learn to love yourself please.

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>>41819308
Nice sage, bitch. Where did you find it?

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edgemare wife...

I really should ponepaste this shit before the read dies again.
>You ignore the peanut gallery and focus on Fluttershy.
>Well, she isn't punching you in the face after that nuzzle...
>"Anon, I-" She takes a deep breath before continuing.
>"Never want to see you again?" Twilight quickly jumps in and grabs you with her magic. "Sure thing Fluttershy! Haha! What are friends for?!"
>The unhinged mare carries you to the door and prepares to toss you out like a sack of garbage.
>Twilight's eye begins twitching as a deranged grin forms across her lips.
>It's strange, Twilight is usually the voice of reason in delicate matters such as this.
>You seem to have grossly underestimated the gravity of this situation.
>Fluttershy isn't just an average ordinary mare.
>She's one of the MANE FREAKIN' SIX, not to mention she's helped save Ponyvil- neigh, ALL OF EQUESTRIA on a regular basis!
>The true weight of your fuckup begins to dawn on you.
>Maybe you really ARE too reckless. Maybe you really ARE too dependent on others.
>There will be time to dwell on this self-defeating attitude later.
>Alicorn magic is far more powerful than that of a regular unicorn's, so struggling your way out isn't an option.
>Nothing to do now except close your eyes and prepare for a turbulent landing.
>"Wait! Please don't throw him out, Twilight!"
>Fluttershy reaches out a hoof in protest to your rude removal.
>Her friends stare at her in awkward silence, unsure of how to respond to their friend's outburst.
>"What's going on Fluttershy?" Twilight speaks up. "Why on earth do you want this stallion here after what he did to you?!"
>Fluttershy frowns and sits up in her bed. "Because he's not the one causing trouble!"
>The mood of the entire room suddenly shifts from pure tension to an awkward silence.
>Her friends stand there awkwardly and shuffle their hooves on the ground.
>"Poor Anon here has been trying to talk to me about the accident but all of you keep picking on him!"
>The 5 mares exchange glances and then lock eyes on you.
>"I'm sorry everypony, but if you insist on being such silly fillies then I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave!"
>She pouts in the cutest way imaginable and points towards the door.

>>41819382
>Nopony dares to speak in the moment.
>Wow, this is the most assertive Fluttershy you've ever seen! Note to self, never piss her off...
>"You're right Fluttershy, we've been acting like a mob this entire time." Twilight sighs and releases you from her magic. "I'm sorry."
>"Well shucks, when ya put it that way Ah guess we were gangin' up on poor Anon." Applejack confesses. "A'hm sorry too."
>"Oooo! Is this the part where we become sad now?" Pinkie Pie exclaims while putting on her best sad face.
>"I suppose I did lose control in the heat of the moment." Rarity admits. "I'm sorry as well, Fluttershy."
>Rainbow Dash grits her teeth and tries to ignore the sentimental sorries of her friends.
>"Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy crosses her hooves and frowns.
>She sighs in defeat. "I-I'm...s...o...r...r...y too Fluttershy."
>"Thank you." The yellow mare smiles with approval.
>Rainbow Dash makes a "I'm watching you" gesture with her hoof before closing the door behind her.
>It's just you and Fluttershy now, but tension still lingers in the air.
>You approach Fluttershy and place your hooves on the bed's guardrail.
"Fluttershy I-"
>You take one look into those beautiful cyan eyes of hers and choke up immediately.
>Confound these frazzled nerves!
>Fluttershy places a hoof over yours and smiles.
>"Yes, Anon?"
>Oh Celestia give you strength.
"I..."
>Come on you stupid foal. USE. YOUR. WORDS.
>"Mmhmm?"
>Her smile ignites your heart with the grace of puring gasoline on a dumpster fire.
>You quickly slap yourself with your free hoof.
"I'M SORRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
>Your shouting forces the startled mare to recoil in surprise.
"I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU FLUTTERS! I THOUGHT THAT BREAKING A WONDERBOLT RECORD WOULD...*sniff*...w-would..."
>Tears stream down your cheeks as you wrap your hooves around Fluttershy and hold her tight.
"I thought it would impress you..." You nuzzle into her soft mane and sob like a foal.

>>41819308
You sound as insecure as the ptfg niggers who want to lose their dicks when ponying, anon. You should hit the gym, and until then, shift-click.

>>41819290
YAY! Its back!
>>41819382
I really should ponepaste this shit before the read dies again.
Yes, you definitely should do that!

>>41819379
unf...

>>41819382
>I really should ponepaste this shit before the read dies again.
You're right.
Dew it.

More zeeb coming tonight after work.
But, that story is nearing its conclusion. I guess I can continue my other story here after it. A kirin is fine, too.

>>41774959

>>41821301
>more zeeb
HYPE!

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>>41819290

>>41821647
fluttershy would never do that

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Post your favorite greens

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>>41821913
What if I asked her nicely?

>>41821647
>changed the eyes
kek

>>41821913
that is what she wants you to think but in reality she will almost always do that

>>41822214
Sounds like you want the Flutterrape thread down the hall.

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[x] Bottoms up!

“Uhh.”
>You snagged the cup and sniffed at it.
>It had the scent of freshly ground pepper masked beneath the sweetness.
>The zebra had a hint of a smile on her lips as she cocked her head.
>You shrugged.
“Bottoms up I guess.”
>Lifting your cup to your lips, you watched her do the same.

>It tasted sour.
>Like lemon juice.
>And burned in your throat.
>You coughed.
“Bleh. So what’s this thi-”

>”In the swirls of the potion, a scene so clear.”
>You saw a hazy vision of Zecora’s rear swaying in front of you.
>You wanted it.
>To rut her.
>”Of desire so deep – and love so dear?”
>She spun to face you, then hopped to the side to reveal a tall orchid behind her.
>Her lips moved as if speaking, but you heard nothing – yet still knew she was telling what kind of a flower it was and invited you to smell it.
>”Two hearts entwined, like stars in the sky.”
>You strode closer and leaned in.
>Sniff, snif…
>A most pleasant flowery scent.
>The pollen stuck to your nose and you sneezed.
>Zecora let out a giggle and smooched your cheek.
>”Guiding each other, as the years go by.”
>She pulled a large bag full of fragrant herbs from somewhere and tossed it onto your back, then waved a hoof to get you to follow.

>You were splayed out on the floor.
>Zecora’s towered above you.
>Her hoof came down and…
>Boop!
>She booped your snoot, then poked at your front hoof.
>You stuck your hoof into hers.
>She, with remarkable ease, pulled you up onto your hooves.
“Thanks.”
>You still felt a bit dizzy.
>”A foal you wish to sire, but is that all you desire?”
>She took a step back.
>”I am looking for one to hold dear, but I fear all you see is my rear.”
>She wiggled her behind for emphasis.

What would you like to do?

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>>41822302
nice ponepaste, was nice to read.

>>41823519
>She booped your snoot
Boop her snoot back!
>A foal you wish to sire
A little to soon to be talking about a foal, dont you think? Can a pony and a zebra even have a foal?

>>41825710
zony

They have real-life horse-zebra hybrids.

>>41823519
Let's make a simple, but effective statement. Give her a hug.
A long, warm, genuine hug, with no sexual shenanigans or so.
>>41825847
Yeah, they exist but they're sadly all sterile like mules.

>>41825847
Sounds cute
>>41823519
Lets give her a bunch of cute little zonies.

>>41823519
Anon needs to explain why he likes Zecora., preferably while making ass puns the entire time.

>>41826539
Good idea

>>41821921
That wasn't bad. I can't say I particularly care about yanderes, but Moondancer is a rare treat.

Sad thread that only exists because of fear of being called a tranny in $(current_year).

>>41819290
Ayyy based. Been waiting for this thread.

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>>41823519
>What would you like to do?
why, rape, of course

>>41819382
God, all of the Mane Six is so fucking unlikeable here. They don't even give Anon time to explain, they immediately assume the worst and try to kill him, and Fluttershy doesn't threaten to cut them off for that? I would've been a bit more furious if my friends tried to MURDER MY BOYFRIEND for something that wasn't even his fault.

The fuck?

>>41821921
https://ponepaste.org/9254
Read this one yesterday, it's really good. I know it's been over a year, but if the Anon who wrote this is here, please continue!

>>41828302
Sir, please do not rape the zeeb.

>>41828401
neat, I just finished reading this today around 2 hours when you posted that comment to where it ends at chapter 10, bit of a shame not to finish it since its really good.

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>>41828399
>all of the Mane Six is so fucking unlikeable here
Just like in the MLP movie!

>>41829629
>foreskin fine

>>41828401
Hey, it somehow got updated since I read it last time years ago!
Neat.

>>41819429
"Rainbow Dash was right." You sniffle. "I'm too reckless and stupid for my own good."
>Suddenly Fluttershy pushes you away and frowns with the force of a thousand Nightmare Moons.
>"Anon!"
>She tries to slap a hoof across your face, but it ends up feeling like a soft tap instead.
>Nevertheless, you're in shock that Fluttershy would attempt to do such a thing.
>"Please don't say such terrible things about yourself!"
>She cups your face with her hooves and leans in.
"Flutter-MMPH?!"
>*SMOOOOCH*
>Your wings stretch and stiffen as her delicate lips caress your own.
>Is this really happening?! Oh Celestia she tastes so delicious!
>*THUMP*
>Looks like your wings aren't the only thing stiffening. Hopefully Fluttershy doesn't notice.
>Her lips soon part from your own, leaving you almost entirely speechless.
>You swear there's a small stream of smoke emanating from your mouth.
"H-Holy bits."
>The mare giggles and places a hoof on your bewildered face.
>"Feeling better now, Anon?" She asks in a silky voice.
>You frantically nod your head.
>"I'm glad to hear that." She sighs with content and nuzzles into you. "I'm also glad you came to see me."
>Your face must be as red as a tomato at this point.
>The gentle mare's affections have awoken something inside of you.
>A primal desire to love and protect this pegasus at all costs.

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>>41819303
it's not that simple.

>>41830341
>Going smoochie with Flutters
Oh, the others will hate Anon for this.

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>>41828405
it's not a rape; she said "I do"

>>41829654
t. jew

>>41830764
it cant be that hard... right?

>>41831688
No, my foreskin is fine.

>>41823114
cute

>>41832700
It's at least the start.

zecora writefag where are you?! this thread will die before you can finish your fapfic!

>>41833953
>2 days since the last post
Give him time. 2 days isn't critical yet.

>>41825847
>zony
dios mio...

Post some story ideas. I feel like writing.

>>41834600
Zonies are sterile though. There'll be no interbreeding beyond the first generation.

>>41833953
>fapfic
I am slightly offended. That would definitely be true had Stellar Flare been chosen, but with Zecora?
But, I'm having a hard time deciding how to proceed since the vote is evenly split between two lines of approach.

>>41834690
>Stellar flare was an option?
Wtf! There is nothing wrong with zecora, but stellar is top UNF and the queen of milfs!

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>>41834843
It was the very first choice, between Cheerilee, Zecora, and Stellar Flare.

>>41834843
>wanting used goods when you could sow your seed in virgin valleys
why tho

>>41835126
I suppose it's only been implied instead of stated outright, but...

>>41834640
i doubt that

>>41835126
There's nothing wrong with dating a widow.
It's never said in the show, but it is kind of implied.

>>41830341
>"You don't have to break a silly record to impress me."
>Would've been nice to know a couple days ago.
>"Just be yourself!"
>You look right into her big beautiful eyes and smile.
>"Daaaaaawwwwwwwwww! They're so adorbs together!"
>Your eyes shoot open as you turn towards the door, which is now ajar with 5 pony heads peeking out from it.
>Pinkie Pie is making one of those "that's so cute" kind of faces, which is a sharp contrast to the scowls of disapproval from the rest of her friends.
>"Pinkie!" Her friends shout in unison.
>"What?" The pink mare crosses her forelegs and pouts. "They ARE adorbs!"
>Fluttershy gasps and withdraws from your tender embrace.
>"G-Girls?!" She squeaks as she buries her head under the blanket. "You were supposed to wait outside!"
>"Well we did..." Twilight poofs into the room and trots towards you and Fluttershy. "Until we heard some strange noises."
>Rainbow Dash zips into the room and leers at you. "Would you happen to know anything about that, ANON?"
>You frown and remain silent.
>What happens between you and Fluttershy is none of their business.
>You look to your newfound lover for support.
>How the buck do you explain this...this...THING you have with Fluttershy?
>"Anon is my c-coltfriend now." The gentle mare blurts out beneath the blanket.
>The room falls silent.
>Even Pinkie Pie, who seemingly approved of your lovely-dovey shenanigans, stares in shock with her jaw firmly planted on the floor.
>On the one hoof, you were hoping to announce this budding romance in a more subtle manner.
>On the other hoof, it's very rare for a shy mare like Fluttershy to get straight to the point like that.
>Are her feelings for you somehow changing her?
>Only time will tell.

>>41834690
>But, I'm having a hard time deciding how to proceed
Then go with the safer option. Pushing it will only wreck the scenario.

>>41836988
I want to give Flutters so many foals

>>41837905
how much foals?

>>41836988
>breaking her limbs is what gets them together
I mean it's memorable if nothing else.

>>41838405
Yes.

Stallion bump.

>>41839716
The prostate?

>>41839742
If you want to. I'm not huge on anal.

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>>41834614
Nightguard Anon X Luna

>>41840238
Now that could be interesting. The question is which Luna are we talking? Early redemption Luna, or a later, more settled Luna?

>>41839742
From page 10, mostly.

>>41841672
>getting your prostate bumped from page 10
That's a big stallion.

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I've decided on which way to go and got started with writing it yesterday, but now I'm sick so no promises on when I'm done. Have an image that requires extensive editing I don't have the energy for right now.

>>41841959
Take all the time you need to recover we will be eagerly looking forward to more when you're ready. Also, cute zeeb.

>>41841959
Get well soon, Anon. Don't push yourself.

>>41839716
>>41839742
Sir, this is the straight thread.

>>41843222
See >>41821647

>>41841814
For you.

>>41843276
Ah... well... Still straight I suppose.

>>41844021
Straight going to page 10, right now.

>>41836988
>The girls try to speak, but only silence emanates from their group.
>You can only imagine the thoughts running through their minds right now.
>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FLUTTERSHY?!"
>Of course Rainbow Whorse is the first to break the silence with more of her bull-headed ranting.
>"THIS GUY IS A TOTAL CLOWN!"
>She pulls the blanket away and angrily points a hoof in your direction.
>"Ooooo a clown? I wouldn't mind dating a clown." Pinkie licks her lips and ogles you like a lovestruck schoolfilly. "Especially one as cute as Nonny here..."
>"P-Pinkie!" Twilight scolds the amorous pink mare. "You're not helping!"
>Twilight grabs Pinkie and poofs her out of the room.
>You gulp nervously and quickly turn back to Fluttershy.
>The LAST thing either of you need is a stupid love triangle ruining this relationship before it even gets off the ground.
>Wait, was that a pegasus joke you just slid into that thought?
>"But Darling!" Rarity steps forward to give her unwanted opinion. "Are you sure you want such a reckless brute as your special somepony?!"
>Rarity trots over and begins tugging at your messy mane. "Especially one with such a scruffy sense of style?"
>"Mmhmm..." Fluttershy sits up in her bed and quickly nods. "Anon is a wonderful stallion once you get to know him!"
"H-Hey! Easy on the mane Rarity!" You smack her hoof away and blush. "I didn't exactly have time to clean up this morning."
>"Hmph!" Rarity turns her nose up with disgust and saunters over to Twilight's side of the room.
>That just leaves Rainbow Whorse and Applejack.
>Oh horsefeathers. What toxic ingredients will THEY add to this awkward sundae?
>Rainbow Dash continues to glare at you in silence while her country bumpkin friend steps forward.
>"Anon, Ah'm gonna be honest with ya." She tilts her hat back. "We were mighty angry with ya after finding out about Fluttershy's broken wing."
>You prepare to apologize once again, but Applejack silences you with a raised hoof.
>"Personally, Ah don't think yer some kinda ruffian who goes around hurtin' ponies for the fun of it."
>You shake your head in agreement.
>"Fluttershy sees sumthin' in ya that we can't quite figure out." She motions to her angry friends.
>Rarity and Twilight turn to stare at you with puzzled expressions while Rainbow Dash stares out the window.
>"We may not like the idea of our friend Fluttershy dating the feller who put her in the hospital ta begin with..."
>"But this is her decision, and no matter the outcome..." Applejack takes off her hat and holds it to her heart. "...we'll respect it."

https://ponepaste.org/10448 (ongoing)

>>41844865
>Applejack is the voice of reason
Quality moment. Far too many people miss that side of her.

>>41844645
more like going straight into a mare

>>41844865
>we may not like the idea of our friend dating the guy who raped her

Kek true to life

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>>41844865
woah now buddy, cool it with the rainbowphobic remarks

>>41845992
>back legs crossed
>wink wink
>making foals
UNF! These threads are quickly turning me into a Flutters fag.

>>41846023
>soft-spoken
>gentle
>loving
>kind
>nurturing
>great with animals
She's prime wife and mother material, Anon.

>>41845992
absolutely WOULD (make many foals with fluttershy) haha

>>41845804
Isn't that reading a bit too much into it? She wasn't forced into anything.

>>41847037
It is, but it just reminds me of IRL women who seek out the people they should be attracted to the least if they were actual logical beings.

>>41847060
There's logic to it, it's just not the kind of logic that cares for long-term planning or consequences. Causes pain = attraction.

>>41847100
Yeah, so it's emotional, which is the opposite of a rational decision.

>>41845992
Rainbow Dash is trash. Hate her voice

>>41846729
You'd be crazy not to.

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>>41847838
flutterbutter would not appreciate you talking about her pal like that

>>41848820
>At the gala, but spilled spaghetti instead
I can see it happening.

What happened to that green where anon raced rainbow dash?

>>41849325
I know sunn irl and he told me you guys don't give him enough (You)s when he writes, so he canceled the story.

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>>41849546
t. the only writer allowed to cancel stories for not harvesting enough (You)s

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>>41840238
>Be a unicorn stallion named Anon.
>End up in Equestria with barely any magic.
>Turns out being a unicorn who can’t use magic is kinda lame.
>Need citizenship to stay.
>Princess Celestia gives you three options for citizenship.
>1 Bake a million cakes for 'charity'.
>2 Travel across Equestria and write a 500-page thesis on friendship.
>3 Join the Royal Guard.
>You’re not much of a baker, and writing that much sounds like torture.
>Not exactly an ideal choice, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
>Training is brutal, but you push through it.
>No magic, no problem, just work harder.
>Somehow, against all odds, you make it.
>Get assigned to the Night Guard.
>Probably because you’re weird and don’t fit in anywhere else.
>Whatever, at least you got a job now.
>New life, new purpose.
>Adjusting to the nocturnal schedule is rough.
>Start doing your usual guard duties.
>Patrolling, escorting, standing around looking serious.
>One night, while stationed outside her chambers, Princess Luna actually talks to you.
>"Thou art Anon, yes?"
>Luna actually knows your name?!
>Nod like an idiot.
>She notices you don’t use magic.
>"Is this by choice?"
>Explain that it just… doesn’t work right.
>She doesn’t judge, just nods and moves on.
>Weirdly validating.
>Start talking more often.
>Casual greetings turn into real conversations.
>She tells you about her struggles, her regrets, her past.
>You tell her about your own doubts, frustrations, and the whole ‘barely functioning unicorn’ thing.
>One day, you realize you actually consider her a friend.

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>>41850559
>Then, one night, everything goes to hell.
>Some rogue magic-wielding nutjobs decide to attack the castle.
>They’re after Luna!
>You just so happen to be the unlucky guard posted outside her room when it all starts.
>Dark magic blasts down the hallway.
>There’s no backup yet, just you and your weak-ass magic.
>Still, you don’t run.
>You fight.
>Not the strongest, not the fastest, but you refuse to back down.
>Hold the line until reinforcements arrive.
>By the time the fight ends, you’re exhausted, bloody, and bruised.
>But Luna is safe.
>That’s all that matters.
>After that, everything changes.
>Your name starts getting passed around the Night Guard.
>Even Luna starts treating you differently.
>One night, she looks you in the eye and says.
>"Thou art more than just a guard, Anon… thou art a friend."
>mfw you finally belong
>A few weeks later, Luna invites you to the castle gardens after your shift.
>Says she wants to ‘enjoy the night’ with company for once.
>Lowkey honored, but try to act cool.
>You sit with her beneath the stars, talking about random things.
>She mentions how different Equestria is from what she remembers.
>Tell her you understand what it’s like to feel out of place.
>For the first time, you see her smile in a way that isn’t guarded.
>More invitations follow.
>Some nights you talk, some nights you just enjoy the quiet together.
>She even asks you to spar with her once, claiming she needs to ‘stay sharp’.
>Surprisingly, you hold your own for a bit.
>Get absolutely destroyed by an alicorn’s magic and skill.
>Still, she compliments you on your tenacity.

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>>41850567
>One night, she takes you to the Dream Realm.
>Apparently, she can bring others into dreams if she wishes.
>It’s surreal floating through endless dreamscapes, watching over sleeping ponies.
>She teaches you how to sense the disturbances, how she battles nightmares.
>Even lets you try to dispel a minor bad dream yourself.
>Almost mess it up, but she helps you fix it.
>She actually laughs at your attempt, a genuine, soft laugh.
>you made Luna laugh!
>Over time, the Night Guard starts seeing you as more than just ‘that weird unicorn who can’t use magic'.
>You’re one of them now.
>Still can’t do much magic, but who cares?
>You’ve got a purpose, a home, and a friend who makes the long nights worthwhile.
>One night, as you stand at your post, Luna passes by and pauses.
>She looks at you for a long moment before saying softly.
>"I am glad thou art here, Anon."
>For once, you don’t feel like an outsider.
>You belong.
>Things get… complicated.
>You start to notice how much you look forward to seeing Luna.
>She’s always been important, but now? Now it’s different.
>You think about her even when she’s not around.
>You dream about her.
>One night, she accidentally enters your dream.
>It’s a really, really awkward dream.
>You and her, together, sharing a moment that’s… way too intimate.
>she sees everything.
>Wake up in a cold sweat.
>She’s standing there, looking absolutely flustered.
>Welp.
>Time to move to another dimension.
>Apologize profusely, utterly mortified.
>She doesn’t say anything for a moment… then she admits something.
>"Anon… I too have strong feelings for thee."
>Brain.exe has stopped working.
>She likes you? A literal princess? The mare of your dreams (literally)?
>Can’t believe this is real life.
>After a long moment, you both agree to take things slow.
>No need to rush into anything.
>But before you leave, she hesitates, then steps closer.
>She leans in, eyes searching yours.
>You barely have time to react before she presses her lips softly against yours.
>The world stops.
>You just kissed Princess Luna!
>The days after are some of the happiest of your life.
>Even the Night Guard notices something different about you.
>You and Luna spend more time together, balancing duty and personal moments.
>The bond between you only grows stronger.
>One evening, as you both sit under the stars again, she leans against you.
>It’s quiet, peaceful.
>She murmurs, "We shall face eternity together, Anon."
>For the first time in forever, you feel truly complete.
>mfw you found love in the night.

Anyone else have any story ideas?

>>41850573
>"We shall face eternity together, Anon."
Someone's about to get magic'd. That stuff doesn't happen just like that.
>>41850586
How about Anon goes to Ponyville and somehow gets a job in Sugarcube Corner where he has to work with Pinkie, trying to hide his origin from her Pinkie Sense as he tries to get a grip of the town?

>>41850573
Awesome green, dude. Thanks!

>>41850573
pretty god damn good green.

Tried writing something freeform without a concrete idea in mind. It’s not much, but I like the character. Much potential. After the fact, he could be a prime candidate for exploring self-destructive behavior through the vehicle of shadow magic. Could be interesting. I have to brainstorm about it.

>You are Anon, though it hardly matters. You’ve gone by many names over your life, mostly online handles that stuck with varying degrees of permanence.
>But you digress. A perk of your overactive brain. One thought nudges another in an avalanche of pure mental thought. (And, as with a real avalanche, it’s generally just as destructive. You find.)
>Anyway, here you are. And you are a horse.
>Ponyland, they said. Follow your dreams, be happy, they said.
>Honestly, after the novelty wore off, normalcy wrapped around you again like a slightly damp blanket. A bit gross, but not so bad that you feel the need to address it in any meaningful way. "It’s fine," the thought dominates your general malaise.
>Not that your current occupation is any less boring than staring at a monitor. Maybe your shrink had a point back then: you’re just depressive, and your screeching rants about society were really just that; Cope.
>You’re getting sidetracked... again.
>You’re making your bits through artisanal™ blister steel. Layer of coke, iron, coke, iron, coke. Seal the stone coffin, close the cementation door, and let it broil for a few weeks. Then ship it off and find some petty satisfaction in knowing your formative years spent on historical reenactment weren’t entirely wasted.
>Good thing those savages in the royal guard are still using lumpy lame bronze or sad iron. Otherwise, you'd probably have to resort to farm work.
>Speaking of strenuous labor, you *did* try refining your blister steel into actual steel. You even attempted to fashion tools, armor, and weapons yourself. But without mechanical power, you just can’t be bothered. Hammering steel by hoof? Once was enough. Let the poor saps at the royal armory fold it a thousand times. You’re paid well enough for the novelty of shitty blister steel; you’re not incentivized to do anything beyond that.
>Technically, you have the means to build a windmill to power a trip hammer. But what’s the point?
>What is the point, indeed.

>>41850942
You know what they say about the industrial revolution. It would be tricky to introduce new technology in Equestria. Though their tech level isn't very consistent either.

>>41850559
>>41850567
>>41850573
Short, but good. Neat green, Anon.

>>41848107
So it seems.

>>41847838
A mare is more than just her voice though.

Only 20 images? Rookie numbers, time to pump those up

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>>41850942
somepony's been playing vintage story
Maybe anon needs to find a blacksmith mare and work with her

>>41844865
>"Thank you, Applejack." Fluttershy fidgets with her blankets and smiles.
>Twilight suddenly snaps out of her stupor performs a silly double-take between you and Fluttershy.
>"But I-" It seems like she wants to add her two cents to this mess.
>She shakes her head and sighs in defeat. "No, Applejack's right."
>You can only imagine what was really on her mind.
>"Fluttershy is our friend, and we should trust her judgement."
>"I apologize for giving you such a hard time, Anon." She trots over to you and extends a hoof. "We just want what's best for Fluttershy."
"So do I."
>You reluctantly shake her hoof and return to Fluttershy's side.
>Just a few minutes ago these mares wanted to draw and quarter you.
>Now they seem more at peace with the idea of you dating Fluttershy.
>You really should thank Applejack for playing the mediator.
>Without her, you're sure the rest of her friends would've torn you apart.
>Quite possibly in the literal sense.
"Thanks for having my back, Applejack." You smile at her. "You're a true friend."
>"Now don't get all sappy about it, Anon." She blushes and hides her face behind her hat.
>"Just take good care of Fluttershy and that'll be thanks enough fer me."
>Suddenly a clock chimes somewhere outside, sending the 5 mares into a panic.
>Twilight poofs a small clock out of thin air and gasps at the time. "Oh no! We're going to be late!"
>Rainbow Dash sighs with relief but makes sure to give you one last 'I'm watching you' gesture before leaving. "Last one to the balloon is a rotten egg!"
>You'll be sure to "catch up" with Rainbow Dash later. She doesn't get to hide from her feelings THAT easily!
>"Y'all take care now." Applejack waves to Fluttershy, tilts her cowboy hat and trots after Rainbow Whorse.
>"Get well soon, darling!" Rarity carefully hugs Fluttershy. "And if Anon gives you any more trouble..."
>Rarity turns to face you, stands on her hind legs and assumes a...kung fu stance?
>"I shall correct him!"
>"T-There's no need for that, Rarity!" Fluttershy squeaks in protest. "Anon won't cause anymore trouble. Right, h-honey?"
>You quickly nod in agreement, much to her delight.
>Rarity raises an eyebrow, but knows there's no time to continue harassing you.
>"Remember Anon, when it comes to relationships, patience is key." Twilight adds while loading up her saddlebag and going over a small checklist.
>"Taking unecessary risks is a foal's errand!"
>You salute Twilight and begin trotting back and forth in front of Fluttershy's bed as though you were some kind of guard.
>Fluttershy can't help but giggle at your tomfoolery.
>"We'll be just fine Twilight." She reassures Twilight.
>Twilight smiles and flies out of the room.
>Rarity grabs the remaining saddlebags from the nearby table hastily departs with Twilight.
>The door is set alight with purple magic and quickly closes behind them.

ded general

>>41854820
The whole board is dead anyway

>>41854820
>>41855209
I'd wager that if it's gotten people interested in the concept of Anonstallion then we aren't dead, just living forever.

>>41854820
Really? I think it's doing pretty well.

>>41828401
That was a good read. Thanks for sharing.

>>41819290
Pic is of OP, a glorious winged faggot

>>41819303
It's too late for me.
FAR too late.
I wouldn't even know where to begin.

>>41856214
>Do you do drugs?
>Traffic children?
>Rob banks?
>Murder people?
>Steal from others?
If your answer is no to any of these questions, then congratulations, it's not too late for you.

>>41856214
Same here. I'm just waiting for it to end so I can be in Equestria.

>>41856214
Anon, you still have much of your life to go through. It's not like a portal to equestria will open up anytime soon.

>>41857120
>Anon, you still have so much more suffering to endure
Yes, I know.

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NOOKPRINT, WHY DONT YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS?! I KNOW YOUR IN HERE!

>>41856206
>do it for her
Doesn't sound like a faggot to me.

>>41857373
No way fag

>>41857120
Or ever, while we're at it.

>>41858295
The portal is within your grasp anon. You just need to take the plunge

>>41858619
A plunge to where?

>>41859055
a plunge back to reality, of course.

>>41859676
That's where I reside all the time, sadly.

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>>41853376
There's not much Anonstallion/Anoncolt art out there, here have this Snake art I found

>>41860635
Yeah, we need more Anonstallion stuff.

>>41860635
>>41860727
I just want more art in general, theres so much of anonfilly but none for anoncolt/stallion

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>>41819290
i cant remember if i linked my last anonbug story or not here but here it is
the start
>>41733161
and the continuation
>>41811175

more to come SOONtm

>>41857373
>All the mares are lewding Butterscotch
It's a wonder he hasn't suffered from a heart attack yet.

>>41861401
Good, need more

>>41861401
>start link doesn't work
>consider jumping out window
is the start on ponepaste or something?
if so I can get a name/link

>>41861856
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41649359/#41733161

There's also a browser extension of some sort that completes "dead" links, if you don't want to bother with desuarchive.

>>41861863
thanks bro, I'll look into it

>>41860635
Heh, one-eyed snake.

>>41861401
pretty good read, keep us updated when you continue it!

>>41862061
>one-eyed snake
For a moment I thought this was a metaphor for horsecock.

Any update on green?

>>41863191
It is, thats why its funny.

>>41864209
ohyou.jpg

>>41863660
which one?

>>41864460
Been a while since we've had a Zecora update. I know the writefriend was sick, but we haven't heard anything since then.

>>41865001
I'm around. I've been recovering, slowly. Got a tiny bit done yesterday but I went to work today for the first time since last Wednesday and now I'm completely exhausted and don't feel so good.

>>41865173
Good to hear you are still around and kicking. Take your time, anon.

>>41865173
Soup and ponies, friend. Soup and ponies heal all.

Prompt
>Anoncolt thinks he can manipulate ponies by acting cute
>Ponies see him as a weird manipulative kid
>Anoncolt doesn't realize that because intense autism. Doesn't get what he wants, only normal colt things

>>41865359
Truly a classic household medicine.

>>41866240
into a mare and have a loving family with lots of foals

>>41867154
That's a plan I can get behind.

So do you imagine Anoncolt as a reincarnation or more of you being suddenly transported/transformed into a kid pony

>>41867553
Either one works desu

>>41867553
I'd imagine more on the reincarnation so anon after his death in the human world makes up for the lack of activity as result of being a NEET and finally decides to do something and fully enjoy his new life in Equestria.

>>41867553
I think reincarnation is better because it would work a lot smoother. Like, do you imagine an Anon could seriously handle being changed to a different species and getting turned into a youngster again?

>>41866240
Indeed.

>>41867910
>lack of activity as result of being a NEET and finally decides to do something and fully enjoy his new life in Equestria.
Wow, Wizard powers truly exist

Still holding out for green.

>>41870471
You'll have some tomorrow. I wanted to have it done today but I've been surprisingly busy.

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>>41870471
Ain't we all...

>>41870797
Nice, looking forward to it.

>>41870471
Holding out for a hero

>>41871961
Superanon will save us.

>>41872699
where did you get this picture of me?!

>>41873075
No, that's me.

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>>41825710
>>41825996

[x] Boop!

>Your lips curled into a sly smile as you made no effort to hide you staring at her shapely butt.
>You took a step closer and…
>Boop!
>She went cross eyed for a second as she scrunched her snoot.
>And broke out laughing.
>”That one coming, I did not see!”
>Her charming laughter only rung out for an instant as she wrapped a hoof around your withers and pinned you to her side.
>”Perhaps there can be something between you and me!”
>You hooked a leg and slung it around her neck, then nuzzled her cheek.
“There’s nothing there that I can see.”
>You wiggled the wing pinned between your bodies.
“But maybe that’s just me.”
>Pulling away from you, she rolled her eyes as she scooped up your cup.
>”For a moment you have to hold while I prepare something bold.”

>She headed off, only to return a moment later with the same cups, rinsed clean, and a clay bottle on a tray.
>”Come, have a seat! You’re in for a rare treat!”
>Setting the tray down on a small table, she then dragged two low stools from the alcove she mixed the potion in and set them on opposite side of the table.
>You took a seat just as she pulled the bottle open.
>It made a loud plop.
>A heavy scent of spices, mixed with the stench of strong alcohol, wafted from it.
>She poured both of you a modest helping.
>”From clouds so high, and the winds so free. The pegasus ponies, a sight to see.”
>Her lips curled into a sly smile as she lifted her mug for a deep sip.
>”Won’t you tell a tale of your kind to me? Of why on the ground you wish to be. Did soaring the skies get old, if I may ask a question so bold?”
>You lifted up your mug and lifted it to your snout.
>It stung as you took a deep sniff.
>Whatever spice it had was something you’d never had before.
>Taking a sip, you winced as it burned on your tongue.

What would you like to do?

Apologies for all the delays!

>>41874166
Kinda obviously veiled question in regard to why he's interested in her. He could tell her that whilst the skies are wide and free, they don't harbor any treasures like the ground. Or something along these lines.

>>41874166
Down the whole drink in one go
>>41874234
This is good

Not letting this slide.

>>41875784
slide into what?

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>>41876426
oblivyuhn

>>41876965
cute

>>41876965
We need more art

>>41876426
The mystical archives.

>>41877770
Yeah hopefully with a better waifu

>>41878182
Eh, Rainbow is fine.

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>>41878257
RBD is trash. She would make a TERRIBLE mother.

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>>41878278
She would calm down a lot if she had a foal. I bet she would make a great mom.

>>41878971
This. A foal would trigger her mother instincts.

Up from the bottom.

>>41879817
Now we here

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>>41874166
the need to plap increased by the square of my cock

>>41878257
Meh

>>41874428
>Down the whole drink in one go
Wouldn't that come across as rude? Booze like this must be an expensive rarity in Equestria. I figure it's not something you chug like a cheap drink.

>>41878971
unf

>>41878278
You know she came around in the episode, right?

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>>41881920
Sure, after a lifetime of resenting her parents for being too overly supportive.

>>41881924
Resenting is a bit much. She kept her distance and that's not great, but her blowing a fuse was a moment of weakness.

>>41878971
Lucky stud.

>>41882687
Lucky ol Sun

>>41880268
When he's hammered after a few drinks, maybe.

>>41880080
Precautionary night up.

>>41884835
What's up with Raven? She isn't happy at all.

>>41854181
"Alone at last."
>You sigh and try to process everything that just happened.
>"I-I'm sorry about all of this, Anon..."
>Fluttershy whimpers and pulls the blanket over her head once again.
>"My friends are usually not this um, o-overprotective of me!"
"It's okay Flutters."
>You trot over to the bed and give the mare a big hug.
"If my best friend got hurt, I would resent the pony that hurt them too."
>You gently pull the blanket down, eager to see your marefriend's beautiful face again.
>Her blush is so cute!
>"Are you okay with....b-being my coltfriend?" She asks. "Even after everything that's happened?"
>You look into her eyes nod without hesitation.
"Honestly I should be asking YOU that question!"
>The two of you share a good laugh.
>After all the drama that just unfolded, you and Flutters really needed one.
"Welp, this was an...interesting visit...but it's getting late and you need your rest..."
>"Anon, may I have-" The mare leans in until her snout is almost touching your own. "J-Just one more?"
>Hopefully that's a rhetorical question, because there's no way in Equestria you'd give up a chance to show Flutters just how much you love her.
>*SMOOCH*
>Your lips tenderly embrace hers, and soon your tongues are doing the dance of passion inside her mouth.
>The mare melts in your arms and eagerly cuddles you in return.
>Your eyes widen in surprise as the heat of the moment begins to overwhelm you.
>It pains you to do so, but you withdraw from the kiss with a soft *POP*.
>"A-Anon?!" She squeaks in shock.
>Fluttershy instinctively leans forward, desperate for more of your tender affections.
>"Why did you stop?!"
>The hurt in her eyes is like a knife plunging into your heart.
"Believe me Flutters, I didn't want to stop."
>You affectionately nuzzle her neck, earning a coo of approval from the amourous mare.
"But if we had kept going, I would've ended up rutting you right here and now."
>Her face flushes a deep shade of red.
>"Oh my, I'm so sorry for getting you worked up like that!"

>>41885083
>rutting
Yeah, that should wait until the bones are mended again.

>>41885083
really good green anon, Keep up the good work!

>>41884835
Cute

>>41885476
when a beautiful mare is sucking your face, it's hard to fight those primal instincts to mate regardless of injuries.

>>41886007
If it's your injury, maybe. You should stay clear enough to grasp that you shouldn't harm your mare though.

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>>41819290
Anyone have that drawing of Flutter & Anonstallion fucking behind the cloud? Forgot where I saw that. And it's not anywhere in my files like I thought.
>>41872699
Eh, he still looks fruity.

>>41887470
YOU'RE FRUITY

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A rare Anonstallion art piece

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>>41887470
Never mind, found it in the archive.
>>41887477
>flag
Eyup.

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>>41887470
Pony magic

>>41887551
Man, that's some broken ass german.
>Du verdammter ungebildet stechen
I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
t. Kraut

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>>41887551
What a cute couple

>>41887590
The artist definitely used a translation tool as it says "Of course you can't speak German. You damn uneducated prick."

>>41887565
My gaydar is tingling.

>>41887712
Yes

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>>41887551
A lot was lost when Anonpone died

>>41889513
You mean the thread?

>>41889627
The CYOA aggregator

>>41887565
>>41888250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjqn5jNprcQ

>>41890242
He sounds like a fag too though.

>>41888096
>You damn uneducated prick.
Ah, that makes more sense than a damn unedcuated stab.

>>41884835
why is Celestia wearing a globe?

>>41891424
She got really into that Daft Punk song about a month ago and now she sings/hums it all the time.

>>41891424
So that you don't have to.

>>41887712
At first I thought this would be Rainbow Dash. And still would it if weren't for that file name.

>>41876965
That's what living the life looks like.

>>41893875
That only works with green ponies though.

>>41894213
Isn't anon green?

>>41895234
Anonpone is. The original Anon only has these colors as a stand-in because he could be anyone.

>>41893237
Giwtwm

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>>41874234
>>41874428

[x] Down it goes!

“There’s a lot to see up in the clouds, but I came down to see what’s down here and among the first things I find is something precious.”
>You flashed a smile at her as you swirled your mug and the remaining drink in it in your hoof.
>”Something more precious than the treasure of the sky, for someone like you who can fly?”
>Nodding, you lifted the mug to your lips.
>Zecora drew a sharp breath and stuck her hoof out at you.
>But, she was too late.
>You chugged what was left in one go.
>You managed to gulp it down before it hit.
>The fire and burn.
>First in your mouth and then in your throat.
>Your eyes began to water and you started coughing.
>You couldn’t see, but did hear a loud wooden clunk followed by something getting pulled off a shelf.
>”Here, try this balm. It will make the fire calm.”
>A spoon was shoved to your snootle.
>Figuring she knew what she was doing, you opened your mouth and let her pour it in.
>It tasted like… olive oil?
>But, it did make the worst heat cool as you swirled it around in your mouth.

>You found yourself lying on the floor.
>Zecora stood above you, holding a clay pot and a wooden spoon.
>She let out a sigh and set the spoon down as she saw you regain coherence.
>”That drink is best enjoyed slow, so all you feel is a pleasant glow.”
>You scrambled back onto your hooves and wiped your face with a fetlock.
“I didn’t think it’d be quite that strong.”
>The zebra offered a mellow smile as she shoved the pot and spoon back onto a shelf.
>”It is my best so why shouldn’t it put you to the test?”
>Her stool had fallen over in all the commotion so she picked it up and set it upright before pulling the clay bottle out from somewhere and placing it back on the table.
>”Your first time was rather so-so, but how about another go?”
>You were starting to feel the effect of all the booze you’d drank, but maybe it’d still be okay?
“I don’t see why not.”

>When sipped a little at a time, it still burned in your mouth but wasn’t intolerable.
>Not what you’d call pleasant, still.
“I’ve never had anything like this before. What is it?”
>Zecora took a sip of her drink and gulped it down.
>Her tongue peeked out from between her lips as she turned to stare at you.
>”I am glad you ask, for making it is quite a task.”
>She glanced at the bottle on the table between you.
>”First, the soil you must till to get something to distill. Once it’s out of the still, you mix the spices and let it sit still. The magic is in the light of two full moons, weave that into thread and add two spoons.”
>Covering her mouth with a hoof, she let out a chuckle.
>”’tis peppers but solid moonlight that burns so bright.”
>Oh.
>Well, that was far more… exotic than you expected.
>Nevertheless, it was making you feel a bit woozy – and her too, no doubt.
>She stared at you with half-lidded eyes and a sly smile on her lips as she traced the edge of her mug with a hoof.

What would you like to do?

>>41896444
Okay, now she's making first serious advances. Guess it's time to play along. Get closer to her. But slowly. Step by step. Rushing it would only spoil the mood.

>>41893237
Unf

>>41895258
I think it's much more better if it wasn't a stand-in and more of a literal green bald dude with a attitude of the average 4channer.

>>41885083
"Don't sweat it, Flutters."
>You grin and pull the blanket up to her chin.
"But you should focus on recovering before we get too frisky."
>You gently pat the misshapen wing tucked under her covers.
>She flinches at the sudden contact with her broken wing.
>"Oof!" She stifles a cry of pain.
"Oh crap, I'm sorry Flutters!"
>You quickly pull your hoof away and prepare to leave but stop just shy of the doorway.
"I'll visit you every day until you're healed."
>You take one last look at the sleepy mare and smile like a dork.
"I promise."
>"I'd like that Anon." She nods in approval and settles in for some much-needed rest. "Very *YAWN* very much!"
>That pony is just too damn precious!
>You blow her a kiss and close the door, eager to get home and prepare for your darling marefriend's eventual return.
>Three weeks later...
>Fluttershy is officially discharged from the hospital today.
>You and her friends excitedly greet her as soon as she enters the hospital lobby.
>Flutters' friends happily talk with her and begin to shower the happy mare with all manner of gifts.
>Rainbow Dash gives her a sporty headband with matching leg warmers.
>Cute.
>Rarity gives her a beautiful spring dress with matching mane ornament.
>You can't wait to see her in that.
>Applejack gives her a hoof-stitched pillow shaped like an apple.
>Insert witty apple pun here.
>Pinkie Pie gives her an invitation to some kind of "Fluttershy is Flying High" party.
>Hopefully the pink pony has an invite for you as well, because her parties are truly the greatest in all of Equestria!
>Lastly, Twilight Sparkle gives her...a book about safety around stallions?
>You can't help but raise an eyebrow.
>She humbly accepts the presents and soon they're all hugging in joyful reunion.
>Truly a heartwarming moment if you ever saw one.
>You look down at the bouquet of daffodils you bought and sigh.
>On the one hoof, you know for sure that these are her favorite flowers.
>But on the other hoof, you know they can't possibly compete with the extravagant (and much more personalized) gifts from her friends.

>>41898990
>a book about safety around stallions?
I wonder who'd write a book like this.

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>>41899499

>>41898990
Nice

>>41887565
>Italian flag on the crown
Is there a reason for that?

>>41898990
>Idiot! You should've gotten her something better, like a tea set or homemade quilt decorated with cute animals.
>"Hello again, Anon!"
>Fluttershy's voice immediately snaps you out of this little panic attack.
"O-Oh um, hi F-Flutters."
>You stammer and slowly back away from her, ashamed of the inevitable letdown your gift will cause.
"I hope you're feeling better now..." Your mind trails off.
>The excited mare takes one look at your floral offering and immediately tackles you to the ground with a heartfelt *SQUEE* of appreciation.
>"Oh Anon, they're beautiful!" She carefully holds the bouquet in her right wing. "Thank you so much, honey!"
>You lay there in disbelief as she affectionately nuzzles you.
>This is all playing out like some kind of fairy tale. Why is that?
>Oh right, Equestria and all that pish posh.
>You hug her tightly and sniffle when her friends slowly approach the two of you lying on the floor.
>"Should we give y'all some privacy?" Applejack playfully jokes.
>The rest of their friends groan and roll their eyes.
>Yep, looks like they're still not fond of you.
>Soon the snuggle time ends and the two of you rise to your hooves.
>"Thank you everypony, for coming to see me." Fluttershy smiles.
>Her friends all jabber at once, each one trying to say "you're welcome" in their own unique ways.
>It's a sweet sentiment to be sure, but hearing five ponies talk all at once sounds like a garbled mess of white noise.
>The excited mares finish their verbal assault on your ears and prepare to leave for the day.
>Strangely enough, you catch Rainbow Dash looking your way, her eyes almost sorrowful as they stare into your own.
"What's up, Rainbow Dash?" You ask politely but firmly.
>The pony opens her mouth to speak, but quickly turns away and grabs her duffelbag.
>"I gotta go. See you later everypony." The rainbow menace quickly waves to her friends and flies out into the open sky.
"What was that all about?" You turn to Twilight for answers.
>If anypony knew Rainbow Dash inside and out, it's HER.
>The purple alicorn is unusually quiet, which is odd considering she loves answering questions with her endless fountain of knowledge.
>What the buck is going on here?

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morning bump

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Hey I don't think anybody remember because it was like two months ago but I promised to make art of Anon but I tried and couldn't finish because I got angry about not being good as I wanted. Well, I made another one to compensate. Hope you like it

>>41900687
What was the prompt?

>>41900727
For what? This started practicing with a pose with a screenshot from the show and added Anonstallion to make a full picture. Or do you mean as in AI?
Also as a bonus: https://files.catbox.moe/4kyit1.png

>>41900687
>>41900920
Very good drawing, Anon!

>>41900920
Never mind. I thought you made this art as a prompt for something. Completely AI unrelated.

>>41900687
>>41900920
It appears you've mistakenly drawn Trixie with a vagina and not a fat swinging cock. Pls fix.

Also it's ugly

>>41901496
You only says it's ugly because you only like futa. If you retract I'm gonna consider it. I was gonna do it anyway.

>>41901496
>futatranny complaining about ugliness
projecting, much?

>>41901496
t. nigger

>>41900545
What has gotten Anon smirking with such a cheeky face?

>>41902149
He's looking at Twilight and about to call her a slur.

>>41902149
Crack, I would assume.

>>41896444
Urge to mount the cute Zebra is rising! Drunkenly lean towards her and smell her. (In great detail describe how she smells.)

>>41900265
Neat

>>41900265
Still gotta read it.

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bump

>>41903578
very menacing picture, very nice.

>>41904954
>Tamed the wild strawberry
You gotta admire the tenacity of that stud. That can't be easy.

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>>41902235

>>41899539
Why would Twilight suspect stallions though? She has never shown any signs of that.

>>41907394
Wym, didn't you read the rest of the green?

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Last bump before I crash.

>>41907470
Oh, I didn't catch that she wrote it in a night.

>>41904954
lucky anon!

>>41907567
quite the bump on anon's head it seems.

>>41906599
Made me kek, thanks.

>>41909865
I don't get the reference.

>>41902235
>>41906599
>"Anon, what are you doing?"
>"Crack."
>"What the buck?!"
>"Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Twibble."
>"Yes, but this... is hardly a good substitute. Where did you even get that?"
>"Zigger's."
>"What?"
>"Yeah, right behind Zigger's Sandwich Shop, there's a white pegasus out there selling it."

>>41910870
I bet Zecora could brew something that can get you high as well, but without causing any addictions.

>>41900265
quite the good green, greatly enjoying it so far.

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>>41900265
>You sit there lost in thought, wondering why Rainbow Dash was acting so weird lately.
>Everypony knew she hates your guts for what happened to Fluttershy, but that's water under the bridge now.
>"Honey, is something wrong?" A small voice calls out to you.
>You look up from your hayburger to see Fluttershy sitting at the opposite end of the table.
>"You've hardly touched your lunch." She motions to your mostly full plate.
>Is it even worth bringing up the RBD shit at this point? Would anypony else see what you've seen?
>Perhaps you were just overreacting to small insignificant things in the moment.
"I'm fine dear." You quickly reply. "Just thinking about life is all."
>One blink later and she's suddenly standing right next to you, her eyes full of concern.
>She places a hoof on your face and whimpers.
>"A-Anon please, don't hide your feelings from me."
>There's just no hiding things from her, is there?
>You sigh in defeat and place you hoof over her own.
"It's Rainbow Dash. She's been acting very weird since, well, you know." You point at her left wing.
>You're glad her wing is all better now, but the pain of hurting somepony you love will NEVER fully disappear.
>Perhaps you're just using Rainbow Dash as a scapegoat to avoid your own guilt.
>"Honey, please look at me."
>You turn to face your marefriend and recoil at the sight of her stern expression.
>"You can't keep beating yourself up about that." She insists.
>If only you had been more careful, maybe you'd still be in the Wonderbolt academy AND dating an uninjured Fluttershy.
"You're right babe, but it still bothers me." You confess.
>She moves in and catches you off-guard with a tender kiss.
>"I know honey, but together, we can move past that bump in the road."
>Her humble smile has your heart melting on the spot.
>Perhaps she's right, it's time to start thinking about the future.
>HER future. YOUR future.
>Yes, you can see it now.
>You. Fluttershy. A cozy cottage. A romantic wedding. A passionate honeymoon. The smiling faces of your eight foals.
>Given how kindly she treats you and everypony else, this wonderful mare will no doubt make an amazing mother.

>>41912208
>The smiling faces of your eight foals.
Damn. He's certainly not lacking in ambition.

>>41912208
>eight foals
Rookie numbers! We can do better than that!

>>41913277
two dozen foals

>>41914228
That would be an academy record for sure.

Their foals will be numbered as the stars in Luna's sky.

>>41914704
That's the spirit.

>>41914704
Yes, of course

>>41914704
If one of the Mane Six would have so many foals, it's definitely her.

>>41917130
Still a great edit. Ten times better than the original.

>>41909321
It keeps him afloat though.

>>41917130
Nice

>>41914704
For every a new star is created

Do you prefer a short anonstallion or tall anonstallion? Or regular height?

>>41919039
its all in hight difference.

>>41919039
Slightly taller than average. Just a touch.

>>41907567
OUCH

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>>41919039
We all should know mares love a good tall anonstallion.

>>41921827
God, that's hot.

Any updates on greens?

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>>41925457
The Zecora writefriend is MIA. That is all.