This big mare walks up to you and says she sees potential. She says you’re going to train day and night to be a worthy husband for her and that you will bless her with foals who can chew stone and punch tree trunks into woodchips. She also says your pelvis won’t survive the ordeal.
>>41612867sorry, I'm married
>>41612867>tfw she does this to you
>>41612867Any news from the green writers of the last thread? They and the drawfriend did good.
>>41612867I want my foals to be able to chew stone.
Imagine her passing gas
>>41612867>who can chew stone and punch tree trunks
>>41612867>>41612927Good thing healing magic exists in Equestria.
>>41612867Stella chads we're back at it again.
>>41612867"What if I say no?"
>>41613744Die in a fire.
>>41614326Then you get snu-snu'd
>>41614196I love the way you draw this mare
It's nice to see Steela finally getting some more attention. She's criminally underrated.
Up.
Big strong mares.
>>41613744Goo is that you
Oh my-y-y-y-y...
>>41616555>>41612867Okay, but what does she look like when she's not trying to appear unhinged?
>>41616969UNHINGED?Steela is a WARRIOR!
Would you go on adventures in Tamriel with her? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5sTI_zBg40
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>>41617050For sure. Someone must keep her safe.
>>41617134These drawings are pure gold.
>>41614196>>41616555imagine her in heat
>>41618321Your bones would be in peril.
>>41617134Is she a good cook though
I want her to crush my head under her plot while getting a mustache ride...
>>41612867Serious question. Would big mare be disappointed by my proportionally smaller penis (due to our physical size difference)? How to overcome this and ensure that big mare gets the pleasure from lovemaking that she deserves and that I want to give her?
>>41618891I don't think the size of one's body is generally an indicator of the size of one's genitals. A big mare's horsepussy is probably roughly the same size as that of a regular sized mare, so if your size is good enough for one then it should be good enough for the other. If you're still concerned, you can surely please her with your tongue.
>>41612867>She says you’re going to train day and nightFuck that. Not worth the effort. I'll find another mare.
>>41619028>he wants a mare, but he's unwilling to be the best he can be for herngmi
>>41619028What a weak display.
>>41619028Mares can see into your heart she wouldn’t even approach you. None of them would.
>>41618762She'd certainly be experienced. Her access to ingredients is probably limited in ancient Equestria though.
>>41617017And that makes her awesome.
Big mare bump.
>>41619826Alot of our hearts look will look like nuclear reactors on the verge of meltdown.
>>41622243Probably. That doesn't mean they're beyond saving yet though.
>>41622243As long as you aren't evil or a complete fucking faggot theyll give you a chance. They gave a demented chaos abomination a chance.
>>41623002>They gave a demented chaos abomination a chance.Several, even.
>>41618891You just need to get creative, such as, using a different part your body as a substituteIt won’t be hard since, big mare means bigger “everything”
>>41612867Does she have teats of steel?
>she keeps bucking your balls because she wants her foals to be battle hardened before they're even conceived
>>41624081Imagine watching her feed your foals with her rich, nutrient dense milk.
>>41624112Where is this from!?Me need sauce!
>>41624199>>>/mlp/
>>41624163A dream come true.
>>41624201Unironically. This thread was a gold mine.
>>41624112God, I wish that were me.
>>41618762You had to be at least decent back in the day. And porridge is easy to make
>>41613710I have been procrastinating a bit due to stuff with changing the type of my work contract from mandate to a regular employment and I had a lot of paperwork to deal with but I haven't forgotten.
>>41626441Thanks for the heads up. And please don't feel rushed.
>>41624112Imagine the warmth
>>41627114Smothering in a good kind of way.
>>41627423She'd be a great snuggler
>>41628015>Even her hugs are a workoutI can imagine that.
Bump
>>41624088Making you sterile before you can make foals doesn't sound like the master plan you think it is.
>>41628751The snuggles are a pre workout
>>41630182Even better.
>>41617050Big butt
>>41617134I want to have a nice meal together with her.I'll bring the wine.
>>41631299Well toned and muscular.
>>41612927Me on the left
>>41632576Me on the right.
>>41632576>>41632766Me still on the mare.
>>41612927Me already ground to dust.
>>41632952It's the right way to go.
>>41612867>this big mare walks up to you and slaps your assWhat does your waifu do?
>>41633576... I'm evacuating
Big Mare Lovers:(You) must choose:Steela Oresdotter?Or Nordpone?
>>41633775https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBEcfx8aL7o
>>41633775Steela. Not just because I began writing a greentext about her but also because she is cute.
>>41633848>"Cute? What is cute?"
>>41634095You realize that even sitting like this, Nordpone is still eye-to-eye with you.She BEEG.
>>41634100She probably weighs 1000lb
>>41612867Sacking Canterlot in 410AD with a horde of barbarian earthmares
>>41634191Don't you mean Cantertrot?
>mares so big they can pin you to the ground and have their way with you>she doesn't hurt you, but she puts just enough pressure on you to remind you that she's in charge
>>41634740Steela commands enough authority without it. The leader of the Mighty Helm tends to do that.
>>41634740So a mare basically does this?
>>41633848Nordpone is cute too. They're both precious.
>>41635473They have the weight and the strength, and if you read the RGRE greens, yes. They do that quite a bit.
>>41636045What's up with the breezie up there?
>>41634152Haha! Fatty-ACK
>>41636224I am being kidnapped!
>>41635860Yeah it's true. Gingers are cute.
>>41636224Part of the criminal gang Nordpone fought to rescue Anon.
>>41637062Only the pone ones.
bump
>>41636712Wait, we have breezies posting on the board?You know the rules. Post hooves.
>>41637094But why did Nordmare take this one but ditched the rest? The headband mare looks hotter to me. Or the little one fought braver than the others?
>>41612867"I don't care. There is nothing you could possibly teach me, that I haven't already learned from my waifu"
>>41638288She’s the gang leader.
>>41638482Steela isn't irradiated though.
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>>41640184She looks like she needs a hug.
>>41641054She's a mighty mare but that doesn't mean there isn't some weight in her heart.
>>41641315A heart of gold is heavy, after all.
>>41638482Jesus. I imagine her voice is more masculine than that of almost every stallion.This is a mare, right?
>>41640838P
>>41642609U
>>41642137 it is a mare, a battle mareher creater, Phoenix_Dragon, commented on her voice:"The huge, heavily armored mare is deep, gravely, and powerful. I'm coming up blank on people or characters to compare her to. She sounds huge. And probably very unfriendly, too. The perfect voice for her would probably be pretty hard to find a voice actor for, I imagine. I'm not sure how you'd end up with such a naturally deep female voice. If Sickle were a human, she'd be on-par with some of the biggest strongmen (Not women) in the world, and she sounds it. Heck, she might need a male voice actor, and even then she'd be pretty far on the deep end“.
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>>41642888Yeah, that mare wears the pants.Also checked.
>>41642975U
stay up need to update Nine green
>>41643528Thank you for your service.
>>41642995S
>>41643802Ya fucked it up ya dingus.
>>41644084I couldn't even be mad if she accidentally did that to me.
>>41644084>the green covering Anons entire body is actually hair Is Anon the Grinch?
>>41643802T
>>41644827you don't have green hair?!FAKE ANON, CATCH HIM
>>41645158>Just'd the mareWhy though?
>>41633775>"Y'know, I have a beauty waiting for me back at the village. If we ever make it back. Well dressed, smells nice. Almost as tall as you.">Steela makes a dead stop and swings around to Nordpone.>>"Anonymous? You're with Anon of-bucking-Earth?">Nordpone blushes in embarrassment.>"W-well not yet. But I see the way he looks at me!">>"How does he look at you? Like he's going to flee if you keep staring at him?">"You do know him!"
>>41645898>Anonymous and Anonymous looked at the two arguing mares. >"Big mare?" >"Big mare." Nodded the other one. >And that's how they became fast friends
>>41646124The best outcome.
>>41643528based, I can't wait
>>41646540The only outcome
>>41645255Green isn't his color.
Upping the big mares.
>>41644827This specific rgre Anon? He is.
>>41648056Who?
>>41648056Is there green?
>>41638482>>41642888sickle was fucking awesome in that story, probably the best part of it when you get to know hershe was always described as a towering scarred mountain of mare and armor plating cool to see her here with how obscure she kinda feels like
>>41649662This is fine.
>>41649662This is not fine.
>>41649662Don’t threaten me with a good time.
>>41650094Fuck off
>>41650193Would you a G% mare if she was huge?
As always dogniggers can only shit up unrelated threads.
>>41650292Living in any iteration of G5 sounds like hell. It's like an afterthought of something that was great once but has fallen far from glory and will never be able to regain even a fraction of its beauty ever again.
>>41650094I know it may be controversial but Izzy is pretty cute.
>>41650810You've never actually watched any of it, have you?You're just recycling the cool kids' opinions.
>>41650990I lost interest after five minutes of the movie.
UP
Potato
>>41612927
>>41653176Apt.
WAKEY WAKEY!
>>41653575https://youtu.be/MudFSiyOglI>Scotsmare
>>41653640A more appropriate tune for this lot:> https://youtu.be/1XOrotJo3H4
Bomp.
bumparooni
>>41653575I don't see the issue. The pipes are a cool instrument.
>>41655225That was my page 8 boom this morning.
>>41655521Fair. So like mine now.
(bump general)
>>41643528Where is the green anon?
>>41656381It’s up me fuckin sphincter.
>>41656394That's pretty counter productive.
>>41656367Yes.
>>41651379This guy loves to live dangerously.
Love me big mares.
>>41658852Steela is precious.
>>41659329Me tongue...
>>41658852Steela is truly the best.
>>41658852God, she's hot.
>>41640184I wanna treat her scars.
>>41656367Yeah.
Still holding out for >green
>>41659360>9giant rump bump
>>41662959Doing my part.
>>41662459Looks like it isn't happening any time soon.
>>41663915I am actually writing
