It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread: >>41535571
>>41675852
Best most prettiest horse
>>41675852I love her so much.
made for hmdhttps://files.catbox.moe/5noaec.png
>>41675877It's complicated, isn't it? Sometimes it feels like a curse, to fall in love with a goddess. She stole my heart.
>>41676105real
My Wife
made for smooching
>>41676200that and more
>>41675852I just wish she was here with me. I hate other people, and this existence.
>what anon sees every evening for the rest of eternity after exchangehttps://files.catbox.moe/entugs.png
>>41676649UNF
>>41676649more nightgowns
>>41676547That's not a good mindset to have.
Meh
>>41677497whats so meh
>>41676200made for having twins
>>41677491why?
>>41678443she woulsnt like taat you hate other people that might not deserve it
>>41678832>ESL
What does her whinny and neigh sound like?
>>41679236rather horsey, i'd imagine
>>41678832>she forces you to learn proper equestrian with the fillies and colts (she is the teacher)
>>41679236seductive
>>41679875>honeymoon with celly on a private beach>somedays she wakes up early and just enjoys the view of the sea, feeling extremely happy with her life
>>41679851extremely cute
>>41679236probably really soft
>>41679565Smuglestia is a treasure.
When Celestia wrote the old history books, do you think she referred to herself as white or pink?
Young celly, anyone?
>>41681450Celestia in the 80s?
>>41681450teen celly? yes please
>>41681450Define young.
>>41681450a green about Celly and Luna dealing with the first major villain of their rule when??
>>41681450depends how young
>>41681994>Celly and Luna dealing with the first major villain of their rule when??I autistically fantasize about this often. I'm the villain in these scenarios.
>>41682323I think I can guess how you imagine that they deal with you
>>41682323Guilty conscious? Or just a glutton for punishment?
What is Celestia's reaction to Canterlot getting sacked by the Goths?
>>41682425An exceedingly slow warning to the protagonist to seek help from someone that gets cut off before she can finish and actually provide the information
>>41682323and what are your motivations
>>41681450>Anon in Equestria becomes Anon in Equestria's Past after one of PurpleSmart's magical experiments goes wrong>Young Celestia falls head-over-hooves for him because reasons>Starswirl manages to send him back to the future before shit can get too out-of-hand>Doesn't even get to finish thinking that "At least that's over," before getting jumped by Present Celestia
>>41682651not that anon, but i'd wind up a Nox-tier villian siphoning magic in a desperate yet futile attempt to bridge the gap between worlds and return home
>>41682344>I think I can guess how you imagine that they deal with youThey team up and get me rock hard if you know what I mean>>41682407>Guilty conscious? Or just a glutton for punishment?Yes>>41682651>and what are your motivationsJaded monkey man loses last additional bit of hope he didn't know he still had, and he wants it back
>>41682425she calls twilight
>>41681450Go on...
>>41684247Boop on, boop double on?
>>41682323Sounds interesting I would read a green about that. Especially for the eventual redemption and marriage.
>great againS'always been great, though.
>>41684580why are they wearing socks
>>41682958Sounds like a good end to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hZKQzKZVd8
>>41685215is she a good driver?
>>41685687Is she good to drive?Yeah man! Only had like, 3 or 4 tallcans.
Happy Thanksgiving!
>>41686249I want turkey now leg nowwhats the pony equivalent of thanksgiving?
>>41685687Horses aren't good drivers in general.
>>41686350Technically hearthswarming as a kind of thanksgiving/christmas fusion
>"...Anonymous, is that Rum Cake?">"Did someone in your family make Rum Cake?"
>>41687079No :(
>>41687079God I wish
>>41687079Does she try to get smashed by rum cake?
>>41687471i want to boop noses with celestia
>10
>>41687664Would Celly even be susceptible to alcohol?
>>41688727>Celestia as written by Armando Iannuccihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNbvepjd46ASadly she's too front-and-centre to be a Malcolm Tucker, but a foul-mouthed Raven Inkwell going around cleaning up clusterfucks does speak to me.
>>41688974very
>>41689186>she's too front-and-centre to be a Malcolm TuckerShe being Celestia, I mean.
>>41687593I'd share if you were here, I took a big piece.
>>41688974all ponies are
>>41688974joblestia would die if she had beer
>>41689655>joblestiaMeh.
>>41688974I don't know. But I want to cuddle with drunklestia.
>>41690114To this day one of the best images.
>>41690114So what does she get sloshed on? Hard to imagine it's wine, a mare her size is gonna need some strong shit. I don't doubt for a second she makes her own moonshine, if not downs straight up ethanol.
>>41690417>makes her own moonshineThat seems like it'd be more Luna's thing.>only thing that can get Celestia drunk is Luna's moonshine>the Nightmare Moon incident and her sister's resulting banishment meant Celestia had to go cold turkey on top of losing her only family and having to rule all Equestria by herself
>>41690523Why would brewing moonshine only be for Luna? Because it has moon in the name? You realise moonshine isn't an actual drink right? It's just bootleg alcohol.
>>41690417Wine
>>41690417>>41690882Fine wine. I don't see someone as regal and self controlled as Celestia getting "sloshed". A moderate glass of the finest wine for discerning enjoyment, rather than guzzling back everclear/windshield washer fluid to get shittered like some back alley bum.>Inb4 teetotaler
>>41691082>someone as regal and self controlled as CelestiaKeeping in mind that she deliberately gets the Grand Galloping Gala trashed every year.
>>41691093There's trashing others and then there's trashing yourself anon....
sun butt.
>>41691101She's a big white horse goddess with a mischievous streak, I'm not gonna be talked down from the idea that she guzzles the hard stuff she brews strong enough to cause a microbial holocaust until she blacks out every once in a while. Ponies in general seem to be alcoholics going by what happens in Cider season, which isn't surprising since actual horses literally distill booze in their gut as a side product of digestion. Sunnybuns isn't some pansy aristocrat.
Celly has been the sole ruler of Equestria, for at least a thousand years, having to deal with all the bullshit that a developing society comes up with on her own.You can bet your ass she drinks like a horse.i fucking love her so much it hurts
i want her to hurt me
>>41691822why?emotionally or physically?
I love Celestia. She is my based retard who couldn't stop her sister from being autistic without banishing her for 1000 years. Am I retarded for liking her? Sure. She has no character except being the messiah who is laid low by the proof that she's just a regular person...but I also find Daybreaker sexy, so that's fine.
>>41691965it would make it feel real
We have to lure Celly back to page 1
>>41692399would she eat a steak?
>>41692406To be clear, Celestia is beyond pony norms.Would blood dissuade her from a meal?
>>41675852>"QUINCTILIUS ANONYMOUS, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!"
>>41692490>tfw you're the stupid fucking nigger that led heavy infantry into the woods and stole them from the Empress (by getting them all killed in a tragic tree accident)
>>41692412Pretty sure she wouldn't do that. It doesn't feel like it would align with her values.
>>41692646If the meat is already dead, she'd gladly eat it.
https://youtu.be/gvo2Ual-tN0?si=V1V04YsvfZ8hpJNTcute celly
>>41676105Shit is too based
>>41692853love this guys stuff
>>41692853the model is evolving
>>41692853This model looks similar to the ones that Clopician uses.
first sunday of the last month
>>41694314You don't have any grey hair. I do.
>>41694780
>>41694780i want some buns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOezfHCcgRU&ab_channel=blobCelly is LIVE bros
>>41694314never
>>41694314Fine wine.
>>41696385I would join her
>>41696380>all the timeLiterally. She's fricking immortal.And that's a good thing.
>>41696945Until you remind her that while she is, you're not
>>41696952>"I can fix that."
>>41696990Wouldn't it cause problems if she could just make people immortal whenever she wants?
>>41696992No.
>>41696993How curt.
>>41696992The way I see it, she can't actually make you immortal per se. What she can do is 'share' some of her remaining life with you. But since she's immortal, she loses nothing, unlike if a normal, albeit highly magically skilled, pony performed the same spell. Alternatively, age regression. It's not technically immortality and going back to before I'd fucked up my back would be nice.
>>41696992It's a soul-binding thing that can only be done to the person she loves.
>>41697021There's gotta be a law against binding someone's SOUL without their consent
>>41697027Why did you immediately assume it would be non-consensual?
>>41697027she makes the rules
>>41697030Because the premise of the picture that started this is that Anon is a crabby old man who won't leave his house and make friends
>>41697036Oh, right.Well anyways that doesn't matter because Celestia can consent on your behalf.
>>41696992no, why? besides she wouldnt go around making anyone immortal, only the important people in her life like her loved one
>>41697030Because it's the princess version of >rape.
>>41696990How?
>>41696380>badly rattled and at a loss for anything else to do, you turn off the lights and go to hide in a closet>who knows- maybe she'll get bored or hungry and bugger off?>TimePasses.gif>you're contemplating whether to go check if she's still there when suddenly there's a scent of vanilla and a soft voice right next to your ear>"Found you, Sunshine."
>>41698037scary
>>41698387>>41698037Ever do I wait for the>Celestia's unreciprocated obsession with some stallion/(You) but she's increasingly dismissive of boundaries and it's not cute and actually a slow-burn cat/mouse psychological horrorfic
>>41698471
Gogetit!
What is Celestia doing right now?
>>41699325Me of course, her husband.
>>41698471The horror part kind of doesn't work when you like her though.
>>41698524Unf.>>41699331Well of course, the horror is what makes the obsession hot by making it intense.
>>41698471i shouldnt butUNF
What are they talking about?
>>41699822probably fausticorn wondering when she will have great-grandfoals to spoil
>>41699868Skipping a generation there aren't you?
>>41699870nocelestia's parents are queen singularity and papa white (black and white hole respectively)
>>41699877>Two random ass OCs instead of the show creatorRight
>>41699880then ignore me if it makes you upseti'm an anonymous faggot on the internetyou're an anonymous faggot on the internetbut we're both here because we love the sunhorse
>>41699890Touchy, touchy
>>41699822humans
>>41699822telling her how cute our foals would look
>>41700462eggnog made with sun milk
>>41700462god bless AI
>>41700462Unf. Would share a candy cane with.
>>41700871I bet you can't even nollie tre' flip into a fs grind and fakie double flip out of it, poser.
>>41700871Is she going to teach me if i say no?
>>41701282Sure. Teaching others is a large part of what she does.
What do you think Celestia's chariot license plate reads?
>>41701570HNK4SN
>>41701570SUNB43
>>41700871Anything to appear younger to Anon.
>>41701858Older mature mares trying to be hip are my fetish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyxC5eVO2GE
>>41702155https://youtu.be/mK6uANkwyW4
>>41703111i wouldnt even respond, too busy kissing it
>>41703111vhhhhhhhhh
>>41703204graceful
>>41695203when is the next one
>>41703204They should've gone with cushions here. Chairs work poorly with ponies.
>>41703204big flanks
>>41703853As sneaky as a sunbeam can be, I suppose.
>>41703853What's up with her tail? What pose could she be in to produce this result? My best guess would be on her back with her hind legs tucked in, ass facing the sky?
>>41704220She lowered her dock to hide the tail, but a little bit just keeps floating up
the real question iswill you have foals or kids with her? if foals, alicorn or unicorns?
>>41704721Triplets. One foal, one human, one satyr. The foal and the satyr are alicorns, the human is straight up magical. I will not elaborate.
is she?
>>41705119>purple porker>not the heaviest
>>41705119One ton of mare
>>41705132perfect for healthy and strong foals
>>41685215Racer C.
>>41675852>green shotsSmells like changelings.
universe mareuniverse maresize of the entire universe mare
>>41703204Why does she swing it so much? The second panel is literally the very next frame after the first panel by the way.
>>41706766>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>41706766its dangerous
>>41707163It really is. It covered like 2 or 3 feet in 40ms from almost a stand still. That thing's a battering ram.
>>41706766>Second frameI was right! They did make her butt bigger as the series progressed!
>>41706766imagine the bump she could give you with that
>>41707226I want her to bump me into the sky until I disappear in a flash like fucking team rocket
>>41707232i want her to bump me so hard i crash against a wall leaving a hole in the shape of my body
Muah
>>41707898i love her
>>41705132perfect
>>41708632What did she see?
>>41709514She saw (You)
>>41709919Oh come on, I'm not that bad, am I?
>>41705132Warning: Do not let sit on your face!
>How may I help you today, Princess CeCeCe?
>>41710620youre not my boss
>>41710620What if she lies squarely on you?
>>41711521Alicorn metabolism, right?
>>41711521would she share it with me?
>>41712140Of course. She's just as slim as always.
>>41712140does the 'alicorn metabolism' help with alcohol tolerance, as well?
>>41713146Yeah shut up you're loud I can't hear the paper.
>>41713149HUH!? WHAT'S THAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>>41713146
>>41711521The Fat Princess!
What happens if Celestia forgets it's Sunday? How do you tell her?
>>41714218i bake something good for her that says its sunday
>>41714138You mean delightfully thick.
>>41713146Drunklestia can be fun though. See A Drop of Moonshine for example.
>>41714138My fat Princess
>>41713146probably not
>>41714352>human cheeksNo.
>>41713904what is she dressed as in here?
>>41716716A BĹŤsĹŤzoku maybe?
>>41714218Every day is Sun Day!
Why does the fandom give bugfags a pass for the same things it shits on sunfags for?
>>41717241Such as?
>>41717241like what?
>>41717241I have no idea what you mean.
>>41717241we both get a pass
>>41717241I know of bugfags getting a pass for their bullshit while sunfags are given more trouble for less, but I don't think there's overlap between the two.
>>41717241why should i care
>>41717241cant we be friends?
>>41718728Historically they've kept to their side and we've stayed on ours.
Crazy there's no /moon/ thread. At least I have sun though
>>41718810Yeah, I can't recall any large drama between the two threads. And I'm fine with that.
>>41718906>screamingryangosling.gif
>>41719211Lol because all their threads are busy revolving around body horror and terrible fetishes.
>>41719750I honestly don't care as long as they do their shit over there.
>>41718906id love making a scarf for her
>>41719750>Sunbutt dressing in your clothes and imitating you mockinglyI believe it, and it would make me love her more
>>41719750Who is she impersonating you to?
>>41720970Herself.
>>41720970luna
>>41721282Wasn't there a pic where Anon tries to wear her regalia too?
>>41722062Oh boy, what have you done this time?
>>41722402Ate all the eggs. Her cakes will be terrible.
>>41722483Did you know that blood can serve as a substitute for egg yolk?
>>41722484>I want you inside me Anon>No not like that, though I still do want to take in one of your bodily fluids…
>>41722606The only normal post during these hours. Everyone else like "Nah put yo blood in her cake, goofy ahh" and my dude right here sticks with the tried & true ASS shot. Thank you.
>>41722484Egg yolks will free us all.
Can I warm my hands up in Celestia's ponut?
>>41723488yes, it's very hot
>>41723488why with that?
>>41723488you should warm your hands with a hug
>>41723922this but their teats together
>>41710742Gotta educate that there Twi-ly
>>41723922Not sure if Luna looks concerned or envious.
>>41724035Can you toast marshmallows in her ponut too?
>>41726502both
>>41725626This anon gets it.
>>41727348>she grabs your fist in her magic and makes you hit yourself while telling you to stop hitting yourself
>>41727371i'll take it:ilovethem:
>>41727348What would happen id I licked the tip of that sword?
>>41727626You'd be chosen for "bravery in the face of mortal danger".Chosen for what? ...Who knows?
I have a hunger that only Celestia or Fleur or Rarity can sate
>>41727649It will be hot, that's for sure.
>>41727348me too but not excessively
>>41727932i would be eating it everyday
>>41727613Celly has no mouth.
>okami is getting a sequel with blockman directingnice
>>41729179how will she eat
>>41729324what would she gift (You) for christmas?