Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>41602835
not this time, spandex poster
>>41610691Um... Amen?
>>41611417>he thought posting a picture of Dash bending it over in her yoga pants before the blessed spandex butt did anything but make us harder
Post screencaps of Rainbow having more tits than people would assume.
>>41611688Posting the goat
>>41611742Also even in 2013 when the animation was shit, they believed Dash was large chested.
>>41611688First one that comes to mind.
>>41611742>>41611747FUG I was late...
>>41611751Kek great minds post alike
Rainbow is a cute! A CUTE!
don't die yet
>>41611463Amen
>>41614844Et in buttula buttulorum
>>41615714Chicken breast, yum!
Bump
>“You think you can step into the ring with Rainbow Diva and survive? I’ll have you on your back in 10 seconds flat!”
>>41616416God I wish she had me in the ring for 3 minutes of "playtime"
>>41615714do girls do this irl if there flat enough
>>41616617I've only ever seen female family members without a shirt on when we were kids, the only time I've ever seen adult female without a shirt on by the beach, she had zipper tits, so I can't even count that.
>>41616617That one female basketball player that was arrested by Russia for having marijuana did, and posted her videos of her playing shirtless onto Tiktok without it violating any nudity or decency laws.
>>41617282Flutters you little shit
Make out sesh
>“Cmon dude enough with this. I already told you I’m into girls. What happened last time….and before that…..and before that…. And be-look , it was just an experiment. And the experiments over. No more sex ok? I mean it
>>41619981She'll be down for another experiment when I get this cider in her belly
>”I love you, Dashie.”>”I know that! I’m the best, after all!”>”I don’t just love you because you’re the best.”>”What do you mean, Nonny?”>”Even if you got lost place in everything you tried, I would still love you.”>”… No. No, you wouldn’t. Nobody loved me before I was the best and coolest…”>”Your parents did. Fluttershy did.”>”My parents are weirdos! And Fluttershy is Fluttershy, she doesn’t count!”>”I love seeing how much you win, Dashie, don’t get me wrong, but…”>”… But…?”>”… I love how you never give up more. That you never gave up on me, too.”>”… I’ll never give up on you, Nonny.”>”I know.”>”… I mean, I’m the awesomest Element of Loyalty. I’m the best there is at it!”>”… I’ve never met anyone better than you, to be honest.”>”Good! If you said you had, I’d have to kick both of your butts for lying!”
AWESOME AS I WANNA BE
>>41616416>"Wait, what do you mean I have to job to Fluttershy in a Bra and Panties match? I think the audience would rather see Hootershy in all her glory than me without my spandex on...don't you think so? N-no, I'm not embarrassed!
>>41619987>The only time rainbow is straight is when she’s drunk.Deep down, she loves sausage. But the world can never know she enjoys getting cock slammed.
>>41619317We see you Katrina, stop hiding
>>41621424Nobody's hiding anything in this thread.
>>41621424Lmao
>“What?! No way! We can’t do that unless we’re married!”
Booty
>>41622163RAINBOW FOR GODS SAKES TAKE MY HAND!
>>41610684those proportions...
>>41622321Long legs with a little waist makes Dashie the perfect female
>>41620880Many such cases
>>41622494Why are lesbians like this man?
>>41622524Women are naturally attracted to anything dominant, which is why you don't see two lesbians that are Victoria's Secret models scissoring with each other IRL. Instead, the lesbians have a more conventionally female partner, and a more conventionally male partner. The latter ranges from "tomboy" to "butch" with a spectrum of traits in between. Despite most of these individuals being adamant that gender roles are enforced by society and institutions, they continue to perpetuate the same so-called "myths" themselves, because biology exists before culture. Culture is derived from what biology sees.Anecdotally, this is why more and more women over the age of 18 are being infantilized, because older women feel threatened by the younger competition. Biology before culture means that the old hags are now saying that a 28 year-old man dating a 21 year-old woman (who is able to go to war, drink, smoke, and vote) is pedophilia. Meanwhile, after the French Revolution obliterated the European population, the norms were different. Again, biology before culture. Europe desperately needed to repopulate. That is when the norm "half one's age, plus 7" began to emerge. Back then, it would not have been considered scandalous for a 50 year-old man to be bedding a 32 year-old widowed lady to produce children. Today, it's considered beyond the pale.
Abs...
>>41622661>Women are naturally attracted to anything dominantShit, I noticed you can get more out of women by almost having a bully atittude toward them compared to being nice to them, I told an anon in here earlier, Dash doesn't want a guy to comply, she wants a guy to compete.
>>41622661>you don't see two lesbians that are Victoria's Secret models scissoring with each other IRL. Instead, the lesbians have a more conventionally female partner, and a more conventionally male partnerpicrel exists you know
>>41623927By your logic, everyone who waves the nazi flag looks like a male model straight out of a Hugo Boss catalog, and everyone who bares the black nationalist flag is straight out of a blacked porn video.
>>41623959that was your logic
>>41623975I apologize for wasting my time then, I wasn't aware that you had no logic in this argument.
>>41624243Juicy ass Dash thighs
>>41624110you're not as smart as you think you are
How does RD feel that Rich won the race?
>>41625363Dash probably wouldn't care because she woke up as herself and she's still awesome.
Bonk
>>41623927They are a minority within a minority.
>>41623927Don't be stupid anonymous.Every lesbian craves a good cock. They just do it in secret
>>41615714I really want to come there she tell both of them "nice tits"
>>41626225Cute hair
STRETCH
>>41630911Her spandex shorts be like "help me" trying to contain all that blue butt
>>41631029unf
I litterally got nothing to bump with... And I really want to see EQG Rainbow Dash Thread hit 500 at least once.
>>41633748>other hand is forming a fist
>>41635334>tfw circle game>tfw can't stop looking at Dash's shorts>tfw she keeps getting me
>>41635375>she keeps hitting your forearm each time until it's pulverized
>>41637323Admiring the views.
Rainbow secretly wears her lucky pair of Daring Do panties to state championship games
>>41638798God I wanna bully her about those panties even though that ass phat, watch my Dashie turn from blue to red.
>>41622244Jej
>>41638798God I wanna appreciate her for those panties especially since that ass phat, watch my Dashie be a proud fan of Daring Do.
>>41638798>*SMACK*
>>41639501I just hope that Dashie would be cool with ass squeezing her butt or smacking in a loving way, she's kinda sensitive with the whole Crash thing .
>>41639517As someone who dated a tomboy that loved pegging dudes, RD would absolutely hate getting her butt touched, but she would still regularly present it and then use your actions as cassus belli to start wrestling you in hopes of getting to bruise your behind “justifiably”.
>>41639533I will accept Dash's invitation to a fistfight or a wrestling match if that's what it takes to continue groping.
bamp
>>41640705what's the point of wearing both?
>>41641177Dash thinks if she wears spandex shorts, then we can't get those sweet upskirts, but unfortunately for her, I'm just gonna get a look at her butt even more becsuse that's my fucking fetish.Either that or it's to prevent chafing on an athletic female.
>>41641293Based lycra enjoyer
>>41641293>>41641675Based indeed.
>>41642535It was a bet