>Ok Rainbow Dash heres the plan. You lure Anon back here by telling him we opened a portal to that Eayurth place and brought his estranged parents, who are so proud of him for finding Equestria. Then in his state of blissful elation I hit him over the head with this brick. Then we drag him back to Applejack’s farm, hide him there then tell Princess Luna he stood her up on their date. Then they’ll never end up together and we can prevent that horrible future Starlight told us about. Are you ready?
>>41818088>Rarity, is Luna getting pregnant before marriage really that horrible? If anything, Starlight seemed excited for the royal baby shower. Couldn't you just give Anon a condom if you wanted to stop it too?
>Roleplayong with himself
>y-you what?>close that shit down before niggers, faggots and jews get in!>YES THEY'RE DANGEROUS! THINK HUMAN SIZED PARASPRITE THAT WANTS TO BIND YOU TO CONTRACTS!*Anon arrives in full combat gear with a thicc helmet*
>>41818088>estranged parents>who are so proud of him for finding EquestriaDash, your lie is glaringly obvious. Why are we really going to rarity's?
>>41818639>uuhh>uuuhhhh>she wants to show you her ponut?
>>41818690again?
