What will you do with your pony stuff when you grow old?
eat it
>>41656953Just toss it into the ocean like I do with old phones and computers :)
>>41656953I will be buried with it
I have a cutie mark tattoo that I will live with forever. As for my stuff, well it probably end up in a box and be shuffled away until it is exhumed by my family after my death.
Can't be from Ben. It lacks all the tags and names everywhere in the pic
>>41656953Well, the Mary I bought from Bad Dragon will remain close to my bed until I'm unable to use it, and then it will go in a dumpster. I don't have any actual mlp stuff.
>>41657075How is the Mary? I bought the Rowan and it’s alright, but I thought about trying the Mary.
>>41657186get the American Meat horse toy instead, it's much better and comes with ponut.t. degenerate who owns both
>>41656953I'm already old
>>41657203I had really high hopes for the Rowan, but I’ll look into that “American meat horse” lol. I appreciate the recommendation. Long story short i broke the anus on the Rowan the first night I got it.
>>41657260>nonny's cocky-wocky is strong enough to break a lesser brand's buttH-Hawt...
>>41657298I have a few BD toys that have never done me wrong, but I would assume what happened with my Rowan was user error. That’s why their masterbator toys don’t come with a warranty. I’m not proud of what I did.
>>41656953Old farts put these things on their shelves and occasionally use them as props for skits and other forms of 'adult' toy play.
my home office is my space and it will be covered in pony merch til I die or my pony merch wears out and can't be replaced
>>41656953I don't plan on getting old. I already know what I'm gonna do with my marecoin when I kick the bucket, but I still need to figure out where my plushies are gonna go.
>>41657575>I don't plan on getting oldBased vampire.
>>41656953I'll never not be a horsefucker, so I'll want my friends to put everything on a funeral pyre and set it all alight. I don't want any of my plushies to waste away in a thrift store. Better to be reduced to ash.
>>41658090>not having your plushies in your coffin next to you
>>41658095Coffins are too boring, and I wouldn't be able to fit all of them in. Cremation on a pyre or a Tibetian sky burial would be better.
>>41658143>Imagine NOT having your bones to be grinded into a bone meal to be used as a food supplementary for real ponies
Put me in a sarcophagus and seal me up in a labyrinthian crypt with my pony treasures like a pharaoh.
Take it to Equestria
>>41656953Keep it, because I'm not a fucking coward
>>41656953Original?
>>41657217How old are you?
>>41658090This. The thought of my LS plushie eventually rotting in some landfill is horrifying. I'll get cremated and so will my pony stuff.
Is it cruel to have my life-sized waifu buried with me? I plan on doing it when we die.
>>4165928530
>>41656953I'll give it away to random people to ensure pony never dies.
>>41659372Well you're not alone.34 and a wizard
>>41656953Besides some stuff that I intend to keep close to me till the day I die, I intend to give it all away, poni is happiness and I want other people to experience a piece of the happiness that poni gave me
>>4165940033 next month and I still love mares
>>41659372You're young...
>>41659372>>41659400>>41660325bros you’re so not oldyouth lasts as long as you let ituntil like 60-ish, at that point you’re old, no appeal
>>41659400hello, fellow same-ager
>>41660481>30>not old Alright grandpa time for bed
>>41659372You're not old. Don't let zoomers say otherwise
>>41660649
>>41660649bruh im 29
>>41659400Fuck, I'm 20 but I hope I don't become a wizard too, but it seems inevitable.
>>41656991Which cutie mark?
>>41661197find another pure anon here and then take each others' virginity
>>41661226it doesn't count if you do it with a guy. r-right??
>>41656953I remember watching an mlp reactuber in 2014 or so saying that they would never leave the fandom even if the show ends. I remember thinking to myself that's impossible, that people's interests change and the fandom wouldn't last forever. 10 years later, he's disappeared from the face of the earth and I'm still here.
>>41656953Simple, I don't actually own any pony stuff.
>>41656953>implying that the ride will end>>41661243Why not?
>>41657075Toys have a limited lifespan before they start growing mold or wears out, so i think i won't fear having it at the end of life, because they'll be in the bin long before that
>>41661238Man so many brony musicians i used to listen to have just droped off the face of the earth like this dude called spinning rhythm channel gone ect
>>41656953Display my figures and dvds cuddle my plushies like im doing down idk love pony for ever and ever!
>>41661284>Why not?Well I don't own a lot of merch in general for things I like, plus I wouldn't really know what to get.
>>41661226>>41661230that would be gay
>>41656973fpbp
>>41656953Its something I fear almost as much as dying itself as much as I love my lil vinyl figures I dont want them to rot in some storage box or landfill but I also dont want them to suffer next to my rotting corpse either I do plan on having MLPFiM full series play on loop next to my death bed as I slip into the void
>>41661313I don't really have a huge pony collection, but I have a couple shirts and a Twi plushie. It is worth it though, and it pisses off my roommate as a plus
>>41656953Sit back and look at all the weird-ass shit Gen Alphas and Betas will be doing that make me look normal by comparison.
>>41661197>>41661226>be me, 19>find a girl even more desperate and autistic than I am>lose virginity to her some months later>keep up the relationship for a few months even though I don't like her, still try to be the best boyfriend I can, also regular sex>it backfires because when I finally do break up with her, she melts down since she thought I was basically her only shot at love>get a 300-word text from her 10 months later out of the blue>delete it without readingSorry for blogposting but 3dpd is totally unironically not worth it in the long term. Have sex once (if you can) to break your illusions, but once you do you'll go right back to fucking ponies. It's maybe 30% better than just jacking off, and most of it is the emotional aspect. You can achieve the same or better sensation by hardcore waifufagging. Also don't lead women on if you plan to break up with them, there's no such thing as a soft landing so just do it fast and hard. Learned that the hard way.
>>41661470>have sex once to break delusionsI could've banged a girl with oneitis for me. She'd have flown 1200 miles to ride my dick. I wanted to be cautious and I always had an understanding of how things are. I didn't need to break any delusions. Eventually we broke off and now I'm 26 and still pure for my waifu.
>>41661470mean
>>41656953>getting old>having grand kidshighly unlikely>>41659372that's not even old >>41661197desu, don't bother yourself with the kind of stuff.at some point in your life you would rather have free time off at work
Stress out
>>41661905We've become schizos
>>41661470>Have sex once (if you can) to break your illusionsThis is so true. Funny how guys worry about having sex so much until they actually get it. All it takes is one or two tries to realize how worthless it really is, but nobody is convinced until they try it out.
>>41661972It is, but having an emotional connection with someone isn't. Unfortunately, it seems like having one with a woman is pretty much impossible in this world.
>>41661972i don't want to have sex. i want to make love
>>41661308It's often the case that people who craft stuff have more interest in their craft than the subject matter of any particular project. Conversely, people who are exclusively interested in ponies often have mediocre dedication to crafting. Or maybe it's just me being a consumer. >>41661354>MLPFiM full series>s8 comes on in your final moments>"damn, this is kind of shit">dies
>>41656953Thought about that for a long time. I dunno what life is gonna bring, I just hope I'll be able to keep some of it over the next 50-60 years. Maybe I'll give a good chunk of it away to nostalgic losers like me when we all are decrepit. If I had the choice? I'd want to be buried with my plushie. Hopefully she'll find it funny when I tell her about it in Equestria.That said>GrandchildrenNever gonna happen. My parents had 4 kids and none of us have turned them into grandparents.
>>41662765there's a lot of life still left to live anon, you never know what is coming down the barrel
>>41656953bump
>>41661470I will never have sex with 3dpd. I am already married to Marble. That would be cheating.
>>41663670Don't worry, she's used to it.
>>41656953Gave it all out to my niece
>>41661470no shit
>>41662121>It's often the case that people who craft stuff have more interest in their craft than the subject matter of any particular project. Conversely, people who are exclusively interested in ponies often have mediocre dedication to crafting.I've been going through a lot of archived pony videos and the distinction is noticeable after a while. The most obvious would be brony music, which is already ambiguously pony related half the time.
>>41656953Granpa's response:>That's how granpa can access the stuffing inside and remove it, so my big plushie can be machine washed. There's one more zipper, little dove, but you have never seen it, because it's on the head, hidden under the mane which is detachable and is held by unlockable zipties. The mane and tail are detachable, because fur requires different cleaning than minky. I also have few different sets of manes and tails, for different occasions. I got my big plush when I was young and you weren't even born and I still have her, because these zippers allow me to machine wash her easily and keep her in great condition.The future is now lads. See here how al all of this works:https://imgur.com/a/integrated-modular-mares-demo-u6blEgG
>>41656953My nephew calls me a brony every time he comes over despite my attempts to grey rock him. I’d rather he called me a lolicon because of all my anime figs then be associated with EQD/derpi/reddit bronies.I might leave all the pony stuff to him in my will as a posthumous revenge.And no, none of it is contaminated
>>41659372I bet I’m the oldest person on this board. I’m 42 (twilight race number c: )
>>41661470>30% better>>41661972>All it takes is one or two tries to realize how worthless it really isYou're just bad at sex, or she was really just that unappealing. Or a combination. Sex is great, but it's still not worth the hassle of dealing with a woman.
>>41665282Fuck off virgin.
>>41665299Let me guess, you probably wore a condom too. Babydick nerd.
>>41665310Oh god I accidentally talked to a black person
>>41665576Rookie mistake
>>41665258post fully deflated dash
>>41665576>what is pulling out>what is birth control Anyway, you sit down when you piss. You stay quiet when you cum. And you definitely look down at the ground when around niggers. Anything else I should add to your faggot list?
>>41665764>>what is pulling outNIGERRRRIANS TONGUE MY ANUS
>>41660854It’s a life size fluttershy cutie mark on my right flank. I used to be a turbo fag.
>>41665995I still am a turbo fag, I mostly just keep it to myself now.
>>41665668Mr Hadden taught me well.
>>41665764the only thing I look at when I'm around niggers is the nearest exit just in case it decides to chimp out.
>>41666061
>>41656953>fileNot enough labels
>>41665995>life size fluttershy cutie mark on my right flankBased best pony respecter
>>41666804Thank you anon, it’s been so long since I got it. Sometimes I forget it’s there.Would post proof if there’s interest
>>41667130Only if it's aesthetic, we don't need more pictures of fat retards being horsefuckers
I don't see why I couldn't keep everything indefinitely. I would regardless. Even though I recently became a wizard, if I did ever try to get with some 3DPD, she'd have to be of the personality that would accept what I like. Having to get rid of harmless things to please your girlfriend/wife is ridiculous.
>>41656991>I have a cutie mark tattooPics or your gay
>>41667141Well I’m not fat, but some would say I’m retarded. >>41667950It’s faded a bit over time, but I live with this every day.
>>41668061This is going to break vogelfag
>>41668061>Filename + no results in reverse search>It's realIs that your ass in the photo?What the fuck were you thinking anon?Did you lose a bet?I suppose at the very least you can take solace in the fact it's not terrible looking and also is of one of the best ponies.Still if I were to ever get something pony related permanently it would be more subtle and stylized.
Probably just live with it still. My gf likes it with me and we both are horse-fuckers so whatever.I'll just give the collection to whichever autistic grandchild liked pony the most.Still I won't think about it much yet I'm only 25.
>>41668107>is that your ass Yes, that is my right flank>what was I thinkingI was doing some real degen stuff. IRL role playing during sex type stuff. Like I said above I’m not proud of this. I went through a time in my life where I thought I was women, but turns out I just have a fetish for pretending to be feminine during sex. That mixed with my love of flutter amalgamated into getting that tattoo. I ended up going to therapy and now I’m a fairly normal person, I just have this as a reminder of that time in my life. I was going for realism, I wanted to be flutter shy. The internet was a mistake.
>>41666061>Little did Anon know, extracting the snowpity kills the pony>>41668061>>41668159I was gonna ask if you wore a chastity belt and crossdressed too, but this last post basically confirms that. Jeez Anon
>>41668159From the pic I can kind of imply you weren't even a very passable cute trap bro desu.I'm glad you sorted that out at least.Flutters is still amazing taste for cosplay sex tho.
>>41663685kekmarblefags btfo
>>41668061nice
>>41668159Congratulations on desisting and escaping the 41%
>>41668159>right flank>wanted to be a mareAnon watch your tongue. this all started because you watched futa
>>41668167I’ve never had a cage for my cock, never really saw the point in that. But yes I was turbo fag for a few years, and was on HRT for a little over three months. Then things kinda got out of hand and I had to move on with my life. Now I’m just average person with a secret collection of horse cock dildos. >>41668174My facial structure is mildly feminine, and when I was on HRT my Keratosis pilaris cleared up so that was nice. I’m 6 foot and some change tall though so passing was never an option. >>41668370Yeah, it really sucks you in. One day you see futa pony porn, then the next you’re getting butt plowed by random bronies who are willing to enable your delusions. And then years down the line you’re in therapy. Truly a story of modern horror. This story has a good ending though. I’m married (to a woman), have a kid, own a home, and have a decent paying job. All I had to do is quit horsing around.
>>41668548>This story has a good ending though. I’m married (to a woman), have a kid, own a home, and have a decent paying jobCongratulations! Sounds like you desisted just in time, hopefully more will follow>All I had to do is quit horsing around.Kek
Slowly get rid of it to anons who haven't got off the ride.
>>41669669What's your most prized possession
>>41665764That's just being prudent. Many animals take it as a challenge if you look them in the eyes.
>>41665764>looking down instead of manning upPussy shit.
