learn to love yourself please.

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>>41819308
Nice sage, bitch. Where did you find it?

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edgemare wife...

I really should ponepaste this shit before the read dies again.
>You ignore the peanut gallery and focus on Fluttershy.
>Well, she isn't punching you in the face after that nuzzle...
>"Anon, I-" She takes a deep breath before continuing.
>"Never want to see you again?" Twilight quickly jumps in and grabs you with her magic. "Sure thing Fluttershy! Haha! What are friends for?!"
>The unhinged mare carries you to the door and prepares to toss you out like a sack of garbage.
>Twilight's eye begins twitching as a deranged grin forms across her lips.
>It's strange, Twilight is usually the voice of reason in delicate matters such as this.
>You seem to have grossly underestimated the gravity of this situation.
>Fluttershy isn't just an average ordinary mare.
>She's one of the MANE FREAKIN' SIX, not to mention she's helped save Ponyvil- neigh, ALL OF EQUESTRIA on a regular basis!
>The true weight of your fuckup begins to dawn on you.
>Maybe you really ARE too reckless. Maybe you really ARE too dependent on others.
>There will be time to dwell on this self-defeating attitude later.
>Alicorn magic is far more powerful than that of a regular unicorn's, so struggling your way out isn't an option.
>Nothing to do now except close your eyes and prepare for a turbulent landing.
>"Wait! Please don't throw him out, Twilight!"
>Fluttershy reaches out a hoof in protest to your rude removal.
>Her friends stare at her in awkward silence, unsure of how to respond to their friend's outburst.
>"What's going on Fluttershy?" Twilight speaks up. "Why on earth do you want this stallion here after what he did to you?!"
>Fluttershy frowns and sits up in her bed. "Because he's not the one causing trouble!"
>The mood of the entire room suddenly shifts from pure tension to an awkward silence.
>Her friends stand there awkwardly and shuffle their hooves on the ground.
>"Poor Anon here has been trying to talk to me about the accident but all of you keep picking on him!"
>The 5 mares exchange glances and then lock eyes on you.
>"I'm sorry everypony, but if you insist on being such silly fillies then I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave!"
>She pouts in the cutest way imaginable and points towards the door.

>>41819382
>Nopony dares to speak in the moment.
>Wow, this is the most assertive Fluttershy you've ever seen! Note to self, never piss her off...
>"You're right Fluttershy, we've been acting like a mob this entire time." Twilight sighs and releases you from her magic. "I'm sorry."
>"Well shucks, when ya put it that way Ah guess we were gangin' up on poor Anon." Applejack confesses. "A'hm sorry too."
>"Oooo! Is this the part where we become sad now?" Pinkie Pie exclaims while putting on her best sad face.
>"I suppose I did lose control in the heat of the moment." Rarity admits. "I'm sorry as well, Fluttershy."
>Rainbow Dash grits her teeth and tries to ignore the sentimental sorries of her friends.
>"Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy crosses her hooves and frowns.
>She sighs in defeat. "I-I'm...s...o...r...r...y too Fluttershy."
>"Thank you." The yellow mare smiles with approval.
>Rainbow Dash makes a "I'm watching you" gesture with her hoof before closing the door behind her.
>It's just you and Fluttershy now, but tension still lingers in the air.
>You approach Fluttershy and place your hooves on the bed's guardrail.
"Fluttershy I-"
>You take one look into those beautiful cyan eyes of hers and choke up immediately.
>Confound these frazzled nerves!
>Fluttershy places a hoof over yours and smiles.
>"Yes, Anon?"
>Oh Celestia give you strength.
"I..."
>Come on you stupid foal. USE. YOUR. WORDS.
>"Mmhmm?"
>Her smile ignites your heart with the grace of puring gasoline on a dumpster fire.
>You quickly slap yourself with your free hoof.
"I'M SORRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
>Your shouting forces the startled mare to recoil in surprise.
"I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU FLUTTERS! I THOUGHT THAT BREAKING A WONDERBOLT RECORD WOULD...*sniff*...w-would..."
>Tears stream down your cheeks as you wrap your hooves around Fluttershy and hold her tight.
"I thought it would impress you..." You nuzzle into her soft mane and sob like a foal.

>>41819308
You sound as insecure as the ptfg niggers who want to lose their dicks when ponying, anon. You should hit the gym, and until then, shift-click.

>>41819290
YAY! Its back!
>>41819382
I really should ponepaste this shit before the read dies again.
Yes, you definitely should do that!

>>41819379
unf...

>>41819382
>I really should ponepaste this shit before the read dies again.
You're right.
Dew it.

More zeeb coming tonight after work.
But, that story is nearing its conclusion. I guess I can continue my other story here after it. A kirin is fine, too.

>>41774959

>>41821301
>more zeeb
HYPE!

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>>41819290

>>41821647
fluttershy would never do that

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Post your favorite greens

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>>41821913
What if I asked her nicely?

>>41821647
>changed the eyes
kek

>>41821913
that is what she wants you to think but in reality she will almost always do that

>>41822214
Sounds like you want the Flutterrape thread down the hall.

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[x] Bottoms up!

“Uhh.”
>You snagged the cup and sniffed at it.
>It had the scent of freshly ground pepper masked beneath the sweetness.
>The zebra had a hint of a smile on her lips as she cocked her head.
>You shrugged.
“Bottoms up I guess.”
>Lifting your cup to your lips, you watched her do the same.

>It tasted sour.
>Like lemon juice.
>And burned in your throat.
>You coughed.
“Bleh. So what’s this thi-”

>”In the swirls of the potion, a scene so clear.”
>You saw a hazy vision of Zecora’s rear swaying in front of you.
>You wanted it.
>To rut her.
>”Of desire so deep – and love so dear?”
>She spun to face you, then hopped to the side to reveal a tall orchid behind her.
>Her lips moved as if speaking, but you heard nothing – yet still knew she was telling what kind of a flower it was and invited you to smell it.
>”Two hearts entwined, like stars in the sky.”
>You strode closer and leaned in.
>Sniff, snif…
>A most pleasant flowery scent.
>The pollen stuck to your nose and you sneezed.
>Zecora let out a giggle and smooched your cheek.
>”Guiding each other, as the years go by.”
>She pulled a large bag full of fragrant herbs from somewhere and tossed it onto your back, then waved a hoof to get you to follow.

>You were splayed out on the floor.
>Zecora’s towered above you.
>Her hoof came down and…
>Boop!
>She booped your snoot, then poked at your front hoof.
>You stuck your hoof into hers.
>She, with remarkable ease, pulled you up onto your hooves.
“Thanks.”
>You still felt a bit dizzy.
>”A foal you wish to sire, but is that all you desire?”
>She took a step back.
>”I am looking for one to hold dear, but I fear all you see is my rear.”
>She wiggled her behind for emphasis.

What would you like to do?

https://ponepaste.org/10631

>>41822302
nice ponepaste, was nice to read.

>>41823519
>She booped your snoot
Boop her snoot back!
>A foal you wish to sire
A little to soon to be talking about a foal, dont you think? Can a pony and a zebra even have a foal?

>>41825710
zony

They have real-life horse-zebra hybrids.

>>41823519
Let's make a simple, but effective statement. Give her a hug.
A long, warm, genuine hug, with no sexual shenanigans or so.
>>41825847
Yeah, they exist but they're sadly all sterile like mules.

>>41825847
Sounds cute
>>41823519
Lets give her a bunch of cute little zonies.

>>41823519
Anon needs to explain why he likes Zecora., preferably while making ass puns the entire time.

>>41826539
Good idea

>>41821921
That wasn't bad. I can't say I particularly care about yanderes, but Moondancer is a rare treat.

Sad thread that only exists because of fear of being called a tranny in $(current_year).

>>41819290
Ayyy based. Been waiting for this thread.

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>>41823519
>What would you like to do?
why, rape, of course

>>41819382
God, all of the Mane Six is so fucking unlikeable here. They don't even give Anon time to explain, they immediately assume the worst and try to kill him, and Fluttershy doesn't threaten to cut them off for that? I would've been a bit more furious if my friends tried to MURDER MY BOYFRIEND for something that wasn't even his fault.

The fuck?

>>41821921
https://ponepaste.org/9254
Read this one yesterday, it's really good. I know it's been over a year, but if the Anon who wrote this is here, please continue!

>>41828302
Sir, please do not rape the zeeb.

>>41828401
neat, I just finished reading this today around 2 hours when you posted that comment to where it ends at chapter 10, bit of a shame not to finish it since its really good.

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>>41828399
>all of the Mane Six is so fucking unlikeable here
Just like in the MLP movie!

>>41829629
>foreskin fine

>>41828401
Hey, it somehow got updated since I read it last time years ago!
Neat.

>>41819429
"Rainbow Dash was right." You sniffle. "I'm too reckless and stupid for my own good."
>Suddenly Fluttershy pushes you away and frowns with the force of a thousand Nightmare Moons.
>"Anon!"
>She tries to slap a hoof across your face, but it ends up feeling like a soft tap instead.
>Nevertheless, you're in shock that Fluttershy would attempt to do such a thing.
>"Please don't say such terrible things about yourself!"
>She cups your face with her hooves and leans in.
"Flutter-MMPH?!"
>*SMOOOOCH*
>Your wings stretch and stiffen as her delicate lips caress your own.
>Is this really happening?! Oh Celestia she tastes so delicious!
>*THUMP*
>Looks like your wings aren't the only thing stiffening. Hopefully Fluttershy doesn't notice.
>Her lips soon part from your own, leaving you almost entirely speechless.
>You swear there's a small stream of smoke emanating from your mouth.
"H-Holy bits."
>The mare giggles and places a hoof on your bewildered face.
>"Feeling better now, Anon?" She asks in a silky voice.
>You frantically nod your head.
>"I'm glad to hear that." She sighs with content and nuzzles into you. "I'm also glad you came to see me."
>Your face must be as red as a tomato at this point.
>The gentle mare's affections have awoken something inside of you.
>A primal desire to love and protect this pegasus at all costs.

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>>41819303
it's not that simple.

>>41830341
>Going smoochie with Flutters
Oh, the others will hate Anon for this.

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>>41828405
it's not a rape; she said "I do"

>>41829654
t. jew

Bump

>>41830764
it cant be that hard... right?

>>41831688
No, my foreskin is fine.

>>41823114
cute

>>41832700
It's at least the start.

zecora writefag where are you?! this thread will die before you can finish your fapfic!

>>41833953
>2 days since the last post
Give him time. 2 days isn't critical yet.

>>41825847
>zony
dios mio...

Post some story ideas. I feel like writing.

>>41834600
Zonies are sterile though. There'll be no interbreeding beyond the first generation.

>>41833953
>fapfic
I am slightly offended. That would definitely be true had Stellar Flare been chosen, but with Zecora?
But, I'm having a hard time deciding how to proceed since the vote is evenly split between two lines of approach.

>>41834690
>Stellar flare was an option?
Wtf! There is nothing wrong with zecora, but stellar is top UNF and the queen of milfs!

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>>41834843
It was the very first choice, between Cheerilee, Zecora, and Stellar Flare.

>>41834843
>wanting used goods when you could sow your seed in virgin valleys
why tho

>>41835126
I suppose it's only been implied instead of stated outright, but...

>>41834640
i doubt that

>>41835126
There's nothing wrong with dating a widow.
It's never said in the show, but it is kind of implied.

>>41830341
>"You don't have to break a silly record to impress me."
>Would've been nice to know a couple days ago.
>"Just be yourself!"
>You look right into her big beautiful eyes and smile.
>"Daaaaaawwwwwwwwww! They're so adorbs together!"
>Your eyes shoot open as you turn towards the door, which is now ajar with 5 pony heads peeking out from it.
>Pinkie Pie is making one of those "that's so cute" kind of faces, which is a sharp contrast to the scowls of disapproval from the rest of her friends.
>"Pinkie!" Her friends shout in unison.
>"What?" The pink mare crosses her forelegs and pouts. "They ARE adorbs!"
>Fluttershy gasps and withdraws from your tender embrace.
>"G-Girls?!" She squeaks as she buries her head under the blanket. "You were supposed to wait outside!"
>"Well we did..." Twilight poofs into the room and trots towards you and Fluttershy. "Until we heard some strange noises."
>Rainbow Dash zips into the room and leers at you. "Would you happen to know anything about that, ANON?"
>You frown and remain silent.
>What happens between you and Fluttershy is none of their business.
>You look to your newfound lover for support.
>How the buck do you explain this...this...THING you have with Fluttershy?
>"Anon is my c-coltfriend now." The gentle mare blurts out beneath the blanket.
>The room falls silent.
>Even Pinkie Pie, who seemingly approved of your lovely-dovey shenanigans, stares in shock with her jaw firmly planted on the floor.
>On the one hoof, you were hoping to announce this budding romance in a more subtle manner.
>On the other hoof, it's very rare for a shy mare like Fluttershy to get straight to the point like that.
>Are her feelings for you somehow changing her?
>Only time will tell.

>>41834690
>But, I'm having a hard time deciding how to proceed
Then go with the safer option. Pushing it will only wreck the scenario.

>>41836988
I want to give Flutters so many foals

>>41837905
how much foals?

>>41836988
>breaking her limbs is what gets them together
I mean it's memorable if nothing else.

>>41838405
Yes.

Stallion bump.

>>41839716
The prostate?

>>41839742
If you want to. I'm not huge on anal.

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>>41834614
Nightguard Anon X Luna

>>41840238
Now that could be interesting. The question is which Luna are we talking? Early redemption Luna, or a later, more settled Luna?

>>41839742
From page 10, mostly.

>>41841672
>getting your prostate bumped from page 10
That's a big stallion.

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I've decided on which way to go and got started with writing it yesterday, but now I'm sick so no promises on when I'm done. Have an image that requires extensive editing I don't have the energy for right now.

>>41841959
Take all the time you need to recover we will be eagerly looking forward to more when you're ready. Also, cute zeeb.

>>41841959
Get well soon, Anon. Don't push yourself.

>>41839716
>>41839742
Sir, this is the straight thread.

>>41843222
See >>41821647

>>41841814
For you.

>>41843276
Ah... well... Still straight I suppose.

>>41844021
Straight going to page 10, right now.

>>41836988
>The girls try to speak, but only silence emanates from their group.
>You can only imagine the thoughts running through their minds right now.
>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FLUTTERSHY?!"
>Of course Rainbow Whorse is the first to break the silence with more of her bull-headed ranting.
>"THIS GUY IS A TOTAL CLOWN!"
>She pulls the blanket away and angrily points a hoof in your direction.
>"Ooooo a clown? I wouldn't mind dating a clown." Pinkie licks her lips and ogles you like a lovestruck schoolfilly. "Especially one as cute as Nonny here..."
>"P-Pinkie!" Twilight scolds the amorous pink mare. "You're not helping!"
>Twilight grabs Pinkie and poofs her out of the room.
>You gulp nervously and quickly turn back to Fluttershy.
>The LAST thing either of you need is a stupid love triangle ruining this relationship before it even gets off the ground.
>Wait, was that a pegasus joke you just slid into that thought?
>"But Darling!" Rarity steps forward to give her unwanted opinion. "Are you sure you want such a reckless brute as your special somepony?!"
>Rarity trots over and begins tugging at your messy mane. "Especially one with such a scruffy sense of style?"
>"Mmhmm..." Fluttershy sits up in her bed and quickly nods. "Anon is a wonderful stallion once you get to know him!"
"H-Hey! Easy on the mane Rarity!" You smack her hoof away and blush. "I didn't exactly have time to clean up this morning."
>"Hmph!" Rarity turns her nose up with disgust and saunters over to Twilight's side of the room.
>That just leaves Rainbow Whorse and Applejack.
>Oh horsefeathers. What toxic ingredients will THEY add to this awkward sundae?
>Rainbow Dash continues to glare at you in silence while her country bumpkin friend steps forward.
>"Anon, Ah'm gonna be honest with ya." She tilts her hat back. "We were mighty angry with ya after finding out about Fluttershy's broken wing."
>You prepare to apologize once again, but Applejack silences you with a raised hoof.
>"Personally, Ah don't think yer some kinda ruffian who goes around hurtin' ponies for the fun of it."
>You shake your head in agreement.
>"Fluttershy sees sumthin' in ya that we can't quite figure out." She motions to her angry friends.
>Rarity and Twilight turn to stare at you with puzzled expressions while Rainbow Dash stares out the window.
>"We may not like the idea of our friend Fluttershy dating the feller who put her in the hospital ta begin with..."
>"But this is her decision, and no matter the outcome..." Applejack takes off her hat and holds it to her heart. "...we'll respect it."

https://ponepaste.org/10448 (ongoing)

>>41844865
>Applejack is the voice of reason
Quality moment. Far too many people miss that side of her.

>>41844645
more like going straight into a mare

>>41844865
>we may not like the idea of our friend dating the guy who raped her

Kek true to life

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>>41844865
woah now buddy, cool it with the rainbowphobic remarks

>>41845992
>back legs crossed
>wink wink
>making foals
UNF! These threads are quickly turning me into a Flutters fag.

>>41846023
>soft-spoken
>gentle
>loving
>kind
>nurturing
>great with animals
She's prime wife and mother material, Anon.

>>41845992
absolutely WOULD (make many foals with fluttershy) haha

>>41845804
Isn't that reading a bit too much into it? She wasn't forced into anything.

>>41847037
It is, but it just reminds me of IRL women who seek out the people they should be attracted to the least if they were actual logical beings.

>>41847060
There's logic to it, it's just not the kind of logic that cares for long-term planning or consequences. Causes pain = attraction.

>>41847100
Yeah, so it's emotional, which is the opposite of a rational decision.

>>41845992
Rainbow Dash is trash. Hate her voice

>>41846729
You'd be crazy not to.

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>>41847838
flutterbutter would not appreciate you talking about her pal like that

>>41848820
>At the gala, but spilled spaghetti instead
I can see it happening.

What happened to that green where anon raced rainbow dash?

>>41849325
I know sunn irl and he told me you guys don't give him enough (You)s when he writes, so he canceled the story.

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>>41849546
t. the only writer allowed to cancel stories for not harvesting enough (You)s

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>>41840238
>Be a unicorn stallion named Anon.
>End up in Equestria with barely any magic.
>Turns out being a unicorn who can’t use magic is kinda lame.
>Need citizenship to stay.
>Princess Celestia gives you three options for citizenship.
>1 Bake a million cakes for 'charity'.
>2 Travel across Equestria and write a 500-page thesis on friendship.
>3 Join the Royal Guard.
>You’re not much of a baker, and writing that much sounds like torture.
>Not exactly an ideal choice, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
>Training is brutal, but you push through it.
>No magic, no problem, just work harder.
>Somehow, against all odds, you make it.
>Get assigned to the Night Guard.
>Probably because you’re weird and don’t fit in anywhere else.
>Whatever, at least you got a job now.
>New life, new purpose.
>Adjusting to the nocturnal schedule is rough.
>Start doing your usual guard duties.
>Patrolling, escorting, standing around looking serious.
>One night, while stationed outside her chambers, Princess Luna actually talks to you.
>"Thou art Anon, yes?"
>Luna actually knows your name?!
>Nod like an idiot.
>She notices you don’t use magic.
>"Is this by choice?"
>Explain that it just… doesn’t work right.
>She doesn’t judge, just nods and moves on.
>Weirdly validating.
>Start talking more often.
>Casual greetings turn into real conversations.
>She tells you about her struggles, her regrets, her past.
>You tell her about your own doubts, frustrations, and the whole ‘barely functioning unicorn’ thing.
>One day, you realize you actually consider her a friend.

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>>41850559
>Then, one night, everything goes to hell.
>Some rogue magic-wielding nutjobs decide to attack the castle.
>They’re after Luna!
>You just so happen to be the unlucky guard posted outside her room when it all starts.
>Dark magic blasts down the hallway.
>There’s no backup yet, just you and your weak-ass magic.
>Still, you don’t run.
>You fight.
>Not the strongest, not the fastest, but you refuse to back down.
>Hold the line until reinforcements arrive.
>By the time the fight ends, you’re exhausted, bloody, and bruised.
>But Luna is safe.
>That’s all that matters.
>After that, everything changes.
>Your name starts getting passed around the Night Guard.
>Even Luna starts treating you differently.
>One night, she looks you in the eye and says.
>"Thou art more than just a guard, Anon… thou art a friend."
>mfw you finally belong
>A few weeks later, Luna invites you to the castle gardens after your shift.
>Says she wants to ‘enjoy the night’ with company for once.
>Lowkey honored, but try to act cool.
>You sit with her beneath the stars, talking about random things.
>She mentions how different Equestria is from what she remembers.
>Tell her you understand what it’s like to feel out of place.
>For the first time, you see her smile in a way that isn’t guarded.
>More invitations follow.
>Some nights you talk, some nights you just enjoy the quiet together.
>She even asks you to spar with her once, claiming she needs to ‘stay sharp’.
>Surprisingly, you hold your own for a bit.
>Get absolutely destroyed by an alicorn’s magic and skill.
>Still, she compliments you on your tenacity.

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>>41850567
>One night, she takes you to the Dream Realm.
>Apparently, she can bring others into dreams if she wishes.
>It’s surreal floating through endless dreamscapes, watching over sleeping ponies.
>She teaches you how to sense the disturbances, how she battles nightmares.
>Even lets you try to dispel a minor bad dream yourself.
>Almost mess it up, but she helps you fix it.
>She actually laughs at your attempt, a genuine, soft laugh.
>you made Luna laugh!
>Over time, the Night Guard starts seeing you as more than just ‘that weird unicorn who can’t use magic'.
>You’re one of them now.
>Still can’t do much magic, but who cares?
>You’ve got a purpose, a home, and a friend who makes the long nights worthwhile.
>One night, as you stand at your post, Luna passes by and pauses.
>She looks at you for a long moment before saying softly.
>"I am glad thou art here, Anon."
>For once, you don’t feel like an outsider.
>You belong.
>Things get… complicated.
>You start to notice how much you look forward to seeing Luna.
>She’s always been important, but now? Now it’s different.
>You think about her even when she’s not around.
>You dream about her.
>One night, she accidentally enters your dream.
>It’s a really, really awkward dream.
>You and her, together, sharing a moment that’s… way too intimate.
>she sees everything.
>Wake up in a cold sweat.
>She’s standing there, looking absolutely flustered.
>Welp.
>Time to move to another dimension.
>Apologize profusely, utterly mortified.
>She doesn’t say anything for a moment… then she admits something.
>"Anon… I too have strong feelings for thee."
>Brain.exe has stopped working.
>She likes you? A literal princess? The mare of your dreams (literally)?
>Can’t believe this is real life.
>After a long moment, you both agree to take things slow.
>No need to rush into anything.
>But before you leave, she hesitates, then steps closer.
>She leans in, eyes searching yours.
>You barely have time to react before she presses her lips softly against yours.
>The world stops.
>You just kissed Princess Luna!
>The days after are some of the happiest of your life.
>Even the Night Guard notices something different about you.
>You and Luna spend more time together, balancing duty and personal moments.
>The bond between you only grows stronger.
>One evening, as you both sit under the stars again, she leans against you.
>It’s quiet, peaceful.
>She murmurs, "We shall face eternity together, Anon."
>For the first time in forever, you feel truly complete.
>mfw you found love in the night.

Anyone else have any story ideas?

>>41850573
>"We shall face eternity together, Anon."
Someone's about to get magic'd. That stuff doesn't happen just like that.
>>41850586
How about Anon goes to Ponyville and somehow gets a job in Sugarcube Corner where he has to work with Pinkie, trying to hide his origin from her Pinkie Sense as he tries to get a grip of the town?

>>41850573
Awesome green, dude. Thanks!

>>41850573
pretty god damn good green.

Tried writing something freeform without a concrete idea in mind. It’s not much, but I like the character. Much potential. After the fact, he could be a prime candidate for exploring self-destructive behavior through the vehicle of shadow magic. Could be interesting. I have to brainstorm about it.

>You are Anon, though it hardly matters. You’ve gone by many names over your life, mostly online handles that stuck with varying degrees of permanence.
>But you digress. A perk of your overactive brain. One thought nudges another in an avalanche of pure mental thought. (And, as with a real avalanche, it’s generally just as destructive. You find.)
>Anyway, here you are. And you are a horse.
>Ponyland, they said. Follow your dreams, be happy, they said.
>Honestly, after the novelty wore off, normalcy wrapped around you again like a slightly damp blanket. A bit gross, but not so bad that you feel the need to address it in any meaningful way. "It’s fine," the thought dominates your general malaise.
>Not that your current occupation is any less boring than staring at a monitor. Maybe your shrink had a point back then: you’re just depressive, and your screeching rants about society were really just that; Cope.
>You’re getting sidetracked... again.
>You’re making your bits through artisanal™ blister steel. Layer of coke, iron, coke, iron, coke. Seal the stone coffin, close the cementation door, and let it broil for a few weeks. Then ship it off and find some petty satisfaction in knowing your formative years spent on historical reenactment weren’t entirely wasted.
>Good thing those savages in the royal guard are still using lumpy lame bronze or sad iron. Otherwise, you'd probably have to resort to farm work.
>Speaking of strenuous labor, you *did* try refining your blister steel into actual steel. You even attempted to fashion tools, armor, and weapons yourself. But without mechanical power, you just can’t be bothered. Hammering steel by hoof? Once was enough. Let the poor saps at the royal armory fold it a thousand times. You’re paid well enough for the novelty of shitty blister steel; you’re not incentivized to do anything beyond that.
>Technically, you have the means to build a windmill to power a trip hammer. But what’s the point?
>What is the point, indeed.

>>41850942
You know what they say about the industrial revolution. It would be tricky to introduce new technology in Equestria. Though their tech level isn't very consistent either.

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>>41850573
Short, but good. Neat green, Anon.