Why is such a smart, soft-spoken teacher single anyways?
It's slim pickings for stallions in Ponyville. She'd be better off moving to Manehattan but she loves working with foals at home.
>>41814807She's literally a lesbian, and it's insulting that the kids tried to hook her up with a man.
Remember if you marry her be prepared for her to playfully tease you in knowledge, no matter how smart you are or how many degrees you have.
>>41814810She literally swoons at a male in the show. Fuck off, Vylet.
>>41814807Unf Schmoopy plap plap!
>>41814807Not much stallions in Ponyville. All mares in the town are also extra pent-up due to that, and will do weird shit to you while flirting.Alternatively, she's a pedo and it's insulting that the kids tried to hook her up with Mac, he's Too Old™ for her.Take your choice.
>>41814830All colts belong to cherleee (except pipsqueak)
>>41814832I want to be an 11 year old boy again so she would fuck my brains out.And preferably make me her underage husband as well.
>>41814807It was just too awkward to date Big Mac after that whole Love Poison thing.
>>41814807Here's a story. I was in her class years ago. I was afraid to raise my hand. I wanted to ask her something, cause I want to understand. It wasn't about homework, it's about 1 + 1 is 2. I didn't want her to teach me. I just wanted to be with her. She's so cool.
>>41814807Was super into the fancy hair and the dance club scene which existed when she was young, but is a k-12 teacher now who is dedicated to the task.Not sure if we saw her actually be associated with cheerleading when younger or if that's fannon supported by her name being cheerHad a relationship with big mac, who's the eldest son of a fairly important farming business as old as the town is, basically 3rd generation, but is not in that relationship anymore despite good terms and didn't or couldn't really explain herself. Big mac generally doesn't express himself either. When alone with her during the height of their relationship, he either let fucking loose with his self-expression, or he stayed bottled up while interfacing with cheerilee within the bounds of their perceived rolls. She was probably well enough liked and got out often enough, at least for a portion of her life, that the fact they were an item was something of a public structure. Regardless of if big mac tried to be open or not, he's not that good at it and wouldn't really manage connection I would call "deep" or successfully bring understanding to himself or his partner. So, eventually, it would be discovered that there just wasn't anything there, for either of them. Just like the style of the week, they would try on their relationship and then call it quits just as simply.Still searching for meaning and a defined roll, she picks something formal and understandable with the moral imperative and social expectation to act as a meaningful emotional connection to hundreds of kids.This also explains why sometimes she's overly performatively cheerful and other times she's just kind of don't-give-a-shit exasperated and deflated. Having a relationship just isn't part of the role she's trying on, though she will feel the intense social pressure to get a stallion as her years churn on. That'sa my reada
>>41814832How mad do you think she was when Luna came and took one of her colts from her?
>>41814807She's made a for a slow, wholesome, romance story between her and anon.
>>41814807the colts in her class keep her company enough already, anon
>>41814807She's not single, she just can't say she's fucking her whole class.
>>41814832>>41815263>thinking they don't shareLOLLMAO even
>>41814807She's been waiting for the right colt to swoop in her whole life while settling into routines that isolate herself from others. In school, she had friends and partied at the disco, sure, but stayed away from interacting with colts. It was intimidating to talk to colts as potential partners and not just school friends, so she put it off. She'd always have the rest of her life to find a coltfriend, anyway. She'd always told herself that her "real life" hadn't started until she made it to high school, college, graduated, got that job, etc, until she found herself without any goal or future path before her. By that time, she wasn't 20-something any more, so she told herself that her chances had already gone and that it wasn't worth trying to put herself out there. No stallion would want a boring earth pony mare in her 30s with a dead end job and no hobbies, right? All the pretty, "exciting" mares had already got their stallions years ago, and the younger colts were only interested in mares their own age. Nope, the only thing she can do is take care of her school foals and love them like they're her own children. There was never any hope for her, really.
Cheerilee is too preoccupied with turning all the colts' no-no regions into yes-yes regions.
>>41814818>kindergarten teacher gives me the "wikipedia page of the day" tier knowledge she acquired >still pretend to be amazed because I love my wifeI don't understand the problem
>>41814832Especially Pipsqueak
>>41816094unf
>>41816440>hey schmoopy did you know that aerospace engineer Nuno Xavier signed the treaty that made São Tomé and Príncipe an independent nation?woah babe that's really cool, you're so smart! Have a nice day at work!
>>41816440
>>41816794>high school geometry, basic matrices, flow charts, and basic algebra>smarter than meyou sure are smart babe, have a great day at work!
>>41814818>>41816440>>41816778>>41816794>>41816806Cheerilee can only get aroused if you pretend not to know what sex is whenever you two have sex. Teaching is both her talent and fetish, if she thinks she's guiding you she will will become the most moist mare in all of Equestria.
>>41817105>taking advantage of poor impresionable anon>rape i guess
>>41817105>ponies get sexually aroused by their cutie mark talentnew headcanon forming
>>41814807>Why is such a smart, soft-spoken teacher single anyways?Because she acts like a weirdo whenever a guy is remotely nice to her.If you even hold open a door for her, she'll become obsessed with you and start sending her self insert fanfiction to your house.
>>41817132uoh cracked fujoshi wife need
>>41817132she constantly calls them shit like snuggle bear too. that wasn't just the love potion making her do that.
>>41816206Simple solution, just start dating her school foals.
>>41817118What would applejack or twilight's cutie mark entail? Fuck this idea has so much potential we could make a general bout it
>>41817669>Twilight gets off to magical play, giving or receiving>Applejack gets off to the smell or taste of apples and if you get her really drunk, actual apples in orifices
>>41817669Twilight's incapable of cumming without all the friends she was destined to meet being right alongside her. They don't need to join in, and trust me, they don't want to.
>>41817677Now I'm curious about Tia and luna. Does celstia like to fuck in a very hot room?
>>41817686Celestia refuses to raise your "sun" at any time except dawnLuna only fucks you in your dreams
haha fluttershy fucks animals, that's why she's so into discord he's like 20 different animals
>>41817685Edging twilight until you have to call the other 5 so she can cum
>>41817718At some point you just start scheduling your fucking in advance so everypony knows when to come over. The rigid schedule works for her but honestly, I can't imagine many people would be able to cum in an environment like that.
>>41817724She'd just get Pinkie to throw spontaneous parties whenever she gets horny, then act casual as she pretends they can't hear you through her bedroom walls.
>>41817726Now that's true friendship.
>>41816657Excuse you? Don't try to take Princess Luna's colthusband away from her or imply that Pip would ever cheat on his wife. Pip and Luna are in a loving, faithful relationship. Cheerilee has a whole classroom full of foals to choose from.
>>41817677Applejack is always around apples, that's her trademark
>>41817781why do you think she spends all day bucking
>>41817118>Twilight SparkleGets wet after performing high levels of magical spells. Failing them is like edging her.>Pinkie PieJuiced after throwing a party. Hides said juice inside her party canon, which turns it to confetti >ApplejackOnly turns on if an apple's juice gets on/in her "apple cave". It's the part of being in Apple, and the chemical component of apples >Rainbow DashEasy. She orgasms when doing the sonic rainboom. The build up, and the climax. Water reflected against the sun also creates rainbow. The bigger the gasm, the bigger the rainboom.>FluttershyDiscord. Kidding. She works with animals, and probably sees lots of reproduction going on. So it's difficult to get her to light her bulb. For her, she gets slippery in a situation with lack of animals and more ponies. Her cutie mark is care for animals, and who's more animal than Fluttershy herself? She can't cross breed when she's with other animals. She only could with ponies.>RarityRarity loves shiny things, her heart excites and her eyes glistening. Her horn even used to find gems in the ground. Perhaps by finding rare gems, it connects her to being special, like Rarity. Whenever she finds or works with rare gems, she gets in heat. Especially if inspiration strucks hard.
>>41817694Well, yeah. That's because during the day, Luna is busy plowing Pip's tight little bloke hole.
>>41814807Foal Factory
cherilee sexo
>>41817724>ywn post a public fuck schedule on the ponyville bulletin board
