employed anons>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bmommyfags>what the fuck does this even entail?nigganons>would you hang out with zeebs?meat eater anons>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Waifu fags>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?>have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet?"human-chad" fags>how does it feel knowing ponies are only ever horny for you?>do you still long for love or are you just hyper horny?>does being perceived as overly attractive give you a sense of security that can finally put you at ease?PTFags>how does it feel living a lie?>is this a fetish or do you just not like the way you look?>is being human itself a bother to you or do you just want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"spike bros>why are you so based?rarifags>how does it feel knowing the whole board stereotypes rarity as a whore?>if it bothers you, why haven't you gone out of your way to finally dispel the myth?>do you believe that you could even convince anyone on this board otherwise if given the chance to convince them she's not a whore?
I will eat ponies
>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?I'd rather not. I like the horsies more.>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?Being seen as a monster would be stressful but hopefully I'd be able to break down the wall by being a caring person.>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)The moment I end up there I'd give up eating meat because animals are intelligent enough to have meaningful conversations with ponies and I'd be horrified knowing that I've eaten something that could talk and explain why it doesn't want me to eat it.>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?I'd be assuming I'll have to go vegetarian in Equestria but if I can get away with fish I'll be happy about that. If you mean becoming a pescatarian in this life, I'd really rather not.
>>41816725>>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?no, why would i?>>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?just fine if it means they will accept me in the end>>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)probably not>>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?i guess but im sure applejack and fluttershy won't mind me eating chicken or a pig once in a while
>>41816725>what the fuck does this even entail?what do you mean
>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bI sell cigarettes, condoms and lottery tickets. Could teach the ponies about those things. Plan b is prostitute which I'd do anyways.>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?I'd win them over with kindness>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)I'm vegetarian >how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?Big Mac immediately fucks me in his barn after I flash him my mare pussy>how does it feel knowing ponies are only ever horny for you?The more stallion cock the better >do you still long for love or are you just hyper horny?A whore can never be loved. Only used and discarded which suits me just fine.>how does it feel living a lie?I'm trans>is this a fetish or do you just not like the way you look?Wanna fuck talking horses. Simple as.>is being human itself a bother to you or do you just want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"Fresh start as a mare >how does it feel knowing the whole board stereotypes rarity as a whore?It makes her relatable
>>41816779what does it even mean to have a mommy mare-friend?
>>41816725>how does it feel living a lie?My life isn't a lie. I'm a man living the life of a man but I engage with my fetish in private.>is this a fetish or do you just not like the way you look?It's mostly a fetish. I'm happy with the way I look but I also like the way ponies look.>is being human itself a bother to you or do you just want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"It doesn't bother me, but I'd like it more if I were a beautiful magical creature. The feeling of a fresh start wouldn't be unwelcome, but it's not the main reason tf appeals to me.
>>41816725I don't care.
>>41816725>literally nothing transfers over, something clerical since at least numbers are the same>an affectionate nurturing personality is appealing (but im not a complete mommyfag so the rest of it is a harder sell)>x>no griffs are assholes, i expect them to, not completely but i could cut back, yes but it would get boring>im too autistic to socialize properly so any kind of relationship would be slow>pretty nice, sex without love is meaningless, no i'll always be a mess but feeling desired at all is a nice fantasy>x, though a completely fresh start with magic or flight might be nice>x>x
>>41816787how does it feel knowing they probably wouldn't want you in ponyville?do you really expect an explicit prostitute to be accepted in ponyville?do you genuinly believe big mac would fall for you? applejack would do everything to deter you from seeing her brother, and I would imagine she's determined as all hell and being a prostitute wont help ur case
>>41816725>employed anonsIt's IT, but more of a professional manager by now, so yeah, I can manage people.>>41816725>meat eater anonsI'd stop eating meat. I don't like it much, it's just it's the easiest way to fill my stomach in my shithole>>41816725>PTFagsHorribleI don't like the way I look. I am like solid 7/10 and still hate itBeing a human in Equestria is a bother to me
>>41816788that, a mare-friend that has amternal qualities or looks
>>41816725Wall of text, didn't read + wtf is with that formatting, all that green is hurting my eyes
>>41816725>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bprobably only the basics. I'd certainly need a course on how magic fucks with reality>would you consider moving in with griffons instead?no>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?see below>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)sure. I'm lazy, so if I can't easily get meat at the grocery store I wouldn't go out of my way to eat it>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?sure>how does it feel living a lie?I don't>is this a fetish or do you just not like the way you look?neither>is being human itself a bother to you or do you just want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"I prefer to be a human in this world and a pony in equestria, that's all there really is to it. I don't want to stand out more than necessary
>>41816725>human chad>are onlypresumptive, not all of us are like that, I'd like to think I have to win over select mares that are fine with monkey anatomy. I am at ease with my odds of catching a mare with personality alone.
>>41816725man it feels so good to not concern myself with any of that shit
>>41816787Autogynephiliacs don't go to Equestria
>>41816787Masterful
>>41816883I'm a dumbass and should have specifiedpic related, not just the act of wanting to stay human but actually having this weird god-like view of themselves
>>41816725the only zebra reference we have is Zecora so sure
>>41816725>>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bcompscitard here, it entirely depends on how magic works and whether I could study it, and if not then whether ponies care about pure discrete mathsif neither then idk rip I become a hoof shiner or something>>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)sure I'm not super hung up on it, eggs are a great source of protein anywayfish is great too but if not then whatever>>is this a fetish or do you just not like the way you look?>>is being human itself a bother to you or do you just want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"basically think about it this way, we all fantasize about abandoning our current world that we've spent all our lives in and going to live in a cutesy fantasy cartoon worldhow is it that extreme to also fantasize about abandoning my current body I've spent all my life in and going to live in a cutesy fantasy cartoon body insteadbasically Equestria is filled with cute ponies, that's why I like it and that's why we all like it (except maybe griffonniggers and dragoncucks or someshit), and I wanna be a cute pony too when I'm part of itI'm not a misanthrope either, at least not any more than just wishing I could go to a fantasy world makes me a misanthropeI don't hate the way I look, I'd just prefer to be a pony, exactly the same as I don't hate my real life but I'd just prefer to live in Equestria you know
>>41816725>>if not what's your plan bMilitary or vagabond.>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?Maybe.>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)I would hide eating meat and go to griffon restaurants in secret for some tasty melancholia.>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Absolutely.>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?>have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet?If it fails anyhow there is plenty of space for a career as a wizard in equestria.>how does it feel living a lie?How does it feel to wear one of your masks? You wear many and yet deep down you are still all the same person whatever you wear.>is this a fetish or do you just not like the way you look?Neither. >is being human itself a bother to you or do you just want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"I want to frolic in the grass without raising any more questions that necessary, no gender bending or extreme OC overcustomization needed.
>>41816725>>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bYeah, Im decently sure It would.>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?Maybe>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?Im fine with it>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)Maybe>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Sure.
>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan b I'd probably work two half-time jobs in Equestria, some kind of councilor + some kind of craft. >meat eater anons Mai waifu is Discord who probably isn't vegetarian himself, so there'd probably be a steak dinner for two once in a while. Maybe he can make salami grow on trees to keep things kid-friendly, who knows. But vegetarianism wouldn't be a deal-breaker to me; rather a vegetarian lifestyle than bothering with griffons etc. Dairy and eggs will keep me happy, there's plenty varieties of cheese. And if fish is an option, that's lovely as well. >Waifu fags >how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go? >have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet? No clue. All I want is a chance to befriend Discord, things will somehow work out from there. Though telling him that I've been waifuing him for ages will be awkward in a scenario starting from zero; I'd only bring it up once a good rapport has been established to get it off my chest. >human vs PTFI don't care. It's effectively a new life, I'd be fine as either myself or a pony. If I do end up close friends with Discords, I'll likely be ostracized regardless of how well I'd blend in otherwise. Since Discord is a draconequus, I wouldn't mind being a smaller, nerfed Noodle myself if the question is more about same- vs. interspecies dating.
>>41817119discord probably doesn’t even need to eat he drinks glass for fun
>>41817119>Though telling him that I've been waifuing him for ages will be awkward in a scenario starting from zero; I'd only bring it up once a good rapport has been established to get it off my chest.You know literally the first thing he'd do upon meeting you is bring it up, right? It's for the bit and you'd be mortified so he has to.
>>41817125I know. I never said he had to eat, but he probably knows what a steak is.
>>41817140>tell him you want to eat a steak>'Here you go, bon apetit!'>It actually tastes like a steak
>>41817137>>41817170See, I read your posts and smile. I love that Noodle. As long as he doesn't turn me into the steak, I'll be fine. Just need to tease him back a bit, then make myself a sandwich at home if the dinner served anything but food. Which reminds me that I headcanon him to be a poor cook anyways, so I'm approaching this with low expectations and an open mind. Worst case, he doesn't enjoy my company. Then I'd continue being a waifufag sharing my life with an imaginary Discord.
>>41817136fr?
>>41816787I'm going to spawn camp you in Equestria, little whore. I'll abduct you before any ponies know you exist and make you my personal broodmare, bitch. You will only be allowed outside on a leash to graze on my lawn. Defy me and I'll give your eyes some natural makeup, tranny tease. This is your fate in Equestria. I'll be waiting.
>>41817266Weird kink.
>>41816725>employed anons>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bIrrelevant. IQ is a better predictor of success than job experience.>mommyfags>what the fuck does this even entail?I just want to be some mature mare's colt-toy.As a bonus she can be the mommy of my children because ponies don't have menopause.>PTFags>how does it feel living a lie?>is this a fetish or do you just not like the way you look?>is being human itself a bother to you or do you just want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"Being a colorful pony in a world of colorful ponies is perfectly logical. Almost everyone in the fandom has an OC. If you think it has anything to do with trannies or self hate or misanthropy, it is you who are mindbroken.
>>41817287>If you think it has anything to do with trannies or self hate or misanthropy, it is you who are mindbroken.There's usually a weird moral angle put on it.
>>41816725>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?No.
>>41817266Can you do that to me instead?
>>41816725>>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria?I like drawing and cooking, so either helping RaRa come up with new dresses or make pastries with Ponka.>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Perhaps, but cravings for chicken or steaks will happen eventually.>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?Friendly first impression>have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet?Good, but it won't change the fact I'll eventually get cucked by Weird Al.>how does it feel knowing ponies are only ever horny for you?Nothing special, of course all mares want me to fill their wombs with monkey sperm.
>>41816725>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestriaI'm an English teacher so yes>what the fuck does this even entail?I'm not sure what you mean by this, even though I am pretty definitely a "mommyfag">how does it feel knowing ponies are only ever horny for you?Great, I guess? What other answer are you expecting?>do you still long for love or are you just hyper horny?Both>does being perceived as overly attractive give you a sense of security that can finally put you at ease?Yes of courseEverything else doesn't apply to me.
>>41816725>>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bSkills, no. Mojo, yes. Basically depends on how much time I'd have to readjust. Plan B is becoming a handyman, but it again would require tons of readjustments and reeducation. Plan C is crime.>>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?I've never considered it and I'm not starting now.>>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?With humility and a bit of finesse.>>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed) I'd rather not, but it depends on how essential it would prove to be.>>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Fishie is good.>>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?It isn't necessarily transferable to my own romantic life but, well, love stories that I daydream about tend to introduce the future lovers as sworn enemies.>>have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet?Fuck plans.Not sure if I should be considered a PTfag but this>want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"does sound alluring.
>>41816725>would you hang out with zeebs?Hell yea, zigga
>>41816810NTA but Big Mac is totally an Icanfixherfag at heart.
>>what the fuck does this even entail?I want to call a mare mommy while she fucks me.>>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?No, I prefer ponies. The only non-ponies I'd like to live with are kirin, they look like a weird pony race anyway.>>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?I honestly doubt that will happen. People forget that they keep cats and dogs as pets (Winona and Opal).>>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)Sure.>>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Yes.>"human-chad" fags>>how does it feel knowing ponies are only ever horny for you?I'll just become a stud submitting to all the mares that want to fuck me and get pregnant if that was the case.>>do you still long for love or are you just hyper horny?I like to think about a mare claiming me as her husband a lot.>>does being perceived as overly attractive give you a sense of security that can finally put you at ease?Yes. I'd do a lot of non-sexual things for amres anyway and having them think that I'm very attractive helps to gain trust and security in the alien society.>>if it bothers you, why haven't you gone out of your way to finally dispel the myth?>>do you believe that you could even convince anyone on this board otherwise if given the chance to convince them she's not a whore?I'm not a rarafag but I think that's useless anyway because a lot of anti-[MARE]fag posting is powered by either seething at the character, or wanting to get le epic seething (You)s. Most likely both at the same time, depending on the guy. See also: flutterfags vs fluttercordfags, "Trixie is a tranny" and that one retard (most likely the G5fag who got mindbroken by a flaggot) who keeps seething at Twilight.
>>41816725>>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?Nah, if it's not Ponyville then I'm not going>>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?I'm a giant naked monkey, that's kinda to be expected.>>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)Sure. Everything in Equestria probably tastes better anyway.>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Ye.>>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?My waifu isn't in Equestria, so that's a bit of a problem. My ideal going to Equestria would be to end up in Canterlot before she went full tard and left, hopefully so I can stop her. For our first meeting though, I honestly wish it went horribly, to leave the biggest possible impression on her.>>have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet?Being extremely passive-aggressive and playing into her insecurities. It wouldn't be hard, considering her initial personality.
>>41816725>jobSure, I'll be able to draw in equestria. I could probably write a book too. The only non-transferable skill is animation. Even if they have rudimentary cel animation I'm not sure I could make the jump from digital to traditional.>griffonsSticking with ponies.No, I don't care what they think of me. I already live a quiet but tolerant and accepting life here in the human world. I could live goddamm anywhere as long as I have something to eat and do. But I think Twi will probably warm up to me if she finds out I like books and wanna be an author. And if I do well, then I could start making a living in equestria.
>>41816725>Meat eaterPonies keep obligate carnivores as pets, and have some kind of formal diplomatic ties to Griffonstone. As long as I'm buying the meat legal, it's probably fine.I'd be more concerned about getting diabetes desu. Ponies eat a fuckton of sugar and probably don't know how to make insulin, and I have a family history.Also, since ponies eat a lot of grass and grain, this probably means they consider dairy and eggs less vital foods. They might be in less demand outside of wholesale to bakeries, and priced accordingly for end consumers. Could be a problem.>FishDoes Equestria have malt vinegar and tartar sauce? Cause I could eat battered fried fish every day until I die of heart disease.>Rarity as a whoreI don't know where this meme came from, that bothers me far more than the meme itself. Like is it just because she wears makeup and flirts to get free stuff? NEWSFLASH: a lot of women do-Yeah ok I get it now.>Why not defend herYou can't argue with people too stupid to realize Rarity is hopelessly autistic and is the only virgin of the mane 6.
>>41818227>Could be a problem.The strat's to build a very good relationship with your local bakery and then buy your eggs and milk from them.
>>41816725>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bimplying i enjoy my current job or do well at it. any job will do as long as i'm not homeless and chance to try new things>meat eater anonsthis would be probably better for me in keeping my weight down>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?just like in irl, she would probably be disgusted
>>41816725>employedI think as a drawfag I could do pretty well for myself. Drawing pony portraits, architecture, landscapes would be fun and easy, and I imagine ponies would enjoy a different perspective on things.>meat eatingI've come to terms with eating less meat than ideal, and while I hate fish I could compromise. That being said if griffins eat meat, shipping it probably wouldn't be too hard. Getting the Zecora treatment wouldn't be too terrible. >waifuI'm a generally polite person so I think I could make any general interaction a positive one. Having a plan before even getting to Equestria strikes me as pointless, so I'd just let it happen naturally.>spikebroDude needs guy friends, and I already have brothers so it would come easy.>rarifagsI think the whore stereotyping is ironic. She was established as a meeting-of-fate perfect prince type who's a romantic at heart, I think the ponies she was into during the show were reasonable given her and her interests. Whether Anon's genuinely believe she is a whore is on them, but when I portray her it's usually respectful of her polite and appropriate character.
>>41816725>employed anons>>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bProbably not, as my job needs a lot of high tech equipment to be performed. But that doesn't matter too hard. My plan in Equestria is just to be a baker with my waifu pinkie pie anyway. I already have baking as a hobby so it shouldn't be too much of an issue.And if needed I could help twilight in her scientific endeavors, as long as it's biology related.>Waifu fags>>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?>>have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet?Kinda, not anything too grandiose, just go with it, pinkie is already sociable enough to throw any new face in ponyville a welcome party, so I already have a solid base to meet and greet. Plus I think I would be over being awkward and shy as I would be too busy feeling relaxed around pinkie for the awkwardness to kick in.>"human-chad" fags>>how does it feel knowing ponies are only ever horny for you?>>do you still long for love or are you just hyper horny?>>does being perceived as overly attractive give you a sense of security that can finally put you at ease?I don't understand what this has to do with anything. I am just happy to go as a human, really. If mares are horny for me for whatever reason, I'd feel bad about it. All I want is a comfy life with pinkie built on love, not sexual attraction.All in all, I just hope to make myself useful to the town and hopefully land a hoof at the local bakery with new recipes and spins on existing ones, all the while feeling happy to be near the pony I adore and again, hopefully, be able to court.
>>41816725>>how does it feel knowing the whole board stereotypes rarity as a whore?Never even crossed my mind>>if it bothers you, why haven't you gone out of your way to finally dispel the myth?N/A>>do you believe that you could even convince anyone on this board otherwise if given the chance to convince them she's not a whore?I don't need to prove anything
>>41816919Fuck, I'm such a basic bitch none of the questions refer to me than.
>>41816725>or do you just want to have a feeling of a "fresh start"in the end, i cannot get away from myself so it might be pointless
>>41816725>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?everything but shitty would be fine>have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet?no, i really font know what sort of plan i could make other than getting to know her better and eventually give dating a shot
>>41816725>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan bI work in high finance and specialize in equity, debt and commodity trading. So as long as ponies can speculate on capital/ debt markets I can probably make a pretty good living. For "Plan B" I would probably go back to my uni roots and open a coffee shop. I was the manager of the mom and pop one on my campus back in the day. >would you consider moving in with griffons for a while no lol.>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the least for a while? Id be fine with it. >would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)Nah. I enjoy a nice steak and eggs now and again. Also I would miss eating slopburgers.>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Probably
>>41816725>jobas long as there are machinery being created I can find job potentially.>meatMaybe hang with griffons or dragons potentially, I'd eat the occasional cokatrice, that thing look pretty yummy not gona lie, cows are people so it's a big no-no, chicken seem to be animals so yes potentially, I guess other animals that are not people are ok too, only thing is it would freak pony out if I start emptying the occasional creatures in front of them, heck just dragging the random dead animal back home might spook.Maybe turning into a stallion is the way to go, what if anon can shape shift or is like discord and can just turn cheat codes on.
>>41816725>employed anonsPeople tell me I have decent marketable skills but I really don't believe that. I'd probably start with a menial labor job that's precision based for my hands, basically like an intern unicorn's wage doing that stuff. My plan B is essentially to become a man of the jungle, build a tiny cabin or shack in the woods, fish for food and build my tech tree slowly. Maybe work as a blacksmith later on as I become comfortable with iron-age technology and trades. It's not a glamorous life but anything in Equestria would be better than the best fucking life I have any shot of on this ugly little marble of ours.>mommyfagsIt would probably entail a relationship with Fluttershy, or any pony that I feel comfortable enough being vulnerable with, like genuinely vulnerable with. I would do my best to mask my dependency just because...I'm used to having to do that, but I'd just like to be comforted by my waifu. And, like, iunno, maybe also get a plush or two...>meat eatersI'm willing to switch to fish or eggs-and-dairy-only if it makes them happy. I lived off peanut butter long enough. t. miserable poorfag.>PTFagsIt's mostly that I don't like being a masculine human, but a fresh start is a big part of it. Maybe going to Equestria would be enough of a fresh start, but I don't know if I'm being honest.
>>41816725>>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestria, if not what's your plan b>Electrician/handimanCould always look for a job in Canterlot or Mannehattan, but I'm always willing to learn a new trade>>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?Never>>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecora at the very least for a while?>For a whileI'm okay with this, ponies are tolerant and can learn to coexist>>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria? (eggs and dairy are always allowed)Unsure, I think I'd eat fish mostly>>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?Yes>>how do you want your first impression on your waifu to go?Not well>>have you imagined how this would play out and have you formulated a plan yet?Nope>>do you still long for love or are you just hyper horny?The former, seggs are implied in love, but seggs is not love in itself
>>41816725>>do you think your job skills would be transferrable to equestriaIt's an easy shitty job so yes>>would you considering moving in with griffons instead?No>>how are you going to handle the fact there's a decent chance ponies will treat you the same way as zecoraI'm used to being hated and treated like shit>>would you give up eating meat if it meant better social life innaquestria?I don't bend over backwards for anyone who doesn't like me>>would you compromise with fish only if it was the only way to get innaquestria?No.
>>41818542>boring anonsdo you worry that you might not have much going for you even if you get to equestria?(actually i might as well throw out a few new questions)>incelanonsif you could do so with no consequences, would you change your looks if it was completely instant and was permanent even to the genetic level as if you were born that way and would doing so feel right to you or would it mentally fuck with you to fall in love with somepony and have a nice relationship while looking nothing like you used to?>wholesomefagshow would it feel if you went to equestria and no pony loved you and you were nothing but a fetish to the vast majority of mares, they would never marry you but would always be willing to fuck, kissing and hugging without sex is boring and/or pointless in their eyes>socially retarded anonsare you worried your social skills will be fucked forever and you might not be able to be social even innaquestria?do you think your social skills would improve while there or do you think ur a permanent aspie?
>>41820289>>wholesomefagsWhat, like each and every one of them? It can't be right. It can't be real. For a while I'd keep telling myself I just have to keep looking for the right mare. Ten, twenty, thirty years. Then I would probably go mad, full Haggard.>>socially retarded anonsThere are ponies who are even blunter than me, like Mane-iac. Misery loves company.
