you are dating princess luna.
>>41831689That's not true.
>>41831694if you aren't sure why are you replying.
>>41831689luna... with a dick?
>>41831689Actually, we are married.
>>41831689I want to go on a roller skating date with Luna.
>>41831689Amazing news, she seems cool.
>>41831689Celestia asked me to.
why?
>>41831689We'd Netflix n chill and order a veggie pizza. Then fuck and use the movie as background noise. Afterwards drink Arizona iced teas and watch another movie. Avoiding that awkward pre-sex and post-sex moment entirely.
>>41831689I wish.
>>41831689god, i wish
I don't even know how dating works. Would mares not destroy my spirits like women?
>>41831689I crawl underneath the table and start mouthing her dick, feeling it grow hard in my mouth
The Celestia version of this is better but this one is still very good.
>>41831689>She orders cheesehttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41233264/#41235484
>>41831689I want her to sit on me
>>41831689I want to hold her close and feed her cheese.
>>41833550>I don't even know how dating works. Would mares not destroy my spirits like women?Dating isn't as complicated or scary as you think it is. You can honestly get a date very easily by just approaching a girl and inviting her to a cup of coffee at Starbucks. Once you've accomplished that then you must talk and get to know to her. Most guys give up at just the idea of asking out a woman but even more give up after failing to maintain a conversation. Don't let these men scare you into becoming like them and accepting a defeatist mindset. Talking to a woman isn't hard when you know how to maintain a conversation and ask questions. Women like talking and having guys listen to them. Bring up a topic by recounting a relatable past experience and they'll take control of the conversation for you. They'll give you their own life stories and maybe you'll even find the topic engaging enough to add to it. It might take a few failed attempts but you'll get better at talking to women and feel more comfortable being around them. After a genuinely successful date invite her to your house for dinner and a movie.
>>41834633>this fag againthough I do agree to some extent, most of us men are our own worst enemy. if you look like you take care of yourself, have goals and aspirations in life, and can fake any sort of confidence, you likely have a shot at normalcy. I personally tick off 0/3 of those boxes, so if you're a defective weirdo, giving up is still a decent option
>>41834639https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ct7oeR8jslU&pp=ygUdUGFpbiBiYW5kIHRoZSBjb21lYmFjayBseXJpY3M%3D
>>41831689
>>41834633boomer/bluepill mentality. this type of advice stopped being applicable at least 20 years ago.
>>41835059Yeah. Like I have never got a girlfriend who didn't approach me first because everyone is an antisocial "introvert" little bitch who can't talk even to a shop employee to save their life.
>>41831689What could i offer?
>3dpd-chasing incelsRuined this thread within minutes. Nice fucking work. Why don't you take your fat asses out of this board. We pony here.
>>41835059>this type of advice stopped being applicable at least 20 years agoNot really. In fact women get approach so rarely nowadays that they complain non-stop about it on femcel imageboards. The modern guy has become so shy and socially inept that they can only manage sheepish glances and a soft-spoken word or two.
>>41835249you approach the wrong girl and you get your face blasted all over social media as a creep. I can see why they'd be reluctant to.
>>41835249I saw you in the other thread you are not a real woman
>>41835257Not really. You'd be surprised how far you get just by inviting a girl to Starbucks for a cup of coffee. Also girls aren't as mean as you've been lead to believe. Some are just as shy and socially inept as you.
>>41835262>"Stop horsing around"
>>41835299>Also girls aren't as mean as you've been lead to believeyou're rightthey're worse
Can't imagine how Celestia would be privately, in dating. She seems so far away, like the stars and the sun. Moon is much closer tho.
>>41835059This
>>41835067I keep seeing posts like this but I'm the only shut in autist I know irl, quite literally everyone else around is a turbonormie.
>>41835517I get the opposite impression. Like Tia is outgoing and you know what you get. Luna is more reserved and complicated. Unless she's extremely Yandere I would have a difficult time courting her. Whereas Tia would be "helping" the courting process, Luna would be more complex. My 2c.
>>41834633This is a lie. Women are not normal, do not fall for their humiliation rituals.
>>41831689I'm not. I am without mare. I'm painfully aware of this fact every waking moment.
>>41835249When foids say "why don't men this and that" always replace "men" with "chads" and you will get what they actually mean. It's not you they want to be approached by so don't bother.
>>41835565When women say "men" they absolutely are not talking about men. This is the truth. They are talking about the men they are interested in, which is a slim minority of all men. Everything becomes crystal clear when you realize you're invisible. It also makes it easier to weather man- hate. She's not even talking about you.
>>41835576Women don't really hate men. It's apathy. You barely exist to them.
>>41834633I have a new neighbour. Young woman, probably a student, no idea. The only interactions I had with her was me saying "Good day" when I encounter her randomly on the staircase. She called the police on me, telling them that she fears me. I never said anything to her, never stared, nothing, I haven't approached any women romantically in last 10 years. Police then called me and told me to not interact with her. I asked what did I do wrong, what triggered this. "You did nothing wrong, you are ok, some people just have a past." He told me he called my other neighbours to ask them what they think of me and that I got positive opinions. You probably think I am just weird or look like a monster but no, regular non top10 percentile guy. The policeman that called me was calm and reassuring that I am fine and that it was not my fault. I am absolutely sure it was not his first time making a call like this.Imagine this happening to you. Women call the police and say they fear neighbouring men for greeting them on the staircase, because they don't look like TikTok models.Still what you are saying is true, it can work. But it only works for chads. And it's already proven that chads can even claim to be convicted pedos and still get accepted. It's like giving advice to someone who has guaranteed success no matter what he does.
>>41835549>>41835565
>>41835660The crabs are women in this instance.
>>41835067>I have never got a girlfriendYou didn't. You dated a mentally ill man.
>>41835660This could just as easily be prescribed to how people feel about marriage. >I'm miserable in mine>but you should find your special someone and get married
>>41835588Where do you live? America, right? The West is so fucked.
>>41831689no... im dating luna...
>Women deliberately go out of their way to stop men from wanting to approach them>Men stop approaching them>Complain
>>41835695If ponies were real they'd be abhorred by female behavior.
>>41835695They're not complaining. The "woman" in this thread is a man who convinced himself he's part of their clique because he put on some make-up.
>>41835699Woman have no snowpity don't expect much of them
>>41835588I had a similar experience except mine felt a lot more dangerous. I was walking my dog and said hi to a girl as I passed at the park. Well. Like 10 minutes and 3 blocks later a guy in a truck stops and starts telling me that she called him because I scared the shit out of her. A stranger hunted me down because his girl freaked. I did nothing. And I told him exactly that. I said hello. I learnt a lesson. Ignore foids. They are fucking dangerous. That guy might have kicked my ass. Lucky I think a part of him knew. But white knighting sometimes requires a man to kill another. I honestly think the girl transferred whatever fear into me. That shit was scary. So don't come at me with >guys are awkward and don't even make eye contact or say helloFUCK OFF.
>>41835703Fuck your gaslighting. How few people are in this thread and you have TWO experienced examples? Oh but it never happens? Fuck off.
>>41835759I'm saying they never complain about "men" (un-chads) not approaching them.Of course they complain about them actually approaching them, as we can see from anon's accounts.
>>41835767When they do complain about "men" not approaching they are taking about Chad. If you aren't Chad, and take their complaints as invitation to approach, well... expect the worst.
>>41835783Women deserve to be as invisible as men have been to them for centuries. Don't fix their problems. Only they can.
Hey guys! How are we doing today?
>>41835801Lol Chad is too balls deep in 3dpd to find pony.
>>41835687Nah man, Europe. We are done as well. We are few days behind US.
>>41835797>Women deserve to be as invisible as menI disagree. I want every woman like >>41835717 and >>41835588 to die a violent painful death at the hands of Tyrone or Muhammed.
>>41835818Then you just validate their fears. The best approach is to leave them alone to implode in their stupidity.
>>41835829Their fears are not for Tyrone or Muhammed, they're for Dexters like us, because we give them the ick.
the story of Jezebel is meant to be an instruction manual
>>41835837Every races women hate their own. What the hell is that, anyway?
>>41835695There is logic in this.There is this basic agreement between individuals and societies: follow the rules and you will be rewarded with good life. School, more school, job, home ownership, marriage, retirement, death. And this worked wonderfully, until now. Now the "good life" on offer is much, much worse. You can't expect to own your home and have 3 kids anymore. You can't even expect your marriage to last. The only way to get the good life is by breaking the rules.Notice how men that find success in life are not men that follow the rules. And I am not talking about laws and robbing banks. Non-criminal men who break rules, do more, backstab in the office, argue, get aggressive, fight for a raise etc. It used to be the way for being rich, now it's the way to have anything at all. Women don't necessary understand this, but nature equipped them with intuitive attraction towards unruly men.They say not to approach them in hopes to make it easier to find men that qualify for good life route. Because only those men will be unruly enough not to listen to that 'don't approach' ban.tl;dr: men who won't obey "don't approach women" display that they are more likely to find success in life and make better partners in the eyes of women.
>>41835717Yeah man, I had the same exact thought: thank god that this neighbour girl didn't call her boyfriend/orbiter and called cops instead. Otherwise I could be dead or in hospital. Cops verified me and they know it was bullshit. In a way nothing happened, but in another that was a brush with death.
>>41835877Yeah but along with all this is the desire that men put everything they have, up to and including their life, on the table for her to use or discard as she wants. Only a fool sticks his neck out for used up twats.
>>41835877>There is this basic agreement between individuals and societies: follow the rules and you will be rewarded with good life.Just World Fallacy. It was never like this and never will be.
>>41835889Thing is women use irrational men to punish rational men. Because rational men ask why is this so dysfunctional?
>>41835898Agree. Civilization is the aberration. Dark animal nature is the truth.
A strange game. The only way to win is not to play.
>>41835906If you thrive in this dysfunction you seek to maintain it. The reason everything seems so broken is because it's built on lies. Women really fucked up this time. They could have kept the game going forever. But they decided to try to shrug off their traditional roles while having man still glued to his. It's not working. It WAS a contract. One that led to the entire western civilization. And civilization isn't permanent. It requires maintenance. And no one is going to maintain it. Not when all it does is ask for sweat and blood. And offer nothing but shaming in return when questioned. The west is slipping. No civilisation ever returns to traditional roles. It collapses. And traditional roles emerge from the ashes in a new civilization. Thing is, men are at this crossroads where they ask, what does civilization give me, anyway? They may tear it down when there's no positive answer. All stick. No carrot.
>>41835898No no, this is not about just world fallacy. It's more than that. Just world fallacy is a belief. It's about basic social contract that if you stay in lines and don't stand out you will be able to afford having a life in the economic sense. Bad shit is still going to happen at random, but the authority figures will leave you alone. Boomers followed the rules and even average joes had houses, cars, 1 job for decades and 4 children. Now you can't do that, it no longer works. There is no clear path anymore. You have to find your own path and it will involve breaking the rules.20 years ago here parents believed higher education was necessary for good paying job. And it was true in communist times. Now it's irrelevant mostly, experience matters to employers. But parents still don't understand that and pressure young people into universities. This is why we have so many people with useless diplomas.
>>41835942What you describe is simply corruption. Break rules. Get ahead. It only has ever had one result, historically. And that's the end of the civilization. I didn't say humanity. But the civilization will fall.
>>41835936>Thing is, men are at this crossroads where they ask, what does civilization give me, anyway?Fuck yes! Those are my thoughts in 1 sentence, thank you! Why follow the path society puts in front of you and follow the rules if it does not lead to worthy rewards?At this point I think even having children is wrong. You are just making new generation of slaves for the elites and your life will be very hard.
>>41835588I had something like this happen to me. It wasn't as insane, but it was definitely bizarre.>New girl hire at work>Apparently it's my job to show her around since I used to do her job>Get offered extra pay, so I do it>Things go smoothly, treat her how I treat everyone else, even crack a few normie jokes and make her laugh>A week or so passes with nothing happening>One day she storms up to me and accuses me of "following her around" and "I'm trying to get her fired">Also accuses me of "not doing my job">Genuinely confused since we're in different parts of the building, we hardly see each other>She tries to "blackmail" me into doing her job >I refuse because I know she can't do shit>Tell my supervisor>Based supervisor immediately takes my side>Coworker lies and says she was just confused about what she had to do, and thought that her job was my job>Even though I explicitly showed her what to do>Nobody buys her bullshit>She heavily implies my supervisor is a racist and storms off>Over the next few weeks she repeatedly goes through my stuff trying to get me in trouble>All the while she puts on this "nice girl" act when she's around me>Just kinda ignore her and mind my own business >This makes her even angrierCan any womanologists explain what her fucking problem was?
Can we stop bitching about how terrible>no hoovesare (even though they very much are inferior to mares)? This is a Luna thread, talk about and appreciate Luna! How would you go on a date with her? Where would you take her if it's when you're awake, or what kind of dream would you date her in if not?
>>41835955Yes! You can call this corruption. Point is women want corrupt men because only them have a chance at getting anything better than what society now offers for those who want to go straight.
>>41835983why would I do that here when I can go to the /moon/ thread?
>>41835985Lol these strong men will take them back into being concubines.>they want itMaybe. But i know this. None of this is my problem. However it turns out for this silly breed of monkeys on this rock hurling through space. It's not my responsibility. >men need to xHmmm. Nah. Never again. Let it burn.
>>41835983Yeah I fucking hate the /r9k/ niggers.
>>41835981When I explained what happened to me to my brother he had the following theory: my neighbour got creeped out because she was angry at me that I never started a conversation with her. Like, her thoughts were: "I am pretty and he does not hit on me, despite multiple random encounters – why? No way he is not finding me pretty. He must be fucking corpses in the cellar."So in a sense it might be just revenge for passive rejection ("if he dont hit on me he's not interested, that's insulting!"), but this assumes that there is at least little attraction on her side. But I believe this happens on the intuitive side, not through reason, so once she acts it out she has no way of explaining it and lashes out with racism and sexism.>>41835983Yeah it's honestly pointless. Better post ponies.
>>41835555poor soul, your quads confirm
>>41835481>SIDS is just mothers killing their babies in the crib to shut them up>apparently this is common knowledge>common enough that there's a thriving market for baby monitors, which are not actually for monitoring your baby, but instead to catch your wife in the act in case she decides to suffocate your infant child to death in the night>but just uncommon enough to lend the mothers plausible deniability>all this fucking time i thought it was a real disease/condition>all this fucking time i thought baby monitors were just to keep an eye on your kid>mfw the CDC says the #3 leading cause of infant mortality in the US is SIDSwhat the FUCK. mares would never.
>>41836006You missed the finale. Yes they would.
>>41836014When did they kill an infant?
>>41836006>mares would never.correct. mares would never which is why they're so unbelievably superior
>>41836016Some guy wrote a fanfiction about it that got somewhat popular with bronies.
>>41835588>some people just have a pastNigga the policeman neigh litteraly told you she was paranoid and probably got raped/abused in the past. You have the confirmation that neither he nor any of your neighbours think any ill of you, and yet you STILL resort to link the shizo-gal's behavior to the protein-peddler theory of chad-only-chassing women.Women are people. Some people are whackjobs. Where do you think we are?
>>41836031Equestria mares. Irl animal mothers abandon their young all the time. Mother eagles push unwanted chicks out of the nest. Nature is fucking ugly. We can pretend it's different in Equestria. But this isn't limited to humans in this realm we live in. The entire thing is fallen.
>>41836045>Women are peopleDo you have a single source to back that up?
>>41836045>thinks "I have a past" is enough reason to shit on innocent peopleI knew simps were pretty braindead, but this takes the cake.
>>41836032Name ?
>>41836074I think it was something like John Habbo or something
>>41836066This is what I meant by >white knighting sometimes requires a man to kill anotherI didn't mean to say they won't feel bad about it. It's just that they'll do it and say "wow that's a shame" after doing it. Part of them knows. But it's a tiny rational voice behind a big fat irrational simp. And does his modicum of compassion even matter when his being sees fit to subject you to the punishment a criminal should get?Fuck this gay earth. And to think i used to think the sun exploding in millions of years was a tragedy.
>>41836066I don't think that's what he meant. I think he says I should not worry about what happened, but this is just lack of empathy (hence why I said "imagine this happening to you"). Something about me triggered this in her. If I were a TikTok model this would not have happened. And it's not like nothing happened, I suffered harm and now my neighbours wonder what I did to trigger that girl.
>>41836096Yeah, if anything, the fact that everyone on this earth will one day die and disappear into nothingness makes me feel at least a bit vindicated.
I feel like I am the only weirdo horsefucker that has zero issues with femoids
>>41836102The finity of existence.That should only increase the desire for justice. But only a thinking person would conclude that. Truth is we live among chimpanzees with slightly higher intellect. Completely irrational behavior mostly guided by biology with a few slightly rational excuses laid on top. But mostly BS. The longer I live, the more misanthropic I become.
>>41836114Okay. You want a medal now for being a good boy?
>>41836114It's not a skill issue, it's a time issue. Even doing nothing will get you in trouble. Just wait. Then regret you don't record everyhting.
>>41836121>That should only increase the desire for justice.I dunno. In the end nothing is going to matter, so it doesn't even really matter if we have a good time or a bad time on here.
>>41836127This. I was once the biggest simp. I pedastalized women like you wouldn't believe. It might be unfair of me to pretend they were perfect. They can't live up to that. But what they showed be was so far from acceptable. They sunk so far below the idealized view I had of them and then kept digging south.
>>41836147Well at the very least you gained insight. But at what cost to your fellow man.
>>41836147You need to ask yourself how much of that idealized view was handed down to you vs. what you really thought. >sugar and spice, and everything niceSociety taught it to you. You internalized it.
>>41836171That's the thing. "Getting redpilled" is a personal journey. No idea why anyone even feels the need to share it. I was literally a>my girl is different!Kind of guy. All getting "redpilled" does is make you cautious and try to warn others. But I couldn't be told. I had to be shown. It's only after where you say>yeah all those guys that seemed so stupid... they were right
My farts stink
>>41836196Okay, now stop and think for a second: which pony posted this?
>>41836220Certainly not Luna
But seriously. Can we move on from the >women suckWOONA deserves better.
>>41836236>Twilight's funeral was closed casket.
>>41836242It was closed so Luna couldn’t fart in it
>>41836236I hate you more than I hate women
>>41836220I think its pretty obvious
What kind of date would Luna like best? My bet is something like go-cart racing. Or, maybe hanging out and playing games in a 1980s style video arcade and eating pizza. She would probably win at pinball and say "Huzzah!"
>>41831707I am dispelling your rumors! I am with Cheerilee, not Luna.
>>41834633You always know someone's advice is bullshit if they type this much. Like they're having way too much fun LARPing as the chad who has all the answers.
>>41836114I don't either, but that's just because I don't have any interactions with them outside family members, and I'm fine with that (at least I'd like to be)
>>41837535Replace "women" with "mares" and his advice will actually work.
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>>41833583The bigger version
>>41834639You say that as if change isn't possible. I know personally how difficult and daunting the concept of improving yourself can be, but if there's even a sliver of a chance it brings happiness, isn't it worth pursuing? You don't even have to do it alone. Get with friends, family, anyone you could feasibly rely on, let them help push you to be a better self.Don't you ever lose hope that you can have a good life, anon. It might be a seemingly distant goal, but it IS possible.
>>41838325I prefer the hurtful things one. Because it destroys me.
>>41838375>Don't you ever lose hope that you can have a good life,A good life is only for people born with the magic ticket called talent.
>>41838375>You don't even have to do it alone. Get with friends, familyWho?
>tranners fan giving boomer advice and "just be yourself"Hmm, how about no fault divorce is made illegal first? Then I'll give dating a shot.
>>41839511https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen\no you have to fuck every ugly women before you can even consider fucking an average woman and then and only then can you even think about taking a shot at a beautiful women (that will just reject you anyway)oh and private property is sexist and now illegal
>>41839521Cmon anon, you don't want to waste time and money so the government can fuck you in the ass? Man up and become a slave to your ex wife in addition to the government!
>>41839531But the government is already fucking me in the ass.
>>41837535I'll never understand this "Chad" rhetoric virgins use to justify avoiding women. I don't find annoying gym bros or cringy wannabe rappers attractive. Plenty of cis women just find guys attractive if they're skinny, have good hygiene and are fun to be around. Simple traits that are obtainable for any normal guy.
Oh great, the troon woke up again.
>>41839878Good morning Anon, did you sleep well?
>>41839897I'm about to head to bed actually. Well, after fapping to some pony porn of course.
>>41839904Have a good night then!
>>41839873When I was a child, I randomly decided to smack my hand on a burning stove. It hurt and I gained absolutely nothing from doing that. I just thought the fire looked cool and I wanted to touch it.I learned my lesson and never did it again.
>>41839915Thanks, troonie.
>>41839920I did this too, according to my parents (I don't remember doing it though) and I'm autistic, so... just so you know.
>>41839873Sorry tranners fan, I don't need to hear "just be yourself" and "give it a shot" for the thousandth time.
>>41839940>I'm autistic, so... just so you know.I mean, I've never been diagnosed so I'm not gonna comment on that. But it would explain several things.
>>41839950> don't need to hear "just be yourself" and "give it a shot" for the thousandth time.You shouldn't be yourself. Instead you need to be better and learn from failed dates. Learn how to talk to women and learn basic social skills. You may think women are "boring" but in reality you're the one who's boring. Most of you can't maintain a conversation and most of you have niche hobbies the average person can't relate to. You're starting from level 0 and need to work your way up. I'm not saying this to discourage you or blackpill you. I'm saying this because you've neglected an important aspect of social development that most people get in high school and middle school.
>>41840608>just fundamentally change every single aspect of yourself for a crumb of pussy bro>just go through the humiliation ritual bro
>>41840608Thanks tranners bro. I have an above average career. Specific goals. Im good socially when I want to be.I simply don't care, and women don't like guys like me. So quit repeating the same useless advice. Give women advice, not me. There's nothing for me to do personally.
>>41840626>I don't want to improve myself>I want to be a depressed lonely neet forever
>>41840680I'd rather be miserable by my own choices than be miserable because of a woman
>>41840608>you've neglected an important aspect of social development that most people get in high school and middle school.Im starting to believe less and less that this is a thing that happens nowadays.
>>41836220Celestia
>>41840626I've seen guys give up on themselves and become walking monuments to apathy and nihilism. Not bothering to talk to anyone, not even bothering to clean themselves and stumbling through life like a ghost. I've also seen trannies go through rigorous and time consuming beauty routines to look passable and still get treated like shit regardless. If a tranny can put more effort into improving themselves and their life then why can't you? Everyday is an uphill battle for us but we still go through it regardless.
>>41840680>Tranners shill completely ignores the post above him>>41840699>Actual tranny saying you should be more like a trannySorry, haha, I'm just an above average male and women have too high standards you can't gaslight me into agreeing with you, haha.
>bro you need to grow a foot in height and simp for 200lb landwhale whores>Bro it's your fault if women with unrealistic standards don't want you>Just be yourself bro and do pushups and socialize betterThis feels like a Sam Hyde scam motivational talk at this point. Shills trying to act like my edaddy on behalf of someone who makes mediocre content.
>you are dating princess lunaAwesome>devolves into discussions about real womenStop obsessing over 3DPD, you're hurting luna's feelings FFS
>>41840699Because I've seen the world for what it is. The idea of "just pull yourself up by the bootstraps bro" is the biggest crock of shit you can tell somebody like me.Success, fulfillment and happiness are unobtainable for some people. "Just keep your fucking head down and wageslave for the rest of your life and maybe something good might happen lmao"Just pretend to be normal, and pretend to be something you're not. Pretend any of it matters. A lie will always be a lie, no matter how sweet and enticing it sounds.
>>41840748I love Luna! She's very pretty and thoughtful. She's very kind, too, since she looks out for the downtrodden, neglected ponies in the world. If I were dating Princess Luna, I'd stay up every night with her and sleep during the day!
I like S1 Luna seeing anything else disgusts me.
>>41840699>>41840608>>41839873Stop using the same pictures all the time, fucking avatarfag.
>>41831689I am?
>>41841167In your dreams
>>41841199https://youtu.be/zF2J0Tgchmw
>>41833583
>>41841297That last sentence makes my heart break even as someone that's not a Lunafag
>>41841150he's not an avatarfag, he's advertising>>41841840me on the right
