is there anyone here not attracted to ponies and simply collect and enjoy the show??? :ci need faith that there are still plenty of wholesome fans
I watched the show and ended up with negative sexual attraction to these horse bitches.
>>41832190No.
>>41832210the fact that this is my favorite character makes me even more upset. i hope yall are able to make peace with whatever made yall this way
>>41832216Thousands of grown men are jerking their dicks to her each and every day. Some of them even have fuckable plushies of her that they put to good use.
>>41832190Here your flag.
>>41832230males were a mistake. stop bastardizing my colorful magic horses
>>41832251They are busy giving Derpy more bastards.
>>41832230fuck don't remind on that one anon fucking his plushie during last november unf man
>>41832241??? historically i have never wanted a penis why would i be a tranny
>>41832257wait what
>>41832241Your strawman posts are quickly ratcheting up to be the most annoying faggot on this board. Kill yourself.
>>41832335they do this often?
Get the fuck off our board, you smelly disgusting woman. This place is not for you. Go back to twitter or reddit or whatever other safe space you normally shit up
>>41832415Here's just one more instance, same stench smelled through the screen.
>>41832423This
>>41832190Get off the horsefucking board if you don't want to fuck the horses.Go be a woman somewhere else.
>>41832423There's a current influx of woman and tourists in the board. What happened?
>>41832438Yes this board is gay only
>>41832441i’ve been on here for years
>>41832423i don’t use any of that shit because nobody on there actually watches the fucking show i fear
>>41832450>I have been here for yearsMares make you insecure or something?
>>41832441A certain homosexual fan series
>>41832441The target demographic of the show reached the age where they naturally start finding 4chan. Tie that with the post-covid revival in interest in G4 ponies and it all comes together.
>>41832459yeahi’m jealous of their pastel coats and colorful manes
>>41832459>>41832441>>>/r9k/
>>41832456If you insist upon being here, lurk moar. Learn the culture of the board before posting. Become less annoying. And most importantly, never ever bring up that you are a woman again. No one fucking cares. You are here to discuss ponies, not yourself
>>41832473>Nigga got madLol lmao even
>>41832473Found the simp. She's not gonna fuck you bro.
>>41832478wasnt the one who brought it up like it’s fucking novel sorry i seemed like a newfag
Remember that if you came here after Chanology you are definitionally a newfag. There's probably less than a dozen oldfags on the board and a couple hundred on the site as a whole.
>>41832485>SimpFound the election tourist
>>41832190I want to fuck mares in a wholesome way
>>41832542 mmm… valid…
>>41832190fuck off femoid
>>41832190On here? No. Fuck off. There's enough places for your kind.
>>41832502Everyone on this board is a newfag to me. I'm so lonely.
>>41832216>sex badI enjoy imagining/reading/watching wholesome things with the ponies, but I also want to fuck them. These aren't mutually exclusive.
>>41832190I was until season 6ish. But the world and characters started to stale mostly due to bad writing.
>>41832731Believing sex is inherently a bad thing is very woman behavior.Of course, they'll say this right before going out and choking on another million dicks that night.
>>41832738that’s understandable i fucked off after season four but came back to finish the job
>>41832740>implies that wanting to screw fictional magical horses is weird>not condemning it, just weird>”WAMEN THINK SEX IZ BAHD!”
>>41832752>not condemning itLol. Hope she sees this bro.
>>41832763she is me, nigga
>>41832835You're mah nigga too.
>>41832940
>>41832529I've been hating women long before your trump boogeyman. I've been on this ride for well over a decade. Come up with a real argument simp.
>>41832216what do you mean make peace? I've always been at peace with sexy mares
to get back on topic i wanna see moar pony collections
>>41832983I wonder what percentage of nor/mlp/eople have bought pony toys.
>>41832990I have some, and a bunch of plushies. Most are NRFB though.
>>41832990
>>41832971There's been a spike in throwing around your buzzword since your newfag asses showed up. You're not fooling anyone.
>>41833327Sure thing simp. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>41832190>i need faith that there are still plenty of wholesome fansSorry, some, but "plenty" I don't know about. I'm definitely not wholesome.
>>41832190IT'S TWOILOIGHT SPORKLES BALLOON
>>41832190Yes!
>>41832216Make a thread saying wholesome only.
>>41832190Forums about just collecting exist so just go there or make a regular wholesome thread. There's people that just draw art or whatever else without wanting to fuck the ponies but 4chan is certainly not part of that.
>>41834383>Forums about just collecting exist so just go thereCome on now, that would be the sensible thing to do. OP clearly isn't interested in that.
>>41834272
If I know how to share pics without getting traced I would.
>>41835552You can't retard
>>41835630Yes you can.
This board is exclusively for ponyfucking. Why would you go to ponyfucking board and be upset when you find nothing but ponyfucking?
>>41832441some identify as boys?>>41834823where.
>>41835763>troon shitgo back
>>41832190I love the show and don't want to fuck the ponies.
>>41835772I think you don't really love the show enough.
>>41835771what if they gatekeep mtf out huh.
pump
I only stop being attracted to G$ ponies recently, I enjoy G5 ponies better, G$ ponies are simply cute to be sexualized.
>>41834823I need the source please thanks
>>41836830I agree, the G5 ponies are sexier than the G4 ponies.
whoa wow wow what the fuck don't die yet
>>41832190My gf likes to larp as Fluttershy when I pin her down (real woman, not a troon)
>>41838836Sure, bro.
>>41838841It's true
>>41838850Then prove it with a recording.
>>41838836Women and people who have ever been in an intimate relationship are the cancer killing the internet
>>41838852Hey, just because I made a mistake once doesn't mean I to live with it forever.I think the only problem is people talking about "my gf" or "my bf", that sort of shit.
>>41838851You wish, kekShe's mine, I love grabbing her hair into a bun, and making her neigh >>41838852I've met so many femboy chuds in pony, it's hilarious cause I've always been a shut it, yet I never had issues sexting, ERPing or voice chatting chicks in the fandom, be it on SL, Ponytown or pony gmodThere's so many cute chicks into pony, but you've all been brainwashed by your own beta boy defeatist attitudes they don't exist (or worse, they are troons)
>>41838869Go away, nobody here cares. Maybe /r9k/ is more your speed.
>>41838869>they don't existThey do exist and that's the problem
>>41838876
>>41838878Let me guess, you are one of those raging homosexuals with pussy envy
>>41838883I hate faggots and women. Try again.
>>41838886Terminally acoustic is my best guess>I hate wahmen but I want a mare!So chuddie, even best pony is voiced by a femoidIt's so over
>>41838890Okay simp
>>41838852What a sad thing to say.I don't want the defeatist, and depressed energy of Anons that will neither compete, nor let others compete in life grab hold of me. No one should grow old running purely on the escapism if an imaginary waifu.
>>41838956>No one should grow old running purely on the escapism if an imaginary waifu.As opposed to growing old after getting your life ruined by a histrionic vampire? Fuck off normalfag.
>>41838968Ah jeez, you are like those crazy leftie girls that believe all men to be rapists, but mare schizo versionIt's funny how similar all extremists are>Tfw you get to snuggle your turbo autist gf who likes larping as flutters or derpy, and won't shut up about FoEI LOVE PONY GIRLS, I LOVE THEIR SNOWPITIES
>>41838999Women are incapable of empathy, and they're all unapologetic whores. She is cheating on you right now, guaranteed.
>>41839017>Implying she inst the one worried I am cheating on her, because she knows I can get pony gurls easilyKEKI will make my gf larp as your waifu, then kiss herIt's over, chuddie
>>41839054Okay simp, keep posing about your "gf"
>>41839062Will do, cheersLet the other waifufags know I am coming for them
>>41839074I'm sure people are quaking in their boots over you larping about holes
>>41838836It's true bro I am the Fluttershy
>>41839085It's not larping, I am serious. I consider all waifu fags an absolute cancer on this board, and the internet in general.It's not enough that you are content being losers that cannot do something as basic as communicating with someone of the opposite sex, but that you will go out if your way to attempt to outcast others for doing so. I find you deplorable, tasteless and souless.I've been on this board since early 2013, I draw pony, and I fuck pony girls. I don't need to cope like a loser about muh imaginary tulpa. Fuck you. Go back to /r9k/ and let niggers that enjoy pony do so without your mental illness trying to dictate who gets to be part of the board.
>>41839136>simp meltdowndidn't read lol plus all women are whores
>>41839154Your waifu inst realAnd if she is, I will fuck her
>>41839157Neither is your "gf" simp
>>41839163Cope harder, waifufag
>>41839188Keep simping
>>41839195Keep coping
>>41839197Put the katana away, simp. I'm sure the hypothetical women already appreciate your efforts.
>>41839203Think about it this way:You'll live your entire life fantasizing about dating your imaginary waifu, while I seduce real womenOnce we both die, and make it to Equestria, I will steal your waifuYou have willingly cucked yourself in this life, and beyond by refusing to act. Escapism has consequences you cannot escape from.I win in every scenario. Nothing personnel, kid
>>41839216Not reading your simp rhetoric lol
>>41839216Couldn't he just kill you if you both go to the same Equestria? You're both speds.
>>41839217You are reading all of it, waifu cuck
>>41839221Nope. Keep coping simpboy. Have fun in divorce court (assuming your hole larp is real)
>>41839220He will try, and failFailure will be his cutiemark
>>41839226Don't project your beta boy mindset and fears onto meYou are worst than a histrionic troon (which you probably are).
>>41839237>simp calling anyone else a betaDid you ask your "gf" for permission to larp and project online?
>>41839244Did you ask your waifu... Oh.. nevermind, she inst real!:^)
>>41839258Gotta love how this simp is assuming I'm a waifufag. He truly has no arguments.
>>41832190Not me, I'm attracted to ponies. Sorry.
>>41839259Gotta love how an oldfag having a gf that likes pone makes you seethe. Cope, and dilate.
>>41839273>oldfag>gf>SeetheSure simp. Keep larping it up.
This thread was already shit, but now it is completely irredeemable.People with significant others should either kill themselves or shut the fuck up talking about it all the time. Seriously, bragging about having a 3DPD on the fucking /mlp/ board of all places? She's either a 3/10 troll or a hambeast, or both.
>>41839299>She's either a 3/10 troll or a hambeast, or bothThis is why I do it. The waifufags loser brain cannot possibly comprehend how someone can be part of /mlp/ and have a cute gf that's also into horses. It forces them to look in mirror, and they hate it. "I am a loser therefore everyone must be one too, or else you are a normalfag".This is why I will mock you endlessly, you deserve it. Go work on yourself faggot. You don't own pony, you never will.
>>41839322No rebuttal, I see. "Cute" is highly subjective after all.
>>41839322Waifufag board, waifufag website.You will never change that.
>>41839337Why are you arguing with the world's most obvious troll? Fuck, this place has gotten soft.
>>41839348>Why are you arguing with the world's most obvious troll?It's fun
>>41839335She's beautiful, gymnast, 5'3" little doll. Perfect size for a 6'2" me to pick up, and throw around like a pony plushieBlue eyes, blonde Autistically obsessed with FoE, and pony PMV vids and Bluey But I know, I know. You'll insist it's impossible for a horsefucker to pull a a cute chick from the fandom, because that's the only way you can cope with the fact that instead of trying, you've willingly given your masculity away in exchange for comfy fantasies that will never become real.To that, I say. Cope harder waifufag.
>>41839361You're being too obvious about it now. Shame.
>>41839361>and BlueyOh, now it makes sense. She wears diapers, doesn't she anon?
>>41839337Sounds good to me, you'll just have to get used to getting spiritually, mentally and physically cucked by an absolute unhinged Chad like meI mean, what are you going to do? Greentext me away? LMAO
>>41832441The shows actual target demographic has grown up and now scramble everywhere to see the remaining bastion of the fandom. They can't comment and chat in the youtube's clip comment section so now they end up here. One of the woman here might be the same little girl who's unable to have rainbow dash McDonalds figure because bronies hoard them up.
>>41839367Dial it down a notch, your bait was funnier before.
>>41839365>He thinks I am larpingJust goes to tell you how demoralized you faggots are.
>>41832441Leftism
>>41839369Good.
>>41839366She wears onesies while I wrap her up in blankie like a sushi roll, Feed her cookies, and brush her hair while we watch FIM S1You know, the things you wish you could do with your imaginary waifu
I think all men are rapists because women are too stupid to give consent
>>41839384Motherfuckers will say this, then beta orbit any pegasister playing as Fluttershy on SLLMAO
>>41839387You're trying too hard. Simmer down.
This bait is brilliant because it only draws responses from insecure waifufags who don't actually believe in their waifu or whatever the fuck and are using it to cope with their inceldom. I hope to see more of this in the future.
>>41839391I don't have a waifu and know all women are stupid whores.Checkmate retard.
>>41839396I have a waifu but I make her do evil woman stuff so I can get off to my own misery porn.
>>41839391It's all true too, people think I am larping. But I am just an old fag that catched onto the incel loser crab in a bucket mindgame, and walked his own path. I have earned the right to mog, and mock all waifufags, and I intend to do so. I will bring this house of queers down all by myself. r9k will not survive my legislation of pony supremacy.A NEW AGE IS COMING, WAIFUFAGS. THE AGE OF THE PONY CHAD IS HERE. ESCAPISM IS OVER.
>>41839375Yes, and now they take their revenge by ruining this board.
>>41839412Seems like it.
>>41832190Twilight Sparkle is the most popular fictional porn character in history. But fluttershy is hotter.
>>41839410You should post your girl in the hearts and hooves day dinner thread next month. The absolute incel seethe would be a sight to behold. You could cebsir or cover her face but the fact that you had an actual girlfriend would ruin their night.
>>41832441A very specific content creator who makes homosexual drama slop for women.
>>41839428I hope he does at least put his money where his mouth is. Wouldn't even be mad then, but making claims without backing them up is just sad.
>>41839428*CensorFuck me, no homo.
>>41839428Consider it done.It is time for them to pay, for all the harm they've done to young men by willingly promoting their mental illness.Waifufags delenda est.
>>41839444I'll bite the bait.Prove me wrong right now by posting a censored picture.You have 5 minutes.
>>41839391Madame please present bosom or return to reddit.
>>41839454You will wait for hearts and hooves day, and I will continue to live rent free in your head until thenThese are my terms. Non negotiable.
>>41839463I accept your concession.
>>41839428>>41839444Worlds most obvious samefag.
>>41839468Try not to think about him or his girl too much, ok?
>>41839428There are anons who are married on this boardNothing wrong with waifuing
>>41834252This toy isn't lore accurate. It's cherry berry's balloon.
>>41839475Wrong again, waifufag
Guys my uncle works at 4chan, they're making 4chan 2 and I get to post on it early.No I can't show you any proof shut up
>>41839489>NO IT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE TRUE>ANON, AN OLDFAG, WITH A GF!!????JUST
This thread stinks of samefagging.
>>41839498Prove it.
>>41839485>phoneposter tooIt just gets better and better.
>>41839502The waifufag cope execution list>No, Anons can't have a gf>If they do, is a larp>If not a larp, it's a troon>If not a troon, a hamplanet >If not a hamplanet, she's fugly>If not fugly, she's retarded>If not retarded, you are samefagging Cope, cope, cope. You will do what you do best, hide like a queer in escapism to avoid dealing with the reality that if an Anon out there has a hot and cute gf that is into ponies, you could too. But that'd take growing up past your incel cope mechanism.
>>41839489Oh yeah? Well I'm an oldfag who's been on this site since 1997 and my gf is an actual horse who just blew me (shit was SO CASH)
>>41839535Hell yeah brother
>>41839535I believe you. No proof necessary you seem trustworthy.
Waifufags in absolute shamblesThanks for playingYour king is off to get some rest, I know you will think about me, and my gf. Try not to cry too hard.
>>41839582Alright bye. Make sure to come back with some proof.
>>41839582>anon then went to bed, hugging his pillow and jerking off to all the guys who would be thinking of himSleep tight, baiter.
>>41839582(You)
>>41839626No lie, I'd wanna see a 524ft cock to.
>>41832428lol im gonna start dropping that more
>>41839534no, stinky, you're not getting a horsefucker stacy
My waifu is my gf's favorite pony. Do I win?
OOOOO I LOVE WOMENI LOVE THEIR SNOWPITIES
>>41839502It's true, anon, I was talking to myself this entire thread
>>41841061Cope waifufag
>>41841061>>41841140both me btw
>>41841174This kills the larper
>>41841174>>41841186Also both me (I edited the pic to make it more immersive. Meta commentary is fun!)
>>41841174Nice try, but I see the truth.
>>41841272Sorry me, meant to reply to me here>>41841186
>>41841274What being a waifufag does to a motherfuckerMaybe I'll start a new general where I greentext about my many experiences seducing pegasisterd in the fandom
>>41841287Please do. Use a trip also.
>>41841287Please do, sounds like comedy gold. I want to see what you think seducing women is like.
>>41838852>Women and people who idolize ever been in an intimate relationship are the cancer killing the internet.Fixed that for you. It's normies who idolize normieness who demand the normification of spaces and the Internet by means of censorship.
>>41839391>>41839410>>41839428>>41839534Friendly reminder that every religion in human history considers celibacy divine if not godly, some demand celibacy as a requirement of enlightenment, others like Christianity deem it a divine gift of God.tl;dr - Celestia wouldn't listen to you if not celibate or married
>>41841336You make it sound like it's such a complicated thing to doI'll give you a quick sample of just a single occasion out of hundres, And how even a shut in that is terminally online can pull off getting Pegasister attention>be me >artfag that loves drawing ponies >hop onto SL for some chill time with comfy music >using 3D models of ponies for practice sketches >quietly enjoying myself, sketching away >suddenly hear a bunch of screechy voices >nasally dudes yelling over each other, with one standout voice >someone's doing a scarily good Fluttershy impression >decide to peek outside >at least five cringe OC betas orbiting the cutest, most well-designed Fluttershy pony model I've ever seen >it’s way too good to be made by some weird fat chick >observe silently from a distance >already decided—she’s mine >later that day >catch her alone while she’s playing hide-and-seek with the orbiters >mic on >straight-up tell her: "You're gonna be mine." >she giggles nervously >invite her to come over once she’s done entertaining the onions squad >walk off before the betas catch me >less than an hour later >she shows up at my place, sneaking around like she’s evading paparazzi >invite her inside >we sit and watch funny pony videos together, talking about life >conversation quickly shifts to flirting and innuendos >she vents about being sick of the server’s dudes constantly hovering around her >”They’re nice but…ugh.” >betas abuse camera angles to find her at my place >server goes into full meltdown >"He’s kidnapped Fluttershy! Rally the troops!" >we flee to a secret hideout, deep in the tunnels of the map >betas have no idea where we are >one thing leads to another... >she can't get enough of the cocky, domineering, high confidence energy>open mics on, and we’re loudly voice ERP-ing down in the tunnels >sticky noises, moans, and some *very* detailed pony roleplay >random chick from the server overhears us >she doesn’t say a word but stays silent in the channel, listening>we ignore her and finish >Fluttershy sends me pics of her messy panties on Discord >I reciprocate with a selfie >she’s an 8/10 IRL, and she lives nearby >makes plans to meet up >betas eventually find my hideout, but it’s already too late >log off with Fluttershy added to my socials>later get a DM from the eavesdropping chick >"wtf, I didn’t know you were a sex god" [To be continued...]
>>41841460Anyone that has spent time with girls, and getting to know them deep down knows. Celestia would love nothing more than being seduced by a stallion that can make her feel like a naughty, and wet little filly. However, this fandom is full of Momma's boys that try to turn every female into their mothers (nothing turns a girl drier than that).
>>41841470>"incel" phenomenon can be blamed on single motherhood>if religion is true, which it is, single mothers will be held accountableB.R.B. I'm going to use this to make new agers mad.
>>41841461>fucking SL ERPKek, you have not disappointed. Moar.
Hey, "artfag", post your art.
>>41841482>Yes, artfag, dox yourself so everyone knows who you are!Kek>>41841475It's the truth>>41841478Once I am done with my chores
>>41841495I figured as much knowing the elites have to make single motherhood the holy zebu, the "holy cow", of normie society. They have to.
>>41841500This is in part why I am trolling waifufags so hard, no man in this fandom should be a willing subject to the great psyop going in our society.You can be fit, functional, have a gf and still enjoy pony. In fact, there's plenty of chicks that love pony as much as any of us. The r9k mindset is as dangerous, as the leftie psychos that try to sissyhypno you into the femboy troon pipeline.
>>41841515Do you think it's a psy-op? I suspect as much in the normienet. But a board other than /b/? I'm not talkong about paid shills on /v/.
>>41841515Nobody is going to change their minds about their waifus based on the posts of one random faggot, sorry. You're not a hero saving society by posting about women on a horsefucking board.
i noticed young women following the single mother hate meme.
>>41841525I don't know if it's a psyop, or just simply human nature to avoid the pain of facing yourself, and doing what it takes to grow, and improve oneself. What I do know from personal experience paying a lot attention to social dynamics, is that is certainly true there's a small subset of genuine dark triad people overly represented on the leftie side of politics that derive sexual satisfaction from being able to mentally dominate you. A lot of the strange kinks like sissyhypno, autogenyphilia stem from them. These are people who tend to be somewhat charismatic, highly manipulative and love nothing else than misguiding young men, and girls into being little else but miserable toys that exist solely to satisfy them.Is it possible there's a group composed of people like this purposefully targeting different boards? Sure, it's possible. Some people got hearts so dark, there no redemption. I certainly don't have proof beyond my own personal experienced, however.But, I wouldn't consider the average waifufag to be part of this. At least not consciously. They are just males that have given up on life due to their own self perceived short comings, much like the fable of the fox and the grapes. These ones can be pushed into a better path in life by showing them they are wrong (usually by trolling them hard). If they got any masculinity left in them, they'll read me and feel motivated to compete against me (like any man should want to).
>>41841543You are such a self righteous, fart huffing prick that I wouldn't want to listen to you even if you made good points.>the only way to IMPROOOVVV is to fuck pussy>if you don't live life the way I deem acceptable, you cannot be happy and must have given up>I decide how all men should live and actYou're right, those with any masculinity will compete against your attempts to assert your own bullshit into their lives.
>>41841551Oh my, have I started a fire in your heart?
>>41841543Knowing that celibacy is considered to be divine and/or godly in scriptures and until recently, a blip in human history, extramarital affairs were associated with lack of honor and a threat of social death, we can take an educated guess that it's a psy-op to spread a corrosive influence. This may be done to reduce the number of non-compliant spaces. The Internet was free. Was.
>>41841553I hit the nail on the head, I see. Baffles me that you think this would work on anyone except the most weak-willed faggots.
>>41841551>fart huffingI have literally only seen this in Reddit screencaps.
>>41841561Really? I've seen it in response to glimmerposts.
>>41841564>it's a false flagglimmerfags are part of the psyop?
>>41841566I don't even know what the schizos are arguing about now I just wanted to make a glimmer brap joke
>I make art>then show it>NOOO I WON'T STOP TRYING TO DOX ME NOW!!!1Then either don't start shit, or take your bragging about having a romantic relationshit somewhere more appropriate, like /soc/, /b/ or plebbit9k.Either way, you're likely lying about being an artist (since you refuse to post any art, in fear of being bullied by the waifufag boogeymen), and also likely have a fat troll as a gf as mentioned above since you've decided to brag about it on fucking /mlp/ of all places (assuming that your gf even exists).And FYI, I'm not even the waifufag boogeyman that buckbroke you. I'd fuck just about any FiM mare, and I'd be down with any fantasy I have.I could be M.W.'s milkdrinking slave.Or Autumn's hubby, letting her release her pent-up frustration on my body due to being alone in the forest for so long.Or being wrapped around Suri's pretty hoof. Don't worry, I can totally fix her.Or being Rainbowshine's chaste man in a fair relationship.Or vice versa, being Ponyville's entire mare population's fuckpet, letting them drain my balls as they please.I don't care about having a human gf, if you got one, good for you I guess.But finding solace in loving a single mare is absolutely no way more harmful than engaging in a rat race of Western (or just about any post-second wave feminism country, I'm not a Westerner and women here are only slightly less vile) dating scene of current year+10. Not to mention the encouragement of shitty behaviour in women by the media.tl;dr: stop being a faggot on /mlp/. M'kay? Especially when your gf is supposed to be a biological girl.
>be me >next day, log into SL to chill >eavesdropping chick starts tailing me everywhere >she finally works up the nerve to chat at my place >she won’t stop talking about what happened yesterday with Fluttershy >"I never knew you were like that, how did you pull it off?" >definite little sister energy >no girl wants a technical explanation >just do the same thing I did to Flutters—charm her effortlessly >we chill, creating OCs and watching funny pony content >find out she actually has good taste in music and videos >then she casually drops that she has a boyfriend >one of my rules: never ERP with chicks who have bfs >not because I’m noble, just don’t find cheaters attractive >decide to toy with her anyway—teach her a lesson >she’s trying hard to be a "good girl," but tension is thick >suggest a playful roleplay adventure >turn it into hide-and-seek in the tunnels >it goes on for hours, slowly breaking her barriers >lots of teasing, tension, and little flirty laughs >she clearly wants to take it to the mic but keeps holding back >finally, I hop on voice just to tease her further >leave her hanging at the peak moment >make her wet and send her back to her bf >"You’re welcome." >she stammers something incoherent as I walk off. >leave the tunnels and run into Fluttershy >she’s been quietly tailing me too >spots the other chick lingering nearby, looking frazzled >act like nothing’s wrong >invite Flutters to hang out at my place again >same cozy vibes, but this time we talk about IRL plans >agree to meet up at a coffee shop >fast-forward to the date >she’s a cute, small girl in her twenties >glowing eyes, freckles, solid 7/10 >not fat, not skinny, big tiddies >typical weeb yandere energy—charming in her own way >starts talking like an anime character mid-date >snowpity girly vibes; I can’t help but enjoy her company >take her for a walk after coffee >ask her questions, let her talk about herself >keep my own life on the down low—it's always about them, not me >she reaches for my hand >"Is it okay if I hold your hand..?" she asks, nervously >I smirk, tilt my head, and gaze into her eyes >"I suppose. Wouldn’t want a little girl like you crossing the street alone." >she sticks her tongue out playfully >"Cute," I say >kiss her firmly on the lips >spank her for good measure >she giggles, heart racing—you can tell she’s both excited and shocked >perfect moment to leave her wanting more >drive her to the train station >fuck off back home to chill to music and keep sketching >as I log in into my computer>I receive a DM from some random dude with the ugliest cringiest OC pfp you've ever seen>It's the eavesdropping girl's bf, and he is mad>Oh boy.. here we go[To Be Continued…]
>>41841596See I wish you'd stick to these hilarious tales instead of doing the whole savior of society thing. This kind of bait is actually fun. Reminds me of old copypastas.
>>41832190Puritanigger here, EqD might be more up your alley. I don't care for the coomers neither but the board would probably be dead without 'em. There's plenty of clean stuff out there, just look for that and ignore the lewd shit. Godspeed.
What's the point of using incel rhetoric on the fucking pony board?>>41841515>You can be fit, functional, have a gf and still enjoy pony.You can do all those things without a woman also.
>>41841608>He thinks I am baitingIt's all based on real life experience>>41841591You remind me of a faggot I met once in SL. He called me a chad (as a derogative). I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
>>41841629Well, did you get a boner, champ?
>>41841629Okay cool but why are you so afraid of posting your art? Being afraid of cyberbullying by a bunch of horsefuckers is "chad" in the sense of being a nigger, since there's a shithole in Africa called Chad.Is it anthro-only? Sad and reeks of shit taste, if true.
>>41841643Did you? >>41841649I will not post past work, because I don't want my art tied to this thread, nor anything else I do. However, you may suggest a drawing, and I will deliver for this thread. Only.
I think the best part is that PussySl4y3r_69 here is trying to convince people 3dpd is good, then posts stories where they all act like complete whores at the drop of a hat.Ah yes, women apparently are ready to cheat on their boyfriends with random faggots on Second Life all day any day, sure makes me want to date one.
>>41841664Women want to have fun, a lot of of them end up in subpar relationships with men that act like little whiny girls that expect them to be their mothers.You want to blame the girls in these stories, but first you should meet the men. >Nasal voices>Meeh you can't say, or do that! It's LE BAD>Nooo, sex is icky, women are pure!!>flirting with a girl is harassment!!>they are all weirdos that want to RP as mares, and get pegged>emotionally unstable, will act controlling and paranoid 24/7>No, I don't lift.. that's for jerks!!
>>41841664Yeah...What are the chances that they won't cuck you and ruin your relationship being finding an another faggot in Second Life?Reminder that a lot of people here aren't as attractive to women as PussySl4y3r_69, some of us are little boys (175cm aka 5'9), for example.
>>41841676>end up in subpar relationships>won't end it because ???>this justifies being a cheating slut with no self controlDisgusting simp shit, trying to remove all responsibility from women. With every post, you're convincing me a pony waifu was the correct choice.
>>41841682>175cm aka 5'9It's about the vibe, and how you act. If you let the fact you are shorter than me demoralize you, you've already lost. Because 90% of the game is mental. Don't act as if you've never seen a man shorter than you with a hot chick.
>>41841686You still needed to be convinced?
>>41841686Yeah, people are flawed. Goes both ways. Some chicks are scared to be alone because it affects them harsher than it does to most malesAll you can say about females, can apply to males. >What are the chances that they won't cuck you and ruin your relationship being finding an another faggot in Second Life?They won't if they like their bf, and he ins't a sad cuck that makes her feel miserable. The problem with sites like SL is that most of the males there are directionless, purposeless, depressed, they'll cling onto women and make their entire identity about them. That's how they fall.
>>41841682>5'9">littleStill 5" more than me. Unless you live in the Netherlands or Bosnia, 5'9" is merely slightly below average at worst, and is far and away not some huge thing holding you back.
>>41841700I was willing to hear out a different perspective. But when even the biggest simps best selling point for 3dpd is "they're whores and easy to fuck", I'm out.
>>41841703>because it affects them harsher than it does to most malesHOLY FUCKING SHIT KILL YOURSELF ALREADY YOU FUCKING SIMP
>>41841717This attitude more than anything proves it's all a larp. Nobody with this male feminist mindset is getting laid lmao.
>>41841707I hate living in the Netherlands.
>>41841688I'm no gigachad, mind you. I have feelings and urges too and women don't like men that they consider weak.I rest my case. I'd rather have a genki(rin) mf (marefriend) in the afterlife to teach me her charismatic ways. Women demand equal rights but are too passive themselves, to take the same responsibility that men do. Amres win again.
>be me >chatting with eavesdropping girl’s boyfriend >"I’m reporting you to the admins for sexual harassment!" >"You made my girl cry, she told me everything!" >guy doesn’t know jack shit >humor him, let him vent >decide to do the noble thing >tell him the truth >"This is just how chicks are, bro." >"Here’s how to seduce her." >"Here’s how to stop dudes like me from stealing your girl." >give him a free crash course in not being a basedboy >mods reach out to me >I know the guy—they’re femboy ERP bait >been trying to get me to bite for months >getting me banned isn’t even on the table >he just wants the tea on my latest antics >bf eventually realizes this isn’t going anywhere >even worse, he starts to see I’m right >We have a heart to heart about how difficult his life has been lately, busy with work, family troubles>I feel for the guy, and I promise never to contact his chick again>Bros before hoes>he actually thanks me before leaving >tries to apply what I taught him >absolutely ignore the eavesdropping chick from then on >she keeps following me everywhere, lurking in the distance >decide to take a break from SL >get a DM from Flutters >"When are we meeting again?" >cut the BS >"Come over to my place for some Netflix and chill." >she hops on a bus to come see me >meet her at the station >give her a giant bear hug that makes her feel like a plush toy >kiss her forehead >guide her home while chatting about her day and her latest projects >back at my place >head to my room >lay on the bed, browsing Netflix >she wants to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre >sure, whatever >she scoots closer for snuggles >help her out by dragging her close, chin resting on her head >brush her arms softly with my fingertips>whisper softly, "Do you like little kisses?" >she nods silently >pepper her neck with soft kisses >hand sneaks under her shirt, feeling her warm belly >trace gentle circles, teasing as my hand ventures lower >finish with a gentle bite on her earlobe >movie is officially forgotten >I lean closer and whisper, "I’m going to turn you into my little mare toy." >her eyes widen, locking onto mine >hand slips under her panties—it’s soaking wet >she blushes furiously, face red like a tomato >we both know where this is going [To be continued...?]
>>41832190Human females have the world, can have any guy they want, any girl they want, any job they want, any life they want, they cheat on their spouses, they humiliate virgins, they can get simped for simply existing, they get their homework done for them, they caused massive immigration influx of the worst rapists drug dealers and violent criminals imaginable, they got into HR and now apply over the top dating app standards to hiring practices, they are cruel to men beyond villiany, they have children out of wedlock, they choose abusive spouses and they flip backward and tell virgins how abusive they are and how they're "terrorists", they order 30,000 flavors of giant dildo, they party all night, get drunk all day.I'm a 25 year old virgin that was told to work his whole life. After a busy day and night, I have a show about horses that I think about wanting to sex when I'm alone in my apartment. Which is alot.We are not the same.
This is one of the worst attempts at manipulating people I've ever seen.>go to /mlp/>be a smarmy faggot with delusions of "fixing" waifufags>fail at the first, most basic babby tier step of UNDERSTANDING YOUR MARK>try to sell 3dpd to people who think they're all gross whores... by enforcing that view even harder because PUSSY BROOO>act like a simp around people who hate simps>waifufags are now even more sure women aren't worth itYou literally achieved the opposite of what you were trying to sell. Absolutely embarrassing.
>>41841724You will change your mind as soon as you meet a chick that reminds you of Autumn BreezeAll mares are conceived from femoidsEverything you love about mares has been abstracted from real life womenThe creator of the show herself was is indeed, a femoid. Sooner or later, you'll realize that the only way forwards, is through.
>>41841744You simp to an imaginary cartoon horseI make women who are into imaginary cartoon horses, simp for meWe are not the same
>>41841778..um anon, I think you meant to respond to me? >>41841739
>>41841739>Human females have the world, can have any guy they want, any girl they want, any job they want, any life they want, they cheat on their spouses, they humiliate virgins, they can get simped for simply existing, they get their homework done for them, they caused massive immigration influx of the worst rapists drug dealers and violent criminals imaginable, they got into HR and now apply over the top dating app standards to hiring practices, they are cruel to men beyond villiany, they have children out of wedlock, they choose abusive spouses and they flip backward and tell virgins how abusive they are and how they're "terrorists", they order 30,000 flavors of giant dildo, they party all night, get drunk all day.This only applies to really hot women>I'm a 25 year old virgin that was told to work his whole life. After a busy day and night, I have a show about horses that I think about wanting to sex when I'm alone in my apartment.>Which is alot.By choice, no one is forcing you to stay where you are at. I too was a waifufag once. >>41841781Nope.
>>41841790>This only applies to really hot womenBtw, it also applies to really hot men
>>41841790>only applies to really hot womengreater than 70% of women are really women then.>By choiceMaybe now, but what else is there to life at this point?
>>41841778Smug pony pics won't change the reality that you suck at this, git gud. There is a way to sell 3dpd to this board but you're too stuck up your own ass to understand how.
>>41841745>All mares are conceived from femoids>Everything you love about mares has been abstracted from real life womenDude women can't built a civilization for shit (see that one island experiment), it all falls to constant bickering. The modern mindset of "women are equal to men, BUT WOMEN NEED TO BE PAMPERED YOU FUCKING INCEL" doesn't help.Meanwhile mares could build a civilization, that despite all its flaws, is genuinely more attractive than human civilization. Mares win.Also extraverted schizo women are quite anti-charismatic and are also big into political beliefs. But so is the kirin, except campaigning about restoring the speech and emotions isn't the same as having some gigapozzed media-approved pro-LGBTBBQ+++ social media brainrot, it's contradictory to each other even. 2-0 for mares.Also they're all psycho, but Auty likely won't just let you go if you talked and was nice to her, being the first person to talk to her since ages, she'd likely keep you and fuck your brains out everyday. She wouldn't need to blackmail you because she's pretty blunt and open about her intentions, unlike women.Again, the difference is that the actually mental foids have zero charisma and Autumn is cute and funny. 3-0 for mares in a single post.So yeah, simping for mares>>>power gap>>>simping for women.
>>41841799*greater than 70% of women are really hot women then
>>41841799>but what else is there to life at this point?That's up to you to decide, Anon. You get to build your own future. Life is painful, but you can either choice your own fate, or let others choose it for you.The first, leads to nihilism, depression and misery. The first, has a chance to give you meaning, and purpose.>>41841805Feel free to perform for all of us>>41841807I know.. I know but uugh.. it's just, that she ins't real, is all
>>41841813>The first,The later*>>41841807Even her abstraction of her rear parts are based off real femoids
Ok so what are we arguing about again? So many angry threads, I forgot which side I'm on
>>41841813>just do it for meNope, figure it out. I'll give you a tip though. Manipulating people requires understanding people, but you'll never understand other people cause you're incredibly self-centered and stuck in your own way of thinking.
>>41841821It's one of those wannabe life coaches trying and miserably failing to get people to give up their waifus.
>>41841813>I know.. I know but uugh.. it's just, that she ins't real, is all>he doesn't knowHave you ever realized that the rainbow and the stars and the sky are all looking back at you thinking the same thing? That we are a part of the everything. That maybe there's just one thing and we are all it.
>>41841823>Nope, figure it out. I'll give you a tip though. Manipulating people requires understanding people, but you'll never understand other people cause you're incredibly self-centered and stuck in your own way of thinking.Kek
>>41841815>Even her abstraction of her rear parts are based off real femoidsActual extravert schizo foids aren't like Autumn at all, as I already told you... probably one of the characters that resemble the actual women the least. Probably because she's an opposite of an NPC, which is what women naturally are.
>>41841841Yeah, you are wrongI've met chicks that are just like Autumn Breeze. Absolute alt right schizos that larp as Aryanne, won't shut up about the Jews, are beautiful and incredibly talented musiciansThose are rare though, but they do exist
>>41841846Not the same anon here, I'm sure they exist.I am grateful to the gods for their existance in the world. I wish them all the best in life. But statistically speaking, I will never be able to meet anyone even remotely resembling someone such as that.
>>41841829The kind of thought that hits better laying on the grass at night, looking at the stars while doing LSD with a pony chick by your side snuggling you tight
>>41841846Do they have hooves and horse pussies though? Didn't think so.
>>41841851You certainly won't if you've already given up. When I was spending a lot of time chatting up girls I met a ton. Also, most girls worth having long term will adapt, and reflect you overtime, so it's not really an issue to be concerned aboutPlus, making lefty chicks end up singing Ruck Rucka's Ali ''A World without Jew'' together is peak comfy
>>41841846Ehhh... Right-wing women are grifting attention whores incarnate AND NPCs at the same time, since their actual belief is what their Chad bf tells them to.
I'll take tranny banter over this shit any time
>>41841864Yes, but they are funny regardlessI personally prefer tomboysTo each, their own
>>41841860I mean I'm not racist, I'm not even closed off to leftist girls. It's just that leftist girls are going to be the first people to say how horrid I am for just wanting them to like me. So, it does seem like radical reactionary right wing girls are more relatable.
>>41841874Eh, they are not that different, at least in how to seduce them, and get to their hearts. Although I find leftie girls tend to be too degenerate in some cases, and I just find them off puttingIf she likes Hashbrown Hotel, run away.Also not a fan of most goth girls, I find them to be too mentally unstable, controlling and BPD. What are you looking for, and where?
>>41841880I don't know. I just don't know.
>>41841885You probably need to get out there to get a feel for it, and find out what you like. My fav one is a really smart, cute chick that has speech issues, and loves pony. Motherly, shy, sounds like Fluttershy but stutters, She used to have derpy eyes as a little girl due to some eye muscle issueI find her flaws very endearing, and I'd take her over 99% of 10/10 girls anydaySome girls are just super comfy for reasons that are not obvious on fight sight
>>41841867trannies > normalfags?Honestly a tough one, I guess just barely.
>>41841912>normalfag>on /mlp/ since 2012>used to be a waifufag>used to be into tulpamancing>literally ERPing on pony servers>literally an only hooves draw fag to this dayThe absolute, and utter cope. You guys are just gonna have to accept, I am as much part of this board, as any of you. In fact, chances are, I am more of a horse fucker than most of you.
>>41841919Uh huh. Also your dad works at Hasbro and you're Chris Chans secret lover.
Holy Jesus now he's even talking to himself. Just give up tard, nobody here cares about your advice.
How to get a woman>Be 1500/10 gigachad with unlimited money 20 houses and 30 cars>Go through unlimited humiliation rituals until you find a girl who pretends to like you>Go on dates>Get married>Pop out a few brats>Woman decides she doesn't love you anymore>Get divorce raped >She gets half your stuff because ????>Life ruinedIt's that simple horsefuckers. Chop chop.
>>41841952
Disable mobileposting and watch the site improve, not even joking.
>>41841978By now I'm all for it. The slight inconvenience is worth it.
>>41841978That won't happen because mobileniggers are too stupid to get adblock.
I have fed the entire thread to CHATGPT. This is what the bot has to say about it:>Who Has the Most Valid Point?Post 41841813 stands out as the most balanced and constructive argument. It:Acknowledges the emotional struggles and escapism of others without dismissing them outright.Offers a pathway for self-improvement and personal agency, suggesting that life can have meaning if one chooses to actively shape it.Encourages open-ended exploration of one’s desires and goals rather than dictating a single "correct" way to live.While it doesn’t resolve all the existential angst in the thread, it provides a healthy framework for moving forward.Suggestions for Participants>For Waifufags:Embrace your interests but ensure they complement, rather than replace, real-world relationships and personal growth.>For Critics:Focus on constructive dialogue rather than confrontation. Understand why people find solace in fandom before critiquing.>For Everyone:Recognize that personal growth and happiness often require balancing escapism with real-world engagement. Use fandom as a stepping stone to build connections, not a barrier.>Final ThoughtsThe thread reflects deep-seated frustrations, yearnings for connection, and a mix of humor and cynicism. The most productive approach lies in blending self-awareness with constructive actions while respecting diverse experiences and coping mechanisms.
It's so over, waifu fags
>>41842042I shudder for the day of AI courtrooms.
>>41842053>source GAYptKEK
>>41842053>simp has to let a machine do the thinking for him
>>41842053Suck my dick, regular fag.
>>41842057OH NO NO NO...WAIFU SISTERSOUR RESPONSE!??
OH NO NO NO!! WAIFU FAGSNOT LIKE THIS!!!BWAHAHAHAHA
>>41842062Waifunigger had to get a machine to back him up
This is by far the most retarded thread on the boardYou're all terminally autistic and should commit seppuku for wasting so much time on this stupid argument
>>41842076Hey I'll take this over arguing about furries or Tamers for the millionth time.
>>41842053you lost
>>41841615tyi much prefer the humor here but everything else is gross
>>41842086The poster ID you fed to Chatgpt up is someone arguing against me, lmaobruh... LMAO
As previously stated, your waifu ins't real, and if she is, even chatgpt knows I will fuck herWas there ever any doubt?
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>>41842111Even the bot is warning you about are pulling at straws to copeIt's so over waifufag
>>41842105>>41842118
can yall quit arguing over pony poon with an AI rn? clearly can’t come up with your own arguments it seems and you’re wasting enough water to put brazil into a drought
>>41842133>yallPost discarded.
>>41842133>can yallSilence, femoid
>>41842133WELL SHEYOOT IF'N THAT AIN'T A KNEE SLAPPER THERE YA RIGHT PLUM LOCO IDJIT'!!11Fuck off, go back.
Now it's just spamming AI logs and not even funny ones like /chag/I think this thread has more than run it's course.
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>>41842147hwat
>>41842176Kek
>>41842176>He thinks I was ever a simp>>41842174I agree, I am off to sketch cute mares
Damn I need to install second life so I can get all the ERP pussy!
>>41842076you're jealous you don't get any second life ERP pussy! /s>>41841953pretty much
How is this sex haver from Chad even able to spend hours on /mlp/ while also seducing women in bars, in SL, in PonyTown, and the PCL server? You would need more than 24 hours in a day to do that all the time.. D-does Africa have more than 24 hours a day?
>>41842420Chad is just so good he does all that while trolling virgins on 4chinz
>>41841596that's a fart fetish pic anon
>>41842483I wasn't aware, but of course, only Glimmerfag would recognize such a thing
>>41832441Yeah before this gets archived I'll be the one to say it's Tamers fault
