>Geeeee Professor Anon did I really do so bad on the Cytology test that I deserved a C-? Maybe I can do some extra credit to boost that grade up to a A+. But ohhhh, I forgot my parchment paper, quill, and ink and all the other students left the school. I guess I’ll have to get really creative if I want to make up that grade huh?
I'm sending you to death detention
>>41838582Your grades are... disappointing, to say the least. I expected better from you. You'll have to relearn the basics. Head to the Ponyville Schoolhouse, my wife will tutor you there.
Pretty sure you'd bite it off. Pass.
>>41838582>Maybe I can do some extra credit to boost that grade up to a A+.No, but retakes are at the end of next week, right after class. Now, I should warn you that retake grades are capped to 90% for tests, so the most you'll be able to get this time around is an A-. Everything should be on the study guide though, so if you have any questions about it or the assigned reading, you can swing by my office hours and I'll be more than happy to help you out. See you next week!
>>41838582Silverstream, that's not how this works. You don't get a letter grade, you're positive. We'll have to do more tests, and you most likely will have to go on chemo.
>>41838582>gets her pregnant on accident and creates the first harpy >display the creature to my students during a lesson
>>41838597>>41838611fucking based
>>41838582>Geeeee Professor Anon did I really do so bad on the Cytology test that I deserved a C-?Yes. Now get out of my office, I'm busy fucking your friend.
>>41838582You get what you put in with my class. If that means you get a C- that means you only wanted a C-. Now get out, I have to hit the gym to acquire gains as doing so is the only thing giving my life purpose.
>>41838611This sounds exactly like an autistic Twifag anon in Equestria would answer.
>>41838582I drop the lowest quiz, test, and exam. Just focus on doing better on the next ones if you want an A+ and consider not forgetting your supplies and forming a study group. >>41839871Only fags offer retakes outside of extenuating circumstances.
>>41838603This is exactly why I'd never want a blowjob from a fucking bird.
>>41838737>Anon impregnates a sterile hybridThis is getting dangerous.
>>41838582Let's just go to your room and get them ;)>literally just gets the supplies and has her write the paperAlso hot girls don't actual give a fuck if they get shit grades, they just fail the class and it doesn't bother them in the slightest
>>41839943This. Hot girls already know they don't need grades because they'll just get a boyfriend with a huge income to take care of them.
>>41838582Look I know you guys don't like me, but trying to nab me as a pedophile? Isn't that a bit extreme? It was a nice touch trying to hide the mic in your hair but I can see the wire. If you're smart enough to scheme all this, you're smart enough to pass the test. I'll see you tomorrow for the retake.
>>41839923Well, MLP beaks do behave like mouths, just like in any cartoon. But bear in mind that she does have another form with a normal mouth too.
>>41838582C-? Cmon that’s a pass, you’re good. Shouldn’t even be asking for extra credit, you’re good.
>>41839957I'd rather fuck a fish mouth.
>>41838582Silversteram, that C- is after we've done every position and technique both you and I could think of. I don't know how much more "extra" things could get.
>>41839939>sterile hybridNothing suggests anything of the sort, jew.
>>41840353It's why they needed the pearl. To have kids, they needed to turn into seaponies.
>>41840376That's almost hot enough to make me continue the series and actually watch the creature episodes.
>>41840383They don't outright say it. I just figure that, like mules, a pony-gryphon hybrid would be sterile. It would make it reasonable that they would not think of giving up the pearl, since it's effectively putting the gonads of their entire civilization at risk.
>>41840383He's making up retard claims. Equestrian hybrids are magical, like kirin and griffons not genetic offspring
>>41840696Equestrian hybrids are an actual species not the product of interspecies copulation. I dont know how this point goes over /mlp/s heads
