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Bat wants to know why there is no Year of the Bat

>>41806403
Question? I fucked bats. I have done nothing but fuck bats for three days.

>>41806443
Stock up on mangoes, you will soon have a lot more mouths to feed.

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>>41806443
Enjoy your 'wife' and kids. She's going to get get super comfy in your house, turn into a bat milf and expect you to help her raise the foals. It's game over.

>>41806455
You know, it's rude OP didn't mention he's a batpony himself. Also did you just dox his entire family?

>>41806403

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Muscular bat...

TBD
I hate those rodent niggas.
Not even honorary ponies, bats suck ass. Put bats in bat traps, torture bats, fry them in a wok, I hate bat "ponies". Just a disgusting race.

>>41806762
>fry them in the wok
Last time someone tried I got mild brain damage

>>41806403
>Another forced general

>>41806874
>hit post limit twice
>but "nobody likes it it's forced"
Have you ever looked up the definition of schizophrenia?

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>>41806874
>Nobody wants to fuck bats!
>almost every guy on the block has a bat wife and 1-6 fillies.

>>41806925
Batslop is bad precisely because it's popular

>>41807735
Found the hipster.

>>41807797
Welcome to 4chan

>>41806874
>t. canternigger buttmad his patriarchial Equestria doesn't get real discussion besides him getting shat on
VNR.

Guys, how do I convince my bat gf to have a traditional wedding? She keeps saying we're already married and don't need one, but I've always wanted to see a mare walk down the isle for me. I know she has a point, it is expensive and bats don't do that, but it's really important for me.

>>41808683
Tell her that's symbolic anyway, only to enforce her and your marriage status to everyone else.

>>41808683
I suspect that she did a lot of things humans don't do, too. It's only fair if you two did something the human way.

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I will fuck the bat pony. I will make lots and lots of cute little fillies with her, filling the town with our daughters, who, due to inheriting my human diurnality, will befriend the human boys while scaring away the girls, instinctually grooming their human friends for a future married life with them, filling the town with even more cute bats.
I will let my beautiful, dommy bat wife seduce and fuck me whenever she wants (which is often as batmares are very horny), impregnating her fertile pussy with an another adorable batfilly.
I will make all the retards on the political spectrum cope and seethe, for being a "chud" who disrespects women in favour of marrying a bat mare, for being a "batslopper" who doesn't shape himself to try and be attractive to women, but instead being obedient to my bat wife, letting her shape me, her subby human hubby, to suit her desires of a perfect husband.
I will spread interspecies propaganda to rile the aforementioned retards up even more. I will talk about how much I love my bat mare wife, and how great her Beautiful Bat Cunt feels. I will adopt to her alien customs as a good, conquered husband I am.
And there's nothing that can stop me.

>>41808794
Least horny /mlp/ member

Batmare fart

Bat mare biting this guy >41808835's nose away so he can't sense any smell again.

>>41806455
>It's game over.
For whom? Because you describe the start of the game, not the end.

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>>41808683
You gotta remember this from a bat's perspective. 'Marriage' is the act of her forcefully inserting herself into your life. If you humored her and reinforced the idea that she really is your wife, then she feels like she already 'won'. You, your house and all your future kids belong to her now.

She can finally stop sneaking around, hissing at guys to try and get them to submit, being outside in the cold. She can just get comfy, have foals and focus on becoming a milf.

Talking about doing a wedding now, doing anything to establish herself as your wife, is seen as you pushing her back to those flighty single days. If she's upset at the idea it's because she's already comfy and doesn't want to keep struggling, something tiring to her in her new phase of life. This is why the idea is stressful to a lot of bat mares.

If you want to have a wedding then you have to peg it as NOT a way for her to establish herself as your wife. It'd be better to try and convince her it's a way to show you off to her bat pony friends.

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>>41808804
That's the thing. Once you get a few bat fillies in town, they'll attatch themselves to their unsuspecting classmates and make sure they turn out like>>41808794

>>41808794
boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing...

>>41809193
Is there a scientific term for ontense sexual attraction towards baps?

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>>41809208
Chirophillia.

>>41809250
That's the scientific name of hand fetishism

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>>41809257
Yes

>>41809257
No, that cheirophillia. Chirophillia is without the e.

>>41809267
Huh, really? Must have remembered something wrong

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>>41809193
>they'll attatch themselves to their unsuspecting classmates and make sure they turn out like
Basedbasedbased! More human men getting BATTED in the future, filling the town with cute bat ponies and making retards cry! I would be glad to contribute to that with my bat wife.

A PSA to all of You!
When it's evening and you are in a bar and a batmare is suspiciously nice to you and orders you drinks and pays for your drinks, but she herself refrain from drinking much...
THIS IS in 90% A SIGN SHE IS A VAMPIRE
And she knows that she will have her own alcoholic buzz, once she drinks the alcohol she paid for from your veins later into the night, once she seduce you and rape you. Stay safe and drink responsibly.

>>41809468
>rape you
Can't rape the willing.

>>41809468
>vampire
Do you stop appearig in mirrors once they bite you? Because vampires have a billion idiotic weaknesses you probably couldn't live comfrotably with

>>41809468
Nonsense! There's no such thing as a vampire batmare. Bats don't suck blood. You should be kind when a bat asks you to put away the garlic, or show her your neck, not suspicious. They are completely normal and reasonable requests.

>>41809468
should I be concerned about the vampire part? Does that mean she can infect me with a disease or something?

>>41808794
based based based

>>41810154
You get bat fever, alternatively can turn into a bapony or something. Depending on the kind of vampire

>>41810241
>alternatively can turn into a bapony or something
Sounds like a bonus if you ask me.

>>41810241
>can turn into a batpony
so no downsides? sign me up for this bat pony stuff!

>>41810241
>alternatively can turn into a bapony
Baps are themselves just batified pegasi so this PTFG shit is retarded (like that general itself).

>>41811327
Yeah, humans turning into bat ponies isn't something I want in this general. Personally I like the idea that Luna made bats, rather them being some contagious thing or some curse. Maybe a pat pony biting you can do something, but it won't turn you into a bat. If you do turn into a bat, you'll have to seek out some magic to do that intentionally, rather then just
>Haha, wouldn't it be funny if one of these bats around here could transform me. Wouldn't it be crazy?

Also if you turn into a bat, bats won't want to "marry" you anymore. If you already have a bat "wife" she'll be against it because she likes you as you are.

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>>41811360
MYYYYYYY bat pony would love me either way. Just saying. Dork!

>>41811558
Didn't say she would stop loving you! Just that if you sat down and told her you were thinking about buying a bat potion, she'd be confused, and ask you not to do it.

>>41811360
I believe that getting bit by a bap would just turn you in a classic human vampire. You get their long sharp fangs and maybe you also develop a weird inclination for mangoes along with blood, but that's it.

>>41811569
>a weird inclination for mangoes along with blood
So like a regular vampire, but even gayer.

>>41811579
Well, duh. Your batwife's (in)famous love for mangoes has to go somewhere when she bites you.

>>41806455
why did you have to quote wife, that's exactly what a wife is supposed to do you autistic fuck

>>41806874
maybe you should make threads so good that this one slides before the bump limit then

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>batmares don't talk to me except for my one weird online batmare friend

>>41811668
>online batmare friend (male)

>>41811668
What are you doing to keep them away? I'm dealing with several new "suitors" a week, how do you have it so easy? It's not fair.

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>>41811702
I think they know my foreskin has been stolen

>>41811711
protip: nobody really cares about that other than you and similarly autistic people online who will never see it

>>41811717
But the health effects! Erectile dysfunction statistics! Jews!

>>41811717
but i care i hope their for skin is back to them :( get better soon

>>41811720
my health is good and my dick works fine. I'm not getting it back so why would I waste time giving a shit? I cum every time so its fine for me, I just won't do it to my sons

>>41808689
>>41809190
Thanks, you really helped me see things from the bat perspective. I was blind to how insisting on a wedding could make her feel insecure, it's not a thought that would occur to me. I'm still only thinking of marriage as something that people agree on together, rather than something that she did to me. There's not many people talking about bat-human culture shock and how to work around it, so there's been a lot of hiccups like this.

We talked about it, and she's excited to get to kiss me in front of a crowd. We still have a lot to work out about how to do the ceremony. There's still a lot she wants to cut or change. Lots of small bits about the script, like having someone give her permission to kiss me, or getting pronounced husband and wife, all easy to fix with the perspective that we're announcing the marriage rather than starting it. She doesn't want to exchange vows either. I was worried about rings since she isn't a unicorn and can't wear one, but she really likes that part. I'll have to figure out something, maybe I can get her something to put in her mane.

Still, cutting all the stuff about new beginnings and anything she thinks is too fancy is leaving the wedding a bit empty, and I need more ideas for things to do. This new direction has brought out her possessive side, so I'm sure she'll think of things, but I'm a bit worried about what they'll be.

>>41811850
>I was worried about rings since she isn't a unicorn and can't wear one, but she really likes that part. I'll have to figure out something, maybe I can get her something to put in her mane.
Get bracelets. One for her hoof and one for your arm.

>>41811719
that seems like a really bad idea but still
>giwtwm

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Maybe the bats could try getting a job instead of being such massive sluts

>>41812204
>Maybe the bats could try getting a job
Okay, where?

>>41812204
Yeah uh can I get a uh... bat booty supremo with extra fart.

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>>41811702
anti-thestral deodorant
it makes you smell like you've already been claimed so bats leave you alone

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>>41811850
>something that she did to me
That's a good way to look at it. A wedding should be a celebration of HER accomplishment, if it's to be acceptable to her.

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>>41812334
The problem is once they figure it out, you'll become a bigger target. They'll just think 'wow! This guy is so smart! My foals will be super smart too!'

Basically, bat ponies enjoy the challange of 'claiming' a difficult male. Trying to keep them out just makes them want to have foals with you more.

The ONLY way to keep the bat ponies off of you is to friendzone one. The only thing they respect is other bat ponies so having one living in your house is the only option here.

This can be difficult as she will be trying to rape you for months. However, if you can keep her from doing so, ideally get a girlfriend (not her), and keep reinforcing the idea that she's just a friend, eventually she'll give up and just be content to live in your basement or attic as a permavirgin.

What about bat stallions?

>>41812798
They break into your house and impregnate you repeatedly until you become the MILF. Easy.

>>41812800
Will they still try my other holes? I sure hope so.

>>41812798
Most of them end up moving back to equestria. I think they have a wanderlust and need for adventure that can't be easily satisfied on earth like in their homeland. I met one in a national park once though. He was pretty cool.

>>41812776
>ideally get a girlfriend
You lost me there, chief. The bat pony is the better option.

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>>41812854
Don't forget the stay-at-home bat dads. The batsculine urge to protect a stinky swamp bat village: go home and be a family stud

>>41811569
This is just foolish. Vampiric Batmares will not turn you into vampire, Anon, they will do a thing much worse! You will be enthralled by her, enslaved by her charm. She will let you love her and in return she will take your affection, your blood and your semen. She will make you sire a new generation of wicked batspawns, propagating her sanguine kind among the night, to spread debauchery through the land.

>>41813409
Or your dick will fall off from some disease she is carrying

>>41812798
if you're (un?)lucky, a fag bat will take a liking to you and scare away any bat mares who were attempting to get you. Being gay with a bat stallion is, well, gay, but at least you won't be producing cringe bat foals in the process.

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>>41813409
That's up to her to decide whether to turn you into a proper vamp or a mere thrall.
Most bat mares want a subby hubby, always having their cock ready for bap pussy so the latter is more likely.

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>>41812776
>my neutral smell from using plain soaps and jet fuel residue confuses bat mares
>they can't tell if i'm claimed, they also can't track me by smell unless they know to follow the chemical scents
>

>>41813991
What if you get a stallion and a mare?

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Foraging bat.

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Is Vinyl a half/quarter-bap, born from those few unicorn stallions fucking a batmare or her eye colour just weird as shit?

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>>41815565
I mean...
>red eyes
>doesn't own her own house, has to a share the living space with a donkey
>bat ponies are rebellious and kinda degens
>Vinyl is rebellious and is kinda of a degen
Verdict: clearly a bat pony pretending to be a unicorn, is able to use unicorn magic because reasons.
Ponyville may be bap-free at the first glance, but watch out for her, she may invade your shit and insist that she's your wife now.

>>41816104
Imagine this. Times seven. Every day. 2-3 times a day. That's what a bat wife would bring to you.

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I want Lucky to make me her husband. I want to have many bat fillies together with her.

>>41816202
But unlike most bat pones, Lucky has a room.

>>41816375

A room to go boom-boom, together now and forever.

>>41816481
> https://youtu.be/PF1wvwbzWWw
> https://youtu.be/0LQRmxPqSEQ

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>>41806403
SEXO

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>live in one town
>work in different city
>town has few bats while city is packed
>bats can't keep up with cars to follow you home
>clock out of work and go to car
>bat is waiting on your car for you and wants to go home with you

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>>41818908
You'd probably have to check the back seat evey day as bat ponies would keep sneaking in, hoping to get a ride back to your place.

>>41817321
No, not that.

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If you had to pick one canon character to turn into a bat, who would it be?

>>41819708
Rarity. She'd be like a fancy vampire and it would make my pp the big pp.

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>>41819708
Only one option.

>>41819708
>Batlestia
That contrast would cause some problems.

>>41818908
Jokes on her, the car IS my home. She picked a wrong husband if she wanted to be a matron of a big house.

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>>41819176
>listen to an hour of incel chud "blackpilled on women" content on the drive home unaware of a batmare in my backseat
>get home
>she starts ranting about "foids" and "total women death"

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>>41821323
>"Your females are just so awful! No sense of responsibility for anything, they're so greedy, lazy and vile."
>"How about you marry a bat pony mare like me instead? I'll put you in good shape and we will make sure our foals will grow up responsible."
>"...and that they will take even more human colts from those wretched hussies."

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>>41821323
>Women are fine... as long as they remain kissless perma-virgins for life. Breeding is for bats only.

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>>41819708
Autumn Blaze. Nothing would really change, she's already as b̶a̶s̶e̶d̶ unhinged as an average bat mare but more fiery.

>>41821323
>she starts ranting
That's unnecessary. Her being there is all she has to do.

>Thread is titled don't fuck bats
>Everyone is fucking the bats
I expected more from you anonymous.

>>41821942
Where do you think we are?

>>41821697
>I'll put you in good shape
Should I be worried?

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>>41822478
Bats: They really like making a place theirs. Once a bat pony moves in she'll often try to redecorate the place to establish is as 'hers'. This also extends to their new 'husband'.

It will calm down after her first foal, but single bat mares still retain their fillyhood instinct to groom their mate. She'll groom you into wearing clothes she likes to see on you, teaching you to have sex the way she likes, pushing you to be healthier and get a better job.

People who let the bat pony have her way often end up losing weight, feeling better and making much more money than before she came around. However, the new 'husband' didn't really 'earn' it and that's a deal breaker for most men.

>>41822685
That's a bat stallion.

>>41822969
That doesn't bother me so much. At least not as much as the fact that the tail is coming out of the ass.

>>41821942
Instruction unclear, bat stuck in house.

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Snowy batty bump

>>41821327
Weird kink but you've got to keep the wife happy, I guess.

Batmares can use their farts to kill pests for their hubbies. They'll position their ample behinds towards their prey, wiggle it, mlem and grunt and let out a puff of visible brownish-green gas that engulfs the poor critter who takes one breath and falls over stiff as a board.

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>>41821697
>>41821323
>bats flocked to bigger cities for the night life and more plentiful people
>however, city people are more aggressively socialized and less patient
>competition is fierce as cities have more hardcore normies resistant to deviating from standard dating
>bat mares have to be more selective, especially in Tampa, Florida
>breaking into someone's house could end up with a dead bat, so they really scope out the man they're after
>homeless people run rampant at night cooking meth in the forests and haunting gas stations
>black people are the primary nocturnal predators in cities, luckily they can be scared off easily
>bat mares need to be aggressive, because confrontations can quickly become violent
>bats tend to congregate in quieter areas of the cities, quickly figuring out which places to avoid
>the ideal situation for a bat mare is to leave the city, but bats don't really like leaving the cities, small town cops are more likely to actually show up if a Karen calls 911 over a bat mare
>once a city bat has scoped out a suitable man, she usually stalks him for a few weeks, trying to gauge what type of approach she should make
>competition is fierce, there may be more than one bat with their eyes on you
>bats can manage small herds, no more than 3, before they begin to get aggressive with eachother
>with the social safety net of 2 other mares, a small group of bats is able to venture out to smaller nearby towns
>a guy in the city regularly socializes with women, and is probably orbiting one
>somehow it's a difficult task to steal a guy like that from a woman who barely knows he exists
>guys from smaller towns don't socialize as much if at all, some of them commute to work in the cities
>this is how the phenomenon of bats hiding in cars began, so they could securely travel 50+ miles right to the home of their prey in a small town where there as virtually no competition

>>41827979
>driving on home, wondering what that weird chittering in the background is
>back home opening the boot, getting suprise-pomf'ed by the chest fluff of three baps

Boom, boom, boom, boom...
She wants you in her room...
> https://derpibooru.org/images/3523208

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bat = smart

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>>41829502
Unf smart bap plap plap

>>41827979
I think this is a wonderful prompt, though PiE isn't the most popular, a lot of interesting plotlines could be developed with a gang of bats traversing the city looking for a Anon's house to call home.

>>41829519
>femboy bat
unf

>>41829635
Huh?

>>41829635
die you literal faggot

Sucked by a batpony
(gone sexual)

https://files.catbox.moe/d6tyeu.png

>>41829691
this bat is actually a femboy according to the artists. You should be thankful to him that he warned you

>>41830573
Cute and hawt. GJ

>>41830866
Depressing.

https://ponerpics.org/images/7079140

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bap already made herself comfortable

>>41832685
Probably too late for you. They usually do this while you're asleep or at work.

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Would you let bat ponies hitch a ride with you? Even knowing they're using you to branch out and breed?

>>41832685
Well guess I have no choice but to sleep with her!

>>41830573
Ended up finishing this drawing up https://files.catbox.moe/68kizu.png

>>41833871
Nice. Echo a cutie.

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is this a trap to trick me into marriage

>>41833980
What kind of a bat? The bat pony or the actual bat?

>>41833986
I assume the same bat that is asking the question

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>>41819708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0KwDtRfCfM
>this but with batlestia

>>41833480
>using you to branch out and breed?
Isn't that mutual? At least the breeding part?

I imagine that due to all the screeching bat mares generally have high-pitched voices. More than any other pony race on average.

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I wonder how desired would be a man who beats his meat to bat ponies to them. Like me for example.
Too bad that in case of interdimensional contact they'll likely flock to (sub)tropics where fruits are more varied and available, not where I live. Hopefully in that case there will be more regular ponies and snow ponies instead, I'd gladly accept a snowp in my house and feed her feesh (especially if she marries me).

>>41834214
From what I've gathered, it's a good start. But it's the roof above your head that seals the deal.

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>>41834099
Presumably you'd have a bat wife by that point. But the bat ponies you let get a ride with you will most likely go about raping the country side.

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>>41832685
People joke about mangos and stuff but bat ponies look more so for comfy dwellings. If you want to attract a bat, get a big comfy bed and big comfy sofa. Buy tons of blankets, pillows, socks, even plushies.

Often times, if you can make your room cozy enough then when a bat comes by to scout it out they won't be able to help themselves and will just build a little 'nest' on your bed right then. Of course, expect her to become extremely territorial over it once she's on. She likely won't let you sleep on 'her' bed again until she's sure she's pregnant. Hence why it's good to have a nice couch.

Bat bump.

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>>41833480
I would actively offer rides for batpones and spread them as far as possible so they can take over the world faster.

>>41836117
>Anon spreads so many bats that they become banned import 'goods'

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>>41835001
bats are naturally drawn to comfy
thats why they keep taking your clothes

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Hello fellow Anonymous users. If you want bats to stay away from your home, you should leave your dirty laundry by an open window at night.
The smell will repel any female bats in the area. Especially the horny ones.

>>41837077
I want Echo to claim me as her hubby.

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>>41837064
Usually if she's wearing clothes it means she's already succesfully 'married' somebody. Though foals born of human husbands also have this habit.

>>41833907
>These teeth
This will end in pain.

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Japan and South Korea will be the first nations to fall.

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>Your waifu turns into a bat pony and is suddenly filled with the instinct to invade a home and breed.

>>41837863
Nice ass, but probably will be gone xD

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>>41836117
Where do you drop them off? Assuming any such location will become bat pony majority in 3 generations.

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>>41812798
Their lifestyle depends on where they live.

The vast majority of stallions stay in bat-majority areas. Here, the gender ratio is about 50:50. In the absent of human colts, fillies will groom the pony colts instead and a bat colt will generally make zero attempt to resist her. Most stallions will have grown up knowing what mare they 'belong' to.

In areas where bat ponies are a minority, mares give birth overwhelmingly to daughters. Hence, bat pony stallions are rare. Bat mares are always much more interested in raping other species, leaving the stallions to hump their onaholes in their young adulthood. However, eventually teh unsucessful bat mares will come crawling back to them. As such, bat stallions eventually end up with a harem of rejected mares. They manage to have just enough kids to keep the bat population stable.

>>41838345
>bat stallions eventually end up with a harem of rejected mares
That doesn't sound so bad for the stallions.

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>>41838485
Oh, the stallions get very lucky... eventually. They just gotta deal with being invisible to girls for twenty-something years and then BOOM! Girls are suddenly desperate to have him, begging him for forgiveness and promising they'll spend the rest of their lives making it up to him. Then he can spend the rest of his life like a male lion with his herd doting on him.

>>41838345
>Can snipe for prison gay bat stallions before they're noticed
Neat.

>>41838326
Should go faster though.

>>41837451
Why should my waifu feel the need to invade a home and find another mate?

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>>41835001
What's she gonna do if I just bodyslam into bed next to her? She can't move me, I can make myself heavy.

>>41839916
This happens before she meets you.

>>41840795
That's where the until she's pregnant part comes into play. Because if you climb into the bed, you move yourself into mating range.

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>>41840795
She'd rape you, then shove you out of her new nest while you're recovering post-nut. You're not allowed to sleep in it until she's preggers.

>>41841023
What if I'm cold? And I want to cuddle with a cute warm thestral mare as soon as possible...

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>>41841023
Do bats really not realize humans like cuddling?

>>41841023
Nah, don't like that headcanon. That goes from having a dominant batmare to just pathetic beta shit.

>>41841288
>beta
That's the essence of the entire prompt though.

>>41841669
I think there's a fine line. Having a dommy, rapey bat who still loves and takes care of you is fine, but having her prevent you from even using your own bed is too close to horrible woman behaviour for my taste.

>>41841038
Yes, but not till she's pregnant. Then you're her husband.

>>41841809
Hot

>>41841770
>horrible
I mean, it goes in that direction, but done to force constructive results instead of destructive disasters.

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>>41841038
>bats did not realize it at first, but humans are not supposed to be as antisocial as cities make them out to be
>human stallions simply tolerate being alone because they have no other choice
>highly social bats don't really have an issue with getting kicked out of bed because they always have someone to go cuddle and stay warm with
>human stallions also like to cuddle, but they'll never admit they probably haven't been hugged in years or ever
>scorn a human stallion like that, and he's just been rejected by a prospective mate
>some of them will tolerate it indefinitely out of a fear of being alone again
>others might cut all ties immediately and begin the process of removing the bat who is now seen as a leech sapping what little resources he has
>human stallions are paranoid of both thestral and human mares only maintaining a relationship with them for resources
Treat your Anon nicely, they take next to no effort to make happy.

>>41841023
but if we're sleeping in the same bed it makes it more convenient to attempt to impregnate her more frequently.

>>41842885
>they take next to no effort to make happy
This. It shouldn't be hard.

>>41843628
and yet the batmare in my house keeps eating all my fruit

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>"Why yes hooman, I am totally a bat pony."
>"You have to accept me as your wife now and give me chi- mangoes, I mean. Or..." *muffled mumbling in an another language*
>"Or I mean, we should have sex to have a foal together, like right now. After that I won't kick you out of my bed. Yes."

I don't like bats, all the marebats I've met had severe mental retardation
I always feel a mix of extreme sadness, and discomfort around them because they almost seem sentient, but it's clear there's nothing going on in their brains.

>>41844425
>all the marebats I've met had severe mental retardation
They aren't technically retarded, that's just "normal" for baps.

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>>41844412
Cuddling before marriage?

>>41844441
They are most certainly braindead, and in 9 out of 10 cases they are also femboys larping as mares

I do not feel safe around "fem" bats

>>41844500
This totally a true "bianfu ma" already considers herself married, so it's not cuddling before marriage.

>>41844412
Uh, miss bat mare mam? Why are your hooves cloven?

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While the headcanon (that is based on some bat species' actual feeding habits) of baps eating ze bugs is wildly rejected in favour of them being frugivores, I feel like baps would be one of the most ferocious enemies of changelings.

>>41844844
I like this headcannon too because I already headcannon that Bat's special magic deals with perception, making them see, hear, and sneak better than earth ponies and Pegasus.

>>41844844
>>41844863
The question would be, where do they fit into the ecosystem?
There are already fruit bats in Equestria (there was an entire episode about them), so what life exists to keep the parasprite and twittermite populations in check?

For what purpose would bat ponies evolve? Gain sentience?

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>>41845031
To glorify, worship and serve Her.

>>41845029
I'd assume they're a genetic offshoot of the Pegasi, either changed via a long isolation in ancient times or because of some magic incident.

>>41845146
Interesting.
So id bat ponies formed as, say, a result of the Lunar Insurrection a thousand years ago, then presumably only their appearance has changed.
They would then have the same diet as pegasus ponies.
Their well-known promiscuity is probably an attempt to maintain their heritage, in the face of a dwindling population.

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>>41845146
>Hmmm? Is that what the day ponies told you? I heard that bat ponies were the first and all the others are offshoots of us.
>I don't have facts to back this up, but... well neither to they! You'll believe me, riiiiiight?

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>>41845370
>Their well-known promiscuity is probably an attempt to maintain their heritage
It's cause Luna is a pervert and passed it on to them.

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>>41845381
Right, time to check the histories against archaeological research and the fossil record.

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>>41845426
>Please find bat pony fossils! Please find bat pony fossils! Please find bat pony fossils!
>The pegasi have always been calling us an offshoot! I neeeed them to the be the offshoot!

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>>41845426
>When they find evidence that pegasi are an offshoot of bat ponies!
>Celestia created them because she was jealous Luna had all the fliers!

>>41845440
Look, you might not have been first, but only you have a direct connection to a princess. Unicorns weren't created by Celestia, Crystal ponies weren't created by Cadence. Only you have a linage that traces back to Luna's magic, and I know she still cares deeply about all of you.

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>I really don't mean to be a bully, Dad! I don't normally fight with the human fillies it's just... when they get too friendly with a colt it just makes me so mad! A-and she was trying to talk to my favorite colt too. I didn't even hurt her!
>Why can't they just play with each other? I mean, all the other bat fillies are like that too.
>You understand, right?

>>41846003
Aw sweetie. Jealousy is natural, especially for a bat pony. I know it must be hard seeing your best friend talk to other people, but you can't let it control you. How would you like it if the human girls started screeching at you every time you tried to talk to him? Everyone has to play fairly, or nobody will be able to play. Now, is there a fair and kind way you can keep girls away from your friend? I know mom has already told you.

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>>41846013
>Um... k-keep telling him about how gross and mean human fillies are? S-so he won't want to talk to them? A-and just make sure I'm always by his side...
>But, Daaaaad! Grooming a colt takes forever! And I want him to stop talking to human girls nooooow! Why can't they just go away and let me play with him?

>>41846046
It's slow, but it's the only way. How did that boy you like feel when you chased away the girls he was trying to play with? If you keep this up, he's going to think you're mean, and decide he'd rather play with other bats, or he might even decide he likes those human girls more than you.

Human girls are mean, so you don't have to stoop to their level. If you try to make him like you by lying and bullying, they will beat you because they're better at it. You have to be better than them. Treat the "colts" like people who can decide who they want to play with, rather than prizes to be fought over.

Also, I'll let you in on a little secret sweetie. If you ask him if there are any girls he wants you to screech at, like someone who's taken his lunch money or stuck gum on his desk, and he says there are, you can screech at them as much as you want, and he'll really like that.

>>41846078
>spoiler
Sneaky, but true.

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>>41806455
Game over?

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>>41847879
Yep. The bat pony won. Successfully shoved herself into the center of your life. Your life revolves around her and her foals now. Game. Over.

>>41841038
Gravy butt

>>41847999
If that's the end result, I want the game to be over.

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>>41841288
>>41841770
>>41841028
>Babe, I shoved you out of bed ONE time. Three years ago! Look, you don't know what it's like being in rape-mode! You have so many hormones that make you really agressive and desperate and you tried bodyslamming your way into MY bed! All that estrogen just overwhelmed me.
>But I've had two foals with you now. I'm in nest mode now. I want you to cuddle with me and my foals all the time. You know you're more than welcome in my nest any time.

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>>41848103
But all the love and attention you were supposed to give to a human child will instead go... to THIS!

>>41848709
You know, it was during winter and your coat is just so soft and I just wanted to feel it again...
>>41848712
Such a cutie! A CUTIE!!! I love my daughters as well, they're just SO CUTE!

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How much clothes do you dress your fillies in? This will usually determine wether they wear clothing as adults.

>>41848769
Bat ponies aren't very resistant to cold with minimal winter coat growth so I dress them a lot during winter so they couldn't freeze.
During summer, some kind of shirt would more than enough.

>>41848712
>supposed to give to a human child
Since that would require me to a) fuck a woman and b) care about human children, I can't see any loss here as I do neither. It's foals or bust.

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>>41849131
>>41848792
>kekekeeee. I'm so glad you decided to have me instead of a human daughter. Now all your love goes to me. Kekeke...
>You're the best, daddy! I love you!
*sits on your lap*
>Read me a story?
*You realize she's just like her mom*

>>41849260
Such a cutie...
Okay sweetie, what you want me to read? Do you want to hear a story avout the ugly barnicle?

>>41848769
I raise her like a pony. No clothes except for special occasions.

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>>41849282
Bro, do you have any idea how smug and satisfied your bat-wife is going to be watching her daughter fall asleep cuddling on your lap?!

>>41849326
Yes. And I'd love to make my family happy.

Do these strange and weird 'batmares' actually love you, or do they just use you?

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>>41850395

>>41850395
Alright, consider my neurons activated.

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>>41806403