Would you bring a pony to our world to experience the human lifestyle?
>>41826048Yeah I can't wait to introduce ponies to all the shit you like OP, you know, nigger dicks, tranny enabling, and cuckolding.Cool thread OP.
>>41826048Not permanently.
>>41826054God what the FUCK is your problem
>>41826048If it was something she could adjust to and she thought it was worth being here just to be with me then yes. Anons here overstate how bad earth is when in reality your day to day life is probably mundane as shit. We'd be doing the exact same shit wether she was here or I was there for the most part. I'd still prefer to be in her world, not out of hate for my world but because it'd be a novel and enjoyable experience. Not to mention it'd be my only chance to truly show these ponies how much I appreciate them.
>>41826113>Duhhh hey you wanna take these characters from an idyllic land of harmony and make them live here on Earth?Go fuck yourself.
>>41826127>hurr durr Equestriuh is le utopia im misanthropic and edgyChin up champ you'll get through the 8th grade in no time
>>41826138OP sucks, you swallow, this thread is shit lol.
>>41826048fuck no, they don't need to be burdened with the retarded shit that goes on in our world. Going to Equestria is a one way ticket, preferably trough a rope
>>41826048I'd take her to McDonald's and buy her a happy meal
depressed autists really are something else
>>41826048She'd become a Twitch streamer and adjust to society quickly.
>>41826210>mares just become average western womanAnyone who wants this is just fucking retarded.
>>41826219You expect them to still read books and throw tea parties in a society with internet, video games and Netflix? They'd adapt to our culture and drink Arizona iced tea and eat Chipotle veggie wraps.
>>41826048No, I hate this place. Why would I ever? Anyone who does is braindead or actually hates ponies.
>>41826237See? Utterly disgusting and cuck tier, who the fuck comes up with these shitty threads.>>41826238Fucking thank you.
>>41826238Watching Netflix with a pony and eating a veggie Papa John's pizza together sounds kino.
these are the same depressed fags that wanna be ponies because they hate themselves I bet.
>>41826255>Oy vey, have more high fructose corn syrup while we watch Netflix garbage #92109 with an ethnic non-threatening male protag>Bring more of your mare friends, yes!
>>41826247They'd love our world
>>41826286So you're a cuck, got it.>filenameYes that does indeed explain a lot.
>>41826260We'd watch anime on Netflix and order Taco Bell. Fluttershy would have a veggie crunch wrap and a Baja blast.
>>41826300Then your bull would come over, right?
>>41826302Have none of you been on a date before?
I think it would be pretty cruel to take a pony away from everyone they've ever known. If it was temporary and they gave permission ahead of time then it would be fun, but losing all their friends and family for the rest of their life is an unimaginable pain to go through.
>>41826324>Wait..are you ALL autistic on this cartoon pony board?>NONE of you have been on a date?
>>41826048No. It would destroy her.
>>41826048Yes. It would destroy her.
>>41826048Fuck no. Our society is too corrupt, petty and toxic. It would ruin the poor pony for life.
>>41826048she would probably suffocate in 5 minutes
>>41826546Naw. Fluttershy would adapt and have fun. She'd Twitch stream Pokémon and Animal Crossing instead of taking care of animals. She'd drink Arizona iced teas and read manga instead of throwing tea parties. Then she'd fly to Chipotle and order a veggie bowl. I'd be very cozy.
>>41826593>suffocateWhy?>>41826618>She'd Twitch stream Pokémon and Animal Crossing instead of taking care of animals. She'd drink Arizona iced teas and read manga instead of throwing tea partiesSoulless existence
>>41826324I'm 35 and have never been on a date. Women are tasteless creatures only view me with disdain so why shouldn't I view them the same? And I'm not into gay stuff.
>>41826048Like 20 or 30 years ago? Maybe. But not into todays world, fuck that. I'm not that much of an asshole.
>>41826685>Women are tasteless creatures only view me with disdainYou're a complete stranger so of course they would. Invite them to Starbucks and chat while having a coffee. Get to know each other and you'll see each other in a more positive light by the end.
>>41826697>invite them to coffeelol. lmao.
>>41826701I wouldn't say no to a free coffee
>>41826705But you're not a woman. Some very probably socially awkward ponyloving autist asking actual random women for coffee is not gonna succeed in current_year.
>>41826712Girls like free coffee and Starbucks. Simple as.
>>41826732And they can get that from a hundred guys at any given moment by opening a dating app.
>>41826738
>>41826744Truth hurts, huh? I recommend getting a pony waifu and forgetting 3dpd.
>>41826753Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself more than you're trying to convince me. Trying to justify your own life choices while other people have relationships and pursue happiness. I have a waifu but I don't let it be an emotional crutch to avoid the real world. Women aren't as scary or mean as you think they are. They're just regular people and you can approach and talk to them in the right context and place.
>>41826697I have no interest in them beyond being mere acquaintances unless they're into ponies. Who even goes up to strangers and asks them to go have coffee anyway? They'd be offended.
>>41826781But I don't want to. Women aren't scary, they're boring.
>>41826805Most times when guys say women or normies are boring it's because they lack basic social skills. Aren't you the boring one for prematurely ending a conversation because you don't know how to maintain the flow of a conversation? If every chat you've had with another person usually ends abruptly then of course you'd be bored. You never bothered learning more about anyone else. When you actually have a decent conversation with someone you see they're actually fun to talk to.
>>41826804
>>41826825This is true but also ninety nine percent of the time they'll still have shit opinions and then you couldn't care less about what they like or anything they say in general. I suppose it's all about standards when you're determining whether another person is boring or not.
>>41826825Nah.
>>41826827You need to go the fuck back. To where, I don't even know. TikTok?
>>41826048As a tulpamancer having my pinkie pie tulpa basically alternate between Equestria and our world I can say I sortof have done that.As far as her experience of our world goes, well, it's more complicated, and can't really be run down to "Equestria is superior full stop" and the shortest I could put it is that, from her perspective, there are a lot of compromises in our world regarding it's ups and downs.For instance having different country and languages, my own being foreign to her, is something she found exciting as it gives us the opportunity to have multiple perspectives on any effective issue, not to mention lots of different cultures for partying or saying happy birthday.Tho, those differences also make us scattered and overall not as harmonious as the Equestrian population, not to mention go at war with one another over diverging interests and viewpoints.Or, as this thread mentioned, our technology and it's everyday omnipresence in our daily lives. This she found fascinating as well, you should have seen the look on her face when she learned one could just look up any baking recipe on a whim. Though again, two sides, as sure, we have a lot more convenience brought by these technologies, yet, she has also seen how we never seen to smile and laugh with each other in the open partly due to them.All in all, it all depends on how you look at things. At the end of the day I don't think bickering about in what aspects our worlds lacks compared to Equestria but that is would be more relevant to try and bring those parts we hold dearest to the human experience, and best of all, to share these parts, as well as our own quirks, with the little ponies we hold dear.
>>41826048of course. we would have earthly tradition called marriage and meeting your parents before wedding stuff, its so exhilarating ngl
>>41826873kek I like the touch that the helmet crest is her actual hair.
>>41826827Go back to r/liveadvice or wherever the fuck you're from. How could you possibly think going up to random women who have nothing in common with me and dropping spaghetti at them asking them to go out to coffee is a good idea? They literally can tell you're an autist trying such a move.
>>41826827
>>41826127You’re 100% not wrong
i'd play a round of worms wmd with them or something before sending them back
Getting real tired of this tranny shitting up the board.
>>41826910Women like talking and having people listen. Even if they don't share your hobbies or interests you can still manage a conversation. Talk about yourself and recount relatable experiences. Don't be afraid to ask them if they experienced something similar. Sometimes a full blown conversation can come from the most random of topics. Learning to engage with others and discovering the joys of conversation is it's own reward. Maybe you might even meet a girl that thinks you're charming enough to date. If gaining this valuable life experience cost just a cup of coffee then I think it's worth it.
>>41826990Stop trying to fix the Anons they are all I have left.
>>41826989
>>41826990Shut up already you fucking ambush life coach.
Tamers content and its consequences have been a disaster for the horsefucking board.
>>41827011I actually agree. Losers are taking his satire to heart and actually think it’s good advice. This shit would’ve been okay in the 90s or 00’s but in this modern age shows a complete lack of social awareness and would only lead to public humiliation and destruction of what self-esteem remains. It’s spoken like he doesn’t think skanks nowadays aren’t evil
>>41827026>It’s spoken like he doesn’t think skanks nowadays aren’t evilThey literally aren't. Been on femcel imageboards long enough to know women actually like getting asked out by guys. Especially now when the average guy is now too scared to approach women in public.
>>41826048>bringing a pony to the shithole called earth where crime is rampantyeah ok retard
>>41827061>now when the average guy is now too scared to approach women in publicGee I wonder why.
>>41827061>Femcel image boardsWhile I appreciate you stopping the tamers shit I still feel this is just convoluted bait
>>41827068Dealing with timberwolves, hydras and giant village destroying monsters isn't much better. Not to mention attack from villains and changeling invasions.
>>41826048Why would I intentionally torment a sentient creature in that manner?
>>41827074I think guys just are scared of women and sex in general. Most guys are ashamed to admit it because it'll hurt their male ego knowing they missed out on high school romance and the early years of sexual experimentation. Knowing most women aren't virgins like them and have experienced their first kiss, dates and even sex. While you're playing catch-up in the relationship and feel emasculated because of it. Most guys learn it doesn't matter when you get your first kiss or lose your virginity. Because everyone has to overcome that hurdle at some point and your lack of experience becomes irrelevant once you've experienced it. Then suddenly you're on equal footing as everyone else and you don't feel so ashamed of missing out on high-school romance.
>>41826048Our world is literally hell.
>>41827115Nah. We die. Hell is eternal.
>>41827077Crystal Cafe exists and proves women can be just as autistic as men
>off topic normiefag shit & the everpresent blog posting trannyIgnore the occasional 'mean' posts in all the eqg shitpost threads and do your job for a change you fugly unpaid loser
I think the ponies would like Taco Bell. The menu is like 30% vegetarian.
>>41827138
>>41827061>now when the average guy is now too scared to approach women in public.Damn I wonder how that happened? Truly a mystery.
>>41827138The board where bitches sit around being shallow evil cunts who complain about everything in their life, and badmouth men they’re involved with?Great example. Retarded Simp.
>>41827253I just want to say I think it's hilarious how anyone can think that site (or even the "bio-fem general" on r9k) aren't obvious LARPs by men & trannies.>What're you a simp?No I'm not doubting the stupidity of women, just that outrage farming is too easy.
>>41827261No one is “outraged”. You’re just some dude shitting up a thread with feedback loop garbage, and claiming “le ebin trole”, and it’s a minor annoyance that its derailing the thread topic. You’d get more outrage posting tamerslop
>>41827267Oh man did someone tell CC to come here already?
>>41826114Take Fluttershy out to an afternoon walk in the park, and sit down near a cliffside during sunset
>>41826145>>41826127>>41826054boohoo nigga
>>41827011>Tamers out of fucking nowhere
>>41827061Women like getting asked out by (ChadlIf I ask a woman out for coffee it's suddenly a personal offense because how dare 4/10 chudjak think he has a chance with 4/10 chudette
>>41827154>Taco bell Known for causing flatulence? I like your thinking, anon
>>41826219>>41826237
>>41827322>out of nowhereExcept for the tamers reaction images in almost every one of that offboarders posts. And before you start reeing, I actually enjoy Tamers. But it's undeniable it has brought some really shit newfags here.
Why are there so many simps defending hypothetical women on this board?
>"Equestria is an AWFUL place to love, I could never bring my human husbando here. There's monsters every week and rogue wizards and a marecel who tried to destroy the world by timetravelling because her friend moved away and there's zebras and yaks destroying our towns.">"Earth is so peaceful by comparison, the whole world is basically built for mares to be able to swoop in and be the hero. They have grocery stores with entire aisles of cans of beans and they had to invent a special tool to open those cans because human women don't have a maretooth."
>>41827348It's mostly a single tranny who thinks he can speak for women because he is mindbroken to think he is one of them.
>>41827371good point, unfortunately autists will only see a meme they don't like and completely ignore the rest.
>>41827315Keep sucking.>>41827348It's just spam and demotivational BS. It used to be eqg, then it was g5, now it's 'that' animation and the janitors letting an unironic blog posting tranny shit where it pleases.To speak to OP's prompt, it's still shit, it will always be shit, you could only want to bring a harmonious cute magical pony to live here on Planet Shit if you're a fucking faggot, the end.Even a visit wouldn't be worth it, the fuck are you going to show them? Your urban blight? Woke streaming services?Garbage.
>>41827371>There's monsters every weekWtf bros I thought human women weren't in Equestria
>>41826048Hell no. Maybe if I could bring her to life before over industrialization.
>>41827348why are so many seething over hypothetical women? I wish you guys could just enjoy your fantasies without women living rent free in your head. it comes across as pathetic to anyone else not steeped in your mentality.
>>41827423KEK
>>41827441>Be Anon>Like funny horse>Seething woman and her army of simps try to tear that down because ?????Women deserve every bad thing that happens to them
>>41827449Based Kazakhstan over here.
>>41827449>Seething woman and her army of simps try to tear that down because ?????who and where? Keep in mind twitter is not an accurate representation of the real world.
>>41827455>whoAll of them>where?Every male space that makes the mistake of inviting a woman in.
>>41827455>>41826324 <--- First post bringing up women is on your side. You lose.
>>41827466You see Anon, that's the prime method of destabilizing by women and their simp armies. They put the female up on a pedestal, and attempt to shame anyone who isn't falling for their humiliation ritual.But then they turn around and cry that they're being treated like objects for some reason.
>>41827466>your side>implyingthe post before that one is much more egregious.>>41827464this is not sufficient evidence for your claims anon, I know you're very set in your beliefs but atleast try to be convincing to literally anyone who isn't already indoctrinated into your hatred of literally half the human race.>>41827479ironically enough you too put them on a pedestal to hate and obsess over. literally just ignore or don't engage with them. I see all too often people seething about shit that has nothing to do with /mlp/. So many threads praising mares while simultaneously seething about women out of nowhere, please get a grip. So far I've seen no evidence of the boogeywoman coming to ruin your fun. derpitards and furfags sure, women? hardly ever if at all.
Go be an unironic simp footrest somewhere else, my god.
>>41827110>Knowing most women aren't virgins like them and have experienced their first kiss, dates and even sexLikelihood of divorce increases by 400% with the wife having a single premarital sexual partner, by 600% with 2 or moreMen aren't scared of muh strong and experienced womxn, they're scared of the near certainty of getting divorce raped by a non-virgin bride
>>41827513I'm not wasting my time trying to convince a simp.Ignoring women does nothing when they continue to destroy any community they infest. Women are histrionic parasites that deserve nothing.I would happily "just ignore them", but they go out of their way to ruin everything even when I'm pleasant to them. My actions have no effect on their destructive tendecies.They stay in their lane, I stay in mine. They throw stones, I throw ten more back.
>>41827547
>>41827371
>>41827518>no counter>ad hominem so you have no sturdy basis for you beliefs and just want to hate because you feel you were deeply wronged once? that's usually the case with you types.>>41827541>simpjesus you really are steeped in the grifter andrew tate dogma aren't you? >Ignoring women does nothing when they continue to destroy any community they infest. Women are histrionic parasites that deserve nothing.evidence anon, making the same claim over and over does nothing for anyone.>>41827547>cis>tamersYou're right but this is not helping your case whatsoever.
Remember to report the tranny for avatarfagging.
>>41827576Remember the janitors only consider it trolling or off topic/rulebreaking in an eqg thread, there's a reason they ignore everything else unless it's porn.
>>41827547>Mentally ill, mutilated man feels like sharing his perspective on women
>Spending your weekend defending whores on 4chan
>>41827547>Too many guys go Incel after falling for anti-woman rhetoric on the internet.I hate women because I've seen them for what they are. I don't need some fast talking youtuber or anonymous face online to tell me so.I've become wise to the treadmill of humiliation rituals and soul sucking that is dealing with women.The past failures of the men before me fortells the future of the ones who follow.I will not fall for their tricks. The world always harps about "what zero pussy does to a motherfucker", but I've seen what pussy can do to a motherfucker, and it's far worse.
>>41827627It's my dick, not yours.
>>41827627Keep spamming it, I'm sure you'll convince this board to suddenly become well-adjusted normalfags any day now.
>>41827627I like being on that fringe line where I'm autistic enough to enjoy mlp and the board but not so downtrodden that I can't enjoy living a normal life or interacting with people. Obviously that's most people here but the miserable ones are so outspoken that it can appear differently at times.
>>41827547The issue is that women will go on tiktok (tiktok has a widespread usage among the general populace, all age groups and all genders) and they'll spout their buffoonery about how men ain't shit or they don't need a man or a man under X height or Y payrange isn't enough and they'll talk about their triple-digit bodycounts.And those videos will get millions of views and hundreds of thousands of likes, meanwhile people of a normal mentality don't ever go viral because so few are out there.It's trickling into my real life, tiktok is not the worst of people, tiktok is just a reflection.I have to cope so hard and pretend the incel stuff isn't real, and I try to make friends with a woman and she reveals random things about herself because we're friends like she'll tell me she's seeing multiple people at once because there wasn't a solid conversation saying they were bf/gf so she just played the field.The "incel" content is literally just honest reporting on relationships, it's so fucking bad in the US.
>>41827547lol nigger
>>41827371>portal to Equestria opens>it's a radioactive wasteland>hard times made strong mares and it'll be another 200 years before pony birth gender ratios get anywhere near herd sustainable levels>there's simply too many mares being born to keep a stable society going even with stallions having huge herds of 5-7Anon... You *are* going to take in a wasteland mare, right?
>>41827707Why are you trying to be friends with a woman anyway?
>>41827795I keep hoping one day I'll meet a normal one who doesn't casually tell me horrible things.
>>41827806I see, I figured something like that. While understandable, I think it's a good way to continually keep getting punched in the gut.
>>41827784I'd fuck that nurse
>>41827810So far it's just been my stepmom who's been cool. The chick at my local boardgames shop was telling us about how she was gonna give her situationship an ultimatum because he was sleeping with other girls but she put up with it because "he's really hot" and he predictably ditched when she gave the ultimatum.I don't have to seek out blackpills online, they get served up to me on a silver platter in the dinner theater of life.
>>41827862>The chick at my local boardgames shop was telling us about how she was gonna give her situationship an ultimatum because he was sleeping with other girls but she put up with it because "he's really hot"Suddenly I feel like being alone isn't so bad anymore.
>>41827870Many women consider a "harem" a suitable alternative for a real relationship nowadays as long as the dude is hot enough.
>>41827870It's not like she was an exception, she was just an average girl who worked at the nerdy shop and sometimes played D&D. Literally girl next door.Situationships and sleeping around like it's nothing is normal for women these days. It's not that the women on tinder are slutty exceptions and most women are normal, the tinder women are what's become normal.
>>41827443>>41827423Unfunny misanthropist and samefag
>>41828317I'm a misogynist not a misanthropist, get it right nigger.
>>41828331You're an /r9k/nigger.
>>41828510I don't use /r9k/, try again simp.
>>41828537You things showed up when your sub reddit closed down where you just whinge about wamahn because you're nothing but a bitter tool. And mares wouldn't like you either.
>>41826048They already do exist. As normal horses. Sorry if they don't go any magic or host gay tea parties. But I'm sure there's some gay LARPers in your town that are willing to participate in your sex crazed orgy.
>>41828559I've hated women since before this board even existed. I don't know what reddit boogeyman is living rent free in your head, but I don't use that shithole either.Mares would hate women too simp.
>>41826048No. I'd bring her here to replace the human lifestyle.
>>41828574>Virtuous fictional animals would agree with my hatred. You see this is why nobody likes you, and no mares wouldn't like you either.
>>41828592>>Virtuous fictional animals would agree with my hatredCorrect. Glad we can finally see eye to eye.>>and no mares wouldn't like you either.They would actually.
>>41828574>>41828587>>41828592>>41828607Tell me, what was your childhood like? Besides from the wedgies and caught masturbating with a MLP figure you bought at your local dollar tree. YEAH!
>>41828607>They would actually.Ponies don't like creatures that hate for hate's sake, anon. If you still feel that bitter when you get to Equestria you'll struggle.
@LA Knight sorry I don't converse with namefags.>>41828618>Ponies don't like creatures that hate for hate's sake,Good thing I'm not a woman then.
>>41828607You're on extreme copium, powered nothing but by huffing your own ass. Classic reddit/r9k/nigger
>>41828632>Everyone who rightfully hates women is my boogeymanI'm sure whoever you're simping for will appreciate you defending her honor online
>>41826054>>41826127No, nonono, he's got a point. My Little Dashie was always a little cringe. OP was a little out of order himself.
>>41828672I liked the fanmade sequel to My Little Dashie where the protag went to Equestria, got drunk and fucked Rainbow Dash.That was pretty cool.
>>41827784>Portal to Equestria opens>Radioactive wasteland Not too different from the state of the world right now.
>>41828645Nice deflection subhuman.
Women can be nice. If you hate women, you just need to see more women and don't let one bad experience ruin your image of women.
>>41828876>one bad experience>one
>>41828908Or one hundred.
>>41828876I agree, women are overall wonderful, but giving them the right to vote was an absurd mistake. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
>>41829085Democracy isn't doomed because women are irrational voters, it's doomed because humans are.
>>41829127lolno, women are far worse when it comes to getting emotionally manipulated
>>41829127Democracy was doomed since its inception.
>>41829141That isn't true because it sucked for greece and rome too.>>41829150Democracy isn't all bad, people just misinterpret it's purpose. It is doesn't find the best policy or leaders, it prevents conflict from having to get violent by giving the discontent a hope for a shift of power. It's like a building made to flex instead of cracking from high winds or earth quakes. In that way, I think democracy is going to be an important part of any successful society, provided immortal benevolent princesses aren't an option.
>>41828876If it was really just a handful of bad experiences I could avoid biasing myself and say it's not representative of the whole. It continues to happen that I encounter women who are just morally broken and the number of good women I know can be counted on one hand. I don't try to date, these are women I don't even want to be casually friends with because of their lifestyles and the way they view others around them as assets. It gets harder and harder to assume the best in others.
>>41829665Heh. Imagine if you had to count your immediate family among those. That would be pretty shitty, right, guys? R-right?
>>41827784>my waifu is now realIt would be so awesomeIt would be so cool
>>41828876(you)
>>41826048>Would you bring a pony to our world to experience pain and misery?
>>41829681>be me>born, mom wanted a daughter instead>ignores infant me all day, dad cares for me after work>little sister is born, instantly the favorite>parents divorce because mom cheated multiple times, asked dad's mom to help keep her secret which she does>mom fights tooth and nail to keep getting child support from dad even after getting him fired from his white collar job>uses child support on frivelous shit like motorcycle and sushi and wine with her fat loser friends>still basically forgotten in favor of little sister>little sister had huge parties, only time i ever actually had a birthday she made me print and pass out these stupid invitations to a bunch of kids on the same grade as me>no one showed up and to this day i think she either did it to throw herself a pity party or as elaborate an humiliation ritual for misbehaving>never made friends because it was inconvenient for her to drive me anywhere so I only saw other kids at school>fat because she never let me or sister go outside and only fed us the cheapest goyslop she could find>380lbs in 4th grade>she gets tired of me growing up and starting to develop a rebellious personality so she puts me on some meds that made me a zombie>at 13 she no longer gets a tax break for claiming me as a deepndent, drops me off at dad's house with some clothes in a trashbag and drives off>dad comes home from work hours later and i'm sitting at the doorstepThis is leaving out a lot of other much worse things she did to me.
>>41829788Wow, sorry anon. Despite everything my mother did, it doesn't hold a candle to the way I've heard about some mothers on here treating their children.
>>41829788Sorry to hear that, anon. Hopefully things now are the best it can be, and may you have all the ponies
I would because I'm selfish
>>41829788Dang, sorry brother.
>>41829788Damn, that's pretty bad. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Single mom from hell right there. 380lbs in 4th grade, that's insane. How are you holding up today?
>>41827343uhhhhold on let me flip a coinokay it's based
>>41829788>>parents divorce because mom cheated multiple times, asked dad's mom to help keep her secret which she doesI hate vaginal jews so much it's unreal brosLove from Kazakhstan
>>41829788Oh. That sucks. I hope things are better for you now, Anon.
>>41827806
>>41829788Here king, you need this
>>41829788Who's your favorite mare anon?
>>41829788Why havent you killed yourself? You're a loser nobody wants around.
>>41829980Speak for yourself. I want him around. You, on the other hand, I can do without.
>>41829989Some autists pity party story doesn't warrant shitting up the board for years with his autism.
>>41830013Alright, I'll bite. Which boogeyman do you think that Anon is?
>>41830022It's clearly one of the self proclaimed 'mysogynist' tools who blames women for everything. You can read it in his own blogposts about how its womans fault he never made any friends. When in reality, anyone can make a friend at school it's just his own problem hes an unlikeable faggot.
>>41830062Here bro you dropped your flag
>>41830062So I'll ask you again, simp. Which boogeyman do you think he is? Give me a real answer this time.
>>41830075I see I struck a nerve. No one showed up at your party because you're insufferable, nothing changed since you've just been a giant manchild who's still insufferable since.
>>41830089
>>41830099You need to go back. You don't even know how to use meme replies.
>>41830106
>>41829878230 for years up until Mare Fair, 210 and dropping steadily now. I should be normal sized by next Mare Fair.>>41829923I'm just crazy about her, have been for almost a decade now.>>41829980Because I'm happy now.
Simps are fucking pathetic.
>>41830106(you)
>>41830122Do you have a lot of excess skin from being so much overweight? I lost over 80 pounds and still have quite a bit of excess skin.
>>41830117Way to go champ you can post the most recent nonreply adhoms. This is why you were friendless btw
Man Tamers has really done a number on this board.
>>41830106>meme repliesIt's not a meme, retard-kun.
>>41830128Over the years it went away because I was young, I'm probably gonna have some excess if I get down to a normal weight because I'm old.
>>41830160Yes of course it's not because you're a fatfaggot who loved stuffing his face.
>>41826048>Bring (pony of your choice) to our world>Sees that their whole life is a TV series, and toys of them are sold >Have existential crisis>Go back to equestria >Warns and tells everypony else >No one believes >Thinks it's a schizo >Gets shot
>>41830186Why are you acting like a woman?
>>41830089>>41830062My posts are >>41829665 and >>41827862In spite of a rough start I tried giving women a chance because surely all the horror storoes and information on the internet was just cherrypicked but I keep being proven wrong and it's just a more likely bet to assume any given woman you meet is probably of that horrid tiktok variety until they prove otherwise.
>>41830190>Being objective is acting like a woman>blaming others for your own failures should be supported
>>41830205Answer the question. Why are you acting like a woman?
>>41830211>Woman moment
Stop bitching about who is worse, men or women. Humanity is essentially bad and ponies don't deserve this demi hell.
>>41830122Stay strong anon
>>41830266>Humanity is essentially badthe misanthropist thread is down the right to the left.
>>41830287I'll cherish this drawing
>>41828317That might be me>>41828331>>41830299Misogynists have double standards and they suffer from in group bias. They can't see the whole picture.
>>41830266Humanity is essentially good despite the many struggles of history and the current era. While I don't know if a pony would live a good life here, I'd like to believe there's a world where ponies and humans find peace and harmony.
>>41830411>Misogynists have double standards and they suffer from in group bias. They can't see the whole picture.It's a fact that women have an in-group preference for women and men have an out-group preference for women, therefore it is non-misogynists who can't see the whole picture
>>41830420>Literally proves my pointI am a misogynist but also a misandrist, so a misanthrope.>>41830415Nope, humanity is essentially bad all throughout history with rare exceptions.>I'd like to believe there's a world where ponies and humans find peace and harmonyWhy does it have to include humans, why is it so hard to embrace pony supremacy?This board should be pony exclusive, with no images of humans.
>>41830122>230 for years up until Mare Fair, 210 and dropping steadily now. I should be normal sized by next Mare Fair.Based. Good work, man.
>>41830485Like it or not, anon, the ponies were created by humans, human women no less. No humans, no ponies. If mankind created the ultimate beings from their mind alone, the species can't be all bad.
>>41830655I stand corrected
>>41830655Even a broken clock is right at least 2 times a day.
>>41826048If they invade it to punish the propagators of Earth's gayness, then sure.>the entire thread is mareschizos vs simps>the latter attack anybody who speak any ill of any women, including the guy whose mother is a genuine bitch, because women can't do any wrong apparentlyI just want to get MARED. That faggot needs to be corrected and cured from his simpness too, not like he's getting any pussy from his species anyway.
>>41830655Too bad that whatever you've posted is a martian, not a human.
Relevant to /mlp/ at this point, also this post >>41826127I would like to meet the person who wrote that post. The inner workings of a person who goes nuclear is very intriguing to me.To display your personal inability to communicate in a manner without resorting to drastic measures to deliberately cause anger or another strong reaction, utilizing phrases like "go kill yourself," "go fuck yourself," or "cope" and "seethe".It's a net loss for everyone when we lose civil discourse and there is no more of a deliberate act to end it than to go nuclear. Your fellow man does not deserve this option and definitely not a member of your community that you voluntarily interact with. There is never a defense. Maybe an apology so we can resume a proper dialogue.Reminder not to hate your fellow man, anons.
>>41826048Only if she wanted to be with me bad enough to ask for it. Life sucks and all, but loving someone can make all the rest worth it.
>>41830915>Last line Very inspirational, you have my respect
>>41830915Are you a fucking bot or something?
>>41830943Kek
>>41830812Unf sloppy linky kisses
Absolutely no show related discussion but an abundance of unironic simps and 'respek wamen' crowd?Yeah this deserves a bump.
>>41831200Kek
>>41831200This thread is just proof that old /mlp/ is pretty much gone.
>>41831404Some of us are still here but drowned out by those who unironically wanted a 'more active board'.They got their influx of literal tranny newfags and normiefag lites just like they wanted now, ta-da.
>>41831413I think the influx of literal 14-year olds because of T*mers has been the final nail is this board's coffin.
>>41830812getting MARED is when a mare cuddles you super aggressively and doesn't let you get away from her affection btw
>>41831404Can new /mlp/ carry the torch that's passed on?
>>41828876Okay where am I supposed to find this decent woman you speak of?
>>41829788>>be me>>bornFirst mistake apparently
>>41833363>Okay where am I supposed to find this decent woman you speak of?Hop in and I'll show you.
I would bring Twilight Sparkle here for a week to show her why the industrial revolution was a mistake. This would prevent further industrialization of Equestria and give its ruling monarch a strong distrust of unregulated technology.
>>41833776cringe.
>>41833897mad
>>41829788You were cooked from the moment you first drew breath, Anon. Mares would never do this shit to you even if they hated you.
>>41833776We're going back...
>>41826048I'd want a stallion and I think he can actually withstand the absolute hell that is earth so yes.
>>41828876>using the whore pony to say thisHad to bump lmao
>>41834935That isn't Fluttershy though?
>>41828876Nobody hate womens because they are womens.People will hate egocentrism, narcissism, lack of accountability, unresponsible behavior, selfishness, lack of empathy, entitlement and a whole lots of other things that end up being either never corrected in womens or is outright encouraged by various entity, bad actors or the culture both at large and "tribal" womens end up immersed in.The fact that most men now DEFINE women by these behaviors or are taking it as a grim biological reality, is in fact indeed a mistake, a woman who act this way is no more a woman then a faggot who hide beind childrens in times of violence is a man and it should be seen as a warning sign that your world is sick to it's core, your culture is shit and you yourself as an individual may be part of the problem if you think womens are either important enough to hate or that "just talking to them" might solve any sort of problems.Tl;dr no, that shit have nothing interesting to say, I rather watch pony, lift weight, grind and read the bible.
>>41835226You had me until >read the bible
>>41835577We both know what this mean, you are gay and there for, not a human being
>>41836200Praise Jesus
>>41834939Kek
>>41834935>>41834939both of you are the wrongest anons to ever exist probably.
>>41826048I wouldn't even bring a human here
wew thank bob I saved this
>>41837013You'll never have kids then?
I would personally sentence all 8 billion humans to death by guillotine before bringing a pony here.
>>41826054/Thread
>>41830189Alternatively >Goes totally insane from the realization>Starts doing everything impulsively because nothing matter as it knows it just a cartoon character>Becomes Pinkie's new best friend
>>41828587She is a jobbing bitch what can she actually do beside sitting around and looking pretty?
>>41839406It's a damn shame for you that that's not canon.
>>41839433>Celestia>Not either jobbing or being a bitch for no reasonAre you sure we watched the same show?
>>41839465No, we didn't. I watched FiM and you watched some corporate and millennial "fan"fiction of it.
>>41826048It's ok Fluttershy. Pinkie feels the same way.
>>41841855Me on the left.
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