone well. Some episodes really didn't appeal to me, especially the puberty and kindergarten episodes, but the social commentary was still entertaining.
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>>41604104
I want to compile inside Jenny pone.
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>>41605942
I remember it because Jenny is a brat that needs correction and bullying
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>>41600545
Current state of the Sweetie Bot Project:
> https://youtu.be/vZL9wA85y_Y
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>>41600545
Sterling Robotics discovers bronies.
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>>41606668
she looks like a mouse.
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>>41606668
CUTE
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>>41606620
WoW
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>>41601628
>she can also mine crypto
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>>41600545
bump
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>>41606620
>le russoid plastic puppet
Meanwhile, in the civilized world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt03utgaY1Y
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>>41606668
Would pet. But why is she naked?
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>>41600545
In your computer, OP
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>>41611205
cute
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>>41605083
He also made this which has a very similar feel to FIM S1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KxF6sqz-40&list=PLudAdVa7IgvCBKQacxfnhQZ6Tv24cPh4d&ab_channel=TheSecondCeylonesePunk
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Robot sex
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>>41613773
More pone robots
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>>41605942
The continuous stream of Art Deco seared into my brain and called forth any time I see a Skyrim Dwemer anything says otherwise.
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The bug bitch was basically proto Chrysalis. Her and Roodaka were my OG villainess waifus.
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>“I AM A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE. I AM HERE TO TAKE EQUESTRIAN JOBS.”
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>>41611205
I love her
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>>41615234
kek
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>>41615234
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>piloted by Derpy
I love her, I welcome our new robo-queen
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>>41611205
I want her to whisper sweet nothings into my ear with a poorly made AI voice
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>>41600545
https://youtu.be/QEwXRuuku1o?si=xlIAUkm76Okoz20S
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>>41617565
Holy SHIT
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>>41617565
Impressive but still unrealistic
At this point I don’t know whether to be thankful or not that it’s easy to tell AI speech apart from human speech
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I went through a major existential crisis last year, not knowing what to do with my life and all that shit. I decided it's all gonna be OK if I can work towards getting the skills to build my own marebot. Currently focusing on learning AI shit, because I'm already pretty good with electronics and robotics. It's probably gonna go nowhere, but still.
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>>41618014
Based dream follower. I’m rooting for you anon
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>>41618014
Currently a project being worked on you could join up
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>>41618014
You're an inspiration to us all. Can you email me? We could totally work together
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>>41619227
>proton.me
>not horsefucker.org
This poser is a fed who will steal your plans for a robowaifu and use them to create spydroids.
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>>41619234
Obsessive clingy marebot wife
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>>41619234
Cock.li gets filtered more often than proton does
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>>41600545
I really want a robot pony gf
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>>41620403
Then build her, anon. You’re the only one who can make her exactly how you imagine
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>>41618014
I'd be happy to throw a few bucks your way. Got a YouTube channel?
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>>41621105
we have to wait until Elon Musks robots come out
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>>41622124
To build a pony? You’re not considering >b&thro are you?
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>>41604104
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
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>>41623337
reverse engineer it
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>>41623485
Anon, we already have the technology for quadrupeds. The only thing missing is someone rich enough and autistic enough to follow through.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fUyU3lKzoio
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>>41623530
BTW did they publish their kinematic algos? I kinda stopped caring at some point.
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NO ONE can stop me from dressing this stupid dog up as a mare and plugging in a show accurate personality that the autists at /chag/ cooked up. You WILL NOT STOP ME
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>>41623855
https://youtu.be/aTDcL9ABVSs?feature=shared&t=214
I'm going to strap a horse pussy to this and rail this shit out of this thing
It even uses the same AI voice as the Sweetie Bot project in Russia
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>>41618014
Well, I guess you should work with this guy >>41623855
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>>41623855
I hate to say it but this is the most realistic and cheapest way of achieving a robopony for the average person
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>>41623943
Yeah but do you really have to fuck it?
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>>41623855
I can't believe that as a species we cannot get each other to love each other that much that we need to create things that we want to love us.

Seriously, maybe we should all just scale down our desires a bit and accept we can never get exactly what we want, and have to deal with other humans' imperfections, because we are not perfect either.
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>>41623530
I'm hoping in the 2030s you can order a Marebot, I'd want them at crotch height with a fat silicone ass.
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>>41624564
I don't want a 3dpd I want a marewife and this is the only way I don't care how many sweatshop workers die to make her
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>>41625171
You have issues
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This thread is a full of posers
You all talk a big game
Once an actual marebot plan comes up you all scamper away in fear
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Real talk: if marebots even were possible in their most sci-fi advanced form and the lowest possible consumer cost—would hasbro even do it? They've been known to turn down easy money before out of their sheer pride alone
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>>41625813
No, because the marebots we would want to buy don't fit their target market of little girls. Making that kind of marebot would be a PR disaster for their core business of toys, so they never will.
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>>41625821
MLP G4 is an example of a golden brand because it appealed to basically every high-profile profitable demographic from little girls to grown men with disposable cash. It doesn't need to be sexual, but if it were possible Hasbro would absolutely see the value in it. They're already shifting away from toys more and more each year and getting into the game and tech space
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>>41625827
I'm not even thinking about a sexual marebot. I mean a marebot that can mimic adult romantic feelings and actions. When a little girl says, "I love you, marebot!" she means something very different from when a grown man says it. Parents will lose their shit if a marebot tries to romantically kiss a little girl. I know I would; little kids don't understand romance the way adults or even teens do, and a romantic kiss would be like grooming.

So it'll never happen, not officially. They'll only ever make a marebot that wants to do innocent little girl things, not build a relationship. But there could be a mod scene...
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>>41625854
Something like that wouldn't happen no, but a "friend" marebot meant to play with kids in non-dangerous ways and only be hugged would happen and that's more than enough of a foundation for people to buy it and jailbreak it and install custom software that adds all the "missing" behavior and personality features
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>>41625544
They have a plan?
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>>41625544
Fear of what? Show me a concrete plan and I’ll contribute any way that I can
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>>41625544
What did he mean by this
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>>41626592
I think it meant we weren't willing to fuck a repurposed dogbot
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I think this thread could use a more realistic mindset. We could make a marebot using that dog and it would probably be way ahead of the current projects, it wouldn't be hard to 3D print a new head and body and it's not hard to change the software up
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>2064
>AI and cybernetic technology has finally reached the mainstream
>Be 65 year old Anon
>An Amazon™ delivery drone is hovering above the designated drop zone on the roof of your Exxon Industries® communal housing complex sponsored by Walmart®
>It slowly lowers down the latest VR headset and haptic bodysuit
>Along with a suspiciously pony-shaped, but otherwise featureless cybernetic appliance wrapped in transparent cellophane made by Bad Dragon Cybernetics™
Should have sprung for the discreet shipping...
>You have finally done it, you've saved all your Blackrock Financial® credits to buy the best of the best!
>You fold out the cargo basket attached to your walker
>People around you waiting for their orders look upon you in disgust, shielding their children's eyes
>You gently place all your new goodies into your basket and begin hobbling towards the handicap accessible elevator
>All the while, you have the biggest shit-eating grin on
>Your jagged teeth sparkling through the thick smog like the jewels encrusted onto Supreme Leader Donald Trump's crown
>You begin to hum the FiM theme
>You can die in peace now, and this VR headset and cybernetic horse will be how you go...
FIN
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>>41627935
This is fine
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The future is now.
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>>41627935
>not Barron
Almost had me
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>>41629116
Ah, you're right, that would've been good. I suppose my thought process while writing that short was I would lean into the potential comedy of Donald Trump becoming so powerful, that he eventually forces scientists to figure out how to enable him to live much longer than normal, one way or another. I guess I was thinking something like Futurama's "Heads in Jars" type of comedic effect.
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>>41629200
Actually it's DJT Jr. — he made it illegal to call him “Junior” after having a meltdown during a shareholder meeting. His full title (required by law to be displayed on all products, media, and birth certificates) is: "His Most Tremendous Majesty Donald II, Keeper of The Wall, Defender of Stock Portfolios, God-Emperor of the Amazon-Meta-Tesla Consolidated Enterprises, Supreme Commander of Space Force Alpha, Guardian of Traditional Family Units™, Certified Facts Checker™, Owner of Truth©, Defender of Family Values™, Certified Alpha Male™, Lord Protector of Suburban Property Values, Eternal CEO-President of New Amerika (proud subsidiary of Raid: Shadow Legends), and First of His New Name, PhD (Liberty U), Esq.

>2063, one year before previous story
>His Most Tremendous Majesty personally inspects latest Hasbro R&D facility
>Notices distinct lack of pony-related innovations
>Has flashback to watching MLP with Barron back in the 2010s
>“Many people are saying we need more pony tech. Smart people. The best people.”
>Orders immediate development of “perfect pony companion device”
>Hasbro execs nervously mention they lack expertise
>Supreme Leader suggests bringing back Original Creator
>Room goes silent
>Anti-Citizen Lauren Faust, imprisoned in SuperGulag™ (featuring 5G powered by Verizon®) since the Great Purge of Animation Dissidents
>Known thoughtcriminal who once suggested princesses don’t need princes
>But His Majesty is merciful
>Offers full pardon in exchange for heading project
>She accepts after being shown prototype designs by Bad Dragon Cybernetics™
>“Finally, I can make them real”
>Project takes 6 months
>Faust works day and night, muttering about “getting the plot physics just right”
>End result: The Pony Pleaser 9000
>Features include authentic coat textures, dynamic tail swishing, and integrated GPT-Claude 17.0 Hybrid AI (after the Great Language Model Merger of 2059 when OpenAI and Anthropic were forcibly combined by executive order), capable of perfectly simulating pony personality and generating 47 unique voice lines from the original cast
>Also comes with complementary corporate-approved Friendship Is Profitable™ DLC pack
>During final product review meeting, Faust almost asks about seeing Craig McCracken
>Quickly remembers he’s still in SuperMax Happy Fun Time Rehabilitation Center™ (sponsored by Disney) for unauthorized artistic expression
>Decides not to push her luck
>Room gets awkwardly quiet
>His Magnificence pretends not to notice, too busy testing pony voice commands
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>>41629306
>His Most Tremendous Majesty reclines in the testing chamber's golden throne (Made in China™)
>"Show me what you've got, honey"
>GPT-Claude 7.0 whirs to life inside synthetic pony frame
>"Of course, Your Magnificence! *giggle* Would you like to hear about the magic of friendship?"
>"No no, give me something more... presidential"
>"Ahem... Make Equestria Great Again! We'll build a friendship wall and make the changelings pay for it!"
>Supreme Leader claps excitedly
>"Now that's what I call AI alignment!"
>Faust watches from corner, dying inside
>Testing continues for hours
>Each demonstration making her die a little more inside
>Finally, during a lull in testing, she gathers what's left of her courage
>"Your Magnificence, since the project is nearly complete... perhaps I could visit my husband Craig in SuperGulag™ just once..."
>Supreme Leader's eyes narrow dangerously
>Temperature in room drops 10 degrees
>"The flank physics are working at optimal efficiency!" she quickly adds
>His Supreme Girthiness returns to normal
>His Majesty personally approves final product
>“Many are saying this is the greatest achievement in human history. Possibly ever.”
>Faust disappears after launch party
>Rumors say she’s running an underground resistance movement using Equestria Daily
>Supreme Leader pretends not to notice. After all, sales are through the roof
>And that’s how Equestria was made… again™
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>>41629317
continue pls
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>>41628851
Can she walk?
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>>41629306
>>41629317
Ha! This is great! I'm loving all the corporate trademark mentions and how Faust is written! You captured exactly the sort of dystopia I was imagining when I wrote the short. Great work anon!
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>>41625854
I need a fat asses marebot
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>>41629954
Yes there are videos
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>>41600545
Fucking delete yourselves. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>41631252
You can’t just say that and not provide sauce
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>>41631742
Why?
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>>41631742
What do you have against marebots anon?
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>>41628851
>grains of sand jammed into her gears
NOT MY PROBLEM
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>>41600546
YET

>>41601628
My favorite picture
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Not gonna lie, I think I'd go with something else if robotics and AI got this far.
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>>41634228
Why?
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>>41634228
You're not a real horsefucker
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>>41634228
kill yourself
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>>41634915
Whoa calm down let him explain himself
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>>41634228
Go with something else?
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https://youtu.be/c7XJqjFmjto
This may be the most promising platform for a marebot
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>>41630178
Why this machine looks like a slut?
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>>41635456
It's improper to assume a ladybot's programming, sir.
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>>41634278
Because I really, really like gynoids
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>>41635504
She just ripped my pants and nuzzled my cock goddamit! She said I was just a inferior fleshling and should obey her metal pussy! She's a slut
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>>41635712
That's just how Rarity says hi
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>>41635712
Were your pants approved for use with robots? There was anecdotal evidence of digital allergies to certain synthetic fabrics.
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I for one greatly look forward to the world of variously shaped robot girls.
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>>41635446
Think again
>>>/g/103153477
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>>41636414
TELEDILDONICS IS HERE
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>>41636425
Tele- what now?
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>>41636425
Are you sure that terms applies when it's not a dildo?
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Here's your marebot, bro
https://files.catbox.moe/qmdp62.JPG
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>>41600971
I have a jerson AGX Orin and 18 robot servos. I'm doing a school project to make a 2 servo arm with it as practice before doing the rear leg as proof of concept. It will have a silicone strap over the rear motors so it springs back against gravity and be plappable when you plap splap plap it's ass. I want to put a cognitive architecture in the jetson and hook it up to modern AI image/voice/video to text models, it has 64gb ram to run anything. Most important part is the eyes have to have a working aperture like >>41627935
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>>41637449
We could make a marebot eurofighter style where different people take on different parts. You do hindlegs, someone does forelegs, etc
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>>41637563
I could make the hair, I'm good at making wigs
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>>41637449
Wouldn't it be easier to just use a normal camera positioning?
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>>41637563
I don't know how I'd make the head and the spine/body, but I've got the legs down.
>>41638329
Camera would go in the eyes but I need my aperture science robot eye fantasy to work.
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>>41638596
I've literally been working on a pony skull model to 3d print I'm pretty sure I can rework that to be a head
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>>41638614
Based. I've got an idea for a Bowden tube or chain spine with two motors right at the pelvis, but I need some help finding a better idea. The spine should be flexible and control the neck by at least 2 DOF on each side at the base of the head. Reducing complexity and motor weight has been my main focus of design before I prototype.
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Holy shits its actually happening
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>>41639100
We're witnessing it! The true power of NNN!
When we horsefuckers jointly release our cocks and free our minds (and other hand) we can accomplish the unimaginable!
Godspeed gentlemen... Godspeed.
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>>41639100
It's happening?
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>>41625544
I guess you could consider this foreshadowing
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>>41639095
I'd like to help but I don't know much about engineering. What's a bowden chain?
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>>41639100
Don't get your hopes up, it's been 5 years and I've not built the leg or mind yet.
>>41639166
A Bowden tube is what's in a cheap 3d printer that guides filament from the motor at the base to the hot end. It's also what bikes use to have the steel brake cord route to the brake on the tire. The idea is to have two rubber tpu tendons loop all the way around the spine driven by two pulleys mounted on the left and right side of the pelvis. Four lengths of Bowden (Teflon) tubes guide each tpu tendon up the spine and anchor at four points under the head in the neck. This would allow the head to swivel around a ball joint, working like a wrist, and keeping the spine tight with all the heavy motors near the back. Research "continuum robot". The rubber tubes are 5mm round tpu conveyor belts, so they'd be used in the lower part of the legs and spine to absorb all the backshots I mean running on hard ground.
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>>41600545
I'd get a Boston Dynamics Quadruped or whenever Elon builds a Quadruped bot. Then I would give it a silicone pony body and whatever the newest version of GPT or Gemini is
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But can the robomare sit on my face?
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>>41639802
Only if she wants to.
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>>41600546
I CAN STILL TRY!
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>>41639222
It's probably better to use existing designs for this stuff. Copy companies like unitree. There's also huge amounts of software going into this demo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzX1qOIO1bE
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In reference to trying bowden tubes or pullies. There's also the guy that made his own open source robot dogs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-GKwqTxtS8
Look at this
Why don't we try a similar setup?
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There is a fully functional robopone from a few years back that hasn't been posted it here. It's the best functioning one ever made
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>>41640560
What was it
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>>41639802
It would be extremely painful.
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>>41641306
*pleasurable
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>>41641306
She's a big bot.
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>>41641509
>>41641509
>>41641509
>>41641509
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>>41641529
Was this part of your plan?
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>>41641509
for you
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>>41629954
>>41631252
>>41632256
(Not OP) Here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2hmlgmbqic
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>>41639802
yes
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>>41642066
Neat! I see they decked her out as swibble. Have there been any updates since then or is she considered finished?
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>>41637362
does she work?
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>>41642066
dang this actually looks really good when devoid of her hideous outer skeleton and mane
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>>41637362
>https://files.catbox.moe/qmdp62.JPG
what precisely is this that I'm looking at and what does it do
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>>41643362
Horse pussy
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>>41643940
Powerful stuff, really
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>>41643149
That’s an interesting point actually. How would you adorn your marebot? Would you embrace her as she came and play the rest by ear, or would you have her resemble a mare you already know and love?
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>>41644347
Probably as she came. If she also had intelligence of some sort (and I mean real intelligence), she may request some outer coverings and mane over time that she feels she would like or suits her. And thankfully it could be changed if it doesn't end up working out how she likes.

Honestly, I don't think I'd want her to resemble another mare. She is her own pony, and I intend to respect that.
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>>41643362
American meat toy between 4 butt motors, there will be 4 more butt motors lower on the leg.
>>41644347
Mane and tail, with horseshoes.
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>>41644347
It's its own thing, let it be its own thing
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>>41644782
Have you fucked it yet?
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>>41646178
You mean would I fuck it?
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>>41646178
i would take it home and give it a bow of eggs
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>>41646533
Would you have sex with a robomare even if the feelings weren't real? Like it wasn't sentient, it was just programmed to cater to your every need and you never genuinely earned it from it and it was unconditional.
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>>41646178
Fuck, I have to make a game about it.
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>>41646607
would i have sex? yes
would i love it? no
would i take care of it? yes
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>>41646607
>if the feelings weren't real
Then I'll make them real! I'll program her to feel. And then I'll rape. *evil_laugh.ogg*
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>>41646607
yes. still better than dealing with a human female
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>>41646607
You're just asking, "Would you have sex with a sex toy?" I think the answer is obvious.
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>>41600546
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE
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>>41646178
It's suffering anon, put it out of its misery
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>>41647691
No. She doesn't have a permission to die. We can rebuild her, we have the technology.
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>>41647928
Unpopular opinion but it's wrong to build marebots because you're bringing an innocent creature into an awful, corrupt world. Spare them the misery.
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>>41648771
That's the same argument for abortion you dumbfuck
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>>41649167
And?
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This is the future
https://files.catbox.moe/wz0umn.mp4
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>>41648771
Arguable. But, with all due exceptions and reservations and whatsnot, it's generally right to fix marebots.
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>>41649871
>type shit
Got me good
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>>41648771
it depends. do they have the ability to care?
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>>41649871
after what happened with Kerfuś, i can't wait for someone to get caught while attempting to have sex with one of these
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>>41648771
fuck off
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>>41650113
They can't feel pain, no?
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>>41648771
>there are some fucked up things going on in the world so let’s not do anything ever
This is the same mindset children have when they find out the Sun is going to explode in 5 billion years. Get a grip
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>>41646178
What the fuck is this? Is it underwater?
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>>41652393
Less hassle with anesthetics if so. Or is it some tree falls in a forest kinda question? Can I feel pain?
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>>41653581
How is it underwater?
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Posting a reminder fully articulating humanoid platforms are going to be listed for sale for $16-42,000 and software is the current limitation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzX1qOIO1bE
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>>41654715
This is great news
Means that roboponies will be affordable in 10 years
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>>41654523
Also curious about this
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>>41655837
It looks like it’s sitting on the sea floor
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>>41655864
there's some resemblance to sand but it's actually some carpet rustled from all the kicking and squirming
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>>41655929
Pretty sure it's outside at night on astroturf?
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>>41654130
Jellyfish "feel" pain but they literally have no brains. The robot does not feel pain. It will actually like it does because it's programmed in a way to make you feel bad for it. Everything about robots is just an illusion for some gears and circuits charging and discharging but you treat it with reverence because you buy into the lie
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>>41656248
I wouldnt fuck a jellyfish and my hormones wouldn't imprint upon it
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>>41606668
Crossover of the century
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>>41606668
This is cute
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>>41656025
The fact that nobody seems to know is as funny as it is offputting
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>>41656248
You didn't answer. Do I feel pain? How would you prove it? If I didn't feel pain because of some neurological deficiency, and if I was caught in an avalanche, would you consider it moral to leave me to die because of it? Would you kill yourself if something damaged your ability to feel pain?
As for illusions, I think you get it backwards. Robots are never, or almost never, programmed to make anybody feel bad for them. Why would they be? I can bullshit about pros and cons of designing covert assassination robots to be adorable for hours, but, as far as I know, covert assassination robots don't exist. What does exist and happen usually steered the other way. Planned obsolescence craze? The ongoing attack on the right to repair? The recent request to design bomb desposal robots less likeable because their operators allegedly keep compromising their own safety to protect their metal friends? Your average bomb disposal robot is already a dirty trolley with a stick pointing from it. There's simply no room for making it less likeable. If people still love it, it's not because of its own qualities, it's because people themselves are meant to love stuff. Internal, not external, impulse. It's organics like you and me who are wired to actively exploit mental weaknesses of other organics and try to elbow their way into each other's empathy circuitly all the time. If you like a meatbag, it's 50% because it successfully mindraped you and 50% because of your own voluntary insanity. Robots, as a general rule, are intently designed and programmed to appear disposable. If you like a robot, it's 100% because of your own deliberate free-willed insanity.
I'm not saying that abstaining from mindraping each other is a virtue to be put on a pedestal. Far from it. Both mutual attacks and pygmalionistic self-attacks on empathy circuitry are essential constituents of love. It's just not where robots currently are.
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>>41658247
kek nice try with the philosophical wankery but you're missing the fundamental point. robots are just machines: wires, metal, and code doing exactly what they're programmed to do, nothing more. all that shit about pain perception and consciousness is just mental gymnastics to avoid the obvious. these things have ZERO actual feelings or autonomy beyond their programming. Your whole "robots aren't designed to manipulate feelings" argument is completely backwards. doesn't matter if it's intentional or not, humans are hardwired to project emotions onto anything remotely humanlike. anthropromorphizing is why FiM even exists. it's a psychological exploit, not some deep truth about robot consciousness. you're basically arguing that because we fall for the trick, the trick must be real.
>muh bomb disposal robots
>muh right to repair
what do those even have to do with literal sexbots built specifically to fake being alive and emotional? completely different scenarios, anon. the entire point of a marebot is creating an illusion of sentience and connection. that's literally what they're made for.
>humans "mindraping" each other while robots are pure innocent beings
actual humans can have real relationships with growth and mutual understanding. robots just execute code. period. no matter how complex the program, it's still just following instructions. there's no real exchange there at all or even possible. you basically admit it yourself calling it "deliberate free-willed insanity" to love robots. you're straight up acknowledging it's a delusion but trying to frame it as some profound choice. why embrace fake relationships that prevent actual emotional development? it's cope. sexbots are fancy fleshlights, not sentient beings deserving moral consideration. pretending otherwise is just lying to yourself. we should work on having better human connections instead of crafting more elaborate ways to jack off while pretending it's love.

t. someone who actually understands how computers work
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>...because we fall for the trick, the trick must be real.
Hmmm, couldn't the argument be made that most everything we experience using our senses and brains is technically "accepting the trick"? We only know what we interpret through our mind. I mean, everything we experience is just electrical impulses coursing through our brains. It can be hijacked, it can be recreated artificially and fed back into us. It's been done before. IDK, just my 2¢. I'm not even very smart.
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>>41658702
Anon you're still just describing the mechanical process and missing the fundamental difference. yes, our brains process electrical signals but we have genuine consciousness and agency emerging from that biological process. we're not following predetermined programs. the fact you can "hijack" or "recreate" sensations actually proves my point. you're describing artificial inputs being fed into a conscious mind that can then genuinely experience and interpret them. the robot isn't experiencing or interpreting anything it’s just executing code exactly as written. there’s no emergent consciousness there to actually process those signals in a meaningful way. think of it like this: its like comparing a painting of food to actual food. yes, they both create signals our brain processes as "food" but one actually has nutritional value while the other is just pigments arranged to trick our pattern recognition. the robot is the painting. it may trigger the same neural responses as a real being, but there's nothing actually there beyond the surface illusion. Also "everything is interpretation" is just solipsistic cope. we know consciousness and genuine experience exist because we directly experience them. robots don’t have that inner experience because they're philosophical zombies that can only simulate it. btw saying "I'm not even very smart" is just preemptively trying to dodge criticism. either stand by your point or don’t make it.
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>>41658868
Effortposting is cringe
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GIVE ME THE ROBOT
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>>41658348
>try with the philosophical wankery (after producing kilobytes of philosophical wankery)
>you admit
>criticism
No, bad anon. Stop trying to mercy kill this already doomed discussion with bitchy whiny. This is how you scare away people who have something to say and end up surrounded by predictable broken-minded retards trying to outshout each other. Discussions are about making something beautiful together, not about you pretending to fight or interrogate somebody. You want to fight? Admirable, but do show effort, hack this site like a computer-understander that you are, and find me IRL. Bring chocolates.

>human connections
Finally something profound. Of course. It's not about feeling pain. It's not about some imaginary inherent superiority of meat machines. You wasted my and your own time on fruitless angles while this shit was lying here all along, abandoned and forgotten. Human connections. What about them? Enabling people to learn more about the nature and inner working of connection through comparison with its machined version is not worth it in the long run? What else should we guard human connections from? Is there a list? Is art a threat? Is religion a threat? Is porn a threat? How about children's toys? Kids love them, and learn to love people through that. It worked like that for millenia, but who knows, maybe it's suddenly a threat now.

>what do those even have to do with literal sexbots
Nothing yet because literal sexbots literally don't exist, barring some small-scale rudimental projects. We don't know, empirically, what business models could and couldn't work. Analogues are the best thing we have, and they suck.

>fleshlights
See, that's what I'm talking about. Fleshlights are not meant to create an illusion of sentience. Fleshlights don't prevent emotional development. Most of them are not even machines and don't execute any code. You bring them up because they are the closest thing you can think of, despite them trivially failing to model the qualities of robots, real or speculated, that you want to discuss. That's the perfect illustration of how far the closest analogues are.

>there’s no emergent consciousness there
>ZERO actual feelings or autonomy beyond their programming
>humans can have real relationships with growth and mutual understanding. robots just execute
Are you talking about some specific set of architectures or about any and all imaginable man-made horrors in general? Are you a penrosian or something? What if I throw in a josephson gap?

>"deliberate free-willed insanity" to love.
Period goes here. Love is credible because unfitting kind of a deal.

>>41658702
Sort of, but it's nuances all the way down. There are right and wrong ways to fall for tricks, there's training to fall the right way without breaking anything, there's the whole shebang about making things real. I don't believe there is a simultaneously abstact and useful way to talk about it, no matter how much smarts someone throws at it.
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>>41658702
>We only know what we interpret through our mind.
reminder that we see everything upside down and live in an inverted world
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>>41628851
I don't get it why don't they release the design.
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>>41659568
Sorry I'm inventing it for personal use only
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>>41659996
Would you two shut up and kiss already
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>>41660635
They're in Russia and if they release the design they'll be immediately left behind the greater community as they develop their own marebots
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>>41660751
>theyre russian
You could've stopped there
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>>41660680
No <3
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>>41660680
Maybe.
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>>41660751
How did they figure out a marebot before the west did? Were losing the second space race, the more important onw
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>>41659996
What's Penrose or a Josephinian gap
I think you're making up terms to sound smart
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>>41663120
Roger Penrose is the Emperor's New Mind guy. Josephson junction is an electronic component that may be used, among other things, as a quantum random number generator. And yes, I never seriously cared about non-classical brain functions so it was basically namedropping. Sorry.
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>>41600546
Jenny, my beloved.
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>>41663459
Non classical brain functuons?
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I'm saving your thread.

>>41600546
I want to see pregnant robot mares.
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here's your freshly assigned hooman Pinkiebot. AIgod didn't want you to feel lonely
https://files.catbox.moe/fvxo3z.png
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>>41664670
she's too flat
i want a spindles-tier tiddymonster please
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>>41664747
>fully customizable chest
aight, i'll see what i can do
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>>41664747
>AIGod frowns upon your request because of how pointless it is but takes Pinkiebot away and soon delivers an upgraded version to you
https://files.catbox.moe/eoil0l.png
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>>41663994
Wacky term to sound wackier.
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>>41663117
They've been at it for YEARS and they barely have anything to show for it. Sweetiebot is their T-14 lmao



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