>Okay class I hope you all studied for (you)r final examLast 2 digits determine if you pass the class, you need a 69 or higher GO
>>41837431>rape
>>41837431Let's see.
>>41837431Cheerilee smells like unwashed horse ass
>>41837431The board is just too slow these days to do threads like this anymore.
>>41837431Cheerilee if you pass me I'll marry you if you don't I'll rape the school fillies, other than Lily because she'd beat me up
>>41837431FUCK YOU CHEERILEE I'LL PASS THIS CLASS AND NEVER HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>41837459which is why we have DICEC'MON BABY 100/100
>>41837431Unf Schmoopy plap plap!
>>41837491UNF dashieeeee plaplpaplalapapap
>>41837491uh oh we got a retard who didn't study over here
>>41837431Watch some retard get a 3
>>41837503You obviously prepared for this but I'll give you a (You) anyway.
>>41837494Dashies Law states that the intelligence of an anon is inversely proportionate to the iq of his waifu.
EZ
>>41837508Thanks manIt's the little things in life
>>4183743169? Heh, I can do it in 10 seconds flat
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>41837431Fucking easy
>last 2 digits on a board this slowSilly.>>41837592This guy has the right idea, congrats on the crit.
>>41837592Teach me your ways
>>41837592
>>41837511That makes a surprising amount of sense
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>41837597It's easy, just do this
>>41837431
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>41837592I fucking kneel.>>41837819Based.>>41837431If I fail an exam, will you keep me after class? https://twibooru.org/3397669
Rolled 91 (1d100)ez, didn't even study
Rolled 9 (1d100)Yeah woo hoo put me in the stimulator and enhance my words too, famtachi sendpie
>>41837819Unf mareass
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>41837925You don't get your words Z O O M E D unless you roll better, anonymous my dear. Checkem
>>41837431Oh I'll 69 you, ms. Cheerilee
Rolled 8, 72 = 80 (2d100)>>41837431Cherilee love me?!
>>41838056>couldn't even get 100 with 2 diceshiggy
>>41837431 I'm a lazy pig and didn't study at all
Rolled 28 (1d100)Please Ms. Cheerilee..I don't want to fry hayburgers for the rest of my life.....
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>41837431But I wasn't aware I was enrolled in your class.
>>41837819
>>41837431I have failed you
Rolled 41 (1d100)I will not stay in this building with cheerilee for much longer as proven by my totally high roll!
>>41837819I want to make that teacher a mother.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>41837431not even close, cheerilee a shit
>>41837431Lord Celestia, GRANT ME YOUR STRENGTH.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>41837431>>41837491Did I study enough to pass?
>>41839484twi proven to not be smart once and for all
>>41839484Twiggy might be retarded!
>>41837511>think about everyone I know who waifus Dash>Motivated, ambitious. >Stereotypical “anon”>Generally well adjusted conversationally, if a little depraved>think about the average Twifaggot >Massively autistic shut in who takes himself completely seriously>Delusions of grandeur causes him to be utterly maladjusted to modern society >sedentary lifestyle, unlike Twiggy Piggy he doesn’t burn through tons of calories every day casting spells and is therefore badly overweight due to constant bad lifestyle decisions Yeah, I can get behind this
>>41839484>book hoers
>>41837431well
>>41837819HEY THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!! JANNY HELP!!!!!!!!!!
>>41840075It's not the forbidden mare so he doesn't mind.
>>41837491Dumbxie>>41839484Dumblight>>41837592Smartity
>>41837592The exam is about fashion.
>>41837819SCHMOOPY
I want Cheerilee to kill me if I fail
>>41840484Bummer
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>41837431Actually, I just stayed up all night masturbating to pictures of you, so I filled in all the bubbles in the shape of a horse pussy (with tasteful crotchteats).
Rolled 80 (1d100)I got this
>>41840697Minuette is a very clever mare.
Rolled 64 (1d100)ezpz
>>41837819kino
Rolled 735 (1d1000)
>>41840833wow gummy so smmslr
Roll (1d100)Are regular horses smart?
>>41840973
>>41840973Apparently not
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>41840973dice+#d# in options newfriend. Like so.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>41837431
>>41837431ah yes the hoofa picture
>>41842312wow suri... so smart...
>>41837459>Board is too slow for slide threadshuh?
>>41842451Oh come on, this one didn't even have Twilight on it. At least keep your retardation consistent.
Rolled 52 (1d100)how smart is chrysalis and this meme
>>41842680oh so +20 for cultural differences in test taking
>>41837431I wasn't prepared for this
>>41840329holy fuck it actually was >>41842312
>>41837431Easy A.
Rolled 35 (1d100)
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>41837431I'm going back to Magic Kindergarten.
>>41837431trips
>>41842312Mother of god
>>41842764Is she eating her own wing?
>>41837431rollin'
>>41837431I will gore myself because of you
>>41844507I want to eat her wing, among other things
>>41840973Some are and some not. My pony is undesirably smart, he can escape from pasture with little bit too easily. He had a solid 7 day streak on escaping by the beginning of this year.
>>41846675Do you love him?
I want to fail so Cheerilee will call me a retard to my face
>>41837431Can I have sex with you?
How the hell do you roll dice?
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)>>41848558You pick them in your hooves, shake a little and throw! Like this.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>41848570Wow, thanks Pinkie! It worked!
>>41848581You're welcome!
>>41837431Sorry, teach. I didn't study.I was distracted by your butt.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>41837431But I didn't study at all>>41837592>>41842312I- I kneel...
>>41837592>>41842312holy shit fashionfags on firehow will the beige anal slut do on the test?
>>41837431Rape>>41837445Out of 10!
Rolled 74 (1d100)
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>41837431>If I get a good grade, will you adopt me, Mr. Anon?
>>41850877I'm still adopting you anyways. Let's go get ice cream.
>>41850877Oh, Scoots... you're retarded. At least that other anon's getting you ice cream.
>>41850877Yes but you don't have any good grades.
