Come into my wagon and I'll show you my girly bits
>>41808690No need, I can see them swinging from all the way back here.
>>41808691Damn. Trixie got her pussy hanging out? She have no modesty?
>>41808690I don't like you treating your girly bits as some spectacle to show off and impress me. Why don't you just wear a bunny suit and do normal magic tricks to show me you're interested? Or just ask me out?
>You inspect her girly bits"Looks like regular mare bits, was there something you needed? Kinda weird to ask somebody to just look at your bodyparts."
>>41808690What, like gurren lagann toy~ I mean, collectibles?
>>41808690You really have authentic bits from back when the royal mint still printed Celelestia's face on them!? Why didn't you tell me sooner?
>>41808690>Yelling "get pregnant, get pregnant!" while fucking Trixie's asshole as her wrinkly balls flop around and slap your shaft and her thighs
>>41808690I don't want to see your axewound Trixie
>>41808690>Trixie wn foaltrap you so she can live in an actual houseFor what purpose do we continue metabolic functions?
>>41808690I want trixie to fuck my mouth with her feminine penis.
>>41808690Pleasenotmarecock pleasenotmarecock
>>41808690Trixie is seriously so seductive even though she's a dope and a marefailure no one could resist
>>41808690THE MARE BITS LETS FUCKING GO!!!
>>41808690
>>41808690Trixie has nice hoofs
>>41808865Woah that's worth like $600,000 AU!
>>41808690You meant "magic tricks"... right?
>>41808865i was thinking that yea, bits that she painted pink
>>41808865Nice gape, appealing folds on the inside, respectable booty, color's not the strangest I've seen, I'd say this is some fine lewd.
>>41808696>>41808720>>41808797>her>>41808790>>41808824>>41809541>she
>>41808865not girl enough, needs some stripes or glitter
>>41809629the chocolate?
>>41808691Damn trixie's teats are THAT big?! She needs to wear a crotchbra for those heavy hangers. Better yet, let me hold them, and later milk them, with my mouth.
>>41810638Does horse milk taste good?
>>41808790>implying I didn't know exactly what I was doing>implying I have a house>implying we won't start our own satyr abomination Mongol Empire
>>41810643Only applejack's.
>>41808691Trixie's huge floppy girlcock that slaps her belly everytime she takes a step
>>41808705gay
>>41811852Does your mother know your gay?
>>41812083his gay what?
>>41808690"Trixie these are just three bits you bedazzled.">"Trixie only had three bits."
>>41811852Marecock*You retarded offboarder faggot.
>>41812512>girlcock is a troonterm>we futafags are not into troons
>>41812517Yeah.
>>41812517Yes.
>>41812524>freudian slip
>>41812534What?
>>41812524Cognitive dissonance.
>>41812544
>>41812547newspeak
>>41812549To be fair, 'it's different because it's ponies' is maybe the core foundation of /mlp/ culture. Fillyfags use it, 'gay for stallions'fags use it, futafags use it, even just casual cloppers use it to explain why they're not furries.
>>4181256080% copium.
>>41812564It is, I'm just saying that it's nigh-universal on this board. Everyone's doing some version of it.
>>41812569The only truth is that ponies aren't furries.
>>41812582>jerking off to a talking magical animal>often drawn by artists that also draw furry porn>with fans regularly insisting that more focus on accurate animal anatomy is superiorYeah no it's entirely different, good point man.
>>41812589let he who never clopped cast the first stone
>>41812602I'm not saying it to be holier than thou, I'm just saying that, if you accept the argument that jerking off to furry porn makes you a furry, all cloppers are furries. The only differentiating factor someone can make as to why clop isn't furry porn is 'it's different because it's ponies'.
>>41812609Anons reject the label mostly because they don't want to associate with the evil gay orgy diaper party having furries, even if they themselves host their very own yearly horse themed homo sex fests.
>>41812663Correct. They don't like the association and so they declare it impossible. Like I said, 'it's different because it's ponies' is foundational to /mlp/ culture. Pretty much everyone on this board does it to some extent or another.
>>41812602I'm casting the first stone then. Horse is not for sexual and horsefuckers aren't furries. If we were we'd have ugly hypermuscle art and AIDS stations at our cons.
>>41812676>If we were we'd have ugly hypermuscle artThere's not much of it but it's out there.>and AIDS stations at our consI have no idea if furcons actually have that or not but if they do, it's probably a fairly recent invention. Give yourselves another ten years, you'll get there.
>>41808865PITTANCE
>>41812682sorry i only fuck mares
>>41812714>using a standard humanoid pose for your cartoon horseStill a furfag bud.
>>41812718that's alright
>>41812682>I have no idea if furcons actually have thatMWFF has had them for at least a decade. also>immediate appeal to the exception
>>41812907>MWFF has had them for at least a decade. Like I said, a fairly recent invention.>immediate appeal to the exceptionIt's not exactly surprising, FiM doesn't have many big strong characters especially in the early seasons when people were actually paying attention to the show. If it did you'd have more barashit but thankfully there isn't.
Of course this thread devolved into shitflinging
>>41813729Many such cases
>>41813729its a low tier trixie bait thread what did you expect retard
>>41809541>>41809735Maybe her girly bits are the bits she uses to buy girly stuff like perfume.
>>41813799>having specific bits for specific purposesSeems inefficient, but I guess it could work for a pony that struggles with budgeting.
>>41813794ENTER
>>41813816...the jobber of jobbers
>>41813794The Alpha of Amazement.The Brilliance of Beauty.The Captivator of Class.The Duchess of Domination.The Empress of Entertainment.The Flourisher of the Fantastical.The Greatest of Glamour.The Heroine of Hexes.The Illusionist of the Ideal.The Juggernaut of Jinxes.The Keeper of Kindness.The Lady of the Limelight.The Master of the Metaphysical.The Necromancer of Neighsayers.The Overseer of the Occult.The Princess of Performance.The Quintessence of Quirkiness.The Ruler of the Righteous.The Saint of Spectacles.The Trickster of Tenacity.The Unicorn of Unity.The Vixen of Veneration.The Wanderer of the Wayside.The Xenial of the X-Factor.The Yearner of the Yonder.The Zenith of the Zealous.THE GREATEST PONYTHE MOST POWERFUL PONYTHE PRETTIEST PONYTHE KINDEST PONYTHE MOST CREATIVE PONYTHE STRONGEST PONYTHE HIGHEST LEVEL PONYTHE BEST PONYTHE DEVOURER OF PINECONESTHE DESTROYER OF WHEELSTHE ETERNAL WANDERER OF EQUESTRIATHE CONQUEROR OF THE SUN AND THE MOONALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE 100% BIOLOGICAL MARETHE ONE AND ONLYOUR GIRLOUR QUEENENTER TRIXIE LULAMOON
>>41813882Okay. Why did she get so excited about the possibility of changing pony's gender with magic, hmm?
>>41813882Jobs to Maren
>>41813886It's about as good a magic trick as you can pull, obviously.
>>41813886the same reason she got excited about the age changing spell retard it’s nigh impossible to do
>>41813946>the same reason she got excited about the age changing spellTranxie wants to diddle fillies? Damn...
>>41814014Nah, she wants to be a filly again so she'll get automatically praised by ponies for the smallest accomplishments. Put on your psychoanalysis hat, it's obvious.
>>41814020I think she just wants in on "Twilight Time".
>>41815416
>oh yeah i want trixies marecock in my tight boy ass>oh god suck on trixies fat maredick and swallow her cumthis is why she lost in miss /mlp/ you fagolas
>>41815457Perhaps she'd fare better in Mr. /mlp/.
>>41815416An image of Celestia's futa cock is on par for a Trixie thread
>>41815457>boy assDon't boys usually have an ass? Boy pussy would fit more with the rhetoric. Isn't that what femboys call it.
>thread goes to shit during the third world dayevery single time
>>41816043No. We don't. Boy pussy is tranny language.
>>41816066girlcock and marecock. same thing.
>>41816066You are just the larval stage anyways. You'll grow manlier and manlier and troon.
>>41816070If it's my fate to be manly I'll accept it. No reason to troon because there's nothing good on that path.
>>41816068No.
Trixie is a magician, so she can toggle between cock and pussy anytime she wants
>>41817139She occasionally miscasts the spell and ends up with a weird hybrid, but that's just the cost of business.
>>41817139Trixie gives herself both because she says it makes her feel more like an alicorn.
>>41817139Sectumsempra is not a sex change spell.
>>41817139This makes sense for all that talk of Trixie being futa
>>41813886Because it's canonically impossible, and doing the impossible is the most impressive magical feat you can achieveIn other words YWNBAW
>>41818864Nothing is impossible!
>>41815416GIWTWM
