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i think i got it but the captcha is mad at me now

Second for WOULD

third for mares

>>41716342
Looks like ya fucked it a bit less than last time.

>>41716354
yay!

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Oopsy Daisy! I got your gift in the mail and I'm so excited! Thank you so much! It's taking every fiber of my being to not open it right away KEK

What the fuck does it mean by "tomorrow is the last day to mail"? It says suggested mailing period - I know how long it takes for UPS to ship a package to my santee, it'll make it on time in my case. I'll be sending it out this week.
As for my cards, I am sorry if my international cardees aren't going to receive them before Christmas, the late assignments kinda fucked me there. Work got busy, I really should not have asked for so many assignments.

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Rolled 43 (1d50)

>>41710145
About that time again.
There were 50 total entrants for biblically derpy.
The winner is:

>>41716360
Congrats to Pumpkin Spice!

YES
DRIP THAT DRACONY IN THE CUM CHALICE

>>41716359
the last suggested day to mail I guess? I panicked because I went to edit it from "13 business days left to mail" and realized the range given on thread 22 was from december 1st to tomorrow

>>41716363
no wait not like that

>>41716360
Wow I was so close hah. Congrats Pumpkin Spice!

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>>41716360

>>41714870
Congratulations Pumpkin Spice Sopapilla!
Send me an email at:
pickeldegallo@gmail.com
And I'll get that sent over to you.

That's the last one from me.
Happy Hearth's Warming, folks.

>>41716342
>dipped into the (milk) for her crimes

Alright, so Imma do the drawings for the 6 different types of bottles in the next coming posts. I've been drinking so I'm sure I'll be fucking this up, and possibly doing another post or two if RNGesus decides to roll the same number twice. Once I got all the winners selected I'll ask them to email me so I can get their addresses and send out the bottles.

>>41716286
i get called a whimp one time and proceed to doom myself to an entire thread of being threatened with a cum dunking
>>41716381
wishing everypony luck with the incoming drawings!

Rolled 14, 3, 4 = 21 (3d18)

For the AJ bottles, I figure I'll draw 3 people (will need to make an additional bottle over the next week). Good luck to you all.

1 Designer Doohickey
2 Brass Collar
3 Analog Candle
4 Hotbox Reefer
5 Fillycakes
6 Feed Bag
7 Quicksilver Sash
8 Pumpkin Spice Schnapps
9 Piece of Cake
10 Comfy Dithering
11 Benevolent Bedlam
12 Toffee Truffle
13 Milk & Cookies
14 Coal Shovel
15 Chessie the Seapony
16 Farmyard Funk
17 Five-Ever Stamp
18 Fiddle Yard Frost

Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d11)

For the Fluttergoth bottles, there'll be 2 winners:

Entry # FS Bottle
1 Narrow Gauge
2 Insomnia the Changeling
3 Bottom Floor
4 Pasture Bedtime
5 Gimmle the Gryphon
6 Rubber Stamp
7 Runaway Rumpus
8 Crystal Cruet
9 Spider Bucket
10 Quiet Reflection
11 Frootloop

Rolled 9, 13 = 22 (2d14)

>>41716394
With ponks, 2 winners:

1 Posterboard
2 Piping Hot
3 Almond Heart
4 Garden Party
5 Ice-Cream Social
6 Quivering Cloaca the Gryphon
7 Merry Moc
8 Velvet Python
9 Caramel Swing
10 Crop Top
11 King of Ding-a-ling
12 Obtuse Caboose
13 Mystery Flavour
14 Kitten Kerfuffle

>>41716342
>dipped into the "totally 100% milk" half way up the tail
>all that "totally 100% milk" flows info her drakemarebits
>the "totally 100% milk" makes her very pregante
>9 months later pull cookie sheet after cookie sheet out of her, all loaded up with baby cookie draconies
Life finds a beautiful way :)

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Curious Cuisine, one of your presents could be many things. Choose 1, 2, or 3 for a blind selection and that's what I'll make it into, or unspoil for a more detailed explanation.
Christmas ornament, highly impractical keychain, or large pendant.
Your present will be going out before the end of the week. Bring inside as soon as you can as I think one thing won't do well with moisture. Feel free to open it when it arrives as everything inside is individually wrapped and there are some teaser gifts for you to enjoy immediately.

Quivering Cloaca the Gryphon
Winter Charge
Peppermint Permafrost
Blizzard Boop
Curio Cabinet
Your cards will be slightly delayed but greatly improved due to some things I was taught yesterday. They will also go out before the end of the week. Hopefully they reach you in time.

Cookie Kiln's mom, yep, before end of the week. Get it inside as soon as you can as I have concerns one thing won't do well with moisture. I can wrap everything if you want, or leave that for you to do.

Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d10)

>>41716399
For RD, 2 winners (again, will need to make an additional bottle)

1 Spirit Still
2 Snuggle Slug the Changeling
3 Holofoil Halter
4 Peppermint Preen
5 heavenly horizon
6 Spragger Flagger
7 Winter Vintner
8 Skittles Lineup
9 Pudding Pie
10 Dryer Drum

PS: RNGesus says I'll always choose Caramel Swing as a winner apparently.

Rolled 10, 5 = 15 (2d14)

>>41716406
As for Autumn Blaze, 2 winners will be chosen:

1 Eighth Notch
2 Winter Wink
3 Proper package
4 Big Finish
5 Curio Cabinet
6 Locks Myth
7 Funny Gunzel
8 Adorable Aura
9 Heavy Halbard the Canterlot Guard
10 Loving Light
11 Rolling Stocking
12 Foggy Night
13 Frankincense Express
14 Icicle Slither the Lamia

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d10)

>>41716411
And lastly, ur waifu a shit (2 winners):

1 Cookie Kiln
2 Dairy Air
3 Pickle de Gallo
4 Lengthy Lanyard
5 zemming
6 Spice the Gingerbread Pony
7 Mosey Speed
8 Bunny Bakes
9 Dairy Air
10 Pine Needles, M.D.

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>>41716400
i really thought it was only milk what have i done

Rolled 7 (1d9)

>>41716413
Yeah, Imma need to re-roll as RNGesus said to do so:

1 Cookie Kiln
2 Dairy Air
3 Pickle de Gallo
4 Lengthy Lanyard
5 zemming
6 Mosey Speed
7 Bunny Bakes
8 Dairy Air
9 Pine Needles, M.D.

>>41716403
>Cookie Kiln's mom
Wait a sec.

>>41716346
>>>/r9k/
should kys too

Yeah, so the following winners, please contact me at pulsar dot patterns at gmail and we'll go from there:

Analog Candle >>41670304
Coal Shovel >>41673124
Hotbox Reefer >>41670392
Insomnia the Changeling >>41671293
Crystal Cruet >>41698953
Caramel Swing >>41675242

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>>41716416
I might be dumb but is it even possible to roll a 1 if the thingy is rolling two dice?
>>41716403
Oh I almost forgot about that!! I'm terrible with wrapping presents so if you're any good you might just want to do it, though that means I would be trusting you not to be hiding anything in there that's gonna irreversibly damage the way she thinks of me, so...

>>41716428
Stupid system thinks my posts are spam, so splitting into 2 posts:

Mystery Flavour >>41685068
Skittles Lineup >>41676199
Pudding Pie >>41697557
Loving Light >>41699546
Curio Cabinet >>41672495
Spice the Gingerbread Pony >>41675560
Bunny Bakes >>41700551

And as always, if you really, really, really wanted one, just contact me and we'll work something out.

>>41716429
>I might be dumb but is it even possible to roll a 1 if the thingy is rolling two dice?
I don't believe so. Sums are the total of however many dice there are and the minimum value for each one is 1.

>>41716428
>>41716432
I definitely entered but I didn't see my username in the list. Sadge.
If you've got a contact email that'd be neat. I will pay what I must.

>>41716439
damn, me and the other first listers suffering from our punctuality
>>41716432
>f you really, really, really wanted one
I kinda do, so I'd also want yer email

>>41716429
It lists the individual dice, Anon. He rolled two dice for two winners. They both happened to be 6.

>>41716440
If I missed your name, please let me know. I'm happy to send you a bottle for my mistake.

>>41716442
See >>41716428 for the email

>>41716443
Huh, what's the point of the "equals [number]" part then

Rolled 1, 3, 2, 2, 3 = 11 (5d3)

>>41716429
You can roll ones
It's likely this post will have rolled at least 1 one

>>41716450
wait, this is like, part of the website? here I am thinking people are just pasting these results in or something

Rolled 3, 2, 1, 3, 1 = 10 (5d3)

>>41716448
>Addition (usually signified by the plus symbol +) is one of the four basic operations of arithmetic, the other three being subtraction, multiplication and division.[2] The addition of two whole numbers results in the total amount or sum of those values combined. The example in the adjacent image shows two columns of three apples and two apples each, totaling at five apples. This observation is equivalent to the mathematical expression "3 + 2 = 5" (that is, "3 plus 2 is equal to 5").

>>41716454
thats pretty cool i wish my parents sent me to school but dad said dragons dont have school and i guess mom didn't wanna argue with him or something

but also I guess the "total" is just to be ignored when dicerolling then, huh

>>41716452
dice+#d# in options field
First # is the number of dice being cast
Second # is the number of faces on each die
1d2 is rolling (flipping) a two sided die (aka a coin)
2d20 is rolling two 20 sided dice
The rolls are shown and then added together

>>41716456
>but also I guess the "total" is just to be ignored when dicerolling then, huh
Depends on what the dice rolls are used for. If you look at the number of dice/sides on the die rolled you'll see it matches the number of entries per bottle (looking at Pulsar's rolls). If you're running a CYOA/Game and want just the total, you'll look at the total sum.

Rolled 26, 12, 17, 26, 6, 35, 41, 29, 10, 37 = 239 (10d50)

>>41716458
>dice+#d#
i have been given the power

hell yeah I learned something today, thank y'all <3

I am getting so fucking sick of Cookie Kiln's unending namefaging
I enjoyed their art but it's getting annoying your half the thread! And I know too much about you!

>>41716463
OK now raise your tail, time to get some gingersnaps in the oven.

>>41716342
>tomorrow last day to mail

oh God i'm not sleeping am I

>>41716472
>gonna be tardy

>>41716470
>t. Cookie Kiln countersignaling his own posts
Its fine Cookie. You can post all you want.

>>41716463
(There is also a very good chance that I knew this previously and just forgot)
>>41716474
no he's probably right :(
(also I didn't draw either of the cookie pictures pls don't be mad at the artists)

It's still December 8th where I live I've got 2 says

>>41716484
I say you've got 2 days.

>>41716480
Kisses
You
Softly

Designer Doohickey

Your gift is very nearly done. Working hard to get it in the mail early this week!

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Squeaky Hinges I got your card! Absolutely incredible, love your drawing of Rarity, and was happy to see mind fuzz make an appearance as well. Thank you bro!

Man. I woke up to a dead laptop. I had all of my mares on it. This last year and a half has really taken everything from me.

>>41716489
Glad to hear, thank you so much in advance!
>>41716432
>>41716428
Congrats to the winners!

>>41716480
Just keep posting bro. Fuck these haters bro. It keeps the Holiday spirit up. I hate it when fags like him hate on dudes like you who are just excited about the whole thing.

>>41716480
>>41716504
Draw Cookie Kiln pegging the haters

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Resisting the urge to open my package early
The anticipation is killing me

>latest advised shipping day is the 10th
So if your santa posted in the thread once over a month ago and hasn't said anything since, if they don't post by the 10th is it safe to assume grinch? I've seen nothing but the same dozen names.

>>41716470
Sounds like a skill issue

>>41716513
I'm purposefully edging your mention you better be grateful you little slut

>>41716504
Just getting back to work on cards for now anyway, tomorrow it looks like I'll be packing the gift itself and then taking 'em all to the post office

Everyone is getting a CD! Even you, blanket, but yours is going to be a data disc with a bunch of pictures I took while making your present :)
(And whatever else I can fit on the disc with the remaining 600 or so MB)

>>41716470
I for one enjoy seeing anons like Cookie really get in the spirit of things
This is horsemas not an office party, we don’t need to take turns

>>41716520
I don't know what this means. Did you only post once with your name on?

>>41716520
Hot

>>41716522
>Everyone is getting a CD! Even you
Yay!!!
>blanket
Awwww

>>41716513
You won't know if you were grinched or not until a while after Christmas, when a gift still isn't in your hands and your santa is still radio-silent, typically sometime in January. December 10th is just the suggested date because it's a "safe" date that accounts for things like delays and other fuck-ups, but all that actually determines Grinching is whether you receive your gift.
Remember: The Grinch is someone who selfishly stole Christmas, not a well-meaning but careless guy who missed a deadline.

>>41716470
He's like this everywhere at all times of this year, so I'm probably a bit more irritated by it than others, but I also won't gripe about it for the /mlpss/ because everyone should be excited for Christmas.

>>41716537
0 communication is a little odd still. Out of how many people participating, how many have posted here more than 0 times or more than once?

Can you receive mass mailer cards if you're only sending out cards? Or does it have to be a gift?
I clicked on accepting mass mailer gifts

Everyone is talking about lewding cookie kiln, but nobody is talking about farming cookie kiln for bits by getting her addicted to opiates, just like green glowie did to the zebras in the 80s.

>>41716470
I was about to ask why nobody else was pointing out that a FIFTH of the entire last thread were made by her. She's already a THIRD of this thread.
It's excessive

>>41716564
Let's shoot for half!
I'm a fan of Cookie Kiln. Very merry.

I feel like shit...
Please, say something nice about Rarity.

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>>41716406
OMG YES!! Thank you so much for this giveaway! I’ll send an email your way shortly!

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>>41716564
It IS spam by my standards
And I hate her because she's a woman
And I hate the roll playing as her holiday OC, you are not a fucking Dragonmare your some dumb slut on a Anonymous message board act like it, take off the name, and call someone a faggot;

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>>41716588
I really like her...
...mane!

>>41716573
Says yet another asshole namefaging for NO REASON

>>41716588
>Rarity
She's so fashionable Toola-Roola took her look
Oh wait did you mean G4 or G3 Rarity

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>>41716592
I may as well admit being a guy now since it's gonna be pretty obvious (if not already) when all of my cardees open an envelope from [Obviously Male Name] with cards signed "love, cookie kiln"
However I will not apologize for the roleplaying because I want to be FESTIVE
And it's a shred of escapism as I'm looking down the barrel of what will be a pretty fucking lonely christmas, faggot.
...you get a few points for flawless though, I like her.

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>>41716588
there is a very cute rariry at >>41716493 if you want to see it

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>>41716588
I got this image

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>>41716610
>Cookie isn't a woman
Didn't you say you were a Lesbian like a few threads ago?
>Prove it
I'm not Control +F through 50000 posts

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>>41716588
literally u rn

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>>41716610
At least Cookie Kiln is a based Tammers Chad, if too autistic to shut the fuck up for a bit!

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>>41716631
also i hate her
>im gonna be generous by stringing this little faggot along as a free slave

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>>41716605
The reason is I like the name so posting with it makes me happy

>>41716629
cookie (the character) is, sorry about setting the wrong implications with that

>>41716564
>>41716605
Yeah ok "Anonymous", like 95% of the posts on this board are yours
Talk about casting stones in a glass house

>>41716648
Your just replying to yourself! You can't trick me!

>>41716650
Nuh uh

>>41716658
The best part of being Anonymous is Scinzo replying to yourself in thread with opposite opinions and haveing a fight.
Or agreeing with eachother.
Or forming a fake majority opinion .
There's so much Anonymous posting can do why can't (You) all see the magic of Anonymity!

>all of SS is just one guy pretending

>>41716676
>Lauren Faust and Pony Claus have never been seen in the same room
Bros…?

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>>41715682
No problem! I'll just keep it under the tree and wait for the big day!

Sunkink, your gifts are fully wrapped and I should be able to ship Monday. Would have done so Friday but that Lab Final took all the energy I had and I got home after the USPS was gonna close.

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UK /ss/ meetup:
No significant update, just reposting for visibility.
The date is Sun 15th, 11am @ Paddington station, this is now firmly set and I don't intend to change it. The general plan is to tour the city by day and then find a pub at sundown.

I currently have two firm yeses (plus myself) and am waiting on three maybes to confirm, all of whom have said they can come and need to confirm time off work + travel arrangements. If (You) are one of those maybes, please lmk as soon as you know for sure you're attending.

Anyone else planning to attend, ping me at anonmous06775@gmail.com with your /ss/ name and any others you'll be bringing so I can better keep track of numbers and have a way to reach all of you at once with updates.

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Illumination!
Finally giving you a much needed update. Hopefully you haven't been stressing about my lack of posts, things have been pretty crazy on my end but I've pretty much finished everything for your gifts!
I just need to get the wrapping paper and a couple small things and then I can post it to you, definitely at some point before the end of the week.
I'm super excited for you to open your gifts on Horsemas. Hope you're doing well :)

>>41716610
We know, Anon. There are no women on the internet. They have no capacity for Hearthswarming and Merrymaking. It’s ok. You’re still cool, Cookie.

Making a shoutout post to my santee sappy song, gonna have your stuff shipped in the next couple days just making finishing touches on a couple of the items.

>one international stamp left over
I am slightly tempted to hire a PI to give it to Snowy.

>>41716432
Oh damn I wasn't ready for this. Nice and congrats to the other winners as well.

Captcha: KVPNY

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>>41716588
She a beautiful and classy mare

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Thank you all, it really helped

>>41716603
Thanks! Oooo, booty! Pretty from every angle!
>>41716606
I didnt see G3
>>41716613
Thank you! Is cute indeed!
>>41716620
Hah, I giggle every time.
>>41716631
I dont get it, sorry
>>41716634
Ur a fagget! Spike was a mistake.
>>41716707
And cute, Shes a cutie! Thank you!

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>>41716689
Yay!
And all good, I'm also just now wrapping up my gifts, so no worries at all about being on the later side of things. Super excited to see what you've come up with!

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>>41716498
Fuck. If it can't be fixed, I hope you can at least save the data that was on your hard drive. Your mares aren't lost yet, anon. This year was rough, but you're tougher.
>>41716510
I will receive my gift in a few days and I don't know how to make sure I'll resist the temptation, bro. I think this is the earliest I've received an /ss/ gift.
>>41716588
Rarity is a self-made mare, and even though we see disagreements between Sweetiebelle and her, she's got to be a good sister at the end of the day because Sweetie looks up to her. Lovely parents, lovely family. Her voice is incredibly expressive and a joy to listen to even for those who don't waifu her. If you have anything nice to say about Discord, I'd love to hear it.

>>41716676
Man, I got a little too ambitious when I pretended there were about 200 participants, so I'm currently down to actively using only a dozen names or so. The Derpy Wall Scroll was me testing how many names I could recall, and those were only 50-something. The overall retardation comes from me not knowing how to cope better right now. I'm sorry, anon. I'm so, so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

>>41716733
>forgot name

>>41716399
>>41716428
As always you find new ways to continually bless me year over year, this has been a wonderful start to an awful morning so thank you so much for the giveaway

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>ATTENTION MAIL CARRIER
>The recipient of this letter is a BRONY
>yep.
>that's right
>He's got a legal document saying that he's married to a pony.
>Yeah, a cartoon character.
>Guy's a real nutjob.
>Maybe deliver this while he's not home so you don't have to have an akward conversation with him or shake his hand or anything.
I'm sure the mail lady is very happy I have found true love, kek.
Thank you so much Pizza Roll Parade! I really like the very cute Tolly you drew, and I'm certain that burger is very tasty. The card and stickers are awesome! I'm glad to be your friend, and I really do enjoy all the projects we work on together (and of course any time we get to hang out). I'm forever thankful for the connections I've made thanks to Tolly, and it's always amazing to think I could meet such amazing people like yourself due to an ARG. Thank you so very much!

>>41715990
So, basically, this is what happened: I found an unfinished drawing I did for CardSlut. I am on a dumb hiatus, and so do not expect me to finish it this year. But when I do, it will be 2025, I'm sure of it.

So, if I post it in a drawthread HERE, will (you) he here to see?

Also to my cardees, I should be shipping out your cards tomorrow!
Marvellous Moo(n), sorry for being radio silent and the hyper slow turnaround! I'll be sending out your bottle and some other goodies soon as well!

>>41716761
It's a funny message but you should be careful with that shit my dude, some mail carriers will legit throw that in a bush.

>>41716634
And yet, she does like him in her own way. Her own way which is neither confirmed nor denied in the ending, clever writers.

>>41716788
Seconding, be respectful to other people when you want to troll 1 dude.

>>41716360
Damn, so close! Congrats Pumpkin Spice!

>>41716650
>your
Point FAILED.

>>41716688
>not meeting up at warhammer world with your mlp Bretonnian armies
Missed opportunity.

>>41716898
BOK BOK

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Oh my, looks like I have my very first card of the season! Wonder who it's from?

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>>41716957
Thank you kindly Proper Package, for the card and the smol Rarity!

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Will be sending cards and gifts out very shortly. Just a bit of a pre doing that post sharing one of the trad arts for a cardee I liked. Got new markers awhile ago and they are fun to use

I'm surely getting grinched at this point. Haven't heard from my Santa in almost a month. They even told me how enthusiastic they were about shipping it in a thread but I've heard nothing since.

Really sucks because I put a fuckton of money and effort into mine.

>>41715769
>painting
40k pinkie commissar let's go!
sounds like you're really going all in on it! I'll patiently but exitingly expect it!

>>41716613
Cute rares! Did you draw that?

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>last day to mail
>nothing from the 3 santas and 12 cardas
I knew Id get karma for signing up multiple times and grinching everyone

>>41716965
unf dashie belly plap plap

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>>41716788
>mail carrier will commit a felony because they don't appreciate a silly message on the back of an envelope

>>41716986
>40k pinkie commissar let's go!
don't tempt me

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Spragger Flagger I got your card!
Wow this is amazing, love the mares, you've drawn them so well
Merry Horsemas to you too!

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Hi Farmyard Funk, the tracking status of my card has changed to “submit the documents to xxx customs” but the declaration should be fine. Could you please check through your state mail the tracking number I sent via Pony Claus, do I need to do something or is it just a wrong status on my end?

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>>41717068
On my end is all good, it's basically waiting for me to declare what is the package to customs so it can move through. That's probably what the "submit the documents" means, it's all in my end, so no worries. If anything comes up i'll let you know!
Also finishing cards today yours is done, but still need to do 2 more. Sending them tomorrow most likely!

>>41717056
They genuinely would, do not underestimate the niggers and faggots they have working the job these days.

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>>41717077
Phew, thank Celestia, I don't want to grinch more ponyfriends
>Also finishing cards today yours is done
woohoo!

>USPS twice as slow at delivering letters than UPS is at delivering packages based on the silence of my cardees

>>41717106
>check USPS daily digest for over a month
>nothing
it blows, anon
it really blows

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Another year, another pone drawing. Get hype, bing-bong singalong! Your package will be shipping later today

Funny Fuze your gift is in the hands of UPS. Should get to you on the 12th!

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>>41717170
I honestly got caught up trying to figure out the best way to ship it and it sat on my table for like a week. Sorry about that...

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Important info for LUMPUS

Please contact Pony Claus. I need an email and phone number so I can quickly ship your gift via FedEx. Sending via regular mail might take forever.

>>41716959
Address as requested, go and enjoy anon

>>41717195
How did I fuck up writing my name this bad

>>41717197
more like Proper Retarded lmao

>>41717203
Real

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>>41717215
I now feel bad for being mean to you

>>41716762
I will be able to see it, but I am not cardslut. Draw Thread is my home.

>>41717123
Same and then today it says I have 9 mailpieces and 2 packages inbound. Wowsers.

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Group Picture Help.
CALLING ALL TRAIN AUTISTS AND ARTISTS!
I am slowly making progress on the group pic but I realised an idea I have won't be done in time because of the theme of trains.
I was wanting to have some carriages and a nice set of tracks leading into a station. The station is done but irl has been preventing me from doing much with the group pic and if I do what I actually want to do it'll be a year late again like 2020.
So I'm kindly recruiting (You) to claim a spot on the line and draw a carriage for the Neighborhood Express. Do try to have nice large windows/viewing platforms or even an open carriage so I can put some of the amazing characters that have been designed there.

Pic related is the layout of the group pic with the layout of the rails and location of the station and locomotive pulling into the station X'ed out. It does scale to be smaller the further back you go. If you want to just draw the tracks you're more than welcome to as well.

>>41716342
Hello to my santa

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>>41711697 (You) (Cross-thread)
To claim a code you'll:
0. Look at this entire post before doing anything. Reading only required if you are literate.
1. Read the replies to the post first to see which games have already been claimed.
2a. Post in the thread With Your Name On and state which game you want, so that other Anons are aware that a game is being claimed by a fellow Horsemas participant AND so I know to expect an email from you.
2b. Afterwards, as an engagement check and anti-bot measure, you must also answer my question, either in-thread (highly encouraged) or in the email if you'd prefer to keep it secret for some reason.
3. Finally, send me an email mentioning your /ss/ name and the game you're claiming. It doesn't matter if you've emailed before, I need both in the body of the email, though if you have a dedicated /ss/ email that works too for the name.
>If you're planning on signing up for latecoomers, unfortunately you'll have to wait to get a name. Git rekt.<

This thread's game drops are:

CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE, WE GOT TWO WEEKS, TIME TO RAID THE RAID ARRAYS AND FIRE UP THE STEAM CLEANERS HOLY CRAP THE WEB POLICE ARE AFTER ME THIS AMOUNT OF GAMES TO GIVE AWAY IS CRIMINAL, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HUMBLE BUNDLE, FUCK THOSE GUYS THEY HAVE TIMED KEYS ANYWAY THIS IS NUTTY, ABSOLUTE NUTS ZIGGA PREASE

Unironically this is what is left over after years of having Humble Monthly Bundles. I want this list down to 0. I want everyone playing games, or re-gifting them to someone who isn't chadly enough to have a name required for a game.

>This is the final list, everything must go!<

Every thread you can claim TWO gameS, so to the Anon that claimed a game last thread, you can claim another now! Except it's possible because this is the seventh one.
Email for claiming (follow the instructions above): spicethegingerbread@gmail.com

And for this thread's question: Do you know who you are, when you speak your words, don't sound like your own?

PSA: Do not use any cock.li (this includes horsefucker) emails. They're autofiltered by google.

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>>41717062
do it faguette

>>41717272
Hey kiwi how do we get our oc to you for the group photo

>>41717276
I'll take Just Cause 4 and Little Misforutne

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>>41717284
WAYYYY ahead of you there. I lurk in old threads and praise meganon

>>41717276
Juno: New Origins for me please. Luv me some KSP.
I know voice is higher pitched that I hear and I know why people call me a faggot so much

Hey Gimmle the Griffin. Bit of bad news my parents came to my house for my birthday and messed up my house and after combing through everything to find any MLP or nerd stuff not to their liking they threw away all my PS2 games, DVDs, and threw away some of the stuff meant as a gift for you.

Really peeved about it but the good part is the stuff they threw away was stuff I bought locally so the valuable items should be safe and I will rebuy the other stuff. Absolutely hate my parents and hate the Christmas seasons with how much they come to my house and ruin my birthday and Christmas.

>>41717269
>6 mailpieces
>all bills
also going to send the electricity company a card and stickers next year

>>41717301
Dude call the fucking cops they have no fucking right to do that

>>41716342
Where is my santa? :( Any updates?

>>41717062
>>41717280
>The BLAM-ings will continue until morale improves

>>41717301
Unironically small claims court. Look on Amazon, cost of replacement for a ton of PS2 games easily are $150+ on Amazon. If they're stealing/throwing away untold amounts of items, it means simply talking to them about it doesn't mean anything to them.

>>41717234
good as you should

>>41717301
if you don't call the police I will and I will give them your information as a concerned friend. This is a friendly offer of help

I would like to commission some new art of my Horsemas OC. Can anyone recommend an artist that they like or want to shill for (whose commissions are currently open)?

Mix'n Match, your gift has been sent out!! It should be there in just a few days :) I suggest opening it from the side with the shipping label, I believe that is the top.

>>41717276
Barotrauma please.

I have never heard that song before, and if i have to reply in some serious manner: i am a very anxious person so what i think and what i say are very different things, so yeah i know who i am but when i speak my words are not mine

>>41717301
>threw away all my PS2 games, DVDs, and threw away some of the stuff meant as a gift for you.

Shameful behavior.
As long as you aren't a NEET or leach I don't think they have a right to do that. What >>41717313 said, small claims court would be an option but I'm not sure if you want to ruin your a relationship with them. Still extremely fucked up.


I still get shit from my mother about mlp shit. Normally along the lines of "you're not into that pony crap still right?". At this point I hide all of it in a closet when they come over.
Actually it's why I requested things not noticeable to normalfags, it's just easier that way desu.

Pumpkin Spice Schnapps.
I managed to get your gift out today after all. The tracking number has been sent to Pony Claus to pass on to you.
Everything inside is individually wrapped with some pretty scary gift wrap so it's good to open when you get it since I included some homemade treats and a card.
Hope you enjoy all the gifts come Crimbo Day!

I also posted cards for:
>Dusty Bin
>Heavenly Horizon
>Holly Hype
>Cauliflower Custard
>Kettle Corn
Still working on the others so I'll hopefully post them soon.

>>41717325
Name on so I know who you are and if the design works with artists I know

Pumpkin Pulp the Bap did you get your Gift?
also Security Breach, Strawberry Shortcut, Saddle Tank, Quiet Reflection, and Shoofly Shush the Changeling did you get your cards?

>>41717330
If they're coming over to a home that isn't theirs and throwing things away in bulk, relationship is already more or less ruined. The only issue is itemizing your list of lost items. It's easy to go to Amazon as a default for cost of replacement because no one is going to argue whether or not Amazon is a legitimate marketplace for the purpose of citing.
More so, their default reaction is likely "yeah we did it because it's trash/old", not that they didn't do it so it is a very straightforward instance.

>>41717276
I would like Midnight Fight Express and Stubbs the Zombie (fuck I loved this game when I was younger) please.
I'm not even sure how to answer this question. I'm pretty sure I sound like a twat.

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>>41717195
Very cool stuff. Not sure what I'm supposed to send to a luxury Italian furniture store, but it looks like a neat place.

>>41717347
Very true. It is an invasion of privacy and your home. Personally, I would take their key/ change the locks.

>>41717357
>I'm pretty sure I sound like a twat
YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A DARK CELL CREATED BY THIS WORLD, "THAT IS WHO YOU ARE".

>>41717333
Looking forward to seeing it!

>>41717361
Invasion of privacy and theft for what could easily be multiple thousands of dollars. PS2 games are not cheap to replace. When you have entire chunks of what you grew up with taken from you, it sucks. "Sorry" will never be acceptable and whoever says "sorry" truly doesn't mean it. Because all they do is say it.
t. itemized a high five figures purely in old video games for a lawsuit

>>41717364
I've never played Guilty Gear but now I know you do my opinion of you has gone through the floor. Which I didn't even think was possible after what you've done to me.

>>41717373
>Trixie is angry with Anon after he talks her into sex but then shows her the meta behind Slayer

>>41717276
>Do you know who you are, when you speak your words, don't sound like your own?
In those moments I have become more than just a mere mortal man. I have become a vessel of a message, the speaker of an axiom. The carrier of a flag. In those times I am not a man but an idea, a representation of a choice. And who am I to deny another his own? So I give you a choice. You can only save one faction, Anonymous. Celestia's ponies of the west, blinding themselves with fantastical imagination of their own future to the reality of this world, or will it be Cowsar's bovines of the east, too embedded in their own brutal truths to strive for a righteous ideal. Now choose, Anonymous, who will be destroyed, the mare or the mino? The mare or the mino? Mare or mino? Mare Mino Mare Mino Mare Mino Mare Mino

>>41717371
Yeah i understand what you're saying.
I had my homelab stolen by some flamboyant faggot when I lived in Brooklyn.
I don't even know what he thought he could do with it because the machine was spec'd for a specific project i was working on. Actual faggot too, guy had a rainbow spaghetti strap tank on in his mugshot.

>>41717394
Brooklyn, not even once. That's also a legit question I have now too, when you look at cost of replacement. How much was taken to be sold at a pawn shop? Once something is taken from you, there is 0 difference between a dumpster, trash can, landfill, trunk, pocket, shop counter.
Not meaning to stoke any paranoia but I've had that exact problem, multiplied by a few thousand times. Zero remorse for that sort of underhanded action.

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>>41717276
Claiming Bee Simulator and Calico.
.

>>41717276
Shotgun King and The Quarry please
I am Anon, I sound like Anon, I am Anon

>>41717276
Would like to claim House Flipper and Lethal League Blaze
To awnser your question, i kinda dislike how i sound when i hear it on recordings or whatever, literally sound like mental retardation even though i think i sound good when speaking...
but also TOTSUGEKI

>>41717276
Would like Smile for Me (and Golden Light if I can has two?)

Recommending someone pick up Everhood, it's good!

>TQ
If I sounded like Rarity when I spoke that would be funny I think, I'd still know I was me though

>>41717412
Funny thing about that. He was able to sell it for $1500. The machine was worth about $12k in parts alone lmao.
When the shop plugged some cat 5 in she tried to phone an Azure server of mine. I gave the NYPD the IP and they took from there. That shop did wipe the drives and take it apart but I was able to reconstruct it and use my backups.
When I told the cops I explained in detail what parts were in the system and their eyes glazed over lmao. Never got my personal rig back though, nor any of my physical games, consoles, ect.
What can I say though? I learned my lesson and moved out of NYC a year later.

Sibilant Scales the Lamia your gift has arrived.

PLEASE it would be SO cool of you to respond to this callout even though you ignored my last 7. Bring the package inside and tell me you have it. I want to make sure you got it safely.

The picture fedex sent me for delivery, it looks like it has some additional yellow tape on the box. I only used clear packing tape so i am now paranoid that it was opened at some point.

Please give me some peace of mind and tell me you have it, ive been stressed out over your complete silence for a bit now and i am tired of schizoposting like this trying to get a response from you

Anonymous, your gift hasnt arrived! Don't let me know if its not on your porch!

>>41717435
Lesson learned, even if it was at a big cost. I'm not glad I've had my shit happen the way it has but I am glad I've been able to document as much as possible and that there is very little defense that can be brought up. Just makes me that much more eager to go out and live in the middle of nowhere.

>>41709210
Marvelous Moo, that’s horrible! I’m so sorry they ate up the card! Those bastards!
All is not lost. I did all my art digitally and printed it this year, so I can reprint and resend your card. I put in some stickers I can’t afford to replace, so unfortunately I cannot resend those ):

>>41717276
Dang so many good options here. I'm going to claim Edge of Eternity and Carto. (Also I was the gamer who originally wanted to claim the shitty Saint's Row remaster. I don't know if that was you doing that giveaway, but if it was and the offer to claim an extra game still stands, can I also claim Everhood?)

To answer the question... I guess I never know who I am, huh?

>>41717301
What the fuck

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Kiwi, the last thread ended shortly after I posted my holiday name OC so I am posting her again for you! Anything else I need to do to be added to the group pic? Thanks!

>>41716510
Dude same, I can’t stop looking at it. It’s calling to me from under the tree

>>41717264
Will you send it to CardSlut on a USB drive?

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If anyone has got some requests for me I'd love to draw some more mares now that I got my cards and gift sent out. I'll draw your /ss/ oc or I'd be happy to just do some festive canon ponies. If you got no art of your oc at all I'll try do do yours first so you can make it in the group pic. Lewd shit welcome, here's Wye without the panties : https://files.catbox.moe/54cact.png

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>>41717569
My mare doesnt have any lewds yet. pls

You know what really put me in the classic Christmas spirit? Nana's Everyday Life. Really brings me back.

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>>41717569
What the hell, make a lewd of this mare, pretty please!

>>41717276
i know what this is but it reads like that fat kid who tried to give an inspirational quote in a movie, and i cant unhear it

thanks for the extra autism, and shenmue/scp secret files pleaseeee

>>41717569
Can you draw Octavia for me?

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>>41717569
My mare NEEDS futa cock fr

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>>41717569
festive lewds of me are illegal but good stuff otherwise anon, keep it up

>>41717596
https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4?si=6bDCATn5-6Fu2RTS

Hey Banjo Boogie, I'm still alive and working on your gift! The trigger mechanism for your pipe bomb has been tricky to figure out but I've nearly got it!

Really though I've just been busy and have forgotten to be active in the boards beyond that first call out post.

You'll get that gift don't worry.

>>41716432
Woo. Wasn't expecting to win a double dice roll, but happy to claim the bottle. I'd have something wittier, but boxes. Email a tad ago with the _of_ in the address.
>Our facility being caught up and current was a ruse by all other facilities volume rolling in Sunday
>We're now 80+ trailers behind and the number kept growing.
I was wrong. It's not like 2019. It may be *worse* than 2019.
PSA: Protect your cargo from spills. Wrap extra plastic around anything you don't want getting wet from rain or other leaking packages.

>>41717569
I am doing SS not Straight Shota but Secret Santa on another board, and just visiting. I don't deserve that present you just drew, but I will thank you nonetheless.

My request is draw Glimmer, doing whatever. Does not need to be lewd.

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Weighted Blanket, the package has arrived and is safely under the tree! Now all I have to do is resist the urge to open it for a couple weeks. I can totally do that...
>>41717569
I'd love to see someone make a design for Spider Bucket!

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>>41717569
Feel free to draw my fiery mare, lewd or safe both welcome!

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>>41717569
I would give anything to unwrap that gift on Christmas morning.
Feel bad for asking since you've already drawn twice for me, but if you're feeling one more after doing everyone else's requests, I was wondering if you'd do me and Bedlam consummating our marriage, in the proper attire, of course. A lewd would be the cherry on top of whatever the fuck started last thread.

I HATE CUSTOMS HELL, it's been a week already

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>>41717569
Any chance of getting a festive take on this fellow?

>>41717569
>>41717660
if piping is okay with it perhaps i could be involved in the drawing :)
either draw us having fun setting something on fire or in bed together idk I just woke up

and I will try NOT to cause chaos today

>>41717667
Sounds all good to me! Pippy is always up for a bit of fiery fun.

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Hey kelpie the hippogriff your package has been delivered! Isn't this exciting! Because I am excited for (You)!

>>41717662
You have my blessing to proceed.

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>>41717633
It still makes me laugh internally when I see people casually throwing around "/ss/" as this wholesome thing. Maybe I'm just old.

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>>41717674
Woohoo!

Boiler Blast, I just noticed you didn't fully put your address. You need something like "street", "avenue", ect. And after double checking, yes, it will matter for your city because there are at least two similar addresses. You can have Pony Clause or Card Slut email your Santa and card exchange anons if you don't want to say in thread.

Attention Lemon Party your package has arrived let me know if youve obtained possesion of the parcel in your sour wrinkled hooves.

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>>41717681

Cookie,

Please watch your tracking number as I did include the cheerwine. It is double ziplocked and wrapped in a plublix bag but I just wanna be sure.

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My cardees are getting a mix CD comprised of music that I downloaded in the year of 2014, but weighted blanket is getting that and a few other random things (Like pictures of their gift being made) on a data disc, since the goofus doesn't have a CD player.

>>41717720
Hoo yeah! I don't have an email yet (I guess pony claus is gonna send one?) but once I do I'll watch that thing like a hawk.

Winter Web the Spiderpone! I realized I have to order one more thing for the gift I'm working on for you, I'm not sure it'll arrive soon enough for me to get it all ready to ship before Christmas, worst case I'll send you some goodies in time for Christmas and then you'll get the mane gift hopefully a week or so after. I will try my best to get it all to you before then though.

I WILL use my holiday ID for every post I make. I WILL make a third of the threads' posts with my ID on. I WILL use it outside of /ss/. I WILL use it on the board when I make my 4-5 visits to the board outside of Fall. I WILL consistently post my /ss/ OC around the board. You ARE going to like it.

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>>41717569
no lewds of my OC yet if you're feeling generous

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>>41717762 (Me)
Namefagging as Anonymous is still technically namefagging

>>41717682
Do you have any idea how many griffons were mercilessly killed and turned into feather dusters by steam ships!?

>>41717508
I can point him at it, he does read threads here but I don't know if draw thread is a big one.

>>41717767
Only if you manually type
A n o n y m o u s
.

>>41717682
>It still makes me laugh internally when I see people casually throwing around "/ss/" as this wholesome thing.
I thought that was the joke. Also joining the /ss/ sounds more more legal than joining the SS, especially in Germany.

>>41717611
Post WIP pics! Maybe we can help you out.
Try to get your home address in the picture. Someone may want to mail you detailed instructions they don't feel comfortable posting on the internet.

>>41717762
Erm… based??

>>41717777
Okay, fingers cross for no bullshit and a more fruitful (and drawful) 2025!

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Buffer Bump I just got the package :)

>>41717785
It's illegal to register for selective service in Germany? Oof, dual-citizenship American/Germans must have a hard life.

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>>41717569
No lewds please but any art of my OC would be fun and appreciated!

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>>41717799

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Fuzzy Muffler, I just got an idea to spruce up your gift if you’ll allow like a day extra. You’re gonna love it I promise

>>41717799
Yes, And ,y German grandfather was an electrician. He had 2 lightning bolts on his cap.

>>41717810
Potter and Potter's Bulbenlightfixen und Zappenrepairen, such a famous german company that went under post-war

crazy they became the inspiration for a young adult fantasy novel in the 90s

>>41717799
Tell me about it. I was born in Germany. Took around four-five months for me to get a fresh copy of my CRBA. None of the states will help and all of the consulates think you're a German that's just living in the US.

>>41717569
I don't have art yet!

>>41717729
Currently the tracking has it set for the 12th. When you get the number it'll give you a more accurate date I assume.

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>>41717835
On one hand, I have an amazon package coming that day so I'll already be on alert, but on the other hand, oh no

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>>41717569
Sure if you wanna take a crack at my mare.

Strawberry Stirrups, your gift should be delivered!
Please let me know you got it safe and sound!!!!

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>>41717301
Anon, this isn't normal behaviour. I don't want to sound like a jaded asshole, but it's your home and your property, if they can't respect that and you can't make them understand I don't think that is a relationship worth keeping. They at the very least just stole from you.
Can you still go dumpster diving for your stuff?

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>>41717776
Not enough?

Dear Together Weather.
The package to you is estimated to be delivered out tomorrow. Don't look at the customs declaration as it might spoil the gift. But feel free to open the outer shell aka. "the box" as all the gifts are individually wrapped. Also it contains some treats for you that hopefully will shorten the waiting time for when you can open the actual gifts.

Blueberry Bounce! I have reports that your gift has arrived in your country. It should be just a few days away, but if you want I can send the tracking code to you via Pony Claus! I can't freaking wait for you to open it.

>>41717943
My man
Aren't you supposed to send the tracking info to the Pony Claus to begin with?

>>41717953
That didn't occur to me because I can't read.

I've devoted so much time with my hands to typing on a keyboard that just signing these cards is approaching "painful" status, I hope my cardees can decipher these scribbles, lol

And I decided that cookie signs her name with hearted "i"s, so that's easy to do 168 times in a row, yeah, sure, cause she also signed all of the CDs that will go in the cards

>>41716762
he will definitely see it if the drawing is posted here. I know he’s at least lurking while not covered in cougar mares

I've sent out the cards for
Candlelight Archive and
Comfy Dithering and
Wonder Waves and
Cherry Merlot and
Garden Party and
Slack Action and
Cinder Dick and
Kettle Corn and
Holly Hype and
Sun Kink and
that is all the
cards, hope
you'll enjoy
them! ^:)

>>41717997
Careful, anon! I think your textwall is about to tip over. Let me help.
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>>41718005
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>>41718024
Haha, Chaos™.

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>>41717997
Sweet, your card is waiting in customs.

>>41718033
Berry excited! Pony Claus got me the info I need to declare it, so all good on that.

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>>41717852
I got it! It's sitting tight under the Christmas tree, waiting until the 25th.

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Strawberry Shortcut, your package is out, should arrive next week if my post office is to be believed.

Narrow Gauge, Candlelight Archive your cards are in the mail. To all my other careers, still working on them.

I got a package arriving tomorrow but no call out from my santa about them sending my gift and nothing from pony clause about a tracking number

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>>41717943

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Bundle-Up, your gift is in the mail! I used two boxes, but they should hopefully arrive together. Tracking says they should get to you on Thursday.

Butter Rum Bubbles
Your gifts have been wrapped and fit into the box. All that remains is to decorate the box itself and get a shipping label. Hope to have it sent tomorrow. Everything inside is individually wrapped so you can take them out to place under the tree. I will allow you to open one (1) present early if you like, the orb shaped one. I just know you're going to have a sweet and bubbly Christmas!

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>>41717340
I did!
thank you ben shapiro, I'll make use of the stickers
> captcha YAKKX

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Adorable Aura
Brass Collar
Candlelight Archive
Dancer Do
Eiderdown
Heavenly Horizon
Icicle Slither
Matte Finish
Security Breach
Weather Duster
Thanks to Nutmeg having a working vehicle, your cards have now been mailed.

>>41717840
Cookie, what do these numbers mean?

>>41718049
Great! You are welcome to open it if you want, the main gift is already wrapped.

>>41718124
highest and lowest expected temps on thursday, both well below freezing (32)

also uugghghghgh now I have to write all of the addresses on the cards

>>41717984
I wish I got a card from you!

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>>41718127
Oh just wait until someone gets one and posts it to the thread

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I need some advice on what to do, I'm a bit frustrated. I'm almost done with acquiring the items I'm shipping out to my Santee, and everything is here, but I was waiting for one last minor item to be included, so I ordered two additional small items on etsy over 3 weeks ago. The seller took a bit of time of send it, but whatever, it's holiday shipping right? Well I just got the order and one of the things wasn't included.

What should I do? I'm getting a bit impatient, because I want to send out what I have before Christmas, as I feel it's important to get it to my Santee before then. My goal was to send it by the end of last week, but this already took some time. Everything I have well exceeds the gift minimum, but I like to try to get a variety of things. Do I just ship out what I have now to make it on time as the window is closing? Or do I wait until the seller gets me a replacement? If I send out what I have now, do I just get a refund on the last minor thing, or should I send that out after it arrives as a bonus thing? Obviously I don't want to skimp out on something I intended to give, even if it was a small bonus, but I don't want my Santee to wait just because a small item wasn't ready.

Any advice would be appreciated, thanks in advance.

>>41718141
Can I request Pony Claus or someone to have you and me be card buddies next year?

>>41718146
call out your santee by-name, some people like to have the gifts on the christmas day and some don't really care and wouldn't mind waiting a tiny bit longer

>>41718146
>>41718153
Yes, try to ask your Santee directly. Personally, I wouldn't mind to wait a bit longer to save my santa some money, but some anons do feel shitty when they can't open a box of Horsetism on Horsemas. If you don't get an answer from your Santee within a day, it's safest to ship what you have now, and later send them an extra envelope with the last goodie or two.

Perfect Score,
Your package has been delivered! Hope you picked it up!

>>41716692
Looking forward to it! One thing to note is that I am out of town 12/20-12/30. If it could arrive before or after that date. That would be helpful

>>41718153
>>41718163
Alright thanks, that's probably for the best. Just wasn't totally sure because I didn't want to spoil anything.

Hey Milk & Cookies, I'm sorry to say but this is the situation I'm in >>41718146. I really wanted to get your gift out by now, but this threw a wrench in my plans. Do you have a preference on when you'd like to receive it? I'd really hate to keep you waiting.

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Bing-Bong Singalong, your gift has been shipped! PC has the tracking and should be forwarding it your way soon. There was a lot more I wanted to do this year for you, but I decided in november to put together a second /ss/ care package for a past attendee which consumed some time/resources. Regardless I poured a lot of love into what it is present, I hope (you) can feel it. Happy Horsemas!

Banjo Boogie! I got your card!

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Hug Jug, you gift is on the way!
It should be there on 12/11

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>>41716432
Wait I actually fucking won!?

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Hello Aunt Antimacassar,
I am getting ready to send the package, but the shipping company wants some more info.
Pony Claus should ask you for them soon™.
I have been trying out something new, but unfortunately, not all endeavours work out in the end. However, I hope you enjoy your gifts despite this.

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>>41717569
MORE PREEN PEENING PLEASE
https://files.catbox.moe/rcagpm.png

Redcap Wrap, your gift is on the way!
Marvellous Moo, Worm on a String, Banjo Boogie, Moon Cup the Batpony, and Gleaming Giftwrap, I sent your cards out. They're in mailers because I made some stuff for you. Please open them as soon as you get them! Also, sorry if the cards kinda suck; I'm not much of a writer.
You too, Redcap, but if you're planning on waiting until Christmas for your gift, open it from the marked side and only remove the red box.

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>>41718218
we gotta have Premarital Preening taking the Peppermint Peen

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done done the cards are done fuck me sideways in the milk vat I hate writing things with pen and paper it's so alien to my keyboard tuned fingers!!

gotta go out for a bit and then I'll pack up the main gift, then tomorrow I'm taking the box and all of the cards to the post office and getting 'em sent off!

kek my santee hasn't realized yet that I'm gonna grinch him

>>41718333
>333
you're only 50% satan because you are still gonna accept a gift from someone

>>41717440

Sibilant Scales the Lamia, i apologize for my words earlier. I want you to have a great holiday and cherish the gifts I got you. Which is partially why I was so schizo earlier. I cannot lie, it is a bit disheartening to spend well over a hundred dollars on a gift, plus another sixty to ship internationally, and hear absolutely nothing from your santee (You) over the course of a few weeks despite calling (You) out several times.

I guess not hearing from you makes me worry that your gift will disappear into the void, which is not what I want. I want your gift to be loved and cherished by a fellow horse autist, specifially you.

Please let me know soon when you get the gift so that I can reassure myself all is well. Thank you, I am still holding out hope that you are alive and will respond eventually

Waist Brace Wassail
1 Package has been sent!

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>>41717569
I am once again asking for lewds

>>41716428
wtf I won something, this wasn't in the script. also, is it pulsar.patterns@gmail.com?

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>man i sure do hope my santa posts something to show any sign of life
my santa:

>>41718389
Yes, that's the right email.

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>>41717795
:3 the presents are wrapped inside if you want to take them out of the box. Just try to wait until chrimy proper to unwrap them.

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>>41716734
Thank you, Bedlam!

Discord is such charismatic chaos spirit, hes really attractive in his own way. His character is chaotic ya know, chaos incarnate isnt supposed to make friends, but it would be too not-chaotic to follow that, his own nature is chaotic what is he? Wizard? Twisted creature? Spirit? God? Force ofnature incarnate?, even his power level seems to be instable.
Thats where his grandeur comes from. Hes made of chaos. He's its master and its slave.
Also, his voice is stunning.

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Icicle Slither the Lamia, your card has arrived! I someday hope to be the filly, but I also maybe kinda wanna be that filly. No homo and no vore pls. Happy Horsemas!

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>>41718395
nice

Also Security Breach, as my sole cardee I am inclined to tell you I just shipped out your 'card.' I put very many funnies in there that took me quite awhile to make, and not very long to make alike.

You can open the package immediately, as the card is inside (but don't open the card reee!). I hope you enjoy, i payed many moneys for it to get to you by Maremass.

this is the last thing I'll show i swear. it only took me half an hour
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>>41717569
Snarky Bri'ish bar tender amre, if you feel like it.
No lood pls, otherwise dealer's choice.

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Last week was hectic, but I'm caught up now!
>>41717569
I'd like to /r/equest Frottage Cottage and Proper Package having lovey-dovey frottage with balls touching and wet pussies. If you're up for multiple pics I'd also like to see the pair taking turns with vaginal.
They both have designs, but they still don't have art together, much less shipping porn (although Frottage Cottage does have solo porn) >>41688380 >>41634401 https://files.catbox.moe/oy2oci.png

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>>41717333
HYP
>scary gift wrap
I think I'm more scared to find out how gift wrap can be "scary" than of the actual scariness of the wrap itself kek

>>41717593
Yours will go out later this week or early next week at the latest.

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>>41716373
Holy shit I just saw this thank you so much

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TOP GUNNER
My gifts to you are ready to mail! They will be mailed on the morning of the 10th with tracking to be provided for Pony Claus. Haven't seen you in the threads so I'd like to hear from you, report!

>>41718451
YES

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>>41716373
>Congratulations Punkin Spice... FUCK!

>>41718461
kek