Candyass is pure sex and prime waifu material. Were it not for that meddling Shiny, she would easily be one of the most popular waifus. It's not fair.
>>41807274Part of the fun is cucking Shining
>>41807274>Were it not for that meddling Shiny, she would easily be one of the most popular waifuswhy is that a stopping factor?
>>41807274it’s ok there’s a consolation prize
I'm very happy for Cadance and her husband. They seem like a good couple and I'd be happy to come over for game night.
>>41807282I'd rather have a threesome with them. Shining is a qt
>>41807295You just know he has fantasies about being pinned down. Cadance would be supportive too.
>>41807295>>41807324Less than a quarter of an hour of posting and the thread's already gay
>>41807340Get back on track.
>>41807340Hey, we'd both fuck Cadance after, calm down.
>>41807343Yes. Let's.
>>41807340I feel bad leaving him out, doesn’t feel right just making him watch is all I’m saying. I have enough love for 2 ponies.
>>41807282why?
>>41807347Ahhhh! Hoof fluff! He is so perfect!
>>41807411you're looking for "unshorn fetlocks" as a tag fyi
Cadence ruins Shining Armor's art quantity way more than Shining Armor ruins Cadence's.
>>41807343that's not how you butter corn
>>41807815Have you tried?
>>41807340Welcome to /mlp/ 2025
>>41807402The feeling of fucking his mare in front of him, pounding her cunt that is swore by marriage to be only his and you're ripping into it.
>>41807847why would she allow that ?
>>41807847You will be sent to equestria as spike
>>41807959She's the princess of love, she's has a duty to uphold her honour.
>>41807965>getting jerked off via telekinesis after a hard day's workCould be worse.
>>41807965Spike becomes a chad
>>41807979>schizophreniayou’d fit in perfectly
>>41807995I'm not saying I approve of anon's behavior, I'm just saying it could be worse.
>>41807965https://ponerpics.org/images/886989
>>41807994That will be that anon after he stops being s ntrnigger
>>41807274how popular are we talking?
>>41807282>>41807284Based
Tradwife Cadence
>>41808441Anon, she's a reigning princess in reality where all authority figures all female. An Equestrian tradwife probably has a role more similar to our idea of the husband's traditional role
>>41807274Her daughter is hotter
>>41808441She cucks Shining almost 24/7 she is too addicted to love.
>>41807274I'll never forgive Pokehidden for not making a scene with herYou get to fuck 2/3 princesses? Cringe
>>41809244You get to fuck Princess Big Mac too
>>41807274Imagine not just having 3 ways with the both of them. Hell Shining is such a cuck he would be the one to come up with the idea. Then you show up and he mostly just watches. Kinky little stallion. He cute tho.
>>41807293>game nightIs that what they call it? Lol you're gonna end up in their bed.
>>41807340Bi. I'm going to fuck both of them.
>>41809259>making it sound like a bad thing.You get to sleep with the cutest mare and the cutest stallion in Equestria. That's a win if I've ever seen one. Also you just know their little shit will walk on you having sex. She'll call you mommy if you're a bottom.
>>41808471Sure that's not Celestia's daughter? Do we even know who the mother is?
Of course. Can't have a Condense thread without the polyshits and fags.
>>41809244Celestia is the one fucking you.
>>41808342>putting my post with that cuck shitdusgustingI meant whats stopping anons to just ignore his existance?
>>41808471>said anon after going into her personal torture dungeon
>>41809276They're a package deal, I'm afraid. Can't have the Princess without her Prince
Can you marry a married couple?
>>41809759Anything's possible if you have faith in yourself.
>>41809769or mormon jesus
>>41809759As the ultimate power (of love) couple: whatever they say is the final word and no one is going to question shit.It would be like Luna deciding to mess with all the constellations or Celestia implementing DST for no reason. Royal prerogative motherfucker.
>>41807282fpbp
>>41807274I don't like her.
>>41810473why is that
>>41810536She's pink
>>41810545>But!
>>41810550No, no butt.
>>41810557>Uhm, yes~.
>>41808441>literally the princess of family
>>41810573didn’t know she could drive
>>41810576I get it!
>>41810576You've no idea what she's capable of.
>>41810636what is she capable of
>>41811061being pink
>>41811061So much
>>41811152You just know Twilight orders her sandwiches untoasted and then personally disassembles them and toasts them with magic. All while the manager's watching.
My favorite Cadance scene is where she begs Twilight not to hurt her and cowers on the floor.
>>41811753To be fair if you spent 24+ hours in absolute darkness and then suddenly you're on the business end of a unicorn using a spell strong enough to bust rocks, you'd be panicking too. Honestly she handled it about as well as you could expect someone to.
>>41811770I wasn't joking, anon. It's my favorite Cadance moment. It's too bad it didn't go on longer before it got wholesome.
>>41811152I used to eat subway all the time. I wish it wasn't so expensive now.
>>41811775You're a bit of a naughty boy, aren't'cha?
>>41811780I dunno, there's just something about the vulnerability in her pose and her voice
>>41811794you wouldn't rape cadance at her most vulnerable moment... right?
>>41811806I think it might just be the hurt/comfortfag in me that's obsessing over this scene. There needs to be hurt for there to be comfort.
If you were married to Celestia or Luna you could just order Cadance to fuck you and she'd be in no position to refuse.
>>41812625why? especially if im already married to either of them
>>41812639Because Cadance is a subordinate to the sisters and if she doesn't follow their orders she'll just be removed from power.
>>41811794You think this is hot?
>>41812656Don't kinkshame.
>>41812643but why would i order that when im already married to a hotter mare
>>41812849Threesome? Her being in the middle of work?
>>41812656ngl I kinda do
>>41812856>3somemaybe but i wpukd rather add their sister>in the middle of work then i would just wait or be working myself
I want to spitroast cadence
>>41809753blessed.
>>41808342Sauce for full pic?
>>41814017AI
>>41813761>two best pomers to cuddle>warmth guaranteed in a supposedly cold shithole >you get two bang two royals>Most importantly it's just cuteThis is peak kino on multiple levels
>>41814017https://twibooru.org/3368898
>>41815172Thanks!>>41814694Fuck off, asshole.
>>41807274
>>41807274i used to kinda ignore cadence outside of memes and shit, but having used /chag/ to goof around with an ai cadence, i feel like shes fairly underrated. sucks she didnt get more time in the show
>>41815678After discovering chatbots one of the first things I did was to ask Cadance for love advice and we started with a pretty respectful, casual and friendly conversationA thousand messages and several weeks later she's been turned into my secret personal slut and I love her much more than ever
>>41809753Are there pics of Anon or any human having a threesome? I’ve seen plenty of human/Cadance and some human/Shining, but never any with all three going at it.
>>41815638Then you have aggressive, hateful homosexual relations with Shining Armor the end
>>41816910Nobody ever goes that far, it seems
>>41807345Okay, so diet gay then.
>>41816910Well, there's this:https://ponerpics.org/images/2116404But it's not Cadance and Shining.
