How make pony happy?
Give them a gun.
friendship magic
oats and pets
>>41837280Feed herWash herBrush her maneTake her for a walk in a garden/forest/meadowGive her 1-terrawatt termonuclear reactor to work on to fulfill her Eudaimonia as indicated by butt-stump
>>41837280rape
>>41837332i don't think ponies like that
>>41837281That's how you make the coward feel safe.Just give the poni a day off from being Top Printcess.
>>41837280Hug her, talk to her, make her laugh, cook for her, bake for her, give her a gift, watch a play with her, play a game with her, write a song for her, work on a project with her, go on a hike with her, dance with her, cuddle with her, kiss her, eat her out, give her alcohol, give her cannabis, give her MDMA.
>>41837280You can't. If a pony ever becomes sad they'll stay like that forever.
>>41837337I didn't say it'd make her feel safe. I said it'd make her happy.
>Give her oats
>>41837280Find out what makes her unhappy and help her fix it. If nothing in particular makes her unhappy, then create a problem that would make her unhappy and help her fix it. I think they call it self-actualization or something.
Stick your tongue directly inside her stinkhole.
>>41837280Tell her she's best princess.
