There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareNo matter how small or big a mare's problems are, you are capable of solving themOld thread: >>41658806Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous>>40508352Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowmanhttps://ponepaste.org/590https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)https://ponepaste.org/8269The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/4316Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6https://ponepaste.org/3004Stories by Pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/user/pentaponyCarl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomethinghttps://ponepaste.org/1112"Fleetfooted" by SadBoyhttps://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoyStories by Aftercasehttps://ponepaste.org/user/AftercaseStories by AnthonyC4https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4Stories by Horse Story Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/user/AppreciationprojectStories by YukkuriPalehorsehttps://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorseRainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Riderhttps://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhalRocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686iStories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3Stories by Angry Wino: tinyurl dot com slash vskmqfxStories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steamThe Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544This Heart That Fearshttps://poneb.in/0b7L24LnTsukumogamihttps://poneb.in/WPw3dNdPLow Self-Esteem AJhttps://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0All I want from christmashttps://poneb.in/XHH5UPCNCouch Surfinghttps://poneb.in/82NscJdWA collection of misc. green since the 1st threadhttps://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8
Would you support your mare on her journey through the twelve step program?it'd be bloody difficult to stop drinking, but i'd do it for her......if she was real...
>>41779790as with most vices, the easiest way to stop is never start but surely you'd be able to stick with her through thick and thin if love was there.Even if you had to bury the booze.
>>41779790Kiss her every time she tries to drink. A muzzle that's locked is a muzzle that can't get her drunk.
>>41780304wrongshe can get drunk on love
>>41780933Sounds good to me.
>>41780933>>41781541>Love buzz
>>41781546>Cadence gains power through creating couples that love each otherShe's the ultimate anti-Chrysalis. That's what makes her awesome.
Fizzle mare.
>>41782070but where does the berrytwist fit in the picture
>>41781643>Princess Dr Manhattan But Love Powered
>>41779830>the easiest way to stop is never startToo late for that, my friend.>but surely you'd be able to stick with her through thick and thin if love was there. Even if you had to bury the booze.Yeah. Yeah, I would. I love her too much to fail in this endeavor.
>>41782459It's under her hoodie.
>>41783774you know what else is under her hoodieme neither, she only lets her husband under there.
>>41784351>you know what else is under her hoodieA beautiful plum colored coat?
>>41784845well duh
>>41779790Sure would. But that will be challenging.
>>41785452Kill yourself.
>>41779790>alcoholicNo mare will ever love you.
>>41785452Based whiskey queen lover.
>>41786431What do either of you need a mare for when you're clearly matched for each other.
>>41786435Why so triggered?
Oh right, I forgot this general had a weird autistic thing about FOE, I don't visit it that often. Nvm, carry on you crazy faggots.
>>41786499S1 Luna is precious. She's a rare treasure.
>>41779769
>>41787177obviously those are the wings resting there because it's a pegasussurely
>>41779790I could save her
>>41787177But anon, changelings have four legs too
>>41788428Maybe the drone was drunk on that day.
Shoutout to that one Anon who wrote the Steela x Anon story in the other thread. It would have been prime /nmp/ material.
Rare leather mare.
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3200417Sound UP.
>>41786499>because of her duties as the Princess of the Night, Luna is in the habit of referring to 24-hour periods as "nights" instead of "days" and has the rest of her diction adjusted accordinglyAdorable, but still doesn't really make sense given that daywalkers still bid each other "good evening" and "good night" routinely.
>>41790575I mean, her saying good morning is usually what other ponies would say as good night since she is about to retire for the day. Her saying it 'normally' would be very rare as such.
>>41791014I guess.
>It's New Year's Eve and you and the mane 6 are gathered at Twilight's library, watching the clock count down to midnight.>You feel a tug on your shirt.>Looking down, you see Rarity giving you a particular look.>"Kiss me, Anon!""I, uhhh, what?">"Kiss me! It's almost midnight and I want to start off this year with a memorable moment. We're good friends. Just kiss me!">A wave of heat flashes across your face. Hopefully you're not visibly blushing.>The final countdown has begun. The rest of the group are chanting the seconds until the clock strikes twelve.>"Ten! Nine! Eight!">Rarity looks like she's expecting an answer.>"Seven! Six! Five! Four!""Um, well...">"Three! Two! One!">Then with her magic, Rarity pulls you down and locks her lips with yours. Your mind goes blank as your lips meet. For a moment, her tongue enters your mouth. Then as soon as the kiss begins, it's over.>She pulls away, a small grin on her face.>The rest of your friends are celebrating the beginning of New Year's Day, but you're too stunned to do anything.>Rarity smacks her lips.>"Thank you, Anon. That was lovely.">You finally gather yourself and open your mouth to reply.>But you don't get to.>You wake up in your cold, dark apartment as people outside are celebrating midnight on New Year's Day. The commotion must've woken you up.>Tears well up in your eyes as you cover yourself in your bed, trying to drown out the noise."Happy New Year's, Rarity..."
Another year with all your same motivational posts, cheers.
What a green to start a year with.Yay.
A short and sweet green from a recent archived thread about Candy Apples: >>41767840
>>41792580>A green mare in a cowboy hat>Must be one of the Apple'sCheck out the big brains on Anon
Happy New Year.My you receive all the kissing, sucking, nibbling and licking you can handle this year.
>>41792845Why is bat tongue long, Anon?
>>41793273>"The better to lick (You) with, my dear Anon!"
>>41793273It's a mystery to everyone what benefit such a long tongue might possibly confer.
>>41794025>Giraffe tongueSo bat ponies bred with Twilight 2.0?
>>41794894>An OC without something awful attached to itThat's a first.
>>41795238>firstThat's an exaggeration. There are plenty of OC mares out there.
Mare save.
>>41786518>Twilight VelvetAnon, I... have to assume she is arranging a pounding for her daughter.
>>41796889For her own self.And maybe her friends.Try to keep up.
>>41796901we don't engage in infidelity or harem play around here, champyour room's down the hall and to the left.
>>41796908Mature mares have more experience.They know things that'll make you sit up and beg for more.
>>41797002Then look forward to getting married to a maiden mare with whom you can mature together. There's your goal.
>>41797002then target a widow, not a happily married mare.
Underrated mares
>>41797678Lewd>>41797851Cringe ass lesbian
>>41797678wew
>I want a mare who’s saving herself for marriage She’s not, you know.She just isn’t.
>>41797678High sexual tension on display here.
>>41798106>Cringe ass lesbianBut enough about RD.
>>41798260"And whence he layeth his hand upon the mare, sexo happened."
Man, the shitposting brigade has gained some steam this year, didn't it?
>>41798915Guess they decided to make up for being relatively quiet over the holidaysprobably couldn't shitpost as easily from their phone with family looking over their shoulders.
>>41798924>>41798915Thread got worse for sure, but we're still here and we're not going anywhere.
>>41798957t. shitposting brigade
>>41798961>posting mares is badKill yourself now
>>417993679 years you've been trying to get your lesbionic dyke Mary Sue(s) in here now, fuck off.
>>41799376The most oppressed group in the universe is men who dare to love a mare that isn't approved by the council of autism
>>41799633>Council of autismBut enough about Fallout.
>>41799709>9 years loving my waifu no matter what anyone saysYou're the kind of person who would allow yourself to be shamed away from dating a mare if they were real and for that I feel bad for you.
>>41799719The dedication to this act is amazing. First you hate the general for existing (never got an answer as to why either), then we all have to be ponies, then we had to weather all those creative 'mare OC's like Shitty, Vorey and worse, now it's your plain fuck awful male-hating lesbians.Eat shit and die in real life.
>>41799724Are you actually schizophrenic? I've been a pipgod for almost a decade and you clearly have me confused for literally every shitposter that's been here.You don't like my waifu and your panties are in a knot.
>>41798343>But enough about RD.Opinion discarded. Straight Dash is the only Dash.
>>41792580Have to give it a look. Neat recommendation.
I saw a shooting star tonight
>>41801213Cute, need more of this stuff.>>41801380Too bad it didn't fall on your faggot ass.
>>41801213Man, no matter how often I see this image, it still hits. Even years later.
>>41798808It's just one part of the life with your mare. But it's an important one.
>>41801540I post mares, you post seethe. The faggot here is you.
Since there is not much active green in thread I started reading https://www.fimfiction.net/story/394086/friendship-lessonsIt is great. Just use some addon to replace the name from whatever to Anon.
I respect littlepip-faggot.He is a faggot.But he is pure.Who else can say the same?
>>41803565well I ain't a faggot
>>41803565I see people changing waifus every few months, hopping between high-tier mares like women dating. Yesterday's tempestfags become today's steelafags and get no shit for it.Sometimes you find a mare you just like and littlepipfaggot has been nothing if not consistent (and a little obnoxious at times). If I got as much pushback for being a ponkfag as he did I'd probably get banned for spamming Pinkie out of spite. Godspeed you glorious autist.
>>41804052Liking and posting a mare doesn't equal waifuing her. I post a couple of mares every now and then and read their greens, but that doesn't make them my waifus. There's only one mare on that spot, but it would be retarded to stop posting other ponies because of it.
Remember to make sure whether or not your mare is pregnant, or just getting fatIt can be hard to tell in some cases.
>>41804166>in the mare waifu thread>posts other mares when he could be posting his mare waifuShe is everything to me.
>>41805019>posts other mares when he could be posting his mare waifuLike many mares.Love one.Simple as.
>Year of the Snake>Thousands of snakes slither out of the Everfree Forest to claim their hussssbandossss
>>41806154if you think about it, a snake's ventral scales are basically a bunch of hooves
>>41806154>>41807167A shame the strange waifu thread is lost to time.
>>41807250Same as /foe/. This thread has been dormant for weeks now.
>>41807766I don't view the fallout threads as a great loss, though I thought the setting was retarded from day 1 so that probably explains it.
>>41807250>he wasn't at the strangefu meetup at mare fairWe became eldritch unknowable beings in our own right.>>41807766Snowponies too, no great loss
>>41808324>Snowponies tooThis Anon needs some glasses.>>41702987
My friend lost his mare recently, I am pretty heart broken over it. its my greatest fear. drawing to get the hurt out.have her in your thoughts bros and I hope you all are well
>>41808730Damn that's sad to hear.
>>41807250If by that you mean "dead, buried, and forgotten", good riddance.
>>41808399>thread on life support for over a monthAt least planeponies had a panel at mare fair and a few diehard autists
>>41809356plane autism is its own kettle of fish and it carries over to the plane thread. Snowponies don't have much going for them beyond what's there. It dying off for a while until something new comes up probably wouldn't hurt, mostly because half the board are zombie generals anywayI really don't like the number of fetish generals though, especially the ones that are basically cub/lolicon shit. They creep me out.
>>41809371/jdb/ is some actual psyop shityou check it out of curiousity and you're gooning to pestil art laterthe hypnotic power of cunny is not to be trifled with
>>41809383The prevailing idea that women are only romantically eligible after they've hit the wall is itself a psyop, so it's only fair that the forces of normalcy get their turn.
>>41809866>forces of normalcy get their turn.look man I'm all for frowning at hagmaxxing but you don't get to claim the high ground when you're pushing for people to target characters that are both mentally and physically a child.And I know "but art" is the usual refrain here and I say if you're attracted to the mentality of a child you deserve to be scrutinized.At least wait until they're 15.
That's all fascinating and stuff (not really), but can we return to mares?
>>41807250The technology thread has disappeared too.
>>41810204instructions unclear, mare returned to (you)
>>41804166>Liking and posting a mare doesn't equal waifuing her. This, people get the two mixed up all too often. even just using a certain pony as a reaction image or someone being horny for one automatically gets you labeled as a waifufag for her by ignorant anons.>I post a couple of mares every now and then and read their greens, but that doesn't make them my waifus. I do the same in support of other waifufags in their threads and across the board, I can only hope it doesn't fall on deaf ears.
>>41811521>I can only hope it doesn't fall on deaf ears.I think most people get that. The board would be very monotone if everyone would just post his waifu and nothing else.
>>41811710>you stop posting your waifu>other people still post her>i stop posting my waifu>she doesn't get posted anymoreDilemma
>>41806154No.You die and you go to Hell.And you stay there.
>>41811728Some people are just special.
Sun mare.
>>41812587
wake up /mlp/
>>41813342>Pregnant mare>Wake up in the bed in the middle of the night.>Spoon your mare waifu and feel the baby bump growing in her belly.>Smile, because in the future you'll soon be having another treasure to cherish.>Let the slow and rise and fall of your Mare's diaphragm lull you back to sleep.>Dream of chasing giggling, ankle biters.
>>41814125Simple, but wholesome. I couldn't think of anything better than that.
>>41814125the dream of man
>>41813342I wonder whether resting on her back is good for the foal. The pose shifts a lot of weight around.
>>41814896>THOU ART MOST WELCOME!
>>41815353thanks moonbottom
>>41815353Lulu really deserves more hugs for all the nonsense she has to experience every night.
>>41813342This sight would a reason to wake up every morning.
>>41816363Even if you made it happen a dozen times, it would still be just as magical
>>41811131The Plot of Doom™ strikes again!
>>41817130It's true. And I'd make it happen as often as my mare would be comfortable with.
>>41817500Depending on the mare, you might be the one struggling to keep up
>>41818047Who do you have in mind? I figure Applejack or a mare of her extended family would be the most foal hungry of them all.
>>41792580Oh, that's my stuff being shilled here.Hopefully I get to write more stuff about simple loving like this, don't get to do it as much as >rape or softcore BDSM shit, which honestly are not /nmp/ material at all.In turn, I'd shill this pregnant kirin mare cuddling green from the now-archived kirin thread.https://ponepaste.org/10629The kirin really don't get a lot of greens, especially about the humanxkirin romance and NOT about Auts.
>>41806154
>>41806154No thanks I'm not a vorefag.
>>41818173Yeah, once an apple starts rolling it's hard to get them to stop until they get to the bottom of the hill, so to speak.
>>41812587>>41812638...To boop the Sun...
>>41819146
>>41819146yes this is to my liking
>>41819146Based.
>>41819146JTRHNBR
/mlp/ is never beating the zoophile allegations
>>41819185fuck that, be honest with yourself and others; it's only worth dishonesty and repression when the REAL allegations hit
>>41819167sauce?
>>41819189I will forever use the xenophilia cope, especially because it actually applies to me. real stuff is indeed nasty.
>>41819185Are we trying to?
>>41819195samepastel horses are capable of cleaning themselves and holding a conversation, real horses aren't and can't.easy to see who's the winner here.
>>41819195>>41819330That's fair, xenophilia cope is legit if you're just into MLPonies, I'm just into both. Anybody who spends time with animals knows how to communicate with them, especially about simple things like pleasure and pain, so the "can't consent" argument always struck me as cope to rationalize a deeper (still respectable) ick.
>>41819185Who cares? Why should anyone here bother about the crap that normalfags think?
get up
>>41820328>get up>bipedal satyrI see what you did there.
>>41819167Source?
>>41821286>Cloudy with a chance of marriage
>>41821683
>>41821286It's cute how simple things like these can become so intimate. Especially when ponies can't do them all alone unless they're unicorns.
