which flagfag is the worst kind of poster? my answer is sunshit shimmer
>>41641021Is this a real photo or do you think the prison warden's son just kinda forced him to take the photo with their collection
>>41641021checks out, eqg fags are generally the worst and most hated out of everything
>>41641022anon, this nigga runs the place. look in those cold eyes.
>>41641021>any eqg shitWorst of the worst>DashflaggotRetarded but endearing>TwiflagBased twichad t. twifag>GlimflagRetarded brapfag, do not engage>Redheart flagBased and kiwipilled
I don't use / notice flags most of the time
>>41641021not me
sup guys, how's every creature doing?
>>41641040they're creatures they don't talk
>>41641050what the fuck would you know you stupid rockfag HAHAHAAH shut up and get fucked on
>>41641057So awesome dashie
do not speak to Trixiebros, half of us don't even like her
>>41641021all?
>>41641089and 41% kill themselves
>>41641022>be me, Esteban "Lil' Shiv" Gutierrez >doing nickel in San Quentin for assault and battery >wake up one morning to sound of heavy breathing >300lb neckbeard in Fedora™ standing next to my bunk>holding one of those happy meal girl toys>"Greetings, m'convict," he wheezes>WhatTheFuck.jpg>"I require thine participation in an artistic endeavor""Ey ese, you best step back before I shank you with this toothbrush, comprende!?">He ignores the threat, places plastic horse on my pillow>"You see, the warden is my father. He does not understand my devotion to Equestria.">mfw the Warden lets his NEET son wander the prison>He pulls out phone, opens camera app>"I desire a photograph of you with my collection. For posterity, you understand.">Hell nah. I ain't no brony bitch.>I throw off blanket, revealing shirtless tatted torso"Fuck off pendejo, before I go loco on your ass">He sighs, ass-crack peeking out from ill-fitting sweatpants>"I feared you would be uncooperative. I spoke with father. He is willing to commute your sentence...">Dios mío. Is this mijó serious?>"...in exchange for your artistic collaboration.">I can feel my eye start to twitch>Last thing I wanna do is pose with this fool's dolls>But shit, man... Walking outta here would be tight >Swallow my pride, sit up slowly"Alright, mane. I'll do it. But you best make it quick.">He grins, rancid Dorito breath hitting me in the face>Starts posing me with different ponies>"Yes, yes! Rainbow Dash on the left! Now caress Fluttershy, gently! GENTLY!">Pinche puto. This gonna be a long day.>After an hour, he's finally satisfied>"Excellent! The other ay-nons on slash em-ell-pee will be most appreciative!">He waddles away, leaving me with armful of technicolor equines>mfw I can already hear the clowning from the homies across the cell block>Throw ponies under bed, lay back down>Gonna shank that vato if he shows his face again
>>41641037hi dashie
>>41641021Flaggots generally follow the traits of the characters they flag>TwiflagBig ego, thinks they're hot shit, seems to crop up the most out of all flag types>RariflagAttention whore, temperamental, either whines or has schizo outbursts, gets off on being bullied>DashflagHorny or retarded, usually both. Content to spam decade-old memes and stroke their cocks>PonkflagsKinda strange, keep to themselves, generally among the better flags>AppleflagsSimilar to Ponkflags, but more isolationist / prideful like Americans>FlutterflagsAbsolute shit like worst M6, either massive crying bitches or futa spammers>ShimmerflagsShat on by literally every non-EqG watcher despite never really doing anything, smugly self-satisfied at the seethe, doesn't excuse non-pony>TrixieflagsEither complete wackjob schizo tranny bullshit, troll who doesn't actually like her like >>41641089, or completely chill and normal>RockflagActually autistic, even among the autists. Has fundamental misunderstandings about social interaction>GlimmerflagsEven bigger attention whores than Rariflags, most posting is deliberate provocation, natural contrarians who thrive under scorn>ParaspriteThinks they're unique and cool for picking a one-off little bug creature, they're all actually equally worthless>MoonflagsEmotional bitches, but they keep to themselves>SunflagsSun-sized mommy issues, WILL make sure that you're aware of them
>>41641119>flutterflags are either spammers or crybabiesholy shit i never realized how true this is.
>>41641119Rarity's eyes are out of sync with each other here
>>41641021Babsneed.
>>41641128If you pick any flag beyond the M6 or supporting characters you're just a pick me gorl who wants to be quirky and goonique
>>41641119All correct except Shimmerflags, which are closer to Trixiefags in that they're either extremely obnoxious, smug shitposters, or just normal.
>>41641021As a sporadic Babs flag user, I've become suspicious of some other Babs flags being overly belligerent.
>>41641141Also shimmer is extremely closely related to LGBTQ and transformation stuff, so the mental illness is basically preordained.
I love the smell of shit btw
I just like the kirin.
>>41641167most normal glimglam poster btw
>>41641100Let me take a crack at this>be me, 400lb prison warden's son>living in dad's house at 35>spend all day on /mlp/ posting Twilight lewds>dad constantly threatening to cut off tendies supply if I don't "contribute">get idea>waddle down to prison yard during visiting hours>spot biggest, meanest looking ese in yard"h-hey there fren">he looks up from bench pressing>"que pasa, gordito?">pull out Rainbow Dash figure from cargo shorts"w-would you like to be part of a really cool photo?">his homies start laughing>"nah ese, I ain't about that vida pony">start crying>dad appears>"Son, stop bothering the inmates""B-BUT DAAAAD I NEED THIS FOR MY THREAD">dad sighs deeply>"Miguel, please just... help him out. I'll add extra yard time">Miguel looks at dad, then at my tears, then at plushie>"...pinche madre, fine">take him to my collection room in administrative wing>spent college fund on rare variants>Miguel actually starts looking interested>"ay, that Princess Luna limited edition... muy bonita">mfw he knows her name>turns out he used to watch with his daughter before inside>take photo>post on /mlp/>Miguel now requests weekly viewing sessions>dad completely confused but allows it>prison's violence rates drop 80%>friendship really is magic>except thread calls photo fake and gay anyway>such is life on /mlp/
>>41641021Flag tierlist
hard to choose. There are just so many to hate.
>>41641119don't forget that twiflags are also prone to make slide threads that they swear up and down aren't slide threads because they could write an essay about the shitty and hyper-specific OP subject (but probably won't, forcing us to try to figure out how to pad it out)
>>41641100>>41641216gay is just another word for happy, so if i can go in and be happy with other prisoners, how is friendship not magic.
>>41641119>or futa spammersAre you Kassaz? The only futa-spamming flutterflaggot I know is in the /fimfic/ thread.>>Rariflag>Attention whoreOh, yeah, it's definitely you. At least you're somewhat self aware.
>>41641119>Twiflag>Big ego, thinks they're hot shitStaying true to their waifu.
>>41641119>Flaggots generally follow the traits of the characters they flag>anon flags act like faggy autists>anonfilly flags act like much more immature faggy autists>golly flags are sociopaths>daybreaker flags are either unconcerned shitposters or just there to kiss her ass>derpy flags are fun retards>gilda flags are abrasive dicks>nmm flags try to appear cooler than they are>cadance flags are airheaded fun shitposters>bug flags are completely delusional nutjobs>og luna flags no longer existChecks out.
>TwiflagsAssholes most of the time.>AppulflagsUsually pretty nice. Not very funny. Mature, but kind of a stick in the mud.>DashflagsThey’re self aware and pretty funny. I like their “pretending to be retarded” meme. It’s cute.>RariflagsI think most rarifags are pretty chill, but the ones who put on the flag are obnoxious faggots.>FlutterflagsIdk. I rarely see them desu.
every flagfag needs to be plapped
>>41641659Unf~~
>>41641679Flag checks out
I don't know, but I do know I'm at the top. Just a white man with a fart fetish, who's very existence makes others(browns) seethe and shit their pants.
>>41641679PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>41641021Twifags are the worst, no doubt
>>41641695Ha! You thought you were plapping a filly, but it was me, changeling!
>>41641021>TwifagsThey enter any thread with a shit eating grin and ruin it.
>>41641021I just know that dashflags tend to act, or be, pretty retarded
>>41641702PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>41641021>Be Carlito "Pequeno" Hernandez>hardest gangbanger in the block>Money>Drugs>Cigarettes>Mean nothing to me>My true passion is little ponies>I have been collecting them since 2007>Skinhead captain wants to make peace>He gives me a rare Princess Celestia brushable that has an irregular brush I have been searching for five years for>We threaten the warden>We rule the prison>Friendship truly is magic
i wish she had a personality
>>41641021Why do most posters not use a flag, save for a joke? You could say, "oh they're identifying,", but that's only really the case if hardly anyone is using them or you are using a really unpopular one. Even then, it's not like a trip, or even a name.
>>41641846Identifying as a collective still exists. People like existing in groups.
>>41641021usually raritards for me.
>>41641119>>41641128you'd be whining too if you got fucked over by the show and fandom for almost the entire duration of the show like they did and still do.
Cool thread, but I think we should talk about filly sex instead.
>>41641846/mlp/ is extremely judgemental. Simply replying with a picture of Applejack will get you accused of being an Applefag that believes in x, y, z, and invite backlash or risk dishonor to your waifu. I generally try to keep the ponies I post and flags I use varied for that reason.
>>41641302I know there's one Golly flaggot who seems to be literally insane.
>>41641981FILLIES ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>41641021I don't really give a shit about flaggots. retards will be retards no matter what flag they use.But there's one based Twiflaggot who mindbroke someone so hard he shits his pants in every Twilight thread. It's fucking hilarious.
>>41642086Oops, forgot my flag.
>>41642082>not fursexualThen why do they keep molesting their plushies, hmm?
>>41642082are you sure?
>>41641966based sweetieflagger
i like that one cheerilee flaggot
>>41641981giwtwm
>>41641976it's true, I feel constrained sometimes with what reaction image I can use because I'll be called xyz-fag for it
>>416418461-I forget most of the time2-fags will see my flag and acuse me of not being objective
>>41641846Might as well be a name faggot and use trips at that point you utter gay-ass troon.
>>41641976>risk dishonor to your waifuI can understand this. Probably best or better, then, only to use her flag when posting something she would be proud of. Still, that leaves a good number of other flags you could use for your regular, shameful posting. Who is your waifu? >>41642917It's a neat feature unique to this board, and outside looking in, it seems like you guys take it for granted. I guess if you're posting on a phone it would be a bit of a pain to turn a flag on when you post, but if you're on a computer it's even easyer than attaching an image. >fags will see my flag and acuse me of not being objectiveSo what?
>>41643005this board is small enough that flagfagging is practically name/tripfaggingthe only legitimate use I've seen for it is roleplaying, which is banned on this board
>>41641976>risk dishonor to your waifuThis is exactly why I don't rep her flag 24/7. Like you said, keeping the reaction images varied is good too. Not just to avoid backlash/dishonour, but because forcing myself to use different ones can be more fun that going straight to the tried and true ones I've used before (Even if it's hard to resist posting more images of her all the time).
>>41641302>bug flags are completely delusional nutjobscan conform
hi everyone
>>41641148>using the bully character flag to convey bullyingwhodathunk
Gilda is objectively the worst character.>she shat on ponko po>is carpet munching gabby or whoever>she shat on ponko podid I miss anything?
>>41641021>>41643521Yep, I'm the best
>>41643274>can conform
https://ponepaste.org/raw/6796Here's a script that lets you randomize your flag with each post.
>>41642816PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>41643669can you make a script that um, can make people like who I am and find me funny. You know what, just forget I asked, nevermind.
>>41644334your post made me giggle. you sound like a nice anon
>>41644336nigger :)
>>41644340>anon rejects my poor attempt at cheering him up
>>41641267Im surprised the havent cried hard enough to janny yet over your true post
>>41643013I don't believe you.>>41643107You don't have to use your waifu's flag exclusively. You could put on a flag that matches your image, or just a random one for the fun of it. >>41643669Awesome.
>>41644367I'd let you cheer me up, anon.
>>41644945
sunny starscout
>>41643669Maybe this can finally start catching on.
>>41641021rainbow dashthey only have one fucking joke and it's "unf dashie plap plap"
>>41643005It's Babs and Applejack. I personally would rather not burden shameful posts onto other ponies like false flags. Not a very Apple thing to do.
>>41641021I mean, imagine that shitposter anon turning into Coco. One moment he was a self-satisfied faggot shitting up the board, the next moment he's a soft-spoken, shy, demure and submissive pastel mare. He's gonna be utterly confused and disoriented.And suddenly he will feel anon dick in his brand new marepussy - which he might not even had realised he had yet. Barely able to process what's going on, he's going to be a far cry from being able to resist in any way. But the sensations - the feeling of being penetrated, the sheer pleasure of having his completely brand new horsepussy pleasured, an utterly unfamiliar yet indescribable feeling - will leave him absolutely overwhelmed and short-circuiting.And as anon settles into a rythm, maybe the new Coco starts slowly processing what's happening, thoughts working at a glacial pace amid the sensory overload of unfamiliar but overwhelming pleasure. And yet, perhaps she will even subconsciously start sticking to character, playing the part of the submissive, shy mare that she is like a good girl. After all, our appearance can influence our behaviour; looking unkempt can make one unhappier and more uncaring, looking prim and proper can actually be beneficial for motivation, and, well, if you look like Coco Pommel, then maybe the natural course of action is to breathe out "T-thank you, sir..." when anon has finished fucking your brains out and you're left laying in a puddle of your juices, mind completely melted from the experience, floating in a hazy bliss.
>>41645850>marepussyfake coco fan
>>41641833Every g5flag poster is based, they never let a nigger on the flag list, unlike g4flags.
>>41645850You have such talent to write and yet waste it on a background character. Sad. Also you're using a Coco flag which means you were self-inserting as a woman. Cringe!
>>41646193it's a /ptfg/ copypasta you dip
>>41646202Wouldn't know because I don't visit >>>/lgbt/ threads
>>41645856this
